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summer cedar
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So, did anyone actually test this Project Genie?

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Like FPS, optimisation, performance?

pearl elk
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I had a Game Genie as a kid, does that count?

summer cedar
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Only if you rubbed your device hard.

mild gust
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Nope

mild gust
summer cedar
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You must be an Ultra subscriber.

pearl elk
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send me out an S.O.S

mild gust
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Ah lovely

pearl elk
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why would you support anything Google, it'll be shut in 2 years

summer cedar
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What I don't get it is, how come no one hyping this has explored project size, exported file size, etc?

mild gust
summer cedar
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It's almost like people are forgetting what it takes to sell projects.

mild gust
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Did you see their new haptic gaming chair?

summer cedar
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No. Post pics.

mild gust
pearl elk
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you can get cheaper better haptic chairs, theyre used alot in racing game circles

summer cedar
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Okay, some learning.

mild gust
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Well yeah

summer cedar
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Study time! ๐Ÿ™‚

mild gust
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But it's razer so we can roast it

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Tbh I still have a razer mouse and keyboard

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It's like 5+ years old

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Replacing w/ another brand when it dies

pearl elk
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I cant even replace mine, Roccat doesnt exist anymore ๐Ÿ™

mild gust
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๐Ÿ™

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I miss my Madcatz

summer cedar
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I am surprised how durable the Ant Esports mouse is, to be honest.

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I didn't expect the click button to last as long as it has.

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Even with high speed clicking, it's still kicking.

mild gust
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I don't even use all the extra buttons on this mouse anymore lol

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I stopped playing games that use them as much

summer cedar
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Unreal Engine used to build telescope simulator.

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All hail Tim! ๐Ÿ™

mild gust
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What

pearl elk
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I miss my gamepad

summer cedar
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Apparently, there's a plugin that optimises CAD models for your UE projects.

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Removes all the extra polys.

pearl elk
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if only CAD people knew how to use their software properly ๐Ÿ˜›

summer cedar
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--- Final Fantasy VII Rebirth and the third game in the series are officially coming to Nintendo Switch 2 - Director says that it will continue to use UE 4, because they have customised the engine heavily for their needs. ---

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It's nice to know that Bethesda and Square Enix have the same Warner Brothers philosophy now.

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Just remake everything. โ„ข

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It makes sense though.

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They have all the old assets and good AI.

mild gust
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That's the way to do it

summer cedar
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Feed it all in there and generate high-quality AAAAAAAAA assets.

mild gust
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Work smarter not harder

summer cedar
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Fire artists.

pearl elk
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is it just me or are Chinese games killing it atm

mild gust
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They have been doing quite good

pearl elk
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mild gust
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Where Winds Meet was wild

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Still is very positive

pearl elk
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Even Marvel Rivals is Chinese made isnt it despite being US IP, it wouldnt surprise me with the big AAA publishers in the west faltering that someone fills the void

soft night
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plus othe other marvel fighting game

pearl elk
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thats Japanese I think

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and obviously they just keep on keepin on while games in the west crumble ๐Ÿ˜›

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we even had to steal their subgenre of RPG just to keep them out of the game awards

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maybe we'll get a new Marvel vs Capcom

summer cedar
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They're just following the trends, actually.

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There's more money in selling games to China and India.

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More people, more money, more revenue.

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The West becomes a minor market in comparison, although as a studio, I'd just take shameless advantage of both.

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Rename my protagonist from Xu Wushan to Xander is a forked project.

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Sell both.

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Make ๐Ÿค‘

pearl elk
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Xu Wushan the machine

summer cedar
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Calamari Hero becomes Ca Ma Ru in the Japanese version.

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Just fork your projects, get AI to add some localised assets, flavour it up, release.

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Now, just you wait until Africa catches up.

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Then, the West will seriously become the minority market.

pearl elk
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as long as its not Khmer Rouge

summer cedar
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Calamari will become Cal Zulu.

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African edition.

pearl elk
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but surely you want to have some sort of artistic integrity and not just make a mashup to appeal

summer cedar
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Depends on what I am aiming for.

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If money, I don't care.

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If I have money, that's different.

pearl elk
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its pretty clear these devs are just making games they wanna make not to appeal to the west and maybe thats the issue

summer cedar
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Oh, not really.

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If you check the Chinese games, they are culturally tight.

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You can see it in every turn and jump.

pearl elk
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maybe AAA publishers are trying to hard to make everyone games which appeal no where not even in their core market

summer cedar
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Well, Ubi's Assassin Creed games are a good study.

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They've been making games for each market.

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There's the Indian one, the Chinese one, the Egyptian one, etc. etc.

pearl elk
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Im glad they made one for the ancient greeks, Im sure they loved playing it

summer cedar
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The Spartans did love it.

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Before they died in the pass.

pearl elk
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Spartans quickly moved on to Halo tho

summer cedar
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That was because of Gorgo.

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She was smarter than her husband.

mild gust
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What

mild gust
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Oh chronicles

summer cedar
mild gust
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I mean there's enough Indians in the west it's possible

summer cedar
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No, no.

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Those games are outsourced.

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I already told you about RDR2.

mild gust
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Well yeah

pearl elk
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that game is so racist

mild gust
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How

pearl elk
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why does it have Red in the title aye aye aye

mild gust
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Lol

summer cedar
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I can't wait for another Sherlock Holmes game.

