one match is enough
#lounge
proud jay
deep glen
said the pyromaniac
proud jay
owninator is the real pyro here
slim atlas
adventure man
proud jay
burning pianos ๐ก
trail wedge
said the pyromaniac
foggy path
Ah yes, I'm going to go out and talk to people in the variety of hobbies that I don't do outside of my house lol
trail wedge
really?
foggy path
Like I don't particularly have a problem with it I'm just saying that it's easier if you don't mind having kids and/or aren't yet over 30 :D
proud jay
how recently
proud jay
yeah I don't think she's dead
she is dead apparently though
like 4 months ago
probably her you mean
she commited aliven't
trail wedge
huh people are writing about her recently but nobody said anything her dying from what I've seen
proud jay
explain yourself @slim atlas
trail wedge
she even did an NFT scam back in April
unreal ether
The court of false facts is in session
proud jay
she even did an NFT scam back in April
at least partially for charity though, it's something
trail wedge
unreal ether
Damn scamming for charity is a morally grey one
proud jay
that's like some robin hood level shit
unreal ether
Schrรถdingers sin
trail wedge
to be clear I was somewhat joking about the scam part... I just consider all NFTs of images scams, I have no clue if this was an actual scam
proud jay
all NFTs are scams
unreal ether
Yeah
proud jay
but tbh if you buy them you deserve it I guess
proud jay
you were
slim atlas
nor was i so right
unreal ether
You just own the privilege of giving the token away lmao
proud jay
they are 2 different people
slim atlas
i was just in the grey zone
trail wedge
No real news site covers NFTs but here you go
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-9520633/Disaster-Girl-21-makes-450-000-selling-original-picture-meme.html
unreal ether
I mean calling a very alive person dead is not correct
soft night
dieter didnt get knowledge from article then
proud jay
luos already linked an article
proud jay
dieter didnt get knowledge from article then
what does this mean
trail wedge
luos already linked an article
yeh but that one rounded more
soft night
dieter the web3 article
trail wedge
let's get our top detective on it
proud jay
it doesn't make any cents ๐ฅด
soft night
decentralized with zero trust is now way to go for security
as NFT assets not so much attached to metadata for blockchain
proud jay
you are banned from the council of truth
your opinion will no longer be considered valid
deep glen
tssk
turbid spindleBOT
:question: you feel you have a value?
:8ball: You may rely on it.
:question: do you think you're better than quinn?
:8ball: Outlook good.
trail wedge
proud jay
interesting concept
soft night
unreal ether
It's a little known fact that it works the same way irl too
fleet tangle
Wick-ed.
deep glen
i honestly won't mind if you feed me candles
well, oldskool wax candles are edible
fleet tangle
Edible earwax candles. The stuff of nightmares.
left granite
anything is edible
except hair
proud jay
wait, since when can batteries start a meeting
left granite
I phone battery : listen up. Stop wasting me on tinder cuz i last longer than any of ur relationships
deep copper
I phone battery : listen up. Stop wasting me on tinder cuz i last longer than an...
just don't start a relationship on tinder, problem solved
deep glen
they are ?!
yuz
proud jay
I phone battery : listen up. Stop wasting me on tinder cuz i last longer than an...
wait, but I'm already engaged
fleet tangle
they are ?!
Bees wax innit?
deep copper
Bees wax innit?
i have no idea what that means !
proud jay
just don't start a relationship on tinder, problem solved
technically I did, although I already knew her from school years before, but barely ever talked to her lol
wa'er innit
deep glen
so if we ever meet, a hug and wax food is pending
imma skip the wax food
deep copper
imma skip the wax food
? is it not good
deep copper
technically I did, although I already knew her from school years before, but bar...
that counts as off tinder relationship!
well personally I don't know anyone for whom it worked
proud jay
you know people?
deep copper
yes, like i know you?
deep glen
? is it not good
its an... acquired taste.
its basically something people ate to survive during wars
fleet tangle
Prostitution?
deep copper
its an... acquired taste.
its basically something people ate to survive during w...
... wars are scary ๐จ
deep glen
https://www.google.com/search?q=edible+wax+candle apparently people are now making yummy ones? wtf
proud jay
guaranteed someone made a candle that tastes like ass
deep glen
either because it was in one, or has the substance of one Xd
deep copper
https://www.google.com/search?q=edible+wax+candle apparently people are now maki...
oh my! guess we can each take a bite atleast?
fleet tangle
Assault and battery.
deep copper
imagine if you go on those candle night dinner stuff and the people ate candles
deep glen
oh my! guess we can each take a bite atleast?
i guess? I mean, its not like there is anything out there that could possibly taste better
deep copper
maybe this
deep glen
blast from ye olde past
proud jay
imagine if you go on those candle night dinner stuff and the people ate candles
my family went to a chinese restaurant once, and they brought out a basket with food. But the basket itself also looked like fried food. They started eating the basket.
fleet tangle
No spider burgers. kthxbye
proud jay
||the basket was not food||
deep copper
i was searching for that thing where you were making your own named food, it was something like a burger but i found that instead lol
found it !!!! this is wha i was looking for
ivory lodge
I need a person to break down my tasks to they feel possible. Or I can just wait until I am manic and then everything is possible...
deep glen
found it !!!! this is wha i was looking for
oh god
left granite
wait, but I'm already engaged
ig the battery is using tinder then
proud jay
found it !!!! this is wha i was looking for
I knew you were talking about a sloppy joe variation, but sloppy luos sounded so weird to me
deep glen
yea, it is
deep copper
I knew you were talking about a sloppy joe variation, but sloppy luos sounded so...
you can take 3 chars from any 3 names and it sounds okay
like sloppy Luo, sloppy Yoe, sloppy Vle
deep copper
Any good inspriational videos? I can barely move today.
i don't have anything that can motivate game devs ๐ญ
proud jay
you can take 3 chars from any 3 names and it sounds okay
like sloppy Luo, sloppy...
sloppy aff
deep copper
sloppy aff
be careful, i might wanna hug you more
topaz depot
can you hug me
ivory lodge
@topaz depotThank you. Now I am turned on.
deep copper
can you hug me
any time !
topaz depot
<@586425838107361294>Thank you. Now I am turned on.
