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timber viper
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Science, progress, happiness etc are all for weak

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Kill everyone in the universe

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I wish I could kill my teammates too

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I am waiting for my steam deck, at this months 25 i will get it

zinc wagon
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TBF it worked for them for previous cycles. Maybe they panicked when they figured Shepard was actually a threat. Something the game repeats multiple times

timber viper
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Can we kill the woman we met after we deploy

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I am annoyed by her a bit

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Williams i guess, her surname

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Ye

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I dont care if she is a romance option

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She is annoying af

zinc wagon
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||Btw my point is the reapers making the destroy option red was a desperate final attempt to save themselves. Which makes sense story wise||

zinc wagon
timber viper
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in baldurs gate 3 you can literally just attack your friends

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i wanna do the same

zinc wagon
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I mean come on it's really cool tho. It's so smart and it's obviously intentional considering the two other option that lets the reaper stay alive are in blue

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Ok I'll run with you on that point. If that's the case why are you so annoyed about the paragon option being coloured red?

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But it makes sense story wise!

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And that to me makes the story even better

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Colour of explosion? I thought you meant the different options being in different tints. Like the beam and the synthesis chamber being blue while the explosive canister or whatever it is being in a orange/brown tint

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Like just after you finish talking with the catalyst

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Oh. I honestly never noticed that. I think it isn't a thing in me3LE

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But yeah the choices being presented (before you choose) and coloured in blue for for the beam and chamber choices while red-ish for the destroy option is pretty cool imo

errant raven
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I pulled off a pro speedrun strat in kh3 on accident.

zinc wagon
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Yeah I understand now. But honestly I think I'm done with ME. I don't tend to replay games especially with a painfully slow sprinting speed πŸ˜…

errant raven
zinc wagon
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How did you manage to not just off yourself! So many times I nearly just uninstalled the game just because of the sprinting

zinc wagon
errant raven
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Understandable

visual solar
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yo hows everyone day going

errant raven
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Somehow my strength in kh3 is already at 96. At level 29. Its supposed to be 63 by level 99 (max). I am very confused on how it's so high

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Baldur's gate has things that are better than sprinting

visual solar
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i never liked Baldur's Gate due to its turn based and i never liked turn based but the story seems very good

zinc wagon
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Maybe it's my genZ brain but I can't imagine anyone genuinely enjoy those uneventful walks. At least if they had something happening in the background like interesting chatter but most times it's either blank silence or same repeated two lines of dialogue.

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At least it got better in the sequels, especially in ME3

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True. But that hoverboard section in the big forest in ME2? Please gimme more

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They probably made the best driving mechanic in the best environment and they only did it once

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I don't think you can even drive in ME3 at all! Such a missed opportunity

slim atlas
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tali is a good choice

zinc wagon
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Tali

slim atlas
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||but she gets with garrus||

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and thats why she doesnt really love shepard

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so its liara

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the only one who actually really loves shepard.

zinc wagon
slim atlas
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she is still a child.

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ok

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XD

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and she is a scientist

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and her fucking mum died

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in front of her

zinc wagon
slim atlas
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on your playthrough

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on my she was a S**slave

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before she was turned commander

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i mean

zinc wagon
slim atlas
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the entire 500 batalian took rounds

zinc wagon
slim atlas
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it was barely legal

zinc wagon
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So what ending did you get?

slim atlas
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i just broke like 20 rules

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but its ok.

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i am going to bed

river sable
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valve nintendo took down portal64

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F

timber viper
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I wanna do this too

deep glen
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thats kinda cool!

soft night
empty dune
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Its the worst ending 😭😭

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Eyyy, nice, you succeeded

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Don't listen to Laura, red ending is best. Green is absolutely worst one

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But he chose red, so all geth and synthetics died. Including edi

empty dune
empty dune
empty dune
unborn lotus
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every fornite child's parents

errant raven
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You're welcome

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I contributed a whole $200

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Huge, astonishing, the biggest. I know

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In kh3 there's mistake squareenix left in, in the toy story world. It tells you to jump through a window to the wrong section of the store, to get to another part.

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Supposed to junk through a window in the adjacent store with a window.

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Not sure if intentional or just forgot to remove it

modern path
celest musk
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ffs EPIC!

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we can't post better solutions to resolved topics on the official forums?

queen isle
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Nacon exec says industry's problem is "too many games"

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I'm helping by never finishing my games!

fleet tangle
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I'm so disappointed that he didn't point at the "find out" word on the board when he said it.

summer cedar
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We are so digitally advanced, even the cows have learnt banking. πŸ˜„

brittle holly
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Banking is now a sacred activity

slim atlas
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i didnt laugh

fleet tangle
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Is that a hat or part of her head?

soft night
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daekesh torguta thing

fleet tangle
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?!

proud jay
proud jay
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it's a tiara

fleet tangle
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I see what you did there.

soft night
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Wookieepedia

There aren't so many Togruta at large in the galaxy that I fit into a crowd. It would be different if I were a Twi'lek, and it would be very different if I were a human, but I'm neither.Ahsoka...

empty dune
timber viper
timber viper
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murder time

empty dune
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There's almost no one in mass effect that you cannot execute order 66 on

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@timber viper ||you can even have shepard die. And no im not talking about Lazarus||

timber viper
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i will read it after i finish me1

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scared to click rn

empty dune
soft night
queen isle
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theres a few devices like these out

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nreal i believe it's called

unborn lotus
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unreal??

proud jay
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they should make an engine for that

stone maple
deep glen
summer cedar
deep glen
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most engines have that sample as a base texture, and the way that noise works generally works fine enough.

