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primal summit
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websites have popups because of the EU though, blame those guys

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the neighbors' children keep playing on the lawn due to insufficient concertina wire, though

fossil fjord
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Nah, city has been on my ass since the landmine incident.

primal summit
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fair

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harsh, but fair

fossil fjord
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The kid can still walk, Susan. Get over it.

primal summit
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(also nice comeback there!)

errant raven
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Your software is just getting worse

summer cedar
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Good morning ๐ŸŒž

mild gust
summer cedar
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They sell reclaimed - unused - clothes and accessories abandoned by Nike, Adidas, and other major brands from the Chilean desert.

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FOR FREE. You only pay shipping. ๐Ÿ˜„

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I found out via my job's news site. ๐Ÿ™‚

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It's limited stock and they let you know when the next sale is on. The March sale was sold out in hours.

mild gust
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Sounds gouda

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I'm currently finishing off this video learning about modern usa, https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VXnuIbGCYG8

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summer cedar
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Now, we only have to find the website that sells Teslas abandoned in a volcano.

mild gust
summer cedar
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And pay with Swasllars.

mild gust
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On the platform X

summer cedar
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USS..... R?

mild gust
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The everything company

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Between him and bezos

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Theres nothing they won't have access to

summer cedar
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Pretty sure he'll leave DOGE after giving Grok access to everything in the treasury's files.

mild gust
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I'd be scared if they started working closely together

summer cedar
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That's when they should check Fort Knox for missing gold.

mild gust
summer cedar
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The companies dump the unsold stock.

mild gust
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Wtf

summer cedar
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Yep.

summer cedar
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This is basically the Great Pacific Garbage Patch's sibling, the Great Atacama Textile Patch.

mild gust
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Sad times

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Fast fashion sucks

cursive crypt
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Man, u need some happiness in your life too.

mild gust
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I'm making drugs in unreal

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Just finish xtc

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Bringing Schedule 1 to ue

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Unity cant have all the fun

summer cedar
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I bought a few shares.

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Happy to get back in the game. ๐Ÿ™‚

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But, only in a very small way.

mild gust
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Good

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Small is the best way

summer cedar
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But, I am a day late.

mild gust
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Then binge watch all of the righteous gemstones

summer cedar
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The Sensex recovered pretty nicely today.

mild gust
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Also

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Invest in silver

summer cedar
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I do gold, in India.

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Constantly appreciating.

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But only proper coins, no jewellery and stuff.

mild gust
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Good choice

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Yeah

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Your in india its probably easier to get gold

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Dubai being so close and all

summer cedar
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Pshaw! I buy INDIAN gold.

mild gust
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I saw a documentary recently about a gold heist from canada to dubai

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No one arrested yet for it

summer cedar
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Actually, most of the stuff coming from Dubai is processed, like jewellery and all.

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That's nice for families to buy.

mild gust
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Yeah

summer cedar
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They use the ornaments at weddings and all.

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ME.... I am Scrooge McDuck.

mild gust
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Probably not easy to traffic anything or fence

summer cedar
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Hehe. Did you read about the dad who got arrested for smuggling gold in his baby's diapers?

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Along with the baby...

mild gust
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๐Ÿ˜ฎ

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No

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Wtf

summer cedar
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Yeah, he melted the gold and lined the diapers with it.

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Like a couple of KGs.

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The airport security arrested him after a lady security officer offered to hold the baby while he underwent the regular pat down.

mild gust
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lol

summer cedar
summer cedar
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I am going to look for Hank.

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Surely, he can teach me to be tough.

mild gust
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King of the Hill teaches some good life lessons

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Like family values

summer cedar
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Hankbo: First Blood

mild gust
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and how to treat your neighbour

summer cedar
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Hank Tough sounds like a great name for an eponymous video game.

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First part - Hank: Toughin' It

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Sequel - Tough: Hankin' It

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Trilogy - Hank Tough: BaLlZ

mild gust
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Hardcore Hank

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Makes Hardcore Henry look like robo cop

summer cedar
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Hank: Orange Tough

mild gust
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Hanker, return of the hankening

proud jay
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I really don't care about achievements tbh

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but I'm also not gonna buy a switch 2

mild gust
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Not even for a dev kit

proud jay
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I don't even make games anymore

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so would be strange to get a dev kit

mild gust
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Fair

summer cedar
mild gust
mild gust
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Yo it unsubbed me from the kimmel

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Un-fucking believable

summer cedar
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Because Sir Penguin Wuffet owns 51% of YouTube.

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Also Madame Penguina Merkel is the Chancellor of Alphabet.

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They want you to pay tariffs on your YT subs.

mild gust
proud jay
summer cedar
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I refuse.

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People shall click.

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Until clicks are tariffed.

mild gust
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Techlinked talked about it too lol

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Linus been making Trump jokes lately

soft night
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minecraft movie have weird things humans on minecrafft world and villagers look more real looking on blocky look

summer cedar
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untariffed peanuts, because grown in India. ๐Ÿ˜„

mild gust
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That baseball player lol

summer cedar
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AI horse is intewesting.

mild gust
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"Elon can oligargle my nuts" sign was hilarious.

proud jay
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did you guys see elon streaming PoE and people just insulting him in whispers all the time lol

summer cedar
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While funny, the community would that anyways.

soft night
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when do videos of other then got bashed about well it was see it coming

summer cedar
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Path of Exile 2's servers are a mess.

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Coupled with the NVidia driver troubles.... game's glitchy. ๐Ÿ˜„

mild gust
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Yeah my buddy said it was disappointing

river sable
pale scarab
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Bakersfield, CA
Binghamton, NY
Fayetteville, NC
Dallas, TX
Stockton, CA
Baltimore, MD
Gary Indiana
Memphis, Tennessee

proud jay
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is this your travelplan?

