hoi4-general

[lilac hull]

it does a tiny bit

[strong umbra]

its a 5 percent modifier

[lilac hull]

admirials arent even a tiny bit helpful

[desert echo]

Just spam subs, that way you'll love navy

[lilac hull]

so i prefer

[strong umbra]

not base expectation

so like ur posing 2 civs max

for 90 days

isnt really that much

tbh

[fervent tangle]

i love getting naval invaded by the UK lol

[strong umbra]

how did this happen

i have only been defending

[desert echo]

9 attack wtf

[strong umbra]

i dont even have bold attack

[lilac hull]

yeah but 2 civs vs your adimarals, admirals is better because you never use your navy as russia

[brave mauve]

whats the best country to play for navy

[fervent tangle]

how do you generals or field marshals that strong? mine are like max 5 attack and max 5 defence

[strong umbra]

black sea

gulf of finland

you need 2 admirals

[safe wing]

USA, Italy, UK, or Japan for majors

[brave mauve]

tryna learn navy

[desert echo]

CoP

[lilac hull]

romania a real threat king 🙏

[desert echo]

DEI

[strong umbra]

czechoslovakia

[lilac hull]

also you kepp 2

[desert echo]

British Malaya

[strong umbra]

SKODA SHIPARDS!!!🗣️ 🗣️ 🗣️

[fervent tangle]

best navy nation is Mongolia hands down

[strong umbra]

CZECHOSLOVAKIAN NAVY🗣️ 🗣️ 🗣️

[desert echo]

I got you one better, Austria

[brave mauve]

is there going to be a hoi4 mp game later?

[desert echo]

Idk who tf suggested this lol

[strong umbra]

https://youtube.com/shorts/LfQhUaXnAJ0?si=xdFH3A5xD2NiHfbn

proof why czechoslovakian navy best

[desert echo]

Ik this guy

Been watching him for weeks now

[brave mauve]

czechoslovakia navy💀

[strong umbra]

if you play hoi4 you know this guy

[atomic grove]

absolutely horrifying peace treaty

[smoky fractal]

Hi everyone. I apologize for bothering you, but I have a request. I know HOI 4 is on sale, but I only have 0.51 cents in my account. Of course, it's up to everyone to decide, but is there anyone who can help me buy the game?(This is very embarrassing.)(You may disregard my message, but please don't humiliate me.)

[honest night]

Sweden if you want to build a new fleet and fight against other big fleets like uk USA etc

[atomic grove]

(both of the russias are my puppets for some reason btw)

[strong umbra]

it was on sale

[lilac hull]

are u turkish

[strong umbra]

when its on sale it for 15 euros

idk how much that is in ur currency

[smoky fractal]

i am azerbaijani turk

[strong umbra]

dont have to have so much humility

[desert echo]

Brother, in here we are brothers

[strong umbra]

SKODA SHIPYARDS🗣️ 🗣️ 🗣️

[hasty thistle]

hmmm yeees yees, one of each please

[brave mauve]

💀

[smoky fractal]

Unfortunately, I'm a student with only 0.51 cents in my Steam wallet.

[desert echo]

COWARD!!!

[strong umbra]

hungary also has them

[smoky fractal]

To be honest, I never expected such sincerity.

[desert echo]

Edward Benes is a coward (said by the guys who betrayed the czech)

[brave mauve]

why the hll do thye have navy 😭 🙏

[strong umbra]

I respect all people

as long as they are not radical

or being generally a menace

par maul

[desert echo]

Guangzhou is better than Beijing 🗣️ 🔥

[smoky fractal]

That's my problem; I can't force people to do this, that's why I am this way. If you treat someone badly, they won't do anything for you.

[smoky fractal]

This is actually how it should be.

[stoic pendant]

this is why i play with player led peace deals

[strong umbra]

nah bayingolin autonomous Mongolia prefecture

[strong umbra]

cant beat this

[stoic pendant]

trueful twin 🥺 🌹

[strong umbra]

no offense to immigrants but some just ruin their image by being a menace and generally disrupting the public order

[stoic pendant]

yo guys think im gonna win?

[brave mauve]

yes

[strong umbra]

context

pls

[stoic pendant]

belgium vs german empire 1940

[strong umbra]

kaiser?

[desert echo]

Wtf is that

[stoic pendant]

yes with the kaiser

[strong umbra]

thats in china

bayingolin mongol autonomous prefecture

[smoky fractal]

Anyway, if there's no one to help, I'm slowly withdrawing (without disturbing anyone).

[strong umbra]

buddy

[smoky fractal]

you are right

[strong umbra]

dont have to be so respectful

[stoic pendant]

why is italy doing this 🙏

[strong umbra]

set your formality to the lowest

I aint your teacher

[desert echo]

What we call em

Shifu

[smoky fractal]

why

[strong umbra]

idk

[brave mauve]

guys which country should i go, im playing kaiser

[strong umbra]

continue if u want

just saying typing in low formality is faster

[stoic pendant]

what?

[brave mauve]

kaiserredux

[strong umbra]

kaiserredux

I think

[stoic pendant]

i have no idea, im sick AF rn and idk what is going on

idk how im even playing hoi4

[brave mauve]

which country? u decide

[stoic pendant]

poland

[strong umbra]

POLAND

[brave mauve]

okok

[smoky fractal]

oh ok

[strong umbra]

POLAND INTO SPACE

[brave mauve]

u guys ever tried Eu5?