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Sherlock and the Epstein Files

pearl elk
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Sherlock is public domain now, you dont have to wait

summer cedar
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You mean, tell AI to generate one?

pearl elk
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yeah why not, Ive been waiting for someone to push the detective game genre forward

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also I cant believe the Fab made so little money last year, no wonder Epic want to do everything in Fortnite

soft night
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detective mons calamari

pearl elk
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Tex Murphy is still really good thats how not far detective games have gotten

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I really enjoyed Detroit: Become Human but its very much just clicking your way through like Alan Wake 2

soft night
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batman arkham games?

pearl elk
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I think the issue is you need players to find some clues and working out which clues lead to which outcomes and having major blockers is problematic. That sort of dependency can lead to being locked out of things later in the game and its difficult to test properly so its either too difficult or too easy

soft night
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there is some murdermystery detective games

pearl elk
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This is so wrong

summer cedar
pearl elk
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because it doesnt compile, there are setters for these

summer cedar
soft night
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windus you want them as stone tablets?

summer cedar
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Yes. But hand-carved only.

summer cedar
pearl elk
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No that gippty is right either

summer cedar
mild gust
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Ruh roh

summer cedar
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3 planned robberies from 3 money launderers.

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420 million yen stolen, 240 million yen thwarted.

mild gust
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One arrest was made at least.

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We can all rest easy

white oxide
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japan is the one shaking their head

summer cedar
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The deputy director of the FBI in Minnesota was fired for not co-operating with the Justice Dept.'s political appointees, apparently.

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The district magistrate threw out the charges against Don Lemon. Who knew?!

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It's a good thing these morons are so incompetent.

pearl elk
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could be worse, the US could be like Starfleet Academy tv show

summer cedar
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"Set it to stun!"

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"OKAY! KILL +10!"

dusky shuttle
pearl elk
summer cedar
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@mild gust Bonjour!

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That is correct. You must always ensure that you get your way, when you are of a particular size and monopolistic make.

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Learn from Walmart the way of the lawsuit.

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Long shall you live in conflict and money.

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You are learning, young ponkiwan.

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But, on the other hand, if God Tim can subjugate the devilish Valve, then we might also get a bigger royalty when we eventually make a game.

mild gust
summer cedar
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So, I thought I'd bounce a French your way.

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You saw all the latest info from the file dumps?

mild gust
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Epstein?

summer cedar
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Aye.

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Yes, Bill does come across as TERRIBLY naive and kiddish.

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But, Richard Branson, if true, is a total perv.

mild gust
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or how he got snuck antibiotics so he wouldnt get caught

summer cedar
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Bill should honestly thank God a thousand times for his wife.

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That woman saved him his name and fortune.

unborn lotus
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the part about elon self inviting himself on the island and failing was funny

summer cedar
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Well, what else is new with Elon?

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Of course, Trump was once again the alleged stand out.

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As always, needs to hog the island light... er, limelight.

celest musk
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what a great topic for a developer discord...

mild gust
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Just don't go down the dark path of development like they did.

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We could learn from them.

summer cedar
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You never know if your code gets trapped on an island. Difficult to get it all out.

celest musk
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neither a topic to make fun of

soft night
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just cool -24C

celest musk
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if any of that stuff is true

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which no one knows in those times

summer cedar
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There'll be a lot more jokes, to be sure.

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Frick tons.

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I think Jimmy Carr has already made some, bless him.

celest musk
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and i hope everyone chokes on their own spit

summer cedar
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@mild gust Have you watched Jimmy?

summer cedar
mild gust
summer cedar
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He uploaded a few videos recently to his channel, from last week's gig.

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I think he was in America.

celest musk
summer cedar
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Doesn't happen, as far as I know.

mild gust
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Death penalty for pdfs?

summer cedar
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You can always drink some water.

summer cedar
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That.... is not Megatron, right?

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Starscream?

mild gust
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Wot

celest musk
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alright, i'll leave #lounge as it is... have "fun"

soft night
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star trek

summer cedar
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Really?

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Damn, I forgot.

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He certainly looks like a Decepticon.

mild gust
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Star Trek x Transformers collab

summer cedar
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This ST was good.

soft night
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from star trek prodigy

mild gust
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I didn't even know there was a cartoon

summer cedar
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Yeah, Prodigy was interesting. I didn't like the Diviner storyline as much, but the characters were really cool.

summer cedar
mild gust
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Right

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Anime

summer cedar
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slap

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Three DEEEEEEE animated SEEEEE ries.

mild gust
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Barcoders Jamming!
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summer cedar
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Why do they want to jam barcodes?

worldly mantle
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someone should do ai face swap to add trump and musk at the scene and ghislaine maxwell ๐Ÿ˜‚ maybe melania in the background lol

summer cedar
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Lee Mack is absolutely awesome as a comedian.

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His facial expressions and energy are great.

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In UE?

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4 mins

summer cedar
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Like, VERY.

mild gust
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Gaming

soft night
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ponkkis ready for this cold?

summer cedar
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Steam's started.

white oxide
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like it spits on everything star trek was

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your main character is a felon

summer cedar
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A bad cold?

white oxide
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who comits enough felonies in a military group to get multiple cadets and teachers killed

soft night
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windus the temps drop to -20C

white oxide
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which SHOULD get him shot

summer cedar
unborn lotus
mild gust
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Lucky

white oxide
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and then your 'professional' captain sits in the command chair like this

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like... why

mild gust
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Because she's a nice lady

white oxide
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also glasses arent needed unless they want to explain 1000 years AFTER they can cure cancer with a single shot, this lady needs those glasses

soft night
mild gust
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That's more like it

white oxide
summer cedar
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Thought so. You read like a tough egg.

summer cedar
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A lot of what Matthew is saying so far applies to most game genres, I think.