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why did you give up shortening the states for the last 2

river sable
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Gary Indiana is just some dude's name

pale scarab
pale scarab
river sable
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sounds like a fun time dogJAM

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try not to get deported though

soft night
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one could be morro bay and see different to night city

river sable
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alternate reality video game city tour, I like it

pale scarab
river sable
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the SA part

proud jay
errant raven
mild gust
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Like cs:go days

errant raven
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Csgo cheaters suck at geometry

mild gust
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Probably for the best

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Coming to ue soon

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and godot

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Accepting registrations for interest

errant raven
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Raytraced audio?

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More games need less retracing anything

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And for gods sake less polygons

cursive crypt
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My mouse is raytraced. It is pretty good.

errant raven
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I feel bad for your mouse

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Suffering from the ray tracing disease

mild gust
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Apparently it's "lightweight"

errant raven
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Lightweight my ass

mild gust
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Lol

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Apply to use it

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It will have a plugin to test

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Tell for yourself

errant raven
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They're trying to make 6 core and 8 core cpus useless

mild gust
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Good

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I mean what

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Open the door for quantum computing in our lifetime

errant raven
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Everyone will need TWO 12-16 core cpus and nvlinked 5090s just to play games on 720p 30fps all low settings ๐Ÿ˜”

pearl elk
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if you have the AI play the game for you before its even generated the frame then you'll always win

mild gust
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Have to run build accelerators just to be stable

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10tb of storage all 16k textures

errant raven
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I'm only playing 2d games from now on

mild gust
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Better not buy a 50 series

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You won't be able to play them

errant raven
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Oh I'm buying the best of of the best

mild gust
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Get 9070 xt

errant raven
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9070?

pearl elk
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Im only playing games with sagaftra voice actors

errant raven
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5000 series nvidia cards already replaced by 9000 series?

mild gust
errant raven
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The ryzen 9070

mild gust
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Team Milwaukee

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Tis time to abandon Team John Deere

pearl elk
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Oh Deere

orchid kettle
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Just discovered Batch Rename in ue5.5.2, was that a recent introduction? I just about cried when I saw it becuase I love 2D/2.5D stuff

cursive crypt
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Batch rename is prolly one of the most over offered products on the MP.

river sable
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not sure if it's still a thing but I was playing around with this in 4.2x forever ago

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very fun

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and I believe some of the new audio stuff also does this natively now? might be wrong there

queen isle
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bro thinks he's miyazki

river sable
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bp structs are the devil

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I just corrupted a map by changing a variable type ._.

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(got a way to fix it but it's annoying and requires me to restart the engine around 20 times, then revert the crashing file)

steady stone
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BP structs are indeed the devil.

proud jay
river sable
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it works again ๐Ÿ™‚

errant raven
summer cedar
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Things are coming to a head.

errant raven
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Chess is soooooooo fucking boring when you play against idiots

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When do I get to play someone who also knows hoe to play

primal summit
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step it up to 3 minute games

errant raven
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Im tired of these morons that just trade everything off

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I'm almost rated 1000 in bullet

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600 in blitz

primal summit
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force the clock into play, force faster games with less setup

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๐Ÿ‘

errant raven
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The last 8 people I played against, all of them were taking 15-20 seconds for OPENING moves

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Theres nothing complex about openings

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Havent even moved my pawn towards the center yet and these idiots already have their bishop attacking my knight like its pinned. Just to sac it for the knight

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Why waste two moves on one piece just to get rid of it? Now in further ahead in development ready to castle and start my attack. You cant even defend it, none of your pieces left their homes

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Fuckin mind boggling

primal summit
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not saying it's right, it's just where they are

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also it's not a sac if it's a trade

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I've had a few games where mid-game I threaten queen, rook, and bishop while checking with a knight

errant raven
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It's better to develop first

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Then put the bishop there to pin it, only take if it damages their pawn structure

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Countless amounts of chess opening guides and shit say that over and over. Theres no reason to just take.

primal summit
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yes, but skill

errant raven
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They lack that

errant raven
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Probably shouldn't be playing a simple game like chess

primal summit
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still developing it, not lack it

errant raven
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They dont have a skill seed to germinate, to begin the developing phase of it

primal summit
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also how high are you?

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chess is anything but a simple game

errant raven
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It's simple. Let's be honest

primal summit
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sure, fairly simple rules, but that is a far cry from game complexity

errant raven
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All its about now is memorization

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Bobby Fischer said it himself

primal summit
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memorization is miserable and makes it not a game

errant raven
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I'm bored of low elo rapid

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I'm in a cycle of losing to obvious cheaters, to winning non stop against actual people until my win rate is high again which matches me against cheaters repeating the process

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Because for some reason, queuing people against their elo alone isnt enough

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It takes win rate into account too

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And cheaters have insanely high win rates, and when you're better than 600s, youre gonna have a high win rate. Therefore you play cheaters now.

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Just in case you think it's made up. This guy played moves that forced me into this square. Then took FIFTEEN seconds to make this move.

tulip orbit
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anyone else check out gamedev market? the preview images never seem to load for me

errant raven
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Since when do preview images ever load in on any site

tulip orbit
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I cant make a decision to buy the humblebundle pack if I cant see the damn images

river sable
tulip orbit
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guh, power went off for a few seconds

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atleast now windows update will stop popping up

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for a day or two

errant raven
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white oxide
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my house is projected to be finished in 2 weeks

fleet tangle
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Nice

summer cedar
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UE Free assets.

