hoi4-general

[prisma steppe]

are we doing refrences like refrences to tNO .. . golly iS that a TNO REFRENCE ?!?!?

[opal nymph]

Kiva

[finite plume]

That's Chongqing's irl municipality

[safe wing]

Rome is in a state of Total War in Rome Total War

[meager valley]

I meant the Russian one

[finite plume]

it's Uzbek

And it's Khiva

[prisma steppe]

Uzpeak

[meager valley]

Not as the USSR 🤗

[finite plume]

Kazakhstan was the last USSR country 😔 ✌️

[prisma steppe]

Kazahstan Greatest Country in the World

[finite plume]

Modern politician detected near the bottom 🚨 🚨 🚨 🚨

[meager valley]

For single biome country and horse meat 😮‍💨

[prisma steppe]

home to world greatest swimming pool

[meager valley]

Basically super flat Minecraft world with only horse spawns

[safe wing]

it was the USSR for 4 days

[finite plume]

https://tenor.com/eAjQ2q4ATD2.gif

[untold cove]

bombard kazakhstan

[prisma steppe]

what tno copypasta isnt allowed?

[meager valley]

Lowkey would give them some terrain finally

[finite plume]

Like Ukraine being one of the largest nuclear powers for a few moments

[untold cove]

give them a break dammit at least they have the baikonur

[prisma steppe]

bombard, as in the first gunpowder siege weapon in civ 6?!?!

[finite plume]

"administered by the Russian Federation until 2050"

[untold cove]

the pope

how many divisions has he got

[finite plume]

Uh lemme check

[meager valley]

Like 1 division that’s 2 combat width

[finite plume]

43k divisions

If we're going off 6 infantry per division

[prisma steppe]

current pop of vatican is like 1k, sooo

[restive sable]

not even

like 800 people

[prisma steppe]

döö döö döö döö, angetreten

[meager valley]

Not even, like 798.5 people

[restive sable]

ANGENTRETEN

[untold cove]

doesnt bro control the whole christian world

[finite plume]

Who the hell is the .5 😭

[untold cove]

a dwarf

[restive sable]

they got half a person in the vatican 😭🙏

[finite plume]

Yes, there's like 2.6B Christians

[meager valley]

https://tenor.com/view/larry-larry-cat-chat-larry-meme-chat-meme-cat-gif-10061556685042597078

[restive sable]

not all of them are catholic

[prisma steppe]

the one child

[finite plume]

Still quite a lot

Like 1.4B

[untold cove]

is there 1 billion catholics in the world

[meager valley]

Are children half a person?

Is that why they can’t vote

[restive sable]

true, they're still the largest denomination

[finite plume]

🙏

[prisma steppe]

sometimes

[meager valley]

Bc they’re 0.8 ppl in mass

[untold cove]

bro what

[finite plume]

Almost like a compromise...

[safe wing]

Franklin Roosvelt

[finite plume]

Maybe...

[neon plank]

30 minutes of hell finally

[untold cove]

no compromise, no retreat

[prisma steppe]

no dont do it

[finite plume]

Three fifths of a compromise...

[meager valley]

https://tenor.com/view/smart-monkey-listening-monkey-speech-bubble-dumb-lion-lion-yelling-gif-977388511909412427

[safe wing]

https://tenor.com/view/bh187-300-sparta-rage-mad-gif-19215568

[meager valley]

Yeah FDR bing chilling in the Vatican

[finite plume]

NO ONE IS HURT POLSKA EVER AGAIN 🗣️

[untold cove]

https://tenor.com/view/sneaky-golem-clash-royale-clash-of-clans-deck-gif-15376946106704274290

[safe wing]

how the Polish army feels in your game @neon plank

[meager valley]

Is that some Lego power miners or whatever

[safe wing]

looks like Bioncle

[neon plank]

if I only could hold this katowice

[untold cove]

i have been flashbanged by words

[restive sable]

https://tenor.com/view/scream-love-poland-gif-10918710646251769391

[neon plank]

and have some steel

[prisma steppe]

polska bialo czerwoni

[neon plank]

dokladnie

[south parcel]

I had like 50% land support for trotskyist civil war but i got like 20% of the divisions. Why?

[untold cove]

i dunno

[meager valley]

Pretty sure it’s a Lego Power Miner Rock Monster

[safe wing]

man the new FNaF character looks great

[neon plank]

after so much hours finally....

[finite plume]

Would've gone hard in the <2020's

[prisma steppe]

do i look like trollface looking ahh

[meager valley]

Nah they straight up ate Poland with sour cream like a Pierogi

[restive sable]

ive still yet to get that achievement

[prisma steppe]

eww, sour cream?

[meager valley]

A Ukranian girl tried telling me Pierogi originated in Ukraine. I was like nah

[restive sable]

https://tenor.com/view/alaynakitty-raeswae-miss-kitty-gif-2893353329644797506

[meager valley]

Yes it’s well known they’re eaten with onions and sour cream

[prisma steppe]

pierogi originated in the glorios country of LECHIA

[south parcel]

?

[meager valley]

Watch you say that you eat it with pumpernickel and liver

[restive sable]

CHWALA LECHIA 🇵🇱🇵🇱🇵🇱🇵🇱🇵🇱🫡🫡🫡🫡

i really hope the mods dont snipe me for saying like 1.5 words in another language

[untold cove]

can i have poland nationalism in my chat

[restive sable]

i approve of this message

[untold cove]

red and white the greatest colours

[prisma steppe]

pierogi with joghurt and strawberrys are peak cuisine

[untold cove]

yogurt*

[meager valley]

https://tenor.com/view/prabowo-subianto-prabowo-presiden-indonesia-gif-9128910275469316571

[finite plume]

Is this Indonesia 😭

[meager valley]

Yeah lmao

[untold cove]

i cant even 😭 🙏

[prisma steppe]

RED & WHITE PIEROGI, POLSKAAAA, BIALY CZERWONI

[restive sable]

MERDEKA 🇮🇩🇮🇩🇮🇩🇮🇩🇮🇩🇮🇩🇮🇩🇮🇩🇮🇩🇮🇩🇮🇩🇮🇩🇮🇩🇮🇩

[untold cove]

BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD SKULLS FOR THE SKULL THRONE

[meager valley]

https://tenor.com/view/qapla-star-trek-klingon-success-victory-gif-1551629060995921054

[prisma steppe]

The Machine needs Blood to function

[untold cove]

MACHINE

I WILL DESTROY YOU

[prisma steppe]

Ultrakeel Refrence?!?!

