hoi4-general

[south aurora]

Is there a mod that lets you sell ships?

[marsh ravine]

Spam gun3, 35.2w battleplan

Has to be gun3

Or big chance of dyinf

U frontline

I think u might do line aa idk

[tepid crown]

Ok that was my one question lmao, Do you start off licensing them or rushing it

[marsh ravine]

See if u have ic for the it

[marsh ravine]

License will always get it faster than u iirc but you WANT it owned

ASAP

Id rush it over aa or at

Ur at slot is now gun

[tepid crown]

Right, probably licensing for the research boost anyways if the game still does that

[heavy vigil]

i love gun

[marsh ravine]

Yes it does

[heavy vigil]

gun 2 is ok

[marsh ravine]

Not in mp dumbass

[heavy vigil]

not great tho

[marsh ravine]

Wake up

Its mp

Ive seen gun2 battleplan

[heavy vigil]

a lot of mp people also suck

[marsh ravine]

It dies

[heavy vigil]

youd know mr marcov server

[marsh ravine]

Well in that case why do u need to improve ur build dumbass

[sudden thistle]

What if none of the players or AI rush it for you

[quasi shoal]

is it tuff if I battleplanned the russian empire in the triple entente with this 🥹

[marsh ravine]

Uhm axckshually I learnt it from mcwhiskers

[heavy vigil]

true skill server

[marsh ravine]

No add more inf ur not being efficient

[tepid crown]

We’re talking meta players though, not weenie hut jr

[quasi shoal]

why would I care about being efficient

it's the russian empire

and ai

[tepid crown]

Yes. Use 36w

[marsh ravine]

Cos u lose less?

[quasi shoal]

meta users when I don't care

[tepid crown]

Well, you shouldn’t have asked then

[marsh ravine]

https://tenor.com/view/kill-me-shoot-me-kms-shoot-choking-gif-18076903094489133625

[quasi shoal]

I didn't ask for the meta 😭

[tepid crown]

It’s common sense

[tepid crown]

Common sensed so hard it killed the chat

[marsh ravine]

https://tenor.com/view/boat-kid-aura-farming-pacu-jalur-indonesia-boat-race-aura-farming-kid-gif-13961136228978115920

[dusky burrow]

modded hoi4?

[trail beacon]

Rhine Confederation 2: Electric Boogaloo

[serene inlet]

should my super heavy battleships be anti air or heavy attack focused?

[trail beacon]

heavy attack

make them UNSTOPPABLE

[serene inlet]

lmaooo is this too much

holy fu

[trail beacon]

how long to build? 😭

[fickle thicket]

why so much aa???

[serene inlet]

prob like 8 months

[serene inlet]

idk man should i put light attack instead?

im playing against ai anyway

[trail beacon]

i usually make my destroyers AA + light attack

[fickle thicket]

this is already a massive meme js build it

[trail beacon]

but i also build carriers

[serene inlet]

i wanna see it against the japanese navy

making those for now

[serene inlet]

should i even build those heavy battleships?

or just spam this beast i just made

[fickle thicket]

depends how many dockyards u got

[serene inlet]

im USA

lmao

[fickle thicket]

what the count

[serene inlet]

40 in 38

[fickle thicket]

piss em out

[serene inlet]

im refitting everything for now

[fickle thicket]

along with decent screens

[serene inlet]

i didnt even start building mils

i only will when i go on partial mob

[serene inlet]

umm im just gonna spam meatshield destroyers

like very cheap things

and i'll have good light cruisers

[fickle thicket]

so dd 1s

[hearty cloud]

https://medal.tv/games/hearts-of-iron-iv/clips/lpvRkXu11e_C2egYq?invite=cr-MSwzUDcsNDAzOTY2NTky&v=0 https://medal.tv/games/hearts-of-iron-iv/clips/lpvPXNP3koLTkNtz8?invite=cr-MSxVUWIsNDAzOTY2NTky&v=0 this is to my american player bro,gg man you did well being swiss

[nocturne cedar]

what hoi4 mod is this

looks very well made

[serene inlet]

wdym?

thats vanilla i do have mod on but nothing about ships

thats a dlc

[nocturne cedar]

what mod are you using

[nocturne cedar]

no

[serene inlet]

its not a mod

[nocturne cedar]

thats not vanilla

its a mod

[serene inlet]

you mean the ship designer?

[nocturne cedar]

this is vanilla

i see you also got some map mods huh

tell me what mods r u using

[serene inlet]

ohh for my map?

[nocturne cedar]

yeah the text font mods

[random snow]

um

[serene inlet]

alot of people dislike it, name is gfx map or something

personally i find it cool

[nocturne cedar]

what abt the mod for the ship

[serene inlet]

ships are unmodded

the ship designer is a dlc

shpp is a special project aswell

[nocturne cedar]

whats the mod

i have all of the dlcs

its not that

[charred lake]

(I already bombed Nagasaki)

[serene inlet]

if u dont have the ship designer u dont have the dlcs

[charred lake]

should lead to japanese surrender

[nocturne cedar]

there IS no ship designer

[split bane]

I could probably count the pixels in the picture

[fair horizon]

i dont build them personally, kind of a waste imo

[split bane]

But I'm not going to

[fair horizon]

bro turn on man the guns

[serene inlet]

look at this monster tho

only like twice the cost of a heavy battleship for 3 times the heavy attack

thats one hell of an investment

[nocturne cedar]

lemme indtall this mod

[fair horizon]

historical heavy cruiser

light guns

[nocturne cedar]

thx for enjoying the wuality of my pictures

[fair horizon]