[strong umbra]

noop

only hoi4

[stoic pendant]

https://tenor.com/view/hoi4-hearts-of-iron-4-looksmax-sigma-sigma-face-gif-232308269668432623

[strong umbra]

in paradox

btw Karl eglseer finally has a non default portrait

https://tenor.com/view/yes-yes-yes-happy-excellent-evil-plan-gif-18648187

https://tenor.com/view/squid-game-squid-game-3-squid-game-season-3-gi-hun-front-man-gif-310917822261103384

[brave mauve]

its so complicated bro💀 ive bee nplaying hoi for 3 years, and i wanted to try eu5. That game is too complicated for me

[strong umbra]

💀

[stoic pendant]

idk what im doing

but im doing great

[brave mauve]

its too much man, you have a little countrey for example, and you have to pay taxes, pay your people, diplomacy, and market

and more

[stoic pendant]

dont do that then

[strong umbra]

just evade them taxes

[stoic pendant]

who cares about "making people happy"

[brave mauve]

you can make the ai do the taxes, phew

[brave mauve]

the thing about that if you have alot of people in you country. They are going to hate you, start a revolution or try to hire hitmen to kill your king

or some thing else cant remember

[paper echo]

russia is selling so bad

[stoic pendant]

WHY CANT I PUSH BELUGIUM

[desert echo]

Low on bolls

[stoic pendant]

bolls? whats that

[desert echo]

Balls

[stoic pendant]

its cause of org maybe

[desert echo]

And they call Batman the detective

[stoic pendant]

my power went out for a second

💀

doesnt change anything still on hoi4

[umbral agate]

as bulgaira, ifi intergrate a faction, do i get the advisors?

[patent thistle]

the one in road to 56 is fine, base game is just weak af

[paper echo]

BRO WHY DID THEY SELL SO BAD 😭

[atomic grove]

russia is easy

all the time

just pull a napoleon and rush to moscow

[paper echo]

last 2 times i played as a nato country they were more powerful

either that or i made better tanks

not something amazing but better than last 2 times

im still working on the template

[atomic grove]

honestly tank templates in tfr are just like 5 ifvs/apcs and 5 mbts

[paper echo]

for me its main battle tank and sp artillery

[cosmic jay]

67th partition of poland

it was poland Lithuania and become "poland of republic"

[stoic pendant]

https://tenor.com/view/paul-baumer-all-quiet-all-quiet-on-the-western-front-gif-27475681

pov my soldiers after attacking the same city the 15th billionth time

[fading elk]

So for Tno to get zhdanov I must do the left focus path and have higher influence then his rival suslov

Right

First time doing tno

[neat kayak]

First time playing Spain in kr

[vapid bough]

the Germans just kept Catalonia since I'm not in the same faction as them

this alliance is NOT surviving the end of the war

[patent thistle]

tfr?

german blue waters navy is real

[junior imp]

Guys does leaving League of Nations affect anything as greece when going the byzantine path

[viscid stirrup]

GUYS

[viscid stirrup]

a sack of flesh and bones...

[patent thistle]

i have 2 of those

[viscid stirrup]

add mech

[desert echo]

AND NOT A SINGLE ONE OF COMPETENT US AI

[unkempt zodiac]

guys

[patent thistle]

bro my military cost is already way too high i cant afford that-

[unkempt zodiac]

WHY arent they capping 😭 every time i kill the new faction leader another one gets faction leader💔 WHY is congo leopoldville the leader of the south american faction

[desert echo]

(By competent here means nuking Hiroshima and Nagasaki)

[paper echo]

i would NEVER be able to upkeep this

[patent thistle]

wanna know something funny? got 2 more of these in training

[zinc light]

I'm all for just giving the US nukes in 1945

Otherwise, the AI will never do it

[cunning crescent]

Can someone help pleaseeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

[zinc light]

Whatsup

Katsup

Ketchup?

[patent thistle]

also just so you know china failed in taiwan

[cunning crescent]

Ironman mode isnt working

it says cheast are on

[zinc light]

Got any mods enabled?

[cunning crescent]

I deleted hoi4 and re installed it and thr same thing happened

[cunning crescent]

I deleted them all

still dont work

[paper echo]

yeah i know

[zinc light]

Custom Game settings?

[junior imp]

Guys Utilize Our Strenghts or Force the farmers in to factories as Greece Byzantine path

[cunning crescent]

I reseted

[paper echo]

they tend to lose now

[cunning crescent]

still dont work

[patent thistle]

ah right i had "that" state influencing mod when i started this playthrough

[zinc light]

Then I'm at a loss

[cunning crescent]

me too

[patent thistle]

i have wondered why i had imperial borders and poland as a puppet-

[strong umbra]

<@&846894118219022336> they're streaming Minecraft in the looking for mp call

saydada1800 cuminear

their names

[desert echo]

LET THEM BE 🗣️🔥🔥🔥 (jk)

[strong umbra]

buddy

[desert echo]

Buddy it's a joke

[strong umbra]

I joined thinking theyre lf for a mp game

[zinc light]

Buddy

[strong umbra]

then I see goddam mc

atleast stream hoi4

not mc

[desert echo]