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we pan it, rotate it, use it for fading, and what not

proud jay
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so, are you back to being gainfully employed yet?

deep glen
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nah, decided to take a chillpill for two months

proud jay
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very chill

deep glen
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doing some ue-deving, some music stuffs, and getting back in shape

proud jay
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getting shape is easy depending on what shape you go for

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aiming for a sphere seems doable

summer cedar
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with little effort to boot.

deep glen
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I'd like to unsphere XD

empty dune
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Speaking of boot, my laptop isn't doing that

Fml

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Apparently winload.efi decided to jump off of a cliff

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Fixing this really feels more like tech prayers than tech commands

zinc matrix
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is cryengine bad? prey's textures are so pixelated and blurred

summer cedar
proud jay
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see: but can it run Crysis? meme

mossy nexus
cursive crypt
errant raven
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Can you bend it

tulip orbit
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Wind chill minus 38 this evening and minus 44 overnight. Frostbite in minutes.

fleet tangle
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Sounds like you need to move to a civilised country!

tulip orbit
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naw, a warmer one would be fine

unborn lotus
proud jay
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man, we're moving offices next week, and I'm in a 6 mail mail-chain about toilet paper lol

soft night
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-10C and other had -11C

median wraith
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where is the free game on Epic now ?

stone maple
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i think i found the problem.

errant raven
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Isnt a complete semi circle just a circle

summer cedar
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Game devving: From Estonia to Eswatini. That's a significant segue. πŸ˜„

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Knowledge addition while devving: Huh, Swaziland became Eswatini in 2018.

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Well, I added a player named Moses.
I think I'll give him the special ability: 11th Commandment - force the other side to surrender a round after three-to-five critical hits.

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@brittle holly It's the tidbits I am learning while adding content to my players' DB.

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I think I'll code them in as a romantic pair transcending age barriers.

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Right'o! Off to Fiji. Pretty! ❀️

broken sigil
cursive crypt
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Gosh...

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These guys have no patience to pick up fruits.

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The fandom will be pleased.

timber viper
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https://youtu.be/NY__VTIUsiU?si=9gPn3RMhUQtpPq8t
@empty dune appeared in my watchlist randomly

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β–Ά Play video
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and since you're a fan thought I should share πŸ˜‡

brittle holly
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Holy f, EA servers can’t even handle a 1Gb download update without constant drops to a speed of a few bytes per second, like what year is this

summer cedar
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Sounds legit. It's 'quality' service.

brittle holly
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It’s ok, download is done, now just stuck at applying this tiny patch

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I guess I shouldn’t be surprised, it’s EA

summer cedar
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Depending on the game, it might be unpacking ALL of the game's assets to apply said update.
I know Mechwarrior 5 does this to this day. Takes ages, even if the actual update is 10kb.

lyric pilot
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hello

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i need help regarding some decisions for my game's "inner world" map

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basically, my game revolves around dissociative identity disorder and aims to be an immersive experience about living with it (i actually suffer from it myself)

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and while making the map for the inner world ( basically: a fictionnal place within the mind of someone who has DID) i tried many different layouts but nothing really made me feel great about it

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yup, that's where i got my portals idea from

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i remade their portal system if you want to see that

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thing is, i want this map to be kind of a hub et spoke type of layout with portals leading to different island

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but i just cant decide what layout would work for this

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can i post the link to my portal system's test video?

summer cedar
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Sure.

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If you could also tell us what kind of a portal system you imagine would make you feel the most comfortable, that'd be great too, in whatever words you can express it.

summer cedar
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Ah, I see.

lyric pilot
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i changed it a bit but its still the same thing

brittle holly
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Half an hour of my life gone for a 1.2Gb patch to crawl through download, applying the patch and reverifying the entire game for some reason lol

summer cedar
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@lyric pilot -- hub et spoke type of layout with portals leading to different island --
With reference to this, with a hub spoke-type in mind, I'd like you to take a look at the Atlas Map device in Path of Exile. Perhaps, you might like that design.

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You could adapt that and see if it fits your vision.

lyric pilot
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hold on i'll show you some test drawings i did

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if i can find the bloody papers

summer cedar
lyric pilot
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this one shaped like a right brain had some potential but i didn't like it

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black dots are trees

brittle holly
summer cedar
lyric pilot
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this is the second one i had, messier but better imo

summer cedar
summer cedar
brittle holly
summer cedar
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May the farce be with you, Jedi Master.

brittle holly
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I had to work around not having it do first time setup on each launch, managed to fix that

lyric pilot
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the central island is a small forest/ natural park ,
it has:
a motorhome, home to a character
a place for the player to build their home
portal to an island with a victorian manor and a dark forest that's home to two characters
portal to a church island with a graveyard in it
portal to an entertainement or memory island ( i don't know which one to choose)

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a tower

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and a house that a portal to an island with all the EP's home (emotional parts)

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and a small pond/waterfall used as a relaxation area

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the common hall is located inside the tower

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that's pretty much what i have in mind but there are also some stuff like a statue and stuff

summer cedar
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Does the island HAVE to be shaped as a particular component of the human brain?

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Or any brain?

lyric pilot
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not really, the brain shape was more of test and a symbolic thing

summer cedar
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Have you checked out a game called Drake's Hollow?

lyric pilot
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lemme check

summer cedar
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It has a similar vibe to the map you are describing.

summer cedar
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The central 'core' is that crystal, where the player builds structures and houses the turnip citizens.

lyric pilot
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this kinda has the mood of the manor island

summer cedar
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From that point, you defend the base from 'monsters' and journey to separate islands and stuff.