19k cost 💀

[serene inlet]

trust the process

[fair horizon]

bro you can crank out 4 battleships for that price

[serene inlet]

3 at most

[nocturne cedar]

50 cheap destroyers > ur crap

[fair horizon]

i hate destroyers and i agree with this

[serene inlet]

see

look how

big

[fair horizon]

take off the other 2 guns tf

[serene inlet]

true

still

the return on investment will still be postiive

ic wise

[nocturne cedar]

you hate fun. I love spamming cheap destroyers

[serene inlet]

less than 3 times the cost for 3 times the heavy attack

not to talk about the armor

[fair horizon]

carriers outdo battleships anyway so

[serene inlet]

i'm making both buddy

[fair horizon]

like id take a 1940 carrier over a shbb ngl

[serene inlet]

i alr have like 4 carriers

im trying to annihilate the japanese navy to the ground

its only 38

[fair horizon]

you can do that with the default usa navy ngl

tbh not even sure why you're building a shbb as the usa

[serene inlet]

except thats not fun

[serene inlet]

cuz its cool

[fair horizon]

you start with plenty of capitals

fair enough

good answer

[serene inlet]

i mean doesnt it look cool

[fair horizon]

the montana class 🥀

never happened

the only state to not have a bb named after it

[serene inlet]

🤤

[fair horizon]

fart

[serene inlet]

fart

[fair horizon]

also cheater mod

smh

[serene inlet]

what!

how am i cheating

[fair horizon]

more than 5 dockyards for a capital

cheating

[serene inlet]

oh yeah its prob one of my mods

if that wasnt possible

i'd make 4 different ones

at once

id

c

[fair horizon]

yeah i kinda wish it was vanilla that let you do that but its not unfortunately

[charred lake]

end of the world, i think ima stop playing ts world now

[nocturne cedar]

https://tenor.com/view/homer-simpson-heart-attack-the-simpsons-gif-17872463

80 IRON PER SHIP????

[serene inlet]

i had to trade 150 chromium with turkey

good thing usa's industry is cracked

[nocturne cedar]

bro’s economy turned into dudt

dust*

[serene inlet]

ru sure about that

[nocturne cedar]

weak

as united south america i had over 500 civs

[serene inlet]

except its 38 bro

[nocturne cedar]

38?

[quasi shoal]

Nope

[quasi shoal]

I got 900 as communist germany

[dusky burrow]

Yep that's a nice one

[sharp sierra]

i got 1 million billion with the console command

[atomic grove]

does king edward 8th abdicate if his popularity gets too low?

[simple nebula]

i suck at this game man

[misty fossil]

dont we all

[eternal aspen]

genuinely lost my ability to read maps tryna do this

these are supposed to be the southern-most states

i might need to take a break for a minute ngl

[sharp sierra]

💀

[hoary mortar]

[heavy vigil]

You know you have to redo state modding after every major update right?

(pain)

[eternal aspen]

most

the new dlc is gonna be fun

there isn't an easier way i could go about this, is there?

[craggy trail]

This has certainly been some game.

[serene inlet]

😍

[marsh ravine]

gurl became greater aussa

[eternal aspen]

based Poland Borders

[tulip thorn]

[fickle thicket]

peak usa gameplay here folks

pure cinema

[verbal bramble]

any of you use mechanized?

i really like mechanzied

[marsh ravine]

yes

its extremely good defensively

but often overkill in sp

and its also just better than motorsied

0 reason to every use motorised when cav and mech exist

[verbal bramble]

ive been using it offensively, funnily enough

[marsh ravine]

u use it in tanks ofc

[verbal bramble]

i just dont have enough mechanized to fully cover soviet front

[marsh ravine]

but pure mech divs

[verbal bramble]

which is unfortunate

[marsh ravine]

r very good defensively

well it is v expensive

overkill for ai

but against players it can be v good

[verbal bramble]

yeah thats true

i should make a tank mech playthrough

[quasi shoal]

I broke 1000 mils on communist germany

1946, but i have tons of unintegrated puplets

[quasi shoal]

Speed if you're too broke for tanks

[tropic lance]

is this the rural china warlord experience

(these guys don't even have guns)

[craggy trail]

@eternal aspen

[marsh ravine]

become spnaish

[craggy trail]

That's all the Poland achievements I need. Took 6 tries for this achievement

This was not 30 minutes...

[craggy trail]

I could do Spain at another time, but I kind of want to get through Macau my day before the release

[marsh ravine]

fair

[abstract wolf]

Mannn screw the Alamo

[marsh ravine]

i meant request the occupied spain tho 😭

[craggy trail]

I think being ethiopia is enough

[quasi shoal]

Holy shit the us is losing to one tank army and 2 mechanized armies lol

And they supposed to have 204-425 divisions

I also have 0 planes on them

[quasi shoal]

And i'm battle planning 😭

[tulip thorn]

Go ahead, Macau my day

[quasi shoal]

They capped

[dusky burrow]

nice

[quasi shoal]

Do i fight japan

[dusky burrow]

if you're germany then it's easy

[quasi shoal]

I don't wanna naval invade tho 😮‍💨

I'll do ts tommorow, i'm going to sleep

[dusky burrow]

Sure

naval invasions take preparation, so make sure to take care

[misty fossil]

mech is trash

use 14/4

i puked thinking of that word

[mild plaza]

Mech isn't trash wdym

[misty fossil]

waste of ic

better use that on artillery instead

soft attack is king

https://tenor.com/view/manul-gif-17427128131943616943

[mild plaza]

Artilerry is an even bigger waste. Low strength so you're losing way more equipment

[misty fossil]

it says gullible on the ceiling....

