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World conquest?
Why USA has a ton of industry and can replace its losses
Hehehehehe
The entete has 21 million Casualties
Not if you keep doing it
The central powers have 11 million
You just need to be patient
I think it's pretty good
Im still way behind like it was irl
But i am holding longer then in history
Alright
Just make them bleed divisions and equipment
All my allies are gone
I was gonna ask if this was TGWR but Austria and Hungary are united
how did this happen gng
Its too late
Why do most of your runs end in doom and despair?
Because why not
The Gauls are gonna try to take Cordoba
And I have to defend the city as Carthage
Luckily it’s just a bunch of shitty Gallic warband infantry
...
Kill those frenchies
Ok
I don't consider myself from Spain
They will live under doom and despair
On the map your are from spain
Just kill Alfonso XIII
roblox hoi4 🥺 its so fire
Its not fire
it is
its not
its not
Roblox is ass
So true
Pro tip: If you hear an awful noise coming from the front of your car, try removing the Taylor Swift cd
my ears are immune to sound i am a machine that just drives forward no matter what
I would never have one of those in the first place


wdymmmm Taylor Swift is so good
Sabaton though
eh, don’t like rock/metal-stuff
To each their own
Roses are red
Grass is green
Being a girl is hard
My exes are mean
All of them toxic
Like a snail and salt
I’m a victim
Nothing’s my fault
There. I solved Taylor Swift.
🤣
Seriously though, different strokes
Holy shit based
WARSAW CITY AT WAR
@agile fern @vivid shore @zinc island @ionic oxide @uneven hamlet @tranquil cloud @iron marten @toxic pumice

Heya Melz!
haiii
is this how u feel after banning all of us?
Rome has fallen, it is done
does anyone wanna join my towny nation
do u still play towny
do u still play towny
hello
Pretty sure. Threw a trash bag into space at work. Oh, that's great, son, just great! If you're up for it, I'll make some time tomorrow for training. This is...
Sony is shit
Is this meat jelly language
bro... WHO is switzerland??
. . .
they are anarchist btw
woah woah woah woah there buddy
as the number one great power
did I allow you to bully Mexico?
no
I am saying this while bullying the ottomans
Good
🥳
Why is everyone posting soviet propaganda in my imperial russia game
I am not letting the revolution happen
Good morning Austro
did a red flood game the other day and accidentally won before i was even done with my focuses
W red
wth is this interface
it's cuz i have my game windowed and the resolution is a bit small
i'm an ipad kid so i'll be playing and watching something behind the game
Why is Karl Radek a Polish man In charge of socialist Germany seems kinda weird unless I don’t know something about him
bro' playing with 50x100 😭
just cuz he's the leader of the communist party in the mod
probably better ones yea lol
No wait he was in German left wing politics
Just checked
yea he was a marxist goldenboy so to speak
knew lenin and i think rosa luxemburg maybe
He knew her and defended her
In 1910
nice
but yea france just randomly declared war on me
but thankfully i had just finished my OP mountaineer/marine divisions
Meow
Gonna play Rome in the Rome 2 mod divide et impera which gives them a more difficult start
2 front war against Eprius and Etruria
I got trade agreements with Gallic tribes of northern Italy and the Illyrian tribes of Dalmatia as they aren’t much of a threat compared to Epirus and Carthage as I will be at war with the latter soon

Hi
No i played Chile
Oh ok
mhm
Nom
Very nom
nice
I might play a Czechoslovakia one
Pretty sure. Threw a trash bag into space at work. Oh, that's great, son, just great! If you're up for it, I'll make some time tomorrow for training. This is...
Pretty sure. Threw a trash bag into space at work. Oh, that's great, son, just great! If you're up for it, I'll make some time tomorrow for training. This is...

Are you sure?
Pretty sure
We can finally be bees
Are you sure
The nail gun impact is peak
As someone who is doing a whole lot of construction classes rn in my electrician courses, i can relate to the nail gun being thragg.
.
.
Are you sure
Pretty sure
This is good news
If i could Breakdance then i would be to this song https://youtu.be/_A8SQAQ_yRo
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Ruder Buster · Toby Fox
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We can finally play hoi4 24/7 mark
Lol
Mark
Let me break it down for ya
I dont know what that is but hell yeah
Interesting
Viltrumite
HOW DO I DO NAVAL INVASIONS OMG IM GONNA CRASH OUT
WHEN I DO THE NAVAL INVASION SUPPORT THING AND RIGHT CLICK ON THE ZONES, IT DOESNT TURN GREEN, IT TURNS ONLY BRIGHTER WITH NO COLOR
I love that Rude Buster got another version, ruder buster is so peak and awesome progression
Are you sure?
