off-topic

[turbid pilot]

say i have a 8k pc

[amber crest]

I made my new one right before the prices jumped

[turbid pilot]

lucky fellar

[amber crest]

also I love these guys

[turbid pilot]

actually if i sell this card

i can also make a new one

🤔

if i sell this card

i can bum all day instead of working for atleast 6 months

[amber crest]

their effective against armor bonus makes them punch above their weight level

[turbid pilot]

🤔

thats 200 cs kilowatt cases

[turbid pilot]

idk but i just stick with archers and troop shield wall

never fails me

except if enemy has alot of cav

and heavy units

[amber crest]

I'm going to be fighting Jersusalem and Antioch soon

but first to undo the last parts of the 4th crusade

Athens, Durazzo and Cornith must be recaptured

[turbid pilot]

jerusalem is big but isnt athens more important

ya know

south of your self

over far into the levant

[amber crest]

For Byzantium yes

[turbid pilot]

i mean i personally expand borders for protection first

a huge weakness in the south

beats invading far away lands

[amber crest]

I’m more concerned they are going to attack me because the ai has been modded to be more aggressive compared to its more passive vanilla self

[turbid pilot]

exactly

deal with the bees before going for the honey

[white raft]

hi friends im eating wings

[amber crest]

I ordered a pizza for work

[turbid pilot]

i want pizza too

send me a slice via mail

[amber crest]

The Kingdom of Jerusalem is collapsing

Before I left for work they lost Acre and Jerusalem

[restive cloud]

I have 800 hours in HoI4 and still don't understand the basics tuff?

[amber crest]

Honestly that’s normal

Wanna see my Medivial 2 mod I made

[north gazelle]

There is an ikhtilaf, differences of opinions.

[amber crest]

Long time no see

[turbid pilot]

long time no see and very late response

also i think no imam is saying yes to drawing anime girls

[north gazelle]

https://fitrahtawheed.com/is-drawing-haram

[amber crest]

Also I hate how simplified the Muslim and Orthodox factions are in medieval 2

[north gazelle]

Hello. It is yes. I just went back online.

[amber crest]

At least the middle eastern central focus mod broken crescent fixes this

it starts in 1174

[north gazelle]

Not... Necessarily.. Well as long as it doesn't incite uhh.. Haram things.

[amber crest]

It’s about the rise of Saladin

[north gazelle]

I haven't tried it yet. It's quite a while since i play any Paradox Games.

[amber crest]

Creative assembly

Not paradox

[north gazelle]

Ah, fair enough.

[north gazelle]

https://seekersguidance.org/answers/shafii-fiqh/the-ruling-of-drawing-images-on-clothing-and-the-like/

https://islamqa.org/shafii/darul-iftaa-jordan/227667/rules-of-drawing-cartoons/

https://www.islamweb.net/en/fatwa/446782/drawing-according-to-the-maaliki-school-of-jurisprudence

Done.

Remember, we have 4 different Madhabs. Not all of us adhere that x is Haram because of s. Fundamentals is agreed on but for this kind? Not so much.

Hence why it's flexible.

[turbid pilot]

important to note he might be a shia

he never said

[north gazelle]

Oh, then i remember they also allowed it.

[turbid pilot]

honestly i dont even consider shias as muslims

such wierd doctrines

[north gazelle]

https://en.shafaqna.com/63304/drawing-painting-and-pictures-attributed-to-the-infallible-imams-a-s-the-fatwas-of-grand-ayatullah-sistani/

https://www.sistani.org/english/qa/01175/

There's another Ikhtilaf in which they say, it is Haram but you get the gist.

[north gazelle]

I can't exactly do that. The Shafii madhab is very strict on takfir.

[turbid pilot]

btw should i send 2 of these cards to grade

basically i own 2 of these grading is 40 dollars but if both return as psa 10 i can sell em for about 180

[north gazelle]

Based.

[turbid pilot]

idk doe cause psa 10 means perfect condition

i know these are psa 9s atleast but

then profit only 60 dollars

and i must wait 75 days

for grading

which is like

[north gazelle]

Dang. That's a lot of time to begin with. You sure you want to sell it?

[turbid pilot]

75 days maybe i get 120 dollars maybe i get 60

[turbid pilot]

yeah

not valuable to me

i have a few thousand dollar cards

[north gazelle]

Dang. Alright. 👍

[turbid pilot]

i just dont know if i wanna wait 75 days

might be 100

for cards

[turbid pilot]

yeah i got lucky

really lucky

2 2k cards and a 6k card

i can now say i have 10k in cards

[latent heath]

@worldly rose I wanna thank you and the other RT56 Developers that we, the austrians, have a better focus tree than Germany.

[amber crest]

Germany is getting updated though

[latent heath]

damn it

[amber crest]

March 7th

[jaunty falcon]

Am I handsome?

[umbral ingot]

Respectfully why would you post yourself on the internet

[jaunty falcon]

What could possibly go wrong?

[umbral ingot]

. . .

Probably the worst response I could have gotten

[amber crest]

Everything

[worldly rose]

As Big Al correctly said, we already have a big Germany update ready

[umbral ingot]

Woaaah you do?