[marsh ravine]

https://tenor.com/view/anime-rage-bait-rage-ragebait-jojo's-bizarre-adventure-gif-6165949868010589137

[tulip thorn]

https://tenor.com/view/ragebait-rage-bait-lol-lmao-gif-3554026694133497645

But its true

Artillery is better

[slim nexus]

I never seen this

[night vortex]

Hey

[night vortex]

U are good

[fickle thicket]

yuh

also known as console commands

[night vortex]

Oh wow

I never used console commands

I suffer w trying till i am successful

I did communism portugal and did for the 5th time till i conquered spain

But i am not good in building army

• i don’t have much dlcs

So for me if i conquer any country that’s successful for me^^

[marsh ravine]

big brazil

[valid solar]

@young karma

[mild plaza]

Ah yes. "Brazil" aka uruguay

[dire oyster]

why are you on civ economy..

[trim pike]

Since when did you promote the no arty meta

[mild plaza]

For a while now

[safe wing]

Line arty is ass

Tanks Cas and mass mob are better

[kind vale]

When's the dlc set to come out?

What

[hot patrol]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/724943683996352562/1074371491120021564/FB_IMG_1675237873369.gif

[hot patrol]

22nd november

around there

[kind vale]

https://tenor.com/view/trump-based-b2-f-22-f22-usa-gif-12121170681533726189

[hot patrol]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1295156841483079681/1407758551807557724/attachment.gif

[kind vale]

https://tenor.com/view/kermit-gif-19730757

[hot patrol]

https://tenor.com/view/slugs-salt-speech-bubble-discord-slug-gif-25831500

[honest vale]

is there no Halloween sale for the dlc’s guys…?😭

[tulip thorn]

https://tenor.com/view/shrug-idk-dexter-innocent-gif-10412116

[rose prawn]

Bulgaria where bulgarians are minority on their own country

[night vortex]

Stop bullying my country wow

[gentle briar]

Poland is not ready for this

[tulip thorn]

Poland will solo you trust

[gentle briar]

i may have like 100 nuclear reactors but poland is good trust

what are the best propaganda posters?

[vital mural]

what the hell

[untold prawn]

mao was handsome

[fair horizon]

i hate it

its aura mocks me

[fair horizon]

love mechanized, love amtracs

[safe wing]

Its Mao in 1936

[vital mural]

its actually 1944 but

[gentle briar]

how much more do i need to beat saudi? I need to know

does anyone know if its enough?

[fair horizon]

fighting whoever owns those lands where they actually have cores

if you take them out you take their lands so

say germany vs britian, you take out the home island and boom you own africa

[gentle briar]

how do i naval invade uk or do i paratroop?

[fair horizon]

blow up the royal navy and then naval invade multiple ports at once

[umbral agate]

is this a good mp tank?

[fair horizon]

idk might need a couple thousand more just incase

[gentle briar]

ok i will nuke the rest of their land

[umbral agate]

allah will save them

you will prob lose cuz of that]

[gentle briar]

ok i will see

[cedar lance]

2 weeks left till the NEW hoi4 dlc expansion releases

[safe wing]

What about the Crimean Tartars and central asian peoples and the great purge

[gentle briar]

what is ai thinking bro

they attacked me

[sudden thistle]

Yeah

[umbral agate]

im germany rn

im playing sheeps mod

[sudden thistle]

I know

[umbral agate]

i put on super france

[sudden thistle]

Ok

[umbral agate]

im so cooked

[cedar lance]

hello yalls

[gentle briar]

ello

[sudden thistle]

It still the AI

so ur fine

[gentle briar]

if yugoslavia is guarranteed by uk and france and THEY declare war on me will allies also do that?

[umbral agate]

the ai is smart tho

[cedar lance]

who here is waiting for this NEW Hoi4 dlc expansion to release on the 20th of november?

[umbral agate]

no

[gentle briar]

phew

[cedar lance]

ey someone pls respond answer

[gentle briar]

im broke so no

[cedar lance]

alr

i get to spend 50 euros per 1 time per 1 month

[fading elk]

So I was wondering about man the guns or how it’s supposed to be integrated into vanilla

Is it already free or will it be made free when NCNS comes out

[sudden thistle]

It’s still an AI

[umbral agate]

fair but they have very good tanks and air

[sudden thistle]

How many tanks did u get at Danzig

[grizzled yarrow]

Yall

[eternal palm]

why no radio

and why torsion bar

[grizzled yarrow]

I saw someone invade the uk as soviet union in like 1937 how do i get naval superiority to do dat

[eternal palm]

are u doing safari

[umbral agate]

if i remove torion

[safe wing]

Can’t believe one of the moderators is a trotskiest

[umbral agate]

i would have

2% reliability

[safe wing]

Just ew

[eternal palm]

so what

[umbral agate]

i believe u dont need reliability

[eternal palm]

rel is a fake stat

[umbral agate]

but even i know 2 is too low

[eternal palm]

unless ur going to africa

[umbral agate]

also i forgot radio

[eternal palm]

nah you can get to 0% in europe

[grizzled yarrow]

Twin

I tried ur strat for like industry

[eternal palm]

Spam empty battleships for a year or just get lucky idk

[safe wing]

The Scipii go to Africa in Rome total war though

[eternal palm]

Who are u?