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You could check YouTube gameplay videos and inspect the world map and how it's laid out.
Maybe something like that will work for your game. πŸ˜„

lyric pilot
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it could

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thanks for the advices

summer cedar
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Based on the video you already shared, I think you could make the transition from the central core to the various islands seamless, without a door frame, but with a sort of mental image shift.

lyric pilot
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i have to admit, since i started making 3d characters and working on my game, i gradullay stopped playing other games

summer cedar
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It happens. Make sure you don't burn out on the work, though.
We tend to get really addicted to our projects, especially initial ones, and work ourselves to the bone.

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Take breaks, do other stuff, remember to play other games occasionally. πŸ˜„

summer cedar
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Off the top of my head, I can think of Titanfall for its time-based transitions.

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Titanfall 2 I believe, specifically.

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The player had a phase device that allowed him to transition to different times in the same location.

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Those transition sequences might help you out with your own.
There are other games that do similar things and I have another one on the tip of my tongue, but can't quite place my finger on it.

lyric pilot
summer cedar
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Nice. I think you've got something interesting going there.

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Try slapping down some environment assets and you might be able to nail down a final vision of the portals faster.

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1,000 cells of my DB finished.
2,300 to go.
I am at Finland now. πŸ˜„

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Based on something I read here earlier, I wonder if one of the Finnish players should be named Mosquito. πŸ€”

summer cedar
cursive crypt
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Discord -17% staff. They fired them just on time after the latest UI upgrades. Job done, investors happy.

broken sigil
errant raven
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Bite my splintery wooden ass

queen isle
soft night
open fog
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fuck sake trying to hold down full time job while working on project plus going to gym... get in at 9:30 pm dead 2 the world and cant connect 2 BP nodes together.... this why this project taken nearly 4 years lol

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not to mention having a chance of a social life

deep glen
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points at your name

soft night
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the giphy have koskela brothers now

summer cedar
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They are/were one of us! ✊

empty dune
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My doggos just saved us from an electrical fire! She noticed the smell and warned me

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The nose that did it!

summer cedar
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The doggos, praise be!

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Feed them The Biscuit of the Emperor as a treat.

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Remember to bless it thrice with the holy unguent of devotion.

empty dune
# summer cedar Feed them The Biscuit of the Emperor as a treat.

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summer cedar
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After reading the last comment in that thread, I realised every doggo should have its personal dog-priest tech armour.

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Special doggies should be blessed with doggo-power armour.

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Terminator K-10 doggies MUST be a thing.

empty dune
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Dogginators

summer cedar
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This incident has sparked.... ideas!
HERESY!

empty dune
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Space Doggos (Space Wolves)
Doggomanders (Salamanders)
Ultradoggos (UltraDepression Ultramarines)
Doggo Guard (Raven Guard)
Iron Doggos (Iron hands)
Imperial Doggos (Imperial Fists)
White Doggos (White Scars)
Doggo Angels (Blood Angels)
Dark Doggos (Dark Angels)

The 9 loyalist Doggo Legions

summer cedar
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Blood Doggos
Ultradogrines

Two more.

empty dune
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I already included them lol

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There are only 9 loyalist legions

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11 if you count magnus and alpharius

summer cedar
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You included Ultradoggos. Yeah.
Where is the Blood Raven variant?

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Every berserk doggo could be included in that chapter.

empty dune
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Not legion

summer cedar
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True. You put in Doggo Angels. Yeah.

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Well done.

empty dune
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Blood ravens are I think thousand sons successors

summer cedar
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Blasphemer's Pups
Iron Doggitos
Night Dogs
Bone Eaters
Death Doggies
Hundred Doggos
Black Spotted Doggos
Wordy Doggos
Alpha Doggy

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The names of the unholy traitors who must be purged.
Note that Alpha Doggy has only one doggie in it, now. πŸ˜„

empty dune
summer cedar
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The Emperor is probably a cat, pretending to protect people, ya know. The source of the doggo heresy. The doggies found the truth out and defected!

errant raven
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My phones auto rotate broke.

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I have to use apps that force a layout to use to landscape now. And to go back into portrait, I have to open a different app. This is annoying

timber viper
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thats some nostalgia there

timber viper
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β–Ά Play video
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no I'm not πŸ˜„

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just trying to learn japanese so to contribute my passive learning I fill my watchlist with japanese songs

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nice to meet you too Salute

errant raven
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The fuck is torch light by Sony

timber viper
proud jay
# errant raven The fuck is torch light by Sony

The facility will allow filmmakers to create digital scenes as part of their pre-visualization process. The facility uses Unreal Engine and virtual cameras, including the Virtual Production Tool Set, which will link virtual environments with on-set production using Sony’s digital cinema VENICE camera.

errant raven
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I just got an ad for it

proud jay
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I never heard of it

timber viper
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Did you just Google for them

proud jay
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me? yes

timber viper
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I'm unsure

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individuals I meet use UE5

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but if thats the case, poor people wont be able to use bp2cpp sad

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if things go as ✨ i hope ✨ i will drop it on a very low price anyway

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btw did you know multiplayer comes out of the box with verse

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i wonder what kind of black magic is this

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maybe they mean UEFN scope not the verse itself

fleet tangle
timber viper
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Yes

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Its called skein

slim atlas
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hi

proud jay
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no

fleet tangle
errant raven
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I name all my list variables *_, in python

errant raven
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Why do I need to find god

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I dont even need to make it a list

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It can be a string

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And the string will be printed as a list

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Its pog

empty dune
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Find your nearest commisar.

errant raven
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The guys in the python server would probably send a air strike to my location if I said that there

