#hoi4-general
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Just simply become an admin?
Insta bans everyone
why are the french
i would never
Damn
honestly awful at this game istg
THEY HAD FAMILIES NOOO
Then kill their families beside them
No one left behind
Edgy
That may be immoral
It was a joke
Dunno
💔
Am I cooked?
Mine was too 😳
what ideaoliogy
What dlc do you have
all
You should have built in the Better defensive rivers and crossingd
Hashemite Iraq
Why plain terrain
Watching a video on Republic Commando
Was playing yesterday as Poland and randomly lost all supply. My supply routes weren’t bombed, convoys were fine, and had surplus trains. But all my units randomly had red supply.
Genuinely think it was a bug
Like in one sec my entire army across Europe had red supply and just got shredded
Maybe they just didn’t feel like getting supplied
You keep leaving and rejoining the server
They had a strike
Why’s that
Then Rotterdam will get lost.
I know
I had max stability and war support, so didn’t get those 😭
Like legit my supply routes were fine, and weren’t overloaded
A heated argument I don’t want rehashed
All my units just went red
Meanwhile the enemy somehow max supply when they shouldn’t have
It was like the game shifted my supply to the enemy
Never saw anything like it in my 6k hours
Piccard is mad chopped
also man wtf is this
it looks like china
Sinkiang rules
im talking about 2 communist chinas with the same color
this is what China sees when they say Taiwan is China
two of the same
Wait fr?
idk when that even happened
thankfully
i prepared
let me hold for for 130 days
He is
good luck
One Is sinkiang Who took over the role of soviet china, the other must be the true tag commie china
flawless reventlow victory
no, the other is shanxi turned commie 😭
Hi guys im kind of a new player and i alr lost some braincell learning this game
WHAT?
istg if i cap before doing this project im cheating this achievement
if that old method of cheating still works
Why no frontline or something
Doesn’t hurt
because for the past like 5 years i've been only doing the research while sittin on my phone
didnt even notice that i got at war with like everyone
i think its because i made someone a puppet while they were at war with the soviets
so it automatically called me in
Oh 🔥
Liberation!
Those Two uk divs doing gods work
can't even do anything to germans 🙏
almos there
no way
the cheat to skip ironman got patched
💔
i genuinely lost out on the achievement in the last 50 days
sad
I have a achievement cheat app
I can give it to u when I get home
I don’t remember the name
Steam achievement manager?
that reminds me
i think i can unlock it through steam
at least ik you can delete your achievements that way
talk about this in official hoi4 community is wild
yeah so crazy man 🤯
the 0.3% of the players who got the achievement surely care alot
did they reveal the chinese warlords trees? like sichuan clique
why, defeats the point of achivements
still 31 more to go
you will forever know u used sam instead of you know, playing the game and achieving something
this is overall a good take but not in every case
one of the most major contributors to the nationalist effort
yeah maybe for if u honestly get screwed by rng or something
i accidentaly made ireland my puppet by decision which dragged me into war with pretty much the entire world and i ended up missing on the last research needed here by like 50 days because i couldnt hold them back
and considering how laggy it can get and how long it takes i think thats fair
Is this a good marines template?
There is a difference between cheating and a genuine shitty code moment
Is there any balanced ai mod that makes ai not to try hard like sheep ai and not to bad like normal ai and not buff them
I have only done it like once
Expert AI on normal
Gonna look into it
I capped Japan Italy and yogoslavie 4% war score
So I basically got nothing out of the peace deal
10 million is absolutely wild for 270k
100th sino vietnamese war
god just give us a break will you
stop giving us your hardest battles
you only want 50% amphib buff
How old is this save.
Only acceptable way
i mean im usually done with a save in one sitting
I do all the damn time
Me too
Just like how i clip on medal and never send it or post it to anyone
Is this war thunder?