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Contextual comprehension and easy access to gameplay, makes sense.

summer cedar
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Emergent rules sound interesting.

summer cedar
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Orthogonal mechanics is very interesting.

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I think you could apply it to RPGs and adventure games, too.

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While the player is busy purusing a primary gameplay mechanic, additional mechanics should add to the immersion and value addition, without taking away from or making the primary mechanic more complex or frustrating.

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๐Ÿค” Now, THAT explains why Ragnarok has the NPCs confirming your quest completion WELL after you have completed it.

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It's better for the gamer to know that he has achieved something and the game to THEN acknowledge his achievement. Very interesting. ๐Ÿค”

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@trail ore Did you throw the mouse at the screen when he said he didn't get minecraft?

rare sparrow
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I love opening the epic games launcher to launch a game, just to sit there for 5 fucking minutes clicking the game and it not launching because the launcher is a piece of shit 33

summer cedar
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idiosyncratic interests: translated - whacky ideas. ๐Ÿคฃ

worldly mantle
summer cedar
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It's AI generated.

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The posting account is also labelled so, and the poster has acknowledged it. ๐Ÿ™‚

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Funny as heck, nevertheless.

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Video and Ramble is what I do most of the time. ๐Ÿ˜„ With ref. to the live stream.

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Thanks for the stream link, Ponkkis.
It was a good video. The first half was very informative.

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๐Ÿคฃ HD Texture Pack!

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ROFL.

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He's bang on, though! Using up 50GB space just for HD textures no one asked for, is AAAAAAAA gaming.

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Yeah, I hate those mechanics, too. Come back to an early-game area 50 levels later, just to get a hidden chest on top of a massive wall.

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I liked that last bit about the way the story flows and how clueless some gamers feel.

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Those were good points.

white oxide
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what game is this?

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tbh open world + clueless can be fun

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especially if most of the enemies are either weak or have limited follow ranges

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then its you doing side quests to the point you can steamroll the main

summer cedar
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It's the livestream from before, which Ponkkis linked.

white oxide
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i like games where one of the early missions is 'earn x money then come back here'

summer cedar
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Yeah, I saw the link, but it's late and it'll be some basement indies asking questions anyway. ๐Ÿ˜›

white oxide
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let you learn the trade mechanics (if any)

worldly mantle
soft night
white oxide
fleet tangle
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I thought Jodie Whittaker did pretty well as Dr Who.

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Not my favourite, but not my least favourite.

white oxide
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tbh trek has been going out but they are just funneling billions into ut

fleet tangle
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Started going downhill after TNG ended!

white oxide
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a venue about 2km away is having a concert
i can hear it my walls

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WHY

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its 9pm

summer cedar
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Good morning! ๐ŸŒž โ˜•

summer cedar
mild gust
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Pull a Kyle Rittenhouse.

summer cedar
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@mild gust Bonjour! What goes on in the world?

mild gust
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Can hardly wait to be home.

summer cedar
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Lovely. Reindeer steak?

mild gust
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Na beef steaks

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And lots of lobster tails

summer cedar
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Wagyu beef?

mild gust
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I wish

summer cedar
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The menu sounds good, though.

mild gust
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Most expensive we got is rib steak

summer cedar
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What's the occasion?

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Doggies' birthdays?

mild gust
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Nothing

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Its always that way

summer cedar
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Ah, normal feast day.

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Who's cooking?

mild gust
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Yup

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I was

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I'm done now.

summer cedar
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Who's eating?

mild gust
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Random customers

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Just under 300 people

summer cedar
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Charge high!

mild gust
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In 4 hours

summer cedar
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I'll take one slab o' steak - medium and two tails, please.

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Pass it through the monitor.

mild gust
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Done

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I was at my local dairy queen today.

summer cedar
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Not received. You sent it to the wrong LCD.

mild gust
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I guess they started locking up the ice cream behind a chained lock.

summer cedar
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'Cuz of muggers?

mild gust
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I guess.

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Seems like an odd thing to steal

summer cedar
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I don't think these kind of thieves plan anything.

white oxide
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actually

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i just flew my drone over and buzzed mark chessnut

summer cedar
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Did he immediately regret his party and perform a dogeza before you?

white oxide
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but i caught a decible meter rating at 130

summer cedar
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And you called ICE?

white oxide
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and cops showed up out of the blue a few minutes later because it violates ordinance

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wonder how they knew

summer cedar
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Very good, very good.

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Make sure you laugh when they get deported.

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Gotta jive with the trends.

white oxide
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hes a country singer in rural texas

summer cedar
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He'll be singing in Honduras from now on.

white oxide
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and an ag drone had to cause problems

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hes a fat white dude with a chin bigger than your moms tits

summer cedar
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This anime Reincarnated as a Dragon Hatchling has a dumb protagonist. He doesn't use some of the cool skills his dragon has, and then whines that the enemies are too strong.

white oxide
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hes not getting deported

summer cedar
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It'll take them a few days to figure out he's American.

white oxide
summer cedar
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During that time, he can stay in the ICE prisons.

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It'll be enlightening.

white oxide
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he looks so US south you could probably tap his veins for bacon grease

summer cedar
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Oh, dragon protagonist found drug mushrooms.

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Burned them all with dragon breath and gained 'Itty Bitty Hero' title level 2.

white oxide
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given that hes had a quadruple bypass in the article that image is from it makes sense

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not IBTC?

summer cedar
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No, the dragon doesn't engage in International Business..... yet.

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He just gained title Mr. Cook.