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One way to find out

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Suicide via python would probably take 40 years to execute

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Gives time to die naturally

empty dune
timber viper
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You dont know my location

empty dune
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Turkey

Good enough for me

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πŸ”ͺ

timber viper
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Did you know Turkey is almost big as whole Europe

empty dune
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Now i do πŸ”ͺ

timber viper
proud jay
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did you know that antartica is bigger than the whole earth

timber viper
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Yes

proud jay
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maybe half

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not even

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cause nordic countries

timber viper
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My city bigger than your country

proud jay
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what city

timber viper
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Any city in Turkey probably

proud jay
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well istanbul is only 1/6th of belgium

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approx

empty dune
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You take an actual Belgian

timber viper
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Δ°stanbul is a weird place

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It doesnt exist

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Imagine 20 millions of people live in 1/6 of belgium

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Scary as f

empty dune
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How big is Belgium anyway

timber viper
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Small

empty dune
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39k km2

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Not bad

timber viper
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Turkey is 783k

empty dune
timber viper
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No

slim atlas
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what are you doing

empty dune
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Okay, so in that game you can form gigantic super nations. The caliphate is one of them

slim atlas
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stop putting that on ym country

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ew

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what is that blue stuff

empty dune
slim atlas
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ANGRYULMNOISES never liked that

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put it back!

empty dune
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@timber viper execute order 66

timber viper
slim atlas
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yee but why turkey

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why do they get to escape

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i dont think anyone deserves to escape

timber viper
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why would you want to escape in/from germany

slim atlas
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escape from the entire planet you mean

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germany isnt half bad

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by far not as bad as turk

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or usa

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fight me for it

timber viper
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well we're an example of democracy, as you can see

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and we have a lot of human rights here

slim atlas
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XDDDDDDDD

timber viper
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and a good economy

slim atlas
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hahahahaha

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HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

timber viper
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and of course a good leader

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who doesnt let us down even on terrible natural disasters like earthquake

slim atlas
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i feel so sorry for you.

timber viper
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that killed 100k people etc

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makes sense tbh hehe

slim atlas
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at least they didnt stop emergency vehicles to put propaganda on it

timber viper
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there is no propoganda here

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all freedom of thought

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you're free to express everything

slim atlas
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yee youre also free to die after that πŸ˜‚

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hahahaha

timber viper
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i definitely dont avoid talking politics even at discord

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because that would be silly

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in a country of freedom

slim atlas
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In germany you get todo the grup on a streetmarch, and get away with it

timber viper
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brb gonna express myself at north kor-
wait that'd be the same thing if I do it in my country too Thonk

slim atlas
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we are the country of too free people

timber viper
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i thought europe stopped slavery after 1750s

slim atlas
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you can buy everything

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but you cant offer it for sale

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contracts are legally binding

timber viper
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so I can just grab a person and get away with it

slim atlas
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and fighting this in court is gonna take 1 to 2 business years.

celest musk
slim atlas
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germany really fast

timber viper
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interesting

slim atlas
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well at least the person belongs to you for as long as it takes the court to stop you πŸ˜‚

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hahahaha

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its sad actually

timber viper
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i see, so person cant offer theirselves to buy

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but you can take it

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and if court doesnt get mad, you own them?

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wtf

slim atlas
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if noone is watching you can buy anything

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as long as the goverment doesnt caught wind of it

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man eren

celest musk
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xD

timber viper
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thats just a verbose way of saying its illegal

slim atlas
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people have founded their own country in germany.

celest musk
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that's how it works in every country tho

errant raven
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@empty dune can you see stars during the day

timber viper
slim atlas
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they literally founded their own country

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they have their own currency

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and everyone is a nazi

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πŸ˜‚

timber viper
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i bet its better than turkish economy

celest musk
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did they name it germany, too?

errant raven
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Wheres that country at

celest musk
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so just on a smaller scale

errant raven
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Do they allow tourists

slim atlas
celest musk
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it's like disney world

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but with nazis

timber viper
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would pentagon trade some nuclear bombs with bp2cpp?

#

sounds a bit too straightforward

#

fishy

unreal ether
#

who needs nuclear bombs when you could have mango cake/banana bread/blueberry muffins instead

timber viper
#

i dont think I can sway german army with them

unreal ether
#

You can sway anyone with good cake

timber viper
#

I cant

unreal ether
#

Have you tried?

timber viper
#

yes

unreal ether
#

Time for plan B:
scare them away with c++ reflection syntax

#

They'll be too confused and scared to do anything

timber viper
#

there are some crazy people who like that

#

and some other crazy ones who think its a product of sensible minds

unreal ether
#

stares judgingly at BM

soft night
proud jay
slim atlas
#

hi

proud jay
#

no

proud jay
empty dune
pearl elk
#

The Sun is a star

errant raven
#

Cartoon stars dont count

pearl elk
#

but aye, who am I to tell you what you can and cant see

empty dune
errant raven
#

Exactly

empty dune
#

I can see the sun because it's bright, which is what i said

errant raven
#

Bunch of idiots were arguing over sea turtles imprinting the stars position when crawling towards the ocean and said it was impossible to for them to do it during the day because it's to bright to see any stars

