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proud jay
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(I'll give the strawberries to my wife though)

mild gust
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But the leaves be tasty

unborn lotus
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I went to a crepe festival here it was wild

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could only eat 3-4 of them though

mild gust
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That would be cool

proud jay
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what a sad festival if you can only eat 3 though

median wraith
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1h to get GTA6 at the Epic Launcher for free sweeney_activate

proud jay
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Epic really investing hard in exclusives

cursive crypt
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How so Epic and fallout boy?

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... yahoo, took two useless EGS games 30 minutes before the new free deal

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Get 200 Gems, 10 Common chests, 5 Uncommon chests, 10 Wooden chests, 5 Iron Chests, 360 Strange Dust, 50 Scrolls, 2 exclusive Avatars, 35 Game Tokens, 5 Prestige Token and 1 exclusive Skin.
wtf is this a game or a marketplace

summer cedar
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probably both.

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It's epic after all.

mild gust
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Mystery game lol

summer cedar
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Yeah. But is it going to be GTA 6, or was that just a joke?

mild gust
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🤷

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Don't think so.

summer cedar
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🤣

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The internet is rife with speculation.

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Some people are saying it's Watch Dogs: Legion and others, Dragon Age: Inquisition GOTY.

proud jay
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I don't think rockstar would launch gta6 on EGS first

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I mean, they have their own store/launcher

summer cedar
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Yeah, but I was wondering why Hevedy said what he did.

proud jay
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cause he's mental

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we're talking about the guy that drove over 1000 km just to get dumped

summer cedar
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👀

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What now?

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Why did he...?

proud jay
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I assume he didn't know about the dumping part

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I'll let @median wraith give details

median wraith
median wraith
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but we will see

summer cedar
median wraith
median wraith
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Follow me for more tips

summer cedar
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So, why did you travel that long a distance?

median wraith
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for my ex

summer cedar
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I see.

median wraith
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actually was more

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1100km to go, 400km to get to the point and return and 1100km to return

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gut dump in the last 500km in the return

proud jay
median wraith
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lol

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didn't even had that

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at all

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just me on youtube is slower recently

proud jay
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you are on youtube?

median wraith
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well yes

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"that's why" is the joke ?

proud jay
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what

median wraith
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so whats the game

fleet tangle
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I still have no idea what's going on

cursive crypt
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me2

median wraith
cursive crypt
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ooh

median wraith
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seems like the dragon age one won

cursive crypt
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How did you knew?

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I have it on Origin already, tho 🤔

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Is Origin still alive?

median wraith
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People said it because Epic posted a gif of their logo

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you can't see the logo directly but it blinks

cursive crypt
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lol, hacks

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10 years old game

median wraith
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today cannot execute the windows calc

cursive crypt
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Never finished it. It was a bit of a drag at some point.

median wraith
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I had the Dragon Age on my origin account

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but seems like they decided to remove it or so

unborn lotus
cursive crypt
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I think it was the rise of the AssCreed' like drag of achievements. Just... fillers everywhere.

unreal ether
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I'm still salty at how they ruined assassin's creed

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Syndicate was the last one I enjoyed

median wraith
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each time I open EA launcher I get updates for the sims man

unreal ether
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AC2, brotherhood and black flag were the best, though the latter most was by no means an assassin's creed game

cursive crypt
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Some say Valhalla was the best, judging by the amount of sales.

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/kek

unreal ether
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I will admit Valhalla looked interesting.

Isn't assassin's creed tho

cursive crypt
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It was 💩

unreal ether
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That doesn't shock me

queen isle
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So today I learned assassin creed used to be the most historically accurate game series until the last trailer

cursive crypt
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Some say it is not so much actually, especially for the historical figures.

fleet tangle
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Where the Churchill fought Hitler with a laser sword?

hollow dawn
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i mean, u play a dfude called Hans...

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and its the only game i actually played in german cause its so good and fitting... Hans... love it...

brittle holly
cursive crypt
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Some leftovers from the Humble stuff

hollow dawn
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we dont help unity bud, thats not to our liking

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thats time we can rather use to fold socks or polish the doorknobs or something more important

soft night
summer cedar
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@proud jay Make this out of wood for me.

brittle holly
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That’s what it’ll look like

summer cedar
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It's a start.

fathom wadi
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I still use Winamp. It really kicks the llama's ass.

summer cedar
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I've always wanted to get WinAmp back.

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It's nostalgic.

unborn lotus
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Foobar 2000 gang

proud jay
twin otter
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I've been using Winamp nearly daily for over 20 years now

cursive crypt
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How old is the last version? decades?

summer cedar
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We need a bread-steel alloy!

blazing wolf
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Amen to this!

summer cedar
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🤣

deep copper
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it's kinda weird how we don't have a #memes but we have a #petting-zoo

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it would have been fun to get all the jokes at one place for overdosing

lofty lark
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cute animals > memes any day of the week tyvm

summer cedar
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True.

deep copper
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cute animals die so quickly, that's the sad part

summer cedar
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Full Metal Alchemist!
But, I'll take my CPU case in wood, no problem.

proud jay
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yay a new channel to mute forever

bronze axle
proud jay
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I set it so muted channels are hidden 🤷

celest musk
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#control-rig when?

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since it gets more and more features... seeing quite a lot of CR talk in #animation which is pretty much a separate topic imho

brittle holly
brittle holly
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I, in my infinite lack of knowledge, have managed to make anim sequences using control rigs 😅

broken sigil
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Don't understand half but it's living rent free in my head
https://music.youtube.com/watch?v=1qqGf7PeHRg&si=XhrDsjkXcl7W87b_

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empty dune
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since when do i like dead cats OR dead skin wtf

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see thats true but atleast call me that for the right reasons 😭

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it was random spam email

broken sigil
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no ne can tell me this isn't Michael from Vsauce 🤣
https://youtu.be/RSMMU2wX0Bk?t=52

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lol

proud jay
brittle holly
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@broken sigil have you had time to play lately ?

summer cedar
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This Dragon Raja cartoon is pretty good.

