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Kill everyone in the universe
I wish I could kill my teammates too
I am waiting for my steam deck, at this months 25 i will get it
TBF it worked for them for previous cycles. Maybe they panicked when they figured Shepard was actually a threat. Something the game repeats multiple times
Can we kill the woman we met after we deploy
I am annoyed by her a bit
Williams i guess, her surname
Ye
I dont care if she is a romance option
She is annoying af
||Btw my point is the reapers making the destroy option red was a desperate final attempt to save themselves. Which makes sense story wise||
Lmao I like how Ashley being a pain in the ass is a universal experience
can we kill her or not
in baldurs gate 3 you can literally just attack your friends
i wanna do the same
But don't worry you'll actually ||gotcha||
I mean come on it's really cool tho. It's so smart and it's obviously intentional considering the two other option that lets the reaper stay alive are in blue
Ok I'll run with you on that point. If that's the case why are you so annoyed about the paragon option being coloured red?
But it makes sense story wise!
And that to me makes the story even better
Colour of explosion? I thought you meant the different options being in different tints. Like the beam and the synthesis chamber being blue while the explosive canister or whatever it is being in a orange/brown tint
Like just after you finish talking with the catalyst
Oh. I honestly never noticed that. I think it isn't a thing in me3LE
But yeah the choices being presented (before you choose) and coloured in blue for for the beam and chamber choices while red-ish for the destroy option is pretty cool imo
I pulled off a pro speedrun strat in kh3 on accident.
Yeah I understand now. But honestly I think I'm done with ME. I don't tend to replay games especially with a painfully slow sprinting speed π
Dont giveup on yourself like that
How did you manage to not just off yourself! So many times I nearly just uninstalled the game just because of the sprinting
Nah I'm good. I'll maybe revisit it after like a year or something
Understandable
yo hows everyone day going
Somehow my strength in kh3 is already at 96. At level 29. Its supposed to be 63 by level 99 (max). I am very confused on how it's so high
Baldur's gate has things that are better than sprinting
i never liked Baldur's Gate due to its turn based and i never liked turn based but the story seems very good
Maybe it's my genZ brain but I can't imagine anyone genuinely enjoy those uneventful walks. At least if they had something happening in the background like interesting chatter but most times it's either blank silence or same repeated two lines of dialogue.
At least it got better in the sequels, especially in ME3
True. But that hoverboard section in the big forest in ME2? Please gimme more
They probably made the best driving mechanic in the best environment and they only did it once
I don't think you can even drive in ME3 at all! Such a missed opportunity
tali is a good choice
Tali
||but she gets with garrus||
and thats why she doesnt really love shepard
so its liara
the only one who actually really loves shepard.
But she seems dead inside.
she is still a child.
ok
XD
and she is a scientist
and her fucking mum died
in front of her
Well Shepard wan an orphan by 16 and was take by the military
on your playthrough
on my she was a S**slave
before she was turned commander
i mean
Ooooh yeah I forgot you choose your start lol
the entire 500 batalian took rounds
Oh...
it was barely legal
So what ending did you get?
Luke, If you meet her again, Don't do it. You'll rot it off, That many partners will give you something that induces psychiatric disorders, I've often wondered if that's what made your father go insane. Pirate Crotch Rot Luke
i just broke like 20 rules
but its ok.
i am going to bed
thats kinda cool!
Its the worst ending ππ
Eyyy, nice, you succeeded
Don't listen to Laura, red ending is best. Green is absolutely worst one
But he chose red, so all geth and synthetics died. Including edi
||You can, in many many ways. You can even shoot her yourself if you like||
The story was so good I ground my teeth and pushed through it
In the ||shadow broker dossiers, its mentioned tali got hold of some work folder material, pics of garrus and pics of shepard and did naughty things with herself||
You're welcome
every fornite child's parents
You're welcome
I contributed a whole $200
Huge, astonishing, the biggest. I know
In kh3 there's mistake squareenix left in, in the toy story world. It tells you to jump through a window to the wrong section of the store, to get to another part.
Supposed to junk through a window in the adjacent store with a window.
Not sure if intentional or just forgot to remove it
Nacon exec says industry's problem is "too many games"
I'm helping by never finishing my games!
I'm so disappointed that he didn't point at the "find out" word on the board when he said it.