Pretty sure
I just saw adverts in the city that claim they are hiring male workers or couples to work on farms in Switzerland or France with immediate start, not suspicious at all
🤷♂️

I think its well-known at this point that recruiting for a job in a different country usually means atrocious working agreements
Hey Melz
haii
Doin well?
other than morning sickness 
True
.
I love it when the ac doesnt work on the bus
Are you sure?
Good
Long time no see guys
Hi
I never saw you either
Bc I am an ancient guy 😭🙏
Why would someone need to do that
I havent gone to one but i was told you risk losing your ability to walk
ima lowkey get one once I finish college
permanently?!!
And youll only gain like a few cm
Possibly
How short are you 😭
to become 6'5
I was told they do it like so they intentionally break your leg or something and thats how you gain a few cms
187💔💔💔
You can only do that if you are like 6'4 already
Yeah they insert metal rods inside your leg and the bone will grow around that
Its only a few cm but thats lowkey huge
I mean its also very expensive i believe
But you can do it if you want i just wouldnt ever
I just dont see when it would be useful or good
Oh might god Chak
Would you be so gentle to give Flowi your blessing and make her win every war she fights in the next HOI4 run?
I love when poeple enter off topic to ask about hoi4 because they are new or because they can't freaking read
it’s not that deep pookie
anyone know any good strategy geopolitics/war games that are not as complicated as HOI4
I lack the mental capacity to understand HOI4 gameplay
i gonna start game in plague inc
remember a guy back then who i went to school with, wasnt particularly close with
Ah nvm
cursed RAM speed
323?
Day 323 of posting teto in off-topic!
Hey Peachy thoughts on the Seleucid Empire
HAPPY VICTORY DAY!
Happy victory day
hello
Jack!
im new
Hi New, nice to meet you
I love when people assume the message is the name
because they can't read the name on the profile
Well, you joined this server in march
Anyway, this is off topic
Its a dad joke
obv
A really bad one
this is the second anarchist revolution
HOW ARE THEY MONARCHIST AND ANARCHIST AT THE SAME TIME\
HUUH
Anarcho monarchism
this is now my ideology if anyone is interested
I am now an anarcho-monarchist Empire
and I am not talking ingame
I was really trying to find out why I cant transport my armies with the baltic navy, and I found out why
I am gonna go conquer Copenhagen and Scania just because of this
kill Denmark out of spite
I’m gonna take Syracuse
hmmmmm
this is interesting
NOOO I GOT DERANKED FROM NR 1 GP
FRICK YOU BRITAIN
I btw built the Suez canal
suck it Britain
I am better
@umbral ingot the Punic War has begun
here comes the russian vasalls, choo choo
funni train
of death
the yellow bus is the ottomans
I have none
hai
game name plz?
Hey
Hey guys
Rome 2 with the divide et impera mod
why is emote disappearing
Ahahaga
I can't send images again 🥀
Maybe that's because my vpn is moving me to France?
Dead chat (Discord dead rather)
same
This one is also fine.
Mh
I bet someone is fuming over not being able to talk to their e-kitten
I just know it lol
heh..
i am..
...
Hello e-k... jk jk jk
hai haiiiii
Heyyy
Used the Discord outage to overclock my RAM, clean my PC and repaste my CPU with liquid metal
Hello Theodor
Hai theo
And same
Discord seems to be very very very mad at me
Unused ingame asset from no step back btw
your a spy
no hoi4 player screen shots
it is imposible
and the fact that its not a print screen and a picture of the pc too
holy shit bf2 is a hit or miss
sometimes it randomly tabs me out
makes my screen black for 5 minutes
work with no audio
restart my pc
or just crash instantly
its a gamble
I had this problem with Rome 2 and I just disabled set affinity core 0
when you load in you gotta hit the jackpot just to have a hour with no crashes
awwwww
discord and I made up
it's not mad anymore
Idk if it fears me
maybe it had pity
and spared me
from not working
yayyy
Gens Julia campaign or hoi4
hoi4
as Czechoslovakia I take it
my favorite nation to play is brazil
Thermal paste was dry as hell
Try pouring some water (don't actually try it).
ah shit too late /s
Welcome to the server 
hii
Hope youre having a nice day
Remove it with some paper towel off the cooler and the CPU and replace it with new thermal paste
I got a few more achievements today
I got the one where you need the capital of Mongolia as iraq, idk why its an achievement that is rare
Also welcome
Already did
Nice
Had some spare liquid metal that I applied, took ages
You can just play a non historical game and play for the sssr to spawn in the north and then you can declare war on the sssr and then invade Mongolia via the ussr
Foolproof plan
Tsk such a PC noob thing
xd
I open my PC so often the screws needed replacement
Did some research
found a guy who i knew irl he went from 165cm to 172cm
Def worth it
Specs of the PC?