They should stream oneshot

That would be peak

[stone mango]

Road to 56 non-historical must be the 7 ring of hell

[zinc light]

Romania the loooong way

[sudden thistle]

Bro

No way ur actually whining about that

[strong umbra]

well I wasted 10 whole seconds

[desert echo]

I'm watching the stream rn, quite fun

[strong umbra]

joining that call

[sudden thistle]

🤯

10 seconds

Insane

[strong umbra]

ik right

so insane

[patent thistle]

buisness is booming @paper echo

even with those tanks

[safe wing]

US AI should be a boss fight by 1944

[paper echo]

peak

[safe wing]

instead the UK is more threating in Hoi4 than the USA somehow

even though the UK was had a lot less men

[patent thistle]

time to annoy china

[green sleet]

Guys should i just draw an offensive line or micro everything?

[gleaming iron]

best run so far

[strong umbra]

u should micro

[patent thistle]

... why did i help turkistan again if china is going to declear on them anyways?

i now have 4

[slim nexus]

Is this tfr

[crisp wyvern]

my vanilla hoi4 with 100 mods in is probably the whole definition of the divine comedy if this is the 7th ring of hell

[fallen vigil]

dodoodod

[crisp wyvern]

even historical is broken cuz nationalist Spain (mid Civil War) and Italy join mid 1937 to the axis lsjwksjsjs

and other mid fascist Latin American nations

[desert echo]

Unless the line is too big and you're one lazy panda to do it

Or when you can achieve quick victory

[strong umbra]

ye

why is flipping to any other ideology as Finland so painfull😭 😭 😭

yes ik its spelled with one l

[honest night]

Swapping to democratic is easy

[strong umbra]

not fascist

[honest night]

and you can swap communist without the civil war

[strong umbra]

its goddam 1939

and I still need to wait 5 percent

[honest night]

just do the civil war tbh

You can do that in like 36

[strong umbra]

fair enough

[honest night]

Btw fascist Finland is very op it’s banned in most mp lobbies

[strong umbra]

why is it op?

[late peak]

I have been playing the game since 2016... i have played almost every country there is... but i have never seen German AI doing Sealion

[strong umbra]

finally

i have enough

support

[honest night]

Because you can easily annex the Nordics form unified Nordics and have all the Finnish army buffs which are the best in the entire game

[strong umbra]

fair enough

[late peak]

true, i went sommunist, took all of Sapmi land, and won Germany on fricking autoplan

[fallen vigil]

why tf did sweden declare war on half the war?? all the notifications you see in the bottom left are sweden declaring war on different countries

[honest night]

You playing a mod?

[fallen vigil]

no vanilla but ahistorical

[honest night]

Maybe a focus they have?

[stone mango]

i dont think its vanilla if it has 100 mods

[crisp wyvern]

Bloated to death vanilla with 100 mods that haven't been updated since the release of by blood alone

[velvet surge]

im gonna try and learn the game

wish me luck

[quaint locust]

goodluck brother

[violet veldt]

Is socialist finland any good? (Communist non stalinist)

[honest night]

Yeah it’s also pretty solid and you won’t find it being banned in mp lobbies as well

[quaint locust]

Should I as the German Empire join the Allies???

[slender kernel]

heya guys, i have maxed counter intel in my capital but the shield thing is still red. how do i change it?

[violet veldt]

Did you research uhh

Interrogation?

[slender kernel]

what

this?

[violet veldt]

Yeah

[slender kernel]

yea

[quaint locust]

do you have all operatives on counter inteligence?

[hidden granite]

shall i win gang

id say im pretty much ready

[slender kernel]

no im currently making collabs

and im restricted to 2 slots

[sudden thistle]

Why are ur generals like that

[quaint locust]

try putting more on counter

[sudden thistle]

And make a field Marshall

[hidden granite]

all my generals basicly suck

same for field marshals

[sudden thistle]

Doesn’t hurt to have one anyways

[hidden granite]

it will

trust

[slender kernel]

so wha

[hidden granite]

its my 4th run

[slender kernel]

still better than nothibng

[slender kernel]

play yugoslavia overhaul

[sudden thistle]

In the entire game..?

[hidden granite]

no

on yugoslavia

i can manage genrals easier

[desert echo]

Flofy

Didn't realize that you're a Minecraft player too

[sudden thistle]

Uhuh…

[slender kernel]

im goingto bomb the soviets like crazy

[knotty vortex]

japan is genuinly infuriating

whats a fun save to do

[quaint locust]

gng should I just join allies? (german empire)

[sudden thistle]

It’s really fun wdym

🔥

[desert echo]

Depends

[knotty vortex]

i dont even know what i was doing wrong

i commanded troops as usual

[desert echo]

If you are new... Idk about that

[knotty vortex]

they were in mainland japan

i gave them orders on one of those chinese puppets borders

and they just didnt move

[desert echo]

Uh...

Can't cross the sea?

[knotty vortex]

i dont even know man

i was trying to follow one of machieval strategists tutorials

anything that isnt land is just my worst fear

[worthy rover]

Whats your favourite country to play anyone?

[icy crescent]

I often played Portugal and Poland.