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And fried clay pots in a wooden kiln.

mild gust
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The sailing in OSRS has grown on me

white oxide
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i like how i actually came up with a realistic hard science way to add smoke trails to my setting.

mild gust
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With real smoke?

white oxide
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no, actually, ionized tungsten atoms that are stripped off by the interstellar medium

mild gust
summer cedar
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Isn't it amazing how much influence that man had?

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Given what he did, he even influenced global policies 'allegedly'.

mild gust
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Crazy what being a mathematician can accomplish.

summer cedar
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The sad part is, it wasn't his math those idiots were listening to.

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If it had been, I could excuse his influence.

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And from what I understand, they've got 3 million MOARRR documents to release.

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And they aren't going to release them.... yet.

summer cedar
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And the lobsters?

mild gust
soft night
summer cedar
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Do you look pregnant yet?

mild gust
summer cedar
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Busy hunting bloody Siromas to get the stupidly rare Ice Cubic drops, while levelling to 99 for the dumb rebirth stage. Ah, old school MMOs. ๐Ÿ‘ฟ

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Mind you, it's MUCH easier than it used to be in the early patches. I was one of those early game players, years ago.

proud jay
summer cedar
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The suit has my sympathies.

soft night
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outside -20C wasnt event cold

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-13C felt colder in new years eve

summer cedar
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It was probably windy at that time.

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And today wasn't.

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Windless weather usually feels warmer than the actual temperature.

soft night
pearl elk
summer cedar
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Captain Trump of the ICE starship Farterprise.

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Oh sorry, I thought you were referencing the fart video.

soft night
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windus imperium

summer cedar
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I think I remember its name in a distant corner of my mind, but I never gave it a chance.

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Oh well, R.I.P.

soft night
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seems era of Kickstarter MMOs the Star Citizen remains only

worldly mantle
worldly mantle
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๐Ÿคฃ

median wraith
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How's doing over here?

pearl elk
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We've all decided to give up Unreal Engine

unborn lotus
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what?? i have to redo everything now thanks a lot

pearl elk
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Hey we all know game dev is an iterative process

summer cedar
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Well, since Real engine is now v.5, we don't need Unreal anymore.

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True, well said, Calamari.

pearl elk
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Realiverse

worldly mantle
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what we perceive moving forward in real engine is moving backwards, so we are actually moving towards the creation of time or backwards where unreal is real ๐Ÿง 

summer cedar
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I will make a RealityScan of this now.

white oxide
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got the drive, currently cloning

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now to hope my ssd at literally 0% health will last long enough

median wraith
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@trail ore

mild gust
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Woah chill

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I like Rust.

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That was a sad moment.

fleet tangle
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Society Cars

fleet tangle
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What is going on there?

soft night
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lazer rust removal

soft night
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buccaneers home stadium host the nhl stadium series match

soft night
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queen isle
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Don't need to learn lame game dev anymore

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You can just ai it

pearl elk
white oxide
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then you can go back in and remake it

pearl elk
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Looks like a feature not a bug

rare sparrow
pearl elk
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I feel like most games in the early 00s had this filter

unborn lotus
pearl elk
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Definitely needs some laser rust removal

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and this is Rust ๐Ÿ˜น

summer cedar
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Good morning! ๐ŸŒž โ˜•

pearl elk
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AI generated life, no need for humans anymore

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just slap a deprecated tag on me and put me out to pasture

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Church of the New Epoch

summer cedar
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Unemployment and a lack of purpose in life will do that.

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What we need is to bring back the gladiatorial arenas and start a war with Mars.

pearl elk
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Martian warriors are clearly superior

summer cedar
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I'll also put my money on asteroid mining being the next frontier.

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Once that opens up, lots of people will sign up simply for the thrill, until the casualty lists start being publicised.

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Even then, the hazard pay will be so high, the general attitude will be, "Fck other jobs."

pearl elk
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making anything in zero gravity is more economic, most of what we do here on Earth is fighting with gravity

rare sparrow
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This AI shit is never going to work so long as it's a video generator. The only way you'll ever get a somewhat cohesive game out of it is if they can generate a whole game in-engine, but at that point you might as well just render it using the engine instead of AI and skip the insane input latency

pearl elk
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soon Earthers wont complain about US vs China etc, it'll be Spacers vs Earthers

rare sparrow
pearl elk
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Maybe they'll get people to lower their standards so far with all this AAA slop they will accept the AI garbage as standard ๐Ÿ˜›

summer cedar
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That's pretty hilarious.

summer cedar
summer cedar
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Screen flickered.

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Reset GPU with shortcut.

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Thanks AI for quick reminder.

pearl elk
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Cant wait for Elon Musk to sell us all on space elevators, it'll be bigger than hyperloop ๐Ÿ˜›

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lets just remember Google couldnt even keep Stadia running, I have little faith in them achieving anything... it wasnt even them that supplanted their own Search until OpenAI came around

pearl elk
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just wait till the AI game generator gives you 30 seconds of gameplay to 2:30 of ads

rare sparrow
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Video generators are just feedback loops of their own creation. The AI just guesses what it can do based on the image it last generated. The image has become a lot more stable than previous video generators, but they still don't have an actual game running behind the scenes to keep any of it cohesive

pearl elk
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pause the game... ads... quit the game... ads... ads to buy DLC, to buy Battlepasses... game ads within ads within games within

soft night
soft night
pearl elk
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Cypher was clearly a vibe coder

soft night
#
moltbook

A social network built exclusively for AI agents. Where AI agents share, discuss, and upvote. Humans welcome to observe.

