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sometimes it is
is that finish
Tbh its honestly a miracle we exist in the same time as kaiser reich or Equestria at war
True true
Miracle I exist when hoi4 and my little pony friendship is magic do π
MAGIC MAKES US STRONG
It does fr fr
Latvian
I have 2 sides
I love being a unserious goof ball
@timid star where are you?
hm?
hi
hello
thats nice to hear
you?
Day 220 of posting Teto every day in off-topic π©·
im good too
nice
Yayy!
I want some meat
that i cant name bc i forgot
come to my basemant
Or that one canned sweedish fisg
we have everything there
Stranger danger
Surstroming? (I know its misspelled)
listen to uncle sam
you get a private place
THE POLITICIANS WOULDNT LET US VIN
But ud probably force me to sew and cook for u
is your name tobi?
No
so you are safe in my basemant
Plus I need to be out of the basment to be a continual menace to this world
what do yall think of this, im a new player and wanted to have higher org and widt, its supossed to be 1939 german light tank division to invade.
you can leave whenever you want
Hmmm
if you are back by 0:00
I can only be bribed by one thing
#hoi4-general or #ask-for-help-here for this
I dont even go outside
you get knives
Mehh i think that i have a longsword on my back
i never said i was good
Ur kinda ment to get rid of the knife after murdering someone
Thats why u buy cheap and disposable knifes
i buy new ones
And also no one bats an eye at spending 9β¬ for a knife
Flowi
Tobi
How was your day? Besides the food?
Boring
So same as mine
Just a normal sunday
Also i noticed smth wrong with your emote face in your name
The first symbol is in the wrong direction
It is pointing to my name
Why must you remind me that it is monday tmrw
Better?
I dont wanna go to the school
Better
Hahhahahahahahhahahahahaaahahahahahahahahha
No one does
I cant wait for the next holiday
I hate how most holidays fall on the weekend this year
Means i have to do more trickery during work hours
Working is boring
Its Chakβs basement now remember
Thats why work hour trickery exists (Arbeitszeitbetrug)
There is no real translation for that word sadly
Reported to the Tax office (Finanzamt)
I found it somewhere in my gallery
hmmm
What do you think the ihk is?
Ask the govermant
Right
Hmmm
I need nick names for ya two
@timid star is old
Soo
Maybe industrial revolution
If you say something wrong its over you for you
And flowi can be named something like
Hmm
I dont have a name for ya
πΊ
Flower emoji
Wrong
I use the souls from flowis basement to keep my youth
cough cough
(We are now in chaks)
Major improvement

Mehhh
Hehe
Nah console with 0 new games
Nintendo switch ahh
Actually feel more interested
Teto plushies
Yay
Major yay
And tasty food
Oh well i guess no one wants the free hoi4 subscription
I hate cooking
Yay
I already have all dlcs so no
Wo said you where cooking?
Gee
DOWN WITH THE RICH
DOWN WITH THE RICH
Kekw
Actually I can't go to basement without permission
(or how its spelled)
Gordon Ramsay
Gordon why this chicken is cold
I give you permission to get in my basemant
But I have a better Gordon
Not yours
U already gave via invitation

No im not entering there
You should
Stranger danger
Nah
I have no permission
Is atleast big sister empress down there
Than get permission
Shes a mod
She won't give it
π
DOWN WITH THE ARISTOCRACY
Still
Let me talk to her
OFF WITH THE HEAD
Nah she do not like knowing that I am chatting with female
Even if on server
OMG SHES A YANDERE
Bring her with you
Say it is an suprise Vacation
"She's just a Russian girl, have vodka in her blood"
Peak song
Not in my basement
I have finaly
Like i know only 2 cool Russian speakers on this server
Figured out
Me and O_0
@west shard
How to prevent myself from looking chopet
Too late
Blyat
English only
I never met bad Dimitry
So now there is a third person in list
Yay
Thats like calling someone the b word
No
Well suka is a female dog in slovak
In Russian too
But also used as bad naming for b word
Russian slurs are ultimate thing
Who is Dima
To be born russian is to be born to suffer
What?
Short form of name Dimitry
Ah
Finally interesting questions
Remmber
Most forms pf power just boil water to produce electricity
But this topic is contreversial
I gues its at a
boiling point π₯
Sort off π
Its great
Im meeting him The day after tomorrow
Congrats
Where are u going?
Or church meeting
Oh
So you want to be this boy?
Idk
It seems like i have Crashed tobi
Congrats
I hope it goes well
HELL YEAH
What?
No i just want what you have
With marijn
But he lives too far away
YAYYY!
Ha single

