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metahumans is cool
Roblox is better
UE5 takes me 10 Mins to load
Make sure you're running it with decent specs and from an SSD
It does take a fair bit longer than Unity to start up
But mostly the first time when it needs to compile shaders and stuff
I really don't get why it wants to immediately compile every single shader in the universe.
It's actually only compiling relevant shaders
But the editor itself works in UE so it needs to compile shaders for that too
its lumen is great
i do but editor laggy oof
probably nanite
I'm just going to use nothing but point clouds
how do i import rocks in UE5??
Time to start learning, go to the UE site and check the online courses. Or on youtube. If you can't do yourself, you can ask in the dedicated channels, like #ue4-general for example.
ive been watching a youtuber PontyPants make his game Punch 'A' Bunch
Pony pants? 🤔
i mean u can also just drag and drop if u don’t know how to click the file->import button
i use the rtx rendering on mine cuz it takes less time
well actualy idk if it uses the rtx cores for anything other than denoising
how i go to mega scans library
How many laptops you have actually? 🤔
yea i installed blender on an old laptop to do some phyton scripts but it needs a shader level something
I can't switch between fullscreen and windowed with Alt+Enter in my game (running in standalone mode). Is this something you've gotta implement yourself?
Maybe use an old version of Blender... Tho, not sure why bother with such a "farm".
^ its probably faster to render on a machine that isnt crap than to render on 3 crap machines lol
at least as far as gpu rendering goes
theres probably some server farms for rendering on the cloud somewhere also
should i leave my pc to render my metahuman into UE5??
!coin
@cursive crypt, :coin: Heads
Maybe.
!8ball will ue5 be released summer 2022
@muted oracle, :8ball: As I see it, yes.
Does blender do renders in buckets?
if by buckets you mean kernels/pixel regions/pixel clusters then yes
its based on the kind of sampling you choose, by default it renders a nice little spiral shape
thats why the render loads in bricks instead of pixels
but if u got a good GPU, u should be using that for the renders instead of the CPU. if have an RTX GPU, enable OptiX denoise and render style
I'm pretty sure by "buckets" I meant "buckets"
I dunno too. Maybe in Blender 3, they will allow tin buckets at least.
same difference just making sure
You only made us concerned for nothing.
I'm only concerned about butts and butt accessories
i cannot import grass from bridge it ends up as like paper
u can enable the progressive renderer which blender does have also
King of the Hill is such a good show lol
never got into it until I was an adult though
great Game Grumps advice: read mean comments in the voice of Dale Gribble
or anything, really
And how many did you order?
Dream Daddy has nothing on Dream Cop https://www.twitch.tv/irvingforce/clip/PeppyLuckyStarlingVoteNay
Nice pixelart.
if I was a pixelart, I'd be a cloud
I'd be glitch art
oof, yeah, we all aspire to be vonoroi
I'd be entropy rendered in a spectrum analyzer piped through a pc speaker
buy me some too
like 30
its so warm here, i think my beers just evaporate they are gone so fast
naw, I'm just sneaky
buy me a waffle or a cookie
You listen to the wrong radios lol
ahh beers.
it bases itself on what you listen to? I never have it automatically go to rap
I told the bartender to give your most bitter beer. They gave me a Chocolate Stout.
🤦♂️
because its not.
I fully expected a form of IPA.
This was an actual bartender mind you.
not good tho obviously.
more nasty than high IBU.
I really think the brewery had to be paying them to recommend that, tbh.
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Over the last month, I challenged 3D artists with the Alternate Realities CG challange. I provided an animation for everyone to work from, and the results were stunnin...
I'm no rocket surgeon, but the center of gravity feels so off in all the entries where he's not pulling or pushing anything.
The mocap animation itself is pretty bad also.
But still though, some damn fine results
Okay the astronaut in the tunnel with the zombies worked. Though I guess technically he's pulling the zombies
A lot of those entries could be such awesome artstyles for a 2d platformer game in the vein of Inside
Animation was already pre-setuped if you read the description. It is mostly the same for all of them if you noticed. I suppose the goal was the environment, vfx, lighting etc.
Yeah I know, I was criticizing the pre-setup
With a more polished animation many of them could go from Pretty Damn Good to Whoah
Woah ok, I just got really confused/scared. when I left the hardware channel, it disappeared. then the lounge did it... then food... and then I realized social section was minimised...
😬
I wish my neck was bigger than my head
only one worth hanging out in

