off-topic

[turbid pilot]

most people

r uneducated

or have very short term thinking

they do not understand meaning of 10 dollars per day over 10 years is big money

[stiff agate]

Where do ya live since it might be a cultural problem too

Sure I live in a Idiocracy coz of old people but when those die well be just peachy

[turbid pilot]

im from singapore

i think ive said that

like 100 times now

[paper pollen]

Is this beginner friendly

[turbid pilot]

yes but

if u need help go to #ask-for-help-here

there r people there

who go to help

[stiff agate]

#hoi4-general or

The one jokage sent

[paper pollen]

Ah I see. I’m debating on whether I should buy it or not

[stiff agate]

Soo you could be described as having a compitent authoritarian leader

[stiff agate]

You have steam

[turbid pilot]

not really

we weened off the authoritarian system

[stiff agate]

And you have a 2 hour guarantee

[turbid pilot]

introduce laws to prevent total one party control

etc etc

[stiff agate]

Thats why I said compitent

[paper pollen]

Yea

[stiff agate]

And incompitent one is for example russia

[stiff agate]

Then you can try it for a 1,9 to see if you like it

[turbid pilot]

and im saying we arnt authoritarian anymore

since like 2010s

[paper pollen]

Last time I did that but with BNG drive they refused my refund until a very nice gentleman at steam support decided to refund me as a nice gesture

[stiff agate]

Huh

Never happend to me

Altho you could just be refunding way tooo much

[paper pollen]

Weird tbh

[paper pollen]

I don’t think so. I’ve only refunded about 3 games in 8 years

[stiff agate]

Enough talking about politics for today

Goodnight people

[stiff agate]

Hmm

Then I dont see an issue

If you had less then 2 hours on it and had it in your library for less then 2 weeks

It should have went straight trough

[paper pollen]

I did refund it one time before tho that might’ve been why

[stiff agate]

Ahh

I see

Dumb of you

[vocal fiber]

Good night everyone

[worldly rose]

Good noot

[meager patrol]

Marijn

[worldly rose]

Hey Flowi

[meager patrol]

Hru?

[worldly rose]

bored hbu

[meager patrol]

Loosing my faith in #hoi4-general rn

And my Allergies

Are Killing me

[white raft]

hi friends

[worldly rose]

only now?

[plain matrix]

https://tenor.com/view/spongebob-butt-drums-booty-big-gif-19880661

[dry kestrel]

mao x stalin while trotsky watches

[echo sedge]

(They broke up)

Washington is my new boyfriend-mao zedony

Stalin: nooo why do you leave meee
Mao: im not your puppet🤬

[white raft]

i love water so much

water is my favorite thing to drink

[worldly rose]

can relate

[echo sedge]

I can see you with your top hat and your bow tie

Lowkey please dont tell me youre annoying about it

[white raft]

i think basic training broke my taste buds

[echo sedge]

Fair

Water is goated but its NOT THAT goated🙏

[white raft]

i enjoy soda but every time i finish exercising all I can think about is drinking 2L of water

[echo sedge]

Water best drink but like

Ehh

[safe saffron]

Hi

I am new

[inland fern]

hello new

[stiff agate]

Are you civ

[turbid pilot]

yikes

[wide cradle]

Do anyone know how to increase special forces cap in the game

[vocal fiber]

In the focus tree or getting a bigger army

[turbid pilot]

WE carried fr

[zinc dirge]

Let the Operation “Sales of Iron” officially begin.

[harsh mist]

paradox after releasing a dlc with only 4 new features for the games base price:
||Cash Grabs of Iron IV||

[vocal fiber]

No hate is tolerated against HOI4, mods ban him
joke

[harsh mist]

BRING IT ON

https://tenor.com/view/it's-time-space-marine-warhammer-40k-let's-go-for-the-emperor-gif-10551040492759337465

dies

[turbid pilot]

https://tenor.com/view/warhammer-40k-astartes-turn-astartes-turn-warhammer-40k-space-marine-warhammer-40k-astartes-space-marine-turn-gif-15925912834426228665

[tidal bramble]

HIi

[vocal fiber]

Hellooo

Wellcome

[tidal bramble]

Thanks

I bought this game yesterday on sale lol

Trying to figure it out

[hybrid bear]

My inner big brother accidentaly created a 1984 scenario

WHY DID IT TAKE ME TO OFF TOPOC

Topic*

[meager patrol]

@worldly rose you are the cutest thing ever

;3

[hybrid bear]

😆🎉2006 Toyota Corolla

[turbid pilot]

https://tenor.com/view/joe-biden-what-gif-3784745843284049350

[hybrid bear]

[tiny crystal]

this server im in has a funny lil reference

[echo sedge]

I❤️ imperialism /j

[turbid pilot]

erm

this just happened to me

thanks

[worldly rose]

[meager patrol]

https://tenor.com/view/max-and-kaylee-profile-picture-gif-12722690200033688915

Hru?