#

Failed to realize the sun existed

errant raven
#

Crush looking for beached jellyfish

empty dune
#

I'm surprised you failed to grasp their point. Their point was its impossible to triangulate a position with one point of reference

errant raven
#

It's not one point of reference

#

You can see the moon too

pearl elk
#

pyramids line up to the sun but only at equinox

pearl elk
#

funny how things in the sky move

errant raven
#

They dont even use stars btw

pearl elk
#

they use GPS like the rest of us πŸ˜›

errant raven
#

They use earth's magnetic field

empty dune
#

Which brings me back to my earlier complaint of "we don't get any cool hardware"

errant raven
#

We have eyes

pearl elk
#

ninja turtles get the best hardware

errant raven
#

They're pretty cool pieces of hardware

#

We see more colour than most animals

empty dune
errant raven
#

Yeah yeah a lot of things have eyes

empty dune
#

There's was a conversation a few days ago about how bad human eyes are

pearl elk
#

I like my big brain, I dont think Id trade it in for small brains

empty dune
#

And how much cooler other eye designs are

errant raven
#

We've been to space

errant raven
#

Nvm so have dogs and monkeys

empty dune
pearl elk
#

the rocket that took us there is

soft night
errant raven
#

Our hardware and harderware got us there

empty dune
errant raven
#

Did you say flash

empty dune
#

Id like to see circular polarised light as well thank you very much

pearl elk
errant raven
#

I present to you the finest of irish chests

empty dune
#

A lightsaber doesn't help me find food or a mate

#

But i still want it

errant raven
#

It can

#

Just hold it at someone's throat and force them into being your mate

errant raven
#

Or use it to turn them into food

pearl elk
#

I was gonna say just carry a lightsaber to comic con

errant raven
#

Yes that

empty dune
pearl elk
#

lightsaber fests

errant raven
#

I was using the wrong kind of force, my bad

empty dune
#

Doesn't even exist here

empty dune
#

That mfer can do that somehow

#

Why does my food have better hardware than me????

pearl elk
errant raven
#

Because we can just build stuff

#

They don't have imposable thumbs to build stuff

empty dune
errant raven
#

Inferior species

pearl elk
#

Im not sure evolution works that way

errant raven
#

It does

pearl elk
#

it tends to make a bigger cake which eats you

empty dune
#

sad noises

pearl elk
#

we only got lucky tbh because dinosaurs got wiped out

#

thats why we dont live very long, we're meant to be food

errant raven
#

Just eat myself

empty dune
errant raven
#

Survive longer and die faster

empty dune
#

I guess atleast we can make battleship cannons

#

Those are cool

errant raven
#

If I was a lizard I'd eat my tail everyday

pearl elk
#

I think if Im gonna trade in... I'll be a shark

errant raven
#

Have you cooked cookies in a microwave

pearl elk
#

what if they are called if they are uncooked?

#

doughies?

proud jay
#

I mean you don't cook cookies though

#

you bake them

errant raven
#

But microwaves cook, not bake

#

So you're cooking a cookie in the microwave

pearl elk
#

cooking a doughie

#

its like toast, you dont cook toast you cook bread to make toast

errant raven
#

No you toast it

pearl elk
#

and if you toast a cookie its toasty

errant raven
#

What if you roast it

#

Would it be sad

pearl elk
#

but you cant toast a doughie

empty dune
errant raven
#

This plate of microwavies is delicious

pearl elk
#

microwavers

errant raven
#

Waifer

empty dune
#

This batch of inductees are scrumptious

errant raven
#

This server is the source of very bad dad jokes in video game item descriptions

pearl elk
#

not all of them, only over 9000 πŸ˜›

errant raven
#

If you're gonna microwave your cookies, butter up the plate well

#

Learn from my mistakes

pearl elk
#

rookie mistake

errant raven
#

Also dont use a ceramic plate

proud jay
#

america was a mistake

errant raven
#

Because I'm not waiting 15 minutes for oven to preheat and 15 more minutes for cookies to bake

#

And 15 minutes too cool

pearl elk
#

you can just eat the dough

errant raven
#

2 minutes 30 seconds go brrr

proud jay
#

that shit must just taste disgusting

#

it's like some people putting a pizza in the microwave

#

friggin insane

pearl elk
#

cant wait for gen AI microwaves

#

make me something mushy and hot...

summer cedar
#

This will not end well...

#

...for the heretics.

empty dune
#

This mission was fun

summer cedar
empty dune
#

Duty can be fun

summer cedar
#

Heresy! Bathe in the oil of devotion until you are duty-bound once more.

empty dune
#

So i guess that makes me a dreadnought

summer cedar
#

Collect your pension and report to a Retira-world for final assignment.

empty dune
empty dune
fierce geode
#

Not really sure where to post id like to pay someone to make a model but its a 1 off so i dont think it fits the job board criteria

empty dune
fierce geode
#

ok so it is still a joboard thing (couldnt see that channel ill have to add it to my list) thanks!

soft night
errant raven
#

I found the force dark mode button for my phone

#

Everything is black

proud jay
#

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errant raven
#

That alien is packing some serious chest muscles

unborn lotus
errant raven
#

You figured it out

slim atlas
#

hi

proud jay
#

is the book done yet

empty dune
proud jay
#

bro

#

learn to server

#

I was first

#

reload

empty dune
#

Nuh uh

proud jay
#

close discord and reopen

#

weep in shame

empty dune
#

Curses

proud jay
#

better luck next time

empty dune
pearl elk
#

Who writes anymore

empty dune
errant raven
#

Learn to cook cookies in microwave

proud jay
#

facts

#

about writing

errant raven
#

Thank you

#

Oh

proud jay
#

never make cookies in the microwave

#

pretty sure you can go to prison for that

errant raven
#

Hoe

#

How

pearl elk
#

Is that where you learnt the trick?