think im about to OD on coffee
so theres another dirty dev war going on over Earth 2 aye
@zinc matrix Cool! Surprised he didn't start a startup and sell it to Oculus/FB. People would easily pay 100 bucks for em
Just think of how it would improve porn games
I've never heard of Dreamworld before, but looked at Josh Strife Hayes video about it now, and wow... it looks worse than the worst weekend-made asset flips on Steam. Hope not too many paid for it in advance
Earth 2 is the more devious scam though. Laymen would probably think that they actually can deliver what they've promised.
And not realize that the whole devteam is made out of actual legit scammers
legit scammer might be an oxymoron but yeah
A fool and his o-ring are soon blown out
Dang, that's a lot of money
sounds like fun
Looking at the kickstarter... "DreamWorld - The Last Game You'll Ever Play" <- That is not a good tagline...
The screenshots there are absolute dogpuke too but it still got $64k in pledges
Not exaggerating when I say that the marketing copy sounds like it's written by a 12 year old
Because if you still had faith in humanity, you won't afterwards!
Hi guys.How i can opportunity streaming into channel?(how get streaming role?)
whats meaning "dm"?Sorry,i am not English man))
Direct message
A,I realized
Martin Englishman, Attorney at Bird Law
did you just assume Mannys gender
Thanks for help
This is a trap
If you are a feminist, you will be offenseded
I'm having a property dispute, my neighbor has been taking twigs and hay from my property (it's my land because I peed on it first) to build his nest. I'm going to be suing to receive part of his rent since most of his home is using my materials. Is there anyone specialized in bird law here that could help me?
I would recommend seeing Harvey Birdman, Attorney at Law. He should be able to help with you aviary woes.
or if you're on a budget, this guy https://i.imgur.com/b4wrvci.mp4
for whatever reason, i decided to create separate skeletons for each movable part of a character in blender, and then send them to ue individually
should i throw everything into 1 file and send to UE that way ?
sorry
Um.....
crime is already banned. otherwise it wouldnt be crime.
The correct comment.
Who is that btw? A streamer? Influencer?
Sometimes I hear that name.
Kinda "meh", I get? :)
lol
ben shapiro is famous for:
- having twitter arguments with cardi b
- knowing less about womens' sexuality than a dildo-shaped sandcastle
- buying a single piece of wood at hobby lobby to oWn tHe LiBs
gordon ramsey voice: "this chicken is so dry it's married to ben shapiro!"
Just made my first video on the topic of game development. It'll be a series going over the creation of different systems in my upcoming game. Not sure if this fits in sharing progress since it's more of a step by step look into what I'm doing and not updates. Let me know where it might fit better if it fits at all https://youtu.be/sd0kUNrjktc
In this video I introduce you to our new series "The Code Behind the Game". We'll be taking a look at crafting systems and work on building our own
Our projects Discord community :
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If you'd like to support me directly you can donate to or share this GoFundMe Campaign :
https://gofund.me/5c41a3b4
#work-in-progress
Faster!
The problem with a broken clock being right twice a day, is some people only check the time twice a day also. So Shapiro gets a follower base from occasionally promoting free speech, which is important to people who want to abuse others also. The rest of the time, he abuses other people. He's a social commentary bully hiding behind his pseudo-intellect which comes from his obvious highly functioning reading and memory capabilities, alongside his speaking manner. But he is a bully for money.
this is definitely a #work-in-progress and i am the first to say that
Ok I can move it over there now if needed
Ok I hope so
nobody reads the wip channel anyway so its ok. It's about as read as the #unpaid-jobs channel :d
lol, true
Lol
I read the unpaid jobs channel!
I actually read it today, sighed hard, then laughed harder
there's an #volunteer-projects channel?
No
oh good
Unpaid gigs I'm doing that right now myself and it's my own gig
It always gets me how there are full companies who are pitching free unpaid work but ask for people who should be getting paid.
I actually tried to help one of the unpaid posting and the guy responded that I have to fill up an application...

I just wanted to help lol
i pay myself to not work on my own projects 🙃
yeah some of them are cool. others are companies of outsourcing that abuse the need for people to get into the industry.
How many unfinish project are you up too now?
over 9000
Sounds about right
if you don't have over 9000 unfinished projects, are you really a game dev?
Only a real dev recognize a real dev
How about 4TB of unfinished content
what did you do? use megascans in every project?
4tb of research content?
3tb of porn and 1tb of work?
Maybe the later but nah just been doing off and on stuff for like 9 years
5TB of porn, compressed
thats some lousy compression
i've not even touched 2tb in 11 years. perhaps if I counted all my unreal engine source builds too
I know people who have 5tb+ of asset creation work though. But mine is mostly code so its tiny
I just got a data hording issue
my total vault size is under 150gb and I collected everything Epic ever gave for free 😄
although some isn't download so thats a stupid comment
Lol, same. I sad part for me is I like to buy stuff but in the end never use it.
forgive me, I just had to eat mcDonalds for dinner. I feel dumber than shit now :d
why anyone eats that stuff I dunno. It's like drugs without the good side
Oof I'll be back in like 30 just realized phones at 7% and I got no charger
why is it you have active redirects, but no inactive ones? Is there some kind of discrimination against lazy redirectors or something?
"errr... it's somewhere over there" points
somewhere over in that folder that actually doesn't exist anymore
I'm officially renaming them to Slack Redirects
I suppose to be working on my project but here I am slacking and making jokes about redirectors
hah I remember the vegan war
fortunately it died out because of lack of protein for the fight.
anyone know tutorials on director AI? preferably ones that have a download link to the project
nothing wrong with anyone's personal choices until they try force it on someone else.
humanity has a great problem with preaching opinion as directives. It's kind of dumb and if you don't agree then you are dumb and should be burned at the stake !
did someone threaten to ddos anyone in the vegan war?

ddos is so 1990's.
yeah, isnt swatting the newest craze?
I was ddos'ing people in the 90's on IRC because I was learning the wrong things.
watching The Banana Splits as a kid, I knew I was going to grow up and marry a hairy bear suit.

what else would make a good discord emoji?
unreal slackers emoji on the flag what is show wind effect
make it
Make it ue5 with nanite