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๐Ÿ˜ Pretty cave.

white oxide
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damn

mild gust
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That golden guy cool

summer cedar
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It's a cultivation cave, probably, mixed in with Buddhist elements.

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If you are a cultivator, you can spend hundreds of years refining your spirit there, eating mystical ingredients to strengthen your spirit, all of which are untariffed.

mild gust
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Then hire an assassin

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While going to the black smith

summer cedar
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As a cultivator, if you need a blacksmith, you're a failure.

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Your sword must be made from your inner cauldron and suffused with your primal energies... also, gas.

mild gust
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What tell that to john deere

summer cedar
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Without gas, your sword won't fly and support your weight.

mild gust
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Sounds made up

summer cedar
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That's what a cultivation failure would say. ๐Ÿ˜›

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An ordinary man, a plebian, a peasant even.

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Condemned to suffer tariffs for all eternity.

mild gust
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Not my fault my pepper plants die

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They get too cold

summer cedar
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Then you must use a fire ingot to raise the temperature in the room.

mild gust
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I don't got gp for a grow light

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Although

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I been looking into getting one of those closet buddy things

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Lol

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Basically a mini-environment.

summer cedar
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One of these should raise the temperature by 100 C.

mild gust
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Idk what that is

summer cedar
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Fire ingot.

mild gust
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Ah yes

summer cedar
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If you find the legendary Peppar Mountain, you can mine fire ore there.

mild gust
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How about that new humble bundle

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It seems very random

white oxide
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the assassin seeks spiritual enlightenment before asking the blacksmith to make him a new blade to kill god

summer cedar
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To kill a president would suffice, methinks.

mild gust
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Yo

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That's a game jam right there

summer cedar
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Yeah, the bundle is a mix of dinos and cars. Seems like they want us to make Jurassic Park 6.

mild gust
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All you need is 3 assets

white oxide
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tbh id love to make a game jam out of most of each months FFTM

mild gust
white oxide
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well you also need GOD

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but im sure you could find something for free

mild gust
summer cedar
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Use the golden buddha statue.

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close enough.

mild gust
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You have to beat the concept of god

summer cedar
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and it's free.

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with the cave.

mild gust
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Ye

white oxide
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yeah

mild gust
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It can be a flying entity

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Just make it float

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Shoot stuff at you

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Smash into you

white oxide
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the buhdah statue is cursed and you need to free the cave of the dark energy

mild gust
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^

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That's cooking with fire

white oxide
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but first you need to craft an exquisite blade

mild gust
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Ofc

white oxide
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so blacksmith minigame

mild gust
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Don't want it to be too easy

white oxide
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easy lets make it

mild gust
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Make it sorta like osrs giant smithing

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Gotta put the blade into lava

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Then back into a cooling station

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Then back into lava

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Lol

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Repeat till it's malleable

white oxide
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make it VR and only on that shotgun on death headset

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and the bossfight impossible

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call the game "darwin award"

mild gust
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Make the final achievement "Hemingway Solution"

summer cedar
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That is nice.

white oxide
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im having to put my RTS on the back burner

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cause its vastly more complex than expected

mild gust
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Did you have more troubles with the AA people

white oxide
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so im making a sequel to my only actually selling game

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cant find anyone willing to work on the RTS

mild gust
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RTS be tricky

white oxide
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so stylized zombie co-op base builder with a large map and dedicated server software... GO

mild gust
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7 days to die but better?

white oxide
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yeah

mild gust
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Needs raiders

white oxide
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and more resource friendly

mild gust
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Legit

white oxide
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it has THE HORDE

mild gust
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and less grind

white oxide
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so every 5 days a HORDE spawns

mild gust
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Nice

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Just slowly amass

white oxide
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with 2 base breaker zombies, surrounded by 30 other types

mild gust
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They slowly became more of a thing in 7 days

white oxide
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collects others in its path

mild gust
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If you play darkness falls at all its pretty intense also

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But its heavily modded

white oxide
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randomly selects a player, and will go for their base

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the idea is the players first base will alomost certainly be wiped

mild gust
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Pretty nicely laid out and very well executed all around that project

white oxide
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but it will force them to leave their zone to find better materials that can withstand siege

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so the map is made up of 4 zones (with a 5th tiny area)

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wilds, rural, suburban, city center

mild gust
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Also this

mild gust
white oxide
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also unlike most, you parachute into the map

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not just randomly spawn

mild gust
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Every play boxhead zombies

white oxide
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the flash game?

mild gust
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Cheesy flash game

white oxide
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yeah

mild gust
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Yeah

white oxide
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i loved 2 play

mild gust
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Good game

white oxide
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how i got my first date

mild gust
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Need more 3rd person games like that

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With a wider area

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Ofc

white oxide
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yeah

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fck you, now my brain wants to make that instead

mild gust
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lol

white oxide
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onto the whiteboard it goes

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DAMN YOU

mild gust
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I keep floating it around as an idea too

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Same with a spy vs spy game

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Which I think is open ip?