[meager valley]

Chat. What’s the best Polish monarchy tree?

[untold cove]

the polish one

[solemn hollow]

Mossad larp

[prisma steppe]

the Japanese one

[meager valley]

https://tenor.com/view/nalog-gif-25906765

[prisma steppe]

maybe a fr*nch one oui oui?

[meager valley]

Polish Lithuanian commonwealth confirmed best Polish tree

[untold cove]

nein

why do polish have a japanase king tho

[finite plume]

Anything but a Polish one 🥀

[untold cove]

didnt they declare war and japanase said no

[meager valley]

Bc both get crushed by the Soviets? Idk

[finite plume]

Yes they were good friends

Plus

What was Poland gonna do 😭

[untold cove]

aura was so bad they imported a king from them 🥀

[meager valley]

https://tenor.com/view/dragon-ball-z-gohan-super-saiyan-2-gohan-gif-4863431745390962532

[prisma steppe]

Japan and Poland have so much in common with one another

[meager valley]

Like?

[untold cove]

they red and white

[meager valley]

Bruh

[untold cove]

do you know what else is red and white

[meager valley]

Japans flag lowkey look like a dirty maxi pad

[finite plume]

They both have rock bottom birth rates

[neon plank]

xd

[prisma steppe]

White, Flag same colours, kicked russkie ass in early 20th century,

[finite plume]

Bro's laughing but that strength is looking awfully low

[neon plank]

yes

but I got achivment

that s all

[prisma steppe]

modernised first in region (i mean for poland in russkie empire)

[meager valley]

I like how Japan got a division there

[neon plank]

🙂

[meager valley]

🙂

[prisma steppe]

🙂

[finite plume]

🙂

[untold cove]

bro really said 🙂

[finite plume]

🙁

[prisma steppe]

browski why did you stop the congo-line🙁

[untold cove]

💪 😃 💪
🦵 🦵

[prisma steppe]

reminds me of cigarette warning man

[meager valley]

Tryna watch a commissar aura farm

[untold cove]

me after losing my entire corps in an encirclement

[prisma steppe]

why does belgium still independent

also why is france still blu

[meager valley]

I’m guessing they didn’t actually play

[safe wing]

chat what is wrong with my copy of Medivial II Total War

[prisma steppe]

when the shizophrenia finnaly kicks in

[safe wing]

I could have sworn Manuel I didn't look like Henry Emily or something

nor that Andronikous I looks like William Afton

must be imageing things IG

[prisma steppe]

is that a elefant or a statue in the top of the family tree?

like wth is that

[safe wing]

thats a dead person

if its grey it means they are dead

[prisma steppe]

also why do i smell ck3 vibes

[safe wing]

similar timeframe

[prisma steppe]

browski roleplayin as tcoaal family (bad route)

[terse skiff]

me after building 120 36w spgs and shredding german air force 1:10 and march into berlin with only 70k losses

[safe wing]

I got the neutral ending TBH

no one was murdered by the funny purple man

[prisma steppe]

why did browski play the game

huh?

[safe wing]

I made the mod because I was bored

[prisma steppe]

nah i meant tcoaal

[safe wing]

I had to look up what that is

[untold cove]

https://tenor.com/view/address-me-gif-3314967408153193330

[safe wing]

as I have said before its a dumb mod out of sheer boredom

[untold cove]

you heard the elephant

address him

[prisma steppe]

nah undress him

[safe wing]

the Kommenos dynasty has been replaced by the Emilys and Aftons somehow

[finite plume]

https://tenor.com/view/flight-reacts-flight-surprised-shocked-gif-14940640833910619525

[safe wing]

still would be better than Angelos and Palaiologs Dynasty

but thats a low bar

[safe wing]

Palaliogos dynasty caused more damage than the Angeloids IMO

[fair horizon]

Ive never played an elephant nation

[prisma steppe]

isnt siam gonna get the elephant?

[safe wing]

you okay bro?

[fair horizon]

i wish european nations were fun to play

[prisma steppe]

he adressed it

[untold cove]

elephant mommy wasnt something i expect to see today

[prisma steppe]

elephant huh?

[untold cove]

i addressed her

[safe wing]

would be funny if there was an alternate history scenerio where the Byzantine Empire survives and Mussolini still leads Italy and Mussolini tries to woo them by larping as a restored Western Rome or something and sitll failing epicly

[fair horizon]

Chat whats your favorite european nation to play?

[safe wing]

Italy

[prisma steppe]

woo as in?