Skyrim vibes
Wanted level:
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Sus
I don't see whats wrong here?
heavy petting
I'm trying to imagine a world where I don't have to wonder which is shittier: reddit or the reddit mobile app
what about /r/redditmobileapp?
how about visual studio for iphones?
"for iphones" just reminded me of something (as things do)
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It was waiting in the bushes for us then it ripped off your dad's face
Woman chicken duck thing? I forgot what's it called.
No, @light spruce was writing lyrics to ab old parody song. About a women chicken duck thing.
Ben's musical lecture on the perils of love...
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Turns out the new features are not available on the discord public test thing, my bad
i feel like i accomplished something
i made a custom character rig of all of the things i need to do
Now make it dance
420blazennnnit
...
i can make it dance
@light spruce With some good ol'moscato
oh i cant make it like Cold War's Coffin Dance but i can make the player dance
im starting to get the hang of unreal although ive been just now switched from C# to Visual and C++
I wish I had alcohol... which is a sure sign that I do not need alcohol
I really need to quit drinking
Aye, man, you make me concerned for some rando over the net.
Most of the time you appear to gulp an ethanol.
It's cost-prohibitive really
I'll drink booze like I drink anything else. Given the drug cocktail I survive on a daily basis, my tolerance to inebriation is absurd.
and fuck allergies too
I'm always impressed by the amount of abuse the body can sustain for years.
Most nearby case is my neighbour who quite old and thin as stick, but is regularly drunk.
Cursing, yelling, being a nuisance for his family is normal.
As he is kinda poor too, he resorts to some shady stuff occasionally, just for the booze tho.
Aye that too. It is the season of itching and sneezing.
See, we lie to ourselves all the time and make justifications for things... lines we don't cross
I can't be an alcoholic because I haven't resorted to drinking mouthwash.
I see what you did here 😄
Anyway, it is not easy thing. It is not surprising it is so wide-spread problem.
I'm not actually an alcoholic though. I'm not what I'd call super far away from it.
I think there was a definition for that term, what it means... 🤔
Not how it feels.
I'm physically dependent upon benzodiazepines because I have to take them for my jaw. I regularly will fail to take it for a couple days at a time and start having withdrawal symptoms because I don't have any psychological dependence on it.
Is that some long-term treatment?
I've also had to have a fair amount of opioids at various times... and unlike some of the crazy shit that I hear, I'm not "shit yeah! I need some more of that!"
It's not ideal for long term... but you have to go with what works and you can tolerate
"Diazepam increases craving for alcohol in problem alcohol consumers. Diazepam also increases the volume of alcohol consumed by problem drinkers." Oh wow... I somehow never noticed that. I mean, that does hinge upon what "problem drinker" means here
My father was on Diazepam for many years. Gladly, he stopped drinking when he was younger, but stopping these pills - took him few decades.
Based on the Alcohol Dependence Scale... I would not rank in as a problem drinker
I checked in what it is. If you have 14 standard drinks (a std drink being a 12 ounces/340 ml of beer or 1.5 ounces / 40 ml of spirit) per week you are on the risk group. So, if you drink like half a liter of spirit per week.
It is much less than ppl think, lol
There's a maximum of 47 points.. getting 9 or more is highly indicative of abuse or dependence. I pulled in a 6... which would go to a 7 depending on interpretation of "Do you carry a bottle with you or keep one clase at hand?"
Interesting test...
Because I absolutely don't carry one... and what does "close at hand" mean in that context? It's usually next to the desk at home. They don't fit in a set of shelves over there. I could put it on shelves behind my desk...
Like.. I have empty bottles sitting on the floor... right next to a box of kleenex and a paper towel dispenser
lol
Well, things are rarely black and white.
Not crossing a border, does not mean you are not close to it.
A 750ml won't even fit in those shelves
There's also the "stumble or weave" when you drink question.. and it's like... I have neurological damage; that shit happens on its own too
night
it crashed because of your desktop icons
I see nothing new here.
how?
my pc is alienware it comes with those icons
Alienware crashes UE5 
i used UE5 all day yesterdays so that cant be it
Nah, the aliens waited for the right time 👽
it was a "clean up your desktop icons" comment
what i acctually googled it and apparently he exported his game and it acc reset his OS i know it was a joke but ye i googled it anyway
what is up with UE5!!!!
Granted, I could be wrong. That's a thing that happens. But as a guess, I'd go with a combination of "you're using unstable software and you don't really know what you're doing"
unstable software wdym?
UE5 is still super unstable
I mean, it's in the subtitle:
UE 5.0.0 Early Access
Nope. It's not really backwards compatible.
You should've using UE4 for productive use in the first place 
can i download the map??
BTW I'm messing with Control Rig and creating an animation in editor.
(Not posting it in #work-in-progress because it's a machinima and nothing to do with my original project)
https://twitter.com/mltd_fanrender/status/1406119990239977476
Makoto Kikuchi, in the style of Cloud Strife.
(rendered in Unreal Engine 4, animated with Control Rig, audio added in post)
Hi I need some help in UE4 Ai Making can anyone help ?
I message there but no one Reply
What do you mean no one reply? You're just posting it in less than an hour.
I want to make : Ai Follow Another Ai . With Ai Move to Code Blueprint . But it's not working can you help ?
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This is the place for off-topic discussion. Kick back, hang out, and talk about anything. The rules still apply, obviously.
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Not going to solve in #lounge 
i might get a Udemy Course on C++ that a good idea?
Okay thanks , sorry for disturbing you
Post the question, straight to the point, in #gameplay-ai , and wait for several minutes or hours. Don't expect light speed response.
Also, again: https://www.dontasktoask.com
If you're just ask like "I have a problem with AI, can anyone help me?", nobody will going to respond.
Oh okay
!8ball Am I sane?
@light spruce, :8ball: Very doubtful.
@zinc matrix Thanks.
!8ball am i a terrible dev
@vestal vine, :8ball: Better not tell you now.
@vestal vine, :8ball: Without a doubt.
!8ball Is mayonnaise an instrument?
@quasi mantle, :8ball: Very doubtful.