Bruh
I have been playing this one save for the last 3 days
my longest time on a save was 2 weeks
what save is it
A Germany save (it’s 1938)
do you play like 15mins every day or what 😭
Call steiner
i tried and he didnt have enough strength
nice attack order from the netherlands to austria
I watched that last night and i loved that scene
Someone gets it
I have tanks its just if i use them they will get encircled
kampfgrupper Pieper showed that in wacht am Rhine
Bruno Ganz cooking
yeah rip to the legend
Imagine having Hitler personal bodyguard actually reviewing the movie
Lmao
Call general Grievous or Thrawn
Grevious is busy atm
goreing is off eating twinkies somewhere in hannover
you are thinking too much
just retreat to hamburg
wait soviets and allies to declare war on each other because of china
then retake them
thats a good point
ITS BEING BREACHED
MY LINE IS BEING BREACHED
we are gucci in here
Terrible combat width
180 width is crazy
Ong
noice
Why is it a car
toyota wars
No msfs24
I mainly fly flight simulation
Xplane
Msfs
🌍
Sure a “flight simulation”
❓
Your flying in real life
Thats msfs 24 bro
That’s what they all say
I fly in real life yes but only small propeller airplanes
Im studying LAPL on the pa28 irl
but im not pilot
Like bro thats msfs just look into my yt in my bio
and you will see
Sure it is
Seems like you guys just are small kids with zero brain
My step grandfather flew
Both for fun and as a navigator on a b52
Or maybe you just fell for incredibly low tier ragebait
What the helli bro
thats flight sim not real life if you cant see the diffrence you def have to check yourself up
Yes I know that I was just egging you
I can tell
soviet planes are so bad 🥀
Now I’m not gonna have to explain sarcasm to you as it’s easy to tell
Graphics are really good
597 planes against over 2000
Those poor Russians
i could kill atleast one german and not just cas
Now you gotta learn how to be sarcastic since its not obvious at all
It was 100% obvious
It was 0% obvious
Emotions over messages is quite hard to tell
I beg to differ
My father and grandfather both flew
My grandpa flew for Pan Am
nah bro they just straight up suck 🥀
And they say HOI4 isn’t historically accurate
i shouldve asked the british for spitfires
yeah why am i even bothering with ts air war
i should use my 60 mills somewhere else
like cars
Imma be deadass I completely negate air sometimes
Yet I still win
well i dont cuz im getting cas'd to oblivion somehow i held the germans back
Wait do defence % bonuses increase breakthrough??
stable line
W
Nice
chonky focuses for a chonky boy
aaand i just rememberd about support companies damn it
what mod and why do you have 66 facotires on trukcs
total war mod
and i need cars
for my tanks
I do like the commander colors though
my 9 research slots arent enough im always late on something
Do you know what mods they are from?
For all of them including the colors on the generals?
can someone explain why i cant select the flamthrower tank type
did you design a flamethrower tank
time for peak gameplay
Mm yes being on an isolated island
There just hasn't been a lot of MPU mods lately, especially updated ones
Intense gameplay
gotta cap the uk somehow
i love hoi4 achievements
but im too far gone to give up on getting 100% now
I had to play a hoi4 game with that mod + Escalation 84
Is that saber alt on the right
bro hasnt seen fate 🥀
French] AI 💀
Iceland is goated
go watch fate apocrypha so you can see the best character (mordred)
Too much red bubbles
I formed the Nordic Empire as it
Are you doing a WC?
Oh ok
Communist path?
Oh it's easy then, go fascist
Who doesn't like Vikings and insane army buffs
Also you can core Newfoundland
And become it's owner without capping the UK I'm pretty sure(still gotta capture it and the war won't go anywhere)
Equestria is worse then tno 🥀
My favourite EaW country: Großdeutsches Reich
TNO is getting sidelined for TFR now
what do i even do atp with no navy to counter the allies and no more manpower pretty much
How's your airforce?
bigger than US smaller than UK somehow
uk has 15k usa has 8k i have 11k
or sum similar
Ehh it's just very funny to play as Hitler in EaW
Ok, now i can unistall the game

also like 40% are shitty starte planes that i forgot to switch, and like 30% are good fighters the rest being CAS
I see 
You know what else you should love?