[untold cove]

germany if i want to world conquest, turkey if i want to be nationalist

[fair horizon]

https://tenor.com/view/kfc-kentucky-fried-chicken-8pc-buckets-of-drums-and-thighs-8pc-bucket-gif-1021367529794278943

[safe wing]

Germany is too OP
USSR is a waiting Simulater
Fr*nce is trash
UK is outdated

[prisma steppe]

https://tenor.com/view/bendy-and-the-ink-machine-bendy-2017-prototype-out-of-the-ink-machine-ollie-bendy-gif-17763589306956153170

[safe wing]

and thats for majors

[untold cove]

since when fr-nce is a major

[safe wing]

it is unfortantly

[untold cove]

belgium is majorer than fr*nce

[safe wing]

its the weakest one though

8 mills

[prisma steppe]

poland cavalary only, no research total mobilisation of all rescources for cav spam, that is peak hoi4

[fair horizon]

Uk is the most fun to play out of those

[safe wing]

true

but I honestly like Italy alot

I can kill the Balkans and restore either Greater Italy or Rome

[prisma steppe]

Big Al(banian) said it

[fair horizon]

I hated italy

Probably one of the worst countries ive ever played

[safe wing]

because of the coal and BoP

yeah fair

[fair horizon]

It just has too large of a tree

And everything is 70 days

[prisma steppe]

italy has lots 35 day foci, what is browski smokin

[fair horizon]

It also has too many 70 day ones

[safe wing]

Italy has one of the best Democratic paths in the game IMO

[prisma steppe]

"do i look like trollface" looking ahh

[safe wing]

Democratic King and Christian democracy

[fair horizon]

Industry? 70 days. Africa ones? 70 days. political tree? Lots of 70 days.

[prisma steppe]

facist italy has so many modifiers to non core manpower its crazy

[fair horizon]

Military is unable to fix until war

0/10

[prisma steppe]

never get an italian a piece of china/india

[safe wing]

but you don't have to deal with the balance of power civil war stuff

also you can still form Rome as Democratic King Italy

[prisma steppe]

italy + british raj is not a good idea

[safe wing]

and Christian Democracy Italy too

[prisma steppe]

i did it once as germany and they got like 1k divs after 1 year

[fair horizon]

Honeslty trying to figure out if i hated romania or italy more ngl

[safe wing]

Rome + Raj is a good idea though because Trajan wanted to conquer India

[prisma steppe]

i couldnt push em cause italians entrenched themselves in their mountains

[safe wing]

but he had too turn back because he realised he was too old

or something

[prisma steppe]

with like 30-50 low combat divs

per tile

[prisma steppe]

looked at their manpower and it was somethin like 26 million

[prisma steppe]

berryboy has suffered enough and needs to bite the "entkerner" (i cant find the english word)

[prisma steppe]

oh

[prisma steppe]

ermm <@&846894118219022336>

[untold cove]

what

[prisma steppe]

houstan we got a problam

[untold cove]

this is what challenger 2's crew saw before boarding the rocket

[prisma steppe]

why are mods sleepy again

<@&846894118219022336> do somethin

thou must never sleep, so it seems

[robust meteor]

Moooods pls ban this guy for posting memes moooods

[untold cove]

#off-topic post them memes there

[robust meteor]

Uhm don't post memes in general

[untold cove]

yeah thanks

[robust meteor]

Who tf cares

[fair horizon]

Me :)

[prisma steppe]

some individual came some 30 minutes ago and was spamming honest to god nazi-sht

[prisma steppe]

mr moderator the second incident has hit the hoi4 general

[untold cove]

i dont want to see tung tung sahur in my hoi4 general

[safe wing]

my eyes do because its AI slop

[prisma steppe]

the big albanian is right

[untold cove]

red and black i dress eagle on my chest

[twilit snow]

is it js me or is hoi4 becoming straight cheeks

[twilit snow]

I can barley play because the launcher keeps failing as soon as I press on my mods playset

[prisma steppe]

go to #tech-support

[robust meteor]

There's always been a guy saying that every time I've come back to hoi4 ever since I first played it like no imo it's much better than before all the dlcs

[twilit snow]

No compromise no surrender reviews

[untold cove]

https://tenor.com/view/lobster-blue-lobster-bluelobster-funny-gore-gif-10055099326853271144

[prisma steppe]

why is this channel purgatory

[fair horizon]

How many mods are you running?

[robust meteor]

Affects only one part of the map (one of the least important parts) + people do this with every game

I remember when people used to spam every single new FIFA game with 1 star reviews

[fair horizon]

Pacific theater was one of the most important parts of the war btw

[robust meteor]

I remember they'd be sitting at 1 star for months and then the reviews went back up

And everyone kept buying them every year

[robust meteor]

In hoi4 not really

[prisma steppe]

@median juniper browski, this is messed up

[robust meteor]

I never said this

[untold cove]

dang

[prisma steppe]

wdym goonin to marshallussy zhukov is wrong

[untold cove]

what

[robust meteor]

Aand

Turned the contrast up

You can litterly see where he edited it

Can we ban this guy?;

I litterly just came in and he has this massive hate boner for me to the point that he's faking SS of me

Like why would I say something that basic like wtf

[atomic grove]

what is happening in general

[robust meteor]

Idk I just joined and posted some things I found funny

And this Karl guy has a massive hate boner

[untold cove]

we dont talk about #hoi4-general anymore

[robust meteor]

Started pinging the mods to get me banned

And then edited this screenshot like

It's so dumb as well

[atomic grove]

then stop annoying him

[toxic igloo]

Gays

[robust meteor]

Why would I just say "being gay is wrong" in caps

[atomic grove]

this channel is meant for hoi4

[toxic igloo]

Guys*

how do i land in uk

[robust meteor]

So that makes it okay to fake screenshots to try to get me banned?!

[atomic grove]

ofc hes gonna be annoyed

[atomic grove]

no

[prisma steppe]

just looked, browski deleted it

[atomic grove]

the reason ur doing this as far as i know is because you're js posting brainrot videos that are probably from tiktok

[prisma steppe]

mods can look into logs

[stoic pendant]

is this a good tank?

[toxic igloo]

Oy

[robust meteor]

Ohhhhh of course hahahaha

You can litterly see

WHERE ITS BEEN CROPPED IN

[prisma steppe]

but you know the mods can see logs right?