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There's a bit of silly humour, but the story itself is quite interesting.

proud jay
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holy fuck it's actually delicious

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idk how I did it, but it's better than other times

proud jay
empty dune
broken sigil
brittle holly
errant raven
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Did you know that outside is very pretty

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And has around 300+ different species of lifeforms [insects, birds, mammals, plants] around you

brittle holly
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I would’ve guessed Finetti. That was big in the old country

broken sigil
brittle holly
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Needless to say I gave up trying to detach the key resource, and just went for the sweaty kill 😅

queen isle
proud jay
summer cedar
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We can blissfully hate something while taking full advantage of it for our own pleasure.

errant raven
soft night
cursive crypt
empty dune
proud jay
soft night
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so you didnt get rollout?

proud jay
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I'm not an autobot

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I don't roll out

soft night
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so dieter not dieterbot yet

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i got to x not twitter today

fluid bloom
summer cedar
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I wonder what the aliens charge their people for electricity.

cursive crypt
hollow dawn
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ye its scary how THEY replacey all our real personalities with ai bit by bit

cursive crypt
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wdym? Discord won't need anymore users? Only AI bots?

hollow dawn
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like right now, you are probably mostly still real internet people, with opinions and diverse and weird thought structures... but soon, who will know if its just a boring ass algorythm

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so well have to meet at camp sites again or to play playstation one by one handing a controller around

cursive crypt
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probably mostly still real

hollow dawn
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but by then, will we even notice if aany of those other furries is an android?

unborn lotus
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The dead internet

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There's still small human communities like facebook groups (or discords)

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Even reddit has bots copying articles and reposting them, and bots responding with 10 year old comments or shit like that

hollow dawn
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ye and i dont know which is more stupid, ai writing articles about reddit threads or people doing it...

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but on another note, i got a parcel, and its a huge carton filled with styrofoam pellets... and i think i need a cat now 😮

summer cedar
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or a vacuum cleaner.

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If you have a neighbour you hate, then a blower.

hollow dawn
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ohhhhhhhhhhhhh

summer cedar
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💡

hollow dawn
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the possibilities a simple carton filled with styrofoam brings

summer cedar
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V for V E N D E T T A!!!

hollow dawn
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my buddy didnt get as lucky, in his whole carton there was only one styrofoam pellet, one its bitsy tiny pellet... haha i say

summer cedar
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It was a mega pellet.

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Mega effective.

hollow dawn
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he was Mega sad he didnt get to whirl his arms around in a box of pellets trying to fish out the items we ordered... poor guy

summer cedar
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Tell him to go get one of those alien power plants from those galaxies far, far away.

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He can wrap his hands around as many satellites as he wants.

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Unless the aliens are still alive, in which case he can ask them for styrofoam.

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He could trade.... er.... uh.... peanut butter for it.

hollow dawn
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ye i heard styrofoam is spacetech before

summer cedar
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I think it was before it became a plebian thing.

hollow dawn
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like they brought it back from thew moon or somin

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the natives gave it to them or so

summer cedar
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Yes, the natives of Petroli-Oilamia.

hollow dawn
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but i could be wrong, youtube history can be confusing

summer cedar
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Remember that the moon the natives lived on was owned by China 5,000 years ago, according to a historical document magically found by Baidu AI.

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So, all your styrofoam belongs to the kingdoms of Qin.

hollow dawn
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but didnt the king of Zhu conquer the kingdom of Qin or was that Xin or wait....

errant raven
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@trail ore

summer cedar
hollow dawn
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honestly, chinese names confuse the fuck out of me, even if you write them in chinese, they are often the same

summer cedar
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Only his PM's diary remained with the true account of those times.

summer cedar
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For example, the letter Q is pronounced Ch.

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So Qin = China.

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Hence, the modern name.

hollow dawn
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ye Xi too 😛 just a tad different

summer cedar
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X is pronounced Sh.

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Zh and Zhi = J sound with a bit of zzzz added.

hollow dawn
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the symbols are more accurate often, like words sound the same but the symbol shows different stuff, but then, there are like ten emperors with the same name, dynasties with the exact same name

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yee... so its TSch Tch TS'ch

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if thats not confusing 😛

cursive crypt
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That's why ppl inveted such shit like transcription, not to wonder how to pronounce shit.

summer cedar
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Ts = S.

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Tsai Ing-wen = pronounced Sai Ing-wen.

hollow dawn
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see... a 4th TSCHSHCH

errant raven
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Cant = caint

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Dog = dawg

hollow dawn
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oi thaits loike oirishoi reckoin

summer cedar
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Hey, at least you aren't speaking Welsh.

errant raven
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Theres other words where my accent is really thick, some I sound normal, I think, aside from a speech impediment

hollow dawn
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i was dating a girl from saxony in germany... and yo... i had to develope a fetish for their dialect not to laugh out loud half the time

errant raven
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It's ok I still laugh at farts

hollow dawn
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sorry saxony, it was just so funny

summer cedar
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Also, be happy your languages don't sound like you're constantly getting ready to fight.

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So many tourists coming to India have asked me, "Are those people there going to fight?"

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I reply, "No, they just said good morning."

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All our languages are bloody loud; or at least our accents are.

hollow dawn
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india? which region? my malalay buddies sound just freiendly af

summer cedar
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ALL of them.