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Nvm

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2057

white oxide
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tbh spy vs spy would be a harder game to make because it would require a lot of inventiveness to mimic all the hijinks the spys can do

white oxide
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and 100% would need grey spy

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just showing off grey would get a flood of people

mild gust
white oxide
mild gust
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and ps2

white oxide
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but yeah

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blockhead zombies in isometric style would be wild

mild gust
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It's game loop was pretty easy too

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Have a shop

white oxide
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tbh, unreal would be overkill for that

mild gust
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For sure

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But would look great

white oxide
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godot might be best for blockheadz

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fck unity

mild gust
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Just make a shader in ue for block heads

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on meta human bodies

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๐Ÿ˜‚

white oxide
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thats just minecraft movie but WORSE

mild gust
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What do you mean it's doing relatively well commercially

white oxide
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yeah

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mainly because people are probably hate watching it

mild gust
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There were parts of it I enjoyed tbh

white oxide
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its not TERRIBLE theres worse releases

mild gust
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Parts that were just dumb

white oxide
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but it could have been vastly better

mild gust
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Ofc

white oxide
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fcking captain sparklez and the same budget would have made something 100x better

mild gust
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For what the expectations of modern day is vs what we got

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Mario was better

white oxide
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tbh a fallen kingdom animation style movie would have been fire

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hell they could have USED that storyline

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as tropey as it is

mild gust
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Gotta do some more gaming cross over films

white oxide
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tbh if they were trying for the live action cameos they could have done 100x better using the mc animation youtubers style

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live action in animation requires a very unique form of writing and acting

white oxide
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cool world vs roger rabbit

mild gust
white oxide
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The full tetralogy of Fallen Kingdom Minecraft songs in one video for you to be able to watch through uninterrupted.

Featuring:
Fallen Kingdom: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I-sH53vXP2A&list=PL1C4ECC7E38737799&index=3
Take Back the Night: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Kwwl9jiJ1A4&list=PL1C4ECC7E38737799&index=4
Find the Pieces: https://www....

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the MC movie in this style would have done magic numbers

mild gust
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But they wouldn't be live action

white oxide
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because everyone grew up with these types of mc videos

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it would have hit the nostalgia button and been seen as "respect for the source materials"

mild gust
white oxide
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fck live action

mild gust
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Pre-render lol

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Friend showed me that image

white oxide
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i dont want live action i want something that doesnt shit on the source material

mild gust
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What about parasyte

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That was a decent live action

white oxide
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some games can be live action

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like the uncharted movie

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great, well done

mild gust
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Lara Loft

white oxide
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but minecraft as a concept doesnt mesh with live action

mild gust
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Yeah

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Them trying to make sense of it with the story was okay in a way

white oxide
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id LOVE jack black and mamoa as voice actors

mild gust
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How the worlds were merged together

white oxide
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but live action... no

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also steve not being the brick shithouse everyone says he canonically is, was a letdown

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and alex not being stupidly hot was a loss as well

mild gust
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Yeah he was a bit of a let down

white oxide
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minecraft made 2 main characters

mild gust
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I am kinda choked in a way though

white oxide
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and the internet and playerbase decided one was ripped and strong as shit, and the other was the most breedable woman on earth

mild gust
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As it felt very similar to mario movie..

white oxide
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like holy fuck

summer cedar
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Yay! The INR is becoming weaker again. ๐Ÿ˜„

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I get more money!!!!

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๐Ÿ’ฐ

mild gust
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Good now you can get the humble bundle and donate to WWF

summer cedar
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Hehe. No.
I've done my donations to Humble before.

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I used to be a Choice member.

mild gust
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Is it baaad

summer cedar
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No. It was fine. But, then I became part of Game Pass and other services. The offerings overlapped.

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I didn't see the point of Bundle.

mild gust
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Fair

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Not much in it I will use

summer cedar
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Also, I use an auto-lending partner, like Kiva, to lend money to businesses.

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Entrepreneurs and small-time shop owners mainly.

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Didn't see the point of supporting kids in hospitals and such. ๐Ÿ˜›

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Also animals.... pooh.

mild gust
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Animals good

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Save the bugs

summer cedar
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Yes, in their proper, natural environment - the circus.

mild gust
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Smh

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No nature

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They should be free

summer cedar
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They are indeed free.... to perform.

mild gust
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Not farmed

summer cedar
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As nature intended. ๐Ÿ˜›

mild gust
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Dance cow

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Dance

summer cedar
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Cows graduated, sadly.
They attack old people now, in the middle of the night.

mild gust
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No the gif died

mild gust
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lol whats that

summer cedar
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Beware the cow.

mild gust
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There's a cow in mario kart?

summer cedar
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They have a dream....

mild gust
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I havn't really played since n64

soft night
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mario kart world what comes when switch 2 is out

mild gust
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Ah

summer cedar
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Mmm, I am reminded of Goat Simulator.

mild gust
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Super Mario Wiki

Moo Moos (also lowercased as moo moos) are cows in the Super Mario franchise that debuted in Mario Kart 64. They are largely associated with farm-based courses in the Mario Kart series, in which they typically act as obstacles. They are also referred to simply as cows.

queen isle
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It's already been a week since switch 2 direct

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Time moves fast

mild gust
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Are they going to fix the stick drift issue

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or will someone has to make a 3rd party again

soft night
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joycon 2 have this mouse thing

mild gust
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It's a feature not a bug

summer cedar
#

Do you not use a realistic Lamborghini driving simulator for all your racing games?

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๐Ÿ˜ฑ

mild gust
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No mouse and keyboard

summer cedar
#

sad noises

summer cedar
#

As soon as you buy me a 5090.

summer cedar
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Yoshi?

mild gust
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That's more expensive than the wheel

summer cedar
#

Then, you leave me no choice, Sir.
I shall enslave more cows and.... milk them.

mild gust
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1300 vs like 3k

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They got flight sim too though

summer cedar
#

It's just numbers.