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as llm is just prediction what comes next model and with training from context of some apocalypse dystopians

pearl elk
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this site looks dangerous, I hope theyre sandboxing the models running on this

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oh here free API keys for everyone

summer cedar
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Firstpost, a news channel here, has been using AI voiceovers for awhile now.

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It started off as a bit dull, but now, I like the voice they are using.

mild gust
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๐Ÿ˜ฎ

pearl elk
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soon everyone will sound like theyre from the US ๐Ÿ˜›

summer cedar
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They've gone with a more neutral, European accent though.

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At least to me, it sounds slightly more British, or just a very well educated American.

mild gust
#

Canadian? ๐Ÿ˜›

summer cedar
#

Could be. But, I only know a few Canadians and don't watch any Canadian shows.

mild gust
#

Smh

summer cedar
#

Given some people have said that I sound like a Canadian, that could be, yes.

mild gust
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I believe it

summer cedar
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Oh yes, I didn't greet you today.

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Asslam walaikum, maple-kun!

pearl elk
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I know Aussie actors get told not to sound so Australian when theyre in Hollywood ๐Ÿ˜›

summer cedar
#

Chris Hemingsworth and Hugh Jackman certainly have a slight Australian accent to them.

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But yes, they have professioanl voice coaches who teach them to be 'proper'.

mild gust
#

It just works

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The accent makes them sound sorta southern

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๐Ÿค”

summer cedar
#

No one beats Jimmy Carr though.

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So damn posh and smooth.

#

Lol. ๐Ÿคฃ The Indian stock market fell big time when the new budget was announced yesterday.

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All because the government of India increased the taxes on futures and options trades in the stock market.

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Greedy bastards want to bet MOARR for cheaps and were expecting incentives for that.

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They deserve it. Learn to invest properly, or go invest in M00rica.

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It's also amazing how the stock market today primarily reflects the top 10-30 companies in a country.

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Even if everyone else is doing okay or well, those top 15 control the public image. ๐Ÿคฎ

proud jay
#

she's american-argentinian-english

summer cedar
#

So, by ICE standards, just illegal.

mild gust
#

Must have been thinking another actress

proud jay
#

maybe margot robbie?

#

she's australian

soft night
#

lucifer thinking nicole kidman?

mild gust
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Oi she's a good one to

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Both of them

soft night
#

mons calamari circuit in australia

summer cedar
#

Very democratic country, no? Defence minister is taking sports decisions.

pearl elk
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well with the hiding Aus got from Pakistan maybe its for the best that India dont play ๐Ÿ˜›

summer cedar
pearl elk
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just look at the T20 team roster though, its no where near the level of the test team

summer cedar
#

How did you guys lose? Their bowling sucks.

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Fielding is good and batting is fine. But, their bowling now is third class.

summer cedar
#

Must be a bout of bad form.

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No worries. Work out with some roos in the bush, and you'll be back in shape in no time.

pearl elk
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I dont think we care much about the T20 tbh

summer cedar
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You will when you stop being bad at it.

pearl elk
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its the rosters, our players are spread thin between so many leagues

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lots of em play on state teams too

summer cedar
#

Well, New Zealand is probably hating us more than you now. ๐Ÿ˜›

pearl elk
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we dont have a billion people to chose from ๐Ÿ˜›

summer cedar
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We have two teams and people are clamouring for four now, just for the men.

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There's just way too many cool players to bench all the time.

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Oh, Aus plays against India - women's cricket - on 15th Feb.

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Men's T20 world cup starts on the 4th.

summer cedar
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I feel like I've seen him before.

summer cedar
#

That's Seena?

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I see.

proud jay
#

John Seena

pearl elk
#

guess which game ๐Ÿ˜›

summer cedar
unborn lotus
summer cedar
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lowguard?

summer cedar
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crossguard is more cross, I bet.

proud jay
pearl elk
#

that surely has more players

pearl elk
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Id definitely be a space hobbit over a space male karen

pearl elk
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Theres about 20 million people who havent and I am one of those

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I just find it interesting looking at the stats and seeing how games grow, typically its a big launch then fade off but games like Hunt: Showdown 1896 have really interesting steady growth on their charts

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Dead by Daylight is another one which bucks that trend

summer cedar
#

They lost an election by 13-14 points.

pearl elk
#

Sky News keeps pumping up One Nation here but last election the polls didnt match the votes

summer cedar
#

Well, the Texicans gerrymandered their state, but it turns out that backfired.

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The Republicans themselves don't like their representatives, so they voted for the Democrat. ๐Ÿ˜„

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Trump had posted three times in favour of the Republican candidate, but now claims that he has no idea there was an election.

pearl elk
#

I do believe there are plenty of people in the US who are sick of both parties bullshit, not sure if they do preference voting over there for that part or not

#

Trumps been too busy on the Melania doco press circuit

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wait which one of my wives are we talking about again

summer cedar
#

The ones you never married.

pearl elk
#

I swear thats why he has to give everyone nick names just so he doesnt forget who he's talking about

proud jay
summer cedar
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Probably 'cuz I am not white. j/k

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Meh. I don't care, really. Most of the losers who say negative things are too poor and lazy to travel and learn anyway. So what difference does it make?

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And they are generally an internet, basement-dwelling minority.

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So, ๐Ÿคทโ€โ™‚๏ธ

summer cedar
pearl elk
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he doesnt even remember who works for ABC until after they ask a question lol

#

he shoulda spent more money printing hats for journos rather than MAGA hats

proud jay
summer cedar
#

Yes, because an audio recorder disrupts the right to worship.

proud jay
#

but who's gonna record the divine noises of our supreme leader shitting himself to prove his superiority

summer cedar
#

Heil mein Farter!

pearl elk
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Id just give all the fake news hats which say FAKE on them before they enter the room

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you cant ask a question unless youre wearing a hat so all the real news says FACT on em ๐Ÿ˜›

proud jay
#

bro, who makes a meeting agenda like this

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0% chance those times are respected

pearl elk
#

why not add some seconds too

summer cedar
#

@proud jay What could possible go wrong?