lol
!8ball will my food taste good today
@deep glen, :8ball: As I see it, yes.
Think it's naptime. More dumb server work tomorrow when my brain might function again
ye but its unstable but i do rly like ue5
Then all you had to do is to wait for the stable release.
when is that
Sometime in 2022.
I mean, if you really that impatient but don't know what you're really doing, use 4.26 in the meantime.
4.26 would be the penultimate UE4 version, and usable for productive use than UE5 right now. (and even then it probably won't fully production ready until 5.1 or 5.2)
f all these who want account linking, and it is broken /rant
It's frustrating how "open source lovers" still don't realise how terrible GPL is for closed source project. 
Open source project can be as open as they want, but closed source project also should have the right to be stay closed.
i might get a udemy course to start c++
If you have no f clue about C++ take whatever C++ course, then go to UE C++
#cpp might give you better ideas, kek
Kids nowadays have udemy, back then we learned by the book, literally.
🦇 🐞 ?
Isn't Epic Twinmotion basically Unreal Engine 4? 🤔
Also holy shit, that new discord font is so ugly IMO
It looks like a half arsed job at making Avant Garde esque kind of font
will this be the normal quality
how i upgrade my graphics these loom terrible atm
how chunky are your pixels
???
I so love waking up to neighborhood lawnmowers at 7am on a Saturday. Its the best!
Hey, that was me last month, but at 8 am.
I mean when you wake up at 6 by default...
I thought I recognized you.
I can't force myself to work on anything.
Anyone have a spare drill sargent I can use?
Ermmy's dead. :(
didn't know that. that sucks.
He was supposedly really cool.
The irony is not lost on me that you are warweasle looking for a drill sargent
are you making a game about combat also?
I hereby motivate thee!
Not scary or sexy enough?
To crush your enemies, to see them driven before you, and to hear the lamentations of their women?
Seriously though, I'm just exhausted after this week.
I'm doing the one minute thing.
R and R might be the motivation you need.
It's a small miracle that I haven't shot the guy with the leafblower
OMG i'm listening to leafblower rn as I type!
it's not even a "wake me up" kind of thing
Rest is a motivator also @ivory lodge
It's just that I can hear it and it will go on for like 4 hours...
counter intuitive I know
Wow. I am totally motivated to murder this hardened noise criminal for you. Do you have coords within say, 3 meters?
I do my own killing, thanks
Not trying to get all zen and stuff but sometimes stepping away and chilling will motivate you more, but its a risk.
🙁
apparently, I do not have an emoji font on this machine
I know you are right but I feel guilty when I don't work on it.
My pets use it every morning: "If you don't feed us at 5 am, we will starve to death."
Do you have a schedule or do you work you feel like it?
If you only do stuff when you feel like it, you will lose.
Normally I work after I eat an early dinner or when I wake up but I've been single parenting and dealing with various crises.
By the time I get time, I'm exhausted.
Right now I can't focus enough to watch YouTube... I think I'll just take the day... Hopefully I'll be back on schedule Monday.
it do be like that sometimes.
I took a break to chill, 6mo later... 😄 dont be me 😄
Sometimes I just wait for a manic episode...
I did that last time. I got kicked off a team and couldn't look at code for months.
Thats why I said its a risk when you do that.
And sometimes, you wake up after three hours of sleep, are torn between just getting in the shower or having a wank. And, instead, you install discord in Linux, have to go back and install an emoji font, realize that Discord probably isn't going to save your size settings, and now you're too annoyed to care about the original dilemma.
Just... an example.
heh. Yeah, I havent had any motivation to do anything for a long time. it sucks
Or as we say in Indiana: Sometimes it's not worth chewing though the straps, playing dead, stabbing the guards, stealing a their car, ditching the police and going to work."
I'm currently motivated, thank goodness.
THE LONGEST JOURNEY BEGINS WITH A SINGLE STEP
"YOU WILL TYPE THAT CODE MAGGOT!"
or some such shit.
motivation is overrated. All those corpses on mt.everest were once highly motivated people
The only game ideas I've got right now are WAY beyond my skill level
You fall into the "unmotivated" slump and you'll stay there out of habit. You have to take steps and rebuild momentum instead.
as it should be.
it wouldn't be fun otherwise imo.
you get to learn.
There are no skill levels. Only zool! I mean, youtube videoes you haven't watched yet.
How much of a problem that is depends a lot on what you really want to do.
Most of the mechanics of it I'm pretty sure I can figure out. But the game would require lots of asset creation, and world creation. the world part especially is hard for me
There's value in building a complete game of low complexity... just as there's value in learning and prototyping small chunks of something more difficult.
yea money problems are a different story.
you can't learn money creation so to speak.
You can if you are rich.
📈 dolllarz
if you are rich you know money.
No. Statistically, if you are rich, you were born rich.
Assets are always the nightmare
no money here to speak of. unemployed and living off the equity of selling my house. But I would aim to make all my assets myself, if I cant appropriate free packs
I never said anything counter that.
@tulip orbitMy plan is to use existing assets and modify them using qixel or substance painter to make them match my needs.
The content creation pipeline is something (okay one of many things) that I always bitch about.
It's become far too complex for the available tools; they haven't kept up. Period.
Sorry. I misinterpreted what you said.
Yeah I think I'll have to learn quixel seeing as I cant afford a substance license right now
And this is why Maya still dominates and blender hasn't taken over
Blender is pretty easy if you take the time.
Proprietary tools integrated into the pipeline have deeply embedded tools like Maya.
side note, the Godfather of Maya is a High school dropout.
jUsT uSe RoBlOx
also that they own the .fbx license and are probably paying off the big developers to stay with it, instead of switching to/developing one of the free formats
I mean more than just the pipeline of tools importing and that
he's also a billionaire
so what you're saying is he could afford to drop out of high school 
Regardless, it takes a shit ton of time no matter what you use.
time and skill
He was a problem child and a rebel so he dropped out of high school.
time and skill have a really weird relationship there too
so does macaffee, doesn't mean anyone should ever use it 🙃
if you're good at it, you can do some things faster... if you're good at it, you can easily try to do more and make things take longer.
"if you're good at it, you can use it goodly"
we're talking stuff like 3d asset creation, right?
just generate everything algorithmically in openscad
I opened up VS and forgot what I needed to change.
@tulip orbit Do something ridiculous and make everything with Dust 3D
No one can say it won't look unique
start by changing your IDE 🙃
I wish I could use emacs
I use vim and am happy I generally don't need to remember any of the advanced stuff
so do it. it's free
I dont know what that is. But my next project may very well be a 2d game if the guy I know ever finishes/releases his 2d engine
You should look it tup
Its in Java, so it'll be a learning curve
It's ... odd.
ew java
Hm. I think I'll stick to blender for 3d modelling
I can design what would probably be a functional firearm and do the CAD for it... but I was too stupid to figure out that weird "circles on two planes" thing
i thought it was snakes
I sometimes do that japanese thing where you work for 1 minute, sort of priming the pump. Now I'm working again.
I have an hour before I have to make chicken fried rice.
And sometimes you need that Japanese thing that translates to "wise man time"
@light spruceYou mean sleeping with my wife?
Because jokes on the japanese, I'm divorced.
Definitely doesn't require a wife.
There is no suicide bow in minecraft
No. I will never forget that
I'm not sure I'll forget how damned slow Discord runs on this either.
also just realized that I apparently broke the function key support for this keyboard layout
You should release it with a Quake Tournament Texture Pack
I wish that there was something a bit like Empyrion only with combat mechanics that weren't awful
That probably narrows it down less than you think, but yes
You build vehicles... you can go to space (and probably die)
My equip/unequip code looks like crap.
A friend made some joke about having a ship that looked like an old galleon... so... that's what we did. And it was christened the SSV Balls Deeperer
and watch this be something I can't find a screenshot of
But thank God I have this.