[worldly rose]

Im fine, just did my taxes

[echo sedge]

Taxpayer🫵

I just do tax fraud (being under 18)

Way easier

[worldly rose]

I cannot do a being-under-18 anymore

[exotic bolt]

omg thank you for making me remember

I just opened the chat

[frail fable]

why?

youd have more money if you didnt

[meager patrol]

Nice

[echo sedge]

Just become a jellyfish smh my head

Skill issue

[frail fable]

hiii fwowi

[meager patrol]

https://tenor.com/view/haruka-konoe-ophelia-dog-cuddle-scratching-gif-3388492867279322349

Hello

[worldly rose]

Awe

[meager patrol]

Dont worry you will get your pats later

[echo sedge]

Lowkey talking about empires be so boring

Cause its like "waow so cool big country control resources big army"

[stiff agate]

Im forced to be near anoing peoplple

It is hard to no throw up

[safe saffron]

Yup

[stiff agate]

Then you not new

Also finaly its sneaker wearing seazon

[amber crest]

Same here

[stiff agate]

And popsicle season

It indeed is hog

[turbid pilot]

i love gambling

[stiff agate]

Gambling sucks

[amber crest]

Playing France in medieval 2 total war

[stiff agate]

I disslike it being hot

[amber crest]

It’s 9c where I’m at

[meager patrol]

Same

I cant understand why people like it hot

17°c

And im melting

[stiff agate]

And I only have thick pants in my closet

No skirts nor shorts

Sighh

This sucks

[meager patrol]

Wanna have one of mine

I have too many

[stiff agate]

Sure

Also you didnt show up for the cake meany!

[turbid pilot]

'

its not gambling

its recreational wallet emptying

[stiff agate]

It indeed is

[turbid pilot]

its like 1% odds

u ever profit

u did profit but

thn i spent more

[stiff agate]

Beign a broke boy

[turbid pilot]

at one point i was 150 up

[stiff agate]

Is gambling

[turbid pilot]

now kinda even

ehh

my inventory rn is worth 400

and i used to have 150 more in stuff

that i sold off to buy games

so i am kinda up rn

[amber crest]

Give me Rennes

[meager patrol]

Im still on my way

[stiff agate]

What a shame

I already ate it

I wanted to teach you strategy right?

Division speed is important t

[meager patrol]

What is it that people want to teach me things and call me mother

@worldly rose do i give out mom vibes?

[worldly rose]

no

[vocal fiber]

Today I did a Spanish literature test

[meager patrol]

Thank god

[stiff agate]

But why did you Marjin call you mommy then?

https://tenor.com/view/kaede-azusagawa-rascal-does-not-dream-of-bunny-girl-senpai-seishun-buta-yarou-wa-bunny-girl-senpai-no-yume-wo-minai-anime-girl-gif-13309870123665735064

[royal mantle]

You have the 'annoying cousin asking for games on your phone' vibes though

[stiff agate]

Heya god!

[royal mantle]

[worldly rose]

😭

[worldly rose]

Excuse me?

[meager patrol]

Good enough

[stiff agate]

The walls are too thin

I hear everything

[meager patrol]

Shit

[stiff agate]

Soo im gonna call you mother and father now!

[meager patrol]

No

[stiff agate]

Yes!

[meager patrol]

No!

[vocal fiber]

Good morning Chak

[stiff agate]

Depemand it!

[vocal fiber]

How are you chak?

[keen bough]

[stiff agate]

Haya tails

[royal mantle]

working while sick, so basically the regular feeling

[meager patrol]

Get well soon!

[vocal fiber]

Why is that?
Allergies?

[zinc dirge]

Steam Version of Roblox, but better.
Coming soon.

[amber crest]

chat what two events prevented Hungary from becoming a major European player

Hint WWI is not one of them

The Mongol invasion and ottoman conquest

[royal mantle]

I'm just sick, I don't have any allergies that make me sneeze or anything

[vocal fiber]

I hope you get well soon

[amber crest]

Get better soon

[stiff agate]

just play gmod 🙏

[frail fable]

too much positivity i hope you get worse >:)

(jk)

[tawdry maple]

I think Austria kind of conflicted with it

I got that feeling

[latent heath]

If I remember right hungary was a thing way before austria was, and was way stronger for a long time

Hoi4 is a game that can make you patriotic for other nations...

[amber crest]

Hungary took land off Austria during the 1400s

Austria only took over Hungary because Hungary was decapitated after Mohacs

When the Ottomans killed the Hungarian king and most of the nobles

[white raft]

hi friends

[white raft]

probably the mongol invasion and the ottoman conquest

[amber crest]

Yes

[white raft]

wow really

[amber crest]

Yeah

[vocal fiber]

Hello

[white raft]

also that time after ww1 when they went crazy and declared war on all of their neighbors

[amber crest]

And got defeated

[frail fable]

maybe i should consider playing more games

but the issue is that most games are boring and/or bad

[amber crest]

Medivial 2 or Rome total war

[frail fable]

this is like an ancient issue for me

because as a child, as a small creature i also used to not like a lot of this popular stuff

[amber crest]

Gog has good versions?

[frail fable]

i wanted to read history books right, and its similar with video games

i like strategy games

[amber crest]

Like they run smooth and better than steam version and are cheaper

[frail fable]

its not about the specific game i just dont end up liking most games

which sucks

liking a lot of things would be nice

[amber crest]

Yk I can relate

Like I have a ton of games on my steam acount and I return to play less than 5%

[frail fable]

im also very broke so im hesitant to buy video games i know i will likely not enjoy/play without someone else around

[amber crest]

I got medieval 2 the full game with the kingdoms expansion for 4 usd on gog

Because it worked better than the steam version

[frail fable]

its not that i need to like save money its just yk

im not rich

[amber crest]

funny because I have a lot of money and I don’t buy that many video games either

Because most don’t interest me

[frail fable]

thats fair

not that it would change for me regardless its just yk

tend to be careful idk how to explain it

too tired rn

[amber crest]

I can relate which is why I use my video game cycle system

Basically I get bored of a video game and jump to another one I like

Which repeats until I get back to the original one

[meager patrol]

@worldly rose i luv you

[worldly rose]

[stiff agate]

#server-rules rule #6

[spark scroll]

Yo my bad

[stiff agate]

Also begging for money on a hoi4 server isnt gonna work

Were brome too!