[umbral ingot]

Exactly

[worldly rose]

Yeh, I helped playtest it

[jaunty falcon]

Idk. Everything will be fine i suppose

[meager patrol]

I have won the german civil war after 2 years

:D

[amber crest]

3 months

[worldly rose]

Technically I should playtest every tree before it comes out but sometimes I really dont feel like it

[meager patrol]

After 3 tries

[umbral ingot]

Trust me if you keep doing it you will get doxed at some point

[worldly rose]

Personally I leak my full name everywhere so Im extra careful with images, reverse situation is wise too ig

[amber crest]

I need to mod Byzantium to give them cannons musketeers and arqubaseers

[umbral ingot]

I was advised not to share my face or full name anywhere by my older sister which is right

[amber crest]

Same

[umbral ingot]

Not even with friends on the internet if I dont know them irl

[amber crest]

Though it was my parents who did it in my case

[umbral ingot]

My parents did but their justification was shit

My sister meanwhile gave me real examples and stories, and actually tried to make it sound like she knows what she is talking about

[turbid pilot]

posting yourself on the internet is a death sentence

[amber crest]

Also Austro I hate that a thriving Byzantine Empire can’t access and have cannons or musketeers

[turbid pilot]

gl big bro

[meager patrol]

@worldly rose Zentrum or spd?

[turbid pilot]

ZENSTRUUMMM

[umbral ingot]

SPDDD

[umbral ingot]

. . .

[worldly rose]

I almost thought that was rule 2 but Zentrum doesnt exist

[turbid pilot]

https://tenor.com/view/chiyo-jump-fast-azumanga-azumanga-daioh-gif-12062164719396286497

[worldly rose]

I like to go whatever has the craziest foreign policy

[umbral ingot]

Im sorry I played too much social democracy the weimar game

[turbid pilot]

https://tenor.com/view/orthodox-orthodox-west-western-rite-incense-mass-gif-15826713581240801523

[umbral ingot]

So obviously I pick SPD

[jaunty falcon]

Than why instagram models are still alive?🤦‍♂️

[amber crest]

If Byzantium controlled all of Anatolia and the Balkans in the 1500s would they have gun powder units yes or no

[umbral ingot]

discord and Instagram are two different things

[turbid pilot]

https://open.spotify.com/track/5LwWLWCBAPJRWietTottqh?si=460d6e6267934da8 long live the catholic germany zenstrum forever

[umbral ingot]

Respectfully

https://tenor.com/view/dies-of-cringe-cringe-gif-20747133

Respectfully

[meager patrol]

So spd or Zentrum?

[worldly rose]

https://tenor.com/view/comedy-gif-24394074

[umbral ingot]

Rule 2...?

[worldly rose]

SPD ig

[turbid pilot]

they may completely suck at fighting and are completely outnumbered

[umbral ingot]

I dont even know

[amber crest]

The principality of Antioch called they want their state back

[turbid pilot]

but the chaldeans will never die

[meager patrol]

Too bad

[umbral ingot]

Okey yeah rule 2 buddy

[meager patrol]

Im picking zentrum

[umbral ingot]

LETS FRICKING GOOO

[turbid pilot]

they are a persecuted group and the army is a defensive formation

[umbral ingot]

.

. .

[umbral ingot]

Its modern politics I dont care

[turbid pilot]

https://tenor.com/view/goodanswernephew-meme-gif-9234359276627553652

[turbid pilot]

erm actually

[worldly rose]

We will fight Flowi, empress

https://cdn.discordapp.com/emojis/1081681941629259876.webp?size=160&animated=true

[turbid pilot]

syrian armies of christ predate ww2

[umbral ingot]

Do they continue after it?

Yeah

Rule 2 and why am I the only one saying it

[umbral ingot]

You talked about it like explaining the situation in Syria

Of course I will think you are talking about a modern conflict

[turbid pilot]

well no literally this hs been their reason

for very long time

[meager patrol]

I will win

[turbid pilot]

like this applies tru their entire modern history

[meager patrol]

Im taller and stronger

[umbral ingot]

I am confused

[worldly rose]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/emojis/1297776109844435015.webp?size=160&animated=true

[turbid pilot]

the entire syrian christian history like the coptics is their martyrdom and survival of muslim oppression and invasion

[umbral ingot]

How tall are you

[worldly rose]

Ill cheat

https://tenor.com/view/king-of-the-hill-dale-gribble-pocket-sand-pocket-sand-gif-3699662

[umbral ingot]

Pocket dice*

[worldly rose]

Back to dancing

https://cdn.discordapp.com/emojis/1297776109844435015.webp?size=160&animated=true

God I love frog emojis

[meager patrol]

I will pick you up and put you in a high place

There is Nothing you can do

[umbral ingot]

Flowi didn't you already share how tall are you, cause I forgot

[turbid pilot]

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_Coptic_saints so many of these r just martyrs

like a insane amount

[meager patrol]

184cm

[turbid pilot]

being the same height as flowi is scary

[meager patrol]

3cm taller than my sweetie

[turbid pilot]

why is flowi so tall

[worldly rose]

Im 184cm

Im not 181

[umbral ingot]

Dam if I look up at you I will look like I saw a plane

[meager patrol]

[turbid pilot]

statistically someone here is below 180

hands up

[umbral ingot]

I am 169 😭

[turbid pilot]

i knew it

[umbral ingot]

You called it

HOW

[worldly rose]

Cant hear you down there

[turbid pilot]

know way 3 outa 4 people r 184 and the last one isnt short

[turbid pilot]

https://tenor.com/view/an-iq-too-high-raven-crow-tiktok-gif-3869671553367641450

[meager patrol]

what the hell hapened?

[umbral ingot]

Pfffft

[worldly rose]

Urgh Swiss tree

[umbral ingot]

LMAO

[turbid pilot]

well GGs no austria cores

[umbral ingot]

AND Hungary took czechia too?