[worthy rover]

Poland is fun but what happens when you play portugal ive never tried

[icy crescent]

Communist path gives you option to core Spain, and Monarch path gives you option to core Brazil.
Tho can be tricky to play at times.
I like Portugal because the Tree isn't large compared to other nations.
It's less focus micro, if that makes sense.

And usually I play with the Formable Nation mod, which makes coring Spain easier.

Or anything really.

[worthy rover]

Thanks Ill give it a try now

[cosmic jay]

great war redux

hobyo my beautiful country

[remote quarry]

you can't

just how vanilla works

[indigo elk]

Thanks Germany... really useful you've been here!

[fringe shell]

damn

[prisma saddle]

HOLY

moly

[indigo elk]

How do I solve this? Managed to break my special forces out, but we don't have enough supply to cut them or push them back.

[kind vale]

Make more supply

[prisma saddle]

convoys🗣️🔥

[indigo elk]

Hooooooooooooooooow... I built up the rails. I can't build on Italy's land as they're volunteers and I'm not involved in the war directly

[prisma saddle]

last hope = rails

[kind vale]

Skill issue

[prisma saddle]

maybe he can make like give supply with the planes?

[indigo elk]

Don't have transport planes

[kind vale]

Ima kill italy and take its navy then secure the Mediterranean then probably kill the ussr

[prisma saddle]

make albanian empire first..

[prisma saddle]

well the supply will cry for a long time i think..

[prisma saddle]

fat poland

[cosmic jay]

YOY FAT

this is polish lithuania

[prisma saddle]

can you make a screen of the balkans?

i am curious

[delicate cosmos]

Is the only way you can get wojtek as leader with the gamepass

[kind vale]

Im Germany

[cosmic jay]

67 habits insanely intelligent people follow

this is not mine btw

its just great war redux but the rules are like

inside me

[indigo elk]

Lmao they wipe my divisions

[prisma saddle]

oh well i thinked a worse situation

[prisma saddle]

make danzig empire

[cosmic jay]

what the new is newfoundland😂 😂 😂 😂

[fringe shell]

bro i swear if argentina or brazil are gonna become a major im gonna quit

[kind vale]

No

[prisma saddle]

why

[prisma saddle]

i readed new poland😭

[cosmic jay]

yo why does syria own palestine

[prisma saddle]

germans african colony hit hard

[cosmic jay]

thats not german

thats prussian

[prisma saddle]

uh

well

[sudden thistle]

Same thing

[cosmic jay]

NO

PRUSSIA IS A MILITARY COUNTRY GERMANY IS A COUNTRY WITH MILITARY

[steady heron]

hey

[prisma zealot]

guys how do i add artillery bataillons below the infantry, without having to change every bataillions ?

[kind vale]

You can't

[hidden granite]

jokes on yall im still alive

[prisma zealot]

damn videos

[cosmic jay]

peak army management?

[patent thistle]

i think my tankforce is ready for russia

(training them)

@paper echo i think i broke the economy- (my expenses make my economy grow)

[heavy vigil]

sounds chill

[hidden granite]

also germany loosing barbarosa ?? early, iv never seen this

[lilac glen]

Why my naval bombers do jackshit against the Royal Navy?

I have air superiority and 900 naval bombers over the English Channel

And yet my planes haven't sunk a single freaking ship

[safe wing]

Seen this so many times

[kind vale]

Royal navy weak af

Ive build destroyers and 4 aircraft carriers

[safe wing]

When played by the ai yes

[strong umbra]

never knew finland was this strong

this is not the winter war btw

[kind vale]

I got carrier planes with guns and torpedos

[safe wing]

I’m gonna do naval italy soon

[strong umbra]

dont you dare to navy

especially as Italy

[safe wing]

I did it and won

[kind vale]

Im invading italy rn😭

[strong umbra]

wdym with won?

[safe wing]

Back in October

[strong umbra]

the thing is the British speaker their navy out over the whole worlds

u just have th Mediterranean

plus u can easily control suez

[safe wing]

Which is the goal as Italy

[strong umbra]

and if u get Spain u can control Gibraltar

so the British cant access it

thats easier then playing navy tbh

well ig bosporus

[safe wing]

True but I like playing navy

[strong umbra]

but they dont have access to that

[strong umbra]

no

you dont

[safe wing]

Navy italy with special forces army

[kind vale]

Ive lost 0 ships to the uk.

[safe wing]

As certain nations*

[strong umbra]

enjoy ur no special forces cap

[safe wing]

Germany, France and USSR no

Italy, UK, Japan and USA are fun navy wise

[strong umbra]

this has to be the best deault portrait

[icy crescent]

Karelian power grandpa.

I believe he even has stats.

[strong umbra]

how tf do u know

[strong umbra]

yes he does

[icy crescent]

Because you know he exists when you play on Fragmented everything once.

[hidden granite]

JOKES ON ALL OF YOU IM WINNING

[strong umbra]

look at them juicy stats

[hidden granite]

and i couldve pushed into greece but no divisions left for that

[strong umbra]

are we really flexing this?

come on

[hidden granite]

yes

[strong umbra]

ok buddy

i will not tolerate this

i will show you peak italy

[lilac glen]

Do you need aircraft carriers for effective use of naval bombers?