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ALL of our languages are LOUD, LOUD, LOUD.

hollow dawn
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lol noo, i think it always sounds like theyre making fun and giggling and all

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its very enjoyable and friendly sounding to me

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😄

summer cedar
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Have you been in India on public roads?

hollow dawn
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but ya, grew up with russians and germans so mmh...

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ACHTUNG ACHTUNG ATOMSKI BOMBSKI!

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or somin

empty dune
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Lounge is weird these days

summer cedar
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They all sound friendly when they are in the house, in confined spaces, talking to family and friends.

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Once they come out on public roads, everything is LOUD.

hollow dawn
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cars are loud :/ we have to be louder

summer cedar
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They are louder than cars. The cars are unhappy.

hollow dawn
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i dont even hear my phone ringing on the streetr

summer cedar
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Trucks fight them, though.

errant raven
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God damn my fucking heart jumped out my throat

summer cedar
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Truck horns in India are.... weird.

errant raven
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I dont knownwhat kind of fucking alarm clock my brother bought but holy fuck

summer cedar
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It's like a musical piece got cut off at a soprano.

hollow dawn
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tut tut`?

empty dune
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More like demonic screeching

errant raven
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Who the fuck designs an alarm clock to sound EXACTLY like a national emergency alert ringtone

summer cedar
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To put it in weird sounding English, "Ta nana Ta nana Ta nanananana...."

hollow dawn
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you have national aler emergency ringtones?

summer cedar
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Pitch rising FOREVER!

hollow dawn
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ouch

summer cedar
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Besides, our emergencies are self-created.

errant raven
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I think its built in?

hollow dawn
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oh, ye i think we get a text now too

errant raven
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My fucking ears man

empty dune
hollow dawn
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no alarm sound thou, or sirens are all broken anyway XD

errant raven
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And his alarm is the nuclear alert one

hollow dawn
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well i dont need an alarm tbh, if ruskies and natro start it, my city will be gone in 10mins -.-

errant raven
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Looked at time, only 7. We have monthly weather sirens that go off at 10am

empty dune
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My favorite piece of knowledge about usa is when they accidentally triggered their nuclear strike incoming alert for hawaii

hollow dawn
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so ye, please dont start some bs war

empty dune
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And everyone lost their shit for 30 min

hollow dawn
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lol

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30mins... so spoiled

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the ozzies were afraid of a russian fleet when i was down there, been in the news for a week that they might invade sydney lol -.- like wut?

summer cedar
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That happens in Japan 'often'.

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Their emergency broadcast system is cooky.

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Of course, they simply apologise and people forget about it.

empty dune
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No, they are just jumpy

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You get jumpy after the second time kek

hollow dawn
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well tbf... they have reason to

summer cedar
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No, no. The last two times it happened were complete errors.

errant raven
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Has alarm set for 7am. Doesnt need to wake up till 2:30pm

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Beautiful fucking logic

summer cedar
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The one prior to those two mistakes was potentially accurate, but turned out to be a dud.

hollow dawn
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i mean most animes are like expressionist paintings after the shock of WW1, just exponentially more mad

summer cedar
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Hey, they need SOME venue to release their emotions.

hollow dawn
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centuries of earthquakes plus two nukes on such small space, it affects your culture i presume

summer cedar
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They spend 99% of their lives suppressing and pretending.

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That's an exaggeration, but only slightly.

empty dune
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I think they released enough emotions during the war itself

summer cedar
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That was another generation. 🙂

empty dune
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Japanese war crimes are second to none

hollow dawn
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...

empty dune
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Not even Belgium comes close kek

errant raven
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Their war crimes were shit compared to canada

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More than half of the geneva is thanks to Canada

hollow dawn
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canada vs natives?

empty dune
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Canada is a close competitor but Japanese are still the worst imo

errant raven
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Dont wanna lose your land, win the war

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Simple

summer cedar
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What was that novel I read about that Canadian native lady who was brutally treated by them at that time?

errant raven
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Dont wanna die, shouldve been stronger

summer cedar
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It's a famous play over there.

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Elsa something.

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I forget the name, but it was a jarring read.

hollow dawn
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i dunno if you can really rate worstness... even what israel does atm is imo up there, way up there, and its not like my family hasnt been exposed to bs like that either here in krautland

summer cedar
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Done with work. The real question is whether to munch on a piece of chocolate before going for a walk, or to walk first and then munch.

errant raven
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Chocolate is gross man

summer cedar
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OR to not go out at all, although that's not really up for consideration.

empty dune
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Israel is up there, sure, but unit 731 or whatever the fuck it was numbered took a special level of psychopath to unleash upon the world

errant raven
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American chocolate or not. All of it is nasty

summer cedar
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Chocolate's fine. I hate chocolate with too many nuts in them, though.

hollow dawn
summer cedar
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Then it just becomes a crunchy and tasty biscuit.

empty dune
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Yes, and they still don't have free Healthcare

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Smh

summer cedar
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I can't wait for the laser-based war crimes.

errant raven
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We dont have healthcare at all dude

summer cedar
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So, there was this here building with some people working in it.

empty dune
summer cedar
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Oops... we melted it.

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But, at least we were eco-friendly, so there's that.

hollow dawn
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dont work in buildings made of chocolate... in india... only in norway

errant raven
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Majority of the shit insurance and stuff dont even fuckin cover

summer cedar
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You'll die tasty.

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😄

hollow dawn
summer cedar
errant raven
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Accident in u.s in early 20th century with a huge building

summer cedar
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Ah, it was Portugal.

summer cedar
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600,000 gallons.

errant raven
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Did she have to bite him on the ass tho

summer cedar
errant raven
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What's her number

summer cedar
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1-800-NOT-INTERESTED-581

errant raven
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Too long to be a number

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I'm not that stupid

summer cedar
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It's toll free.

errant raven
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Still too long for that

empty dune
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There's actually a hotline that people can use when random people ask for their phone numbers on the street or at a bar or whatever. It plays prerecorded messages

summer cedar
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Outpost: Infinity Siege devs seem to be slowly fixing the clusterf*@#! of a game they released without an early-access tag.