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I am sure AI can make that difference more palatable with a formula.

mild gust
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Sorry

summer cedar
#

I'll accept as long as you agree to a 50 year deferred payment schedule.

mild gust
#

Deal

pearl elk
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I called my AI Tariff therefore everytime someone uses the word they have to pay me

soft night
#

Alien intelligence tariff

summer cedar
#

Dear Calamari, Lu Pen Zhai of Taigong of the Empire of Qing has already registered a trademark with the terms - AI Tariff, Tariff AI, and AI, and Tariff. You are in violation of this trademark. Please pay $1,000 in Orange Coins.

soft night
#

ET put humans a 50% tariff

summer cedar
#

Pretty sure we'll shoot ET when it shows up.

soft night
#

seems like those have shut down nuke silos too as hovering a top of military base

summer cedar
#

That is.... a humming bird?

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Yes, yes it is.

soft night
#

yeah

summer cedar
#

We have Indian Sunbirds, which are apparently a convergent evolution.

soft night
#

some AEP reports have Ufos what move like that hummingbird

summer cedar
#

Sunbird

mild gust
summer cedar
#

There are different colour combos, apparently.

pearl elk
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why isnt it a bluebird, it doesnt look like the sun

summer cedar
#

bluebird was probably trademarked

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pesky IPs

river sable
river sable
river sable
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putting on the tinfoil hat for second, are y'all following the skywatcher (jake barber / garry nolan) stuff? kinda curious where that goes. either gonna be a huge embarrassment or... well, not? definitely very very bold claims they're making TylerPain

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very disappointing that they do not have multiple camera setups to triangulate whatever they film there though, they make so much boohoo but then fail at that? thinkies

summer cedar
#

I have returned from my 37C walk.

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It's amazing how half your life seems to have left you, when you re-enter the AC room.

unborn lotus
#

it's 2C and snowing ๐Ÿ˜ž

summer cedar
#

Send me some snow through the DisplayPort.

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The GB/s should be enough.

proud jay
summer cedar
#

Oh.

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I never played much Mario.

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Just jumped on a few things.

dusky shuttle
summer cedar
celest musk
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at this point i'm more interested in what they pull of technical ๐Ÿ˜„

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the trailer looks pretty promising, and GTA V already was ahead of it's time back then

summer cedar
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As long as they let me yank a door or at least a LONG door handle, pull the driver out of the car, and then whack him again, and again, and again, and.... you get the point... I'll be happy.

dusky shuttle
summer cedar
#

Yes.

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Heist and exchange a car for the game.

dusky shuttle
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I'm interested

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Oh

celest musk
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is this real?

summer cedar
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Yes. It's real.

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I cross-checked and someone posted a photo on Threads, too.

celest musk
#

the same?

summer cedar
#

The top billboard, yes.

celest musk
#

that's the same picture tho

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so not proofing much

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can you take a flight to bayfront park and check in person please?

summer cedar
#

So long as you pay for Premium Class.

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The hotel suite room.

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It's being discussed on Threads and X. It's a real board.

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The cloth distortions are visible on the X version.

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That being said, it's a billboard by one company that makes AI avatars.

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So.... that's not saying much.

celest musk
summer cedar
#

Haha. ๐Ÿ™‚ Simultaneous post.

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Yeah, it's their marketing campaign. They started working in 2023, though, so it's not like they're some kind of major player.

celest musk
#

What we didn't know was that our controversial approach would lead to 10s of millions of impressions, 1000s of death threats, 100s of articles and our biggest growth months ever.

Was it worth it? Yes.

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you can't make that shit up

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this timeline is cursed

summer cedar
#

But, did it make them money is the real question.

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Otherwise, it's just a wasted ad budget.

celest musk
#

reading that... they really did Ads right...

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even added more Ads to ride the "hype train"

summer cedar
#

If only people paid for just the ads.

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If only ads were food.

proud jay
#

and become a 100x developer

errant raven
river sable
summer cedar
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I never played those games, when I was 5.

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In those days, the 90s, we had Atari consoles and stuff.

river sable
#

no flame just found it amusing

summer cedar
#

Oh no, I got you.
But, it's pretty much why all turtles look like Yoshi to me.

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I think I saw Yoshi once somewhere, in a magazine.

river sable
#

yoshi is a dinosaur!

summer cedar
#

๐Ÿ˜„

river sable
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/ egg

summer cedar
#

๐Ÿคท

river sable
#

oof that loop length

median wraith
summer cedar
#

๐Ÿคฃ The electricity went out and stopped my mouse and keyboard from working.

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My character died in PoE.

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๐Ÿคฃ

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After my HP dropped to zero, the mouse came back online. ๐Ÿ˜„

proud jay
#

someone really has to show me how you 100x with AI cause I must be missing out on something

unborn lotus
summer cedar
#

He doesn't suffer from blackouts.

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Or blackout-to-backup-transition delays.

celest musk
river sable
fluid bloom
fair bay
#

who wants to play minecraft with me

proud jay
#

have you asked your dad?

summer cedar
#

@frail plinth <@&213101288538374145> I received an unsolicited message from this account, requesting work. I've blocked and reported it.

summer cedar
proud jay
#

idk

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it's from the discord april fools game

summer cedar
#

Careful. You never know what kind of rash you might get.

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'Dem plants be bad news.

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@river sable Seems like JD hit another home run.

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The Chinese LOVE him. ๐Ÿ˜„ /s

primal summit
river sable
proud jay
summer cedar
#

He should totally be the next US president.

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He'll make America No.1 again, reversed.

proud jay
#

he is already the baron

river sable
summer cedar
#

I have to agree with the cultists, though.
I simply can't comprehend this level of wisdom and skill.

river sable
#

this is how I see him

summer cedar
#

This superior knowledge and eloquence is far beyond me. Who knew you could bring about world peace and equal, free trade by using 'peasants' to describe the opponents.

river sable
#

oh did he call china peasants

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great

summer cedar
#

Yeah. That's what I was referring to.

proud jay
#

yeah

summer cedar
#

His home run. ๐Ÿ˜„

proud jay
#

and I think now they're up to 104% tarrif on china?

river sable
#

I just assumed it's bad

summer cedar
#

Oh yes. 104%.

river sable
#

I'm tired of knowing what exactly is happening

summer cedar
#

China is up to 84%.