Pffft

[worldly rose]

The Czechs must be crying

[meager patrol]

Time to return the axis

[turbid pilot]

https://tenor.com/view/flightreacts-reaction-flight-reacts-flight-reacts-flightreacts-gif-14526489174047821058

german cant be saying that you know

[meager patrol]

Its just a faction name

[umbral ingot]

I like how she is probably immedietly rethinking her choice of going democratic

[turbid pilot]

https://tenor.com/view/tyler-the-creation-tyler-the-creator-child-kid-son-gif-8121086759220539515

[turbid pilot]

it is the weaker of the 4

the monarchist is a lil too op

commie sucks but their bonus shit is kinda good

and facist just lets you expand fast

[meager patrol]

Nope

Its alot better than the other 3

[turbid pilot]

patriot

[meager patrol]

The enclave is the worst

[turbid pilot]

https://tenor.com/view/lie-detector-lier-trending-gif-6708574292361340617

[worldly rose]

Institute ftw

[turbid pilot]

you would understand if you were human

[meager patrol]

Ncr

Ftw

[turbid pilot]

institute and enclave allign alot

human first technology driven

[turbid pilot]

even the legion is better than the ncr

down with the republic

[worldly rose]

Is Institute that human-first though?

[turbid pilot]

bring back america

[turbid pilot]

i mean technically?

[worldly rose]

Minutemen-Institute is usually my Fo4 playthrough

[turbid pilot]

their entire community is only human

[meager patrol]

No way

[turbid pilot]

also enlave look cool ash

[meager patrol]

The legion is the worst out of all

[worldly rose]

Presumably its like a Vault, its not like there many people joining or leaving

[turbid pilot]

i would say railroad sucks more

it is pretty ass

[worldly rose]

Railroad has the quest for the Walther PPK though

[turbid pilot]

eh mid

[meager patrol]

Nah

[umbral ingot]

I dont understand fallout

I only know about Ceaser's legion

[meager patrol]

The legion is misogynistic

[worldly rose]

You will in the future

🙉

[meager patrol]

Smh

Rule 2

[turbid pilot]

also the enclave isnt my favourite faction

but technically you cant join joshua

[worldly rose]

Its only rule 2 if the future prediction is true /s

[turbid pilot]

but i hope in season 3

they show him and the clan

[worldly rose]

https://tenor.com/view/fallout-we-cant-expect-gif-15199201

[turbid pilot]

cause they said the white claw would rebuild

and they are in NV still

[worldly rose]

Burned man - Fallout Season 2 spoiler - ||takes over legion civil war||

[turbid pilot]

joshua is so good

https://tenor.com/view/fall-out-new-vegas-joshua-graham-reading-relaxing-gif-9595517

[turbid pilot]

btw our boy lived

https://tenor.com/view/macaulay-culkin-fallout-legion-thumbs-up-vaultec-gif-14073543257485083037

our new kaisar

ik its ceasar btw they say kaisar doe

NO WAY

I THOUGHT TS WAS CHEAP I HAD A 50 DOLLAR CARD THIS WHOLE ASS TIME AND IT WAS SOLD FOR 80 AND 100 RECENTLY

i gotta get this graded n put it up for sale at 500 soon

god dam

[amber crest]

Because that’s how it’s pronounced in Roman tongue

[turbid pilot]

🤷‍♂️ i wouldnt know

i like rome n all

but im a eastern empire supremcist

latins can go f themselves

which they did

[amber crest]

Same

[turbid pilot]

i personally think the latin empire is hyped too much

greek empire was way better

[amber crest]

@umbral ingot how would you rank my au Charlie with the 3 canon interpretations (novel, games, movie)

[latent heath]

I think kids in school should be forced to play RT56 austria against germany. I've never hated Austrian Nazis as much as I currently do through the july followed june mini game

[umbral ingot]

Hmmm

So

Novel is my favorite

[amber crest]

Not hard to see why

[umbral ingot]

Nr 1, then 2 is your AU, then 3 would be games, then 4 obviously movie cause movie Charlie SUCKS

[amber crest]

Fair

[umbral ingot]

The movies butcher every character and I dont like it

[stiff agate]

what ya talking about

[umbral ingot]

FNAF

[amber crest]

Same Charlie should have been Cassidy

[umbral ingot]

Exactly

[stiff agate]

about how charlie sucked in the movie

[umbral ingot]

Yes

She wasn't supposed to be a vengeful child like she is

[amber crest]

Character assassinated alongside Micheal Afton

[umbral ingot]

Oh my poor Michael 😭

[amber crest]

She is an angry spirt but she wants justice not a blind killing spree

[umbral ingot]

And she wants to help people not go kill everyone who once wronged her by "not paying attention to a child THAT WASN'T THEIRS at a party"

Should I say I also think they will butcher Henry

They already butchered Vannesa badly

[amber crest]

She will utterly mess you up in my au if you try to kill her or her squad mates

[stiff agate]

she was supposed to be the child that wants to give them theyr happiest day

[umbral ingot]

Exactly

[amber crest]

She was originally third in command until she got battlefield promoted if you know what I mean

[umbral ingot]

That was her premise in the games

[amber crest]

Yeah they did a 180 with her character

[stiff agate]

yep

also

why 2 guards

[amber crest]

You mean Micheal

[umbral ingot]

Henry literally says that she is guiding the other souls in his speach iirc

[amber crest]

She also guides Bear company once Iron sights is killed at Madagascar in late 2006

Though she is forced to do this because she was second in command at the time

[umbral ingot]

Geez you are obsessed with your AU

lol

https://tenor.com/view/yuu-koito-bloom-into-you-anime-yuu-gif-1008540037507310076

[amber crest]

Yes I am

[umbral ingot]

I am gonna speedrun an alternate Germany map

[umbral ingot]

#hoi4-general

[amber crest]

She only meets William once during the main story

And it’s him trying to get her to sign a contract trap

[umbral ingot]

Did my game immediately crash

Nvm

[amber crest]

Because I feel if Charlie met William every other time it would lose its weight

[amber crest]

The two original people ahead of rank of her were KIA @stiff agate

[stiff agate]

the bi-plane is goted

[amber crest]

lol

[stiff agate]

XD

[stiff agate]

but

if its black

fight back

[hasty estuary]

maybe they didnt know , i sure didnt

[amber crest]

Yeah like my grandparents visitor in every Spring

[stiff agate]

bears are funny

I like being them a kinda rezonable danger

in my area

[amber crest]

He snuck in the garage one time and stole my grandparent bird sewet

[stiff agate]

XD

[stiff agate]

LIKE LOKK AT THAT GOOD BOOOYYYY SOO FLUFFLY

CMOON LET ME PET YOU FUR BAL

[vocal fiber]

Where is Teto?