@empty dune Did you see this in the news today? - https://twitter.com/kumarmanish9/status/1745013934258819502
We are so digitally advanced, even the cows have learnt banking. π
Banking is now a sacred activity
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i didnt laugh
Is that a hat or part of her head?
daekesh torguta thing
?!
that's not a hat
it's a tiara
I see what you did there.
Ugh, no i didn't. I keep myself far from bullshit like this
ahahsadasdhas can I make my teammates do it instead
||yes||
There's almost no one in mass effect that you cannot execute order 66 on
@timber viper ||you can even have shepard die. And no im not talking about Lazarus||
Read it after me2
unreal??
they should make an engine for that
100% true
puts on dunce hat
Why?
most engines have that sample as a base texture, and the way that noise works generally works fine enough.
we pan it, rotate it, use it for fading, and what not
so, are you back to being gainfully employed yet?
nah, decided to take a chillpill for two months
very chill
doing some ue-deving, some music stuffs, and getting back in shape
getting shape is easy depending on what shape you go for
aiming for a sphere seems doable
with little effort to boot.
I'd like to unsphere XD
Speaking of boot, my laptop isn't doing that
Fml
Apparently winload.efi decided to jump off of a cliff
Fixing this really feels more like tech prayers than tech commands
is cryengine bad? prey's textures are so pixelated and blurred
The last time this happened to my Azom laptop, I didn't have a Win 10 USB image ready.
I had to download it and create a bootable USB using my Android smartphone. That was quite a learning experience. I still have that USB handy. π
it's very resource intensive
see: but can it run Crysis? meme
Out of the box, CE is beautiful. Can remember someone showing it to me a couple of years ago. Can't say anything about performance though
Sounds as pretty good life.
@broken sigil https://youtu.be/MSlpK0U9dhE?si=7c5mzdVnq_oyWAuD
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Can you bend it
Wind chill minus 38 this evening and minus 44 overnight. Frostbite in minutes.
Sounds like you need to move to a civilised country!
naw, a warmer one would be fine
-8 here and I thought it was bad
man, we're moving offices next week, and I'm in a 6 mail mail-chain about toilet paper lol
-10C and other had -11C
i think i found the problem.
Isnt a complete semi circle just a circle
Game devving: From Estonia to Eswatini. That's a significant segue. π
Knowledge addition while devving: Huh, Swaziland became Eswatini in 2018.
Well, I added a player named Moses.
I think I'll give him the special ability: 11th Commandment - force the other side to surrender a round after three-to-five critical hits.
@brittle holly It's the tidbits I am learning while adding content to my players' DB.
I think I'll code them in as a romantic pair transcending age barriers.
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Gosh...
These guys have no patience to pick up fruits.
The fandom will be pleased.
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@empty dune appeared in my watchlist randomly
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Holy f, EA servers canβt even handle a 1Gb download update without constant drops to a speed of a few bytes per second, like what year is this
Sounds legit. It's 'quality' service.
Itβs ok, download is done, now just stuck at applying this tiny patch
I guess I shouldnβt be surprised, itβs EA
Depending on the game, it might be unpacking ALL of the game's assets to apply said update.
I know Mechwarrior 5 does this to this day. Takes ages, even if the actual update is 10kb.
hello
i need help regarding some decisions for my game's "inner world" map
basically, my game revolves around dissociative identity disorder and aims to be an immersive experience about living with it (i actually suffer from it myself)
and while making the map for the inner world ( basically: a fictionnal place within the mind of someone who has DID) i tried many different layouts but nothing really made me feel great about it
yup, that's where i got my portals idea from
i remade their portal system if you want to see that
thing is, i want this map to be kind of a hub et spoke type of layout with portals leading to different island
but i just cant decide what layout would work for this
can i post the link to my portal system's test video?
Sure.
If you could also tell us what kind of a portal system you imagine would make you feel the most comfortable, that'd be great too, in whatever words you can express it.
Ah, I see.
i changed it a bit but its still the same thing
Half an hour of my life gone for a 1.2Gb patch to crawl through download, applying the patch and reverifying the entire game for some reason lol
@lyric pilot -- hub et spoke type of layout with portals leading to different island --
With reference to this, with a hub spoke-type in mind, I'd like you to take a look at the Atlas Map device in Path of Exile. Perhaps, you might like that design.