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But yes. I bow to this font of experience and character.

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Should take detailed notes. ๐Ÿ““

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The next time I want a project, I am just going to yell at the client, "Who else will you get to work for you, PEASANT?!"

river sable
#

oh yeah I do that every project

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they love it

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quadruple digit tariffs when?

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taking bets

summer cedar
#

After he calls them 'Rabble', I am sure.

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Maybe tomorrow.

river sable
#

hypothetically speaking, can the DOW go into negatives?

proud jay
#

no

river sable
#

what would happen if it would hit 0?

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I know they'd close it down way before etc etc

summer cedar
#

I don't think it would. They'd freeze the markets before that.

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Yeah.

proud jay
#

all the companies taken into account would have to be bankrupt I guess

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in theory I guess

summer cedar
#

Just ask Capt. Orange to fire the Dow watchman.

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You know, the dude who accepts Drachmas to freeze the market in times of trouble.

river sable
#

at that point probably just bribe that person with 2 potatos and a piece of butter

summer cedar
#

You'd have to smuggle it in from Mexico, the superior economy. ๐Ÿ˜›

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rofl.

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๐Ÿคฃ

river sable
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tbf it's not just a male problem ๐Ÿ˜„

summer cedar
#

Well, we know what the next upgrade for AI partners must be.

river sable
#

I am sorry Sir, we could not secure additional funding and your AI waifu has been permanently deleted

summer cedar
#

๐Ÿ˜ฑ

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LAW SOOT!

#

๐Ÿ‘€ 90 day pause declared by the great Orange Emperor for 75 countries.

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Meanwhile, the 'peasants' have to bear with 125% tariff now.

proud jay
#

confirmed?

#

cause that was fake news yesterday the 90 day thing

summer cedar
#

Yeah, yesterday was by the fake administration.

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This announcement is by the fake emperor.

proud jay
#

idk what he thinks to achieve with this

summer cedar
proud jay
#

I hope no one gives in to this crap

#

fuck the USA

summer cedar
#

Cartel boss be cartel boss.

proud jay
#

I'd rather buy everything directly from China instead of the US tbh

#

holy shit

#

it worked on the stocks

summer cedar
#

Of course.

proud jay
summer cedar
#

The only thing wrong with the market was the tariffs.

#

The business fundamentals were fine.

proud jay
#

but nothing changed

#

the tarrif is still gonna be there in 90 days

summer cedar
#

Yeah, but we live in the present. ๐Ÿ˜›

#

90 days will come later.

proud jay
#

yeah I saw that lol

mild gust
#

They look so sad

#

Let them work from home again

proud jay
#

wouldn't you be?

mild gust
#

Yes

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Very

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I want cheap china goods back please

summer cedar
#

Gotta say, the AI video tech is nice.

proud jay
#

they're just fucking themselves over tbh

summer cedar
#

They need to make Rambo 5.

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China, I mean, with AI.

proud jay
#

why would you not want anything from the biggest manufacturer in the world

mild gust
#

Literal nim-rods

proud jay
#

I'm not gonna go to the grocery store anymore, I have a major trade deficit with them, needs to be equal to be fair

summer cedar
#

B'Cuz itZ Ch..Gina. 'DEM be EvilZ and twerriblZ and distroZ wurld!

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~ President Vance, in the not too distant future

summer cedar
#

Look, man! My stomach is refusing to digest food anymore. It says the trade deficit is too much now. It's been digesting for years without being paid for the work and it wants its due.

#

All further digestion will incur a 25% tariff.

summer cedar
#

market manipulation ftw.

#

Kudos to whoever walked away from this rich as heck.

proud jay
#

not his first grift rodeo

summer cedar
#

I bet that tomorrow, Atlantis will be tariffed 200% for being too wet.

mild gust
#

Tariff the moon

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and the ISS

#

They been ripping us off in space for too long

#

It's about time we take control of space

summer cedar
#

The disrespect is too much, bigly, folks. I sent them message after message. I drowned many people under the ocean, so they could read my messages, written in my lovely, presidential handwriting. But, the Atlanteans have disrespected me by not responding at all. Even Aquaman wasn't there; not even a fish. I hereby announce a 200% tariff.

mild gust
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Not even the kraken?

proud jay
#

I wonder why he's delaying tarrifs 90 days if world leaders were calling him to kiss his ass

summer cedar
#

Karen?! I fired her. She was too blonde and too slow. Not fast, not furious. Not even fastly furious.

summer cedar
mild gust
summer cedar
#

Yes, disrespect penalties.

mild gust
#

Let's be honest

#

The China tariffs are against Temu and Shein

summer cedar
#

๐Ÿค” Not Winnie and Jackie || Chan ||?

mild gust
#

We can't call him that!

summer cedar
#

If I do, I get a tariff reduction.

mild gust
#

What's next thanksgiving in a box

summer cedar
#

'giving' is not allowed anymore.

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It's not in the American spirit.

#

You can say 'thanks' for the payments you make.

mild gust
#

But it's the entire basis of the thanksgiving tradition

#

So they can remind themselves of how they butchered native americans

summer cedar
#

That's what you think. But no one knew. Only I did. Bigly. That Thanksgiving is all about me. Thanking me.

proud jay
#

did those dead native americans even say thank you once for being slaughtered?

proud jay
#

disgusting

summer cedar
#

They didn't even breathe once in gratitude.