I miss her

[stiff agate]

teto obsession

or daily teto

or big sister emperess?

there

are way tooo many tetos

in of topic

[vocal fiber]

All

[meager patrol]

Him end of march❤️

[vocal fiber]

Yey, ralsei

[molten topaz]

huh?

was summoned by this

[stiff agate]

@vocal fiber

misses you

[stiff agate]

thisssss

[molten topaz]

https://tenor.com/view/miku-teto-thighs-massage-miku-thighs-massage-gif-17937898231755419362

[vocal fiber]

😳

[molten topaz]

missed me?3

[vocal fiber]

A little bit

[stiff agate]

having thick thighs is funny

[vocal fiber]

ME

I used to do karate, swiming and hockey

[stiff agate]

I did zero sports and I am still thicker then a boal of oat meal

[amber crest]

https://youtu.be/weNPZMrmjk0?si=gui-s6haivGuMSTS

Worst Byzantine emperor

[molten topaz]

do jagerbomb

[vocal fiber]

The cocktail?

[meager patrol]

:3

[molten topaz]

almost

it is like

1l jagermeister

1 can energy drink

u drink only jager

and left energy drink

[stiff agate]

BLACK OUT RAGE GALLON TREND

[molten topaz]

for morning

[stiff agate]

soo many people died to that in 2022

[molten topaz]

kekw

[vocal fiber]

Interesting

[molten topaz]

works gud

[vocal fiber]

But now I can't drink, I need my mind ready Are you happy Flowi?

[meager patrol]

:D

[vocal fiber]

Don't laught too soon, saturday I'm gonna have fun

[meager patrol]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-fire-flamethrower-rainbow-gif-16371640281423984830

[vocal fiber]

I'll go to an abandoned house

[turbid pilot]

@amber crest should I buy 2 etb ascended hero’s

My local card shop

Selling 8 of em

Ts hard to get

[meager patrol]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/emojis/1297776109844435015.webp?size=160&animated=true

[turbid pilot]

I feel it’s worth buy 2 open one and resell other

I really wanna pull that golden dragonite

[vocal fiber]

Do you want some photos?

[amber crest]

I’m not an expert with this stuff

[meager patrol]

Sure

Ig

[vocal fiber]

Where is daily Teto?

[latent heath]

@umbral ingot You know what its time for

[turbid pilot]

It’s more of a should I be irresponsible and gamble 400 dollars or not question

It could become a few thousand for sur3

It’s a guaranteed earn but also means I spent 400 dollars

And I’m worth a total of 500 cash and bank balance rn

[amber crest]

Don’t gamble 400 usd

[turbid pilot]

Good idea ima settle for 200 and pray I get a golden dragonite

I can’t

I must

I MUST RIP PACKS

https://tenor.com/view/screaming-old-man-angry-crazy-gif-14817968

[fallow lichen]

i may have created the best global government design

[vocal fiber]

I want the daily Tetooooo

[hasty estuary]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1110621043728597104/1404914901797048440/Hedupatu.gif

[umbral ingot]

Day 252 of posting Teto every day in off-topic 🩷

[worldly rose]

xD

[vocal fiber]

[vocal fiber]

Yippee 😁

[stiff agate]

More gyaru

brr

ptsd

[worldly rose]

Welcome back :3

[molten topaz]

idk even why

[worldly rose]

🤔 Brainstorming Road content

[molten topaz]

played call of fear

ig should continue

tomorrow

[amber crest]

Post war Soviet content

[worldly rose]

Mhm

[vocal fiber]

Maybe gulag mechanics?

To get civs

[worldly rose]

I love adding little details like moving the land facility to the Urals in the 1945 start

[proud glade]

when doing the beaten but not defeated civil war path as ussr is the civil war easier if you delete all of your army before the war?

[stiff agate]

...

there are

some undeletable divisions

but

sure

1 with anti air is always available

[amber crest]

Well who didn't see that one coming

[vocal fiber]

I hate all undeletable divisions

They are always the worst

[stiff agate]

yes

I usualy

use 1-2

division templates

in the game

1 infantry

one paratroper

I over rely on air

maybe

3

if I need a guy to cross a mountain

[buoyant spear]

I got hoi4 yesterday and am clueless please someone help me and my friend :3

[stiff agate]

right

soo your a bot

or a scammer

one of those two

[buoyant spear]

How am I a bot or a scammer

[stiff agate]

ive

seen this

exact same story

[buoyant spear]

i actually downloaded it yesterday with my friend

[stiff agate]

