hoi4-general

[silk fern]

https://tenor.com/view/zoolander-will-ferrell-beautiful-its-beautiful-wonderful-gif-3547414

[hoary mortar]

iu have now

now gn

[trim pike]

Yes

Send me the save i can try

[umbral agate]

its sheeps mod

[trim pike]

Oh

Ehhh

[umbral agate]

my situation is a bit different now

[trim pike]

Hmmm

[umbral agate]

i have alot of civs and misl tho

i was trying to do HRE but i think it wont work cuz im at war

i cant get victoria

[trim pike]

Definitely not impossible

But hmmm

[craggy trail]

McDonalds

[umbral agate]

im not at war with the french faction btw

[visual yew]

Hello

[brittle cypress]

Definitely possible to win

[marsh ravine]

*idk how u lose that

as long as sov dont kill u with inf abttleplan i think ur fine

[tulip thorn]

Yummy I think

Maybe

[warped flint]

Very

just take out france

[umbral agate]

its sheeps mod

[warped flint]

then your pretty much guranteed to win

oh

[umbral agate]

they have heavies

[warped flint]

then probably no

[umbral agate]

alr

idk what countries to play

im so bored

[heavy vigil]

Korea

[fair horizon]

australia

[umbral agate]

ah yes

korea

[umbral agate]

what now

[heavy vigil]

Vietnam?

[heavy vigil]

Play the game

You have a civ, a mil, a dockyard

You can take on the world with that

[fair horizon]

305k manpower? cheater nation

[heavy vigil]

It seems like a lot but you have to remember youre between china and japan

[umbral agate]

yes my 8 guns a day

and 1 sub

[fair horizon]

ez

[umbral agate]

with 1 cg

no construction

[heavy vigil]

You have the generic focus tree so you can get 1942 gun late 39

[fair horizon]

just be happy you get a mil unlike south africa

[heavy vigil]

They start with one

[umbral agate]

fair

[heavy vigil]

Mengkukuo doesnt

[fair horizon]

doesnt it go to britian?

[heavy vigil]

No

You start with a whole mil

[fair horizon]

one whole mil

truly a blessing from the king himself

god save the king

[heavy vigil]

I still remember when lizzie died

[umbral agate]

yo should i do germany vs the world

[heavy vigil]

Theres a mod that lets you do this as any nation

[fair horizon]

she was the one that blessed or w/e the bottle breaking is called HMS Vanguard

[umbral agate]

yes

[heavy vigil]

I think i failed doing it as uruguay cuz i suck

[umbral agate]

im not doing it

[fair horizon]

Shame they scrapped her

[umbral agate]

as tana tuva

or costa rica

i want a decent country

[fair horizon]

colombia

[umbral agate]

the soviets will get their desperate messures

[fair horizon]

colombia is a great country

[umbral agate]

so itll be very hard

[umbral agate]

yes

[fair horizon]

go play it

[umbral agate]

i would but its too strong itd be too easy

[heavy vigil]

Ecuador then

[fair horizon]

uruguay

or cuba

[heavy vigil]

They have a pretty good focus tree tbh

[umbral agate]

wait why do i get to core half of south america

[heavy vigil]

Paraguay is best for early war prep

Cuz you do the civil war path

[fair horizon]

tbf ive never played them

[heavy vigil]

And it gives you a pretty decent unit

[cedar lance]

hello yalls

[heavy vigil]

And more guns

And more manpower

And you can grind your general early

[heavy vigil]

As who?

[umbral agate]

columbia

[fair horizon]

gran colombia?

[heavy vigil]

Peru gets more

[fair horizon]

its not half

[umbral agate]

yes

[heavy vigil]

Peru actually gets like half

[fair horizon]

peru gets both that and the bolivian empire right?

[umbral agate]

oh

wow

[heavy vigil]

Yeah peru bolivia ans bolivar

Probably the best generic tree nation

Funny because its right next to one of the worst starting ones

Bolivia

0.20 pp daily

When doing a focus

200 starting manpower

Same debuffs as dlc nations

You get a kinda cool democratic formable but you need to be democratic

But you do get an advisor which gives more MIO funds

So thats nice

[fair horizon]

if you want something in europe go lithuania

and dont go the polish path

[marsh ravine]

nah u get too much manpower

play ireland

no funni formables

[fair horizon]

being next to germany with no air makes me angry

[marsh ravine]

just make aa?

[fair horizon]

you'll be ground down anyways

[valid prairie]

Best ways to get buffs for tank assault divisions?

[fair horizon]

get flame tanks and military engineering vehicles

rangers

advisors

[limpid field]

No enemy bomber can reach the Ruhr. If one reaches the Ruhr, my name is not Göring. You may call me Meyer

• Hermann Meyer

[kind vale]

What was his race

[limpid field]

human

[kind vale]

Was he german or???

What side

[safe wing]

Good morning

[slim nexus]

Then is not race is just, faction he was fighting in.

[kind vale]

😐

[slim nexus]

While I must say, there weren't so many Black people in the German Reich armies

I wonder why too

Ohh you meant the name of the race where he compete

Mb

[fair horizon]

i think he was a space moth

or mabye a prikkiki

[azure palm]

I just looked at germanys focus tree in my game currently, and at the start they went monarchist, and now they somehow have the standard facist tree???

[slim nexus]

IA cheat

[azure palm]

?

[slim nexus]

If you choose historical it might change it

[azure palm]

But I changed Non-Historical and they are just now doing reorganize the wehrmacht focus. Its 1947. They german tree doesnt have that much content that they just never did that

[grizzled yarrow]

How are u awake this early

[azure palm]

For me its 8:30?

Central European Standard Time

[grizzled yarrow]

Oh yeah

[slim nexus]

I thought you were in 1936

[azure palm]

what time zone are you in?