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So ungratefully silent.

mild gust
proud jay
#

sheesh

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how dare they

mild gust
summer cedar
#

Should've left him the booze and booted him from the FBI.

#

But, that would've been the 'right' thing to do.

mild gust
#

More booze for all

#

Who needs brain cells anyways

summer cedar
#

I do. I like how Chapter 19 is coming along.

#

I am writing some pretty good scenes. ๐Ÿ˜„

mild gust
#

Do you too have a Bigly hero

#

That is saving the world from the evil red states

summer cedar
#

But, Kash's podcaster buddy certainly doesn't need any. He's the deputy director, now.

#

No. But, there's a big, bloody, red mist and there's a hero with a blue aura who's altering memories and saving souls.

mild gust
#

Close enough

summer cedar
#

Btw, the podcaster buddy became the first deputy director in the FBI's history to get a full security detail, even INSIDE the FBI building.

mild gust
#

Weak

#

All these grown adults needing droves of peoples to protect them

summer cedar
#

Pretty much. The agency issued a recruitment poster, soliciting volunteers for a 30-60 day detail, to protect said deputy director 24/7 for the time period.

#

It'll take an estimated 20 FBI agents to do that.

mild gust
#

Sounds accurate

#

Why is there not more nanite skeletons in ue 5.5

#

Legit not one asset I can find uses this

summer cedar
#

I think it's b'cuz you can use the assets from earlier versions?

#

Might be wrong.....

mild gust
#

But

#

Like

#

You'd think someone would make a giant dragon or something

summer cedar
#

Yeah, the humble bundly peopleZ have dinos in their bundles, no?

mild gust
#

Yeah

#

I got the dinos

#

Not nanite though

summer cedar
#

Well, it's old technology.

#

Prehistoric.

#

๐Ÿ˜›

mild gust
#

Smh

primal summit
mild gust
#

Imagine hiring un-qualified people somehow working out.

summer cedar
#

It does sometimes work out. Let's see. There was that guy.... er, his name was.... um......

mild gust
#

Like the logic there is dumb, lets hire someone who if anyone below them askes a question they won't have any idea what is going on.

#

Just do what you've always done

summer cedar
#

Yeah, but they are ideal when you want to turn the agency into a museum building.

mild gust
#

I'm just a figure head

#

True

summer cedar
#

Oh yeah, that reminds me.

mild gust
#

What better way to make the FBI look bad

summer cedar
#

Trump's planning on selling federal buildings.

#

Realty scam. ๐Ÿ˜„

mild gust
#

Than putting someone incompetent in place.

summer cedar
#

Who wants to make their man-cave on Mt. Rushmore?

#

Inside some ancient dude's mouth even.

#

Buy cheap, now.

mild gust
#

Like Dr. Evils cave

summer cedar
#

Well, more like an egg cave.... for surviving the fallout.

#

But, sure. Dr. Evil's poultry cave.

mild gust
#

Time to start your car w/ sql injection https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w8SG2V3n4-U

For many of us, our cars are one of the largest purchases we will ever make. In an always connected world it is natural that we would want to have the convenience of being able to remotely monitor our vehicles: to do everything from remind ourselves exactly where exactly we parked, verify we locked our vehicle, or even remote start it so it will...

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summer cedar
#

I learnt a new French phrase today.

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Cheval de frise

#

Apparently, the stake fence used in anti-cavalry warfare doesn't have an English name.

#

It uses the original French.

#

Someone suggested 'horse thorn hedge', but that's just another name for hawthorn hedges, apparently; a plant/creeper.

mild gust
#

Spike traps?

#

Punji trap

summer cedar
#

Those were treasure hunter traps, yes. The spikes emerge from hidden slits below.

#

The portable spikes were called caltrops.

#

But, the actual wooden barriers had no English name.

#

Even more interesting is that the Cheval de Frise is predated by its Chinese ancestor.

mild gust
#

Go China

#

They gave us gunpowder

summer cedar
#

Those 'peasants' of JD's had figured out how to repel horses ages before the Europeans.

mild gust
#

and allegedly pizza

summer cedar
#

herbal pizza.

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using serpent venom oil.

#

100% guaranteed to make you live a longer, brainwashed life.

mild gust
#

Good

#

Then you can serve the overlords

summer cedar
#

and post on Tiktok.

#

recommended content only.

mild gust
#

That's a given

#

The red note app is better

#

Has auto translate for international speakers

summer cedar
#

Careful. You might end up giving away the secrets to the technology that you imported from China to the Chinese spies.

mild gust
#

But that's what we want.

#

I mean they want!

summer cedar
#

๐Ÿ˜ฑ You haZ turnedZ.

mild gust
#

Shi de

summer cedar
#

Lu Bu shall have words with thee.

mild gust
#

Elon Musk streamed himself playing Path of Exile 2 on a private jet to show off the capabilities of Starlink, but it didnโ€™t go as planned. Not only was he brutally mocked by a troll, his crappy Starlink connection led to significant lag. On top of that, gamers like Quin69TVโ€”who sounded the alarm about Musk paying people to boost his PoE 2 ac...

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summer cedar
#

That's not trolling. That's just a factual statement.

#

He almost certainly has no real friends.

#

Until Optimus releases, that is.

mild gust
#

One of the comments was "This isn't bullying, it's just a different form of protest."

summer cedar
#

Only so long as he is in the government.

soft night
#

only consultant now

summer cedar
#

That's a distinction without a difference.