any time !
proud jay
be careful, i might wanna hug you more
you can always hug your daddy
deep copper
any time !
how are you doing?
deep copper
really tired
oh? too much gym?
zinc matrix
lol
deep copper
I need to meditate
goodluck!! you can do it
topaz depot
theres never too much gym!
topaz depot
I just woke up in the middle of the night
deep copper
that's cute
you are too
deep copper
I just woke up in the middle of the night
eh?! are you having trouble sleeping?
don't look at screens, go to sleep
zinc matrix
I was calling quinn cute
topaz depot
eh?! are you having trouble sleeping?
yeah I wake up at least once every night
zinc matrix
for reasons ๐
topaz depot
this time tho I couldn't go back to sleep
topaz depot
don't look at screens, go to sleep
yeah I dont
I'm used to it tho its been half a year
deep copper
this time tho I couldn't go back to sleep
maybe some light excercise would tire you out for sleep again ๐ค
topaz depot
man you think after sleeping in 3am I can exercise??
deep copper
when there's a will there's a way !
topaz depot
maybe if you would hug me to sleep
deep copper
but 3am is quite late
deep copper
maybe if you would hug me to sleep
then I won't be able to sleep lol
but that's worth it!
proud jay
do you sleep alone or always need someone to hug?
deep copper
o, that sounds interesting
proud jay
watched an episode of House yesterday where a guy was sleepwalking and went to buy (and use) coke while he was asleep lol
deep copper
do you sleep alone or always need someone to hug?
i got a pillow that can change into anyone if you are delusional enough!
topaz depot
๐คจ
proud jay
just a pillow or actual body pillow?
deep copper
watched an episode of House yesterday where a guy was sleepwalking and went to b...
"no no officer, i was sleeping"
deep copper
just a pillow or actual body pillow?
just a pillow
proud jay
talking about body pillows, I wonder how makoto is doing
it's never lupus
ok it actually was lupus one time up to now
wait no, they thought it was, but it wasn't
nvm
deep copper
talking about body pillows, I wonder how makoto is doing
i haven't talked with him since forever, i wonder if i should send a love hotel emoji in dms
proud jay
no wait
it actually was
I googled it
but apparently it's the only time it's lupus in the whole series
deep copper
what does it mean, they all sleep buy stuff?
proud jay
season 4 episode 8 if someone cares
proud jay
what does it mean, they all sleep buy stuff?
who?
deep copper
but apparently it's the only time it's lupus in the whole series
all characters of this series
deep copper
it did sounded kinda medical
proud jay
although that could probably happen as well I guess
deep copper
although that could probably happen as well I guess
can i scratch you
proud jay
no
deep copper
i cut my nails today, it won't hurt
proud jay
still no though
deep copper
do you not trust me ๐ฆ
proud jay
scratching people is just weird
deep glen
can i scratch you
if you take better directions when it comes to back-scratching locations than suus, you will be hired
proud jay
who's suus?
deep copper
scratching people is just weird
i heard you can store dna of people you scratch there for tracking
proud jay
kinda sus
deep copper
if you take better directions when it comes to back-scratching locations than su...
ohh!! how weird that there are jobs for these
from what i have seen, if you scratch the wrong place, generally people subtly move their bodies to the place they want scratched
if i just follow the direction till movement is least maybe , it would work ?
deep glen
who's suus?
my girlfriend
deep copper
noted
proud jay
damn, dutch people with their strange names
deep glen
from what i have seen, if you scratch the wrong place, generally people subtly m...
when suus scratches my back, its like having to throw three 20-sided dice and hope they are at least in the ballpark of 60 points, else she wont find it.
deep glen
damn, dutch people with their strange names
Suzanne, but she likes to be called suus
deep copper
when suus scratches my back, its like having to throw three 20-sided dice and ho...
that's quite a low bar for scratches i think
deep copper
Suzanne, but she likes to be called suus
that reminds me of the monkey in blender, it had a similar length name with S i think
deep glen
left, no the other left, up, no, not diagonally up away from it, down, up, why did you go to the other side of my back.
grabs suus her elbow to direct it
WHY DO YOU KEEP YOUR HAND ON THE SAME SPOT, MOVE IT ALONG WITH THE ARM
I PUSHED IT RIGHT, WHY IS IT GOING LEFT
scratches back against wall
deep copper
oh god ๐ญ that's like some comedy skit xD
deep copper
wise decision!
tulip orbit
stop sleeping on fiberglass insulation ๐
deep glen
how often does your back itch so much lol
annoyingly much
deep glen
stop sleeping on fiberglass insulation ๐
but so comfy
deep copper
annoyingly much
is it because of dry skin? try some moisturizer stuff
deep glen
nah, cant remember exactly what it is, but as a child I had to see the doctor a lot because my back was always itching, no allergy though.
talcum powder works, but better not put that on my back before going to bed :p
deep copper
that's really weird, but as long as it's nothing that will get extreme
deep glen
i'll survive
deep glen
hehehe
proud jay
maybe the chicken can scratch your back ๐ค
deep copper
chickens peck right? i don't think it's rough enough
i have seen videos of bird people putting finger infront of angry birds and they bite it punch it and all
the person seems fine
so i am guessing birds are weak
hybrid nacelle
proud jay
chickens are for hugging, not eating
tulip orbit
Hug first, lull them into a false sense of security, then cook em!
hugs affectionateUser
proud jay
that's what I do with babies as well
dim ruin
Anyone here have experience using 3d printers? The smaller home-sized ones, not industrial kinda deal
proud jay
not yet unfortunately, plan on buying one once I move
dim ruin
Considering a small one as a gift for my dad's birthday but not sure how complex they are to use.