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A bunch of people I know were SO EAGER for that game. Then it released. 😄

errant raven
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I dont have a phone that calls

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Tired of scammers calling about needing to pay my Bills or my car will be impounded

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I dont even have my license, let alone a car.

summer cedar
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Tell them to come impound your car.

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Beat them up, take their cash.

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Buy a car.

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W T F?!!!!!! Immortals of Avernum released on Game Pass?!!!!

errant raven
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Why would I beat them up when 2nd amendment exists AND we have stand your ground laws

empty dune
summer cedar
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I don't care. I wanted to try it out but wasn't willing to shell the cash out.

empty dune
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Got fucked by baldurs gate 3

summer cedar
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Of course, I already watched it on Theradbrad's channel.

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Love that guy. 🙂

empty dune
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It sold so badly the studio laid off half their workforce

errant raven
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Their marketing team shouldve planned release better

empty dune
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Yeah, it was a bad idea going up against baldurs gate 3

summer cedar
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Ah, it's on EA Play. I see.

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I was wondering why the Install option was taking long.

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It was loading EA.

empty dune
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I think Diablo 4 launched a month after too

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So it got sandwiched by two games it did not have the firepower to fight

summer cedar
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It also has/had problems on lower-end rigs, giving low FPS.

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Which is a bit of a problem, since a lot of rigs are low/mid-end.

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I don't know if they solved it eventually or went out of business first.

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As long as there's FSR, I don't care. 😄

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Downloading at 23 MB/s.

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I am pleasantly surprised by the release, though. I didn't expect it to come out of EA Pro for a while. Shows how much I know. 😄

errant raven
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Once people found out hoe god awful it was

empty dune
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By the time people found that out, it was too late for that studio

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I followed that story closely , it was pretty sad

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And the worst part was, it was actually a good game

summer cedar
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Yeah, I watched the whole series on YT. It was good.

empty dune
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It just had the misfortune of being sandwiched between two GOTY competitors

summer cedar
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Huh. D4 Season 4 seems to be getting good reviews though.

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They have made a lot of changes, it seems.

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I THINK I started playing in Season 4 and I was fine with it, actually.

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Speaking of which, I should get back to it and finish the campaign.

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Yeah, even the Steam reviews have got better with season 4. Of course, I never played S1 to S3, so I am probably not averse to the game.

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I can't believe it took players this long to find this jumping technique/bug in Starfield.

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I didn't use it to water glide, but I have been glide-jumping ever since I started playing the game when it was released. 😄

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Manor Lords sold 2 million copies.

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I wish they'd release the next patch quickly. The fixes are quite important to building even bigger towns.

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At least Sony's refunding Ghost of Tsushima purchases in non-PSN regions.

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I think they removed some of the Steam reviews complaining about the PSN thing though. Forbes says the game was flooded with negative reviews, but I just checked right now. The recent reviews are all fairly positive. I suspect moderator shenanigans.

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15 mins left till I can play Immortals of Aveum. 33 GB done.

errant raven
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By dirt

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6 feet deep

proud jay
summer cedar
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The story is quite nice, actually.

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The VFX is pretty good, too.

proud jay
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you guys ever heard of the band Polyphia

summer cedar
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I think I'll skip walking, today. I think it's about to pour outside.

proud jay
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sounds quite nice

summer cedar
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I like their Playing God instrumental.

proud jay
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noise cancelling is so nice

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guy sitting next to me in a call

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don't hear shit

errant raven
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I just found out that doom guys real name is ripandtearington iii

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And hes canonically married to Isabelle from animal crossing

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What the fuck is going on

summer cedar
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Immortals of Avenum installed.

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But first, chocolate spread sandwiches!

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🍫

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🥪

pale scarab
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cant believe the name is loot reborn....

summer cedar
pale scarab
summer cedar
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It's a bit corny, yeah, but they did change the loot structure quite a bit it seems.

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I didn't read the patch notes, but it's 10,000 lines long or something.

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😓

pale scarab
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they listen to fans feedback 😮

summer cedar
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Yep.

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I don't know if they actually listened to feedback as fans wanted, but whatever they did is being received quite positively.

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Last couple of days, the positive reviews and articles have gone way up.

pale scarab
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blizzard comeback 😍

fathom wadi
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it's easy to improve on turd to be fair.

summer cedar
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This is what greets the avid games' news reader.

pale scarab
pale scarab
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BLIZZARD 😮

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they really do listen to fans actually

summer cedar
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Wait until they screw up Season 5. 😄

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I was going to play Immortals of Avenum, but then I ate chocolate spread sandwiches and mixture snacks, and am reading page number 7,127.

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must.... play..... game......

summer cedar
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Immortals of Aveum
Game: Your GTX 970M is four times less than what is needed to run the game.
Me: Okay.
Game: AMD FSR 3 works. All settings are set to High. You get 45+ FPS gameplay.
Me: So, as usual, eh?
Game: Yep. Cheers. 👍

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Coming soon to a brain chip near you.

split crag
unreal ether
#

except for all that science that goes into it

summer cedar
#

That's.... a long way down.

#

But, that's why we have double jumps.

split crag
#

Makes me want to jump off something and enable ragdoll physics then bonk off stuff on the way down.

summer cedar
#

Some tourists came by in a space ship.

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This is fine.

#

🔥

#

It's slightly noisy in the particle-heavy areas, yes. I have set it to Ultra-Performance, since there's very slight chugging on Performance with High settings.