[spark scroll]

Nah i know if people can buy all those dlcs they can spare like 20 pound

[stiff agate]

Your talking to a hoi 4 player

Some of these people starve to buy a dlc

Or they wouldnt support you since a new one is coming out

[amber crest]

I’m not broke

But I’m not gonna give out free money

[stiff agate]

Yeah

That too

[meager patrol]

why knife?

😔

[vocal fiber]

Knive fight

[meager patrol]

stabs meluchipower

[vocal fiber]

Why?

[turbid pilot]

i just won a game i played with 200-300 ping

[tawdry maple]

Do yall fw the Minecraft cannon

[turbid pilot]

why the barrel so small

who u tryna blow up

toy soldiers?

go big or go home

[tawdry maple]

The gun 1 size up is 3 times its size

And it’s just supposed to be an older cannon anyways

[turbid pilot]

ok sar

[vocal fiber]

That man's little "Wunderwaffen"

[meager patrol]

stabs meluchipower again

[vocal fiber]

Third is the charm, go for it

[vocal fiber]

I must say german enginnering is superior

[meager patrol]

No

I know u freaky

[vocal fiber]

German enginnering was, is and will be superior

[vocal fiber]

You tell me every day

[vocal fiber]

Shit

[meager patrol]

[meager patrol]

Too late

[vocal fiber]

I know

Is this my birthday gift?

[meager patrol]

Your birthday is tommorow

[vocal fiber]

I know :3

I was testing you

[meager patrol]

Well

I can remember everything.

[vocal fiber]

I saw that XD

[meager patrol]

Saw what

?

[vocal fiber]

"I have a perfect memory"

[meager patrol]

i never said that

[vocal fiber]

Of course...

[paper pollen]

Will hoi4 get any cheaper than 14.99

?

[meager patrol]

its already super cheap

what else do you want?

[paper pollen]

9.99

[turbid pilot]

u took this from the airfryer tea lady

[latent heath]

you mean the american lady who wanted to make tea in a god damn airfryer?

no, I took this from the great henry

[meager patrol]

maybe in 2 years

[latent heath]

doubt it

as long as the game stays relevant, it wont get much cheaper I think

[meager patrol]

mhhhh

do i take the discount?

[latent heath]

take it

its not gonna get much better I think

and the DLC is really good

[vocal fiber]

Rule 1 :3

[vocal fiber]

Maybe next year

[latent heath]

maybe, but unlikely

[meager patrol]

since there is english on it and everybody has it on there own language and its not too big

everybody understands that

[latent heath]

didnt even notice it was in german

[meager patrol]

see?

[latent heath]

also everyone here should know what it says there

[turbid pilot]

lol big nations bundle kaufen sounds funny

[vocal fiber]

You are a mod
You should follow the rules :3

[meager patrol]

Nope

Im a junior mod

[echo sedge]

Nuh uh

[rare star]

junior mod

[vocal fiber]

You can't ban me

Just delete my messages

[royal mantle]

https://giphy.com/gifs/reaction-matmot-matmotgif-4jpujLstOoXPIKChRH

(HOI store page is fine to be fair)

[meager patrol]

muting is a option too

[vocal fiber]

Chak

Don't

No

[vocal fiber]

How many people have you blocked in this server?

[meager patrol]

more than one

[royal mantle]

https://giphy.com/gifs/WiseMonkeymeme-yes-dunno-cant-decide-yjZedIjQFzXHaSVmax

[vocal fiber]

I know

[vocal fiber]

You wouldn't dare...

[meager patrol]

you brought it on yourself

[vocal fiber]

Our god Chak is benevolent

[turbid pilot]

ive never blocked anyone except one guy that spammed wierd shit in my dms

https://tenor.com/view/evil-superman-gif-632723218522114279

[fleet portal]

Enclave pfp

[royal mantle]

Dare? I would dare. Whether or not I should is debatable, though.

I just prefer to be nice as the Canadian I am

[vocal fiber]

I will unfollow you from YouTube if you do it

[meager patrol]

dont mess around with canadians

[vocal fiber]

Says the German

[meager patrol]

we germans learned the harder way

[turbid pilot]

bingo

[vocal fiber]

CHAK is god
Marijn is Gabriel
ChatKat is Michael
Casey is Raphael
But you Flowi, you would be Lucifer
(Joke)

[turbid pilot]

heresy to the greatest level

[meager patrol]

sounds like someone wants a punishment

[vocal fiber]

That's what happens when you have or had a hispanoamerican girlfriend, you learn a lot about Christianity

[vocal fiber]

Well, I'll meet you in hell

[turbid pilot]

well probably not

majority of christians have very little idea about the religion

a scary amount

[vocal fiber]

Hispanoamerican aren't Christian, they are catholic

[turbid pilot]

listening to my protestant spout the most heretical statements in the world

[meager patrol]

https://giphy.com/gifs/reaction-mood-7NP07dTr1gZstAan9f

[turbid pilot]

this right here

https://tenor.com/view/laughing-man-covering-mouth-lol-in-tears-gif-18016812431523599211

literally what i was talking about

[vocal fiber]

Maybe I would go to the third circle

Being Christian and catholic are different
But they all follow Christianity

[vocal fiber]

Which circle would you go to?