Be a hella cool toy
proud jay
it can really differ a lot based on which one you buy tbh
there's full fledged ready to go printers, and then there's ones aimed more at tinkerers
but figuring it out is part of the fun I think
dim ruin
I'd have to look at the more ready to go type for him. He's not totally tech-unsavvy but he is a bit older
I'm not even sure how they interface. I know my mobo has a 3-d printer port but I'm sure some might use usb maybe
proud jay
there's specific ports?
dim ruin
yeah apparently lol
proud jay
most I've seen have some kind of screen and buttons and function on their own, where you put in your files on a micro sd card
dim ruin
maximum ix hero mobo has some special port for it
proud jay
there are also ones that work over usb
dim ruin
oh ok
dim ruin
he does custom cars so I thought if he could get the hang of it, he could do some neat stuff for his work
proud jay
idk about which ones are ready to go, the one I was looking at was the creality ender 3 v2, but that is a more tinkerer one
dim ruin
I'll check out some youtube vids of some models I guess and see what it looks like to use
haha I was just looking one of them on amazon
proud jay
I think the ones that come as a "cube" are generally more instant start ready
proud jay
there's also resin printers if you're into that
much higher detail prints, but more expensive (both machine and material) and it uses chemicals so you need a whole setup to be safe from fumes and shit
but if you're into d&d for example, one of those would be ideal for miniatures
dim ruin
that'd be neat. I was just thinking a normal filament one
proud jay
yeah, probably better choice for starting out
something like the Flashforge Adventurer 3 could be a plug and print printer
depends how expensive you wanna go as well of course :p
dim ruin
I'll have to look around but hopefully under $400
proud jay
Creality 3D Sermoon V1 or Creality 3D CR 200B could be cheaper plug and print printers
those are the "ready to go" printers I know under 400$
proud jay
yeah, but the annoying thing is that the shit needs to cure as well
in a well ventilated room
you might need some uv-curing setup as well
depending on the printer
dim ruin
ah, yeah I won't be able to look at resin ones for him for sure then
it looks awesome the way those resin ones print
proud jay
yeah it pulls the object out of liquid
soft night
deadpool update parth hugh was nice
mystic field
https://prnt.sc/JjLlicn2Fb2C
Hey I have a question, So this is my current optic fiber connexion it is good and all but it is at my office, not even my house so borring to get there 7/7d and drive back home at 4AM.
I have a 4g router that gives me decent result at home
130+ Mb/s download
And 11Mb/s Upload
It would do the job, But My issue is the "dowload latency" and "upload latency"
The "Idle ping" so yellow is like 35-45 ping,
But the other latency are 200+ Is it negatively impacting gaming and uploading on twitch ?
Or is the 40ping gonna do the job just fine ? I dont want to move all the shit from my office to see that I cant use my connection properly at home...
fleet tangle
https://prnt.sc/JjLlicn2Fb2C
Hey I have a question, So this is my current optic ...
Gaming certainly. 200 ping is terrible. Even 35-45 ping is bad these days.
deep copper
_hugs affectionateUser_
๐
i was just about to pounce on you, never thought you would take the lead !
mystic field
Okay So, it is not 200ping "normal ping" it is "download latency" the normal ping is 45, so my question is, is the "dowload / upload latency" impacting gaming experience, since the ping is 40, are the others gonna be bad for the user experience
mystic field
Broo I know 40 ping is not great, But taking the car 7/7d and drive home at 4AM to pay 80โฌ of gasoline per month is not great either
40ping I can live with that,
But how are the others impacting gaming / streaming experience
fleet tangle
Try it and find out.
mystic field
all My rigs are at the office, my testing possibilities are limited there, thats why I'm asking
primal summit
I'd still be annoyed on 40 ping.
I'm lucky to get 100ms, but I'm also quite rural and have 3 options: high-latency wifi over directional microwave if I build a 40 foot tower, dsl, or satellite.
fleet tangle
Why would you build a 40ft tower to get shitty wifi. ๐ฆ
And satellite would be even worse!
primal summit
but I grew up compensating for a quarter second ping, so I have no issue
fleet tangle
I started online gaming on a 14.4 modem playing 4v4v4v4 quake world tournaments... it was fun.
primal summit
Why would you build a 40ft tower to get shitty wifi. ๐ฆ
exactly, so dsl at 8mb down, 1mb up is what I have
mystic field
6ms optic fiber is not actual 6ms when gaming anyway, If you ping the actual gaming server depending on proxy they use and stuff, sometimes even on my 6ms optic fiber the real ping to studios servers are 80-90 ping.
primal summit
unless I want to pay to have fiber or cable run from the nearest junction box for far too much money
primal summit
I started online gaming on a 14.4 modem playing 4v4v4v4 quake world tournaments....
quake 2 and ut99 for me
primal summit
I never could like q3
fleet tangle
It was fast and fun!
foggy path
I just played mostly day of defeat back in the day
mystic field
"6ms optical fibre" is a terrible description.
Time to search the translations of FTTC, yeah I'm FTTC 1Gb optic fiber on my box, and some games with bad proxy and network still make me 80ms ping to there servers, thats why Exit lag is a real thing on many games, If I have to sub to Exit lag to avoid taking the car daily i'm still worth it, but those "download latency" does scare me a bit x)
I dont have any packet loss or anything on the 4g router at home just this "download latency"
fleet tangle
FTTC 1gb? Sure that's not fibre to teh home? (FTTH)
mystic field
looks more like FTTH indeed xD I'm not really familiar with all the network as you can see ๐
Thats why I'm asking, I can still reach for 1.3 / 1.4Gb with this fibber, and 4ms depends on people using it.
But I really cannot figure out how "download and upload latency" are impacting streaming or gaming
No packet loss, 40 ping seems "okay" with Exit lag to handle, but 200, "download and upload latency" no idea what is that xD
primal summit
where do you see download and upload latency? in which tool?
foggy path
are you sure speedtest.net hasn't launched an nft yet
proud jay
no that's speedtest.nft
foggy path
poolside.fm launched an nft :\
primal summit
from a google search: https://www.ookla.com/articles/introducing-loaded-latency
primal summit
looks more like FTTH indeed xD I'm not really familiar with all the network as y...
tl;dr: it's loaded ping, but if your network is not at capacity from your stream uploads and you disable downloads during gaming, it shouldn't be as huge an affect
run a ping test during typical play and streaming to see
and it might not even be the ISP, more likely router firmware, network adapter, and large allowed packet sizes
unreal ether
@deep glen
Sorry for the ping but Job ID: 1024758428557652079 in #freelance-jobs seems awfully rule breaky
proud jay
you can right click to report specific message, pretty sure mods will know manny is not at fault
proud jay
damn you're right
unreal ether
maybe im just buggin lol
proud jay
wild
unreal ether
bit weird seeing as that seems like one of the areas where reporting should be mandatory. since you cant type there and all
broken sigil
<@220596777034711040>
Sorry for the ping but Job ID: 1024758428557652079 in <#7...
