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Can you atleast bomb france?
If we dont get elsersberg lotringen
elsersberg lotringen?
Not Elsaß Lothringen?
and what about Indochina?
Thats necessary for the federal republic of germany
i give up alexander is too hard to create
im gonna do the thing i refused to ever do
and use mods
for more features
Dutch east indies, parts of afrika and quindao
dutch east indies? Never heard of it. Do you mean the German east indies?
Yees
Lowkey my take is like
I got bored of playing France so I’m playing the somehow centralized HRE
Which has territory in Italy cut off from it
Best thing to do is bait Milan to attack me
Why must there only be two kinds of people
A) the ones I like
B) the ones that want to make puke
Why did the monkey fell out of the tree?
Coz it was a money tree
It was a cash crop
No
Because he was dead
@stiff agate William afton after 100 fnaf games
Imagine having the name "The money"
Sorry
Its dragging on for way too long
I wrote it wrong
I might make another AU where no one gets murdered and Freddy declines because of economic reasons
And poor Charlotte is an overworked manager
Desperately clinging on to her late father’s legacy
Stop making the poor girl suffer
Should have ended after ultimate costume night
It’s canon though
Help wanted was absolute peak
She also has a son named Harold whom she had with John who divorced her because she was never there as she worked at Freddy’s constantly both have join custody of their son and are on good terms btw
Not a lot of lore in my new one it’s slice of life
Just Charlie and Harold trying to survive Covid in the last part
Big alllllll
Yes?
Sooo you did get tested for autism right
Diagnosed you mean yeah?
I know, I will make an AU where everyone is happy :D(I know its overdone and every gacha kid including me 6 years ago made such an AU already)
Makes perfect sense
I newer made a AU
Harold doesn’t care about Freddy’s btw he just wants his mom to be with him as she is absent (Charlie still loves him btw)
I newer even thought of making a AU
Basically you take an event and diverge from there
My example is crying child doesn’t die
Well duh
As he is charlotte and Harold’s therapist
In that sense I did think about making a AU of history
But can that be called an AU
Its a alternate universe is it not
I would jokingly be a Macedonian nationalist for a bit but I dunnot wanna get banned
This is a translation and recording of the Iron Maiden song "Alexander the Great" into ancient Greek by myself, a professional classicist and lifelong metalhead.
I am by no means a professional singer or audio engineer. If you are either of these and would like to collaborate on an improved version, please email me at jswist7@gmail.com.
If yo...
macedonians arnt the real macedons
Good night everyone
good night Meluchi
stay hellenic
ima reform it eventually
important i do this
Good night meluchigoober
funny how alexander thought by going east he would have seen the borders of the world, but then got pissed when he got in iran and afghanistan full of mountains and shit
Yup lol
"fk this, i am out of this" proceeds to name every city he passes in Alexander
Though Demitrous of Bactria went further than Alexander
He went as far as Bengal allegedly before he died and his army turned around
Also converted to Buddhism
i think romans reached it too ?
or am i wrong ?
i once heard of a group of roman merchants reaching china
not by ship but on foot
they did
they went to Han China during the reign of Antoninus Pious
mfers be selling weapons of mass destruction to them
but Demitrious tried invading India after the Mauryan Empire collapsed
The Indo-Greek Kingdom, also known as the Yavana Kingdom, were Hellenistic-era Greek kingdoms covering most of modern-day Pakistan and some eastern parts of Afghanistan.
The term "Indo-Greek Kingdom" loosely describes a number of various Hellenistic states, ruling from regional capitals like Taxila, Sagala, Pushkalavati, and Bagram. Other cente...
imagine if hellenism got heavier and actually took as the primary language in the middle east controlled part by macedonia
actually greek dialects
one Greek settlement heldout until Septiminus severus invaded almost 500 years after Alexnader the Great died
i need to become belgian
flemish or wallonian?
i don't care just belgian
i love Belgium
never ask which country was without a gov for the most time.
(and who beated the previous record)
Hi I am ali from middle east ( yes we play wars in-game and in reality )
J*b
Sorry💔
(My parent's taxpayer dollars pay for it and it doesnt even narrow down my potential country list to the single digits)
Yes im from U.S🙏
same
things will be better one day, i'm sure of it
USA
hey hello
Hello :3
Wood 🤤
Termites:
Who are you petting now?