[turbid pilot]

god dam protestants

and their heretical slop

this is what happens when you let people make any kinda church they want

[meager patrol]

@worldly rose you are the cutest

[vocal fiber]

True 😂

[turbid pilot]

catholic christians a 1500 year old religion suddenly stops being christian cause a buncha germans claim they have the real interpretation of the bible

then they start making slave bibles and judeochristian bibles

[vocal fiber]

But they had a reason to do it

[hasty estuary]

better then a certain bomb religion

[vocal fiber]

Print a 3D model of him and sent it to him

[amber crest]

Or the pagans who forgot how to the rituals

“So how do we woreship Zeus again?”
“I forgot”

[stiff agate]

You meany

[stiff agate]

Its zeus

Half of them are his offspring

[meager patrol]

😒

let me call cute whoever i want

[stiff agate]

Nope you didnt show up for cake time

All baked and ready!

[turbid pilot]

after the brits got hand of it the entire protestant movement lost the plot

[stiff agate]

With coffe and free tea!

[meager patrol]

send me slice

[turbid pilot]

all the wierd ass denominations

[stiff agate]

Mail?

[meager patrol]

free?

[amber crest]

I was referring to the dilapidated state a lot of the major pagan temples were in during the 350’s in the Roman world

[turbid pilot]

were started by wierd ass brits

[vocal fiber]

Wait a minute
Mythologies are religions which existed long ago and nobody now a days follow them
If people stop believing in Christianity would it turn into Christian mythology?

[meager patrol]

https://giphy.com/gifs/CUbiYQbsKSGAM

[stiff agate]

Well your a guest

Soo ofcourse

[turbid pilot]

🤷‍♂️ probably not since it is still enshrined into islam

unless both go

christianity heavily influenced islam

their mosques

their practises

[stiff agate]

Mehhh relegion seems kinda dumb because of medival politicis

[turbid pilot]

not all but still heavily influenced

[turbid pilot]

everything is dumb when politics is related

[vocal fiber]

Half of the conflicts in middle ages were due to religion

[turbid pilot]

thats the nature of politics

a brawl for power

no matter the means

[turbid pilot]

probably

[stiff agate]

Right we totally arent killing these men because were racist

[turbid pilot]

it is the center of major religions

[stiff agate]

Were doing it for god!

[turbid pilot]

prolly not

middle east at that time

[vocal fiber]

Humans being racist?
Never

[turbid pilot]

was still majority christian

its just that the muslims had better armies or tactics

[stiff agate]

Also medival relegion was used as propaganda

More then a belive

[turbid pilot]

ehh

medieval propaganda

is hardly propaganda

[stiff agate]

Why was every king blessed by god

[turbid pilot]

people arnt educated

[vocal fiber]

Yes

[turbid pilot]

u tell em smt they will believe it

[vocal fiber]

Including in roman times

[turbid pilot]

u bring em here now tell em this machine makes food if u kill someone

they gon believe u

[stiff agate]

Still makes it propaganda even if the people are dumb

[turbid pilot]

oh the rain? if u dont kill those guys over there it will rain

[worldly rose]

Since the core material is still believed, probably not I imagine

[turbid pilot]

or if u kill those guys it will rain

anything really

[turbid pilot]

the point is the religion was just a vehicle for it

they would believe u regardless

[stiff agate]

Chuck this babby whitch may or may not be my illigimate hair in to the fire pit

[turbid pilot]

just make some manufactured results

[stiff agate]

And itll rain

[turbid pilot]

like if u make one real prediction

they will say u can predict the future

it still happens today

some random person says a buncha shit happens

1 thing happens people think their a oracle

[stiff agate]

I can predict the future!

Ill show you my prediction!

[turbid pilot]

erm it will rain tmw and tmw that lady might die and that car is actually a illusion casted by the evil spirits

oh it rained

[stiff agate]

Flowi is gonna call marjin love or cute

[turbid pilot]

he is a prophet

[stiff agate]

This week

[mortal thunder]

Or you just give them stuff and they join you

An example is Peter Vald

[turbid pilot]

that too

but the most common one is throwing shit till it sticks

[mortal thunder]

He gave peasents stuff they believed him and joined his herecy

[stiff agate]

Medival rules were just incompetent

[turbid pilot]

wrong

many medieval rulers were very inteligent and educated

and they new the subjects werent

[stiff agate]

I ment imbred

[turbid pilot]

so they got to get away with whatever

[stiff agate]

But my autocorrect

Did autocorrect

[turbid pilot]

the inbred shit was mostly in the higher rungs of nobility

[mortal thunder]

Some were but most weren't atleast in my region they weren't

[turbid pilot]

the regular rich lord

wasnt doing it much

maybe he married his distant cousin but

non of that nephew auntie shit

like the whole bloodline thing

wasnt even wide spread

or common

[stiff agate]

But the inbreeding did work

[turbid pilot]

and if u say habsburg im gonna find u irl cause that wasnt medieval

that was well past renaissance

[mortal thunder]

The Habsburgs had it big and because of them it became a stereotype most likely since they were everywhere and they were quite influential

[stiff agate]

After all inbred familys

Were the strongest

[turbid pilot]

yeah

[turbid pilot]

not actually

they just got lucky a bunch

[amber crest]

I got invited to my step grandfathers birthday dinner

[turbid pilot]

the empires they inherit were built by people they married into

all they did was inbreed while making smart marriages

[amber crest]

It’s at one of my favorite restaurants too

So I accept

[turbid pilot]

why not go

[amber crest]