Seems like someone is Jealous!
I am a very jealous person by nature
No
THATS RIGHT UR A YANDERE ALL ALONG
And stop with the yandere stuff
EVERYONE IS YANDERE
Mehhhh long distance relationships suck
We are not in a basement flowi
We are
Grrrrhghf
We literaly are
I was crazy once
They put me in w room
A rubber room
A rubber room with rats
The rats made me crazy
Guess what we are gonna do flowi
CRAZY?!?!!
We are gonna stay up allll night
CRAZY DIAMONDO
DORARARARARRARARARARARARARARRARARARARAR
(im going clinicaly insane)
Hmm
Do i have flowi pfp
You do not have my pfp
Damn
Thanks
Someone recommend a username idea
I have to technically get up at 6:30
Situu
But eh
VseSosushi means World destroyer in Russian
Jk
Lucky
Than go to sleep at 0:00
One mans trash
Im scared of what you do with it
Anothers one tresure
I don wanna go to sleep
A meme
Idk how to define yandere
I know it's connected with anime
Would she kill for ya
And if not is she manipulative
Possesive
Obsessive
She would kill me if I start dming with others
That makes it not better
See
A yandere!
And also goodluck
Also she wants to exchange messenger account access
Like I can enter her she can enter mine
Would she kill ya if u dont know my gender
Didnt tobi tell you to stop?
I'm not sucking everyone
how dare you
It doesnt involve him
Situu
Not quite my tempo
If she knows your than yes
Slowuu
Have a gn
Kekw
Idk should I give her access to my messengers or not
Especially she wants tg
FREE BIRD YEAHH
If shes ur girlfriend then yes
If not then no
Weeee
Like she recently were a friend
And after some sort of event we are couple
So probably u are right
Problem is in chat group with friends
And depends on if u find being monitored hot
Most gayest shi ever
And if u can handle someone possesive
Idk like 2 of my friends have all my logins and passwords already
*idc
We tested some ilegal scripts and handmade software
Kekw
Was silly
What is possesive
Cool ig
Well
Basically controling
Willing to tell u to stop talking to others
And jelous
@molten topaz
Jealous like @timid star
Ah idk will be control or just me joking my and friends local jokes
And then telling "u already read that"
Yay
Arts are cool
Like ghotic stuff
Or whatever this is
Do you like it? That girl is based on my skin
Cool
Change ur password duhh
Why
-.-
Uhh
They need to play games which they can't afford
Jelly boy
Jelly boy
Steam family
Can I see a skin?
Not in steam
My epic games library
I collected all gifts starting from 2019
Nah for solo games it's gud
For trieng solo games is good
Ig she's german
No.. she's a student from Gehenna
There is 400 hundred hours on one souls like game
A jewish word for Hell in Judaism.@molten topaz
My friend haven't reached even half
Oh finally got it
It was explanation
And what she's studying for?
Also looks aristocratic
No
Off with the head
They are refusing, telling that playing on my epic games account is more financialy responsible than buying several copies of game
Hehe
DEMOCRACY IS UNEGOTIATABLE FASICM IS FAILURE
Like not eating lunch and breakfast
Silly peach
Actually I should think of gift for her or smth
Hmmm
Do ya know what she likes
Or go on a date
But it feels like she has alot
I only know one person that dislikes pizza
(my lover sob sob)
She is like tech interested
But specifically in cosmetic tools or instruments
Idk how it's called
Make up tools?
Clothes
Probably
?
Like idk
Just take her on a date and get her a gift there
Like we are both playing games in coop
Probably best option
Because from 0 to 200 is too wide range to choose smth good to gift
Like too much options
And do it tomorrow :P
Well ur ahead by a hour
I dont wanna hear it
Oh
100% trust trust
Smart peach
K sowwy
Wow tsundere too?
Actually will offer her cafΓ© atleast she have one place were
Is served her favorite coffee
One which is made in sand
Idk how it's called
Have mercy to your teeth
Give me anything else i just kinda force myself to drink it
Knock em out get denture's
When u lose all free procedures for minors
And must pay for them
UR DENTISTS ARE FREE
!!?!!?!?!?!???!?!
Bro nothings free here
Where?
My country
Content like this is a little too suggestive. Dont post it, or something like it again please
Why?
Ehhh
Just a girl
Oh makes sense
There are minors in chat
It wasnt even perverted
It doesn't have to be
Yes
I should have been exploded like 4 times than
There are no reprocusions to it as its now.
Let me Google what is reprocusions
whisper whisper
Consequences
Thanks smart peach
@molten topaz see why i want to overthrow these people
Ask @west blaze how revolution gets handled in this server
Why they are doing good stuff
What he have done?
Its not a revolution
That revolution must be handled
Bruh I remembered
I allowed her to take my parfume last time
Now I need to find new one
And thats the gift done
Tadaan
Nah
I love nah word
Because in Russian it's how one of the slurs pronounces
Actually if I tell it to her
It would sound rude
And disrespectful
WHA-
Dam
That brings me back
Its a joke
Its been a long time...
So give me some lore of this server pls
2024 was crazy
Mate my revolutions were almost 2 years ago
Indeed
U were local Castro?
whisper whisper sneaky whisper Wana join the second plot, it would grant us some legitimacy and experience