:0
Config file is probably one of the text files in Documents/Paradox Interactive/Hearts of Iron IV, could try deleting the text files or make sure anti-virus/cloud software isnt meeting with them
these chinese bums keep rushing A when enemy camping with awp at A
do they not learn
after the 6th time the enemy is at A with awps maybe go B
if i keep playing with mainlanders ima become racist
Is that ur log cute boy
Log no more
yes
yes
Why are children soo punchable
arnt u short ash
short guys aint spouse to be saying ts
what region ru playing on they're not supposed to be there if ur from eu or na
if everyone im playing against is chinese where do you think i would be
ofc im in east asia
lool
how do they access the outside world of cs tho
isn't china a one party authoritarian state
hongkongers and vpns
oh right
i feel robbed
this team pmo
green was standing camping at B ramp with bomb
uwhen we cleared b already
2 premier bots on my team
just my luck
NO WAY I PULLED A MIN WEAR INHERITENCE AFTER A MVP
Why would I be short
Yes im a still growing person
i’m exasperated
ive tried everything
so now im reinstalling the launcher
yay.
the launcher is pretty buggy, I like to use an alternative one I pinned in #modding
Sorry, in #tech-support
It's truly a gem
☝🏼
today has been peak
i opened a 3 dollar case and got 150 dollars
then i open insta and get a absolute gem
peak day today
Everyone
i didnt consent u pervert
hungry for lunch hbu
@molten topaz the gambling paid off
i got 150
from 3 dollars
this is a sign to keep gambling
nice
even doe i only broke even by 50 in total
Yippee
spend 700 to make 750
doing this shi with friends
WOOD
YESS
making planks?
99% of gamblers quit before they win big
You were the 1%
:3
had to google that nam
The feeling of splinter in your skin when you grab some wood is the best thing
not much stuff like this here in singapore
we neither harvest wood or mine stuff
Singapore is a small country
Small but good
But it also has one of highest IQ
fun fact our army is better than alot of other countries
our air force could completely destroy our neighbours
Is the bubblegum thing actually real
Or is it just a joke
Scary
we have f35s so bubble gum isnt needed
F-15 eagle?
True
Damn bro Singapore ain't playing around
u can eat gum just dont litter
its only a rule cause too much foreigners and some locals kept sticking it around public utlities
so they banned it
Smart move
but u can just buy 1 box in malaysia bring it back and keep it in ur home
Ah ic
Makes sense
i have gum under my table
in one of my drawers
got some from america malaysia japan australia and korea
yeah it also jammed the train doors cause some actually * * * * * * * people actually stuck it to the doors
Yeah in Bosnia we had a crazy tram incident
It was bad
I can't talk about it
Because it involves Politics
no but really
why would you stick it
to the train doors
Because some people are stupid
and why did so much people do it until the doors jammed
they are the big reason its banned
the idiots that kept sticking it to doors
i think if u do stupid shit like this often u deserve to be put in jail for a week
I don't get what they gain from that shit but alr
give u time to think about it
True ngl
ikr
Jail time and ofc if it broke the door mechanism you pay for it
instant bankrupcy
public transportation infrastruture aint cheap
Not my problem always think before you do stuff
Especially stuff like taht
I feel like bullying marijn
@worldly rose i luv you
You sweet sweet little Gentleman
just go meet him by train already
I have work at 12:30 est
I really need the context for that
A) either shes a tsundere
B) shes sadistic
If you got context youd be even more confused
I play hoi4, I like being confused apparently
probably b
will I get the context or will you leave me in suspense for another 2 hours?
I dont know the picture
The full one atleast
All I know there was some twink that called himself "marjins furry boyfriend"
Yeah I know him!
Flowi started fighting with him over marjin
Marijns imaginary furry friend
The other guy quit
why?
Thus flowy won
I dont play navy
ah makes sense
I naval invade UK and call it a day
And this?
ah makes more sense
got like 4300 hours in HOI but the majority is modded
I worked on the Philippine tree for PDX
and how long did you play for this?
Its fun
"why dont you have this"
I cheated Cobalt Sea because I couldnt bother waiting though
Asking the mod developer
fr fr Peachy
Song is peak
it describes flowi very well
W-what I-im not a t-tsundere you baka
Kawaii
Or are you a hoi4 player?
Im sarcastic!
HOI is a great song
@turbid pilotHm that has words on the filter so Imma delete
How could I be a tsundere
aw alr
why is he so white
why is he a lamp
dev forgot to configure his reflections file
hes god?
ah so hes marijn?
also marijn you give off uni student vibes
Yay finaly home
welcome home
Spring is almost here
I was one until 1 year ago

Hey Tails
hru
Doing pretty good. Just continuing a playthrough of Equestria at War today
I got some stuff done with Terraria last night
EFN JJ
Fun?
Ehhhhhh
Sure...