[atomic grove]

use christie suspension and use the howitzer for gun instead

[robust meteor]

Yeah, and they can see I never said that

[atomic grove]

instead of close support gun

[robust meteor]

Do you atleast accept like

[untold cove]

remove fuel tank

[stoic pendant]

howizer, i havent unlocked it yet

[robust meteor]

There should be some sort of punishment

For this

[stoic pendant]

ok

[atomic grove]

unlock it then make a tank design'

[robust meteor]

He litterly faked screenshots

[prisma steppe]

i forgor the block buttn exists

[robust meteor]

Of me saying something I never said

[atomic grove]

u can get it by researching improved arty

the first improved arty

[stoic pendant]

ok

[south parcel]

I had like 50% land support for trotskyist civil war but i got like 20% of the divisions. Why?

[robust meteor]

Like he should probably revive some punishment for this right

[atomic grove]

also replace fuel tank with something that gives more reliability

[prisma steppe]

did thee do the funni foci

[south parcel]

Huh?

[prisma steppe]

also dont you get more and more as they defect

[robust meteor]

<@&846894118219022336> can U ban this @prisma steppe ? He's been faking screenshots claiming I've been saying stuff that I've never said to try to get me banned, you can clearly see if you turn up the contrast that it's been cropped in

[south parcel]

I just rushed war with turkey and romania, capped them and had the civil war in 1937

[prisma steppe]

yeah i mean during the civil war, you get more and more of the army as you capture regions

or is it only during the non-commie one?

[south parcel]

Its left opposition

I got like 60k while stalin got +150k

[prisma steppe]

where is your army browski

[south parcel]

The hard part is expanding the first states

Its at ufa

Should i have taken another capital?

[prisma steppe]

the one in ugraine is the best

[south parcel]

Odessa?

[prisma steppe]

yeah that one

best supply and eco

also most vps

[south parcel]

Well i just gave up cuz i was at ironman and it was late at this point😭

Will try again

[prisma steppe]

this one is a must, cause they get 18 divs garanteed

[south parcel]

You talking about the partisan uprisings or straight up division transfer?

[prisma steppe]

second one

[mental mantle]

How would this even happen?

[south parcel]

Oh i really dont know which ones are needed

[mental mantle]

Its hungarian civil war btw

[prisma steppe]

hungry hungarain ate all ic in the world

[south parcel]

I also opposed the right so it gives me more time

[restive sable]

the text isn't aligned to your name you can tell it's a fake screenshot

[south parcel]

Orban’s secret bunker

[wet flicker]

my lord

[south parcel]

Also do i expand my territory while preparing?

[prisma steppe]

yeah thats quite important too

you need to snake and encircle quite a lot early on

[south parcel]

Am i in a rush against the paranoia? Dont want heavy purges either

I also delete divs and use the 1 artillery strat

[prisma steppe]

dont delete divs, do normal strat

civil war is just a slog, but can be over in weeks

ive seen the ai do it in 2 weeks

[south parcel]

But artillery divisions lose in 1 hour

And i can switch while ai cant

[prisma steppe]

ai can switch, or rather use nkvd divs as template which you cannot delete which they then convert to

[south parcel]

Oh damn

So thats why i was stuck in urals while stalin surprisingly kept the country

[prisma steppe]

urals is hell

[south parcel]

Ye

The centre is the strongest path tho right?

For USSR

[prisma steppe]

ehh, right one is imo the strongest, as you can ignore civil war aswell as reduce the purges to a minimum

[south parcel]

Most purges still happen at best tho

[prisma steppe]

but the modifiers dont stick with you afaik

[south parcel]

I meant the commander purges

Left opposition is good cuz it keeps tukachevsky

[prisma steppe]

commanders? you mean generals, also they got so many it doesnt matter

praise be mods, as i will be off

[south parcel]

Cya

[dusky burrow]

believe right opposition keeps tukhachevsky too though

[opaque osprey]

❤️

What is Kaiserredux even about yo

[real fossil]

One message removed from a suspended account.

[opaque osprey]

what does this reaction image mean

[opaque osprey]

Weirdly enough, Japan didn't declare war on me when I was about to capitulate Fengtian, they just declared on my faction 🤔 so I kinda got them for free and didn't have to fight Japan

[dusky burrow]

tuvans temporarily escape their grasp

[opaque osprey]

Nod nod

I think the Mongolia did some focus or decision or smth to give up land to Russia for a guarantee

But the guarantee did little because they declared on me 💔

[wet flicker]

germany is not going to even understand the pain of hurt that they're in right now

[opaque osprey]

Holy borders

[opaque osprey]

Le Germany

[wet flicker]

i got this achievment just now as the comintern

wt

[dusky burrow]

save those british divisions 🙁

also lmao imagine getting that achievement while in the commintern

[opaque osprey]

I do not have the patience to play vanilla

Nor the money to buy dlc 😖

[fair horizon]

Chat i just found out why the midwest is so humid all the time

Corn literally sweats

[dusky burrow]

do you have any dlcs in particular?

[dusky burrow]

yeah plants tend to do that

also where do you live in the midwest

[opaque osprey]

I do have uhhh no step back

[dusky burrow]

western kansas is drier by comparison compared to eastern ohio

[opaque osprey]

Someone gave it to me as a gift

[dusky burrow]

ah nice

[opaque osprey]

Which was awesome of them

[dusky burrow]

pretty good dlc

[fair horizon]

Iowa

[dusky burrow]

ah i see

[mental mantle]

Am I cooked?

[fair horizon]

Right in the middle

[opaque osprey]

Ayo?

[fair horizon]

I just figured it was because of all of the waterways

[wet flicker]

why dont you get the ussr's generals and field marshals when you have them join the union as communist usa

wow

[opaque osprey]

I dunno

Because

I should lowkey play west Alaska sometime that just reminded me

But then I’d have to suffer TNO’s ui

[fair horizon]

Are you also a midwesterner?