You could adapt that and see if it fits your vision.
which game is this, by the way?
this one shaped like a right brain had some potential but i didn't like it
black dots are trees
Jedi survivor
You should have spent the last 30 minutes meditating on the force, then.
this is the second one i had, messier but better imo
So what's your vision for it that makes you feel the most comfortable?
What's the rough idea in your head in words?
So many people are complaining about the game's patch speed.
I mean, thatβs just one of its many problems but eh, I bought it for the story, despite all the crap
Also, a guy is complaining that after ALL THAT TIME, the game loaded perfectly and started crashing every ten minutes. π
May the farce be with you, Jedi Master.
I had to work around not having it do first time setup on each launch, managed to fix that
the central island is a small forest/ natural park ,
it has:
a motorhome, home to a character
a place for the player to build their home
portal to an island with a victorian manor and a dark forest that's home to two characters
portal to a church island with a graveyard in it
portal to an entertainement or memory island ( i don't know which one to choose)
a tower
and a house that a portal to an island with all the EP's home (emotional parts)
and a small pond/waterfall used as a relaxation area
the common hall is located inside the tower
that's pretty much what i have in mind but there are also some stuff like a statue and stuff
Does the island HAVE to be shaped as a particular component of the human brain?
Or any brain?
not really, the brain shape was more of test and a symbolic thing
Have you checked out a game called Drake's Hollow?
lemme check
ooooh sexy
The central 'core' is that crystal, where the player builds structures and houses the turnip citizens.
this kinda has the mood of the manor island
From that point, you defend the base from 'monsters' and journey to separate islands and stuff.
You could check YouTube gameplay videos and inspect the world map and how it's laid out.
Maybe something like that will work for your game. π
Based on the video you already shared, I think you could make the transition from the central core to the various islands seamless, without a door frame, but with a sort of mental image shift.
i have to admit, since i started making 3d characters and working on my game, i gradullay stopped playing other games
It happens. Make sure you don't burn out on the work, though.
We tend to get really addicted to our projects, especially initial ones, and work ourselves to the bone.
Take breaks, do other stuff, remember to play other games occasionally. π
mood
Off the top of my head, I can think of Titanfall for its time-based transitions.
Titanfall 2 I believe, specifically.
The player had a phase device that allowed him to transition to different times in the same location.
Those transition sequences might help you out with your own.
There are other games that do similar things and I have another one on the tip of my tongue, but can't quite place my finger on it.
current portals
Nice. I think you've got something interesting going there.
Try slapping down some environment assets and you might be able to nail down a final vision of the portals faster.
1,000 cells of my DB finished.
2,300 to go.
I am at Finland now. π
Based on something I read here earlier, I wonder if one of the Finnish players should be named Mosquito. π€
thanks!
me not having the reference
Yeah. It was a while ago. Someone was talking about killing 200 mosquitos (in Finland). I think it was here; might have been on another server. Not sure. π
alright haha
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Bite my splintery wooden ass
is that disney's farming game thats really popular?
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fuck sake trying to hold down full time job while working on project plus going to gym... get in at 9:30 pm dead 2 the world and cant connect 2 BP nodes together.... this why this project taken nearly 4 years lol
not to mention having a chance of a social life
points at your name
the giphy have koskela brothers now
No. It's called Drake's Hollow and was developed by The Molasses Flood. It was released in 2020 and uses Unreal 4. It's classified as an indie game.
They are/were one of us! β
My doggos just saved us from an electrical fire! She noticed the smell and warned me
The nose that did it!
The doggos, praise be!
Feed them The Biscuit of the Emperor as a treat.
Remember to bless it thrice with the holy unguent of devotion.
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After reading the last comment in that thread, I realised every doggo should have its personal dog-priest tech armour.
Special doggies should be blessed with doggo-power armour.
Terminator K-10 doggies MUST be a thing.
Dogginators
This incident has sparked.... ideas!
HERESY!
Space Doggos (Space Wolves)
Doggomanders (Salamanders)
Ultradoggos (UltraDepression Ultramarines)
Doggo Guard (Raven Guard)
Iron Doggos (Iron hands)
Imperial Doggos (Imperial Fists)
White Doggos (White Scars)
Doggo Angels (Blood Angels)
Dark Doggos (Dark Angels)
The 9 loyalist Doggo Legions
Blood Doggos
Ultradogrines
Two more.
I already included them lol
There are only 9 loyalist legions
11 if you count magnus and alpharius
You included Ultradoggos. Yeah.