#

That being said, people complained that this game had poor optimisation to begin with. They seem to have tweaked stuff later, but not by that much.

#

I thank you for your reward.

#

Have you become successful dev to afford very drift-y car?

proud jay
#

a 1.0 liter tank is not that big

summer cedar
#

That's not a proper rich dude's drift-y car.

#

Become successful dev quickly.

#

Buy Toyota Flying Drifter car.

summer cedar
#

The gates to... Gondor?

broken sigil
broken sigil
cursive crypt
mossy nexus
broken sigil
broken sigil
summer cedar
#

I took the screenie at the wrong moment.

#

But, that was one heck of a dragon fight.

#

Of course, they call it a 'howler'. Bloody dragon.

soft night
#

blue man presents blue bugs life this is sparta

broken sigil
deep copper
#

i always worry that i will accidentally crush an insect when walking

cursive crypt
#

Don't walk. Fly.

proud jay
#

suitable for becoming suididal?

broken sigil
#

100% totally not a scam, for sure ||really, it's not a scam||

summer cedar
#

They will meet the Iron Wall.

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They will perish.

#

broken sigil
#

Took a few attempts to post it lol

#

yeah

#

lol

queen isle
#

How are you guys procrastinating today?

summer cedar
#

I also read more than a 100 pages of the novel today.

#

Did everything EXCEPT project work, basically. 😄

celest musk
#

they want payment informations, not?

#

so they bet on you forgetting to cancel

errant raven
#

You guys are paying $10 to get more customization features no one realistically cares about?

queen isle
summer cedar
# queen isle Wow you write? Is it hard?

Right now, I am reading a 17,000 page book, written by someone else. 🙂
I do write, yes. I have written three books (sci-fi, fantasy) and won a small prize for one of them.

errant raven
#

Where'd you get free from?

queen isle
#

I buy discord nitro so I can gain street cred from internet people

queen isle
errant raven
errant raven
#

Which bug

#

I think they stopped caring about bugs considering they shutdown the bug hunters server

broken sigil
#

ironically youtube links with timestamps sometimes do that too lol

errant raven
#

And cant decide on the mobile UI

broken sigil
#

If it was written in a memory safe language like Rust this would never have been a problem, just like the white house predicted
Oh wait....

errant raven
#

Its 2024

#

Why is shit still buffering

broken sigil
#

top 8

tulip orbit
#

pfft. rookie. I could do better with my hands tied behind my back! ||...and cheats||

outer hawk
#

New Branch Education release

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dont forget to subscribe 👍

#

best youtube channel on the web

median wraith
#

so what's the difference between gpu lightmass and thr Luos version? at this point

tulip orbit
#

luos has a version of lightmouse?

errant raven
#

@broken sigil WHY. GOD DAMN IT. WHY.

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MAKE THEM FUCKING STOP

#

Tried to take them to the pound but the god damn thing is full

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Nobody wants them

#

I dont want them

tulip orbit
#

try taking them to the kilogram

median wraith
#

wtf

brittle holly
#

Eh, I rmbr a time when optimization was not a thing for AAA games. You were forced to upgrade every 2 years or so if you wanted to be able to even run the latest game

balmy yoke
#

when was that? yesterday?

celest musk
#

around the time the crysis meme evolved

empty dune
#

Get that cat sterilised fucking hell

errant raven
#

Ialreadyfuckingtoldyouitstooexpensivetoget5+catsfixed

empty dune
#

Look at it this way, fix 5 cats now or 25 cats 2 months from now

errant raven
#

Cheaper to send them to someone who wants them, and let them get them fixed theirselves

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Just gotta find people 😄

empty dune
#

As an alternative, make purritos out of them

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5g of protein

empty dune
#

Give those

errant raven
#

Cat birth control?

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Cat abortions?

empty dune
#

Birth control pills

errant raven
#

Didnt take any

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Just 1

#

And 1 turned to 5, which went back to 1, which went to 7, which went to 4, which went to 10, which went to 4, which is now at 5 .

errant raven
#

Itd be fine, if theyd just leave my fucking plants alone

#

Give them a good love tap up top the knoggin and they stop for a little while

marsh vector
#

Are you planning a Zurg Rush?

errant raven
#

Nope

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@empty dune my brother said the kitten looks like the one that got ran over a few months ago

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Idk why, but all I could say was "took a while for it to respawn"

empty dune
#

How do i delete someone else's comment?

errant raven
#

Ohhhh stahppp

pale scarab
#

wow u guys

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i've look at unity 6 😍 they really are improving greatly

#

their graphics looks just like unreal!

empty dune
#

Their subscription fees are unreal too

brittle holly
#

Did they improve their morality ?

pale scarab
pale scarab
empty dune
#

they removed their seat system?

summer cedar
#

It's united in its freedom.

#

It's divided in its pricing.

#

Also...

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Good morning! 🌞

errant raven
#

@timber viper I'm disappointed you never reccomended ladies vs butlers

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Or gleipnir

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Dick move my friend, dick move.