Can you link me the post, I'm on mobile and it's pain
unreal ether
Can you link me the post, I'm on mobile and it's pain
there
mobile discord can be so annoying at times :(
carmine frigate
job board looks better than last time i checked... but also a lot worse
Offers competitive salaries including token rewards
LOL
thats like epic paying their programmers with Vbucks
do ppl actually go for this shit?
We At owninator inc. think the dollar is shit so we print our own money and we use that to pay you
soft night
aws have outages
carmine frigate
here u go 10.000 uddercrap dollah
dont spend it all in 1 place
ow sure. how much uddercrapdollah u want?
hmm dont have 7 dollah bills yet. but i could hire you to make them
trail wedge
how about three fifty?
carmine frigate
ok 2 three fifty
carmine frigate
aws have outages
u were playin a game hosted on aws or u read it?
soft night
twitch have issues what is related to AWS
carmine frigate
ahh i compared pubg and fortnite aws connection once
i cant check cpu on the server offc but pubg sends like 50 times more data or something
must replicate a bunch of stupid stuff
@soft night the pipe thats likely sabotaged there ... also datacables on the seabed there
soft night
oh that Nordstream pipes broke thing?
carmine frigate
ye
soft night
even boats cant go that area
zinc wagon
Rip boys, I ran out of wool, Fโs in the chat
look at this grandma trying to relate to the youngsters with the new cool and hip words
carmine frigate
well if you dont make it urself its prolly done by some kid in a sweatshop
proud jay
look at this grandma trying to relate to the youngsters with the new cool and hi...
Thatโs agist and sexist
Iโm gonna tell your grandma
Think Iโll give it to my nephew, heโs small himself, so itโs appropriate
zinc wagon
Iโm gonna tell your grandma
what is she gonna do? hit my arse with a slipper
zinc wagon
Think Iโll give it to my nephew, heโs small himself, so itโs appropriate
that's cute tho
celest musk
what was even the actual goal?
proud jay
what is she gonna do? hit my arse with a slipper
Maybe ram her cane up your behind
celest musk
a blanket?
proud jay
Just practicing crochet really
I could continue it into a scarf if I attach some new thread
celest musk
yea you could make a multicolored one
carmine frigate
when i went to school.. there was a new system.. it was called 2nd phase ... I was 1st year to ever get that and school went from 10 subject to like 25 or something
i got a 1 ... on schale 1 to 10 on ... textile formshaping
and a 1 on any subject u would fail
celest musk
or you fill it with cotton, close it and say it's a wool sausage
zinc wagon
when i went to school.. there was a new system.. it was called 2nd phase ... I...
were they teaching you every bit of science there is or something?
can you show us?
carmine frigate
@zinc wagon ever heared a politician talk about creating jobs?
well they created a bunch of bullshit
carmine frigate
well i dropped out and took a uni admission test... done
zinc wagon
lol same. mainly because the needles were too big for my hand at the same so i just hated it
celest musk
but all my stuff ended up kinda uneven, like dieter's thing
carmine frigate
skipped 2 years + the one i failed
proud jay
I just got an email of a local discount store saying that they wereselling crochet gear this week, and I was like, let's try it out yolo
proud jay
when i went to school.. there was a new system.. it was called 2nd phase ... I...
was one of the subjects burning everything you own?
celest musk
how long did it take you to make this?
proud jay
idk, maybe 4-5 hours
celest musk
also...
carmine frigate
i had chemistry ๐
proud jay
I didn't time it
celest musk
see, you can try to make a unreal logo maybe?
carmine frigate
French/german/dutch/english/technics/naturescience/bioligy/textile formshaping/gym/ chemistry/ selfmanagement/economics/personal hygine/ mathematics 1 /math 2... and thats just a few of em
celest musk
which tells you how many rows you do in color A and how many in color B
carmine frigate
all had to get passed with over 5
celest musk
so you have to keep count
proud jay
I don't even know how to attach 2 different pieces of thread atm
proud jay
French/german/dutch/english/technics/naturescience/bioligy/textile formshaping/g...
you get math 1 and math 2 at the same time?
only 32GB per tick allowed
carmine frigate
nah its 2 diffrent subjects.. math2 was more graphs and shit
i learend what osmosis is
and cell structures
proud jay
mitochondria are the powerhouse of the cell
carmine frigate
yea
celest musk
well, now you know
carmine frigate
when i was able to pick subjects. i went with chem/bio/math1 and 2/ nature science/ englisg and dutch
proud jay
why would you pick dutch lol
carmine frigate
my dutch is actually pretty terrible
celest musk
your english, too. so... ๐ /jk
proud jay
I picked economics and "making documentaries" as extra subjects
dno what I picked the other year anymore
I had to pick economics cause I was doing latin-modern languages so we didn't get any of that otherwise
I'm still staring tbh
carmine frigate
well dutch literature is not too bad
carmine frigate
I am Dutch
celest musk
then your dutch cant be that bad
carmine frigate
born and raised and for many generations
proud jay
but then agian, we didn't have much literature in general
I think just 2 books per year that we had to read
carmine frigate
everything i read is english tho
proud jay
an 1 in french
carmine frigate
movies i watch.. music i listen games i play
celest musk
when i read german stuff from like 70 years ago, it's totally different from the "modern" writing style
it's the same language, but different
proud jay
same with any language tbh
carmine frigate
i read some dutch stuff from like the 1700s ๐
proud jay
did you read "Kaas" by willem elsschot?>
carmine frigate
nope
proud jay
that's like the only old shit I read
from 1933 though
I guess we read excerpts from "Van den vos Reynaerde" as well
that was the oldest we ever read I think
carmine frigate
I read Max Havelaar
proud jay
I guess we read excerpts from "Van den vos Reynaerde" as well
from the 13th century
carmine frigate
1860... i dont recall the name of the 1700 book
proud jay
we also read parts of "lof der zotheid" from 1511
both quite nice to read tbh
they're satire
carmine frigate
might have been older than 1700.. i read it by mistake there are 2 dutch books with same name.. and the one i read was not on the allowed for test list.. my mistake or something?