You know, they used to have some mechanics before paradox interviened and forced an ownership change
going outside?
i had to stage a huge coup to brazil, occupy colombia and send an 8200km range bomber to los angeles ahahah
You don't, brotha
conscription laws and national focus bonuses, and have high compliance in puppets
or you can ask to your puppets or allies to "requesto garrison", it means they will give you their manpower
Yeah but that's the beta male way to do things
Idk about them, but it probably has something to do with Germanization
Atp i should js try and push into turkey and middle east maybe get some manpower there trough compliance and if italy is helpful enough maybe retake north africa
Real alpha men play with volunteers only
We ALL sseen that video now? 💔
Manpower is not even necessary tbh
otherwise give lease to your puppets, they will produce troops
The biggest use to manpower is to replenish losses and occupy space
but if you play it well you usually don't lose much manpower in single player
you cant always push bro
Multiplayer it's a different thing
decided to switch to an older version to play iceland
ahahahah
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHH
AWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
cant be bothered to deal with the slightly upgraded ai as iceland
Lmao
I swear reichkommisariats never have manpower to give me
Dogs don't howl though
Lmao
Disarmed nation my guy
lol
I've got some more alchemy to do
omg i forgot abt italy i was missing out on all their manpower
Ok I changed my name to BigAlphaCanine
I just took the Netherlands out with a naval invasion(by joining Axis and not calling Germany in)(I asked Germany for production licenses and created 1 cheap sub, Netherlands don't use their fleet lmao) and then puppeted the East Indies and used their manpower. Also you can get as much war score as you can with a naval invasion and then call Germany in and then puppet as much of East Indies as you can to use their manpower if your naval invasion goes terribly wrong.
i'm mastering Italy, yep, you have to rely on france, german and africa occupation than spam puppets
yeah thats the strategy i plan on using anyway
but with the current uk ai actually guarding their homeland i decided not to risk it
PUPPEEEETS everywhere ahahah
its not a rpbolem with stronger countries but as iceland i just want it to be as easy as possible
You sure you don't want to be sigma?
I am the pack leader
I set the trends
Actually you'd form the Nordic formable by that point and if you know what you're doing even the current UK is terribly easy to cap if you know what you're doing but do whatever you want.
its crazy to me that the new german tree isnt even that much better
eh maybe
They dont have cores so
shoulda js puppeted the soviets
guys do you know some good MP HIST MONGOLIA GUIDE? (TFB)
tahts why people dont create them if they aint larping
Coming in the next dlc
Check thunder at the gates
took them nine years
god i hate this Medway achievement
Japan deciding to be very historical and declare on the soviets ruined it all as they got Siberia and everything east of the Urals rlly
UK keeps hiding their fleet
i'm not gonna be able to afford it anyways
why should i bother
kaiserreich is free and got a good focus tree for siam
Unlucky
Lol
i'd reccomend doing it by capping the uk and stealing their navy
not sinking it
The one time i play historical and no cheats random stuff js happens to me ffs
Echidna mentioned
echidna 🍮
tf is that emoji
Every echidna enjoyer drinks her body fluids ( not "those" fluids )
every single time
EVERY SINGLE PERSON MENTIONS THAT TEA
EVERY SINGLE ONE
Damn that girl produces 0 melanin
Duhhhh
Nah She Just ded
почему батко а не матка
guys can someone help me how can I play these big multi games like the ones tommykay does I really want to try Is there like a dc server?
Im pretty sure its a dc server
make hoi5
hoe4 when
Because makhno aint a She lol
any1 knows the dc server
hearts of steel 1 when
PREACH BROTHA
Hearts of aluminium 4
by any chance is that steel bitt3r
i breached the maginot line and this happend
bad yaboimalyhki!!!! frenc good germny bda
Dies from the french
?
don kil frenh they good be dmocrar or UNO! alligned monachim schism bad moacryc goob
What
thats this run concluded
Im having a stroke
I am gonna oceania yo ass ngl
Thicc cheese makers
You ain't gonna oceania no one with that yee-yee ahh name and pfp
💔
Bro chosed no pfp so nobody could Say nothing 💔
go on, finish the line
wtf does that even mean
?
Swiss*
oh yea
The only thing else to add to that masterpice of the english vocabulary is the n-word
Hard R full non-stop
Gotta fix norway tho. I dont see them Red.