[dusky burrow]

yeah

illinois

[fair horizon]

Based

I would have had an issue if you were one of them things called nebraskans

[dusky burrow]

i mean, lake michigan definitely has an effect

[nocturne cedar]

Holy shit

[opaque osprey]

Is that flipping October revolution island or nah

[dusky burrow]

i see

[opaque osprey]

Whoa!!

I have no idea how navy works

[dusky burrow]

i mean, #1, you're in russia so you're cooked, but #2 google maps has fallen and is now trying to figure out the "local vibe" of things

[opaque osprey]

Russia cant be thaaaat bad

[dusky burrow]

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Belkovsky_Island

[mental mantle]

I took a flight to a more tropical place

[opaque osprey]

Lmao

what is new england even about

[dusky burrow]

lovecraftian horrors

[opaque osprey]

yes

[mental mantle]

What does he even do

If he runs the country

[trim pike]

Wtf

10 pings

[dusky burrow]

hi chemist 🙂

[restive sable]

explains why it's so hot in this damned state

[opal nymph]

All plants have transpiration. Key component of the water cycle

Though desert plants tend to limit how much happens

[dusky burrow]

yeah

[round pivot]

do not look up this guys cat

[trim pike]

Hey

Modern politics are those past ww2

Wow a lot of spam in this channel huh

[fickle thicket]

https://tenor.com/view/this-might-be-the-worst-video-of-all-time-worst-message-worst-ever-leave-the-server-worst-gif-16690123984473040756

[viscid mason]

hello

[fickle thicket]

sup

[restive sable]

hello

[viscid mason]

good just practing the sino-japan war as japan

[fickle thicket]

tbh ive never played an actual japan game

[viscid mason]

tbh I haven't played japan until NCNS

[fickle thicket]

i havent played japan ever

in my 700 hours

[restive sable]

neither have i

the tree looked so small and boring to me i avoided it

japan's new tree was so large though it overwhelmed me when i first played

[opaque osprey]

😬😬😬

[mental mantle]

Have a good night

[viscid mason]

good night daybreak

[fair horizon]

Ikr

[restive sable]

what state you in?

[fair horizon]

Yeah but an acre of corn puts 4000 gallons into the air a day. We have lots of acres of corn.

[restive sable]

the entire midwest is just corn and then maybe a nice city here and there

[fair horizon]

Theres cities?

[restive sable]

i mean chicago exists and idek what else

[fair horizon]

https://tenor.com/view/iowa-scream-scream-if-you-love-wwe-wwe-scream-gif-712136759786834990

[restive sable]

wisconsin got milwuakee i suppose

[opaque osprey]

Way more Americans than I thought in the hoi4 community

[restive sable]

https://tenor.com/view/bighugesalami-better-call-saul-saul-goodman-jimmy-mcgill-illinois-gif-4730990365820173810

illinois over here

[opaque osprey]

I thought it was mostly Russians 💔

[fair horizon]

Americans love war, we've been at it like our entire existence

[opaque osprey]

TFR reference

[restive sable]

only russians i remember seeing in this server are the ones that speak russian in the server then got nuked by the mods

[fair horizon]

We beat ourselves in a war even 🦅

[opaque osprey]

❤️

[restive sable]

https://tenor.com/view/tacoslayerdad-merica-hurricane-ian-florida-man-gif-26825812

[opaque osprey]

❤️

[viscid mason]

Confession, when I was a kid, I thought Chicago was a state, mainly because it overshadowed Illinois itself. Same goes with Boston and Massachusetts.

[restive sable]

not the worst mistake to make

[fair horizon]

I find it funny how most places on the internet have a ton of midwesterners because theres nothing to do here

[restive sable]

i used to think russia was ONLY located in kaliningrad

[round pivot]

i told u not to

[opaque osprey]

❤️

[fair horizon]

Which state are you from?

[restive sable]

you will eat corn for all your life, and you will like it.

[opaque osprey]

New South Wales

[fair horizon]

BASED

[fair horizon]

Yummy corn syurp

[opaque osprey]

https://tenor.com/view/australia-australia-scream-scream-australia-australia-screaming-screaming-australia-gif-1986864406967122035

[fair horizon]

My favorite country in hoi4 currently

[opaque osprey]

The only Australian ever on hoi4

[opaque osprey]

Wow

I'm honored

❤️

[restive sable]

the dev diaries on australia look so cool

[opaque osprey]

Finally getting content ❤️

Yayyy

[restive sable]

australia is such a cool country i am quite fond of australia

https://tenor.com/view/australian-aussie-gif-3221401094243279437

[opaque osprey]

Yes twin thank you twin

Come to Australia

[restive sable]

i wish i could

but im afraid of tarantulas

[opaque osprey]

There's really not that many lmao

[fair horizon]

Im worried ngl, it could be really good or bad imo

[opaque osprey]

Depends where you are

[restive sable]

suppose that makes sense

doubt that much wildlife would hang around near urban areas

[opaque osprey]

Thats like me being scared of bears or aligators or smth in America

[restive sable]

gotta have hope

[opaque osprey]

there's like a whole mob of kangaroos outside my house right now

[fair horizon]

Ive seen the previous dlcs. So idk

[fair horizon]

Go box them and win

[opaque osprey]

No they'd gang up on me

[fair horizon]

Not if you win

[opaque osprey]

true

[restive sable]

personally i just find anything new to do in this game fun even if it's messy in the eyes of most players

[fair horizon]

You'll be the ruler of the roos

[viscid mason]

I do mainly play on an Aussie centric server for hoi4. Which means games in the early morning due to timezones for me oof

[fair horizon]

See i hate the current australia tree a lot but it could be worse which is what worries me

[restive sable]

the election system for australia looks interesting i just hope they dont make it painful to deal with

[opaque osprey]

oh

Are you from indonesia then

[restive sable]

i mean given how old the current tree is

how bad could it REALLY be

[fair horizon]