I was very stressed, but my classmates more, they say it was impossible
It wasn't hard, but it wasn't easy
Do I buy HOI4
Yes
Since its on sale, Id go for the general edition
3€ extra for spy DLC and some AI variance in the balkans is pretty noice
^
i forget which ones they are, but the vehicle designer dlc + the spy agency dlc + the puppet compliance dlc are the only good ones
Puppet compliance dlc?
Efn jj?
God is probably black and a woman btw
First humans came out of africa
Idk i feel like the sun is cool
who doesnt
Everybody loves sales
I got medieval 2 on gog for 4 usd
Full game + the Kingdoms expansions
shrek
Flowi, do you want to continue yesterday's game?
Sure
Thanks :3
Good
Hello
Welcome Doc Mitchell
I downloaded a ton of new vegas mods at one point, and his head started to do this lmao
Its really funny
😭
Sexism is bad
Oliver you dont have to follow rule 2 this closely
True
Mari
Good evening sweetie
Imma watch a quiz show in an hour, listening to patriotic music rn
GOnna make some tea prob
patriotic to the enclave?
ew
sure thing buddy
I convinced him to self destruct so clearly he's reasonable
BAN EM
BAN EM
good work
good work for the enclave
A near-perfect predicter has a offer which states the following: There are 2 boxes in front of you one is open, and it has 1 000$ and the other one is a mystery box whit the chance of having 1 000 000$ of 0$. You have the choice of taking both boxes or just the mystery box. Which one do you choose?
50/50
u get it or you dont
wich one do you choose?
but you ain sure that it will be there
i say heads for mil
k
naaaaaaaaaaa
i can take a pic
Wait, it lets you take both boxes? 🙃
Make me one too please
So why would you not take both?
I wouled take both and my manager is making the transfer now.
i would take both
but
if i could pick only one
i will gamble
50/50 for 1 mil
im doing that shit
literally lose nothing
what would u pick
I pick both boxes
what if only 1 choice
is it impossible to get the hoi4 board game now
since pledging is disabled on gamefound
we could play "whoi is it" 🙃
also, its on tabletop sim
Flowi is influencing you
What?
Humor
Day 265 of posting Teto every day in off-topic 🩷
I just came back from hanging out with my male best friend
I really needed this hangout
Cause we had a lot of fun and laughed while we literally took a walk trough the entire city
Do i need mods to play the game and enjoy it or is it enough to just buy the normal game and start playing?
It's enough to buy normal game if you get bored mods can fix that
Can you play online with normal
Do you mean mods or dlc
I'm not entirely sure if you mean mods then you can play online on a server that has no mods if you mean DLC it's good to get them and you have to find a server that is no DLC I'm not sure tho U should probably check
Dont care for metal nor energy drinks but I am constantly online (and hopefully reliable)
U sure are sweetie
are they our parents
i dunno metal is good
metal?
I like tungstein wbu
idk how to spell it but its pretty cool
Humans: Oh look dense rock Puts it on anti tank shells
yeah tungsten is good
lowkey i hate gold
Idk
Mother!
gold is used as currency too much
use it as other things smh my head
"oh but its a sta-" mate it gets less and less valuable as we find more of it
gold is as valuable as technology isn't advanced
Im too Young to ruin my body!
So no
Not your parents
@worldly rose im sorry but maybe later
I can still call Majin daddy!
I Should state this is sarcasm before flowy stabs me
Too late
Im already on my way
I will stab you and steal the cake
And maybe take some stuff that i find cool
/jk
I have planned to teach you strategy using that cake
but sure whatever meany
Hi I new here but I whant to play hoi4 if somone for the fist time ( since I have buyed the game).
hatrated is what fuels me
Ok
Me too
You should look for alternatives.