errant raven
#

EU is weird about cookies

proud jay
#

crimes against humanity

errant raven
#

Taking food too seriously

pearl elk
#

Hitler wrote a book in jail

proud jay
errant raven
#

Yesnt

pearl elk
#

How to cook prison food using only a microwave

errant raven
#

That's northerner folks food

empty dune
errant raven
#

South only uses sugar in sweets

proud jay
#

southerners replace the sugar with slave meat?

errant raven
#

No dont be silly

#

If you kill your slaves you have to work yourself, cant have thqt

pearl elk
#

Fresh buffalo guts

errant raven
#

That's why we raise pigs along side them

#

Tastes the same, ones just cleaner

#

The pigs are the dirtier one

empty dune
#

Racism approaching critical levels

#

Auspex indicate imminent terminator arrival

errant raven
#

Let the record stand they eat any and everything and and it gets really really gross to the point you need a pressure washer

proud jay
#

it's ok, it's part of american culture

errant raven
pearl elk
#

I need the pressure washer for what comes out the other end

errant raven
#

Slavery doesnt care about culture or race. It is a pestilence that can only be hoped to go away

#

Anyways I'm off to enslave my neighbor until he pays me back the money he owes, I fucking love christianity

pearl elk
#

Remember its not a donation if you pay for sanctuary

errant raven
#

Mark it as a loss for tax deduction

#

I fucking LOVE America

proud jay
#

that makes one of us

pearl elk
#

I dont mind that continent

errant raven
#

Its sarcasm, you think i, an american, knows how taxes works?

#

All I know is 14% of my shit is gone

empty dune
proud jay
#

I suffer every day reading this chat

errant raven
#

Yeah, our votes dont count for shit tbh

#

Elections are rigged asf

empty dune
pearl elk
#

Im voting against microwaved cookies

errant raven
#

You take that back

empty dune
#

Or what? You gonna introduce him to freedom?

#

Maybe a little DEMOCRACY??

errant raven
#

You'll find out why we dont have free healthcare

summer cedar
#

I endorse the vote against microwaved cookies...
...so long as you replace them with government sponsored packaged cookies, delivered daily.

#

in packs of 4.

pearl elk
#

Death by cookie

empty dune
#

I second windus's proposition

errant raven
#

The cookie package doesnt say do not microwave. So I am gonna keep microwaving them

pearl elk
#

Cigarettes didnt have warning labels for ages... do not trust

errant raven
#

They still dont

#

Cant read what you dont look at

summer cedar
#

In one imperial-mandated swoop, we shall provide jobs to the AI-displaced who will work as couriers, create an even bigger market for the budding obseity drugs sector, and create an even bigger industrial demand for wheat farmers everywhere, along with other ingredient producers.

errant raven
empty dune
errant raven
#

Ewwww wheattt

pearl elk
#

I thought there was more than one America

summer cedar
#

I also propose replacing incense with cigarettes everywhere and vice-versa.
All smokers shall be required to smoke incense, creating an even bigger customer base for incense sticks.
Cigarettes shall become cemented in history as an offering to the gods.

errant raven
#

But that's like, healthier than regular bread and doesnt have 15grams of sugar

empty dune
errant raven
#

You suckkkk

empty dune
#

The weird one

errant raven
#

United states is the country name I think

#

I dont know

pearl elk
#

All the states are weird in their own right

errant raven
#

States

summer cedar
#

Surely, you mean United Shahes.

errant raven
#

Most of them are bigger than big eu countries

#

They're past the point of being a mere state

summer cedar
#

Do they have standing terminator armies?

pearl elk
#

They dont all get a star

#

Alaska is huge but no star for you

errant raven
#

It has a star

#

50 states, 50 stars

pearl elk
#

Nope

errant raven
#

Yes

pearl elk
#

50 stars

errant raven
#

Its D.C that doesnt have a star

pearl elk
#

52 states

errant raven
#

Isnt even a state

#

50 states

empty dune
errant raven
#

Kentucky is shaped like a chicken leg

#

Michigan is shaped like a mitten

empty dune
#

Iowa is shaped like an eldritch horror

pearl elk
#

Doesnt Kentucky get a stripe?

errant raven
#

The original thirteen colonies are the stripes

pearl elk
#

Too important for a mere star

#

You guys need better names... like Woolloomooloo

empty dune
#

That's reserved for Britain

errant raven
#

Yall motherfukers named that shit fym

summer cedar
#

Jesus! I love the gore in Rogue Trader.

errant raven
#

Original u.s was European first before we loved guns booze boobs and eagles

summer cedar
#

I - somehow - got a double attack with my noble and was able to use the AoE shot-pistol attack.

errant raven
#

Yall name shit better

summer cedar
#

Four enemies just exploded in blood and gore.

errant raven
#

Tf is wallonia

#

Tf is Brno

#

Prague

summer cedar
#

But, Andorra is very Star Trek though. πŸ™‚

queen isle
errant raven
#

That ain't japan

#

That's philiphines and Indonesia

#

L bozo

pearl elk
#

That map is definitely drawn by a US person

errant raven
#

Wait that's north America

empty dune
errant raven
#

You forgot nato

#

You mean united nations

pearl elk
#

You forgot nachos

empty dune
#

I forgot the dip

errant raven
#

Why the fuck would an American know Mongolia is between china and russia

pearl elk
#

Great wall of bull in a china shop

unborn lotus
empty dune
#

Im intrigued by what plagued someone enough that they decided to theorise about stuffing bulls into china shops

Was this the birth of racism?

empty dune
errant raven
summer cedar
#

One of our traders had a bull which went to a Chinese bank.

#

You know the rest.

errant raven
pearl elk
#

Thats how red bull started

errant raven
#

Line map with random numbers

summer cedar
#

That looks like a hand giving a middle finger sign.