#

Oh. Oh god. Nvm.

brittle holly
errant raven
#

This chick is just as psychotic as esdeath 💀

errant raven
#

This anime is fucking wild

empty dune
#

@unreal ether shader meth finally worked

errant raven
#

Why are you giving your shaders meth

#

that's not how you make them faster

empty dune
#

@regal pecan thanks for your solution, if not for you id still be banging my head

empty dune
errant raven
#

That's what all the junkies say

empty dune
#

but its a start

errant raven
#

Maybe its rounding up

#

Just ask it nicely to not do that

empty dune
#

no its something to do with how the deprojection works, i think it takes the character's orientation, not the controller's orientation

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anyway my brain is too fried for now

errant raven
#

This is the cutest fucking kitten I've had so far

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It's 2 weeks old and the same size as the newborn kittens my other cat had

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Its immaculately healthy too

empty dune
#

yep, its definitely something to do with the character's head

errant raven
#

Just move the controller inside the characters head

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What's a controller

#

Jk

empty dune
errant raven
#

Seems normal

empty dune
#

doesnt explain the offset

errant raven
#

There is no offset in ba sing se

empty dune
#

there is only onset

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onset of WAR

errant raven
#

Have you tried not making 3D games

#

2D seems like more fun and less complex

empty dune
#

2D is harder in quite a few respects

errant raven
#

How so

empty dune
#

i tried 2D first when i started, unreal is really the wrong engine for 2D

#

unity is the clear choice by more than a mile

errant raven
#

Yeah godot is pretty good for 2D

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Unity?

#

Divided is better

empty dune
# errant raven How so

its much more limiting for one. the maths become a little easier in some parts but honestly your freedom shrinks as well. imo its just as hard as 3D, maybe even more for certain genres

errant raven
#

The maths is easier, which is amazing

hollow dawn
#

UE had a 2D system with templates at some point in v4 but thy ditched it. Can probably still be replicated but its more a 3D game thats limited to 2D view points and 2d assets.

UEs main prob is the size imo, unity project can be 30mb or so, UE comes at 300+ minimum. Many 2D games however are small in size to fit on mobile etc, dont need most of UEs basic setup.

proud jay
#

is that from the mask?

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or is it the iron mask

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with the musketeers

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the man in the iron mask

#

that's what I was thinking of

soft night
#

from movie what have jackie chan and big arnold

summer cedar
#

You CAN reduce that a bit further, but only if you know the innards of the engine and what files can be safely trimmed FURTHER.

#

7,700 pages done.

#

9,900+ pages to go.

#

The Tokyo Stylized Environment looks good in the marketplace - free for the month.

summer cedar
#

Elf gone mad!

#

Death Must Die

tulip orbit
#

well, I think thats enough stardew for a bit. Got my spring crops planted now. time for some gamedev.

summer cedar
summer cedar
#

🥓

hollow dawn
#

im still working on my veggie tent XD turns out i bought a size too large and now gotta remodel my place lol... fuuuuuuck... looks like a wasteland atm... i just wanted a simple tomato or somin -.-

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and im still doubtful it will really be an improvement over the windowboard

#

its all the fault of videotgames, they make you think gardening is fun, rewarding, enjoyable and carefree... in reality you gotta watch clarksons farm to get even just a grasp of the hardships of raising a plantbased lifeform

errant raven
#

Why are humans so fucking stupid

hollow dawn
#

measuri9ng stuff is tideous, i want instant rewards

errant raven
#

@empty dune I hope you wear a seat belt while you play forza horizon 5. I'd hate for you to crash in game and die irl from it

#

"Whether it's real life or in game life, wearing a seat belt is important" - 2024 seatbelt ad

hollow dawn
#

i dont even wear pants while gaming

errant raven
#

Fuck you buddy, now I'm gonna get an ad about why its unsafe to play games without pants

hollow dawn
#

lies, no proof

#

never did i pinch any loose skin in my mechanical keyboard

errant raven
#

Racing chairs and shit dont even come with seatbelts? Tf are they talking about

hollow dawn
#

imagine buying an F16 chair and joystick set and not even getting an ejection seat XD ...commoners

errant raven
#

They seriously bringing that dumpster fire ad back

hollow dawn
#

hu O.o

#

i prefer the japanese safety ads tbh lol

errant raven
#

I prefer ads that are actually useful

hollow dawn
#

i mean, i couldnt even imagine to drive without seatbelt irl, id just get flung out the next roadbend lol

#

but ingame wut

#

if dude falls of chair while gaming, dude has other problems than a seatbelt, stop gaming if you fall off your chair

#

beds were iunvented before seatbelts for a reason

fleet tangle
#

And so it begins.

cursive crypt
#

What is this? ¯_(ツ)_/¯

proud jay
#

a picture

#

obviously twilight imperium

#

according to google

median wraith
proud jay
median wraith
#

isn't this geminis?

#

isn't a fish?

fleet tangle
#

Yup

tulip orbit
#

if thats a board game game, wheres the cheetos?

#

and the mountain dew?

fleet tangle
#

The table isn't big enough!

#

There are 3 beers and 2 cokes, though.

tulip orbit
#

what are the other players going to drink?

proud jay
#

and do you share the 2 lines of coke?

fleet tangle
tulip orbit
summer cedar
#

Be aggressive! Smash your cards down on the table as you make your moves!

#

Show them your gaming intensity!

tulip orbit
#

take off your pants to prove your authority!

summer cedar
#

keep the socks though.

tulip orbit
#

oh yeah, you gotta keep the socks on or you'll look like a fool

median wraith
#

is there any retro games colection or so ? in steam or something

queen isle
#

best i can do are retrogame inspired indie games

median wraith
#

you can always get COD Cold War to play all the retros right lol

mild gust
#

There's a part 1 and part 2

#

Part 2 has, (Titles included: Galaga, Battle City, Pac-Land, Dig Dug II, Super Xevious, Mappy-Land, Legacy of the Wizard, Rolling Thunder, Dragon Buster II, Mendel Palace, and Gaplus)

#

Oh you meant just cod not retro games in general lel.

median wraith
#

interesting, zanks

unborn lotus
#

Just do a bigger patio than them

tulip orbit
#

fancier too, with RGB lighting and other bells and whistles

brittle holly
empty dune
brittle holly
#

Shouldn’t have banned the pope ig

#

Also they probably need to adjust the order difficulty to match the dwindling player base

empty dune
brittle holly
#

It’s normal, as the game gets older

empty dune
#

every time i login, i see 100k minimum

#

thats pretty healthy

brittle holly
#

It is, but the major orders need to be adjusted. I think Joel popped his pants when that kill 2B terminids one was done in like 8h

#

So now he’s overcompensating

tulip orbit
#

man I hate trying to design a UI 😦

#

well they can shove it up their.... cough naw I need a UI of some sort for health and whatnot, plus I'm looking at the character screen that'll show stats and whatnot

#

it'd probably help if I knew everything that was going to be needed on there

unreal ether
#

just have a tick box for "dead" and "not dead"

tulip orbit
#

wierd. my health progress bar wont show the color in game now, just white on white. Looks right in the UMG designer

summer cedar
#

Did you put the wrong material on it?
Is your game designed to be published in black and white?