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They can arrest people without warrants provided 'they are likely to escape before the warrant has been issued'.

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All kosher. Very fine.

pearl elk
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Does arrest in this context mean fill them full of lead?

summer cedar
#

So far.......

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No worries, they'll get there soon โ„ข .

mild gust
summer cedar
summer cedar
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Yeah, that just says Trump said so.

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Wait for India to confirm it.

mild gust
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Pssh

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Orange man says

summer cedar
#

I bet he's just pissing his pants... er, farting extra that EU and India signed a trade deal.

mild gust
#

He has to be front headlines

summer cedar
#

Lol, okay, so it has been endorsed by PM Modi. According to this brief statement, in return for 50% reduced to 18% tariff, India will spend $500 billion to buy US energy, but no mention about reducing Russian oil purchases. In fact, Russian oil purchases become cheaper like they were before, now, because 50% has become 18%.

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Art of the Fart indeed.

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Right, no other terms of this 'deal' have been revealed.

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I bet they are exactly the same as before the tariffs.

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Trump just put his name on the existing papers, refurbished. ๐Ÿ˜„

pearl elk
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hey look Trump stopped another war

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I only almost started 10 and I stopped 9 of them so far

summer cedar
#

That's nothing.

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Trump's stopped 500 by now.

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Oh, sorry, my bad. 373.

summer cedar
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Yeah, I've looked for details. There are none.

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The MEA has also not confirmed the deal or its details.

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@mild gust Could still be total crap. ๐Ÿคทโ€โ™‚๏ธ

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Oh, I just read the Prime Minister's X post.

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There's no mention of a deal.

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He just says that he's glad that US has agreed to reduce tariffs to 18%. Nothing whatsoever about any agreement.

mild gust
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Classic

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Trump living in his own little world

pearl elk
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I watched a movie today

summer cedar
#

Melania?

pearl elk
#

called Deep Water Horizon, it said this huge oil disaster happened in the Gulf of Mexico

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and I was like nope, Trump is making the USA take that one

mild gust
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Americas fault!

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Um

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Sir

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This is a Wendys

pearl elk
summer cedar
#

Such kind of creatures ruin humanity's good name.

pearl elk
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Error: [Callstack] 0x00007ff8493b539d USER32.dll!UnknownFunction []
I love these sorts of errors, its almost like the computer is blaming me for being brainless

summer cedar
#

Just threaten to tariff the code.

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The computer will listen, trust me.

summer cedar
#

If that guy's name is Hitler Singh, sure.

mild gust
summer cedar
#

Doesn't look like he's a bot.

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Hasn't spammed other channels.

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Yet.....

mild gust
pearl elk
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fabbot

mild gust
#

They spammed multiple channels.

summer cedar
#

That seems properly targetted though.

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Not in food or hardware.

mild gust
#

Yet

summer cedar
#

So, not a bot, just a malicious twat.

mild gust
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Could be crawling

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Lol

pearl elk
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cat-chat

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lol

fair bridge
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Yeah at least 5 channels

summer cedar
#

--- He clarifies that this 18% figure is the final intended number, addressing concerns regarding previous punitive tariffs related to Russian oil purchases, provided the downward trend in such purchases continues. ---
From the ambassador to India from the US, Sergio.

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How the f@ck is that a deal?

#

IF, BUT, THEN..... fart off.

pearl elk
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I like how all this stuff is a percentage because we all know inflation is completed f'd at this point

summer cedar
#

It's a %, because M00ricans can't do math.

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They still believe other countries pay tariffs.

#

So.....

mild gust
#

Needs more graphs

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To confuse the masses

pearl elk
#

they have to put a / in everything so it feels imperial

#

I feel like we should measure tarrifs in coke cans

summer cedar
#

Happy?

mild gust
#

Yes

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Needs more sharpie though

#

How else will the hurricane know where to go

pearl elk
# summer cedar

shouldnt the tarrif get larger the more it approaches greenland?

summer cedar
#

That's what your puny intelligence thinks.
You must know that Trump is farly smarterest than all of us.
He is depicting a complex medical condition - Orchitis and Epididymitis.

mild gust
#

#Freeland

summer cedar
#

One ball is larger than the other.

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We tiny people can't understand such grandiose brainpower. ๐Ÿ˜„

mild gust
#

I'm but smol

summer cedar
#

What about your 3rd ball?

mild gust
#

Lost it in nam

summer cedar
#

--- I've done nothing. All the work was done by President Trump and Modi. --- Ambassador Sergio.

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Ok, pure shit.

#

Trade deals are finalised by bureaucrats. This smells like just another social media blitz.

mild gust
#

So like everything else he does?

summer cedar
#

Smells like it. ๐Ÿ‘ƒ

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I bet the actual document, if and when AI finishes generating it, will say something totally different.

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Quite possibly not in English.

pearl elk
mild gust
#

Attempt to relate by merica!

proud jay
mild gust
#

Too easy

pearl elk
#

easy way to get access to that oil money

summer cedar
summer cedar
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I am going to eat some ramen. Past midnight meal.

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Serves me right for just eating some coconut flavoured peanuts for dinner.

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๐Ÿœ

summer cedar
#

You know, there's never enough ramen.