#

acknowledges how demented his mind is

#

A very short middle finger.

#

In fact, a stub even.

unborn lotus
#

That is not nearly demented enough

empty dune
#

Looks like a thumb to me

errant raven
summer cedar
summer cedar
soft night
#

Windus it is thermal sticker

stone maple
#

you ever sit back and think about the amount of bug reports unreal is sitting on... i must have sent close to 1000 by now and there are probably 1 million people using unreal engine. they must be approaching a billion bug reports by now

soft night
#

i have batman mug what works like that to show over gotham silhuette the joker gas with ha ha ha and also bat signal

pearl elk
#

I have a pretty big blast radius when I activate my joker gas

errant raven
#

Huh

#

Astagfirullah

summer cedar
#

Maybe two.

pearl elk
#

Oh no the microwave cookies melted your neural pathways

errant raven
#

Just a tiny bit

stone maple
errant raven
#

Or was it your "joker gas" that destroyed my neural path ways

pearl elk
#

You should go to a hospital in Hiroshima, I hear they are good there

errant raven
#

Hiroshima is rebuilt with minimal traces of radiation

#

Negligible even

pearl elk
#

Yup, Japan gets shit done

errant raven
#

How much shit

pearl elk
#

Have you seen their toilets, why wouldnt you want to shit

mossy nexus
#

The speed at which they can repair earthquake damage is pretty amazing. Compared to here where it would be a bunch of blokes all standing around sucking air through their teeth saying "Ooo, gonna cost ya this. Big project, long project.." πŸ˜„

errant raven
#

30 days off, 2 days on

pearl elk
#

Theres a guy I know its taken over 2 months to get someone to remove a hob in his bathroom. Its like 5 bricks and a few tiles

errant raven
#

It's taken 3 years for landlord to fix our kerosene heater

#

Still broken. Just bought a smaller portable one.

pearl elk
#

You should see the roads in our potholes

errant raven
#

Guy comes in, presses a button, lays on the floor with a flashlight, says a puffy yeah and says something about a part that dont exist and leaves

#

You should come see our healthcare insurance that doesnt pay for 80% of the stuff you need it too

mossy nexus
#

I'm sorry you aren't rich enough to live.

pearl elk
#

Id just get a healthy coke habit instead of paying insurance

errant raven
#

Its okay, I hope my kids can pay off the debt they're gonna inherit from when I die

#

And their kids kids

#

And so on

pearl elk
#

This is why you buy shares instead of games

errant raven
#

Games are shares

#

||rip them and sell them for 80% cheaper online||

mossy nexus
errant raven
soft night
errant raven
#

Nice hand

soft night
#

Battery+ Focus

errant raven
#

No, your hand

soft night
#

its cybernetic hand

errant raven
#

@broken sigil your chatbot is cool an all but can it do this

errant raven
#

I wash my hair once a week

#

Grows ridiculously faster than washing it once a day

mental trellis
#

how to make computer do what I want it to do instead of what I told it to do?

errant raven
#

Is what you told it not what you wanted?

errant raven
#

@timber viper did you watch that anime I suggested yet 😩

timber viper
broken sigil
broken sigil
#

LOL
Pretty accurate πŸ˜†

errant raven
errant raven
proud jay
#

Alan wake should go work for the zuck

#

So meta

lofty lark
#

If he doesn't say scorch, he's wrong.

proud jay
#

Attack on

timber viper
#

the one throws frags

lofty lark
#

I wouldn't describe his gas canisters as frags tho. But I can't think of any other ability Eren could be referring to

#

Ion's tripwire maybe?

errant raven
#

@broken sigil my friend is working with datasets in uni and needed to use python to figure out how many flights happened.

#

The guy in the lecture video said to use the max() method on a column, which obviously isnt gonna give hoe many flights but the highest number in that columns data set

#

Kept yelling at the top of my lungs to get him to remove his .max() call and wrap his variable in the len() method to get the proper value and by god I almost had a aneurism

#

He finally did it. And he got his answer

#

This man is infuriating

lofty lark
#

LMK when you are getting 10+ titan kills a game on Monarch KannaEvil I'm salty the scoreboard caps at 9.

#

My scorch ain't gonna last more than a few minutes but I'm taking down at least two others with me in the eternal flame

ashen marlin
#

ready player 1 is almost here lol. but still, take my money...

broken sigil
#

what is that eyesshake

soft night
#

blue man have you looked koskela brothers gifs?

#

this is funny one gif as its weekend https://fxtwitter.com/alanwake/status/1745460563159728556

broken sigil
#

ohh

#

yeah I noticed sometimes there are more players online

broken sigil
unborn lotus
#

maybe gta3

fluid bloom
celest musk
#

my neighbor got apparently scammed by their coworker xD

#

had an amazon guy ring here yesterday which asked me to take the parcel of a neighbor, told them no because that fucker slams the door at 2am

#

today that guy rings the bell and said the amazon guy took a picture of delivery in front of his door and that the parcel is gone...

#

and that he also works for amazon xD

#

or one of the other fucktards in this house stole it

pale scarab
#

Hi sorry but anyone know any sub reddit or something that can let us ask ANY type of question?
like those really curious type of question but you dont dare to ask.

unborn lotus
#

No stupid questions?

pale scarab
celest musk
#

ask chat gpt

#

or consult your doctor

pearl elk
#

or use chatGPT as your doctor

soft night
#

monsy virtual calamari bot will give you answers to universe deepest questions

pale scarab
#

Hmmm πŸ€”

slim atlas
#

hi

pearl elk
queen isle
#

should your smart washing machine be sending this much?

pearl elk
#

when can I download clean clothes?

fluid bloom
pearl elk
#

Im guessing thats 11.47GB of dirty laundry aired on social media 😹

fluid bloom
#

your laundy is now part of a botnet

soft night
#

calamari and more Fresh RAM

soft night
#

not the biggest slumps

pearl elk
#

thats Unitys stock price πŸ˜›

errant raven
tulip orbit
#

speaking of funny.... the water pipes in the wall of the mens bathroom at work burst yesterday, and froze again last night....