It’s obvious I’m going

[turbid pilot]

when i typed that i didnt see u say u accept

i thought u gon add a catch

like i dont like him

or idk him

or i live too far

[turbid pilot]

also people really forget our perception of history is heavily biased since often times the records from nobility were biased to themselves and peasants that could record shit obviously didnt like nobility

the rich wont slander themselves and the poor educated people wont glaze their oppressors

[stiff agate]

Remmber ea-nasir will be more famous then any world leader

[turbid pilot]

simply not true

people are so oblivious to the levels of indoctrination in some places

hindutva followers will kill u if u mock modi near a large group of them

[stiff agate]

I ment in a sence that his spirit will outlive us all

[turbid pilot]

they will terrorise opposition towns

[turbid pilot]

probably not Jesus and muhamad exist

not even counting all the other political figures i cant name with huge following

[stiff agate]

This topic is debatable

As long as we have the technology of the modern world and the wide spread accessiblety of information

I dont think that ea-nasir will be forgotten again

[vocal fiber]

Maybe they existed but the bible and coran made they character divine

[turbid pilot]

yeah but only in academic circles

[vocal fiber]

Maybe they were just truly good people

[turbid pilot]

Jesus and mohamad will probably never go

if they do ea nassir also will

[turbid pilot]

wym maybe

both are real historical characters

muhamad literally led his men

to conquer arabia

[stiff agate]

Accualy good point

[vocal fiber]

True

[stiff agate]

We have solid proof of ea nasir being real

Just a human

And muhamed did lead people to battle

[turbid pilot]

muhamad isnt divine btw

[stiff agate]

But I think theres a alternative universe where they are just seen as people

[turbid pilot]

in islam

only God is divine

all works are through allah alone

he just a prophet

[stiff agate]

Then begs the question

Are prophets divine

[turbid pilot]

same in christianity but Jesus is God so he is divine

[turbid pilot]

no

divine inspiration and guidance doesnt make you divine

[stiff agate]

Could I call myself a prophet and start a religion myself

[turbid pilot]

u could

but can u convince anyone that matters

christianity worked cause it appealed to the common man and cause a buncha eye witness converted

[stiff agate]

Trust me

Ill make it work!

[turbid pilot]

muhamad was one of the greatest conquerers

so unless u can compete

with either of this

u will end up like joseph smith at best

[stiff agate]

Nahhh I have a plan

Whitch involves taming aligators

[turbid pilot]

wrong century anyway

you said all this online already

[stiff agate]

Rabbits

[turbid pilot]

some guy is gonna debunk u

in day 1

[stiff agate]

And one brown bear

[turbid pilot]

joseph smith suffered from this too

all his stuff got debunked

[meager patrol]

You will tame them and i will pat them

@worldly rose when do we get new cat Pictures?

[turbid pilot]

lat them?

[stiff agate]

Id folow a guy that managed to tame a brown bear

Just because out of curiosity

[mortal thunder]

he isn't Divine correct

[stiff agate]

Altho couldnt he just be a extreamly good general that was just a tad bit schizophrenic

[turbid pilot]

he wasnt a reallly good general

his success came from the fact he snowballed in power

conquered a buncha weaker guys

and became stronger and conquered more weaker guys

[stiff agate]

So he was just schizophrenic!

[turbid pilot]

and i ballooned

and persia and byzantium

[amber crest]

Khalid was though

[turbid pilot]

were bashing each other

and too weak to defend against a 3rd competitor

[amber crest]

And he was the only guy who defeated muhammed and he joined him

[turbid pilot]

https://tenor.com/view/dj-khaled-dance-tiktok-memes-gif-161991072609765105

[amber crest]

Read his tactics on the battle of yarmork

Outnumber 2:1

[vocal fiber]

Fun fact, muslims can eat pork, but only in extreme situations, basically when they are dying of starvation

[turbid pilot]

im not a big sharp sword war guy

[amber crest]

Or 5:1 according to Muslim sources

[turbid pilot]

im more of a big gun guy

[amber crest]

I am though

[stiff agate]

Yes

[turbid pilot]

ik

[stiff agate]

Altho I dont get why they cant eat pork

[turbid pilot]

unclean

back then unsafe to eat

[stiff agate]

I guess dieses controll

[amber crest]

trichinosis

Look it up

[turbid pilot]

https://tenor.com/view/slorp-platinumsparkles-platinum-sparkles-worm-gif-3321824494327143028

technically if they boiled it well enough

[amber crest]

Basically it’s a parasite you get from eating pork if it’s raw or undercooked

[turbid pilot]

it would be safe

but it would also taste like shit

[vocal fiber]

Because they belive pork is a dirty animal

[turbid pilot]

cause back then

they just ate it

and got sick

since they didnt know what we know

that u gotta kill parasites

or that there were parasites

[stiff agate]

Well duh

[amber crest]

Don’t Jews not eat pork too

[vocal fiber]

They same principle the christian used with muslims, because christian got sick and muslims didn't

[stiff agate]

Im not stupid in that sense but I guess it just stuck around because of tradition

[turbid pilot]

yeah

most dont

christian had new revelation

[amber crest]

Which makes sense because both the Jewish people and Arabic people are related

[turbid pilot]

all food became clean

[turbid pilot]

thats true btw

both r semetic peoples

who follow abrahamic gods

and both consider each other astray only

jews dont consider muslims to be idol worshippers

they just think they follow god wierdly but follow the right god within the right rules

[vast heron]

Monotheism religion

[turbid pilot]

no abrahamic

monotheism covers a large group of religions

that arnt related

[stiff agate]