[grizzled yarrow]

Only got 258 factories

[sudden thistle]

Sovs?

[safe wing]

And Carthage and Egypt are richer than Gaul and Britannia

[eternal palm]

What did u do for 3rd fyp and foreign experts?

[grizzled yarrow]

Uh the guy that asked how u got 500 factories before barb

[eternal palm]

Did u go war eco in 36

[copper sluice]

carrier what

[grizzled yarrow]

Yes

[eternal palm]

Oh thats not a thing anyhow cuz 30% of that is civs

[safe wing]

Kamikazes

[eternal palm]

Factory count doesnt matter too much, but like above 300 is good

[grizzled yarrow]

Ye

[eternal palm]

If u get 500 factories you civ greeded to hell and dont have any production

[sudden thistle]

https://tenor.com/view/banzai-hachimaki-gif-20023547

[eternal palm]

cuz surprise mil count doesnt matter if you only have been building them for a year

[grizzled yarrow]

My army managed to push all the way to netherlands tho

[eternal palm]

OK what else

[grizzled yarrow]

Without lessons of war

[eternal palm]

Like I need to know

[safe wing]

I’m gonna do another Tsar run

[grizzled yarrow]

I got the third five year plan foreign experts thing

[sudden thistle]

Since I’m guessing u used normal AI that’s normal

[grizzled yarrow]

I took romania and turkey

[eternal palm]

What side of 3rd fyp did u do

[eternal palm]

I already see a problem

[safe wing]

Mills in Siberia day one as the Tsar right?

[eternal palm]

what was your stability like

[grizzled yarrow]

The right one

Military one

[eternal palm]

Doesnt matter, build infra

[grizzled yarrow]

Like 40-50%

[eternal palm]

the cw ends in 6 months

[eternal palm]

Yea it should be 100% in 36

[safe wing]

I’ve done it in 5

[eternal palm]

first pp pick is improv workers

[eternal palm]

See no need for mils then

[eternal palm]

Yea stab is like insane for eco

[grizzled yarrow]

So i focus on stab?

[safe wing]

True

[eternal palm]

if u have low stab ur eco just sucks

[eternal palm]

Kinda

[grizzled yarrow]

Alrrrr

[copper sluice]

I wish I had 3 people to play nordic countries with

[eternal palm]

Like first pp pick is improv workers and your 2nd to 5th focus should be internal affairs, agitprop and new soviet woman

[safe wing]

And by infrastructure you include railways too right

[eternal palm]

uh no?

Infra is infra

rails is rails

[copper sluice]

its 4 people nvm

[eternal palm]

Why would u build rails in 36 lol

[safe wing]

Yes Ik

[grizzled yarrow]

I mean my army wasnt too bad since i had 300 divisions but not what i rlly expected (i had to stop training troops cuz i needed 80k inf eq for reinforcements)

[eternal palm]

Then why do you ask 💀

[safe wing]

Because my capital is in Chita

[safe wing]

Just double checking

[eternal palm]

doesnt matter? Just snake them to death

[grizzled yarrow]

I usually get captain of industry

[eternal palm]

Eh you only keep him for around 9 months

[safe wing]

I like being a little extra prepared

[eternal palm]

I'd say not worth

[grizzled yarrow]

Alr

[eternal palm]

It will really have no impact on your performance

Like ur supply wont matter if you're snaking with 2w cav

[eternal palm]

🥱

[grizzled yarrow]

This the tank divisions i usually use now

[safe wing]

Oh dear god

[eternal palm]

Man arty only memes in the big 25?

[grizzled yarrow]

Fu wrong one 😭

[eternal palm]

Yea thanks for copying my screenshot

[safe wing]

I’m only going to make flame tanks and super heavies for memes in my run

[copper sluice]

do I need to put the carrier airplanes on an airfield or will the carriers take them out of storage when they are done

[grizzled yarrow]

Dis one

[eternal palm]

The other one was literally better 😭

This is ass wtf

Look at the stat difference

[grizzled yarrow]

Mmmmmmm

[eternal palm]

You need to deploy the planes into the carrier

the carrier acts like an air field for deployment

[grizzled yarrow]

Is that basic medium tank? 😭

[eternal palm]

Yea

cuz chassis doesnt matter

Like it just adds rel and armor

2 nothing burger stats

[grizzled yarrow]

I see

[kind vale]

How long can you hold off 9/11 in MD?

[safe wing]

Never use 9/1’s

9/0s are better

[grizzled yarrow]

Lowk gon try to take brittain early on so then i have europe in my hands

[safe wing]

Or anything from 16-20 width

[kind vale]

What..... im playing a mod. I meant September 11th

[eternal palm]

the later is rather ass, dont use 20w just in general

💀

[safe wing]

As holding infantry

[sudden thistle]

That’s not what he asked

[grizzled yarrow]

16w so goated

[eternal palm]

thats...
Not what he was talking about

[sudden thistle]

Bro

[eternal palm]

[sudden thistle]

💀

[safe wing]

I misread because 9/1s are a template

[kind vale]

Idek what a 9/11 is

[severe fossil]

why is it auto saving so much 😭

[grizzled yarrow]

Js set it so it auto saves less

Like every 2 years or sum

[eternal palm]

Get better harddrive or dont play in ironman

[eternal palm]

Doesnt work in ironman

[copper sluice]

why is the uk always such an ass

[grizzled yarrow]

Tru

[safe wing]

9 infantry battalions and a single artillery battalion is 9/1

[grizzled yarrow]

Kill the uk

[severe fossil]

get better hard drive 💔

[kind vale]

I did not ask for an explanation

😭

[safe wing]

Also I wouldn’t bring up anything post 1945

[sudden thistle]

Ask in the MD server

[severe fossil]

still… every thirty seconds is mad

[kind vale]

Can I get the link to it..m

[safe wing]

@eternal palm

IK its ass

My meme making skills are pretty bad

[severe fossil]

bruh it’s literally auto saving every 6 seconds wtf

[eternal palm]

Nah this fire

[quiet vessel]

going to a halloween party with no costume wtf do i do

[safe wing]

Do what Calvin did in that comic strip

Say your costume is a human

[valid prairie]

any way to cheese naval landings?