I saw this lol
I love Fih
Non existent cable management
I had to pull my fans out of the way
Also whats your case!
The airflow is pretty bad but I really like the look
I wanna see if we have the same case
Since
It looks very simmular
When it comes to the top
And the free gpu slot cover things
Sooo
Explain the ss in your name
<@&846894118219022336> is it allowed!
Yayy
I got someone in trouble
Oh I mean I handled it not that its allowed 😭
Thank you Chak!
And thank you marjin
Damn Chak beat me to it
The emperor is wise and serves his people
Chak has evil patrick in his profile
I wonder what he's plotting
Evil
Chak might be planning something
super sweet
Can’t argue with that logic
Chak will kill us all D:
7 year olds shouldnt be on discord
why are you trans?
Are you calling me a 7 year old
Im not but ok
Sigh
wait wrong ping
<@&846894118219022336>
7 year olds cant be on discord
Nice alt btw
who
its pretty obvious
Yes
confidently incorrect
No one would go there
who would i be the alt of
And read it
You got banned for something in your profile
wouldnt i be ip banned
So you come back to be a silly little troll
cough
No?
also it was a reference to your bio... "not trans i just like the ponies"
Nope
discord ip bans you from servers lol
Not how it works
Yeah
Well
except it is
Uou would
how that works
But
That says exactly what is means
i was joking lol
What is going on in Offtopic rn?
Nothing much
Nothing
Just a suspicious person
i guess bro
take your time
Yo say in off-topic
Then you react to me banning someone
And then you immediately procede to call me a 7 year old
Keep in mind we accused you before you corrected yourself
"i am the 7th"
And then you immediately lashed out tank
so if i corrected myself why is it still evidence
That doesnt say their age whats so ever
friend if i was being stupid about one other persons profile what makes you think id not be stupid about theirs
lets put our thinking caps on...
"i am the 7th"... "i am 7". i was gonna edit it to look like that. it was a joke
I am just stating to why we called you an alt
also if that was me why would i go on an alt with a bio like mine 😭
i guess bro
You'd be suprised
Alot of people will get banned, and come back with a alt just to troll here
Its a constant thing
Yep
ntm my account is probably older than his
Not constant but happens
im not denying that this happens but i find it so funny how the first person you see is an alt all of a sudden
About the same age
warm welcomes
The first one could have also been the alt
the alt would have been here first
i joined 13 minutes ago
Forgot to update it to the 8th
jfc has anyone here heard of a joke
Your in a hoi4 server
your
There are a lot of germans here
so
Course theres no humor
Ur humor is apparently worse than a frog’s
Dont be mean to mr frog
chill on me
Also never noticed that you have tf2 on your profile
Nice
For your own sake
I going to go back to playing Skyrim
If you play too much skyrim
Yull get bored
And wont be able to play it for 3-4 years
That’s not just a Skyrim problem
Body armor
Germany for Victoria or Poland for Wojek
Ehh
Ehh
Wojtech is cool
Also yes I did use the slovak spelling
Muhahahahahhahahahahahahahaha
Sigh
Flowi is gonna cite rule 1 and mute me isnt she?
I tried hoi4 again I’m still not in the mood to play it will play Rome 2 divide et impera mod instead
I have to defend Sicily from yet another attempt by Carthage to take it from me
Ikr it’s goated
WHAT THE?
Have you seen the years?
Yes
It is the my little pony and mod
Equestria at war
Oh
Have you never heard of it before?