Although thinking that some people cant eat a sweet succulent klobasa because of religion reasons is weird

[vast heron]

I mean both religions are monotheism

[turbid pilot]

zoroastrianism is too we dont say their related

[vast heron]

Muslim believe in one God, the same as Jewish

[turbid pilot]

judaism and islam have the same roots

[turbid pilot]

thats not how either religions work btw

they dont accept each other because their monothesitic

[vast heron]

I mean by that

[turbid pilot]

but cause they follow the same religious tradition

[vast heron]

Yeah

[turbid pilot]

every major religion has dietary rules

christians have lent

muslims have restrictions and ramadan

[analog roost]

Sucuk way better fr

[turbid pilot]

hindus have no beef

bhuddist no beef

some hindus no meat

[analog roost]

well, technically even chrstians cant eat pork but somehow it aint a thing no more

[stiff agate]

New testament or something

[turbid pilot]

not even technically

[analog roost]

old testament nad bible

[turbid pilot]

its a purposefully misinterpretation by other abrahamic religions

to slight christians

[analog roost]

whats slight ?

[turbid pilot]

basically to all of them major part of their religion is no pork

[stiff agate]

Rage bait

[turbid pilot]

so christians who are part of them

they use this fact to say

christians follow their own God wrong

so yeah basically rage bait

[vast heron]

I see

[turbid pilot]

but in christianity jesus said all food is clean and also because we have new testament and old testament

and old testament is where the pork rule is

[analog roost]

and why wont u follow the old one ?

[turbid pilot]

its is very common for abrahamic religions

[stiff agate]

I dunno I personally believe that there might be a god but I dont know what religion hes from since there are way too many even if most of them say that they are one and the same god

[turbid pilot]

to purposely wrongly interpret each others text btw

[analog roost]

agnostic ?

[turbid pilot]

do u follow your countries laws or the law it had in 10bc

its important

in old testament

it was rules for the 12 tribes

meant to target the problems within the 12 tribes

like eating dirty pork

[stiff agate]

Nah just try to be a good person and youll probably get in to heaven if gods all forgiving

[turbid pilot]

the new testament is for everyone

its why all the wierd ass hyper specific rule parts of the bible is in the old testament

meant to target problems of a specific problem in a specific time and specific people

[stiff agate]

Also why is there just one god in modern rellegions

After all we cant prove the existence of one god soo how can we disprove there being like 500 gods

Like in ancient times

[turbid pilot]

the idea is that if there is multiple gods there are no gods

cause God is meant to be all powerful

[stiff agate]

Chak?

Chak has long hair and is worshiped

There for chak is god

[turbid pilot]

think of it like this how can chak be God when his boss at paradox hq can fire him

[stiff agate]

There would be a revolt

[turbid pilot]

lol without any power of his own he cannot maintain position of power so how can he be all powerful

thats the idea

[stiff agate]

Mehhhh I think were offering two very different perspectives

[turbid pilot]

God is all powerful if he cannot maintain himself he cannot humble himself he is no God

its the appeal of christianity

[analog roost]

a one god theory is more relavant as the multiple ones would pose more questions i think, if there are multiple gods this means they are not all powerful and u will not know which one is the leader or which one is the real one, i think i said a bit too bad

[turbid pilot]

a God who will humble himself

for his people

[amber crest]

https://tenor.com/view/lock-and-load-jesus-christ-south-park-s6e17-red-sleigh-down-gif-22105284

[turbid pilot]

its why religions with multiple gods have them named as deities instead of gods

[vast heron]

I want to talk more about divine nature but I'm afraid I accidentally insulted, so I keep my mouth shut up for the goodness

[turbid pilot]

lol its fine

[stiff agate]

Huh

Nah

[turbid pilot]

mistakes are how you learn

[umbral ingot]

Day 266 of posting Teto every day in off-topic 🩷

[turbid pilot]

its part of islam christianity and judaism

to question

[stiff agate]

Took you a bit

[turbid pilot]

its what foster scientific growth in all these religions

for us to understand God we must understand his creations

[analog roost]

waht i wanted to say but with a better grammar xd

[turbid pilot]

lol its alr

[meager patrol]

I extra stayed up for daily teto

[vocal fiber]

Don't you always stay up until it's late?

[stiff agate]

Since emperess is big sister

And your mother

Then ill conclude that empress is your child too!

[meager patrol]

Well i need to stay up to congratulate xou

[meager patrol]

@umbral ingot mom?

[vocal fiber]

Thanks :3

[stiff agate]

No shes big sister

Your mother

[meager patrol]

I am the mother?

[umbral ingot]

You're

[vocal fiber]

You are mother

[umbral ingot]

Is what they meant to say

[vocal fiber]

Today Teto is serious

[stiff agate]

Well duh

[meager patrol]

i will either stab you or meluchigoober

Let us roll the dice

2

[vast heron]

https://tenor.com/view/horse-horse-running-gif-7569345600600323523

[meager patrol]

I stab both of you

[vast heron]

public execution 💀

[stiff agate]

Oh noo

[amber crest]

https://tenor.com/view/oh-come-on-jesus-christ-south-park-s1e8-damien-gif-21523201

[meager patrol]

stabs all of you

[vast heron]

https://tenor.com/view/life-is-strange-consequences-this-action-will-have-consequences-butterfly-gif-26822254

[meager patrol]

stabs you again

[vast heron]

Sire, this kingdom will be trembling... dead

[turbid pilot]

its over

[vocal fiber]

Not this time

[vast heron]

My last word, the peasant will revolt soon

[meager patrol]