[umbral agate]

how am i supposed to break through this bro

[eternal palm]

Maybe with more than 4 tanks?

Do u have air?

[umbral agate]

no

and i have 7 tanks

[mild plaza]

What year are you in?

[umbral agate]

1939

wait no

mid 1940

[eternal palm]

And ur telling me u can't break Belgium 💀

What's your air like

[umbral agate]

its sheeps

[eternal palm]

Yea no surprise tjen

[eternal palm]

I can see that

U need 2 mot aa in your tanks

[quiet vessel]

are space marines still good in singleplayer

if so can i have a template

[eternal palm]

Eh they're fine

[eternal palm]

Literally just add 1 heavy tank to your regular inf

[solid schooner]

hi

is naval really that hard

i only know how to use convoys lol

[limber wigeon]

Soviet Romania is fascist

[silk walrus]

Not really

Fairly steep learning curve but that comes with hoi4 mechanics

[solid schooner]

well i gotta watch more navy tutorials then

since its the only thing i dont know much right now

[snow rain]

Check the pins in #ask-for-help-here there are some there

[zealous stone]

Pararop order

paradrop

[snow rain]

With what air ?

[umbral agate]

dude

[zealous stone]

Is this AI or multi

[umbral agate]

i have 30 fighters

sheeops mod so basically mp

[zealous stone]

Its joever man

Air is king

[umbral agate]

and sov is justifying

[safe wing]

Romania switching sides as always (nice pfp btw makes me nostalgic)

[limber wigeon]

Haha glad you noticed

[safe wing]

2003 Grievous was the best one

[sudden thistle]

Do u have 4 tanks with that little air

[umbral agate]

i have 13

i have a stockpile tho

1k

[solid schooner]

i love this mod

[zealous stone]

I've never seen this event before, does the AI automatically send this out when germany's navy gets too strong or is it automatic

[eternal palm]

USA gets a decision to enforce naval treaties

[zealous stone]

I see

Theres litteraly no downside to just saying no

[eternal palm]

There is

Don't they get a wargoal?

[zealous stone]

They dont

[eternal palm]

AI does sometimes use it

[eternal palm]

Huh what

[safe wing]

I thought the UK did too

[eternal palm]

Both of them do

[safe wing]

Ye ik

[zealous stone]

The only downside I've experienced was them getting upset and gurantee'ing nations I had wargoals on

[mighty basalt]

.

[zealous stone]

They do against countries that already participated in the naval treaties

[safe wing]

Happened to me as Imperial Germany

[safe wing]

Hey Somtea

[zealous stone]

I just never bothered going down that route

[mighty basalt]

Hello

[sick vector]

any suggestions for russian balkanization post barbarosa german victory
want to make TNO warlords in russia and play as far eastern republic and larp a bit

[zealous stone]

Holy TNO russia

[sick vector]

yes

i got the tool pack

[safe wing]

We’ve met its just I’m using a different username and pfp thanks too my premium perks

[sick vector]

it needs more warlord states

[zealous stone]

https://tenor.com/view/jgmm-cat-meme-ragebait-cat-think-cat-ponder-gif-7034802297606826390

[sick vector]

but don't know what to make there.

[safe wing]

So you’re gonna play as the Balkanized mess you created

[sick vector]

i can add vlaslov

[sick vector]

yes

and bring democracy to russia and all slavic people

[safe wing]

NGL sounds fun

[sick vector]

exactly

[zealous stone]

Sounds like torture

[copper sluice]

spend 9 years chilling as sweden and then lost to denmark 😔

[mighty basalt]

Have we? I have met so many people and played so many hoi4 games i can't remember everyone

[sick vector]

So any funny warlords to add to the mix

[safe wing]

Big Al

Thats who I was

[mighty basalt]

Was i playing as Brazil that time

[sick vector]

i can add omsk

[safe wing]

I can’t remember

[sick vector]

and do a great trial

[mighty basalt]

Surprised someone remembers me in this server. How did you know it was me

I hadn't joined a game in months due to work

[safe wing]

I have a strong memory

[junior oyster]

can i get a drumroll please

🥁

border gore

[eternal palm]

Dafuq is this 💀

Bro didn't even get yugo

[mighty basalt]

ive done worse

[solid schooner]

what a map

[mighty basalt]

bored so i decolonized every country and broke them up as small as possible to allow the max amount of nations

was hard ngl

ended up taking this long

[eternal palm]

....did you leave ur game open for this long 💀

No way you played 1 campaign for a total of 91 hours

[mighty basalt]

played every second i could

[eternal palm]

So it's closer to 20 hours

[mighty basalt]

had 5 days off so i grinded as far as i could

i slept 8 hours each day and also did other things but i would let the game run as i did it to simulate realizm

its risky but i had fun

wouldnt recomment if employed

[rain loom]

oh no its time

it was inevitavle

[mighty basalt]

i did one playing for over 26 hours in a row

this was the result

[eternal palm]

How do u take 26 hours to get to 1948?