[strong umbra]

tbh you have less divisions than the average Ai has atp

[lilac glen]

Little Google search said yes

[strong umbra]

behold

the great italy

[kind vale]

For carrier nav bombers

Not regular ones

[lilac glen]

Are regular ones even worth it???

[kind vale]

Yeah

[eternal palm]

Not the small airframe ones. The reason carriers are good is because naval bombers launched from carriers do 10x the damage of landbased ones

Hence Carriers are pretty good

But landbased are fine too

[kind vale]

I got heavy nav bombers

[eternal palm]

As in, medium airframe?

[lilac glen]

Apparently it's 5x

[eternal palm]

Or Naval Patrol bombers

[eternal palm]

Do you know when it changed?

[kind vale]

Naval patrol bombers

[eternal palm]

Afaik it didnt with NCNS

[eternal palm]

Those are ass

like straight up

10 size airwings suck so much

Make medium airframe

[kind vale]

Alr

[hidden granite]

its over...

[lilac glen]

I dunno

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jXTE4ldQmCs

This guy claims the wiki is wrong and it's actually 5x

I can't be sure he's right but he said he checked the game files

[eternal palm]

Then hes simply wrong lmao?

its a year old

[lilac glen]

I guess the issue is my design

[eternal palm]

imma check my source hold up

[lilac glen]

I dunno, I am just taking his counter-info at face value

[eternal palm]

Idk Hygge gaming isnt a good source on anything

Hes mostly clickbaiting

[patent thistle]

am i going overkill at this point- (TFR)

[hidden granite]

tis literally berlin last stand

they cut me off

id love to give my save to bittersteel

i capped before my puppet did

I tried ladz

do this challange yourself ig

my only weakness was not having enough manpower

[ornate path]

???

[stoic pendant]

whatt

[ornate path]

Can i win ?

[stoic pendant]

i think, just mirco a bit

[heavy vigil]

yes

[strong umbra]

you messed it up

restart

ok maybe u can win

[heavy vigil]

you have no dlcs the ethiopian army is pathetic

just use air

[strong umbra]

but restarting is easier

[ornate path]

Okayy

[strong umbra]

u do have by blood alone right?

right?

[heavy vigil]

no

look at ethiopia

no irregulars

[strong umbra]

maybe they died

the chitet

[heavy vigil]

nah

its half the army

[strong umbra]

thats what I said half the army died

I sure they didn't just die?

[heavy vigil]

he cannot encircle that much + the units wouldnt be fully equipped since then ethiopia has a larger gun defacit

its not that hard to figure out

[strong umbra]

maybe consolidated

[heavy vigil]

ai doesnt do that

[strong umbra]

no he

[heavy vigil]

?

[strong umbra]

u said wouldn't be fully equipped

[heavy vigil]

im looking at ethiopia not at him because thats how you can find out whether BBA is enabled or not

[strong umbra]

so maybe a he consolidated

[heavy vigil]

yeah the ethiopian army wouldnt be

italy is irrelevant in finding this specific bit of information out

italy always starts with the same army

[strong umbra]

nerf finland

155 percent

[ornate path]

How can i spawn troops in eritrea and Somalia? its not possible

[strong umbra]

wdym?

[heavy vigil]

you cant

you can only transport them

[ornate path]

Bruh, i dont like ships. Its to much for me

[strong umbra]

ok nerf finlnd for realsies

[heavy vigil]

its rlly not that good

what makes finland good is the mils

[strong umbra]

Finnish army

[ornate path]

Which Dlc?

[strong umbra]

by blood alone

air designer one

[heavy vigil]

free content

you can play finland and that will be there

[ornate path]

Is it available for germany?

[strong umbra]

you can purchase the dlc in germany

[azure dagger]

isnt it arms against turanny for finnish dlc

[strong umbra]

the dlc is for italy

[strong umbra]

yes

[heavy vigil]

finland is free

the hist path anyway

[strong umbra]

all historical paths of ww2 relevant countries are free

[heavy vigil]

not denmark norway sweden iceland

[strong umbra]

theyre not rly ww2 relevant

I mean only real difference is Denmark gets puppeted

but that doesn't affect gameplay too much

[heavy vigil]

norway definitely was

[junior imp]

Burma occupies Germany truly realistic

[strong umbra]

ig u get the Danish produce modifier

[sudden thistle]

Swedish ball bearings

[strong umbra]

2 months ig

thats semi relevant

[strong umbra]

fair enough

[stoic pendant]

is this good?

[azure dagger]

yo guys should i buy ncns as my christmas gift

[stoic pendant]

"we got bigger fish to fry" ah 🙏

[sudden thistle]

No

[stoic pendant]

why?

[strong umbra]

fantastic peace conference

[heavy vigil]

chatgpt 💔

[strong umbra]

so what

[heavy vigil]

it sucks lol

[strong umbra]

ok

[heavy vigil]

norway was very relevant with its heavy water production

and there were a lot of allied operations to sabotage/try to stop the germans in norway

[strong umbra]

yes and then some rebels destroyed it

and no no mustache no nukes

[heavy vigil]

it also was necessary for the iron trade

[strong umbra]

it literally said in weserebung description

[heavy vigil]

without norway germany could not have freely traded with sweden

[strong umbra]

it gives off map civs

[strong umbra]

couldn't they through denmark

[heavy vigil]

no because they needed full control of the danish strait

[strong umbra]

its like very narrow no?