Yes this time

[vast heron]

dead again

[echo sedge]

This is how british tanks used to work btw

[vocal fiber]

Physics is in my side

[vocal fiber]

No XD

They didn't

[meager patrol]

Knife is on my side

[amber crest]

British tanks were the best WWI tanks

[echo sedge]

Source: my ass

[meager patrol]

And maybe my gun too

[amber crest]

German tanks in WWI were terrible

[vocal fiber]

And electromagnetic forces in my side

[echo sedge]

Knife isnt on your side

[amber crest]

And France didn’t get it right until the ft 17

[echo sedge]

Its in your hand

[meager patrol]

My fists are on my side

[echo sedge]

What are they doing there

[amber crest]

Hell even the USA copied and made their own ft 17

[echo sedge]

They should be near your face

[amber crest]

As well as the USSR

[vocal fiber]

Copper, that's even a better conductor

[amber crest]

T 26 was a good tank

It was outdated by 1941

[vocal fiber]

Flowi, I have the advantage

[amber crest]

It was 10 years old by 1941

[meager patrol]

No

[vocal fiber]

Yes

[meager patrol]

I have cash and people who need cash

[vocal fiber]

And I have iron oxide and aluminium, hydrochloric acid, and a lot of concrete

[meager patrol]

I have a dying ant

[stiff agate]

I have uranium

[vocal fiber]

Ant?
Like the animal?

[vocal fiber]

Me too

[meager patrol]

Yes

[worldly rose]

It cutely sat at the dinner table today

[meager patrol]

Awww

[vocal fiber]

And how can it help you?

[meager patrol]

Mine ate plastic

(i could stop her so she didnt eat anything)

[meager patrol]

Bring marijn and his cat to my basement

[vocal fiber]

And I have Dichlorodiphenyltrichloroethane

An insecticide

[meager patrol]

Rule 1

[vocal fiber]

It's English

I said the chemical formula

[meager patrol]

It wasnt english it was 𝔈𝔫𝔤𝔩𝔦𝔰𝔥

[white raft]

https://open.spotify.com/track/1BUTAQyk9QsdvRDghyMTC9
this song is a banger

[vast heron]

I thought the stab is a deep

I still alive

[meager patrol]

Shit

[vast heron]

The peasant are start the revolt

[vocal fiber]

Like isobutylphenylpropionic acid

[vast heron]

Let me solve the problem

[vocal fiber]

Ibuprofen

[meager patrol]

I need one rn

[vocal fiber]

If you knew about chemistry you could have made yourself

[meager patrol]

I would blow up

[stiff agate]

Want me to make you one

[meager patrol]

No thank you

I like to live

[vocal fiber]

Since when do you know how to make ibuprofen?

[vocal fiber]

That's why I love chemistry

[vast heron]

The revolt in the northwest region has been solved, sire

[meager patrol]

There are no revolts in my Empire

[stiff agate]

I know how to make something white powdery and very illegal too!

[meager patrol]

I opress my people good enough

[vast heron]

Gulp

https://tenor.com/view/exploding-cat-cat-blowing-up-cat-explosion-gif-6096353006687676670

[meager patrol]

https://tenor.com/view/gun-bullets-loading-gif-5852589

[vast heron]

G-g-gun

[meager patrol]

Good thing i bought myself a Revolver

[vocal fiber]

*Kingdom
You don't have an empire, because you are a queen, not an empress

[vast heron]

https://tenor.com/view/canny-uncanny-cat-cat-meme-cato-gif-4357296393513395148

[vocal fiber]

Yes you do

[meager patrol]

What do i have to do to get an empress?

[vast heron]

Let me help you to conquer the land, sire

[vocal fiber]

Did you get bullets with pork blood?

[turbid pilot]

im bored so ima drop this here

[vocal fiber]

The pope must crown you

Like Napoleon

[meager patrol]

Why should i?

[vast heron]

But we must be a great power

[vocal fiber]

Or you need to do a big conquest

[vast heron]

I can help you with that

[turbid pilot]

wrang

wraaang

[vast heron]

Even I was stabbed before

[meager patrol]

@umbral ingot how did you do that?

[turbid pilot]

There is only one King in christianity

his name is Jesus

give jerusalem back to the palestinian christians

[meager patrol]

#server-rules

[vocal fiber]

Now?

Shit

[umbral ingot]

Flowi wants a empress?????

IS THIS YURI-

my reply broke

[vocal fiber]

Yuri?
Anime?

[turbid pilot]

i am a particular believer that no monarch deserves to rule and the only kings christians should bow to is Jesus

[umbral ingot]

.

[echo sedge]

Jesus wasnt a king

[umbral ingot]

I too don't advocate for monarchs having more then some political powers

[echo sedge]

I dont thinl jesus is a king tbh

[vocal fiber]

And I'm an atheist who thinks science is the way to be a better specie

[echo sedge]

Jesus is poor

A carpenter

Well

Ehhh they were unemployed for a while

[echo sedge]

Jesus broke the law regularly too

[turbid pilot]

thats the thing

he didnt

thats the whole point

[echo sedge]

He did?

The romans and the pharisees said

[turbid pilot]

someone didnt study history or christianity

[echo sedge]

He was doing work on the sabbath (helping the paraplegic walk)

[meager patrol]

Basemanttonia needs an empress

[turbid pilot]

oh god i gotta brng out

the whole explanation

wait here

[umbral ingot]

Wasn't he accused of treason

By the romans

[echo sedge]

YES🙏

Accused methinks

[vocal fiber]

Judas

30 silver coins

[echo sedge]

Idkk jesus wasnt loyal to an earthly government

[echo sedge]

20?