#

Did you activate the bonus health option?

#

Was this followed by the super armour buff?

#

Is your character too close to a sun that the blinding light makes the HP bar white?

celest musk
#

are you working for EA and did you forgot to put the Color DLC into your project?

tulip orbit
#

I dont work for EA, I stil have some self respect left

#

probably just a wierd UMG UE bug.... it did a few other wierd things. I may have to delete and make a new one

celest musk
#

use widget reflector and debug it?

carmine frigate
#

i made 1 UI many years ago for a gamejam, its the only1 i ever used

#

never failed me

#

its ugly af

tulip orbit
carmine frigate
#

you turn it on and hover over the Ui

#

its actually really cool

#

i mostly just use it to rip editor code

tulip orbit
#

it seems to be selecting the editor UI but not my game UI

#

watching a benui tutorial

celest musk
#

you pretty much take a snapshot

#

that saves the current state of all UI stuff

#

then you can walk through the tree and search for your healthbar thing and look at it's properties etc

#

or use the dropper picker tool (not sure if this works on windows better than on linux)

summer cedar
celest musk
#

but for me it also picks anything but the thing i want

summer cedar
#

This might not help.

#

But you can practise reading.

carmine frigate
#

you could also just grab the lyra UI

celest musk
#

you are suggesting to dive into Lyra to figure out where he screwed up?

carmine frigate
#

or just change the start value, set it at 50%

tulip orbit
#

ok, so it is set to white ingame, but I dont know why or where

summer cedar
#

But, I am blindly bolstering Ben's advice here.

#

😎

carmine frigate
#

i think the values are messed up

tulip orbit
#

oh, I might know why.... I have animations on the bar... they might be setting the color...

#

yes.

carmine frigate
#

yea spam prints

tulip orbit
#

is my little animation for making it blink

summer cedar
#

So I was right.

celest musk
#

no u

summer cedar
#

You buffed your HP bar illegally.

#

It's your fault!

#

timber viper
#

In HD2 bugs are objectively harder than automotons

#

period

tulip orbit
#

comma

summer cedar
summer cedar
carmine frigate
#

you need to set a value somewhere , if its default u can barely see the 1%

celest musk
#

apparently the level instances do weird shit even after renaming ALL variables which i moved to C++ -_-

tulip orbit
#

BP doesnt handle naming conflicts very well.

summer cedar
#

My n00b self vaguely understands what all this means.

mild gust
#

That hurts the eyes

summer cedar
#

Ben, I suggest the Dieter method. Rewrite your code from scratch.

celest musk
#

i really thought about it

tulip orbit
#

game dev hardmode: every time you make a mistake, you have to start over

celest musk
#

but i feel like it's some kind of escape strategy

#

i rather like to fix it

mild gust
#

Strip parts away and find what works 😮

summer cedar
#

I'll channel an inner-Ponkkis.

#

Spam print string.

celest musk
#

i'm reparenting a duplicate now, then going to replace the original with the duplicate 😄

proud jay
#

Powerwasher go brrr

summer cedar
#

This isn't related, but when I was working with widgets in UMG, I did feel that UE doesn't like re-ordering and changing nested stuff much (that's kinda like re-parenting?).

celest musk
#

ok that raises the same error -_-

carmine frigate
summer cedar
#

allocation post-embracement of AI.

carmine frigate
#

it destroyes everything

celest musk
summer cedar
#

Not that I can be of much help, but it might make for some good jokes.

proud jay
celest musk
carmine frigate
summer cedar
#

So, does touching grass solve the problem?

#

In that case, Blue Man can be very useful.

celest musk
#

i haven't touched grass in a while

#

so idk

carmine frigate
#

i could disperse a 1000 ppl angy mob in minutes

celest musk
#

i touched tomato plants today tho

proud jay
#

I mowed the lawn again today

carmine frigate
#

they would get out of my way real fast

proud jay
#

does that count

summer cedar
#

tomatoes are evil.

#

they definitely caused the error.

carmine frigate
#

yea ive done that

proud jay
#

normal power washer does too tbh

#

I did it on some weeds

#

friggin destroyed

carmine frigate
#

yea it plows the ground tho

proud jay
#

who cares

#

weeds must die

#

at all cost

carmine frigate
#

true

celest musk
#

i'll just fix up all dependencies cough

proud jay
#

cursed

summer cedar
#

Is it a henpecked component?

timber viper
#

@proud jay hows your seniority goin'

#

still dealing with jrs?

proud jay
#

of course

celest musk
#

well, that's how dependencies work with things like this -_-

proud jay
#

although I'm the only backend dev in my team not on holiday in the coming weeks

#

so that's nice

celest musk
#

some aren't direct dependencies but because some actor with the component is placed in a level for example

timber viper
#

i still dont know what actually you're developing there

proud jay
#

software

timber viper
#

you rather look like pipeline engineer

proud jay
#

duh

#

nah, working mainly on our authorization service atm

timber viper
#

what its authorizing tho

summer cedar
#

grand heists

proud jay
#

it's like determining which users can perform what actions and see what data and crap like that

summer cedar
#

so, secret surveillance software.