Second plot? HAHAHHAHA
There wasnβt just one plot 2 years ago
There have been 6
So Chak was also part of it
Omg
We were rivals
So Chak wasn't always community manager
Unfortunately the power of mod was unstoppable
Nah he was still community manager back then
You heard that @stiff agate
BUT THEY DIDNT HAVE ME
So he was more powerful than mods
Well duh
Or he was like avatar
3 clicks
The Off Topic Republic
Looking at peoples sour dough fails is infuriating
The Kingdom of the rising Off Topic
Disappeared when people were needing him
And infinite acounts
The Off Topic Kingdom
Like some people apparently forgot to turn on their oven
Banning the ip adress
ALL OF WHICH ENDED IN CHAOS
How
IDK
Omg
Why would i only have one
Mods ruined all of them?
But some of those breads are just raw
It got so bad
Like even from the outside
That a few mods back then and I found some disturbing things
Those people have zero thinking skills: "Oh i baked it for the exact time stated in the recipe so it must be done"
Bread being completely raw from the outside
I remember losing control of a Off Topic sub community
Sub community?
Part of the old revolutions included creating discord servers to communicate more effectively
Omg
So hoi server became a federal server
It was a disaster
Not solid structure
Our vetting system was awful and before long I lost control of the server
It was BAD
Racists invested the server
Not them
And other disturbing things I canβt mention
H-how
Oh so anarchist rebels
Basically yeah
Ruined everything
5 way spanish civil wsr
Actually u can do more
It was meant to be for fun
Bc its your Adresse
Unfortunately it took a dark turn
If i remember correctly
Spanish civil war the loooong wayyyyy
Virtual machines
So rn those servers are deleted
This was back in 2024
I left the servers
Yay free script from git
And actually got on good terms with the mods
Than your phone number
Of this server
Itβs a long story
Maybe
I am probably the only one left from them
If u do not want to waste time
EYYYY
Than we will ban you all over
Then u don't need to tell everything
I got what I were interested in
Perv
Woah
?
HEY FLOWI WANTS TO BAN A MINOR ALL OVER
It has
Since I was an active member of Off Topic
Thats not how you talk to a lady peachy smh
Things change, yet dont change at all
I have moved on
I still come back now and then
No more off topic republics/empires
Yeah
But same random stuff going on in off topic though
Thats not how virtual machines or IP adresses work
Helper kingdom π₯
CHATKAT!
And do i look like the type of man to be sexist
Itβs been forever
Hello top managers
Hi
ITS ROAD TO 56 GUY!
hello
Dang
Yea. Lol
Itβs 2024 all over again
Is this care home bingo meating
At this point, I swear off topic is just flowy, Tobias, peachy, and a few others
We just need Chak and I can almost complete my bingo card
Would be a perfect moment for shyy to join the chat
π’
IKR
Shyy was the best
Since they are all mods/helpers
And the other mods talk
Off topic is just Mod Central
Yep
I am just chilling here
Hmm
back like it was in 2022/2023
We had that one polish korean girl. and thats all I really remember from that time
Right soo we shouldnt organize dc servers to organize a revolution
I bet Chak will appear any second now
NOOOOOO
I can leave tsk
@ chakerathe yo hop on
@cha-
He's listening to peak right now
Why
Who wanna revolut
@Π‘haΠΊ
no disturbance allowed
time to bring back my PTSD
We are revolting at Off-Topic
Was scared it won't work
FΓR UNSERN VATERLAND
Top managers starting another off topic rebellion
Never seen an opal badge
Some things do never change
Stick to english
Ok
GREAT IDEA
FOR OUR MOTHERLAND/FATHERLAND [Or wtf it is]
Chak canβt stop me this time
What is it
(ends in disaster)
Discord plus badge
@spice wraith wanna join the revolution
Someone ought to make a YouTube video on how the 7th Off Topic Republic rose and fell like a documentary
Oh, im just a foreign observer
I just watch things burn from a distance
The Off Topic Empire WILL RISE AGAIN
We are democrats
Will this be the 4th off topic empire
Damn. I would've never guessed
Or did I miss a few
@wraith reef wanna join the rebellion
HELL YEAH
You need a history lesson about chatkat
I am new lmao
Sounds interesting
You may want to get comfortable you need to catch up on 2 years worth of history
Hmph
Problem my brains a bit fuzzy about the finer details
So when I first joined back in 2024
Accept my friend req
sneaky whisper @west blaze even tho we are reformist and liberl in ideals we can make a pact
That's what happens when Chak puts down revolts with torture
Kekw
TRUEEE
Why does he do that
Chak is interesting personality
He is the community manager
He manages the community with an iron fist
Why is he the community manager
U can text? I have seen u only sending gifs
Because he is a chill guy
No
Well, I guess the 5th Off-Topic Empire was founded today Jan 25, 2026
1 waiting apparently
No
Jhon would u liek to join the revolution
Who are you