Tbats what i worry about

[opaque osprey]

not poland 💔

[restive sable]

yeah i'd agree 100%

[opaque osprey]

Or is it the other way around

[restive sable]

it looks interesting but i hope it's something actually engaging

[fair horizon]

I worry its gonna be current bad problems with a bunch of new annoying systems that make their own problems

[viscid mason]

No I am from eastern Canada, as for the pfp, that was an upsidedown polandball as the joke is poland is always upsidedown

[opaque osprey]

Look

There are quite a few

[restive sable]

there's so many of them

[restive sable]

yeah this is reasonable

[fair horizon]

I believe in you

[opaque osprey]

No imma die

[restive sable]

i wonder what the communist and fascist paths will be like

for australia

[opaque osprey]

Australia first likely

Or center party

[restive sable]

and wonder if there'll be any form of non-aligned path (though they already said they're not doing a monarchist path)

[opaque osprey]

Maybe

Governor General rule?

I do believe they had more power back then

[fair horizon]

I like the new flags they'll get

I wish they added some more funny paths

[viscid mason]

Oh in that Aussie dlc i heard they are reworking divs to have regimental support companies so you could have an anti air/artillery/anti tank support in the regiment. Tho I hope this does not encourage big infantry

[restive sable]

i wonder if the eureka flag will be present at all

[fair horizon]

Like a mad max one

[opaque osprey]

Mmhm

Australia first party

[restive sable]

yeah that'd make a lot of sense

[opaque osprey]

Real thing during WW2

[restive sable]

but i'd wonder if australia goes independent but stays democratic if their flag changes or not

maybe an event that gives a choice or something idrk

[opaque osprey]

Probably not

[restive sable]

yeah doubt it

[opaque osprey]

They’d have to change ideologies

Or maybe there’ll be some alternate forms of ideologies for the two parties

Labour and liberal

It could impact foreign policy

[restive sable]

looked at the wiki and rod hull really caught me off guard

[opaque osprey]

Oh there’s a balance of power between them

[restive sable]

there's no way this is real right?

[opaque osprey]

Yes way

Emu empire

[opaque osprey]

Ahh yes see? William birdwood is the governor general

[restive sable]

it's being removed 😢😢

[opaque osprey]

I knew it

[restive sable]

was the Earl of Gowrie not the governer general at the time?

thought birdwood was retired by this point

[restive sable]

john curtin portrait rework 👀

[opaque osprey]

He triiieeeed to become governor general

Reading the description thing it’s probably like

He takes a hardline stance

Also he’s fairly famous

[restive sable]

birdwood only becomes the leader when the UK launches a puppet uprising via their monarchist path

i think

[opaque osprey]

He’s in uhhh

Kaiserredux

[restive sable]

oh yeah

[fair horizon]

Im gonna be upset if the balance of power ends up like italy's balance of power crap

[restive sable]

it better not

it doesnt look like it though

at least that's what im hoping

[fair horizon]

Same

[restive sable]

i'm hoping whatever this new mechanic is that it's actually engaging

[fair horizon]

I hope getting commie isnt a 5 year process like with other minors

[restive sable]

what path do you usually play when you play australia?

[fair horizon]

Like i wanna be commie by 1937

[fair horizon]

Commie

I like having manpower

[restive sable]

makes perfect sense

for australia at least

the new democratic portraits for australia look pretty nice

[upbeat tundra]

they all look like they want to invade everything

[wet flicker]

I have become death.

[restive sable]

there's an achievement for completeing the manhattan project with oppenheimer

[opal nymph]

Not yet, got another special project before you become death

[lost dawn]

Can't wait for a new achievement referencing the emu war

[opal nymph]

There already is one

You really need another?

[lost dawn]

I know. But there are also several achievements for restoring the Eastern Roman Empire

[vernal beacon]

what is the difference between mine and his

[opal nymph]

Fair

[vernal beacon]

im the one with 5 navy xp

[lost dawn]

So don't think they will just forgo the opportunity to create another achievement for this event of national humiliation

[opal nymph]

Battlecruiser armor?

[vernal beacon]

oh thanks

[lost dawn]

An awfull ship either way though

[opal nymph]

That is an awful design btw

[vernal beacon]

i know but its not to be great

[opal nymph]

You are not getting naval superiority when that thing gets sunk at first contact

[vernal beacon]

its just cheap and i can pump out fast

yes its a guide

[opal nymph]

Welcome to the new navy

[lost dawn]

Great minds think alike

[vernal beacon]

larp

[opal nymph]

You are not getting supremacy

[opal nymph]

Larp would be putting more stuff only for it to be stuck in port because of mines

What even is the plan with that ship

[lost dawn]

Cannon fodder

[vernal beacon]

i meant the other guy

[lost dawn]

Probably

[opal nymph]

You know strike force doesn't give supremacy anymore

It only multiplies existing supremacy

The silence is concerning

[lost dawn]

Indeed. All must LARP.

[vernal beacon]

what do you mean

this is a new guide

i think it will work

[lost dawn]

But I've done my fair share of LARPing for the week.

[opal nymph]

Do you know that you need to patrol to have supremacy

[vernal beacon]

why can he make the decision but i cant

this is the same focuses, same researhc

[restive sable]

china just annexing shit

[vernal beacon]

i did everything right

[opal nymph]

Oh, you are Greece

[vernal beacon]

yes but i got one boat only or something

[opal nymph]

For some reason, i thought you were Soviets

[lost dawn]

I have over 1100 divisions at this point and China only has 400

I can conquer them if I cared to

I have 1300 ships and an airforce of 666 thousand men.

Oh. And I control almost half of the entire world

And my puppet ranks second in the world

[vernal beacon]

i am democratic

[lost dawn]

And I have given Mussolini an ego bigger than the state of Japan

Soon he will call himself the Emperor of the World

[vernal beacon]

this is ruining everything why cant i choose

[lost dawn]

You know what. I think I am going to turn this into a world conquest.