Where is the Blood Raven variant?
Every berserk doggo could be included in that chapter.
Blood ravens are a chapter
Not legion
Blood ravens are I think thousand sons successors
Blasphemer's Pups
Iron Doggitos
Night Dogs
Bone Eaters
Death Doggies
Hundred Doggos
Black Spotted Doggos
Wordy Doggos
Alpha Doggy
The names of the unholy traitors who must be purged.
Note that Alpha Doggy has only one doggie in it, now. π
They are cats, Doggos are never traitors
The Emperor is probably a cat, pretending to protect people, ya know. The source of the doggo heresy. The doggies found the truth out and defected!
My phones auto rotate broke.
I have to use apps that force a layout to use to landscape now. And to go back into portrait, I have to open a different app. This is annoying
thats some nostalgia there
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no I'm not π
just trying to learn japanese so to contribute my passive learning I fill my watchlist with japanese songs
nice to meet you too 
The fuck is torch light by Sony
I met a japanese dev recently, was interested in anti-cheat systems and wrote an article about that. I also contributed to the article without being aware of π https://qiita.com/aoharuisgod/items/2ca7b6698623f075ea86
The facility will allow filmmakers to create digital scenes as part of their pre-visualization process. The facility uses Unreal Engine and virtual cameras, including the Virtual Production Tool Set, which will link virtual environments with on-set production using Sonyβs digital cinema VENICE camera.
I just got an ad for it
I never heard of it
Did you just Google for them
me? yes
I'm unsure
individuals I meet use UE5
but if thats the case, poor people wont be able to use bp2cpp 
if things go as β¨ i hope β¨ i will drop it on a very low price anyway
btw did you know multiplayer comes out of the box with verse
i wonder what kind of black magic is this
maybe they mean UEFN scope not the verse itself
Multiplayer out of the box - does that means verse comes with source control? π
hi
no
TouchΓ©!
Why do I need to find god
I dont even need to make it a list
It can be a string
And the string will be printed as a list
Its pog
Find your nearest commisar.
The guys in the python server would probably send a air strike to my location if I said that there
One way to find out
Suicide via python would probably take 40 years to execute
Gives time to die naturally
Its hatsune miku
I will stab you with a Hatsune miku cosplay headgear
You dont know my location
Did you know Turkey is almost big as whole Europe
Now i do πͺ
did you know that antartica is bigger than the whole earth
Yes
that's not close to whole europe though
maybe half
not even
cause nordic countries
My city bigger than your country
what city
Any city in Turkey probably
So that's how you make a Belgian waffle
You take an actual Belgian
See Δ°zmir, Ankara or Konya
Δ°stanbul is a weird place
It doesnt exist
Imagine 20 millions of people live in 1/6 of belgium
Scary as f
How big is Belgium anyway
Small
Turkey is 783k
Have you played this game called Terra Invicta?
No
Okay, so in that game you can form gigantic super nations. The caliphate is one of them
Turkish delight
@timber viper execute order 66
yee but why turkey
why do they get to escape
i dont think anyone deserves to escape
why would you want to escape in/from germany
escape from the entire planet you mean
germany isnt half bad
by far not as bad as turk
or usa
fight me for it
well we're an example of democracy, as you can see
and we have a lot of human rights here
XDDDDDDDD
and a good economy
and of course a good leader
who doesnt let us down even on terrible natural disasters like earthquake
i feel so sorry for you.
at least they didnt stop emergency vehicles to put propaganda on it
you dont get it
there is no propoganda here
all freedom of thought
you're free to express everything
i definitely dont avoid talking politics even at discord
because that would be silly
in a country of freedom
brb gonna express myself at north kor-
wait that'd be the same thing if I do it in my country too 
free people in sense of I can buy people?
i thought europe stopped slavery after 1750s
you can buy everything
but you cant offer it for sale
contracts are legally binding
so I can just grab a person and get away with it
and fighting this in court is gonna take 1 to 2 business years.
you wish
germany really fast
interesting
well at least the person belongs to you for as long as it takes the court to stop you π
hahahaha
its sad actually
i see, so person cant offer theirselves to buy
but you can take it
and if court doesnt get mad, you own them?
wtf
if noone is watching you can buy anything
as long as the goverment doesnt caught wind of it
man eren
xD
thats just a verbose way of saying its illegal
people have founded their own country in germany.
that's how it works in every country tho
@empty dune can you see stars during the day
great, can I form my own country too?
they literally founded their own country
they have their own currency
and everyone is a nazi
π
i bet its better than turkish economy
did they name it germany, too?