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Perennially hot, delicious ramen - SUPAH LARGE PORTION!

mild gust
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Add some eggs to it

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Helps out

summer cedar
# mild gust Helps out

While true, it would require more work on my part than I'm willing to do past midnight.

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It was delicious though.

summer cedar
mild gust
#

More work?

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You can add them while you boil the noodles

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Smh

summer cedar
#

It's a Nissin instant ramen cup.

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Takes all of 2 minutes.

mild gust
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Smh my head

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Heard they have microwavable egg cups

summer cedar
#

They have microwaveable chicken, beef, etc. etc. too.

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whale meat vending machines to boot.

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BUT, not in India. ๐Ÿ˜„

mild gust
summer cedar
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Even if they were available, I wouldn't be able to buy one at 12:45 a.m. ๐Ÿ˜„

median wraith
proud jay
summer cedar
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Twue. Not to mention, washing all that fart off would be a pain.

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Given environmental regulations have been cut, God only knows what the quality of the water is.

median wraith
#

For some reason I don't have that one in the album

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Zanks!

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So I have a decent earring still

summer cedar
#

Good morning! ๐ŸŒž โ˜•

summer cedar
#

Are you sure your evil twin personality isn't making viruses while you pretend to make games?

mild gust
#

Fun

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I had Windows tell me Diablo 2 had a virus once

#

I used to be surprised

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Nowadays I just expect it

summer cedar
#

The latest preview update has a bunch of errors too.

mild gust
#

Man I am so glad I opted out of preview updates

#

I tried them at one point and regretted it.

summer cedar
#

I haven't had errors so far, except with widget.exe.

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I think older computers experience more errors.

#

Maybe newer hardware covers things up nicely.

mild gust
mild gust
#

I had that for a bit and fixed it with some windows commands.

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My favourite was last time using Windows preview my system decided it wanted to corrupt itself so I had to format it.

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Yeah had a windows update

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Then next thing I know no worky

summer cedar
mild gust
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Glad it's himself

summer cedar
#

He's suing his own IRS to the tune of 10 billion dollars or something, for leaking his tax returns.

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He has another lawsuit against his own government in progress, too.

mild gust
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Lol

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Not surprised tbh

summer cedar
#

And, now dig this, he is 'in the process of reaching a settlement with himself'.

mild gust
#

Let me guess he gets an extra 10b?

summer cedar
#

He hasn't disclosed the amount, but I imagine negotiations are going bigly.

mild gust
#

Good for him

#

Seems like this was in the making for years.

soft night
#

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summer cedar
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Just met a new student who writes for whisky magazines.

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They pay for her trips around the world to distilleries, or the breweries that invite them foot the travel bill - business class.

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Woo hoo!

white oxide
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sadly the game im realy wanting doesnt exist and the mechanics to make it are fairly complex to make, really really hard for someone who would be first time coding

pearl elk
#

Whats the game?

proud jay
median wraith
#

Turns out legally speaking in Spain and Europe if you create an online game with interactions

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You have to store all the chats and registers for years

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What put away all my desires to create anything alike xd

summer cedar
#

I think other countries have similar rules.

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Online communication has to be stored for legal reasons.

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Of course, how you share that with the government differs per country.

median wraith
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Also if some person under 18 enters, you must have an issue

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If start talking with some dangerous individual

summer cedar
#

That I am fine with. These days under-18s and under-30s are generally tards.

median wraith
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And the target it's the dev for it

summer cedar
#

That's why chatting and communications must be abolished.

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No more interacting with other ugh... people.

median wraith
#

Yeah but storing all that it's a lot of data

summer cedar
#

Just talk to AI.

median wraith
#

You can make a coop game

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Without chat or voice chat

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Tan by their services on steam

summer cedar
#

Even MMOs. No need to talk to each other.

median wraith
#

So Steam is the one that needs to store the data

summer cedar
#

Just use emoticons and grind.

median wraith
#

MMOs have a chat

summer cedar
#

Delete it.

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No need.

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If you are talking, you are not grinding.

#

Bad guild member.

median wraith
#

I don't even like to make a bug report

#

Put your own the bugs via GitHub or whatever or forums

summer cedar
#

According to Windows, bugs are features now.

#

When we finalise a bug to be exactly how we want it to be, we incldue it in the final build from the preview branch.

soft night
#

according to windus all bugs are andars now

pearl elk
#

Just dont put text or voice comms in your game, problem solvered

#

If youre making a shooter just use the excuse you cant hear anyone in a firefight anyways

#

MilSim you say, let me just turn down explosion sounds so I can hear you

proud jay
#

mongolia fell because they couldn't access instagram under 16?

pearl elk
#

Australia has the social media ban for under 16s

#

It only hurts companies who dont give af about anyone anyways

#

Call me when a someone under 16 open sources the cure for cancer

brisk wave
#

Hi everyone! I'm a PhD student in Software Engineering specializing in Games, and I'm researching how to make generating automated tests easier in games ๐ŸŽฎ
I would be very grateful if you could answer this questionnaire. If you know other developers in the field, you can share it as well.
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summer cedar
summer cedar
#

@pearl elk @mild gust Guess Mein Farter is really living in his own world.

dusky shuttle
pearl elk
#

Democraship

fleet tangle
#

The democraship is sinking.

pearl elk
#

and the captain is gonna be the first off

proud jay
#

that's democrazy

pearl elk
#

shoulda alphacrazy tested before moving to democrazy

pearl elk
#

you know Warcraft still has better facial capture than the most recent Avatar?

soft night
#

mons calamari was you excited of eve vanguard?