3 times

also

[buoyant spear]

what

[stiff agate]

you blind or something

#ask-for-help-here

[buoyant spear]

welp thats a good start to the server

i just realised there was an ask for help mb for texting here

[stiff agate]

it just is sus

[buoyant spear]

on god i actually started yesterday

how would this be a scam

[stiff agate]

u dont have any bages

despite joining in 2019

acept the name one but that one doesnt count

[buoyant spear]

how do I get badges

i dont really use discord lol

but i just got on to look for help thats all

[stiff agate]

there were a lot of times to get the hypesquad

[pine shard]

same haha

[stiff agate]

and you have no bio

[pine shard]

i js got on here for the server

[buoyant spear]

and thats my friend btw

how would a scam work anyway

[stiff agate]

this guy is a 100% less sus

he is a upstanding citizen

in my eyes

[pine shard]

yay

[stiff agate]

I dunno

if one thing

scammers are creative

[buoyant spear]

but can you actually help us you seem good at hoi4

[stiff agate]

im a god

but im already teaching 2 morrons how to play hoi4

soo goo look for help in the help chanel

[buoyant spear]

whats 2 more morons going to hurt

trust

[stiff agate]

time

[ember cedar]

to play hoi4 all u gotta do is read

thats literally it

[stiff agate]

Hoi4 players do not read

[ember cedar]

thats why most hoi4 players are shit

[stiff agate]

events

what are thooseee

[buoyant spear]

I REALLYY tried reading

[stiff agate]

just

throw yourself in to the pool

[buoyant spear]

I EVEN ASKED SNAP AI

[stiff agate]

ill learnd that way and im great now

[stiff agate]

just

watch bitter steel

ull

[amber crest]

Watch Bittersteel

[stiff agate]

get good at it eventualy

[amber crest]

Or that meta guy whose name I forget

Segl

[stiff agate]

I hate doing anything in afrika

[buoyant spear]

I watched bittersteel today morning and nothing makes snese

[stiff agate]

have you playd

any paradox games before

[buoyant spear]

Ive played europa universalis 4

[stiff agate]

soo

u should know

basic controls

great

play germany

and read the focuses

if you dunnot know something

use

google

[buoyant spear]

google is sooo useless

but okay thank you

[stiff agate]

skill is built with time and pure genius

remmber

the best player in hoi4 will be the one that learns to swim themselfs

[buoyant spear]

Obrigado

[white raft]

hi @stiff agate

[stiff agate]

heya

[amber crest]

Clearing out Albania from rebels as Byzantium

[tulip ether]

Unite hong kong ❤️

[vocal fiber]

Good morning everyone

Today I'll work with acids, again

I love chemistry

[gilded salmon]

have fun

[vocal fiber]

Oh I will

[zinc island]

Never Trust an Austrian fam

[umbral ingot]

lol, only thing is Austria-Hungary literally dissolved after the war so no they did not get away with "killing Germans"

Okey Hitler, I get it, even though he was literally calling himself more a German then an Austrian

Bro hated Austria

[zinc island]

Peak Oversimplified moment

😌🙏

[umbral ingot]

So I finished my hypothetical map of the German empire if they got whatever they wanted colonially

I now realized I forgot to add Tianjing

Oh well

What do y'all think

[frail fable]

youre forgetting german settlements in paraguay

[umbral ingot]

I did use Kaiserreich as a template but only what I remembered from if off the top of my head, the rest I thought about, and actually had to search the wiki to know they wanted Texas to form a "New Germany"

[frail fable]

but also its just silly

[umbral ingot]

I also forgot Taiwan

[umbral ingot]

I know

I learned they actually wanted Somalia and not just Kenya off the wiki

And that Gambia was settled by Germans, when it was sponsored by non other then Courland

[frail fable]

learning all of this and never learning about "new germany" in paraguay is wild to me

[umbral ingot]

I actually didn't find it

Anywhere

I only found they wanted to get parts of Argentina

[frail fable]

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nueva_Germania

[umbral ingot]

Okey I am adding Paraguay

[frail fable]

tbf it isnt all of it afaik?

but its still a dot at least

[umbral ingot]

I added what I forgot to add last time too

[vocal fiber]

Pretty good

[umbral ingot]

Now if I were to make a timeline with this

I would say this is their peak

And what I did was basically replace Britain with Germany

Even though Britain would have India so...

Maybe Britain wouldn't be replaced everywhere

[frail fable]

why not make it its own superpower

[umbral ingot]

This would be in colonial times

Like before or I guess after ww1

[vocal fern]

hi

[umbral ingot]

And Britain got India before they got anything else so if Germany doesn't just take it nothing is stopping Britain from keeping it

[quiet adder]

Helloo i am here to learn and get some experience in hoi4

[umbral ingot]

#hoi4-general

[vocal fiber]

I burned myself with the hydrochloric acid

Fortunately it's not that bad

[pseudo hinge]

But tbh if you burn yourself with hydrochloric acid, do you warm it instead of cooling?

Or still just use lukewarm water

probably that

[snow spindle]

I think you just rinse it under water to neutralise it

I vaguely remember spilling acid on myself during chemistry and the protocol was to rinse it

[pseudo hinge]

Hydrochloric acid is super cold so you get the water to contain the burn

[worldly rose]

Yeh

[vocal fiber]

It's not a heat burnt, it's an acid burnt

It's diferent

[pseudo hinge]

Well but doesnt the pure coldness of the acid also cause a burn?

[vocal fiber]

It was at room temperature

[vocal fiber]

That's what I did

[amber crest]

Watching a series of documentrys on the early history of the Ottomans

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sHH3lQ_O-xA&t=29s

@umbral ingot the fact that the Ottomans recovered from this defeat and the devastating civil war in the aftermath and became stronger than ever is crazy

[stiff agate]

goodmorning people!