[grizzled yarrow]

Gmt +3

Or +2 i lowk forgot

[azure palm]

What country? That could narrow it down

[grizzled yarrow]

Romania

[azure palm]

+2

but depends on the time of the year I think

[grizzled yarrow]

Dunno

Kinda sucks the russian empire dosent have that many generals

[azure palm]

One problem with major nations

[grizzled yarrow]

Btw

Should i influence all of siberia or like try to get as close to moscow as possible

Since this is what i did last game

[tepid edge]

you should snake all cities

[grizzled yarrow]

alr

[heavy vigil]

Take railway

Everything that isnt railway doesnt matter

[grizzled yarrow]

kay

[icy crescent]

Blueish Poland junpscare.

[tulip thorn]

Whats more scary, blue poland or green vichy france

[icy crescent]

Damn. Difficult question.

Vichy cannot change their color afterwards.
Poland in theory can get Lithuania.
Therefore Vichy.

[heavy vigil]

Green china

[tulip thorn]

How does this happen

[normal zinc]

Does all-cavalry cossack poland still work? I think i heard it was nerfed a bit some while back.

[urban ivy]

it can work but there are better options

[safe wing]

Good morning Tank

[tulip thorn]

Good morning

https://tenor.com/view/uncle-grandpa-good-morning-good-mornin-guten-morgen-gif-17118187

[fair horizon]

so say i want to use light tanks for some reason, whats a good cost for a light tank?

[eternal palm]

Idk, send design

But it's usually expensive

Like just as expensive as a medium just worse stats

[fair horizon]

yeah thats what i figured

but like is there a cheap design? like id assume main cannon/extra turret and then wheels

[steel summit]

hai hai creep

[eternal palm]

Literal glass cannon

Hungary can do 6 IC howi 2 spg

[steel summit]

remember italy's game yesterday? i capped germany n soviets by early 43

[safe wing]

Do I know you?

wait wrong person

[eternal palm]

Nvm it's 3 IC

[eternal palm]

See, I knew u could do it

Also pls ping

I know I'm gonna see your message regardless cuz no life but pls ping

[fair horizon]

MASSIVE 10 ARMOR

[eternal palm]

I mean, as I said, glass cannon

[fair horizon]

i might have to try that lmao

[sudden thistle]

No air attack 👎

[minor flint]

Could someone explains how Special Force's cap works?

Like is there a ratio of how many SF's I can make compared to my main army

[fading elk]

Truly the end of all wars

[fair horizon]

yes check your army tab in the top right and there should be a number there showing a %

[minor flint]

ah, I never used SFs so I never knew
Tho I plan on actually using them to test out if they really are good

[fair horizon]

very godd

[minor flint]

Wait

Holy shit

Pioneers are in a SF's doctrine tab???

THERE"S A DOCTRINE TAB FOR SFs??

[fair horizon]

yes

[minor flint]

https://tenor.com/view/monkey-confused-gif-15712129875520007531

i've been playing for years dawg

I didn't know that shi was a real thing

I thought it was part of a submod

[sudden thistle]

Bro 🥀

[fair horizon]

arms against tryanny

[minor flint]

dude my casual divisions I literally just infantry with artilley and other support units that I just spam until I have a brick wall

[wise vortex]

Hi guys

I obtain every dlc besides the south american one, the middle eastern and Twilight of The Gods (Götterdämmerung)

Which should i buy

[fair horizon]

sa one

[hazy cave]

Is the give refuge to scientist decision still avaliable if you stop being democratic?

[eternal palm]

Please don't translate the title 💀

[hollow narwhal]

the true union of britain is the fake one 🤣
no focus tree

oh wait what
they got the tree after winning
interesting

unless i read it wrong

[atomic spoke]

what is the best industrial concern for germany

[wise vortex]

Which should I buy

[atomic spoke]

i usualy went with reichwerke since i canceled the mefo bills

[eternal palm]

Gtd

Simple

[eternal palm]

Todt is good

[atomic spoke]

but if i keep the mefo bills what industrial concern should i get

[atomic spoke]

that aint industrial concern

[eternal palm]

Then swap to reichsbahn once u build supply for barb

[eternal palm]

Literally is

Pick Todt he makes a company

5% mil speed

[atomic spoke]

🐒

[eternal palm]

You haven't let todt make his company

[atomic spoke]

he does?

lol

[eternal palm]

Yes

[atomic spoke]

never knew

[wise vortex]

How many hours you'll have?

[eternal palm]

6k

[hazy cave]

Does the refuge to scientist effect remain if you're no lonher democratic?

[eternal palm]

Nope

[wise vortex]

Got 1.2k lol

[eternal palm]

Decision disappears

[atomic spoke]

id aply to become a dew lowk atp

[eternal palm]

Hours mean very little

Also I know Jack about coding

[atomic spoke]

they need user experience

[eternal palm]

🤷‍♂️

That's not how getting a job at a game development studio works

Just cuz you're a fan doesn't make you viable to work there

[slim nexus]

True…

[slim nexus]

Unless they want fans

Some companies hire fans with experience to see if the players would like whatever they’re doing

[hazy cave]

Along with the effects?

[eternal palm]

Yea

[fair horizon]

chat whats your favorite britian path?

[eternal palm]

Churchill

Global defense

[fair horizon]

i prefer king's path

[eternal palm]

Monarchist larper 🥱

[fair horizon]

yeah

[eternal palm]

Tfw Fascist path is literally the same but better

[fair horizon]

it is

but i also like corgies

[worn junco]

i can play as israel or no

my favorite country

[safe wing]

vanilla wise yes but they have no content

its better to play them with mods

plus in vanilla you have to break free of the UK

[tulip thorn]

Monarchism is the best thing in hoi4, change my mind.