not really my mistake tho
carmine frigate
anyways that stunt cost me some points
carmine frigate
pff dont read Dutch literature? :p
Max Havelaar was 1 of the 1st to critisize his own state/religion and stuff like that
its was done in roman times but not like this
its pretty brutal also
carmine frigate
@proud jay https://www.bol.com/nl/nl/f/de-handelsreiziger-van-de-nederlandsche-cocaine-fabriek/38312127/
ook een aanrader ๐
WW1 when the netherlands had a legal trade on cocaine and we sold it to every fighting party
the Dutch bein neutral and sell weapons / rum / tobacco/ coffee / cocaine to every1
primal summit
I have a stupid non-unreal question
why does discord not let me set a game overlay keybind?
it unbound it
oblique cloak
hmmm.... Salsa. Should be pronounced Sal-Sa. not Saul-Sa.
unreal ether
If you live in the UK it is ๐
oblique cloak
If you live in the UK it is ๐
drives me mad... lol everyone says I pronounce it wrong. NO.. i say it the way it is spelled. xD
slim atlas
Sauxa
sharp bronze
i need to finish that game
mystic field
tl;dr: it's loaded ping, but if your network is not at capacity from your stream...
Thanks for the advice I will heavily monitor the connection, I will probably try to bring my 2pcs and strat a proper stream on it, I been testing CSGO on a shitty pc today haven't saw anything weird connection wise ingame
pure summit
fleet tangle
Interesting. Love seeing the path find the ground and then suddenly the release!
turbid spindleBOT
:question: you know hot reload origins?
:8ball: Don't count on it.
deep copper
hot reload me
soft night
hug reload?
proud jay
deep glen
im compelled to click that
deep glen
oh god
proud jay
old internet is beautiful
deep glen
im sure someone still has the tab open ever since the website got up
1 minute is enough for me
proud jay
you know this classic? https://findtheinvisiblecow.com/
deep glen
moo!
solemn slate
Hi!
I want to develop some small games to add to my portfolio and to prove that I know how to develop games with Unreal. The problem is that I don't know what to do. I have no idea what game I can develop. Any advice?
Thanks!
foggy path
There's no games whatsoever that you can think of that you want to make?
What even made you want to become a game developer?
slim atlas
That clearly shows a lack of knowledge tho.
proud jay
idk make snake or something lol
foggy path
Yeah, I see the same questions asked by a lot of folks who are trying to become devs in other fields besides games as well
proud jay
if you don't know what to make, make a copy of something
slim atlas
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
terse wasp
Random - but yes
Yeah
I've been using Godot for 5+ years.
Only started taking using UE seriously at the start of this year. Been using UE off and on since like 4.12
Mostly dabbling
solemn slate
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Thanks!
solemn slate
There's no games whatsoever that you can think of that you want to make?
The games I want to make are big, with a lot of levels, etc. I'm asking about SMALL games, something fast to do that let me do more than one game in a month.
solemn slate
Yeah, I see the same questions asked by a lot of folks who are trying to become ...
Please, learn to read carefully and understand what you have read.
terse wasp
Go with the tried and true - wave based shooter.
Should be able to knock that out pretty quickly in UE
foggy path
Please, learn to read carefully and understand what you have read.
If you actually want help maybe don't immediately start being such a jerk
solemn slate
If you actually want help maybe don't immediately start being such a jerk
You too.
foggy path
I just asked a pretty simple question, I don't know what was wrong with that :P
I just see so many developers asking those kinds of questions and I don't really know why they struggle with thinking of something to build so much
solemn slate
If I asked about developing small games, it doesn't mean I have no idea about what to do. Probably, it means that I have a lot of ideas about what to do, but they are really big to doing it fast.
mossy nexus
For what kind of portfolio? What branch of the game dev tree are you wanting to be in?
solemn slate
For what kind of portfolio? What branch of the game dev tree are you wanting to ...
Sorry, but I don't know what you mean. I want to work as a game developer. I have learned Unreal by myself, but I have not working experience. I've been working as a software engineer for more than 22 years and I get bored doing the same thing everyday. Now, recruiters ask me about a portfolio. I think it is the game I have made.
celest musk
well i got bad news for you if you hate doing the same thing over and over
carmine frigate
remake a game from 8bit nes
solemn slate
remake a game from 8bit nes
Castlevania!
solemn slate
i played this1 coop quite a bunch
Thanks!
carmine frigate
you could get pickups and upgrade to supertank.. it was awwsome
also impossible to finish
the field is 1 screen big allways so u can just posess 2 pawns... no splitscreen or anything needed for coop
as are many of the old games
solemn slate
Thanks. I will remake old classics games. There are a lot! Thanks again.
foggy path
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vK82B3BjhaA&t=61s best retro games
solemn slate
Go with the tried and true - wave based shooter.
what is "the tried and true - wave based shooter"?
terse wasp
- Spawn
- Defeat a wave of enemies
- New wave spawns
rinse and repeat
CoD Zombies, Killing Floor 2, etc...
Horde mode from Gears of War
solemn slate
OK. Thanks.
foggy path
speaking of wave based shooters here's another classic lol https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HUcIR1JetGk
soft night
slim atlas
i just modelled and textured a bathtub
and now i will start the water for my real bathtub
i deserve it
unborn lotus
A bath instead of a shower? With the current energy prices? ๐
deep copper
you're already hot
then , reload !
deep copper
A bath instead of a shower? With the current energy prices? ๐
what's the price there ?
unborn lotus
Idk, something like 0.3 E per kwh of gas. Prices in winter will be around 500-700 euros per month ๐
deep copper
i wish i could warm you up and solve it for you
carmine frigate
well at some point filling the bathtub with beer is cheaper than hot water... looking forward too it ๐
washing up with champagne is really nice btw
carmine frigate
thats a stick right?
well had a friend work at high end hotel .. often bottles were over so we did stuff like that when shift ended sometimes
carmine frigate
ow thats looks allright.. if its not ice cold
celest musk
that's the twist...
carmine frigate
its super hot
celest musk
xD
pure summit
cold or hot as u like
carmine frigate
100C too disinfect
celest musk
but really, are they hooked to cold + warm water?
guess only cold water since it's usually the only pipe going to the toilet
pure summit
normaly to neutral water depend on weather
but u can connect the heater to it
like when u take a bath, idk what it is called in english
pure summit
yep by adding faucet or tap for the hot water connected to the hetaer
carmine frigate
ill stick with paper for now
mayB if i have some leftover champagne im not gunna drink....
gotta live a little
signal citrus
stick and built in
I hate built in. Itโs always the mens bathrooms with the built in bidet. Water all on top of the seat above it 
primal summit
I hate built in. Itโs always the mens bathrooms with the built in bidet. Water a...