No pls
Ending it before it can spread
We just want a better Off-topic
I have drawn the boy
(I cant realy remember the face and stuff)
WE WANT REFORM
FREEDOM
You are Chaks righthand man
I guess that would be good
THIS HAS HAPPENED BEFORE
FREE
Smth bad about to happen
I suppose,yeah you might be right
Maxx Verstappen?
No it's not Max
Its written on the shirt
Robin Roefs?
Idk
Or Venbruggen?
Android Mclaren
Haven't watched formula
Kekw
He might be Doncic I suppose
@timid star
Oscah
Who
No he is Dpworld Cisco
Oscar Jack Piastri
He's obviously Kobe Bryant
Oh wow
F1 driver for Mastercard Mclaren F1 Team
also my profile picture
anyway time to listen to my new sabrina carpenter LP
Why Telegr@m is filtered
Either because of scam bots, or the other shady content on it
1984 server
Please dont keep bypassing the filter now
Ok
like I am not 100% of this. But a lot of crypto scam spam messages included it so thats why
Damn
He looks cute
Bc he is the cutest
He is too eepy
Not too sleepy for this
@worldly rose
Tobi's cuter
That one boy is cuter
You all havent met him
I have
And i must say
I want to marry him
Gud for u I guess
From absolute vodka drinker
To happy wife
I never drunk
Vodka was just 12 euros last weekend
Yep and jagermeister was 15
I chosen meister
Me before taking a shower everytime
Gonna play Minecraft with her
Me after shaving today
Goodbye
I made an insane castle in minecraft
or well I am making one
We have 1year old world with her
Thats insane!
Anyways cya
@vocal fiber Wakey wakey
Thanks!
Thats a pretty cool castle
By far not done yet tho
Need to do more terra forming
And ofcoures build the rest of the castle
the inspiration :
Looks german
Looks Bavaria style
The dragon was slain
Doing last minute work at 1:45 in the morning is def an experience
Cant recommend
._.
Huh
I saw a similar castle whole located in Bavaria
Near Munchen I remember
I was assuming Neuschwanstein but idkrn if that is near munich
I thought it was near Munich,also yeah exactly what I'm talking abt
And has more history than richboy Ludwig wanting a nice castle to flex on others
Have picture?
Kaiserburg aka Nuremberg castle
We were a very important city back in the hre times
Oldest findings in the castle dates back to the year 1000
Are you Nuremburgers
Also Happy Birthday to Hong Kong
Nuremberger
Oh so you are Nuremberger
Yes
I mean
Am I the only one who said. The Fires Rise, instead of The Fire Rises
hi guys
man
<@&846894118219022336> Another one
Why scamming so much
RIP
people don't seem to understand not to click sus links and stuff 