[amber crest]

Good morning Peachy watching the battle of Ankara 1402

[stiff agate]

REMMBER BRATISLA NEWER FELL

[umbral ingot]

I wonder why

https://tenor.com/view/austria-hungary-austria-kawave-anime-girl-kuk-army-gif-16598541330360896608

[amber crest]

That’s not for another hundred years

[stiff agate]

yep

im just joking that bratislava was newer ocupied by the ottomans

unlike

budapest

[amber crest]

Hungary?

[umbral ingot]

Or literally all of Romania and the balkan peninsula

Except Slovenia

[stiff agate]

THE SLOV IS IMORTAL

THE SLOVS NEWER FALL

[amber crest]

lol a lot of Ottoman soldiers escaped from Anatolia to Europe with Genoese and Venetian help

[stiff agate]

Glory to Slovenia-Slovakia

[amber crest]

I think Venice did help the ottomans against the Timurids

They sent a small army to help out

Timurids are a boss faction in Medivial 2 btw

[stiff agate]

I retract my point

earth isnt flat

it is indeed carbonated

[turbid pilot]

@amber crest i went to a store found the box i really wanted but it was 300 so i spent 200 on other stuff

then i went to meet my friends

and found a place that sold it for 160 instead of 300

https://tenor.com/view/peter-griffin-crash-out-angry-gif-15667791719891680630

ive wanted this shit since it was announced

its been selling for 220-300 everywhere

and when i spend all my money i find a place that sells it for 160

ASCENDED HEROS WHY DO YOU AVOID ME

https://tenor.com/view/ishowspeed-speed-only-up-rage-choke-gif-2629196443432211631

[molten topaz]

found those 2 in Pinterest pull

[worldly rose]

Cool

[stiff agate]

tbh

why do some people hate spiders

they are my ally

in the summer

they take care of them

pesky anoying flies

[molten topaz]

they are cute

[stiff agate]

like cmere little anarchid friend

ill feed you that bug

[molten topaz]

I like this meme

[stiff agate]

I hav

e

newer used that emoji

tbh the only emoji I ever used was

😢 🥹 🤮

out of the yellow emojis

[umbral ingot]

I posted that image here

[amber crest]

Thoughts on this image

[stiff agate]

heya big sister

[molten topaz]

cool

also Hi

[amber crest]

Elizabeth Afton with a M16

[umbral ingot]

Here is my map of colonial Germany and their sphere of influence, puppets and personal unions, these are all in a lighter shade of purple

[umbral ingot]

Holy peak

[amber crest]

How the hell did they get Texas and New York

[worldly rose]

Stolen meme

[umbral ingot]

It's a hypothetical

Of if Germany got what they wanted

[stiff agate]

I disaprove of this map

[amber crest]

She is already violating the number one rule finger off the trigger

[umbral ingot]

Yes I gave you to big hungary sorry

[umbral ingot]

. . .

You thought I won't see this?

[stiff agate]

I love spiders

[amber crest]

It’s a common fear

[stiff agate]

I dislike taking down spider webs

[amber crest]

I am afraid of wasps

[stiff agate]

after all

[amber crest]

And hornets

[stiff agate]

they are my ally

[umbral ingot]

I am severely Arachnophobic

And you know this

[stiff agate]

why

spiders are soo cuteeeeeee

[umbral ingot]

Bro

[stiff agate]

like cute little creatureeee

I only dislike extreamly poisonus spiders

[umbral ingot]

THEY ARE NOT CUTE

I have trauma from my childhood with them

[worldly rose]

🫂

As far as Im concerned, humans scarrier than any animal

[amber crest]

Top 5 factions in my current campaign are
1 Golden Horde
2 Byzantine Empire (me)
3 Ayyubid Sultante
4 Holy Roman Empire
5 Almohad Sultanate

[stiff agate]

silly

humans are animals

[amber crest]

I can recruit these guys now

crossbow men

[worldly rose]

Scariest animal, whatever

[amber crest]

Romania is Roman once again

Now to take back Albania from Sicily

Scotland took York

Also cannons are going to be available soon

[serene nest]

COME OUT NOW

[molten topaz]

why penguins aren't included?

[echo jolt]

I'm coming

[serene nest]

Good boy

[gilded trench]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tkrdvrf0W-k

[echo jolt]

https://giphy.com/gifs/i-show-speed-ishowspee-spee-Y2GzTXyqIgfHeZN9fO

[amber crest]

Time to retake Crimea from Genoa as Byzantium before the Mongols take it

[meager patrol]

@worldly rose you are cute

[worldly rose]

No u

[meager patrol]

No u

[worldly rose]

No u

:3

[meager patrol]

No, you are the cutest

;3

[umbral ingot]

Just kiss already

https://tenor.com/view/bloom-into-you-yagate-kimi-ni-naru-yuu-koito-touko-nanami-yuri-gif-23478164

[amber crest]

Sicilians hired a bunch of Prussian mercenaries

[meager patrol]

😊

[umbral ingot]

Arent they the normans

[amber crest]

Norman kingdom of Sicily yes

[umbral ingot]

Cause I know Normans held sicily

[umbral ingot]

Well yeah

They recruiting fellow germanics

Makes sense

[amber crest]

Yes and they can recruit Italian and Muslim units too

Given that they seized Sicily from the Emirate of Sicily

[umbral ingot]

So they have everyone

You might be cooked

[amber crest]

I won with minimal casualties because Byzantine heavy Calvary is broken

Not these guys

[orchid hornet]

WHERE DID YOU COME FROM

[amber crest]

I hired them to fend of the Sicillians

[amber crest]

also Hi Ollie

[orchid hornet]

hi

[amber crest]

playing Byzantium in Stainless steel only 40 turns till I get cannons

Right now I’m fortifying every mountain pass in Anatolia as the Mongols are coming