Might be on my main box somewhere... not that it's actually relevant to anyone
Wonder if this runs any better without hardware acceleration
someone summoned me with the magic word
Balls?
Im here to talk about our lord and saviour Visual Basic
Deeperer?
Processors: 4 × Intel® Celeron® CPU N3160 @ 1.60GHz
Memory: 3.8 GiB of RAM
Graphics Processor: Mesa DRI Intel® HD Graphics 400
That's a Spicy Boy right there
how did you get my specs
Fuck you Jar-Jar! Get back in your suitcase!
Next time I'll bring Grimace and use him has a buttplug!
yah, like thanos
I can imagine that meeting at McDonald's HQ: "Come up with an idea right now or you're fired, Jenkins!"
Thinking to self: "Man my ass hurts..."
it's amazing what cocaine can do
I've never put coke on a buttplug before...
They still use the cocaine for nose surgeries
you ever do 150kmph in your car put your foot down and it still wants to go?"
THAT'S HOW COCAINE FEELS
"we need a mascot for our burger chain"
*snort* "how about a clown?"
"sure, whatever"
he wears a happy meal on his head, and his hair was meant to be made out of fries
seriously, all of mcdonalds' mascots are fucked up
a clown, a bird who flies a plane, a guy who steals hamburgers, a mayor who IS a hamburger, and a giant purple blob that GRINS at everything
All I thought of from cocaine was actually a Key & Peele skit that I didn't know had an uncensored version
At a meeting in 1997, an irate Reginald VelJohnson complains about the ways “Family Matters” has changed since Steve Urkel became part of the show. (Contains strong language.)
About Key & Peele:
Key & Peele showcases the fearless wit of stars Keegan-Michael Key and Jordan Peele as the duo takes on everything from "Gremlins 2" to systemic raci...
I'm not sure cocaine didn't actually contribute to that skit
Now I want a burger
Have a Grimace.
What? I haven't eaten in 24 hours
Two numbers 9,a number 9 large,a number 6 with extra dip,a number 7,two numbers 45,one with cheese and a large soda
extra dip? I don't use tobacco products.
Have to🤡
haha. fail. 😉
you can eat sand, young man
I said young man, pick yourself off the ground
I said, young man, there's an empty stall here
🎵 Hold me closer, Tony Danza 🎵
He just hasn't heard it in a long time, he swears
the song is tiny dancer by elton john, who, in fact, is not me. yes; i know you know, but youtube will be very cross with me if i dont explicitly state this for you. thanks 4 watching!
Is Agisoft Metashape the best software for photogrammetry?
It is good.
But consider that (Italian?) Zephyr which Epic bought.
Then there was one online, which is quite pop too... forgot the name. It is online tho.
@fresh heath
Zephyr's is a gas station in the Midwest
Im the guy at the party who's never heard any of the songs
I get all hopeful when I hear something alittle less than mainstream, then my hopes are shattered with the next song
Are you gonna drink that?
On my facebook feed today: Describe a movie badly: "Grimace tries to solve world hunger using his rock collection."
Someone has had their revenge
Vigilante, as SophosLabs Principal Researcher Andrew Brandt is calling the malware, gets installed when victims download and execute what they think is pirated software or games. Behind the scenes, the malware reports the file name that was executed to an attacker-controlled server, along with the IP address of the victims’ computers. As a finishing touch, Vigilante tries to modify the victims’ computers so they can no longer access thepiratebay.com and as many as 1,000 other pirate sites.
pretty weak malware tbh, I cant even access thepiratebay without a VPN
yay for government firewalls
ponkkis i had on end of last month already that
this room just isnt great for cooling so it take to 4am even to cool down
That malware is some pretty terribly done shit. And I'll remember Andrew Brandt in the future for people to ignore entirely based solely on calling that pile of garbage "Vigilante"
Hopefully, I'll have moved by the end of the summer so I don't ever have any more of that 25+ degrees depending on where I am in the room
"pretty terribly done shit" is generally how vigilantism is done.
raytraced but real not with gameengine
what a crock
the sideview from the level is kinda magical
where else would you get a coffee nachos
mute