[eternal palm]

The larp is real 😭

[tulip thorn]

Monarchist Larp is fun

[eternal palm]

I'm so glad none of you are old enough to vote yet 😭

[tulip thorn]

You sound like someone who does communist larp

[eternal palm]

I don't larp at all

I larp in ck3

As the muslisms

[tulip thorn]

So you dont larp in hoi4

Who doesnt larp in hoi4

[eternal palm]

No I don't

Because its cringe inducing

[eternal palm]

Me I guess

Im here for the tank micro

[tulip thorn]

Yeah ofc it is, your larping in a ww2 grand strategy game

[eternal palm]

To help people, for the competition

[tulip thorn]

You can do both

[tender swift]

NO, embrace battleplan 🗣️

[eternal palm]

No you see, people with a certain interest in the 20th century have a 50% increased chance of never having read an actual history book

[tulip thorn]

Battle planning 💔 🥀

[tender swift]

Problem? :)

[eternal palm]

Embrace battleplan 🗣️

[eternal palm]

They don't know 😔

[marsh ravine]

Just micro inf like tanks tbh

If u like tank micro

[eternal palm]

Lol

[marsh ravine]

Battleplan and then micro over it

[tulip thorn]

Exactly

Micro my beloved

[marsh ravine]

Like a fockin sigma

[eternal palm]

🥱

[tender swift]

Who needs micro when you just battleplan

[eternal palm]

Me click button

Me go to sleep

[tulip thorn]

Battleplan sucks

[eternal palm]

😴

[tulip thorn]

Micro is king

[eternal palm]

U suck

[tulip thorn]

I know :(

[tender swift]

me sleep

[marsh ravine]

Why is Italy pink.

[tulip thorn]

+850k casualties

[eternal palm]

Don't ask

[tender swift]

bogs :(

[eternal palm]

Who gives a fk

If u win u win

[tulip thorn]

I do

[marsh ravine]

I love when uk and Italy r same colour

[eternal palm]

Also 850k is a low ball

[marsh ravine]

I'm gonna battleplan u in nonhist nodisc

[tender swift]

idc

[eternal palm]

This is a threat

[tulip thorn]

💔

[tender swift]

You can only see UK in Azores rn 😂

[marsh ravine]

Oh they're red

But still pink Italy when neither Hungary or bulgaria r green is a warcrime

[sour geyser]

Alright, thanks a lot.

[worn junco]

thanks

respect israel.

[echo flume]

Israel dlc confirmed in 2099

[tulip thorn]

Generous

2199

[safe wing]

nah it will be 2699

[tulip thorn]

3000?

[safe wing]

maybe

[tulip thorn]

Coming 3000 for only $29.99

[safe wing]

right after the 15th USA rework

[eternal palm]

Dlc for hoi76

[safe wing]

which adds a single focus to the USA

[tulip thorn]

By the year 3000 we will have hoi9 tops

Paradox dont work fast enough for hoi76

[safe wing]

only for $34.99

[eternal palm]

Fk off

[marsh ravine]

Nah think it'll be hoi67

[marsh ravine]

No

[eternal palm]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1225597737681031282/1384544737696026736/caption.gif

[marsh ravine]

https://tenor.com/view/nuh-uh-beocord-no-lol-gif-24435520

https://tenor.com/view/sixseven-six-seven-six-seve-67-gif-14143337669032958349

[safe wing]

why do you two hate each other?

[marsh ravine]

Why wouldn't I hate @eternal palm

[tulip thorn]

67 67 67

[marsh ravine]

https://tenor.com/view/67-67-kid-edit-analog-horror-phonk-gif-3349401281762803381

[tulip thorn]

67 posting

[severe fossil]

ew

[marsh ravine]

https://tenor.com/view/did-unc-snap-unc-snap-pluggnb-pluggn-raper-gif-10567216136899552110

[severe fossil]

wtf

Woah

That’s a lot of voice channels

[tulip thorn]

Yep and 98% of them for multiplayer

[severe fossil]

i have a British accent so no way I’m going to speak hell nah

yummy forts

[runic spoke]

wasting IC award 😤

[severe fossil]

what

[runic spoke]

IC

industrial capacity

the currency used for dockyards, mil factories, and building

[severe fossil]

oh

[runic spoke]

how much it costs to make each thing

[safe wing]

Hey Bulgaria

its me Big Al if you remember me

[fair horizon]

i respect it

[severe fossil]

i build lots factories before

[fair horizon]

big al from the cretacious period?

[runic spoke]

naw im alzheimered

[runic spoke]

keep building em

[severe fossil]

https://tenor.com/view/britain-flag-united-kingdom-gif-20104111

[fair horizon]

i dont believe dinosaurs live that long

[safe wing]

fair

[severe fossil]

bruh

[safe wing]

yeah IK I changed it to this as a joke

[severe fossil]

is this the Charlie Emily as in the one who got killed and turn into a puppet or a different Charlie Emily

[safe wing]

its from a meme video

its the android replica one I think

[severe fossil]

sad

[trim pike]

Oh it really is

[safe wing]

or its the real one suffering a fate worse than death

having to w*rk at Wallmart

[runic spoke]

walmart is my enemy

[safe wing]

I don't know either one is probalby suffering

[safe wing]

I actually w*rked as a cashier

it sucked

[runic spoke]

my brother worked there as like a car guy

i forgor the name of it

[safe wing]

@severe fossil can we agree that Charlie is worse off as a Walmart Cashier

[tulip thorn]

Forts are such a waste of ic

[snow rain]

it cost 27 500 ic to build a single lvl 10 fort (not accounting for modifiers)
a civ is 14 000 10800 ic, a mil is 9 700ic iirc

[runic spoke]

what a scam holy

[snow rain]

maybe 11k ic for a civ ? I don't remember exacly

[runic spoke]

all that just to get pushed out by cas anyway lol

[eternal palm]

Yea fk that guy

[tulip thorn]

10800 ic per civ

[eternal palm]

Above lvl2*

[safe wing]

I'm gonna be neutral for good faith

[snow rain]

thanks

[fair horizon]

forts period are useless

[runic spoke]

when are they lowering supply hub ic cost

[tulip thorn]

Honestly skill issue if you cant defend without them

[runic spoke]

20k ic for 4 tiles of supply is deranged

could not imagine playing vanilla mp with that shit

[snow rain]

lvl 2 forts can be very useful
first they're cheap : 1.5k ic for a 30% combat penality for the enemy (then reduced by templates) and especially useful as you get the 25% defence buff from engineer company

[eternal palm]

It's 35% defense? For like 1.5k IC?