[turbid pilot]

https://research.lifeway.com/2018/07/13/did-jesus-break-the-law/#:~:text=They accused Him of breaking,break an Old Testament command.

[umbral ingot]

I am not slandering Christianity or anything I am just asking

[turbid pilot]

no

the jews pressured the romans to take actions

[vocal fiber]

30

[turbid pilot]

and they just did cause

large community doesnt like just one guy

solve the problem and get rid of the one guy

[echo sedge]

Pharisees

[turbid pilot]

aw cmon

this one is outdated

[turbid pilot]

which were jews

and led the jewish community

[echo sedge]

A cat is an animal but an animal isnt a cat

[amber crest]

Latin Christianity in Attila total war is better than paganism which is the games biggest noob trap

[turbid pilot]

https://christianity.stackexchange.com/questions/95224/under-the-laws-of-which-regime-was-jesus-sentenced-to-death-on-the-cross

[turbid pilot]

alr fine

[umbral ingot]

Isint a queen enough

[turbid pilot]

but it was essentially

[meager patrol]

No

[turbid pilot]

cat kings

[umbral ingot]

Why not

[turbid pilot]

made the government kill someone

[echo sedge]

Pharisees were jews but the jews werent pharisees

[turbid pilot]

the pharisees led the jews

the pharisees also spoke for the jews

[echo sedge]

Theres no way they spoke for all the jews

Thats like logistically impossible

[turbid pilot]

thats why we say jews because the pharisees where their head

[meager patrol]

Empress flowi sounds cooler

[amber crest]

Paganism sucks in Attila because it drains food

[echo sedge]

Theres no way every jewish mf supported the leadership of the pharisees

[umbral ingot]

Sounds wierd

[amber crest]

True

[umbral ingot]

And I won't allow it :3

[turbid pilot]

they were the religious leaders

of the jews

and being a jew is following the religion

its a ethno religious group

its like how the pope speaks for catholics

[amber crest]

The Jewish people weren’t unified as shown by how factionalized they were during the siege of Jerusalem a few decades later

[echo sedge]

Dont they let like non ethnic jews convert? Idk

[turbid pilot]

but instead of 1 guy its a group of guys

[meager patrol]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-cats-explosion-explodes-cat-explodes-gif-10131775219258044191

[turbid pilot]

🤷‍♂️ i think only in some sects

its complicated

too much jewish sects

[amber crest]

They basically burned their own food supplies to ensure they why die fighting

[vast heron]

Jewish Roman war?

[turbid pilot]

fun stuff

[amber crest]

First one

[vocal fiber]

Empress is a higher rank than queen, so Flowi, you must obey

[umbral ingot]

I already recognized your title as queen of Saxony

[vast heron]

I see

[meager patrol]

I see

I see

[echo sedge]

Idk the history of palestine and judea is complicated tbh

[meager patrol]

But im a mod

[vocal fiber]

But little question
What are you empress of?

[turbid pilot]

it really isnt as complicated as any where else

[vocal fiber]

That's a good point

[turbid pilot]

some people got expelled the ones that stayed mixed with new people

[echo sedge]

Idk if i can talk about it

[vocal fiber]

Curiosity

[turbid pilot]

now the partially new people r fighting the ones that got expelled

thats about it

[meager patrol]

Read her name

[turbid pilot]

and the expelled ones also mixed with others so really its 2 grandkids of one grandpa fighting for the families land

[vocal fiber]

I know, but I wanna know her answer

[turbid pilot]

pre ww2

its allowed

ts been happening

[vocal fiber]

Bible incoming

[umbral ingot]

So the simplest explanation, Austria-Femgary is basically my view on a better A-H

[turbid pilot]

pre ww2

[echo sedge]

Idk i feel like everything after the ottomans is a no go

[turbid pilot]

https://tenor.com/view/laughing-man-covering-mouth-lol-in-tears-gif-18016812431523599211

if u wanna go back to a time

where the region wasnt in absolute chaos

u have to go back to roman times

[vocal fiber]

Austrians fine, Hungarians femboys

[turbid pilot]

the ottomans had their whole other level of conflict

[echo sedge]

Idk if we are allowed to talk about palestine and shit

[turbid pilot]

i only mention stuff

that is pre ww2

[vocal fiber]

WW2 and pre yes, post no

[turbid pilot]

so its alright

i dont tackle the modern shit

[echo sedge]

Idkk not comfy about it

[turbid pilot]

just the shit that happened pre ww2

[vocal fiber]

Too complicated 😂

[turbid pilot]

@meager patrol tell em

[turbid pilot]

it isnt

its just the same shit

[echo sedge]

Its fine for you

[turbid pilot]

over again

[echo sedge]

Just dont wanna talk personally

[umbral ingot]

Ima go to sleep, I made lore about it btw

[turbid pilot]

eitherway ottomans are the reason 500k palestinians live in south america

[umbral ingot]

Good night guys

[turbid pilot]

so i wouldnt say ottomans is the goalpost for being fine

[vocal fiber]

Oh, I wanna know

[vocal fiber]

Good night empress

[turbid pilot]

like ottomans are the reason there r more lebanese people outside lebanon then in it

same for palestine

syria technically but hard to trace

iraqi too

[turbid pilot]

alot of iraqi jews moved out during ottoman rule

same with amrenians

[vast heron]

Idk if this post is allowed or not

[turbid pilot]

it is but

🤷‍♂️