hey guys im new to unreal and i want to remake cyberpunk 2077 should it take this long to start unreal engine/
actually that's a rather short wait, making cyberpunk should have your editor taking hours to open
do you know where the build roads button is
ponkkis you should make lights for unreal cyberpunk remake i am making i am new though so
but star citizen has fps and cities and things you could make night city be one of the cities
I'd lean into that more, but I don't think I could do it without losing my mind.
Yo anyone else notice a drop in Discord traffic recently?
I think the pandemic gave an unsustainable boost to discord and we are starting to see it normalize, but IMO.
IK, it was like that everywhere it seemed. Now so many servers are like dead.
I remember when you had to type uber fast just get a message in the chat.
I refuse to accept the nerd or geek moniker.
I'll call myself a "huge nerd"
You call me a "geek" and your body goes in the Hudson, feel me?
What about "dork"? Hypothetically ofc
I'm not a nerd, geek, or a dork.
Just because I like tech doesn't mean im a nerd, geek, or a dork. imo.
Truthfully, people could call me whatever they want.
Except "gamer"
That... really will end in a homicide
nah...there are some really messed up things folks could say that can cut deep
I don't vomit in RGB, pre-order games, or continually talk about Call of Duty
Not for me.
I'm sure you have some triggers.
For someone calling me names? Not at all.
It doesn't mean I'd want to have an in-depth conversation with someone intent on calling me a Nazi-bellend or whatever
nerd and geek are softball names, tbh.
people can be really disgusting.
Well I learned a new word today, thank you @light spruce
People who drive trains are engineers also.
lol yeah
Brits and their stupid words
"Bollocks"
I like how that transitioned to other people just saying "Balls"
Gonads
Baw sac.
I dont think Id drink bawls
Oh yeah.. Bawls was around a long time ago
and it made a comeback a couple years ago?
NGL it always catches my attention on the shelf, you have to do a double take to see if you are reading it correctly.
@light spruce You used to drink Bawls?
my bawls always make a comeback
They came in glass bottles with large nubs around it. A friend of mine bought some glasses that someone had made out of them.
To make this whole thing "funnier"
I wonder if it will make another comeback?
the bottles were also dark blue
omg I feel like a 12 yr old asking if Bawls will come back. on a maturity level.
I've had a couple of Bawls before
what do they taste like?
I honestly don't remember seeing a flavor on the bottle.
yeah there is no flavor.
just Bawls.
They cut the bottle at that crease and smoothed it.. they might have actually melted it down
Original Bawls is the flavor. lol
extra u in flavor?
Cheese Bawls
fancy pants
Im from a land of pommy gits
I think the whole product is an inuendo.
look how the numbs are. There are toys that resemble the bottle.
"Can you go get me some Bawls" Im all out.
I want the big bawls with the long neck
Imagine having to ask the store clerk if you can't find it. lol
you can get the little bawls in the vending machines
Truth.
ummm, I'm trying to find Bawls....where are the Bawls.
well it doesnt sound right in our accent so not so bad but southern american I can see it being problematic 😛
Here's some time travel... (because I remember everything)
oh a southern drawal would be fantastic.
Back when I was like 18 or 19 and part of the Something Awful IRC ... there was this 15 or 16-year old girl that was ... creepily into me. But the relevant thing was her talking about it being weird going to a game store to ask for a copy of "Deus Ex"
Humble brag: there was this 15 or 16-year old girl that was ... creepily into me......Im still reading.
well Dues Ex better than Uno Ex
is it pronounce DO-Ex?
Day-us
daaaayoooos eckz
Not weird at all.
deus ex machina go brr
Day us ex then?
its niche not nich 😛
I think this is going over my head.