Wheres that country at
so just on a smaller scale
Do they allow tourists
yes
would pentagon trade some nuclear bombs with bp2cpp?
sounds a bit too straightforward
fishy
who needs nuclear bombs when you could have mango cake/banana bread/blueberry muffins instead
i dont think I can sway german army with them
You can sway anyone with good cake
I cant
Have you tried?
yes
Time for plan B:
scare them away with c++ reflection syntax
They'll be too confused and scared to do anything
there are some crazy people who like that
and some other crazy ones who think its a product of sensible minds
stares judgingly at BM
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Konya is bigger
hi
no
is your book finished yet
Depends on the brightness of the star and if I got punched in the face 2 second before or not
The Sun is a star
Cartoon stars dont count
but aye, who am I to tell you what you can and cant see
And my statement is still correct
I can see the sun because it's bright, which is what i said
Bunch of idiots were arguing over sea turtles imprinting the stars position when crawling towards the ocean and said it was impossible to for them to do it during the day because it's to bright to see any stars
Failed to realize the sun existed
Crush looking for beached jellyfish
I'm surprised you failed to grasp their point. Their point was its impossible to triangulate a position with one point of reference
pyramids line up to the sun but only at equinox
They dont even use stars btw
they use GPS like the rest of us π
They use earth's magnetic field
Which brings me back to my earlier complaint of "we don't get any cool hardware"
We have eyes
ninja turtles get the best hardware
@celest musk pain
Yeah yeah a lot of things have eyes
There's was a conversation a few days ago about how bad human eyes are
I like my big brain, I dont think Id trade it in for small brains
And how much cooler other eye designs are
We've been to space
Nvm so have dogs and monkeys
That's not hardware
the rocket that took us there is
Our hardware and harderware got us there
Yes but could have gotten something more flashy as well
Did you say flash
Id like to see circular polarised light as well thank you very much
not sure how that would help you find food or a mate π
I present to you the finest of irish chests
Yes but, cool
A lightsaber doesn't help me find food or a mate
But i still want it
This ain't it chief
Or use it to turn them into food
I was gonna say just carry a lightsaber to comic con
Yes that
I wish lol, in india comic cons are just...... Eh
lightsaber fests
I was using the wrong kind of force, my bad
Doesn't even exist here
Also, tell that to the mantis shrimp
That mfer can do that somehow
Why does my food have better hardware than me????
you would prefer to be food?
No no, refer to "having a cake and eating it as well"
Inferior species
Im not sure evolution works that way
It does
it tends to make a bigger cake which eats you
sad noises
we only got lucky tbh because dinosaurs got wiped out
thats why we dont live very long, we're meant to be food
Just eat myself
sad food noises
Survive longer and die faster
If I was a lizard I'd eat my tail everyday
I think if Im gonna trade in... I'll be a shark
Have you cooked cookies in a microwave
No you toast it
and if you toast a cookie its toasty
but you cant toast a doughie
Bakies
This plate of microwavies is delicious
microwavers
Waifer
This batch of inductees are scrumptious
This server is the source of very bad dad jokes in video game item descriptions
not all of them, only over 9000 π
If you're gonna microwave your cookies, butter up the plate well
Learn from my mistakes
rookie mistake
Also dont use a ceramic plate
wtf, why do you make cookies in a microwave
america was a mistake
Because I'm not waiting 15 minutes for oven to preheat and 15 more minutes for cookies to bake
And 15 minutes too cool
you can just eat the dough
2 minutes 30 seconds go brrr
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that shit must just taste disgusting
it's like some people putting a pizza in the microwave
friggin insane
There is no fun.
There is only duty.
Duty can be fun
Heresy! Bathe in the oil of devotion until you are duty-bound once more.
My brother in the ultramarines, i am already dead (inside). Only in death does duty end
So i guess that makes me a dreadnought
Collect your pension and report to a Retira-world for final assignment.
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Not really sure where to post id like to pay someone to make a model but its a 1 off so i dont think it fits the job board criteria
ok so it is still a joboard thing (couldnt see that channel ill have to add it to my list) thanks!
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That alien is packing some serious chest muscles
Its the power button right?
You figured it out
hi
is the book done yet
Hi, where's book?