[snow rain]

very good for specific situations

[fair horizon]

one fort level is nullified for each tile attacked from btw

[tulip thorn]

I have never seen a use for them 98% of the time

[eternal palm]

Hence why its lvl2

[snow rain]

you still get the defense buff though

[tulip thorn]

Defending without them is just fine

[fair horizon]

so yes completely worthless

[eternal palm]

Then u haven't played enough disasters though

[fair horizon]

3 tiles attacking you nullifies a level 3 fort

[eternal palm]

No? You still get the defense buff

[fair horizon]

4 tiles nullifies a level 4 fort

[tulip thorn]

Im not into disaster saves

[severe fossil]

damn

[eternal palm]

It's not about the Fort debuff

[snow rain]

it's especially useful to use them on plains tiles you have to defend
because that's the only positive modifier you can get

[eternal palm]

See and that's the difference between us

[runic spoke]

if im in a disaster i will prioritize 1 extra factory for the extra 15 guns a day

sometimes that stuffs lifesaving lmao

disaster saves are pretty fun

[safe wing]

alright I got to make lunch at 9:00 AM because w*rk

[runic spoke]

i just wish that website had a eu4 equivalent

[eternal palm]

That's like half my hours lol

They make you kinda good at the game

Just shy of mp

[runic spoke]

downloading a save from there and seeing someone give up on research by 1940

[eternal palm]

Classic

[tulip thorn]

Mp is pretty fun

[eternal palm]

Stopped building

Doesn't have gun3

[safe wing]

why I always research until the end

[eternal palm]

No hc or officer corps

[runic spoke]

me too

even useless dogshit i research

[safe wing]

alright Germany time

[runic spoke]

cuz leaving the slots unused feels so bad

[safe wing]

Imperial Germany time

[eternal palm]

Bro you wouldn't believe the amount of people that don't get gun

[snow rain]

don't forget overstacked generals and no field marshals

[severe fossil]

how tf do you use naval

[runic spoke]

this is legit the most insane part

[eternal palm]

Which is like the most impactful thing you can have for stats

[runic spoke]

and the active battleplan with a 50% strength army attacking no supply mountains lmao

[eternal palm]

No fm fronts

[fair horizon]

give order, select region(s)

[safe wing]

since your France don't worry about Navy

[snow rain]

#ask-for-help-here message check these

[eternal palm]

Battleplanning into red

[tulip thorn]

Light cruisers

[severe fossil]

yeah but I was just wondering

[safe wing]

but Aircraft Carriers, Light Crusiers, and fodder Destroyers

[safe wing]

fair

[severe fossil]

so I’ve been using it right, cool

[fair horizon]

build more carriers and go base strike

[safe wing]

France's main enemies border them

Germany and Italy

[fair horizon]

(britian)

[severe fossil]

Britain is scary

[safe wing]

and the USSR too

[severe fossil]

aww man Germany is going down historically

[safe wing]

if you go Napoleonic

[tulip thorn]

if your playing historical

[severe fossil]

whyyyyy

[safe wing]

which I always do

[tulip thorn]

Dont worry about the uk

[runic spoke]

hist france and china

top 2 funnest nations

[safe wing]

even if Fascist France is stronger

kind of

[runic spoke]

popular front france is insane

so many factories

[tulip thorn]

Historical, and monarchist italy:

[severe fossil]

form popular front

[runic spoke]

hmmm

i'd have to fight in russia tho 😢

[safe wing]

National Bloc is better

[snow rain]

you should stick to historical paths and historical AI until you understand the basics of the game btw
Ahist is wacky and bad to learn and discover

[severe fossil]

Oh, Britain supports us

[fair horizon]

also if you're playing historical france britian wont come help you so be prepared for that

[severe fossil]

I played like 3 games of that, extremely boring

[severe fossil]

only two days in so uh, secretly swaps

[safe wing]

You can do national bloc and remain democratic

[snow rain]

and it's objectively the better path

[safe wing]

that too

which is what I said earlier

[severe fossil]

democracy boring

[safe wing]

Not as France

you can go to war as early as 1938

[snow rain]

even 36

[safe wing]

if you do Little Enetente

[severe fossil]

ooh

[safe wing]

if you feel ballsey than sure

[runic spoke]

y

[snow rain]

delete half of the army and put it in training, refuse rhineland, germany declares war, deploy army and voilà

[runic spoke]

i mean it has the better modifiers

but popular front loads u with factories

[safe wing]

faster

[snow rain]

and you get early mob instantly

[runic spoke]

fair point

[runic spoke]

u get this with pop front too

[severe fossil]

Wait a minute

I START A CIVIL WAR IF I GO WAR?