Seems very slow

[mighty basalt]

dont ask i am mortified for keeping it at 2 speed to keep my pc from crashing

[eternal palm]

Oh I see the division count 💀

[eternal palm]

Toaster?

[mighty basalt]

the more divisions that are created in the game the more strain it puts on my pc

[eternal palm]

I know, but how does that put your pc at risk?

Is it that old?

Cuz I'm pretty sure the game will crash before your pc does

[mighty basalt]

gaming laptop

acer

[eternal palm]

Specs?

[mighty basalt]

2022 specs

[eternal palm]

Specifics?

Can't do a lot with the year

Just go into task manager and check

[mighty basalt]

look up acer n i tro 5 gaming laptop.

the word is sensored so i had to type it like that

[eternal palm]

Fking fine. Alr it's not old. So even with a morbillion divs I'm sure hoi4 would crash before your pc gets fried

Unless your cooling is broken or smth

[mighty basalt]

it is now XD

[eternal palm]

Well shit

[mighty basalt]

my brother had the same pc and his died last year

[austere basin]

Lol

[mighty basalt]

how mine isnt dead is a suprise

[mighty basalt]

what mod

[eternal palm]

Ye the specs are aight

[tiny iris]

Hello my iron hearted friends

[eternal palm]

R7 is pretty good actually

[solid schooner]

how do i core provinces

anyone?

[austere basin]

Forgot name but it's for added reichskommisariats

[eternal palm]

U don't manually. You get focuses or decisions

[solid schooner]

oh

thank you

[trim pike]

Holy

[eternal palm]

💀

Yea expected

[trim pike]

What app is that btw

[mighty basalt]

this is normal

now

[eternal palm]

Gaming laptops are ass

[austere basin]

I hate using discord pc

[trim pike]

Get a pc instead

[eternal palm]

Skill issue

[trim pike]

With the proper cooling and maintenance and all that

[solid schooner]

my gaming laptop is fine tho

[eternal palm]

Say that to them not Me kek

[solid schooner]

its an acer

[eternal palm]

I'm an avid gaming laptop hater

[tiny iris]

There are gaming laptops?

[trim pike]

ikik

[solid schooner]

yes

[safe wing]

If my dad wasn’t a cheepskate I would have a pc

[eternal palm]

Yes? Are you living under a rock?

[trim pike]

Just saying

[solid schooner]

alot actually

acer is an example

[eternal palm]

Maybe don't blame your parents for that 💀

[safe wing]

I have money he is just unwilling to call his friend who is a bum to build a pc for me

[tiny iris]

Laptops are usually not made for gaming. Atleast from my experience. I used to own a laptop before I got my PC. It could not handle games AT ALL.

[toxic cypress]

💀

[trim pike]

None of that

[safe wing]

I gave him 500$ and he wants me to learn how to build a pc with his friend

[solid schooner]

was it a macbook

[trim pike]

No political figures

[tiny iris]

No idea

[safe wing]

When it doesn’t even materialize

[solid schooner]

understandable

[eternal palm]

Some of them are?

[safe wing]

I hate my dad he is basically incredibly stupid

[tiny iris]

I doubt they are good tho

[solid schooner]

well mine too

[toxic cypress]

https://tenor.com/view/doakes-dexter-doakes-meme-dexter-doakes-sergeant-doakes-gif-11042015775056095337

[eternal palm]

Like dafuq. A laptop can have a graphics card. Who are you to tell me what you can game on

[safe wing]

He loves me yes but he is a relic from a different time

[eternal palm]

No they are utter dog shit

But it's a thing that people buy

[safe wing]

and I keep having to remind him its not the 1980s or 90s anymore

[tiny iris]

You can game on a phone too, but I am saying I am not used to a laptop being suited for gaming.

[eternal palm]

Unless they are? There are some good ones with good specs.

[tiny iris]

Dafuq? Like Dafuq boom?

[eternal palm]

I still don't like them but they are usable

[mighty basalt]

it keeps getting worse

[eternal palm]

Bro are you fking dense

[safe wing]

Okay maybe I was a bit too hard he is a mixed bag

[eternal palm]

Jfc

[tiny iris]

He is the creator of Skibidi Toilet.

[safe wing]

In hoi4 terms time to demand the Sudaten land from him as I’m getting sick of my laptop

Sorry I’m just pissed as I can’t stand my laptop

[solid schooner]

my dad forces me to socialize

[eternal palm]

Get a job.

[solid schooner]

though not that usual

[safe wing]

I already have one

Like an actual decent paying one

[north spoke]

Job and hoi4 is like water and electricity

Big no no

[safe wing]

Its just my dad is incredibly lazy and micromanaging

[eternal palm]

So why are u blaming your dad for your lack of a pc again?

[safe wing]

Because he took 500 dollars from me

[eternal palm]

See that's where your wrong kid

[eternal palm]

See that's awful

[tiny iris]

That's good ain't it, its unhealthy to sit in your room with no friends or anything.

[eternal palm]

Your dad is an ass

[safe wing]

Gave it to a crackhead for a friend

[eternal palm]

Well depends on if you want to or not

[safe wing]

Who said he would build me a pc but didn’t

[eternal palm]

I'd say it should still be your choice lol?