@vocal fiber You too
Love
If I'm in cientific baccaulerate is because I can burn things :3
erm actually
no
to turn other stuff into gold
the process would make gold more worth
once we run out of gold
love only last for as long as your lover is yours
Ew
its just that it cause millions to operate and trillions to build
thats how we make gold less worth
gold is integral in technology
its why its so stable
constant demand no matter if people want to wear or use it in their pc
But you will know that they arent the right one
and because population will grow and people will want stuff that needs or have gold
it will keep growing
and we will run out of gold ontop of that
And that experiance is Priceless
or they can be a nazi and then you should run
also what is love
Idk i dont like the commodification of prescious stones anywhos
gold isnt a precious stone
ur thinking of diamonds
its just the opossite of hatred
stuff that are expensive cause of hype
gold has real backing
its hard to make more its limited amounts left in the ground and its needed for everyday life
WRONG
you cannot hate as much as you can love
and the more you hate people the more sweet youll be to the people you dont hate
I couldnt tell but there was a sign
He liked the enclave
In fallout
But i dont hate anyone
And im sweet to marijn
only weak men hate
real men love
and real men love their fellow men
for example hate on the great war redux
i would end it there
it isnt against the rules
❤️🔥
it indeed isnt
this guy gets it
but it will sure be soon
after all dont force your religion on others or something
I mean there's nothing wrong with loving Ur enemies
this isnt forcing religion
this is literally the verse that says
love youre enemies
I'm a different religion and I didn't see this as forcing
pray for those who curse you
But I tell you, love your enemies and pray for those who persecute you
@worldly rose i luv you
meh relegion is a very sucky thing
suree there might be a god
but why are some people so crazy over it
Beautiful verse
I can see why that is
Alr good luck
👀
Based
omg i had instant flash back to greek orthodoxs telling me to have better typing habits when writing God lol
every religions does this ofc but its even more funny when the context is known
how many of you people would survive an apocalipse
Which type?
Not me
I would cut myself somewhere, get an infaction and die somewhere
You almost need ChatGPT for living, joke
Nope
I can survive without it
Sure...
But i need marijn for survival
But if i have alcohol somewhere
lets do the standard walker zombie virus
If it involves crustricians then no I’m not surviving
And for continuing the human specie
only dangerous in hords
I would obviusly survive coz im a vampire but corpse blood sure does taste bad
I would die in the first day
I live too far from any population centers
and I live on a mountain that is tricky to walk up
I live in an city
soo if you destroyed a road youd be safe
But i do have a gun
Hell yeah
You know zombies can walk outside of roads
You would love it
this flowi
altho im very
very
close to a very big grave yard
soo if those can get up
Well, I live next to medival castle so I would make it my home
Idk
if your whole existance it would eventualy stop being fun
Wanna Stop talking about that?
And you continued it
I blame both of you
Plato said that the only true love which doesn't include "🔥 feelings" is only able between men
what if both parties dont identify with any gender
Plato didn't thought about it, ancient greeks liked having big parties with happy ending
So they were busy
whitch were
"athenian"
in nature
do I talk to you as a mod or as a friend
well your a supremacist
Alright
Both
thats just not true
You can choose. But choose wisely.
all men are equal
EHMM EHHMM
"exterminate all the vermint ghoul scum"
you ability to distinguish fallout larp and real ideologies is very weak
and your ability to identify sarcasm is also very weak
The legion doesn’t exist but Roman reenactors do
ngl i like those events
really cool
ima go to one eventually but
when i have the money
Same Like they have this even in Italy where they reenact the battle of the frigdus that’s on my bucket list
All human are equal
But it doesn't mean they should be treated equally
~~ For an example old people, more respectfully ~~
oh cool
(rich as in multi-billionare)
They would allegedly reenact it during fights in the colosseum
they hos a bunch in singapore
I don't care, I'll go no matter what
might as well go
they would flood it
I was correcting myself because i thought it was in Italy
It's near so
plus no one is visiting slovenia for that reazon
I have the good iboprofin pills
That are smartie like
But if you bite down there wont be any chocolate sadly
itll only taste bad
Didnt see any femboys, 0/10
did you speak slavic
No
Ai Byzantium plays quite well in medieval 2
do you have long hair
I dont
I have a buzz cut currently so no
🙏
I have had long hair and it’s a pain as my hair grows weird
my hair is messy and wawy
usualy
Mongols should be coming in 19 turns in my game
perfectly long
a-are they gonna do something with my hair
XD
you have time!
Sad but alright
No but they are going to give the Turks a bloody nose
And probably Russia too
Chak
So true
Idk any person with bad loong hair
I love his hair
We haven't seen his cat in a while
We demand photos
also ive seen some videos of wretched women using scissors to cut off hair of men that dont want a haircut
You do it
Gonna ping him
joke
Wish me lukc
Like id ever be brave enough to do it
Canadians are usualy not very nice to Germans
WW1 memories
Britishs and Germans: Let's stop by Christmas
Canadians: EAT LEAD YOU PIECE...
Since when are German pictures?
What?
Ww-1 was a total failure of goverment
I have the mod logs
Also how did greece fall off soo much
Germany would have won if they didn't send the Zimmerman note
Nahhhhhhh
I doubt that
See?
Brest-Litovsk treaty
Or wouldnt even be in the war wherent it for the blanco check
They would have won if they didnt siege leningrad and just took it
The eastern front was over, and Germany had a lot of duchies and kingdoms with German kings
And France was completely devastated
UK had a collapsing economy
Let's all agree to blame Hungary!