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Yes I did
But I didn't know the internal time
It’s one of the best hoi4 mods
Behind road to 56 ofcourse
anything past 1020 is considered late game
Kaiserredux is my favorite though
Played as national France went napoleonic retook the mainland conquered the world
I will say though that the ai has been buffed up recently
So they're no longer your traditional AI
But not like sheep's mod levels
I don't know, I'm not really into My little pony
Good night Peachy
Goodnight peachy
You dont need to be
Looking beyond the source material
its a pretty well made fun mod
Alright then
wow
for
for saying fuh naw
roblox nowadays gng get off its ass
apparentaly it violates roblox tois despite me being with a 17-18 age account
hoi4 is boring with no dlc
any unique templates they have?
well, considering the tech in the mod, i assume so tbh
Late game flame tanks use demolition guns instead of flamethrowers
Well basically the new ai makes use of lower combat width very well, so you can see a lot of 7/2s or 9/1s. 30 width special forces. Flame Tanks, TDs and SPAAs are used more often. The AI will also make use of semi-meta designs for aircraft and ships
made some friends
how did you get more manpower
the Liechtenstein tactic?
okey why are there so many anarchist uprisings
I have never seen anarchists in a playtrough before
now I am seeing them pop out everywhere in europe
UHHHHHHHH
Britain?
what happened
I saw for a split second "East India", which probably meant the east india company revolted
and then
this
oh well I am now once again nr gp
thank you india
britain is behind me by 200 prestige
its joever
WAIT WHAT
HOW IS BRITAIN NR 1 AGAIN
bruuuh
I am in a eternal battle with them for the number 1 spot
they just lost all of India and still are considered nr 1
ts annoying
the funny part is that I never fought them once
in this entire playtrough
I fought Prussia once when they are my ally, and Britain not once when we have been rivals since the start of the game
Are you having trouble with Vic3?
I am having a lot of fun
My problem rn is too much deficit that I think I will fix soon enough
And a lot of infamy that should go away anyway
Yeah
Good
i have a trick for u
dont conquer land
make puppets
make a large puppet empire
so when you integrate lesser infamy n even if you get coalitioned you shld be strong enough
also if you do formables
if your puppet has the land u annex em so
yeah
got kinda bored so I started redrawing kaiserreich in MS paint
I wasn't either
Doesn't matter
The mod is still peak
I like Equestria girls better
Fix the map Give Bosnia whole world
and i'm redrawing soviet internal borders 🤑
wanna do it in svg
I am playing vannila vic as russia so I have no formables
holy
this reminds me of my US of Austria map
welll
you r strong ash
as russia
you prolly fine
yeah I am
I am nr 1 gp if Britain finally loses their war against India
which they already lost control over them
so I dont know how they still have so much prestige
You pull every1 if you have this
did u get the new dl
no
I dont have great wave
didnt buy
i shld cause i do have a mod
I have every one but that
and i do gotta make a patch for the mod
i said i would work on it in may
so i gotta do it eventually
I remember making a mod of Bosnia genuinely just Bosnia existing
No leader no focus
Just Bosnia
3 leaders actually
just being there
You should be shivering in ur timbers
i made a mistake with my mod
of course
Good
cause its insignificant of course no one noticed
its fine
their regular now
(i copy pasted serb stuff into it and called it a day)
to be fair if I was supposed to pick on who would be better to control parts of the balkan I would rather have Bosnia then Serbia
Bro what did Bosnia ever do 💔
I mean I would rather not have Serbia exist
Based
Bro we legit carried Austria Hungary in Italy
I am ragebaiting
and you are right
if it wasn't for the brave bosnians
Italy would have been a great power
scary
Ic
W Austria Hungary tho
For the modernization
We needed that
and protection from the barbaric ottomans
Bosnia is the center of the solar system true
(and serbs)
It took the ottomans about 70 years to take Bosnia
no its obviously Austria
Especially them bro
Sure
thats just common knowledge
I'll take Austria
What's important is that it isn't Serbia
That the center
Serbia is the force that is unbalacing the universe
Give Vojvodina to Hungary,Sandžak to Bosnia and problem solved
And idk
Nuke the rest
Bosna🇧🇦 🤑
ai generated SpongeBob cover of Bosnian song. He is a proud bosnian!!
cover made with create.musicfy.lol
another spongebob balkans video: https://youtu.be/DrXAYeruFL4
#spongebob #bosnia #AIcover
Bosnia number 1
Number 1 army
Number 1 economy
Number 1 Air Pollution
Number 1 GDP

@mortal thunder here
turns out
i actually
didnt remove it in the new patch
its in the draft version
well ima not remove it cuz
the draft versions
is fked
and taking out 1 fix is too much work
i was spouse to separate balkan turks christian turks and anatolian turks
and rumelian would be for balkan christian n muslims turks
but i havent updated the mod
in 2 months
so lowk
maybe when i finally wake up
i fix it
😭
@turbid pilot Sicily is Roman
as it shld be
Gonna take out Carthage for good because Carthago delenda est
wipe out all barbarians
of us by us or not us
hi all
Hello
goodmorning people!