Dont insult my boy Батко макхно like that
Huh
Brotha, I could rip the two of you with my big jaws
Is that a ban speedrun?
i remember how i demolished franco as monarchist portugal with ironman
yea i forgot about that
and then the world around me... looked red
(soviets steamrolled all of the europe except for iberia by the point i was finally done with spain and japan (spain joined japanese alliance)
@slim nexus What are you even saying man
Whatchu mean what I'm tryna say, brotha
this is as meaningful as whatever the hell you're saying
Lada Is the First car famous rappers want to buy fr fr
soooo the lyrics seem fine enough to not pay attention to them or point anything about them out to you huh
I didn't understand anything of what they said tho
What language was he speaking?
Hungarian?
greek
The Alpha Wolf doesn't concern itself with the opinions of the greeks
can you get more than 100% efficiency?
i love glucksburgs
So sigma 🥶
yo what would happen if i'd ping chak
Uhh
Idk
Probably get thrown to scotland
death by a firing squad it seems
Lada Is the only thing i could care about
Too based
death seems more humane to me
i just love hoi 4 for this
god hungary used to be so ass 😭
Well at least they aren't thrown to Freddy Fazbear's pizzeria
If that happened it would be really bad
Cause
Like
Freddy would
Like
Uhm
Idk
i wish i could say fcuk you on this server sometimes
oh
Nvm you cant
Funny music goes death
Not at all.
Cryllic alphabet doesnt work here
its an old version
its actually good now
check out this fella
You know the lad Is german when he spells the dlc name right
😭
it's not good since the treaty of trianon
I usually spell it without the german letters
gotterdammerung is actually easy to spell
i mean i would speak german if its allowed and if here would be people that speak german
but what about the 2 little dots?
Don't
ich spreche deutsch
UMLAUT
You mean Ö?
Was ist des deutches vaterland
sieben sieben ailyulyu sieben sieben eins zwai
Salam maleku
why is there cooked beef in my cereal bro
schön
AUF JEDEN FALL
yeah
auf bin ein friesenjung, bin ein kleiner friesenjung
is that serbian
da da da
It's a song from an Austrian Rapper called Falco
Der Kommisar
da da dambili bambas vosem let
the only german (i count austrians as germans too, they're mostly same people) rapper i know is
uh
and also i've been studying german for 4 years but i genuinely barely know anything 😭
that one in an ugly panda mask
Panzerkampfwagen
turaluraluralu
bless you
ich mach bubu was machst du?
huh
its a song
''i count austrians as germans too''- like 99% of the austrian population according to the definitely not at least semi fraudulent 1938 referendum
@slim nexus
I don't count austrians as Germans
Nor bavarians either
Southern germans are a different breed
@slim nexus
yep
cro
how are you
it played at the funaral of my grandma
my english sucks so i dunno maybe there are sum exceptions
@slim nexus
me neither
"isn't it supposed to be like A song not AN song"
i'm afraid of discord
what if it's gonna leak my number somewhere D:
than im gonna call you
last time something like that happened someone tried to deanon me
nvm deanon wasn't that bad of a thing
this is infine
infiniy
infini
uh
xiaomi redmi 5c
Albania in R56 has a path to form Egypt-Albania Lmao
Lichtenstein has a path for the Russian exiles to come to power but there is no coring of Russia sadly, why didn't they add a Lichtenstein-Russia formable?😭😭😭
how exactly does that work
And Egypt gets cores on Albania
I saw that
How much more prepping before I can hold the British coast for a bit so I can land my armies?
what possible could get these two countries to unite
nuke london
Because Egypt’s last ottoman governor was the governor of Albania before he rebelled
Basically you get a war goal on Egypt and a formable that allows you to core Egypt
the icelandic pride of the fleet is coming
No
😭
do you have the manpower to deploy it?