Just use the urinal. For everything.
celest musk
TP is so nasty compared to bidet ๐
pure summit
TP is so nasty compared to bidet ๐
carmine frigate
well there is a lot of data to mine
finite lark
@waxen mulch you are super right, i should work on how i explain things ;v
for some reason when I get excited explaining things I think everyone follows
waxen mulch
@finite lark lol you were explaining things really sophisticatedly, which of course isn't a bad thing, I wish I could do it tbh. If I tried I'd overdo it and it would sound like complete nonsense
but yeah some of the things you had said were hard for even me to follow, and I've been doing this for years ๐
finite lark
i appreciate the callout XD
because I do write in a blog and I try to write for people that have different levels of comprehension within the networking environment of Unreal
and i notice that, while in the blog i try to target an easier lexicon
when I speak live I go nuts with concepts ๐คฃ
waxen mulch
ah that's really cool man, I've never had the patience for blogs or websites meant for helping people. Always wanted to get into making tutorials for people on YouTube (since a lot of the ones I see are usually not very good, or the hard to do things don't exist at all) but I'm just too lazy
drop your blog
finite lark
waxen mulch
Like man I sometimes agree with Adriel on recommending people to not watch many YouTube videos because they're just so bad a lot of the time.
I can think of maybe 2 or 3 content creators on YouTube who actively post free and quality like tutorial videos for UE
finite lark
i don't follow yt
but I know some quality content creators
- Tom Looman
- Matthew Wadstein
- UnrealEngine youtube channel
๐คฃ
you can tell my knowledge of content creators is quite limited
waxen mulch
same here, you named 2 of the 3 I was thinking of ๐
hopefully we can get him to use dispatchers next
he doesn't use event dispatchers at all he said
not even for widgets 
finite lark
didn't know this one
time to unrust my tech art skills
last thing i did tech art is helping kaos with a material for his hud ๐คฃ
we were both looking at each other like pretending we knew what we were doing in the material editor
zinc matrix
how's it popping?
waxen mulch
@finite lark this GAS blog is ๐ฅ
dim ruin
So stadia is folding. Called that before it even beta'd lol
Is there any other platform that uses pixel streaming or was stadia pretty much it?
I guess it'd probably still be used for other applications like non-gaming projects. Automotive, construction etc that use it to showcase stuff via web
foggy path
I saw somebody had made a prediction it would take about four years for Stadia to go away
Because the average lifespan of a Google product is... four years
Apparently it took Stadia a little bit longer, just under five years
:P
There are others, Nvidia's offering Geforce Now is doing well as far as I'm aware of
I think PlayStation Plus also offers that
steel summit
- Tom Looman
- Matthew Wadstein
- UnrealEngine youtube channel
Adding a few more to that list of quality resources:
https://www.youtube.com/c/WilliamFaucher great resource for lighting and high quality results.
https://www.youtube.com/c/BenCloward amazing resource for materials with very good explanations.
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCgTo7zxH9attC0KI1H_-6lQ/videos easy to follow along UE5 level building.
tulip orbit
thank you for those
stray orbit
Stadia was wretched-- so many flaws-- Geforce Now was killin' em since you could play most of your Steam/Epic/EA games via GFN... and it's even got a free tier.
Stadia forcing you to buy your games again and again was a bad move.
thorny dock
I had a weird thought before the announcement, that if google decided to shut down youtube they would be deleting a massive part of global culture and history. so much time machine in there
Also funny is google bluetooth locked the stadia controllers around launch (probably out of spite) so you can only use it outside of stadia on your PC if its plugged in. I'm interested to see if someone internally will push them to unlock the bluetooth for the controllers before everything is finalized
unborn lotus
It can probably recover, like when cghub shut down and artstation replaced it. More or less old artworks and artists resurfaced
unkempt solar
i don't think someone will have the resources to restore youtube
there are some crazy peoples like r/datahoarders? and probably some AI companies that may mirror some part of youtube but i doubt they can restore even portion of the content
proud jay
Just here to hate on the fact that c# attributes don't take generic types ๐ก
and generic attributes are still in preview ๐ค
unreal ether
i don't think someone will have the resources to restore youtube
I mean people estimate YouTube uses around 93 petabytes of storage per year from uploaded content.
Combine that with 15 years of YouTube history and you will easily hit a few exabytes.
So yeah I agree. People at most would get a portion of it. Nowhere near the entirety of YouTube could be restored..it's just too massive
proud jay
lol some guy called me on teams to fix a bug
10 min later, he looked me up on linkedin
strange
why did my team manager look at my profile 3 weeks ago ๐ค
deep copper
why did my team manager look at my profile 3 weeks ago ๐ค
probably to hug you and never let you go on risky mountains
proud jay
it was a 3d printer ๐ญ
trail wedge
it was a 3d printer ๐ญ
that's just a picture... they're 3D IRL
trail wedge
make sure to use both eyes when you see or it won't have depth
proud jay
wait, you guys have 2 eyes?