Curses
better luck next time
Ill have plenty of chances, lawdy spams hi like quokka spams anime emojis
Who writes anymore
Definitely not lawdy
Learn to cook cookies in microwave
Is that where you learnt the trick?
EU is weird about cookies
crimes against humanity
Taking food too seriously
Hitler wrote a book in jail
you mean american food is literally garbage with 80% sugar mixed in
Yesnt
How to cook prison food using only a microwave
That's northerner folks food
Well tbf the british still eat like the Germans are still flying over
South only uses sugar in sweets
southerners replace the sugar with slave meat?
Fresh buffalo guts
That's why we raise pigs along side them
Tastes the same, ones just cleaner
The pigs are the dirtier one
Let the record stand they eat any and everything and and it gets really really gross to the point you need a pressure washer
it's ok, it's part of american culture
Nothing racist about slavery
I need the pressure washer for what comes out the other end
Slavery doesnt care about culture or race. It is a pestilence that can only be hoped to go away
Anyways I'm off to enslave my neighbor until he pays me back the money he owes, I fucking love christianity
Remember its not a donation if you pay for sanctuary
that makes one of us
I dont mind that continent
Its sarcasm, you think i, an american, knows how taxes works?
All I know is 14% of my shit is gone
You mean half, you know 2 American votes are equal to 1 normal person vote
suffrage?? What's that???
I suffer every day reading this chat
Your sacrifices are in vain, brother π
Im voting against microwaved cookies
You take that back
I endorse the vote against microwaved cookies...
...so long as you replace them with government sponsored packaged cookies, delivered daily.
in packs of 4.
Death by cookie
I second windus's proposition
The cookie package doesnt say do not microwave. So I am gonna keep microwaving them
Cigarettes didnt have warning labels for ages... do not trust
In one imperial-mandated swoop, we shall provide jobs to the AI-displaced who will work as couriers, create an even bigger market for the budding obseity drugs sector, and create an even bigger industrial demand for wheat farmers everywhere, along with other ingredient producers.
Unironically i can see this being the campaign mission for some election in America
Ewwww wheattt
I thought there was more than one America
I also propose replacing incense with cigarettes everywhere and vice-versa.
All smokers shall be required to smoke incense, creating an even bigger customer base for incense sticks.
Cigarettes shall become cemented in history as an offering to the gods.
But that's like, healthier than regular bread and doesnt have 15grams of sugar
Yes but we know which one we are talking about
You suckkkk
The weird one
All the states are weird in their own right
States
Surely, you mean United Shahes.
Most of them are bigger than big eu countries
They're past the point of being a mere state
Do they have standing terminator armies?
Nope
Yes
50 stars
Its D.C that doesnt have a star
52 states
That's okay, it can take Kentucky's star. Kentucky is too busy with chickens right now
Iowa is shaped like an eldritch horror
Doesnt Kentucky get a stripe?
The original thirteen colonies are the stripes
That's reserved for Britain
Yall motherfukers named that shit fym
Jesus! I love the gore in Rogue Trader.
Original u.s was European first before we loved guns booze boobs and eagles
I - somehow - got a double attack with my noble and was able to use the AoE shot-pistol attack.
Yall name shit better
Four enemies just exploded in blood and gore.
But, Andorra is very Star Trek though. π
That map is definitely drawn by a US person
Wait that's north America
They forgot NATO
You forgot nachos
I forgot the dip
Why the fuck would an American know Mongolia is between china and russia
Great wall of bull in a china shop
What are they teaching at geography in school?
Im intrigued by what plagued someone enough that they decided to theorise about stuffing bulls into china shops
Was this the birth of racism?
AR grip topography
Something about earthquakes and those weird maps with lines surrounded smaller lines indicating height is involved
This is India's fault, probably.
One of our traders had a bull which went to a Chinese bank.
You know the rest.
Thats how red bull started
Line map with random numbers
That looks like a hand giving a middle finger sign.
acknowledges how demented his mind is
A very short middle finger.
In fact, a stub even.
That is not nearly demented enough
Looks like a thumb to me
It's the estimated blast radius for the bomb dropped on Hiroshima
Same thing, then. π
I hope that's real. I like it. π
you ever sit back and think about the amount of bug reports unreal is sitting on... i must have sent close to 1000 by now and there are probably 1 million people using unreal engine. they must be approaching a billion bug reports by now
i have batman mug what works like that to show over gotham silhuette the joker gas with ha ha ha and also bat signal
I have a pretty big blast radius when I activate my joker gas
They must have a comfy cushion made out of bug reports by now. π
Maybe two.