[worldly rose]

Hello Ollie

[vocal fiber]

Hi Ollie

[echo jolt]

WHO are you

Ohhh

Rena

I play mp

[stiff vector]

Meow

[echo jolt]

The only reason I look at this server

[white raft]

hmmmmmm bannerlord time

[amber crest]

Hey Benry

[white raft]

hi friend

[amber crest]

I’m heading into work, but earlier I launched my invasion of Naples and Sicily as the Byzantine empire in the mod Stainless steel

[white raft]

maybe ill play eu5 later

i just converted to anglicanism

[amber crest]

I’m playing Medieval 2 total war

Just 40 more turns and cannons become available

[white raft]

oh i thought you were playing Hearts of Iron 4

[amber crest]

I’m taking a long break from that

This is the border of the empire and its 1311

[vocal fiber]

Pretty good I must say
You have the balkans, anatolia and some of the middle east

[amber crest]

I’m allied with Ayyubids

As the Mongols border us both

[vocal fiber]

The southern yellow?

[amber crest]

Yeah

[vocal fiber]

[meager patrol]

@worldly rose me outside your Window

[worldly rose]

xD

[umbral ingot]

Day 253 of posting Teto every day in off-topic 🩷

[vocal fiber]

I have been writing an essay about the golden century of catalan literature for 4 hours

I'm tired 😫

[meager patrol]

yippie!

[umbral ingot]

I have to do a history test for the olympiad, which takes me 3 hours, and its due Friday

https://tenor.com/view/yuu-koito-anime-bloom-into-you-gif-11325972727621259678

[amber crest]

I’m mentally making a plan to liberate the Caucasus from the Mongols in my current campaign

[meager patrol]

~~come out ~~

[vocal fiber]

I have the catalan test Friday

[vocal fiber]

For a moment I thought you were happy of me being tired XD

[meager patrol]

btw i use a new typing Method as we speak

[vocal fiber]

What?

[meager patrol]

Well I am tired too

[meager patrol]

im using my handwriting

but i don't think I will use it

[vocal fiber]

Writing like if you were writing in a paper?

But in the phone

[meager patrol]

yes

it Looks like this

[vocal fiber]

My handwriting looks from a doctor XD

Nobody can understand it

[meager patrol]

my friends say not even a doctor could read my handwriting

[vocal fiber]

I write in cursive

But it's not beautiful

I'm gonna get a pice of chocolate

[meager patrol]

even russian doctors cursive would be more readable than mine

[meager patrol]

:3

[vocal fiber]

I got a chunk XD

[vocal fiber]

Now I wanna see it

[worldly rose]

[meager patrol]

How are you doing

Little Gentleman

[worldly rose]

Im fine hbu

[meager patrol]

Im tired from standing all day

[umbral ingot]

Usually the people that say this have the best writting

[worldly rose]

🫂 cmhere

[meager patrol]

Yippie

Huggies

[meager patrol]

Lmao

Well im an Exception

[vocal fiber]

God rest ye merry gentlemen, let nothing you dismay

[turbid pilot]

holy fah

my total rare+ card collection graded is 4.4k

usd

not even counting pokemon

ima sell some of ts and rip more packs

[vocal fiber]

Daily fun fact
Today is the Soviet Occupation Day in Georgia, celebrated to commemorate the Red army invasion of georgia in 1921

[stiff agate]

Yayy

[hasty estuary]

wish it was me OwO

[stiff agate]

I wanna get hit by a bus if I survive without any permanent injuries

And get money

[austere dew]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/900966887251402805/1375202769555820665/1.1x.webp

[latent heath]

well, thats one way to do it

[analog roost]

imagine not playing DLCless eu4.

[amber crest]

@analog roost stainless steel is better than EU5

It starts in 1220

And ends in 1600

[analog roost]

ends?

it must last at least 2 millenials.

[amber crest]

You could continue but it has no content going forward

[latent heath]

Lets go! 108!

[analog roost]

@white raft thoughts ?

[umbral ingot]

Holy cannons

[analog roost]

damned ikea cannons...

what da Cilli doin ?

[worldly rose]

xd

[hybrid bear]

carbon dioxide

[white raft]

unfortunate

also why do you have so much cavalry

you should only have like 4

you need more artillery less cavalry

[analog roost]

becasue thats what i did for 800 hours of game.

[worldly rose]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/emojis/1297776109844435015.webp?size=160&animated=true

[proud glade]

when doing the beaten but not defeated civil war path as ussr is the civil war easier if you delete all of your army before the war?

thx

[ivory rain]

Sorry

[analog roost]

for what ?

[amber crest]

Lets do this

[white raft]

you shouldn't have more than 4 or 6 cavalry unless you're a cavalry nation like Poland or a horde

you should also have a full backrow of artillery at tech 16

honestly if you can afford it get a full backrow at tech 7

artillery applies half of its defensive pips to the infantry in front of it

[analog roost]

finally 🗣️

[analog roost]

never took eu4 so seriously tbh

[amber crest]

https://tenor.com/view/germany-wwe-brock-lesnar-love-love-germany-gif-13691798239361214831

[stiff agate]

Ofc germany holds Warsaw

[analog roost]

u mean...warschau...

[stiff agate]

Also the dreams of a greater moravia have newer been closer

Great morava is whole again

XD

[analog roost]

i annexed northern bohemia before puppeting them, tho i gave them some eastern lands

[stiff agate]

I dislike those austria borders

[analog roost]

austria wont be a thing in some years

[amber crest]

Greater German solution?

[stiff agate]

Looks like u just pushed down its pan handle

[analog roost]

this time it will be just greater.