[safe wing]

because the Commies don't wanna go to war against Germany

[snow rain]

I don't think so, the threshold of wt for the event is lower for national bloc

[severe fossil]

can I just

[safe wing]

France was rife with Pacificism in 1936

[snow rain]

you get it consistently with national bloc, it's a coin toss on the other path

[runic spoke]

i mean ive gotten it on my popular front runs

[runic spoke]

well true

more rng with pop front

idk what determines it

[snow rain]

it's world tension

[severe fossil]

Ahh shit what do I pick

hm

[hoary mortar]

Lol killed near 3million Soviets just by holding the line

[runic spoke]

0 fuel

[severe fossil]

reform than revolution ig

[snow rain]

soviet amtracks ??

[eternal palm]

Lmaooo

Never seen that before

[snow rain]

never ever saw that

even in my ragnarok game that lasted until 1948

[sonic sand]

i will not be playing hearts of iron 4 for the time being

as

i get to play bf6!

[eternal palm]

Heresy

[severe fossil]

WHAT

[sonic sand]

https://tenor.com/view/battlefield-6-gif-16688744263823506118

[severe fossil]

WHY DO I HAVE -125 PP???

[sonic sand]

you got stuff happen

[eternal palm]

Maybe read events, before clicking them

Oh god it already happened

He became illiterate

[hasty owl]

How do you plan to win?

[severe fossil]

I read it, phased out halfway

[sonic sand]

depends who you play

[hoary mortar]

Invading the USA has been interesting

[sonic sand]

just read the options

[severe fossil]

that’s what I mean

I phased out halfway

[sonic sand]

some can give you buffs/debuffs

[fair horizon]

entirely because france

[hoary mortar]

Haven't planned anything with em rn. Been concerned with finishing USA

got dragge dinto war with USSR by Finland, while I was invading USA

[eternal palm]

Maybe pause too?

[severe fossil]

did that

phased out half way

[fair horizon]

rip usa. germany has a single foothold so they lose

[severe fossil]

If it wasn’t obvious I aint very smart

[sonic sand]

it depends who you're playing but the main rules is that if you're playing a country that enters ww2 in some way plan for that war

finland

plan for the winter war

use the balance of power to your advantage while you can

[hoary mortar]

Yeah its been a slug since 1944

[sonic sand]

then when you win the winter war

[hoary mortar]

i wish Japan was helping

[sonic sand]

plan for the continuation war

[toxic cypress]

i never do full one front war in the usa

supply conditions

[fair horizon]

build boat

[toxic cypress]

too restrictive

[fair horizon]

keep off island

[toxic cypress]

i just do naval invasions

[severe fossil]

Oh I just realised I’m in Allies

[toxic cypress]

to open new fronts

[fair horizon]

australia is too ez

[safe wing]

Hey XS2074

Its Big Al btw

[toxic cypress]

liar

[safe wing]

Click my name tag then

[toxic cypress]

https://tenor.com/view/lioness-gif-6142765043225169277

[hoary mortar]

FR

holy hell supply is AWFUL

I never knew it'd be so painful, same with Canada. The infrastructure is nonexistent there

[safe wing]

Hey Elitey

[hoary mortar]

heya

[toxic cypress]

canada isnt as bad

just take the major cities

and they cap

america doe

you actually gotta fight alot

and the terrain

[severe fossil]

France trades a lot

[toxic cypress]

is so bad for pushing

[hoary mortar]

Yeah

[toxic cypress]

and the rail system is bad

[safe wing]

Most of the population of Canada lives alongside the border

[hoary mortar]

still havent capped Canada sadly

[safe wing]

Because its barren as hell in the north

[fair horizon]

if you're big al then whats the title of the episode of walking with dinosaurs you're from?

[sonic sand]

sup

[safe wing]

The Ballad of Big Al

[hoary mortar]

It really is. I've been fighting in north-east of USA for over a year

[toxic cypress]

one trick i did when i used to be bad at playing the uk was to naval invade the other side

[fair horizon]

ok thats big al

[toxic cypress]

it isnt

scammer

[fair horizon]

it has to be

[toxic cypress]

tryna escape wage slavery

by identitiy theft

[sonic sand]

AI

[fair horizon]

who else has esoteric knowledge on something like walking with dinosaurs episodes

[safe wing]

Yes?

[toxic cypress]

AI

[sonic sand]

an AI

[toxic cypress]

yes

[eternal palm]

Physically impossible

[toxic cypress]

https://tenor.com/view/robot-ai-china-robot-evil-robot-robot-malfunction-chinese-robot-gif-1847251548666509882

[fair horizon]

robits arent people

[eternal palm]

Either u clicked it too early or u didn't pause

[sonic sand]

i love robits

[safe wing]

Me because I watched it when I was 4 for the first time

[toxic cypress]

https://tenor.com/view/anakin-liar-star-wars-lying-gif-8634649

idk who you are

[sonic sand]

autism is so fun

[toxic cypress]

but what did u do to big al

[safe wing]

It is

[hoary mortar]

Ooh nice

[sonic sand]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-breakdance-gif-26100320

[hoary mortar]

not sure if i can manage it though because of 0 access to the pacific

[toxic cypress]

circle round

[toxic cypress]

5 wage slaves 1 big al

identity theft

[safe wing]

its a joke making fun of my old job which was a cashier and bagger at Hannafords

[fair horizon]

no you dont

[toxic cypress]

i do have alot of old avatars

[toxic cypress]

yeah im joking

[safe wing]

IK

[toxic cypress]

https://tenor.com/view/dance-happy-dance-chinese-gif-4761168028636756111

[hoary mortar]

Alright sure

[hasty owl]

Baddie😫

[fair horizon]

ive seen people do things to that cat pfp :(

[toxic cypress]

https://tenor.com/view/hmmmm-gif-6596276820749982574

[toxic cypress]

https://tenor.com/view/hmmmm-gif-6596276820749982574

[fair horizon]

they turned it goth

[toxic cypress]

oh thats funny

this is my mod icon

the fates allign

[hoary mortar]

@toxic cypress the airfields in USA are also AWFUL, I've barely had green air here