#

I mean, when he's no longer speaking 'for America'.

mild gust
#

He always spoke for South Africa

summer cedar
mild gust
summer cedar
#

The fourth president of South Africa, from 2009 to 2018.

#

One of the most corrupt, hilarious politicians in the world.

#

He and his deputy, Jacob Malema were the brown Trumps, for all intents and purposes.

soft night
#

Debuty Sheriff Andar

summer cedar
#

The best part is that even God passed judgement on his corrupt butt.

#

His niece's rondavel was struck by lightning.

#

Like, literal lightning.

mild gust
#

Such is the way

summer cedar
#

There's a joke by Trevor Noah.

#

Julius Malema attended the funeral of a politician who died by a lightning strike and there, said, "We will launch an investigation.... to find out where this lightning came from."

mild gust
#

We must nuke heaven should we find it!

summer cedar
#

The bystanders, basically his political coterie, whispered, "Hey, Julius! Up... up.... Look up."

mild gust
#

Send them a Tsar Bomba

summer cedar
# mild gust Send them a Tsar Bomba
TT1

00:00:00 - The Presidential Eye Roll Trevor Noah (Pay Back The Funny)
00:07:54 - Stand Up Comedy Is A Lot Like Sex Trevor Noah
00:12:46 - Trevor Noah Daywalker 2.0 Oprah s School in South Africa
00:14:43 - Trevor Noah It s My Culture Oscar Pistorius
00:15:34 - Trevor Noah Nelson Mandela Birthday Party
00:18:14 - Trevor Noah On Dona...

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Trevor's stand up about Jacob. ๐Ÿ˜„

errant raven
#

Rieuwiw8cieja

errant raven
#

I need two psu cords

#

Why must I not have the simplest things

errant raven
#

Got some

open fog
#

when u know the takeout place are ripping cunt out you but ur bored asf so u order anyway

errant raven
#

Couldnt get it to post so I threw it all away except the ram and cpu

errant raven
#

No wonder they taste earthy

cursive crypt
#

I laughed at that one, Iunno why

celest musk
#

i think they just can't

mild gust
summer cedar
#

kick it.

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hard.

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๐Ÿ‘ข

#

Apparently, we can download the mostly empty demo with those 4k textures.

#

And.... Titanfall 3 is rumoured to use UE 5. ๐Ÿ˜„

#

On the downside, there're rumours of a live service model for the game too.

soft night
#

Grant Spickelmier, director at the International Wolf Center in Ely, Minnesota, joined FOX 9 All Day to chat about the news that Colassal Biosciences, a de-extinction company, has brought back the once extinct dire wolf, which were made famous by the HBO show "Game of Thrones." The dire wolf pups are named Romulus, Remus and Khaleesi. Dire wolve...

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celest musk
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why is it with EVERY damn laertes asset there's things like this....

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that thing got 2 spelling mistakes

mild gust
#

Ai hogwash?

celest musk
#

and i'm not even sure if tire dressing is a thing

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nah, that asset was around before AI tools

#

it's from the 1950 NYC Pack

mild gust
#

I mean they hire people don't they

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Like it's multiple asset creators

celest musk
#

yea

mild gust
#

I find myself cherry picking their packs

celest musk
mild gust
#

Yeah I got it

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Always happy to support WWF

#

It's a bit of an odd mix tbh

#

But all of them are fab keys

#

So you get everything on epic

#

No 3rd party bs either

#

Like cosmos

celest musk
#

Dekogon stuff is usually good quality imho

mild gust
#

No offense laertes it's just a bit inconvenient

celest musk
#

at least good enough to use and forget

mild gust
#

I own many of their products also

celest musk
#

and iirc the Yarrawah stuff was also pretty okay

mild gust
#

Yeah they are alright

#

Supports terrible

#

If you need it

river sable
celest musk
#

why does it look so god damn organic....

river sable
#

the original animation is really hecking smooth

#

but yeah idk it's beautiful

#

almost as beautiful as making 2500% on insider trading

summer cedar
#

Well, it's as per policy.
The stocks were self-deporting.

#

Now, only legal citizen shares remain.

summer cedar
#

Hercule Van Wolfwinkle - a guy uses this pen name to paint portraits of people's pets. He donates that money to charity. He's called the 'Rubbish Pet Artist'.

soft night
#

windus have you check the direwolfs from colossal co

summer cedar
#

Yeah.

#

Someone was saying they are not actually dire wolves in descent, but something else.

#

Whatever. They look cute.

soft night
celest musk
#

i think they got some gene sequences which are supposed to be responsible for their appearance?!

#

so it's based on some wolf gene, while they changed that to be closer to a direwolf than a vanilla wolf

summer cedar
#

As long as they put my enemies in dire straits, they can be my wolves.

fleet tangle
#

I bet the owner of that car smokes a lot because their voice is probably very husky!

cursive crypt
fleet tangle
#

They're going to be 6 foot long and weight 150 pounds.

cursive crypt
#

For the non-free people: 182 cm and 68 kg

summer cedar
#

I wonder how much their postage and packaging will be.

cursive crypt
#

Yeah, they kinda big but I expect them to be magic.

#

magic dogs

fleet tangle
cursive crypt
fleet tangle
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I expected them to be bigger than the biggest wolf.

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WHich I think is definitely not with those numbers.

cursive crypt
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So, on the bigger side but not so much. I think, the good thing here is that they tried to restore the breed. So, definitely ppl who think about fantasy dogs will be disappointed.

soft night
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my cousin have malamuie and its big doggo

cursive crypt
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Probably it is still banned to gene edit big teeth and fire breathing organs... ๐Ÿค”

soft night
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dakesh just in 3month old