-1.3k casualties
Happy victory day chat
Goodmorning
Good morning Peachy did you see my Rome 2 screenshot
@stiff agate up here
I took Sicily from Carthage
They are trying to take it back
@mortal thunder yugoslavia or ottomans
Which Yugoslavia
probably greater yugoslavia and a democratic one
too early for communism
greater means they get greece n thracia
plus albania n istria
So a confederation that's free and fair?
No SerboSlavia bullshit
@stiff agate I got the groups Charlie joins in Skyrim planned out
depends
once i make the state
n political parties
tis up to the ai
als
@mortal thunder
Yugo
there wont be any slav on slav violence
I'll choose Yugo them
I have 4 families vying for power in my Rome campaign including the one I’m playing as (gens Julia)
No no definitely
beat they asses
I’m trying to maintain dominance while keeping the others content so they won’t start a civil war
might have religous war
cuz since its democratic
it might go athiest
which means every religion will revolt
😭
or one might take over n rest will fight
Bogomilists take over
Lucius Julius Libo is my family and faction leader
back from the dead
course ya do
Most catholics in Bosnia were just Bogomils that were afraid of a crusade btw
Fun fact
Imperial leigon, companions and dawn guard
i always found it wierd ho they disapeared so fast
you would think 1 village or smt
would stay
William afton will join the stormcloaks, theives guild, dark brotherhood and vampires @stiff agate
Gone so quickly
There are still Bosnians that larp as bogumilis
tragedy
i think its sad
all these christian sects died off
Most of them just saw Islam as a continuation and just chose it
They were really Christian
They didn't believe Christ was god
And they didn't use crosses
Because they thought of it
yeah iim talking about all the heretical sects
As a symbol of Pain and Suffering
Ah ic ic
i misis the assyrian orientals
What do mormons even do
dam mongols
True
That would be interesting
i think its a tragedy all these quirky heretical churches died off
alot of them were interesting ash
all the ones left
r dum
Should have seen the heirchy of the Bosnian church
Very interesting
balkan religion is too much for me
Ic ic
pagan horsemen from asia conquered pagan slavs and became catholic?
and then their little brothers who got conquered became protestant?
so much stuff
In Bosnia we first used to pray to trees and knock on them for good luck and thinking that God = nature
And then we became Christians and Bogomils
And blah blah
You know the story probably
i think of all balkan groups
the most interesting r hungarianns romanians n albanians
Albanians just kinda came in
what other ethnic groups have their cultural hero be a former orthodox convert to islam who then coverted to catholicism
Have a fun weekend goobers

their cultural figure head literally represents all 3 religions they follow
Good old Omer paša lataš
U 2
Will do
most of my playthrough are full of socialist uprisings, i even saw a socialist tuat uprising in socialist tuat
Now to defend Sicily from god knows how many Carthaginian attacks
My friend from work has adopted a doggo! See pet channel for tax
@mortal thunder i added alot of people to make world more populated
there is now 160million slavs
in 1836
(i plan to make bangladesh a russian colony)
the % of religions isnt updated
updated
Holy
Crazy to think that it's equal to 1 country...
less then 1
make it 10 billion cuz why not
india has 1.5bil
how would i do that
Mb
idk, editing saved file could prob work
i havnt really tried ir yet
no
as in who do i make
10bil
do i make 8billion indians
how do i even make a realistic 10 bl
<@&846894118219022336>
@lost marten
@main mango you know if you click on the bubble thing it will prevent your ship from cavitating, making it much less detectable to enemy passive sonar?
idk whats going on
just curious why you're going at max speed out of the patrol area
@mortal thunder i made it 1.7bil instead of 2.5
(i removed alot of indians n africans i added too much in the first place)
More realistic ig
the world has a very wierd ethnic make up
it is not realistic
Was talking about the population
But yeah this ain't realistic
btw im making only 5 colonial states guess where the colonies gon be
i feel its very obvious
Africa?
just a clue
Yeah
I was gonna ask bout that
Anyway I gotta go back to studying
Anatomy
Bye
glhf
cya
Long time no see
yea... busy with school the whole time
Fair
I got addicted to Skyrim now
Gonna get sap from the elder green
And yes Maurice is with me
I always thought he was supposed to betray you
Turns out he helps you by giving you a sappling
It was just to get them to the usa
union of Romania-Hungary?
Long time no see
there are so many things wrong with how she plays
She will never do it
Hii jack!
Bad
I feel ill and have a headache
Wbu?
Very cool
Hey Jack 
and how are u doing
Have good and alot of luck
woooow 2 weeks
hi
I will do a Pasta bake tommorow
It will be very tasty