[fair horizon]

dont you trash on our airfields

[toxic cypress]

dam i never care about air while invading the usa

i focus all on navy

[fast slate]

Meowtallica

[toxic cypress]

SINK THE YANKS

[hoary mortar]

They're absolute SHIT

[toxic cypress]

LONG LIVE THE BRITISH EMPIRE

https://tenor.com/view/flag-ensign-merchant-navy-gif-9734090

ive fallen inlove with naval mechanics

[fair horizon]

1776 called

[toxic cypress]

nothing beats making a new navy

[hoary mortar]

they're atlantic navy is gone

[toxic cypress]

lets gooo

[hoary mortar]

they have 130ships in Hawaii which i wanna kill

[toxic cypress]

btw i found a way to have fun

i give ussr like 200 dockyards

and full tech

same with usa

and i play germany or england

[hasty owl]

Are you playing a navy game with Germany?

[toxic cypress]

actual naval competition

[safe wing]

https://tenor.com/view/george-washington-gif-13524277

[toxic cypress]

https://tenor.com/view/british-march-walking-gif-15489877

[fair horizon]

i like playing naval australia

[toxic cypress]

brits woulda won if not for the pesky french

[hoary mortar]

PEAK

[hoary mortar]

ooh

[toxic cypress]

its really fun especially on r56

its like cold war but more fun

[hoary mortar]

yes. So rverything has happened 1 year later because navy takes time to build

[toxic cypress]

also give em civies

[fair horizon]

brits threw a 13 colony lead for Gibraltar

[toxic cypress]

otherwise they wont do shit

[toxic cypress]

if history was different

we could live in a world without america

just one really big english empire

[fair horizon]

if history was different we still would have beaten the lobsterbacks

[toxic cypress]

https://tenor.com/view/ggmu-mufc-manchester-united-gif-10389390

[sonic sand]

yes

[hasty owl]

Having Gibraltar and the suez seem pretty good

[sonic sand]

robits are cool

[toxic cypress]

@safe wing opinion

[severe fossil]

what

[toxic cypress]

i ngl would prefer a world where the french kept some colonies in america

[eternal palm]

Like what am I supposed to tell you. How can it phase out when you didnt click it and you paused

It doesnt make sense

[toxic cypress]

cajun food and culture is interesting ash

[eternal palm]

either u didnt pause or clicked it too early

[safe wing]

who are the lobsterbacks

[toxic cypress]

i rather see cajuns be the world leading power

[severe fossil]

no I phased out

[toxic cypress]

thats why i asked you

i thought you would know

[eternal palm]

Bruh 🤦‍♂️

[severe fossil]

I read halfway through and phased out

[fair horizon]

the bri- 🤢

[safe wing]

are they New Englanders

because there are alot of Lobsters in New England

[fair horizon]

john paul jones would have soloed the royal navy frfr

[toxic cypress]

https://tenor.com/view/winston-churchill-winston-churchill-world-war-2-world-war-ii-gif-11490353209402313363

[fair horizon]

no its because they wore red

[safe wing]

oh

I never heard that term

[severe fossil]

that took a long time

[toxic cypress]

for how fun the uk is to play in hoi4

[safe wing]

I was used to red coats

[toxic cypress]

they are kinda buns

irl

[hasty owl]

I hate Winston churchhill

[toxic cypress]

i only know red coats

[safe wing]

why

[toxic cypress]

thats an opinion

[fair horizon]

they kinda bankrupted themselves fighting ww2

[safe wing]

not they were finaically doing well anyways

[toxic cypress]

i do think winston did enough good

[safe wing]

they were on there way out

[toxic cypress]

to not be completely bad

[fading elk]

So I got capitulated as Poland now what

I don’t have any troops I only got some DDs

[toxic cypress]

i dont like em cause they surrendered a battle for the country i live in

[fading elk]

Do I just try do some naval stuff

[hasty owl]

He stated war with Germany over Poland and later gave it to the ussr. To me it just seem like he wanted a war with Germany.

[toxic cypress]

while they had more men and weapons than the japanese

[safe wing]

and what was Germany doing from 1933-1939

[toxic cypress]

oh ur polish

[safe wing]

they couped Austria, later annexed them, and Czechoslovkia

[hasty owl]

What about it? He never saved poland. Only attacked the Germans.

[fair horizon]

well based on my speculation they did kinda lose the repulse and prince of wales too early

[hasty owl]

No

[fair horizon]

so if you're a pacific country they did sorta try

[safe wing]

they annexed two countires and started a major war

[toxic cypress]

the decisions of arthur percival killed my country

[safe wing]

and Churchill wasn't even in office

until May 1940

[hearty totem]

Hey, this is my first game, and im struggling on something. This one general was innitially able to support 72 battalions, now he can only do, and this happened exactly when the war started, 24. This doesnt seem right. What can I do?

[safe wing]

Neville Chamberlain started Britain's war

[hasty owl]

Churchhill should have not let the ussr keep poland

[safe wing]

well he wanted to liberate it in operation unthinkable

[fair horizon]

tbf i kinda dont know a lot about the british's involvement in the pacific theater so

[safe wing]

which never materialized because of M.A.D and people being exhausted

[toxic cypress]

basically the british coulda defended singapore and had orders to right to last man by churchil but percival surrendered out of fear

aka coward

and he died in a work camp anyway

[hasty owl]

I just think he was a warmonger

[safe wing]

seriously no wanted another war right after World War 2

[toxic cypress]

wait

[safe wing]

thats a flawed take

[toxic cypress]

i think the work camp

was the other guy

but yeah

[fair horizon]

thats fair, from what i understand though singapore wasnt well defended from the north where the japanese attacked anyways

[toxic cypress]

stupid surrender lost the island

[safe wing]

he inherited a war not started one

Hitler did that

[toxic cypress]

well there was reinforcements coming and orders to keep fighting

[hasty owl]

He wanted war with Germany before everyone else

[toxic cypress]

but he chose to give up the island

[safe wing]

and why is this a bad thing

considering Germany was resposnble for the deaths of 44 million people in Europe alone

[hasty owl]

The reason he wanted war

[safe wing]

what reason is that

[upbeat schooner]

Uhm why do i have all the dlcs when i didnt buy them

[hasty owl]

Does that include British and French troops?