from a game name?
I'm confused.
If you run it together, it sounds like "day of sex"
There were kind of two stories intertwined there
ahh, eww yeah no.
Do better.
her being creepily into me and wanting me to come live in her bedroom was just the backstory of my interaction with her
sounds like she needed more than one copy of Deus Ex
Now, I'm sure there's someone that would love to have the opportunity to go live in an underage teenage girl's bedroom
that someone is not me
better!

she'd be in her 30s, should look her up 😛
and now you are just a Huge Nerd, your words, not mine.
hey you remember 20 years ago when....?
Probably still dressing up like Sailor Moon characters too
20 years ago when I was 20
too much lol
Surprise: She became incredibly hostile towards me when I rebuffed her advances
umm thats how it works.
Bawls

I got no nuts its why my screws are loose
Are you on Free Nitro by any chance?
no
hmmm, ok
free bawling

I've kept the screenshot of this ad for many years... it's finally relevant to a discussion
I cant get the free nitro because i used to have nitro before.
But that is what it is supposed to be.
No. 1 Balls on the Net.
I'm not sure that particular claim would live up to scrutiny
They are supposed to resemble human anatomy hanging from trucks.
deez nuts go well with bawls
I made a series of dumb "DEEZ NUTS" images whenever Snapseed added text things
this one is even Unreal related
The funniest part is he is holding glasses while wearing glasses.
#thatsthejoke
All those shitty business stock photos have some guy pointing at something on a display that's probably some basic bullshit
Someone has taken off their glasses to look intently
Like that's some ... getting mouse axes I think
ngl, I have blue blocker clips for my glasses.
cut down on the blue light in the evenings.
I thought about linking that first gif, Mons
But I was looking for the Airplane scene
There was also the Chris Farley Schmitt's Gay flip up shades thing in there.. but... it wasn't really applicable
this will be invisible to me after 8pm fyi
The blue light that ... actually doesn't do anything special
the spectrum that stimulates wakefullness
*part of
blue light has a pretty fast wavelength too
no emoji for fast wavelength?
Read a thing about it not too long ago... actually doesn't really impact jack shit. It's more just "using electronic devices right before trying to go to sleep"
thats why blue laser pointers are more likely to pop balloons
also i think its related to eye strain in some way that i forgot about
devies mimic Sunlight
devices.
to an extent
It surpress the production of serotinin which is the precursor to melotonin?
or something like that.
i also wonder why VR strains my eyes less than my computer
It doesn't keep you awake, more about surpressing what will make you tired.
Hey, I don't care what you wear. I was just letting you know that that aspect of it isn't technically sound. I'll go find the article about it if you really want
might be a combination of brightness, focal distance, and being head-mounted
like caffeine.
mmmm caffeine
it doesn't wake you up, it blocks getting tired.
Homer J vibes
It's a pretty complex process, really.
"i don't want my coffee shaking"
Which is why me having a non-24 hour circadian rhythm disorder is incredibly rare and doesn't have an explanation for its occurrence
i have insomnia but at least im extremely caffine tolerant
first ive heard of such a thing.

I;m honestly getting sleepy right now and its not even 7pm yet.
Can't comment on the eye-fatigue part
and a non-24 hour circadian rhythm disorder is how people observing me assume I don't actually sleep
You had to do a sleep study?
And also how it's impossible to have a normal life
and why I sleep with the lights on
I just mean people that I interact with
because I'll be around at all sorts of weird times
oh ok, I've done a sleep study with like wires and doctors and stuff.
i cant sleep unless i lay still for like 2-3 hours
and even then its not always that easy

Nope. That's been my life since I was about 17
i should try sleep medication, different ones this time
It's impossible to keep a schedule... because whatever process that's supposed to sync your circadian rhythm doesn't happen in me
the problem with sleep meds is if you start sleeping with meds then its even harder to sleep without them
and u can also get used to the meds and they can have less effect later on
And that's only common in totally blind people... usually people who have lost their eyes
How does one lose their eyes? They're kind of... attached..
Unplug it, Naruto style
am older than 12, so dont know of naruto
I'm younger than 40
Injury. Disease.
both fun hobbies
Well.. that's how you lose your eyes
but safety glasses are uncomfortable when I'm using my chainsaw! 😉
the irony of the choice of emoji...
😁
lucky? I guess theres a first time for everything!
I think justin didn't see it.

why is it “eye eye captain” shouldnt it just be “eye captain”

I don't see everything
I just remember everything
if you want someone who sees everything
you need Cock Stevens
We all need cock!