#

4th time they've burst

#

theres a little cutout where the pipes enter the wall, and it feels like an open door with the cold coming out

#

also, forgot to charge my phone before work, so it was already low. Then got tasked with a fairly mindless task and was told I could watch movies while doing it.... amazingly, still at 34%

summer cedar
#

The battery was frozen by the cold, too.

#

You have discovered unlimited, timeless power.

slim atlas
#

hi

errant raven
#

Wondered where peter was when he got lost in far from home

#

Until I saw the tulip fields and windmill

soft night
#

not from orange army

errant raven
#

My python script that prints 1-1,000,000 has been running for 1 day and 16 hours. Still not done. Let's gooooo

summer cedar
#

This printing thang is really slow business, I hear.

fluid bloom
#

unstackable canned goods should be banned

cursive crypt
#

Also these with openers which break.

summer cedar
#

Everyone should be taught to make weapons with the sharp metal lids of these cans.

#

Homemade, 3d-printed, metal disc launchers.

errant raven
#

What issues

soft night
#

usual some serivce issues

errant raven
#

Oh

soft night
#

discord cnd got issues

errant raven
#

Just found out I'm a f2p player until I'm a f2p player

soft night
#

as media was unable to load

errant raven
#

I hope they fix the visual bug on android where sometimes the text input/emoji/gif/sticker and embeds get resized and hang off screen

errant raven
#

Beautiful?

#

Apple dick riders need to be stopped

soft night
errant raven
#

"Exception as e". I thought it was frowned upon to do that . Whole reason why I do it. Is it acceptable??

#

You cant program in a music note

#

Get real

soft night
#

ai creation no dout

errant raven
#

How does bet even correspond to try

soft night
#

the gambling things perhaps

errant raven
#

Its gen z lingo

#

It isnt being used as its literal definition

#

That 0.0000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000001 second time saver

#

Can you install windows on a arm based processor

soft night
errant raven
#

I dont wanna read documentations, hit me with layman's terms

turbid spindleBOT
#

:question: you wanna read layman terms for Ambulance
:8ball: Most likely.

errant raven
#

Who is manny

#

An 8 ball.

turbid spindleBOT
#

:question: can you install windows on a macbook pro
:8ball: Reply hazy, try again.

errant raven
#

Hes drunk rn, who else knows

turbid spindleBOT
#

:question: are you drunk?
:8ball: It is decidedly so.

errant raven
#

I dont wanna read documentations

#

That's why I listen to them on animal planet

soft night
#

it give you option

turbid spindleBOT
#

:question: can you install windows on a macbook pro
:8ball: Most likely.

errant raven
#

Checks out

#

Yes

#

Doesnt go on a tangent about being ethical and telling you to consider others feelings

#

Dumb boring stuff

#

Pretty nifty human innovation

#

Gotta test its intelligence to the max tho

turbid spindleBOT
#

:question: how much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood?
:8ball: Don't count on it.

errant raven
#

Pretty smart

soft night
#

Alan Wake 1 was the reason I started drinking coffee! It's pretty surreal to be able to send a gift of my own coffee now to one of my favourite developers of all time!!

β†˜οΈ Quoting Sam Lake (@SamLakeRMD)

I love coffee β˜•οΈβ˜•οΈβ˜•οΈ. Look what I just got from the lovely @Jacksepticeye @TOTMCoffee

broken sigil
#

πŸ˜…

errant raven
#

Blue dont drink coffee

#

Said so himself

brittle holly
errant raven
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Alot cheat

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You'll know when you see it

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When their move time is consistently the same, 75% most likely to be cheating

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Weird shit, but it doesnt matter. No one cares about chess except the people who wasted their life for a title normal people dont give a solid worthwhile fuck about

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Rewatched futurama tho and the new hulu exclusive seasons feel like knock off fan fiction

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If only everyone else did that

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I have a huge distaste of chess now

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Too fucking pretentious for my blood

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It's like smearing a blended vegetable on the rim of a plate just to make the actual food look good. Useless shit

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No no

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In csgo, you have elo system. But people will play with lower ranks and not think much of it when they play higher ranks.

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Chess idiots see a 2200 rated play a 2207 rated and think the 2200 is the worse player and should lose

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Or will say people rated on the lower side would most likely never reach a higher level of play when all you really have to do is remember positions and theory which isnt even hard

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Again, they're pretentious. Other games with same ranking system dont have that kind of narrow minded self superiority complex because they know you can just get better if you tried.

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Reminds me of this

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Shit isnt genetics, it's how much of a no life you are in said task

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But they all treat it like is

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A bunch of pro fortnite players think its genetics

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(They're all either prepubescent, openly cheat [many occasions], or teenagers)

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Probably some neanderthalic valorant players do too

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Meanwhile csgo pros give out small tips that help a bunch that literally anyone can do to elevate their gameplay. And best of all, they dont downplay your abilities or call you stupid

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Except the silvers who unironically take the comp side serious yet never try to improve skills

broken sigil
errant raven
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The same cs pros from 1.6 are the same today for csgo/cs2