I've just been using the one all my life
I thought the second one was a backup
trail wedge
I've just been using the one all my life
don't lie like you're cool enough to be a pirate or a cyclops
or like one of the beholder things
trail wedge
or like one of the beholder things
no wait they have tons of eyes... just 1 huge one
deep copper
make sure to use both eyes when you see or it won't have depth
how about we trade ?! an eye for an eye
trail wedge
ohhh! can i touch them?
trail wedge
deep copper
that's cool!
trail wedge
Hunter x Hunter
trail wedge
they keep trying to take his eyes
deep copper
but why?
trail wedge
special eyes
deep copper
won't it be useless if you take it out
trail wedge
nah
deep copper
can i take you out?
trail wedge
nope
deep copper
that was quick
trail wedge
I'm unbeatable
deep copper
once you get used to beating it won't be all that bad
trail wedge
https://tenor.com/view/jail-right-to-jail-right-away-parks-and-recreation-parks-and-rec-gif-16177531
deep copper
green gang ๐
carmine frigate
my cat eats potato.. both cooked and raw
he likes it better than the catfood.. wich is like 10 times more expensive
its super weird... my previous cat loved peanuts but this1 doesnt want em
unreal ether
Is the cat called potato?
carmine frigate
nope
trail wedge
please tell me the cat is named Sasha
unreal ether
Damn
trail wedge
carmine frigate
no its called Sieb.. but i didnt name it
tulip orbit
trail wedge
carmine frigate
carmine frigate
i dont know any potato anime :p
carmine frigate
looks more like druggy ball Z
proud jay
damn some dude sending me a job offer for junior java developer
how dare he
call me junior
and imply I would write Java
smh
also, why is a guy from Hyderabad recruiting for a job in belgium
deep copper
also, why is a guy from Hyderabad recruiting for a job in belgium
probably because he wants someone huggable
the java job is just a bait
proud jay
so, when you gonna learn how to swim though?
deep copper
jr because if you were senior you won't be huggable easily
oblique cloak
bored af...
deep copper
so, when you gonna learn how to swim though?
i heard prices for resources were going up, an swimming needs water right
and*
oblique cloak
viper as jett jett as viper.
proud jay
i heard prices for resources were going up, an swimming needs water right
you don't buy water to learn to swim
trail wedge
you don't buy water to learn to swim
sand works just a good and it's cheaper when you're in the desert
soft night
deep copper
you don't buy water to learn to swim
if you were the water I'd swim 24x7
deep copper
https://tenor.com/view/trainspotting-mark-renton-toilet-dive-trippy-gif-6162369
that's super scary
trail wedge
not knowing how to swim feels like not knowing how to walk tbh
deep copper
who says I'm not in water?
your pfp
deep copper
the movie is called Trainspotting
okay now i can't figure out the plot
deep copper
about drug addicts
..explains
proud jay
he's dropped some pills in the toilet and wants to grab them but is tripping and imagining swimming in like some sort of ocean inside the toilet
deep copper
not knowing how to swim feels like not knowing how to walk tbh
? can you swim
trail wedge
? can you swim
can't most people
soft night
proud jay
I think so, in the western world at least
deep copper
he's dropped some pills in the toilet and wants to grab them but is tripping and...
that's horrifying tbh
proud jay
if you like movies about addicts you should watch Requiem for a Dream
truly shocking
if I did drugs, I would not do them anymore after that movie
trail wedge
maybe AU thought I ate a Devil Fruit
deep copper
I think so, in the western world at least
i guess it's more common where you have water bodies
deep copper
if you like movies about addicts you should watch Requiem for a Dream
no i will pass, freaky stuff
soft night
43 meters down
trail wedge
i guess it's more common where you have water bodies
the oceans are kinda big
soft night
if you want horror movie
deep copper
the oceans are kinda big
are you too?
deep copper
if you want horror movie
wait why are we going down this horror route ๐ญ
soft night
AU its that season
deep copper
the season of longer hugs?
proud jay
it's been a while since I've seen a good horror movie tbh
deep copper
yeah most are kinda bad plot wise, but it's still scary
proud jay
last movie I can rembember being really intrigued by was a thriller, Nocturnal Animals
that was good
soft night
trail wedge
deep copper
last movie I can rembember being really intrigued by was a thriller, Nocturnal A...
sounds like nature documentry
proud jay
last movie I can rembember being really intrigued by was a thriller, Nocturnal A...
if you do watch it, skip the first 2 minutes lol
cause it's some weird museum with fat naked ladies dancing
really not relevant at all
deep copper
i see why it is a horror movie
deep copper
https://tenor.com/view/alucard-luka-gif-13991728
๐
proud jay
https://tenor.com/view/alucard-luka-gif-13991728
this is castlevania?
or is there another alucard?
trail wedge
this is castlevania?
Hellsing (specifically Hellsing Ultimate)
trail wedge
or is there another alucard?
also Alucard
proud jay
no
trail wedge
that sounds like horror too
proud jay
stop harassing me
soft night
have you seen IT?
proud jay
https://tenor.com/view/hellsing-tfs-nailed-it-gif-18888414
I think I've seen an episode of this once
proud jay
have you seen IT?
the clown movie?
deep copper
stop harassing me
a private hug?
soft night
the old one or new one?
proud jay
the second one was slightly more scary
deep copper
reminds me, people are actually afraid of clowns right
deep copper
it's so weird, i thought clowns were supposed to entertain people
deep copper
a half-clown
soft night
Finland TV showed Pelle hermanny show for kids and some kids got scared of it
celest musk
because it's creepy shit
deep copper
that's sad
proud jay
Finland TV showed Pelle hermanny show for kids and some kids got scared of it
ok that does look creepy af
celest musk
anyone played CyberPunk with mods and can recommend some?
pure summit
deep copper
https://tenor.com/view/that-feels-nice-bob-belcher-the-bobs-burgers-movie-i-like...
you do too
proud jay
you are in a very harrassy mood today I see
deep copper
you are in a very harrassy mood today I see
i am not trying to!
pure summit
anyone played CyberPunk with mods and can recommend some?
just GtA only GtA
proud jay
why do you make the t small in GTA
celest musk
i'm bored of GTA, not that it's a bad game
pure summit
my t button is broken
celest musk
๐
pure summit
so i copy and paste i
celest musk
your shift button is responsible for caps
mossy nexus
Reinstalled Cyberpunk 2077 the other day. Uninstalled it today. Meh. MehMeh.