[heavy vigil]

and even then ships could still cross through the center, technically

[heavy vigil]

its the strait between norway and denmark

and coastal guns dont have insane range either (at the time)

[strong umbra]

there's literally a land connection

well ig it gives naval insian penalty

[heavy vigil]

youre looking at the wrong place

[strong umbra]

but thats besides the point

[heavy vigil]

its the strait between denmark and norway

it isnt crossable as an in game strait

[strong umbra]

oh

no

[heavy vigil]

also there isnt

only in winter when its frozen

[strong umbra]

its loke 5km

less

actually

idk

but its narrow

just build a bridge

[patent thistle]

YEAH,

[junior imp]

whats the big fish

And btw I love it when nigeria is a major 🥀

[patent thistle]

faction leader

faction leaders are always majors

[junior imp]

Yeah but still dumb some times ngl

[patent thistle]

do you want to invade every single minor nation in a faction because luxembourg was the faction leader?

[junior imp]

depends

[patent thistle]

(just an example)

[junior imp]

Unless its in South America Asia or Africa sure i guess

[cunning crescent]

is there a moderator active that can help me with the game I have a problem

[patent thistle]

@heavy vigil

[lilac glen]

Military Industrial Organizations are easily one of the worst additions to the game

[cunning crescent]

thank you

do I text them in private or her

here'

[patent thistle]

you will have to wait eitherway a little

[cunning crescent]

alr thanks so much

[patent thistle]

but there is a #ask-for-help-here channel

sometimes it doesnt always need a Mod

[junior imp]

???? Why the hell does Hungary have convoys like they occupied only 1 coastal state and it now is gone

[patent thistle]

focustree gives them some

something about danube navy or something

[umbral agate]

why cant i trade with my spanish puppet?, i have enough civs

[patent thistle]

dont know anymore, i play hungary way to rarely

[junior imp]

Sailing Danube

they didn't even do it lmao

[patent thistle]

can we talk about that i litterally outnumber russia rightnow alone?

largely have fixed this as much as i could

(used to be so much worse)

[strong umbra]

what are these devs on

i want whatever the devs are on when making this

you can also do this with italy and rename it to urga

and for some reason you also get 5 percent BASE STABILITY

this aint even my core or italys core

this is on the other side of the earth of rome or helsinki

[heavy vigil]

why did i get pinged

[strong umbra]

and somehow i gain 5 percent base stab

why devs

[patent thistle]

someone needed help earlier and i suggested you since i see you as by far the most active mod here

[strong umbra]

anybody got a plausible explanation to this?

[junior imp]

What are these borders man

[patent thistle]

@cunning crescent ask what you wanted to

[junior imp]

My frontlines are spread everywhere

[heavy vigil]

theres a whole chat for it

[strong umbra]

#ask-for-help-here

[cunning crescent]

Yep Im talking to them rn

[strong umbra]

please I need this

i kinda need to complain nabout renaming ulaanbattar

[patent thistle]

ye i know i just didnt think of it at that moment

[junior imp]

my ulaanbattar is kinda nameless

[strong umbra]

no look up

scroll up

[junior imp]

no

it was a joke

[strong umbra]

I want whatever the devs were on

when making this

[junior imp]

what

did they do?

[strong umbra]

you can rename ulaanbataar as Finland or the pope

and it gives u 5 percent base stability

this does not make sense

[junior imp]

The stability?

[strong umbra]

yes

all it does is rename

[junior imp]

It kinda does but also a little too much stability

[strong umbra]

and u get 5 percent base dtab

[junior imp]

Its about the symbol of winning

[strong umbra]

im renaming some random city 5000 km away from my nearest core

[junior imp]

oh it isn't a core?

[strong umbra]

and the people in Helsinki are gonna behave more obediently in helsinki

[strong umbra]

can Finland or Italy core ulaanbataar?

its in Mongolia broski

[junior imp]

🤷

Than yeah its dumb

[strong umbra]

ik right

CAN ITALY PLEASE BE CAPABLE

soviets are gone

and somehow Italy got naval invaded

[junior imp]

Its a cannon event

[cedar kite]

if you switch ideology you get another decision to rename it again and get even more stability lol

[junior imp]

https://tenor.com/view/canon-event-lochan-bwefi-lochan-bwefi-spiderman-gif-1748690152864391590

[strong umbra]

peak hoi4

[patent thistle]

welp, that helps with the frontlines ig?

[cedar kite]

every country on earth has access to that decision btw

[strong umbra]

renaming ulaanbataar simulator

[strong umbra]

why

[junior imp]

Crazy

[strong umbra]

just ehy

[junior imp]

Now you are tempting me to go invade mongolia as byzantine

[strong umbra]

why is it a good idea

[strong umbra]

any mods

or no mods?

[strong umbra]

why ulaanbataar out of all the places

[cedar kite]

cant core this state cause resistance is turned off so you can never get any compliance

[junior imp]

A lot but

Ironman compatible

[strong umbra]

does mussolini get a new portrait if I restore Rome?

[cedar kite]

the emperor one yes

[strong umbra]

yipee

time to spend another 6 hours

[cedar kite]

mussolini, emanuele the 3rd and his son get the emperor hat

[strong umbra]

playing hoi4

[junior imp]

https://tenor.com/view/swfc-sheffield-wednesday-gif-12067040

[strong umbra]

is it cooler than mackensen's hat?