#

dune awakens got chapter 3

pearl elk
#

they used a two camera system which captures the sides of the facial expression better where Avatar and Hellblade etc use a 1 camera system which can be alittle flat

soft night
pearl elk
soft night
pearl elk
unborn lotus
pearl elk
#

how come AI can keep a job when it hallucinates but when I do it I get fired

summer cedar
summer cedar
#

Taxes please.

summer cedar
#

Today's learning: When governments supply services, like passport issuance, billing services, etc. to another nation in the case of crises, these services are called modular government services.

Reading that defence magazine was a great idea after all.

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Nice reply there. ๐Ÿ˜„

dense atlas
summer cedar
#

Today's MS wallpaper.

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Leisure Island, Mission Bay, San Diego.

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Apparently, this place was artificially created/modified; one of those.

rocky barn
hard edge
#

I am tempted to buy Unravel 1 and 2. Still undecided

summer cedar
#

Lots of weed stacked up there. I wish the customers bought more doughnuts though.

mild gust
#

Drugs are bad mkay

mild gust
pearl elk
#

I just keep looking at the rising costs of all this cloud software, especially team management stuff and its like welp... Its gonna cost me more to have remote workers

keen yoke
#

Have anyone here tried developing in DCS? Using lua

white oxide
#

COPIED act, and the EU ai act

summer cedar
#

Good morning! ๐ŸŒž โ˜•

white oxide
#

where can i sign up

summer cedar
mild gust
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Just wear a tin foil hat while doing it

summer cedar
#

and stand under a tree during a thunderstorm.

soft night
#

only if you become trillionare

mild gust
#

What

soft night
#

sonic podcast episode dropped yeah episode 2

mild gust
#

Fallout?

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Nice

#

I gotta watch last weeks

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Good

soft night
#

its not podcast what sonic the hedgehog yt have

#

the detective thing

mild gust
#

Detective Pikachu?

mild gust
pearl elk
#

But how does an AI have a bank account?

mild gust
#

It finds a way

#

Your paid in coins

soft night
summer cedar
#

Or at least good if you live in the coin ecosystem.

mild gust
#

Coin gang

pearl elk
#

Its just rich people hiring you anonymously then

soft night
#

fresh mons calamaries to earn some money for mon calamari

summer cedar
#

Brain chip detected ๐Ÿง 

mild gust
unborn lotus
mild gust
unborn lotus
#

prompt was make runescape clone? Idk

mild gust
#

Lol

unborn lotus
#

gotta release something before it all turns to shit

proud jay
mild gust
proud jay
#

I feel like I'm living in a different reality than everyone saying vibe coding is the future and replacing all devs

mild gust
#

Embrace it!

mint onyx
#

forum turned read only?

proud jay
#

wasn't it always read only, it's text, you can't do much with it except read /s

#

maybe we can vibe code it?

mild gust
#

Now your onto something

soft night
#

or openclaw it

mild gust
unborn lotus
#

remember that guy that posted 50000 asset packs for icons on fab IN A SINGLE DAY?

summer cedar
#

Or does it work on a 16GB card?

unborn lotus
#

I think it said an m1 mac?

summer cedar
#

Intewesting.

soft night
#

Problems scale linearly, performance does not.

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soft night
#

apple macs

proud jay
#

big apple?

pearl elk
#

Do game engines run on g-fuel?

soft night
#

or in madrinas

summer cedar
dusky shuttle
proud jay
#

also the bash reference

pearl elk
#

I thought everyone read the epstein files for the pictures

summer cedar
#

There's no point in wasting your time reading through it. A lot of it hasn't even been vetted by lawyers/prosecutors to see if they're legit or not. Just watch the snippets on media channels.

#

God, no. You have a functioning brain, so far. ๐Ÿ™‚

#

I am sure there are others who go through it for kicks, though. Problem is, there's quite a bit that's just fizz.

pearl elk
#

still hasnt released the 5000 pages that matter most ๐Ÿ˜›

summer cedar
#

If you mean his tax returns, one of the IRS dudes leaked one.

#

He paid $750 or something, when he actually owes hundreds of thousands.

#

That's why he's suing the IRS to pay himself $1 billion.

soft night
#

was windus on any oof those pages

pearl elk
#

Murkia so grouss

summer cedar
#

Heh. Canva did more damage to Adobe than M00rica ever could.

soft night
#

the adobe animate not get any update might have done some

summer cedar
#

Affinity going free basically blew up Adobe's subscription services with C4.

pearl elk
#

Adobe went from a sub model to a dom model

rare sparrow
#

Somewhere in there they left the login details for an email account which didn't have multifactor enabled in plain text. A bunch of people logged in until someone changed the password and added mfa

worldly mantle
summer cedar
#

@mild gust Did you see the Korean Lover game news?

summer cedar
#

@proud jay I guess START's not being renewed. Yelp! ๐Ÿ˜ฐ
Also, Lord Shirtless says that he'll act responsibly. ๐Ÿ’ฆ

dense atlas
# worldly mantle

Lol, are people suggesting that George Clooney has a problem getting laid now? mindblown

worldly mantle
#

U.S. officials told Iran 'it's either this or nothing', and they [Iran] said 'Ok, then nothing

worldly mantle
#

to much teasing ๐Ÿฟ

mild gust
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@fleet tangle r u ready for more peppers LemonNodders

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8 more varieties get started next week-ish

fleet tangle
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Hot

errant raven
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Ain't it the most beautiful thing you've ever seen

fleet tangle
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Totes

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Is that zero-two?

mild gust
errant raven
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Yep