Oh no the microwave cookies melted your neural pathways
Just a tiny bit
i imagine theyve probably set the world record for bug reports. even microsoft cant have as many
Or was it your "joker gas" that destroyed my neural path ways
You should go to a hospital in Hiroshima, I hear they are good there
Yup, Japan gets shit done
How much shit
Have you seen their toilets, why wouldnt you want to shit
The speed at which they can repair earthquake damage is pretty amazing. Compared to here where it would be a bunch of blokes all standing around sucking air through their teeth saying "Ooo, gonna cost ya this. Big project, long project.." π
30 days off, 2 days on
Theres a guy I know its taken over 2 months to get someone to remove a hob in his bathroom. Its like 5 bricks and a few tiles
It's taken 3 years for landlord to fix our kerosene heater
Still broken. Just bought a smaller portable one.
You should see the roads in our potholes
Guy comes in, presses a button, lays on the floor with a flashlight, says a puffy yeah and says something about a part that dont exist and leaves
You should come see our healthcare insurance that doesnt pay for 80% of the stuff you need it too
I'm sorry you aren't rich enough to live.
Id just get a healthy coke habit instead of paying insurance
Its okay, I hope my kids can pay off the debt they're gonna inherit from when I die
And their kids kids
And so on
This is why you buy shares instead of games
that what i got
Nice hand
Battery+ Focus
No, your hand
its cybernetic hand
@broken sigil your chatbot is cool an all but can it do this
how to make computer do what I want it to do instead of what I told it to do?
Is what you told it not what you wanted?
@timber viper did you watch that anime I suggested yet π©
My list is full so I couldnt
LOL π
I've been playing titanfall ever since we last played
This is how I see Deja
LOL
Pretty accurate π
Just clear your list and watch it??? Simple
Dont give me that look. I'm young dumb and full of inspiration
If he doesn't say scorch, he's wrong.
Attack on
the one throws frags
I wouldn't describe his gas canisters as frags tho. But I can't think of any other ability Eren could be referring to
Ion's tripwire maybe?
@broken sigil my friend is working with datasets in uni and needed to use python to figure out how many flights happened.
The guy in the lecture video said to use the max() method on a column, which obviously isnt gonna give hoe many flights but the highest number in that columns data set
Kept yelling at the top of my lungs to get him to remove his .max() call and wrap his variable in the len() method to get the proper value and by god I almost had a aneurism
He finally did it. And he got his answer
This man is infuriating
LMK when you are getting 10+ titan kills a game on Monarch
I'm salty the scoreboard caps at 9.
My scorch ain't gonna last more than a few minutes but I'm taking down at least two others with me in the eternal flame

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blue man have you looked koskela brothers gifs?
this is funny one gif as its weekend https://fxtwitter.com/alanwake/status/1745460563159728556
Is that... new GIFs?
Yes it is! We have added a whole bunch of GIFs from the charming Koskela Brothers commercials to @GIPHY!
Check them out here: https://giphy.com/remedygames/koskela-brothers
Haven't checked them out yet
maybe gta3
You guys are talking titanfall and you didn't invite me? Wude
(no, there's no nfsw stuff here) https://www.reddit.com/r/NonCredibleDefense/comments/1941fnp/pov_you_walked_right_into_that_ukrainian_ambush/
my neighbor got apparently scammed by their coworker xD
had an amazon guy ring here yesterday which asked me to take the parcel of a neighbor, told them no because that fucker slams the door at 2am
today that guy rings the bell and said the amazon guy took a picture of delivery in front of his door and that the parcel is gone...
and that he also works for amazon xD
or one of the other fucktards in this house stole it
Hi sorry but anyone know any sub reddit or something that can let us ask ANY type of question?
like those really curious type of question but you dont dare to ask.
No stupid questions?
embarrassing questions more like π
or use chatGPT as your doctor
Hmmm π€
hi
calamari butts are always the answer
should your smart washing machine be sending this much?
when can I download clean clothes?
did you read the replies to the original post? π
Im guessing thats 11.47GB of dirty laundry aired on social media πΉ
your laundy is now part of a botnet
calamari and more Fresh RAM
not the biggest slumps
thats Unitys stock price π
It isnt funny, it was stressful.
speaking of funny.... the water pipes in the wall of the mens bathroom at work burst yesterday, and froze again last night....