[prisma saddle]

what are flame tank used for?

[strong umbra]

SOFT ATTACK

[junior imp]

Killing Infantry

Soft Attack

[prisma saddle]

they are that strong?

[junior imp]

Idk

[strong umbra]

theyre pretty good

I think

FLAMMPANZER

[prisma saddle]

alright alrighten

thank

[cedar kite]

@strong umbra

[strong umbra]

nah

[prisma saddle]

me

[strong umbra]

mackensen still better hat

[junior imp]

August von mackensen?

That dudes hat is fire

He is dripped out

[strong umbra]

did you know that Emanuel was 1.5m

and mussoline 1.6m

[prisma saddle]

yea uor king was short

[junior imp]

Our little short king ❤️

[prisma saddle]

VIVA IL RE

[strong umbra]

ik a bit of latin

its rly bad tho

rly rly bad

[prisma saddle]

"W the king" i said

[strong umbra]

long live the king right?

not w the king

[prisma saddle]

kinda yes

[strong umbra]

or like flourish the king

[prisma saddle]

that hard english

[strong umbra]

ah mb

are u Italian?

wait cant be

[prisma saddle]

yes

[strong umbra]

spanish

[prisma saddle]

i am

italian

[strong umbra]

oh

k

north or south?

of rome

[prisma saddle]

i am from south

but in north

[strong umbra]

nice

[prisma saddle]

you=

?

[strong umbra]

REICHSKOMISARIAT NIEDERLANDEN

[prisma saddle]

amsterdam rotterdam alliance

[strong umbra]

oh Ajax or feyenoord

im not rly into football tbh

if I had to choose

Madrid and ajax

[prisma saddle]

i said it randomly 😭

i dont follow football

[strong umbra]

what do u follow then?

[prisma saddle]

only my little city in south football

[strong umbra]

didn't Italy's king die like last week

[prisma saddle]

uhm

i dont know

[wicked haven]

aura

[strong umbra]

is this a good template?

[wicked haven]

Why no AA?

[strong umbra]

I think its needs a support spaa right?

and super heavy aa tank

[junior imp]

Missing some AA

840 Air Attack is CRAZY

[strong umbra]

you know what

ima deploy this division once

[neat kayak]

Long live the great Spanish kingdom

[strong umbra]

and ima see if it works

I have way too much army xp

[wicked haven]

ye you can actually get quite a decent ammount of ai for a good production cost by making a landcruiser with AA and Helis

[junior imp]

put them 1 tile behind frontlines

or places with enemy planes

[strong umbra]

do divisions gain xp from killing air?

[junior imp]

I think

they do

[wicked haven]

add this

[strong umbra]

oh hell naw

im finland

[wicked haven]

Mannerheim line on tracks

[strong umbra]

I barely have enough pp for hiring advisors

[junior imp]

its cheap bro

trust

[strong umbra]

now I have to hire scientists?

[strong umbra]

ik its 25

still

[strong umbra]

are we really glazing the snail?

[wicked haven]

Can Kaiser Willy take over the Netherlands?

[strong umbra]

2 or 3?

[wicked haven]

II

the GOAT

[strong umbra]

I dont think he can tbh

[thin hound]

i have 97 divs on the border with germany

[strong umbra]

and no manpower

to support a war with germany

[thin hound]

280k

[strong umbra]

aint a lot

[thin hound]

i got half of my troops from east indies lol

[thin hound]

true

[strong umbra]

btw I have 155 percent population modifier as Finland rn

[wicked haven]

why can't you get Rupprecht as a Field Marshal with monarchist Germany?

[thin hound]

but im on limited conscription so

[strong umbra]

and then base 1.5 percent from focus 25 from scraping barrel 5 percent from desperate defense

[neat kayak]

I just surpassed the German empire in WP

[thin hound]

desperate defense is op

[strong umbra]

so in total I mobilized 48.5 percent of population

thats about half

https://tenor.com/view/madagascar-maurice-ah-its-fifty-fifty-fifty-fifty-5050-gif-25472268

[thin hound]

im on 8.50%

[strong umbra]

50 50

50 in army

50 not in army

worse than dprk😭 😭 😭

wait I forgot

if I get mannerheim

and winter war still

that 4 percent extra

so I will have mobilized more than half my popula

tion

[sudden thistle]

1.5m manpower 🔥

[strong umbra]

indeed

oh shi

thats like the starting soviet army

oh well

luckily the paradox gods will give me op modifiers

[fathom oyster]

I really want to play with someone

[paper echo]

tell me why this wouldnt work

[strong umbra]

did i say it won't work?

[paper echo]

no its a thing people say

[strong umbra]

I just said aint no way im using this

because im Finland dammit

[paper echo]

people often say the phrase i said when they see stuff like this

[strong umbra]

my industry is not sufficient

ok actually maybe it is

[paper echo]

if you made a cheaper one and put it behind the front lines i wonder how many planes it would destroy

[strong umbra]

i do have more factories than soviets

but still I dont feel like spending my breakthroughs on that

[prisma saddle]

just a lil deficit🍞🚬

[fossil dragon]

my northestern army has grown quite a bit

[heavy vigil]

lithuania can get more

i rlly wanna try a run where i only buy/capture equipment instead of making it as lithuania but its so much pain

[fossil dragon]

my first time playing china in NCNS and i need to say kinda OP

[heavy vigil]

try kumul

its fun

[fossil dragon]

oh the mongolia formable

[strong umbra]

NORTHEASTERN ARMY

play it you should

[fossil dragon]

yeah it's on the list

[fossil dragon]

this is nortestern army

[strong umbra]

YOUNG MARSHALL

[lilac glen]

How do I make a successful invasion of the UK as Germany?