celest musk
oh
trail wedge
my t button is broken
https://tenor.com/view/ัะฐะน-ัะปะธะฒะบะธ-ัะพั-ัะปะธะฒะบะธัะพั-ะณะตะฝะธะฐะปัะฝะพ-gif-14316011
that's what I got for Tea Button
proud jay
Reinstalled Cyberpunk 2077 the other day. Uninstalled it today. Meh. MehMeh.
did you play it inbetween?
mossy nexus
yarp
proud jay
kinda wanna play it again
celest musk
i binge played Cyberpunk in the last 4 days ๐
proud jay
haven't played since a few days after launch
pure summit
your shift button is responsible for caps
but i can not click on t so
proud jay
played it for like 30 hours or so
deep copper
that's some dedication
proud jay
I just got to some pure combat part
pure summit
i'm bored of GTA, not that it's a bad game
how dare u,
celest musk
it's an very good game tho
proud jay
but the combat was so shit on the PS5 it felt like
mossy nexus
I felt like there are still to many unfinished, unpolished, incomplete things. I doubt CDPR will do a No Mans Sky and fix it all. Ever.
proud jay
I felt like there are still to many unfinished, unpolished, incomplete things. I...
they've topped witcher 3 peak concurrent players on steam though
proud jay
combat is just way to easy, imho
It's just the controls that feel like garbage
or did
idk
it's probably better with mouse
celest musk
might be a controller specific kind of thing
proud jay
probably
they had this fucking setting, where the controller would first move slowly and the longer you held the stick the faster it would move
like mouse acceleration
but on controller stick
it felt like ass
but it was on by default
soft night
so f1 and halo helmet kinda interesting https://quadrant.gg/products/quadrant-x-halo-mini
proud jay
tbh the shooting controls were what broke the game for me
other than that had no issues really
mossy nexus
they've topped witcher 3 peak concurrent players on steam though
Yeah the cartoon that came out drove a lot of people to play it / buy it. I simply wanted to test out my 90ti
proud jay
welp, seems like putin did the annexation anyway
ivory lodge
He made his decision. Let's see him enforce it.
proud jay
well it's just for military bs, cause now he can "defend" those areas
so enables him to mobilize more troops without officially declaring war
deep copper
he didn't already declare war?
deep copper
politics is complicated
ivory lodge
I like to think the CIA and FBI gave Trump bad Intel to give to Putin.
proud jay
did you guys see the counting of the referendum lol
the lady was literally showing the camera that they were empty ballots
celest musk
you've been there?
proud jay
but apparently they had a rule that empty ballots counted as yes
proud jay
you've been there?
it was broadcasted on russian tv
ivory lodge
As an avid Stellaris player, Putin should sue for peace and try again in 10 years after building up and researching rare technologies.
proud jay
as an avid human, putin should probably just die
deep copper
as an avid human, putin should probably just die
as an avid human, we should, do things
ivory lodge
@deep copper "You don't do things!"
"I take enthusiastic walks in the woods."
"And kill homicidal vampire priests.."
"Very enthusiastic walks."
timber viper
the lady was literally showing the camera that they were empty ballots
21st century is a weird age tbh ๐
@noble plaza isnt this your doge? ๐
deep copper
no that's cloud
timber viper
no that's cloud
But cloud is my cat
(my cat's name is Bulut means cloud in English)
nice ultra low poly mesh
skeleton is suffering
deep copper
why did you name it cloud? isn't it black?
timber viper
gray cloud
deep copper
ah rain cloud
timber viper
makes sense
cant people just use PCs with gamepads
at least being a Sony game dev studio doesnt suck
on the bright side
ivory lodge
I love cloud. For a long time I thought Japan would welcome femboys. Apparently that is not a thing.
thorny dock
"We've made some small graphical changes to the task bar for better ease of use"
ivory lodge
Gawd micro$oft....
deep copper
this was probably made for having like 2-3 icons
they could not guess people actually use it
deep copper
I love cloud. For a long time I thought Japan would welcome femboys. Apparently ...
how is cloud even related
ivory lodge
Because he's very feminine.
timber viper
deep copper
ah, i can't tell apart dog's and cat's feminine / masculine behaviours too well
timber viper
I guess cloud is the name of the character in FF
terse wasp
The remake's combat system is a travesty imo. Was looking forward to the remake, then they showed the combat system. Nah, I'll pass. Watched my friend play through it some as well. Complete wack.
deep copper
I guess cloud is the name of the character in FF
ooooooo
terse wasp
Yeah - my friend has New Threat. Definitely looked neat.
ivory lodge
I'm still waiting for a shiity vampire bloodlines remake.
I wish I could pull the assets out.
timber viper
I'm enjoying Deathloop
because you're dying from crunching
I die from trying to evade your โs
deep copper
I die from trying to evade your โs
i am dieing for some hugs
timber viper
sounds like a you problem to me
deep copper
it could be our <3
timber viper
you're not cloud so no
deep copper
all i gotta do is get rejected by japan right?
timber viper
1- ||kill yourself||
2- try to reincarnate as my cat
3- if you fail do the step 1 again
deep copper
1- ||kill yourself||
2- try to reincarnate as my cat
3- if you fail do the step...
just make me your cat without the steps
i gave you this wonderful offer before as well
timber viper
i gave you this wonderful offer before as well
while he is also here, why dont you ask Tank too
I have a cat, he doesnt
deep copper
while he is also here, why dont you ask Tank too
tank can't read my messages
timber viper
tank can't read my messages
1 blocked message?
deep copper
I have a cat, he doesnt
isn't yours away?
timber viper
tank sounds smart
deep copper
I'll see him tomorrow
yay!
and you can see me today
timber viper
rather not
timber viper
I rarely block people so if I see it I dont unroll unless I get the vibes of 
r
what is crapli's swansong
last time they were whining about storytelling is difficult
again?
nice
cant wait other one to get banned
dw they make theirselves obvious
deep copper
i wonder if carpli can be hugged, with a weeb pfp it could result in an interesting interaction
timber viper
i wonder if carpli can be hugged, with a weeb pfp it could result in an interest...
you cant even type their name properly
deep copper
you cant even type their name properly
maybe if they teach me a bit about typing it ๐
that would be a good ice breaker
if they will get banned anyway , I won't have to worry about irritating them