timber viper
#

how would you rate its difficulty from 0 to 10

proud jay
#

not crazy tbh

#

like 7.5 maybe

#

but I also work on configuration service at times

#

which is loads more complex

timber viper
#

is it more difficult than engine development

proud jay
#

I don't think so

#

it's hard for me to call things more or less difficult than something else, cause everything is possible, so it's just a question of having time and doing it

timber viper
#

my "difficulty" understanding is required amount of experiecne and knowledge to get started

proud jay
#

I find that hard to judge once I'm in it

timber viper
#

graphics engineerign is arguably most difficult thing in gamedev but a lot of people do it casually everyday

proud jay
#

I liked graphics programming

#

was my favorite thing about game dev

timber viper
#

it'd take me a solid 6 months to just get beyond entry point for graphics programming, i think

#

lack of maths skill would kill me

proud jay
#

depends what you call entry

timber viper
#

being able to program a 3d scene with lights and AO

proud jay
#

it's not that hard tbh if you use a normal graphics library like DX11

celest musk
timber viper
#

than regular gamedev things

proud jay
#

true

timber viper
#

nothing is hard once u get beyond learning curve

summer cedar
celest musk
#

just because we had the topic 2mins ago...

proud jay
#

we had this course in college where we had to make our own engine more or less

#

good times

#

and then we had to do cloth implementation as a subpart of finals, and I made it and everyone just copy pasted from me lol

#

and I almost got scamazed, cause since I made it I was the only one with still debug stuff enabled and lower logging levels

#

and then the teacher saw a bunch of warnings and he was like what dat

#

luckily I could explain

#

I miss college sometimes

#

learning new things every day is so nice

carmine frigate
#

ahh, i had some big math problem on a test once... could get like 25 point total for the problem and full test was 100 points

#

and the question was like how many days would it take for this to happen

proud jay
#

ah

#

like a snail climbing out of a well type shit

carmine frigate
#

and i wrote the answer 16

median wraith
celest musk
#

it's not a game

#

it's the source of my headaches

proud jay
#

I remeber we had this math exam, and the question specifically stated that you didn't have to write down the working out, then we had to go to the back to get it checked, and the teacher was like, this is correct, but can you write down how you worked it out. Bitch please I was mad

#

I had 20/20 on that exam though

carmine frigate
#

it was the correct answer... but i didnt give the calculation so i got only 5 points... but i was the only person in my class that has the right answer and some other ppl got 20

proud jay
#

F

celest musk
#

that pressure washer thing was more of a sidekick to get distracted xD

#

wanted to play around with render targets etc.

carmine frigate
#

yea and i went to him with the rulebook... it said if the question is in words only and doesnt state give the calculation you dont need too

celest musk
#

to draw puddles, remove dirt decals, etc.

proud jay
#

did you get your points?

carmine frigate
#

no 😦

proud jay
#

rip

carmine frigate
#

but it was one of the final tests and i knew i would graduate anyways

proud jay
#

I had this chemistry test once, and we had to write a formula of an example of a certain kind of substance

#

and I did it right

#

but didn't get points

carmine frigate
#

so i really didnt go over his head

proud jay
#

and I went to the teacher and asked

#

and she was like, yeah that's right, but we haven't learned that yet

#

I flipped out at her and still got the points

#

she hated me though

celest musk
#

how did you figure it?

proud jay
#

figure what?

#

I'm not brittish enough to know what you mean by that

celest musk
#

the solution that you haven't learned before (from her)

proud jay
#

just because I knew lol

celest musk
#

huh

proud jay
#

I don't remember where I heard it

carmine frigate
#

still think it was pretty messed up... I was just smarter than the rest and didnt think the calculation was interesting enough too write down

celest musk
#

you just happened to know a substance formula? xD

proud jay
#

yeah

#

I think I saw it somewhere

#

it was C6H12O6

#

which is glucose

#

but don't ask me why I knew or still know

#

cause I have no clue

#

this was a long time ago

carmine frigate
#

photosynthesis calc

#

im hella smart yo

#

its prolly biology test not chemistry

proud jay
#

it was chemistry

celest musk
#

could be both

#

in biology you usually don't mess with formulas

proud jay
#

I don't think we used formulas in biology?

celest musk
#

unless it's more advanced classes

proud jay
#

this was in high school mind you

#

not that advanced

celest musk
#

yea i guess the formula stuff happens when you specialize

#

like college or whatever that is in the states

carmine frigate
#

the calc looks pretty dumb

#

it has an arrow with: bladgroenkorrels above it

celest musk
#

i'm so fricking tired of loading and saving levels...

proud jay
#

what calc?

celest musk
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this better solves the issue -_-

carmine frigate
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photosynthesis

celest musk
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every fricking level with a door has a reference on that stupid component

carmine frigate
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co2 + H2O ---> c6h12o6

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gunna need at least 6 h2o molucules

tulip orbit
celest musk
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but not on the levels they are in

proud jay
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guitar go hard

deep copper
proud jay
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no, it's affectionate user

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even more annoying

celest musk
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no, glinn wouldn't make me a sandwich

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AU would

tulip orbit
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random ping and quote!

tulip orbit
carmine frigate
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ABuser123 used to be my username

deep copper
tulip orbit
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5min ago is still "recent"

deep copper
deep copper
tulip orbit
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you know what you did.

deep copper
tulip orbit
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the worst of crimes!

proud jay
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who you talking to

deep copper
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is glinn owl

tulip orbit
deep copper
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...
well
hi is a good convo starter

tulip orbit
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so is handing a person some freshly cooked bacon

celest musk