Yes the joining of the usa
Was
The final blow
But I belive the Zimmerman note
Was not what got the usa to join
But it was the positive altitude of the Americans towards the British before the war
Germany even sunk a ship with Americans and there weren't any consequences
You forgot the letter of warning
I mean direct consequences
Tbh everyone involved in WWI was responsible for its escalation because WWI was kinda stupid and unnecessary
I love we can speak about WW1 since it doesn't brake the rules
Ahh komrade lenin
The imperialist war was unnecessary
(sarcasm im not a commie)
Vladimir Ilixt Ulianov
Wait I forgot
What?


Wrong world war
doesnt know ball
Leningrad wasn’t called Leningrad until 1924
Duhh
It was called Petrograd
Oh yeah that tweet
Of "how germany could have won ww2"
Taking Leningrad wouldn’t have amounted to much except for casualties and a destroyed port that would take a while repair
Rule 2
And I myself fully belive
Im not breaking any rules since im talking about ww1
I suggest you read the #server-rules
And the attitude of the people after ww1
Petrograd or Saint Petersburg?
ST Petersburg until the war started because it sounded too German
St Petersburg before the war, Petrograd during, Leningrad after 1924, St Petersburg after the fall of the USSR
I dunno I understand that it means as show respect to the members of this community
^
👍 
And calling someone an imperialist pig while not refering to any specific leader
I learned the more chivalry your character has the faster it causes a castle to grow in Medivial 2
I dont see that as a rule break of rule 3 on offensive laungvage
Well hanging someone bc of their political believes was never good
I think it was the hang part as that is a form of execution
Your not hanging them for theyr political belives
Your hanging them coz what else do you do with nobless
You could do what I do with bad nobles in Medivial 2
Get them killed in battle
Nothing beats the good ol charge at spears trick
More honorable way to end them
Sterilise someone because of their low IQ was never good
It happened in the USA
Not someone
Millions
leaving them to live in peace
the dream of the oppressor
Soo I hope you understand my point of view on this particular matter
to see all his opps dead
Deposing a noble is newer a good idea in war
Can we please stop talking about it?
Vittorio Emanuel III
aw
Sorry :3
From a purely strategical stand point the only 3 things you can do with a noble once conquering them
Is A) making them your puppet leader, however this idea is dumb coz they can still revolt quite easily and they have a reason to do so, but the benefit is that they are legimate
B) is deposing them and installing your own puppet leader on the throne, pros are that they are loyal, cons are the people wont like them, and will rally to arms using the ex leader as a kind of war cry
Plus they can always align with some other nation to take you out
C) bloodshed and then installing a new leader is most effective in having loyalty and the peasants have no one to support for a rebellion, and also there wont be a enemy ready to stab you in the back
However 0 legimitacy
These are also unique to the sytuation where you want to create a puppet and not annex them
And the leader is liked
If the people hate the leader then there are different rules
wrang
nobody liked thatcher
rules aint change
unpopular leaders dont always get to change the rules
you see leadership as a totality
I ment if the leader is someone that the people dont like
but there is divideds within the government too
Replacing him will be easyer
no
people r stupid
they will vote out a guy who lowered expenditure to fix debt
many times in history
mob ruled killed men who did good things
cause they too stupid
Im talking about feutile politics and not democracy you know
feutile politics?
so not important politics
Like medival
and yes that still applies
many times in history
bum citizens
killed their leader
who was doing the right thing
Thats why I said if the people disslike them
For example if theres a tirranical goverment
And when you liberate them you show them that you people have the fancy right to not get killed
Or a new fancy tax system that taxes a percentage of your land and not a flat rate
However indeed your point of the Idiocracy
Sometimes winning is true
idiocracy always wins
there r more dumb uneducated people in the world
and they do not care if u do things for them
if it doesnt benefit them now
After all politics are indeed extremely complicated and it really depends on geography history and culture too
its why i like lee kuan yew
he saw that shit
and made poor people save by force
so they stop shedding wealth every paycheck
Not always but its because of the great effort of many intellectuals
There are some people that preffer to forever stick to tradition instead of embracing modernity
Like I cant belive some people want to go back to the authoritarian regimes
Like how stupid are you
I know your too demented to figure out the simplest of tasks and yearn for what you thought was easy
But I disslike dieng coz some old person though so
no it wins cause there is like 100 dumb idiots per 1 smart guy
and thats generous
prolly more like 10000 to one
Meh
More like 5 per 25 people
Depending on your definition of smart
no