I just want to hook up with a guy that likes Dark Souls. Is that too much to ask?
i like souls in general
Any chance in Indiana?
na but in the states yes
I finally stored up enough courage to go to a gay bar. Lame, I know.
Also drunk. Being bad.
hah, you want a guy that likes things that are hard. 😉
the real world cant handle us. so I hide.
@tulip orbit I get that. I live that. But a friend of mine said I didn't have to be miserable.
you dont no. Everybody deserves to be happy
Do you think we are AI or summin?
beep beep boop
No. You are just better than 90% of the people I know in RL.
I got chased out of Georgia.
You were chased out of an entire state? You on the run?
Well...I got fired when they found out. And my bf left me when I lost my job.
Found out what? Gay?
Yup.
Thats BS man. I'm sorry to hear that, sincerely.
It was the 90s.
lol, I thought it was recent.
In a small town.
Wow...it's odd to think of it that long ago.
Anyway, stuck to women since but...you know how it is.
I figured as much when you said GA.
IDK, been with the same person since I was 19, almost 40 now.
thats shitty
Me losing my job was just an excuse.
hope you find someone
What was the excuse for firing you?
No excuse. Right to work. "Not what we are looking for."
ahh yes Right to work, such a beautiful creation.
I was there 3 years. But to be fair, I was a shitty programmer then. I focused and got gud.
I've passed through ATL but I hear they have a pretty vibrant community there.
Atlanta? Yes. Cool place bit I thought indiana must be even better. I was wrong. Small community and they didn't like Bi's when I moved here.
I moved in with my folks and tried to be churchy. I lasted 8 years.
I thought so. Also, I got a job here and no rent.
yeah.....
What gave you the impression IN would be more tolerant than ATL other than wishful thinking?
given parts of IN are probably much better than parts of GA.
I was wrong. But also, I was being wrong.
Ever been to Gary, IN?
Nope.
I hear its a great place.
Really? I thought it was the crime capital of the world.
#sarcasm
Also I may have alienated myself from the Detroit community. Ya know, alcoholism.
I was in the D a few years ago.
Sterling Heights specifically.
I wish I would have been able to see more of actual Detroit. The drive through there looked like a bomb went off.
Yeah. That's the D. Wow. 3 beers and I'm talking about stuff I hide from myself.
oh yea, I forgot you were taking the day
boring saves money.
if thats true, why am I not rich?
Because you think you are boring when you are actually not.
but you can't save money if you don't make money either.
@primal spoke Thanks bro.
4 wut?
For saying I'm not boring.
~~Most won't get it, but ~~its good.
I love it
Staring an unrealistic deadline in the face with a venti caramel macchiato and 3 advil.
its 930pm on a saturday night, time for bed! 😄
nah man we got work to do!
Have you tried weed?
🤣
yeah. on anti-anxiety meds, so it doesnt do anything. 'night!
Weed is my antidrug.
hecc
Weed is narcotic tho, threat carefully.
Your game?
I've never done VR. I've done AR, actually published AR, but never VR.
im making adventure and racing game for the most part but no this just me playing vrcat

ahh ok
pending some revolutionary headset, I still think serious mass adoption of VR is years off if not a decade+ imo.
or if developers find a way to make already published games backward compatible somehow in VR.
What would you want from such a headset? Im pretty happy with the quest 2
No way id ever get an index or something with base stations
Not to know I'm wearing the headset.
i like always being tracked in 360 degrees around me and body tracking from hips and feet to elbows and knees
although i need to get vr gloves at one point
I think we may have had this conversation already. About ready player 1?
may have been someone else tho?
I think the future is less wearables not more, like how oculus does finger tracking just through cameras
future past the future maybe so to speak.
physical suits and gloves will come first imo.
imo
Possibly but i doubt many will adopt those, simple is key
I agree with simplicity being the key hence the lack of mass adoption currently.
its still super niche.
Yeah
Also some good AAA games are a good idea. I only got in because of Alyx and its mindblowing. More realistic games like that are needed
hmm made in Source 2
I would rate the experience 10/10 if there were no cables involved (altough air link looks promising, just not on my wifi) and if the fidelity was a bit higher. i mean you really notice low res textures in VR
and I always thought vr was a gimmick 😆
It was....see virtual boy from I think Nintendo.
VR was a gimmick, though Nintendo's Virtual Boy was not a good example of VR.
Even back then industries are attempting to do VR, full colour, though in less than 20 FPS
yea but cameras dont use x rays
nor can they see in 360 degrees of freedom unless there multiples of them mounted around the area or suit-based tracking is used
its obvious why people use motion capture suits when making videogame animations
but not everyone can afford high-end business-class vr and tracking systems
so cheaper more cost effective consumer versions are created
with more wearables actually, like gloves, and suits, they can track extremely tiny changes in anything, and have it be 100% accurate/true-to-life
yeah but do consumers really need that level? in Vr games you'll be always seeing your hands
still need cameras for the face though
99%
yes but if you are a game developer, or really want to be immersed in your virtual worlds, regardless of how little support that tool has, it is still a huge difference
plus a lot of people have money to throw around or like me hate the consumer trash especially awful companies like facebook who are just making dumpsters full of old vr equipment
😆 oh shit i bought the quest 2
id rather buy something of higher quality from at a least a more respectable company
@muted oracle what VR headset are you using?