[upbeat schooner]

is there a event

[safe wing]

that includes everyone

[toxic cypress]

gift from john paradox

[hasty owl]

I think he did for money

[toxic cypress]

well

ww2 ended the empire

i mean it sealed its fate

[fair horizon]

well you're sorely mistaken, literally killed the british empire to fight the war

[severe fossil]

dismantling the maginot line sounds stupid

[toxic cypress]

yes

[safe wing]

Honestly Hitler was way more of a greedy warmonger than Churchill

[hasty owl]

Winston become rich. He doesn't care about the empire.

[toxic cypress]

the entire movement for independence in malaya was sparked from the lack of british valor in its defense

[fair horizon]

no reason to go defend the other side of the world then eh? why bother losing ships against the japanese then?

[safe wing]

Hitler invaded Austria, Czechoslokia, Poland and everyone except Sweden and Switzerland, and the UK

[hasty owl]

Honestly Jeffery epstein is worse person than edp. This is basically what you said.

[fair horizon]

i think you've been listening to too many uneducated people on ww2 leaders ODK

[hasty owl]

Because he needs to win the war

[toxic cypress]

i think hirohito was worse

or the generals

[safe wing]

bro fell down the alt right rabbit hole

[hasty owl]

Should I not then support the nazis?

[toxic cypress]

gon suprise you but politcal sides arnt 2 sided

[safe wing]

obviously considering that they started a world war because of revenge and murderous reasons

[toxic cypress]

there are more than one alt right group

same with leftist

centrist

etc

[safe wing]

yeah the fascists and nazi are somewhat different

same with soc dems not being commies

but alot of his talking points are used by the farright though

[toxic cypress]

singapore is technically on the right of most laws but libertarian on the economy yet we are a social democracy

i wouldnt say we are leftist doe

[hoary mortar]

can USN stop hiding <3

[toxic cypress]

ngl i nuke ports when i see ships in em

[fair horizon]

dont blow up the enterprise pls

[hoary mortar]

How so

[hoary mortar]

ima sink that sunuvabitch

[hasty owl]

Does that work?

[toxic cypress]

you can see if ports have ships in em

[safe wing]

I'm just opposed to actual evil and not revonist propoganda

[toxic cypress]

its a circle when there are ships

[fair horizon]

https://tenor.com/view/azur-lane-anime-enterprise-eagle-union-gif-18080484

[toxic cypress]

and just anchor without any

[fair horizon]

shes cute tho

[safe wing]

because the USSR and Nazi Germany were the same thing at the end of the day

[toxic cypress]

idk i do it anyway

ive never checked if they lost ships

i just do it

[hoary mortar]

aah

[toxic cypress]

https://tenor.com/view/doja-cat-star-wars-gif-25078126

[quiet vessel]

any other vailla+ mods like rt56

[hasty owl]

No. They had different economics and views of race.

[hearty totem]

#ask-for-help-here message

Can somebody maybe help me here?

[safe wing]

I meant in the way they treated their subjects

[hearty totem]

Im kinda stuck on this

[toxic cypress]

i mean both sucks

[safe wing]

they treated everyone they disliked like shit

[quiet vessel]

modern day usa isnt too far from this

[toxic cypress]

ngl every country does that but they did more on a government level

[quiet vessel]

if it isnt already there

[hasty owl]

No

[safe wing]

how so

[toxic cypress]

brother 💀

what is blud on

[safe wing]

I hate him but I doubt we are anywhere close to that

he can always be voted out in about 3 years

[safe wing]

he's a schzio ignore him

[toxic cypress]

💔

[hoary mortar]

https://tenor.com/view/cannon-fodder-memories-katsuhiro-otomo-gif-21583268

[quiet vessel]

havent you seen trumps great purges

[safe wing]

https://tenor.com/view/time-to-take-your-meds-eric-cartman-south-park-cupid-ye-south-park-s26e1-s26e1-gif-7821189482210209831

[quiet vessel]

sleepy joe didnt deserve it

[hoary mortar]

MORE

[hasty owl]

What are you on about?

[fair horizon]

those short films are such a fever dream lmao

[hoary mortar]

Yes lmao, they were fantastic though. 1st one was just insane

[tulip thorn]

I look away for 10 minutes

[hoary mortar]

Can USN stop hiding int his port

[tulip thorn]

What is going on

[quiet vessel]

gang we can make world peace

[safe wing]

I need to chase Bubba off the server again

[quiet vessel]

if we are all one country

[fair horizon]

scout them with a cruiser

[safe wing]

how naive are you 😆

[fair horizon]

and then port strike

[tulip thorn]

PLEASE

Sorry cap lock

[fair horizon]

with your carriers

[hasty owl]

World wide nuclear civil war

[safe wing]

humanity will never be at peace with itself

[hoary mortar]

wait u can port strike with carriers? nice

[quiet vessel]

nah but i just wont accept the offer

[safe wing]

we are too simple minded

[quiet vessel]

im gonna spread my peaceful ways with force

[fair horizon]

yep, take them off their task and then park them nearby in plane range and set their planes to port strike

[hasty owl]

That's just conquest

[quiet vessel]

maybe maybe not

[safe wing]

thats conquest

[quiet vessel]

its jusr a change of land ownership

[hasty owl]

https://tenor.com/view/conquest-invincible-gif-15950173611998718110

[safe wing]

reminds me of the excuses Rome used to "civilize" Gaul, Britannia and everywhere they conquered