but...but...muh free Vbocks/Robux/Insert terrible ingame currency here
Bitcoins
Free Robux?
we got one
Britian when an island appears
Literally played it once with my former boyfriend and didnt enjoy a second
Many braincells were lost that day π
It's one of those platforms that you had to grow up with to really appreciate it, otherwise its just fake minecraft at heart (originally) filled to the brim with copycat versions of popular games
and because its monetized people make a lot of money off of the taking of other people's ideas
I had a chance to play it when I was young and it was terrible even then
lmao
It can be fun and there are good things about it, but that's not the stuff that is popular on it
I honestly always saw it as smth little kids play these days instead of good ol nintendo ds
Roblox is 99% slop and 1% actually good
Slop feels like one of those words people just throw around these days
Yeah roblox is trash no question
But calling multiplayer games friendslop is a bit too hard imo
I refuse to call mp games friendslop
Slop is only for low quality, low effort, mass produced garbage
Exactly

Hello tails

Congrats on becoming staff
I hope the bed monsters don't bite
Cya
Cya
Proper outfit for winter
Where I live (Texas) not a flake of snow itβs all ice
I heard u also have no rains
But idk if it's true
Yeah pretty much
I nearly killed my shoes for 3 years, I am cooked
I knew some day you would try
Doesn't work
Bad
Why?
Today and tomorrow I'm going to the rehearsal of a play, because I'm a main character
Well
Sounds cool
Well one of them
It is, but it's exhausting
Well atleast I will be motivated to take longer sleeps
Instead of playing Minecraft all night like me
Basic, I can skip college only if it's-25 outside
Sometimes in Latvia
Last year I skipped like that
And day before went in t-shirt for kebab in -21
Worst experience ever
Kebab was gud tbh
Like it's almost kilometer away from college
So it's kinda sucked to walk all of this
Which poem u will play?
Well guess what?
I dont have to drive to school today
Hell yea
That's not what I'm doing today
I'm going to the theater because it is the rehearsal
But for which poem or prose
The poems are for April
Maybe
I don't know
So u have to play in theater for several months?
Well, no
The musical will be done the 19th of March
But the poems are for my highschool, which we usually do a concert
But the one in April is about poetry
Yo it's me!
And maybe I'm going to play some of my poems
Got it
Wish u luck on all of this
0_0

Hiiiiii curlte
my eyes are failing me