14 thousand men ready to go
give it a name as well
indeed
quite the surplus I see, don't spend it all in one place
Ok I just finished a WR game
i know you
0 steel yet somehow gets produced thats how advanced iceland is
That was like 4 months ago
they harvest skull plates
i mean
its shorter if
it were to be
122 days
blanca war wen
@slim nexus hi
built by sheer willpower
I am an aura connoiseur
to get brain cancer
I farm aura everywhere and anywhere
@slim nexusmy mother took me for a walk
i want to be fluent in atleast something
Your brain actually gets bigger when you play this game tbh
it was cold out
it does not
What you should watch out for is an embolism
not even in beamng drive
then the smell of fall hit
помним любим скорбим
покойся с миром
царство небесное
ITS HERE
why must you pray for me
what a ship
cookie brotha you gonna destroy the allied fleet
why even bother building it 💔
for the vibes
qookie honestly if you just want to play a minor just go for any of the latin american nation with a formable one
The terrain sucks and there's not much manpower and industry
But that's something you gotta learn how to deal with
guyana
you should
meanwhile playing iceland
.
Well, you got the My Ships Don't Lie achievement?
You gotta play Colombia for that one
i do have it
zamn
i need to tuck her in
i want many things with minors
but definietly not in hoi4
that sounds very bad out of context
name that glorious vessel the ICGV Expansion Pass 2
So in Vicky 3?
yeah thats exactly what i meant
You can play as a LATIN American minor in Vicky 3
😭
What name and age? brotha?
i was about to quote lol
eren yeager did not say that shit 😭
thehehe
Language
DONT SEND
lebron?
how do you possibly not recognize kanye
raise your hand if you illegally have this game
How does Germany losing WW2 affects Lebron's legacy?
the uhh sun is uhhh rising um i dunno ooo war war without reason uuu war war war boom kaboom pew pew ratatatatata booow bschhchhchc boowwww pewpewpewpew tutututututututu the catrhasis is uh
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
lebron?
war without reason
my man martin luther king yooo
lebron?
A whole generation of men dedicated to fielding that single ship
fleeing*
manning
Rule break 💔
Lebron scream if you love Hoi4
jordan?
What rule could I have POSSIBLY broken 💔
Controversional figures
brother
if kanye is a controversial figure to you
Controversial on how goated he is
then seriously
Father
lebron ain't controversial
I am not the One saying It 💔
сфт цу гіу ерші зшсегку фі ф грррр
What do you want from me 💔
Some say he's just goated, some say he's THE goat, perhaps we'll never know
зшсегку ащк еру іукмук
You know what I want from you
you saying it
...
He got you there buddy
Saying as in its not me making It a controversional 💔
меня бьет отец но об этом никто не узнает ведь никто здесь не знает этого языка
No you don't
what did lebron do? miss?

Someone pls answer am I ready to attempt a naval invasion of Britain 🙏
He didnt garrison the atlantic wall
I was planning on getting to like 15 cruisers and 60 destroyers
then press go
Maybe a capital more
yes
Nopee.
my icelandic fleet sinks yours in 1 battle
I don't plan on absolute control of the seas I just want to hold my ground for a bit while I land a thrembillion divisions
its called a destroyer for a reason
icgv expansion pass 2
You looking good but I think UK still has a bigger navy tbh
let it be let it be
is the game hard to learn?
my fav deadbeat
Printing out almost 3 destroyers a month
yeah
Prob British navy Will Just get out of the Channel, so, you can then
i mean it just takes a bit of patience ig
Which is insane when you actually see a destroyer irl
my face when someone says i'm not a jobless deadbeat father with no future and an awful past (their ahh be clearly lyin ong)

at least the fits are hard
The fits are NOT hard bro 💔
ace equipped
when albania dlc
lmao what is this fit kek
No it's not
3rd grade bad boy ass fit
so tuff
mf be dressing up like hes a teenager in paw patrol lwk
all that and STILL not taking care of his daughter
He's a person of color, he's reinforcing the stereotype
one more pic like that and i'm gonna touch him icl ts frying tf outta me
goes so hard
Chicken legs though lol
brother what are you even saying
hoi4 player trying not to get racist
live cam
I say what can be mumbled in the streets
THEY ARE SINKING ALL MY CONVOYS
OMG
yjtnhntnhtn
i'm shaking
whole my body is shaking
it was there
looking at me with 2 big eyes
Use your destroyers
2 invisible monster eyes
Lockelle that's me when I used to have sleep paralysis
Now I'm so accomodated to that that the demons don't bother me anymore
demos
Or maybe I'm already posssessed by the devil
sometimes i wish i could execute people
which one
or at least take away their internet access
can i sign up for an execution rq
i'm tired of uh
um
Lockelle don't think about it
not as hard as ltgs fits tho
This is your goat's fit 😂
he is NOT my goat ‼️
I wish I was high on potenuse
I started watching MLP cuz apperently its such a big thing in the HOI community.