[analog roost]

welp

[stiff agate]

looks inside

Germany player

Controls warsaw

Plans to annex austria

[analog roost]

fwegfwsgrg

[stiff agate]

Reverse order

[analog roost]

it was a good city to take

[amber crest]

Poland is always a major thorn in my side whenever I play the Byzantines

[analog roost]

imagine being irl byzantium and u getting turks at your door step but poland wont help because they lost their king at varna

[amber crest]

I meant me and Poland were both titans of Eastern Europe

[stiff agate]

Poland might be one of the countrys that borders slovakia and didnt atack it the least

The only problem I can remember from the top of my head was anexing a few villages during ww2

[amber crest]

That was before

Poland annexed Zalozie when Poland jumped on board the collapse of Czechoslovakia following Hitlers annexation in 1939

[stiff agate]

Well i ment close to ww2

Czechia did do a bit of opression

[white raft]

1799 prussian borders

[stiff agate]

And make czechoslovakia communist

[amber crest]

Britain and France were so outraged by this they threatened to not protect Poland

[analog roost]

bro got the reference.

[stiff agate]

Anything to not get in a war

But britain and france are traitors as well

Austria did do a bit of germanization

But id much prefer to be austrian then hungarian

[analog roost]

shit looks like bulgaria that got dobruja from romania and kept till this day lol

[stiff agate]

I was writing a script a couple months back for an alternate history video about slovakia being independent after ww2

[amber crest]

Slovkia is part of the Buda reigon in the medivial II mod I'm playing

[white raft]

what, surrounded by the iron curtain?

[stiff agate]

Yep

The only escape being neutral austria

Resulting in a finish sytuation

[analog roost]

average late game army ( its mostly just their colonies )

[stiff agate]

The justification was that slovakia was too much hastle for nothing to gain by the commies

XD

[white raft]

i thought eastern austria was occupied by russia

[amber crest]

thoughts on the British Isles at the start

[stiff agate]

Yep

[amber crest]

see if you can name the 4 factions

[stiff agate]

For multiple months

[amber crest]

@stiff agate

[stiff agate]

The two irish citis

[amber crest]

the grey are rebels

[stiff agate]

Ebh

I dunno

[amber crest]

Red is England, Blue is Scotland, Light Green Wales, Dark Green Ireland

[stiff agate]

Wessex sussex

Oh

[white raft]

is that representing the war of the roses

[stiff agate]

WHY IS

[amber crest]

its 1236

[stiff agate]

WHALES LOCKED IN

[white raft]

it says 1400 in the bottom right

[amber crest]

thats the amount of money I have

[white raft]

oh

[white raft]

brokie

[amber crest]

it says 1236 AD in the left corner

[stiff agate]

Tbh I would have guessed if england controlled york and chester

I thought that lime green controled those two

[amber crest]

I spent it all on buildings to make me more money (I started out with 10k)

[amber crest]

You can and should take them as Wales

[white raft]

must be some sort of rebellion

[amber crest]

Briton Rebels

well this is historically accurate

[stiff agate]

I thought that it was some breakaway historical kingdom

Soo thats why I was confused

[amber crest]

Constantinople isn't under my control as I'm basically the Empire of Nicaea

[white raft]

would you rather live in England in 1200, 1400, or 1600

[stiff agate]

Also why are there only 2 cities in Ireland

I should sleep

[amber crest]

3

[white raft]

how many cities are in slovakia

[amber crest]

game is hard coded to have 200 settlements and 31 factions or else it will crash

[stiff agate]

Ehhh

Many

Like atleast more then 50

[amber crest]

its an old but gold game from 2006

that still has an active modding scene

[white raft]

@amber crest how many cities are in slovakia in medieval 2

[amber crest]

0

[stiff agate]

0

[white raft]

L

[amber crest]

Slovakia is part of the Buda area

[white raft]

and 4 of those are in Britain?

[stiff agate]

Whitch is dumb coz how are the germans gonna do Slovakia for daznig focus

[amber crest]

4 factions yes

its basically a mod that added the factions from the 4 in 1 expansion pack Kingdoms into the grand campaign

[white raft]

oh its a mod

[amber crest]

JLMP's Vanilla Kingdoms

adds Wales, Ireland, Teutons, Novgorod, Norway, Jerusalem, Antioch, and Mongols as playable factions

@stiff agate here is the end game easter egg faction the Aztecs

[analog roost]

sorry austria 🙏

[amber crest]

you can only discover them if you have large ships and after the earth is round event

Also Florida

[stiff agate]

#kosovoisaustia

[stiff agate]

Brrrrrrrrr

[analog roost]

kosovo about to become venetian 💔

[stiff agate]

I almosed asked how many cities does america have to the Slovakia question

Thank god I didnt

[stiff agate]

Take kosovo for yourself

[analog roost]

imma release serbia just in kosovo and make it a vassal.

WTF

HOLLON, albania watns to become my vassal.

[lament timber]

Is that vic 2 I see

Peak game

[analog roost]

💔

[lament timber]

Or maybe Eu4

[analog roost]

it is eu4

[lament timber]

Damn

Funny because I was playing eu4 earlier aswell

[analog roost]

wtf

[lament timber]

7 hours strait

[stiff agate]

Heya!

[analog roost]

"the kiel project ois slowed by the workers"option 1, give t hem lots of beer
option 2. no beer.

[lament timber]

Hello

[analog roost]

same lol

i might be on a 6 tho ?

[lament timber]

Im very new to eu4 lol

[analog roost]

less go 🗣️ imma make serbia albnain again

[lament timber]

Been playing with a friend

We got a really good france coop game going

[analog roost]

was it in a public mp or just you two ?

huh?

[lament timber]

Just us 2