[eternal palm]

Woooow

Yea thats awful

[safe wing]

TBCH me and my dad have been on not so good terms since 2015

[tiny iris]

Well, I also feel like its his father's job to try to get his son involved in activities and make friends.

[safe wing]

Because I felt like he threw me under the bus

[tiny iris]

Depends on how old btw. If he's 18 or above, then I understand.

[safe wing]

The problem is he wants me to live life like he did

Which was 40 years ago

[tiny iris]

Well, he lived in the 80s 70s right? Its kinda difficult.

[eternal palm]

Oh jesus christ please don't trauma dump in a server with 100k people

[safe wing]

Exactly

[eternal palm]

We can gladly take it to dms if you need to talk

[safe wing]

true but I feel like I have rehashed it enough with many other people irl and on discord

[toxic cypress]

god dam

how old is your dad

[eternal palm]

Then all good alr. Just didn't want you to share personal stuff etc on here

[safe wing]

Almost 60

[eternal palm]

Wrong place imo

[toxic cypress]

its really wierd seeing people with old parents

[eternal palm]

Ha mines older

[toxic cypress]

my parents r young

[safe wing]

Fair and thanks for the advice

[tiny iris]

I am gonna be honest, I have autism and social anxiety, I hate talking to people and I don't want friends but I still understand when my family tells me to join activities and such, I understand they care about me but its like, some people just don't want to be around others.

[eternal palm]

Well if your dad has kids at 48, it's quite cool. Old parents are dope. They don't give a shit and are so chill

[toxic cypress]

he has a kid at 40

he had me at 24 and my little sis at 40

[eternal palm]

My dad was 48

[eternal palm]

Jesus

[toxic cypress]

im not even the oldest

[eternal palm]

Christ

[toxic cypress]

its not bad doe

my dads really nice

very supportive

[safe wing]

Mine had me at 35

[sudden thistle]

My parents had me at like 39 years old

Idk why they waited so long

[toxic cypress]

that aint so bad

one girl i knew had 80 year old dad

[safe wing]

He means well but is incapable of adapting

[toxic cypress]

mom also old

and a guy i knew had 2 80 year old parents

[sudden thistle]

Crazy

Better late than never ahh

[toxic cypress]

fr

[safe wing]

Was she adopted

[eternal palm]

Why u hanging with 50 year old dudes

[toxic cypress]

he is 17

[toxic cypress]

no

[eternal palm]

Better late than never 💀

[toxic cypress]

i am 17

[eternal palm]

Having kids at 63 is crazy

[toxic cypress]

ikr

[toxic cypress]

the mom is slightly younger

late 70s

near 80s

he never confirmed

dont feel like pushing either

wierd to ask

[bright arrow]

Imagine going to college but you cant cuz you have to take care of your elderly parents

[eternal palm]

That can't be right

[eternal palm]

That's actually something I worried about

[toxic cypress]

he is youngest kid

he will be fine

plus he moving out

his parents abusive

good guy

he has experienced alot of life for a 17 year old

[woven ravine]

My game keeps crashing whenever I try to play the 1944 Downfall mod. Does anybody have any solutions in mind?

[toxic cypress]

dont play the 1944 downfall mod

or

revert version

[eternal palm]

Ye mod is outdated, revert to the version its currently at

[safe wing]

It’s outdated don’t play it or just revert

[woven ravine]

Yep, managed to fix it now

[scenic spade]

is there a way to create your own focus trees

[quiet vessel]

do people just not do anything but message on this server

[scenic spade]

like a website

[quiet vessel]

it's honestly sad to see people in here ALL day

[eternal palm]

Modding.

[scenic spade]

not in the game

[eternal palm]

0/10 ragebait try again

[scenic spade]

like for shits and giggles

[eternal palm]

Modding.

[scenic spade]

can you mod

[eternal palm]

Absolutely not

I barely understand math

Coding is beyond me

[inner jewel]

Otto Strasser / Erich Raeder world conquest :)

[safe wing]

I can but barely

I will have to watch a guide on the internet to 1:1 it

[scenic spade]

then why is someone doing a non agression pact to you then

[safe wing]

I’m not good with hoi4

I did Rome total war

[quiet vessel]

im not lying

its not ragebait it's true

i'm worried these people don't have lives

in the peace deal yeah

not immediately i don't think

[rose parcel]

impending totally legit yugoslavia world conquest

[quiet vessel]

you might need some anti air

[rose parcel]

shit forgot

[quiet vessel]

how

[inner jewel]

Enemy airforce is so cooked 🔥🔥🔥

[rose parcel]

World airforce conquest

[toxic sapphire]

how long will this take (i have no prtscr and I cant screenshot bc it goes out of hoi4)

[eternal palm]

Bro u can just manually click from port to port

you dont have to naval invade yourself

[toxic sapphire]

im new and i fixed it

[eternal palm]

Hence why I'm telling u

[toxic sapphire]

THANK YOU SO MUC

where did my grand battle plan expert go?

[opal nymph]

You did Ribbentrop, did you

You fired him because he was a doomer

[toxic sapphire]

wdym

[opal nymph]

Thought Germany wasn't ready enough yet for a war

Doing the focus for Ribbentrop fires 3 of your generals

[toxic sapphire]

should I build extra supply for kaliningrad?

[opal nymph]

And then as advisors

No need

[willow plume]

0.8 org is insane

[toxic sapphire]

its on red even when motirzed

[opal nymph]

You usually link up with it in 2 days

[willow plume]

They'll lose a battle if the enemy even looks their way

[toxic sapphire]

how many panzers should I use to take danzig?