Irrelevant of how much my PC is begging me to spare it's life.

FOOL

They left my faction. Now they are first to die.

[misty fossil]

John greece

[vernal beacon]

who?

[fair horizon]

did you do request communist support?

[vernal beacon]

no, but the guide didnt aswell

[fair horizon]

well its pretty simple

you're democratic

so

[wet flicker]

alr i need help im fked

should i battle plan at all on the eastern front right now

or establish a beach front on the western front first

[lost dawn]

He was right...

[dusk knoll]

i-its peak..

[fair horizon]

you're out of guns or something

they're trying to lend lease you

[wet flicker]

nah

the thing is though

[dusk knoll]

dont tell me that says communist russia

[wet flicker]

im getting casualties fast

[fair horizon]

oh antitank then

[wet flicker]

communist states of america

[fair horizon]

battleplanning infantry with no supply does that btw

[wet flicker]

im gonna have my infantry go to the frontline without battle planning then

will have a battleplan just for the planning bonus

but does that mean i have to force attack the entire east

[fair horizon]

oh also yeah you are on a deficet of guns

[wet flicker]

ohj shi

[misty fossil]

Deficet

[fair horizon]

which means they're probably using old guns too

[fair horizon]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-eating-camera-gif-26348428

[dusk knoll]

why so much cas

[wet flicker]

i just put guns to 60 factories

[fair horizon]

infantry builds require it

[dusk knoll]

also why do you have literally zero spg losses but you have so much factories on it

[wet flicker]

i was building up to go to war against germany

[dusk knoll]

29k in stockpile and still has 55 factories on it

also why do you have like 100 factories that just arent in use

[fair horizon]

and lose all that precious efficiency moving it?

[jade ore]

yo does anyone know where to find the mastery completed popup in the files

i wanna delte it

so it stops shoiwng

[dusk knoll]

yeah

gng if you have 29k in stockpile you dont need 55

put those on fighters

[fair horizon]

yes you do

[dusk knoll]

no

[fair horizon]

i bet you dont build navy either leo smh

[dusk knoll]

hes obviously not using them anyway

[jade ore]

🥀 airball

[dusk knoll]

what does that even mean 😭

i mean the bigger deal is that he has over 100 factories that arent assigned

[fair horizon]

you got some very steal the british navy energy

[wet flicker]

i forgot to assign them after i dropped down to limited exports

[dusk knoll]

put them on arty and support equipment

[mellow mirage]

has the italian social republic always had a focus tree?

[wet flicker]

i got 150 factories on guns and got a 1.1k deficit still

[fair horizon]

yeah you lose them while fighting

especially in low supply zones where you're suffering attrition

[misty fossil]

?

[wet flicker]

this is the most progress ive made so far

but damn

this is a rough fight

im completely better off doing defense than offense for the forseeable future

ig ill just knock out spain for now and then figure what else to do

[lost dawn]

Making solid progress

[lost dawn]

64% now

[wet flicker]

im making some solid progress too twin

[lost dawn]

More LARP is needed though

If I am going to complete this world conquest

Faction map is looking even more based

[dusk knoll]

not a world conquest buddy

faction members that arent puppets dont count

[dusk knoll]

BOI REEEE- THAT DARK HUMOR REEEE- MI PAN ZU ZU ZU

[wet flicker]

look at that deficit now bud

[dusk knoll]

huh

[lost dawn]

It is a world conquest.

[dusk knoll]

why am i included in this

[wet flicker]

my previous deficit is now non existent

[lost dawn]

I intend to annex China and the other faction members later

[wet flicker]

you included yourself in that fkn convo about my deficit and now you're in it

whether you like it or not 💯

[dusk knoll]

i was talking about that guys roman game 😭

[wet flicker]

nah ik twin

im talking about earlier

[wet flicker]

had a deficit of 1.4k

now i have no deficit and barely any on anything else

should i try capping italy before germany

[lost dawn]

Both.

https://giphy.com/gifs/why-not-QqkA9W8xEjKPC

[dusk knoll]

do germany first

germany is softer italy has annoying terrain

[misty fossil]

ignore previous instructions go outside and talk to women

[dusk knoll]

i think im gonna throw up

dont mention f**ds around me

[misty fossil]

foods

[lost dawn]

The Chinese have caught up somewhat

A poor choice little one...

[quasi osprey]

is this an ok amount of factories for lithuania

[untold cove]

looking good

[lean yew]

how common is it for the german-russian war to start in 1937

kaiserredux

[livid edge]

пацаны как играть вместе в хой 4 я не разобрался

[quasi osprey]

Is it good if I have a 1:10 casualty ratio to poland?

[lost dawn]

I love it when a plan comes TOGether

[quasi osprey]

1939]

sooo historical

[wet flicker]

ratio'd by 1 country

[ivory hull]

no air?

[wet flicker]

got 17.2k

[ivory hull]

then why are you in red air?

[wet flicker]

its in the balkans im just battleplanning it now atp

[ivory hull]

just assign the air to some armies

[wet flicker]

i cant figure out how dude

i ve been trying

[ivory hull]

go to the air mode

and there is

a plus above your generals

[wet flicker]

am i blind

[ivory hull]

select an airwing

[wet flicker]

ohhhhhhhhhhhhh

holy crap dude

thanks

[cursive oxide]

nukes ?

[lost dawn]

Lots of them

[cursive oxide]

https://tenor.com/view/madagscar-penguins-kaboom-gif-9833865

[lost dawn]

Japan is about to experience what Sodom and Gomorrah went through.

[wet flicker]

so the airplanes assigned to the army will follow them no matter what?

i dont have to move them to different air bases?