4th time they've burst
theres a little cutout where the pipes enter the wall, and it feels like an open door with the cold coming out
also, forgot to charge my phone before work, so it was already low. Then got tasked with a fairly mindless task and was told I could watch movies while doing it.... amazingly, still at 34%
The battery was frozen by the cold, too.
You have discovered unlimited, timeless power.
hi
Wondered where peter was when he got lost in far from home
Until I saw the tulip fields and windmill
not from orange army
My python script that prints 1-1,000,000 has been running for 1 day and 16 hours. Still not done. Let's gooooo
This printing thang is really slow business, I hear.
unstackable canned goods should be banned
Also these with openers which break.
Everyone should be taught to make weapons with the sharp metal lids of these cans.
Homemade, 3d-printed, metal disc launchers.
What issues
usual some serivce issues
Oh
discord cnd got issues
Just found out I'm a f2p player until I'm a f2p player
as media was unable to load
I hope they fix the visual bug on android where sometimes the text input/emoji/gif/sticker and embeds get resized and hang off screen
"Exception as e". I thought it was frowned upon to do that . Whole reason why I do it. Is it acceptable??
You cant program in a music note
Get real
ai creation no dout
How does bet even correspond to try
the gambling things perhaps
Its gen z lingo
It isnt being used as its literal definition
That 0.0000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000001 second time saver
Can you install windows on a arm based processor
I dont wanna read documentations, hit me with layman's terms
:question: you wanna read layman terms for Ambulance
:8ball: Most likely.
:question: can you install windows on a macbook pro
:8ball: Reply hazy, try again.
Hes drunk rn, who else knows
:question: are you drunk?
:8ball: It is decidedly so.
it give you option
:question: can you install windows on a macbook pro
:8ball: Most likely.
Checks out
Yes
Doesnt go on a tangent about being ethical and telling you to consider others feelings
Dumb boring stuff
Pretty nifty human innovation
Gotta test its intelligence to the max tho
:question: how much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood?
:8ball: Don't count on it.
Pretty smart
blue man even you are blue tea https://fxtwitter.com/Jacksepticeye/status/1746167749234077848
Alan Wake 1 was the reason I started drinking coffee! It's pretty surreal to be able to send a gift of my own coffee now to one of my favourite developers of all time!!
βοΈ Quoting Sam Lake (@SamLakeRMD)
I love coffee βοΈβοΈβοΈ. Look what I just got from the lovely @Jacksepticeye @TOTMCoffee
π
So now he can misspell his own name when he makes his coffee
Alot cheat
I already uninstalled chess.com
You'll know when you see it
When their move time is consistently the same, 75% most likely to be cheating
Weird shit, but it doesnt matter. No one cares about chess except the people who wasted their life for a title normal people dont give a solid worthwhile fuck about
Rewatched futurama tho and the new hulu exclusive seasons feel like knock off fan fiction
If only everyone else did that
I have a huge distaste of chess now
Too fucking pretentious for my blood
It's like smearing a blended vegetable on the rim of a plate just to make the actual food look good. Useless shit
No no
In csgo, you have elo system. But people will play with lower ranks and not think much of it when they play higher ranks.
Chess idiots see a 2200 rated play a 2207 rated and think the 2200 is the worse player and should lose
Or will say people rated on the lower side would most likely never reach a higher level of play when all you really have to do is remember positions and theory which isnt even hard
Again, they're pretentious. Other games with same ranking system dont have that kind of narrow minded self superiority complex because they know you can just get better if you tried.
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Reminds me of this
Shit isnt genetics, it's how much of a no life you are in said task
But they all treat it like is
A bunch of pro fortnite players think its genetics
(They're all either prepubescent, openly cheat [many occasions], or teenagers)
Probably some neanderthalic valorant players do too
Meanwhile csgo pros give out small tips that help a bunch that literally anyone can do to elevate their gameplay. And best of all, they dont downplay your abilities or call you stupid
Except the silvers who unironically take the comp side serious yet never try to improve skills
csgo pro scene is a lot more serious, you will have a hard time finding an adult fortnite pro
The same cs pros from 1.6 are the same today for csgo/cs2



never liked that