[fair horizon]

i like using escort carriers to bomb ships in port

[hoary mortar]

Nice

[worn junco]

oh my god bro hoi4 is too hard man

[hoary mortar]

HEHEHEH

[tulip thorn]

https://tenor.com/view/bender-futurama-peaceful-ways-forget-that-gif-17591422

[hasty owl]

Knowing the Roman's I'm shocked they had an excuse

[hoary mortar]

RIP new mexico

[worn junco]

i dont even know what im doing

like bro

[quiet vessel]

i was hoping somebody would pick up on this

[safe wing]

They make a desert and call it peace," - Tacticus

[fair horizon]

ayo is the montana in the historical battleship name list? should be taken out imo

[hoary mortar]

@fair horizon RIP

https://tenor.com/view/battle-ship-boom-battle-gif-19352567

[safe wing]

depends

[fair horizon]

since its the only state that didnt have a battleship named after it

[safe wing]

The war with Carthage was started by a group of mercs that got bored

[quiet vessel]

gang what if everybody was just friends

[safe wing]

the war against the Gauls was Caesar trying to flex and get rid of Romes age old enemy

[quiet vessel]

if everybody plays roblox together world peace will be made

[hasty owl]

Roblox is kinda mid

[safe wing]

no its trash

I played it from 2009-2012

[quiet vessel]

i like to think world leaders would enjoy it

[hasty owl]

Minecraft is trash

[safe wing]

how

[tulip thorn]

Omg friendship is magic

[safe wing]

sure you could argue the newer versions are

[hasty owl]

I don't think Kim is playing it

[safe wing]

but the older versions no

[idle onyx]

Prime Roblox was around 2016-2020 so I guess you missed it

[quiet vessel]

what if all world leaders made a band

[fair horizon]

nah it was back in 2007-2009

[hasty owl]

You just build and mine with few special things to do

[safe wing]

prime Roblox was 2006-2009

[quiet vessel]

you cant nuke your backup vocalist

[hasty owl]

Unc

[safe wing]

how is that a bad thing

[quiet vessel]

okay so lets just disregard being creative??

[hasty owl]

Not fun

[safe wing]

to you yes but fun is subjective

[fair horizon]

https://tenor.com/view/angry-cat-sour-cat-cat-meme-cat-gif-4305398913986271634

[quiet vessel]

minecraft isnt a linear game

[hasty owl]

That's only building

[worn junco]

prime roblox was 2016-2018

no way it gets past 2020

[safe wing]

https://tenor.com/view/the-pitt-dana-evans-whats-wrong-with-kids-these-days-katherine-lanasa-the-pitt-tv-show-gif-2227604210444465438

[hasty owl]

Then you can't say roblox is trash

[fair horizon]

kids wouldnt know what peak gaming days were, they werent alive for them

[idle onyx]

Ts is not its “prime”

[safe wing]

it is because of bad buissness descions and predetory buisness policies

[tulip thorn]

Theres like 2 top good games on roblox, but the company itself is terrible

[safe wing]

we didn't have robux though

and the games were way more fun and simple

[hasty owl]

That looks maybe peak

[quiet vessel]

my favourite era of roblox was 2016-18

[safe wing]

thats what old Roblox was

and I was there

before they made changes nobody asked for

[hasty owl]

Unc

[fair horizon]

the circle studssssss

[quiet vessel]

feels great knowing i dont live on this server and only interact when im pooping✌️🫩

[hasty owl]

People really take they're phones to the bathroom?

[quiet vessel]

depends how much time ive got

😭🙏

[hasty owl]

Why is Japan is the axis?

[fair horizon]

shogunate, ahistorical

[safe wing]

Kodha path

[normal zenith]

I attacked them and they joined h*** since I was against them too

[hasty owl]

Only 142 factories?

[quiet vessel]

why did chiba have 3-5 divisions

[normal zenith]

yea, didnt really focus on industry

[quiet vessel]

pluh😭

[safe wing]

hey Mereal

[normal zenith]

they got crushed and idfk whats happening but theyre changing leader every month

[normal zenith]

Hi Wage Slave Charlie Emily

[safe wing]

I'm actually Big Al I changed my name pfp as a joke

[quiet vessel]

paraguay with 14 casualties😭

[normal zenith]

oh are you the dinosorus

[safe wing]

yes but for now I'm a angst teen college student working at Wallmart

[hoary mortar]

RIP

[normal zenith]

xDDDDDD

[normal zenith]

I note that

[quiet vessel]

i couldnt live with that many pop up notifiication thingies

[hoary mortar]

i just ignore it tbh

[worn junco]

fr bro

[quiet vessel]

3 frontlines with no divisions assigned

absolutely unreal

[grizzled yarrow]

terminated

[quiet vessel]

sweden final boss

[hoary mortar]

i love naval invasions

[grizzled yarrow]

third rome stands

[hoary mortar]

ALso

I've killed 5million americans and only have 1-2mill casualties

[worn junco]

wow htats cool man

[quiet vessel]

it feels illegal to capitulate usa before they get strong

[worn junco]

hey mr girlfriend

i just ate mcdonalds man

[quiet vessel]

pluh😭🙏

[worn junco]

i am

mr mcdonald

https://tenor.com/view/whitebeard-edward-newgate-one-piece-shirohige-cry-gif-26963731

[quiet vessel]

cheers pal

[worn junco]

cheers pal is crazy

cheers britland pal america

https://tenor.com/view/jjk-red-and-blue-hollow-purple-gojo-purple-gif-10414437462484512080

[mental dagger]

AI planes,.,.,

[hasty owl]

Do you wanna fight better ai?