I can paradrop but my guys get crushed

[fossil dragon]

https://tenor.com/view/jon-snow-game-of-thrones-jon-snow-gif-5595741

Last stand spam

[remote quarry]

when your paratrooper lands, click H on the division

this makes it the defending side which basically mean you win

if you still get deorged put it into a new army and last stand

also use something bettre than the starting para template

[lilac glen]

Ofc lol

[lilac glen]

Thanks tho

[sudden thistle]

i thought they patched it

[deep solstice]

yall like my austria

type shift

[junior imp]

Could be bigger

[deep solstice]

my buddy is playing bulgaria

hes got all these

[junior imp]

And what the hell are those bulgaria borders

[deep solstice]

real

I told him hes border goring 😭

he told me to reload our past save

to fix the border gore

🥀

[junior imp]

Is it before

The treaty

[deep solstice]

yeah its to fix this AWFUL border gore

🥀

[junior imp]

Please just puppet bro

it just looks better and frees up

[deep solstice]

tell it to HIM not me

im austria im a simple man

[junior imp]

Goated

Austria Hungary path so good

Its pain in the ass

but its fun

[deep solstice]

im a happy hamburger now

otto von hamburger...

[junior imp]

I go the Fascist path

Cuz Fascsicm is just goated in HOI

[deep solstice]

Ive done both

[junior imp]

Which one would you prefer

[deep solstice]

I think the Habsburg is better for total incorporation of manpower, however the facist path is nice too

[dusky burrow]

China is northwest of at least one country tbh

[deep solstice]

also i just like the habsburg because he looks cool

and his buffs are great

[junior imp]

Habsburg is the most common

Leader in europe

I swear

You can get him as lik 3 or 2 Countries

in europe

[deep solstice]

we are back

[kind vale]

Fire 🔥

[junior imp]

Big poland

[deep solstice]

hopefully my friend doesnt border gore again

[junior imp]

I ❤️ Poland

[deep solstice]

I dont wanna reload this save anymore 😢

[kind vale]

Hate border gore

[dusky burrow]

Lithuania:

[junior imp]

I have seen worse but yeah your friend shouldn't cook

[deep solstice]

WHAT was he doing

[kind vale]

😭😭

[deep solstice]

dude he left like fuvkin 8 seperate soviet unions

ALL seperate

[junior imp]

Bro I hate it when a big country capitulates to you and some other dudes but the treaty doesn't come

[kind vale]

Bouta invade the Netherlands

[lilac glen]

I am kinda stuck here

What do I do?

[junior imp]

It creates like little tiles owned by some random ass country in the land doing border gore

[junior imp]

Get half of your men out build supply or just quit

[robust basalt]

nah he just getting raided

[junior imp]

I didn't do that one time and had 48 divisions meet God

[robust basalt]

even with this many divs it wouldn't have been this bad

[junior imp]

I hate it when my men actually need food to survive

[kind vale]

I have liberated the Netherlands

[lilac glen]

wym build supply

[kind vale]

Supply hubs

[lilac glen]

Build where? Here? In the island?

[kind vale]

Yeah

[arctic glacier]

Is someone doing a match?

[ornate path]

best mod for greece ww2?

[lilac glen]

I hate this game

[kind vale]

https://tenor.com/view/funny-blades-and-sorcery-gif-25032094

[junior imp]

vanilla

Just go byzantine path

Solo turkiye

[deep solstice]

I got 70 the first time

30 the re-try

and 125 this time

[kind vale]

Soon I shall fight Germany as union of socialist low countries

[deep solstice]

the border gore is much less now

[junior imp]

Why annes when beatifull pupetry exists

🥀

💔

[deep solstice]

Resources tbh, and some of that is cores

[obtuse yew]

whats that mod

[junior imp]

get the cores and get resource rights

[deep solstice]

yeah thats valid

luckily my german puppet (north german conf.) gives me like 3 million manpower

[junior imp]

I forgot that second one existed

totally goated one ngl

[strong belfry]

guys which mod makes puppets's color same as your color

[junior imp]

Universal Puppet Colors

but its not

achievement

compatible

[remote quarry]

works last time i playes

[prisma saddle]

i think that yugo, romania, czecoslvovk and ireland would need a better focus tree

poor ireland and luxemburg

[clear dagger]

oh my

crazy ai encirclement

[dusky burrow]

you're being convoy raided

[dusky burrow]

chinese border gore front

[dusky burrow]

albania can use one too

[clear dagger]

did i just doom the free world

[prisma saddle]

we need albanian empire

[dusky burrow]

true

also yeah every country must have Salonika at some point

Which balkan country hasn't claimed salonika before

[prisma saddle]

mhh

bosnia

[clear dagger]

why am i fighting japan??