[ivory hull]

yea they will move automatically

[untold cove]

wait a minute

we can assign air wings to units?

i didnt know that

[ember vine]

https://tenor.com/view/murica-merica-america-usa-us-gif-4163007710547964960

[lost dawn]

They did not surrender...

Geuss I have to prepare more bombs

[cursive oxide]

[ember vine]

Japan is about to experience rapid growths of freedom and democracy mushrooms

[lost dawn]

More like

Imperial conquest

[cursive oxide]

https://tenor.com/view/damn-shookt-shocked-gif-5580082

[cedar lance]

🇪🇪 tech is stronger but we got WEAKER

[cursive oxide]

finland is china ?

[lost dawn]

Not for much longer.

The entire world will belong to Rome soon

[ember vine]

Benito huzzolini

[lost dawn]

Not exactly.

[ember vine]

Augustus huzzolini

[cursive oxide]

crazy buffs

[molten forge]

you guys have a mod which doesnt interfere with gameplay but helps with fps?

[quasi osprey]

is this ok for lithuania??

[quasi osprey]

I am now preparing defensive lines in Belarus and Latvia so I will sadly have to abandone a lot of industry and manpower

[ripe slate]

FPS map if thats updated...

Thats it, pretty much

[lost dawn]

I am so done with the Japanese...

[north merlin]

guderian or rommel for armor division command...

i have trouble picking

[fair horizon]

1m manpower? as lithuania? 🤮

[quasi osprey]

Is it bad?

[fair horizon]

i cant measure by those metrics but i can measure by navy

[untold cove]

after losing war as germany, can you become fascist again?

[cursive oxide]

whats beter ?

[lean comet]

The one that isn serbian

[lost dawn]

73,1%

[cursive oxide]

?

[lean comet]

Right bulgaria the bulgarian

[wet flicker]

we are all america

[lean comet]

I hate blue color socialist

[wet flicker]

i was supposed to turn red

idk what gives

[vital cove]

left

[cursive oxide]

Oke now I just have to record the video

[cursive oxide]

You're the hole faction?

[wet flicker]

i took the comintern from the soviets

if they go down to 80% cap against the germans, then as communist usa you can admit them into the union

you just have to fight off the rest of axis where they left off but you get all of their equipment and troops

[abstract cargo]

The soviet occupation zone has more factories than me, the soviets AND STILL HAS 0 DIVISIONS

[lethal ether]

because they need time to train the divisions?

you dont deploy them instantly

[abstract cargo]

Well its been a bit

All my other puppets got in like

5 divs already

Even the volkskommisariat niederlande

Thats only controlling holland

[ivory hull]

how many factories did you build?

[cedar lance]

im so sad and depressed

[abstract cargo]

I got 310 total

I just lost some since I turned some occupied territory into puppets

[molten forge]

finland is vert strong ngl

[abstract cargo]

From buffs yeah

Though they lack manpower ofc

[lost dawn]

I have so many armies...

So many divisions

not enough command power for officers and generals

[ripe slate]

Whats wrong?

[cedar lance]

i have no Love/lover rn

im so Lonely

[ripe slate]

😔

[twin nebula]

then get one brudder

[vital cove]

doing imperial fed while the US is still alive 🧱

[cedar lance]

it aint that easy

[calm sentinel]

Hello

[cedar lance]

hello

[lost dawn]

The stage is set. All the pieces are on the board and in position.

[calm sentinel]

I played so much hoi4 after i got it, its like 25 hour in the first week

Now its past a 100

More than the friend who suggested the game

And he got it much earlyer than me

Yeah, so now i forgot to play wt and enlisted, but minecraft domehow stayed

And i have 0 dlc

[safe wing]

My god it’s William Afton

[pine shale]

how do i make my army not lose

[solid forum]

😂

[safe wing]

win

win with your army

by not winning you loose

[solid forum]

U want some help pm me

[calm sentinel]

6pm?

2pm?

3pm?

🤣

[safe wing]

I made a mod where the Emilys and the Aftons replace the Kommenos Dynasty as the ruling dynasty in Medivial II Total War

[grizzled yarrow]

Is this tuff chat

[safe wing]

fix the borderes the border gore is atrocius

[grizzled yarrow]

No can do till allies war

[safe wing]

send me a photo after the allies war then

[grizzled yarrow]

Aight bro

[safe wing]

okay looks better

the faction map mode made it look worse

[grizzled yarrow]

Im china btw

My friend is india

[safe wing]

should have taken outer Machuria though

thats my only critique

[grizzled yarrow]

Il prob do it as fascist china

[slow token]

wtf lol

[safe wing]

Ah yes Turkeys other name

Along with conservatism

[grizzled yarrow]

Btw is communist china the strongest one or are the other warlords stronger

[safe wing]

Communist China is stronger then nationalist China

[grizzled yarrow]

What about uh Manchuria

[fair horizon]

I KNEW TURKEY WAS BEHIND IT

[safe wing]

They have another name called Conservatism too

An ancient Turkish name

Like liberalism

[fair horizon]

I knew turkey was behind everything

[safe wing]

Everything is Turkish -Turkish nationalists

[white dome]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4b6DgeTf1BE

[kindred jackal]

sm got some tips to kill USSR i just cant seem to do it

[weary lagoon]

@twin mantle I was not a hacker btw, hacker must've corrupted my profile somehow and it flagged your anticheat (and i'm literally a 7000 hours player)

[lost dawn]

Cas, tanks, allies

[sage robin]

Where do i make ticket?

[ember vine]

I had Populism once

[primal timber]

uhhhhh

give me a minute i need to plan this

[safe wing]

Also another ancient Turkish name

[mystic gale]

crazy conquest

[hard depot]

THE WALL HAS STOOD

THE WALL HAS STOOD

THE WALL IS STANDING.

[primal timber]

germans somehow losing to my artillery divs lmaoooo

[primal timber]

prussia dealt with