[crystal marsh]

who wins

axis or eu

[rose parcel]

lets just hope in the millisecond its in battle 5000 planes are grounded

[opal nymph]

Well, depends on what your panzer divisions are

[toxic sapphire]

bro formed the Franco British union

[toxic sapphire]

im using basic ones rn

[opal nymph]

If it is the base template, you are going to struggle

[toxic sapphire]

the panzer

[opal nymph]

Well

[willow plume]

The entire enemy airforce will just be annihilated

[crystal marsh]

no?

its impossible to get france into the eu before they join the allies as the netherlands

its only possible as belgium or austria

although im not sure about austria

[fair horizon]

whens the next dlc release?

[fair horizon]

all your attack divisions should attack tbh

[limber wigeon]

Gooooodbye royal navy

[fair horizon]

tell me you didnt kill ark royal

[limber wigeon]

Ark Royal survived sadly

[fair horizon]

oh good

[limber wigeon]

nuh uh

[fair horizon]

dont kill her she can be a war trophy 😭

[limber wigeon]

Too late

[fair horizon]

noooo 😭

[toxic sapphire]

mind sharing a useful one

[cobalt imp]

Hot tak soviet union has a better industrial potential than the usa

The amount of factories I am pumping out is crazy

[fair horizon]

alright chat guatemala or honduras?

[safe wing]

Its not a hot take

Its because the USSR is newer

[fair horizon]

im gonna tell uncle sam on you charlie

[toxic sapphire]

share me a temp for taking danzig or i will viciously send you on the soviet frontlines

[cobalt imp]

share a what

[toxic sapphire]

panzer temp

[cobalt imp]

oh

[abstract wolf]

I’m fairly new to the game so I don’t know that much about the economy options

[cobalt imp]

im kinda ass but i think this is good

high reliability because i am soviet union

[toxic sapphire]

i said danzig not berlin

[cobalt imp]

wdym

the design works fdor germany too

[last cave]

finally!!

[toxic sapphire]

more soviet than german tho

[cobalt imp]

civilian economy is neutering yourself

it's horrific

[toxic sapphire]

for these badboys

[cobalt imp]

you want to be the other side

so war economy

[cobalt imp]

bro do not use light tanks

[toxic sapphire]

iknow

its really early

im researching mid tanks

bro

why does my discord get stuck so often

[cobalt imp]

i want iraq

[toxic sapphire]

tuff

[cobalt imp]

..

annoying ahh uk

[toxic sapphire]

im getting screen tearing

wth

only on dc

[cobalt imp]

yes my siberian workers

we will nuke new york

[toxic sapphire]

what in za warudo

finally

[cobalt imp]

1940 tech is the best

improved airframe

improved tank

its the best era

[toxic sapphire]

which to choose

for 1940 tech

[cobalt imp]

idk dont have that dlc

i have a million infantry eq

[toxic sapphire]

rate for taking danzig

[cobalt imp]

too small

[toxic sapphire]

add?

[fair horizon]

more tanks more trucks

[cobalt imp]

this is good idk abut the support companies tho

[fair horizon]

make it have a combat width of 36

[cobalt imp]

it works for me atleast

[tulip thorn]

Replace recon with either anti air, or field hospital

[toxic sapphire]

i dont want toomuch equipment craving

[safe wing]

Imperial Germany time

[tulip thorn]

Your division is too bad to do anything

[cobalt imp]

germany has a big enough industry

[safe wing]

3rd largest industry

[cobalt imp]

i make like 6 of those and it works for france and poland

[cobalt imp]

who is 1st and 2nd

[fair horizon]

you dont need half your forces to be tanks just a few tbh

[safe wing]

I’m gonna ally Poland in my game

[fair horizon]

usa first

[safe wing]

USA and USSR respectively

[cobalt imp]

soviet is 1st bro

[toxic sapphire]

better?

[safe wing]

No not at the start

[fair horizon]

much

it will be able to fight and not lose

[cobalt imp]

after ww2 soviet goes wild

[tulip thorn]

Its a start

[safe wing]

That’s only because the USA is outdated

[cobalt imp]

yeah

irl usa was prob stronger

[safe wing]

When the USA gets reworked it will have an insane late game

[safe wing]

Was

[toxic sapphire]

should i add more mot when i get the exp?

[fair horizon]

yeah

[tulip thorn]

yeah

[fair horizon]

make sure you have enough equipment for it

[scenic spade]

nyany tips

any tips

[cobalt imp]

usa was absolutely crazy they made like 4 planes a minute or smt

[safe wing]

Much of the non soviet affiliated allies were using stuff made by us

[scenic spade]

everyone else is my puppet

[toxic sapphire]

which should i prioritize

[safe wing]

2 massive fleets in 2 oceans too

[fair horizon]

just make sure you have a surplus of tanks and trucks

cause if they run out their stats are doodoo

[toxic sapphire]

huh

[fair horizon]

actually the usa fleet wasnt massive at the start of the war, quite a bit smaller than britian and japan

[cobalt imp]

royal navy and us navy were considered equal in 1921

sorry 1930

[safe wing]

Pearl Harbor helped us priortize Aircraft Carriers

[toxic sapphire]

how to fix

[scenic spade]

i havve 77 guns

no divs

[scenic spade]

give it

[cobalt imp]

in reality tho royal navy was better until like 1940-1942

[scenic spade]

a GUN

[eternal palm]

It says exactly what you need to do on the tool tipm

[safe wing]

and we built 150 carriers in 4 years