its just the autism connection
I hope I don't become a brony.
I am autistic but I have mild autism so I that explains why I am only decent at the game and not an expert.
The more you are on the spectrum, the better HOI4 player you are.
Your autism doesn’t make you less able you are just like us
You can achieve great things
Are you saying autistic people are less able than other people
no?
im saying that
it goes without saying
and saying something like this
is quite weird
Would the doctrine rework give us the ability to add org to arty and so make artillery only possible again
You misunderstood me. It was a joke about how people who play HOI4 are autistic. I have mild autism so I claimed that I was autistic enough to be decent but I wasn't autistic enough to be a master at the game.
wait i havent played tno in years
Ohhh
Lmao
since when did they get rid of the thing with drying the mediterean
Kinda cringe take tbh
THEY RELEASED THE DLC?
Nah
My jokes are horrible but I enjoy them.
IT's not the humor
nah it was funny dw
istg whoever made tno's interface deserves an execution
my eyes are bleeding whenever i decide to play it
qookie chill out man
@umbral bear CAN I JOIN i wanna just watch the stream
I want to join in too
Just to watch the stream though
and ?
ohh i thought u joined and they dont wanna anyone in vc '
You a Swede?
no, just into teardown
that one where you steal things and set things on fire
Pyromaniac sim 25 for 30 euros on steam?
yup
Did you search it up? Cuz I made it up.
Wouldn't be suprised if it existed tho.
this is pyromaniac sim 25 tho
what's your opinion on nfs mw 2012
I have no idea. I play 99% paradox strategy games and 1% RPG games
what's your opinion on cyberpunk 2077
Heard it was terrible at launch but rn its a great game.
Haven't played it tho.
true
songbird is lwk bad 🤤
i mean uh um
oasis reference
(i saw oasis in london and manchester btw and i have a picture with liam gallagher✌️)
(????)
(are they like coldplay or sum shi)
Peak
from my home city
Moderators, my HoI4 won't run, it doesn't have a browser, how can I install it?
i'm grateful for being ukrainian
manc representation
being bombed is a better fate than tasting beans on a toast
200 years of stealing spices from all across the world just for this
insane
sorry did the british history offend you
Dutch and portugual:
hey dutch got cool weed atleast
you gotta show em atleast a bit of respect
Mb
i actually speak french and dutch
Czech dudes buying It from a store:
its such a coolio flex
Are you from belgium?
basically imagine daft punk with zero budget, but its two brothers from a rough neighbourhood making slightly jarring slow tempo pop music fuelled by alcohol and drugs
my dad is
so basically death grips but pop instead of hip-hop
and british not american
not alcohol and drugs
its cigarettes and alcohol
noel was/is a massive coke head cmon lad
subatomic penetration rapid fire thru yo skull uh i don't know english well enough to understand their lyrics
if anybody likes noel more than liam just gtfo
i sincerely wish under full moon i get to touch noel
he is my everything
he's more than monika from ddlc to me
yuri better anyways
tru h bmob
well well well
refund the ppl who paid for man the guns 🥀
what's the mod
napoleons legacy 1936
idk about you but i like those numbers even though their manpower pop up out of thin air
in custom settings
what
damn
Nice ig?
usa lowkey getting slimed
what does it say
what the HELL is going on in vatican 🥀
ts mod look like my dreams when i have a fever
1 time Portugal Rejects the allies Invitation.
1 time Portugal Accepts the allies invitation
And 1 time Portugal Agrees to give me some Islands
oh
dang
I Just ask me how
