Eurovision 2024 chat

[crisp idol]

FUCK

[north owl]

ONE UKILLION POINTS

[proper heath]

OH GOD

[north owl]

LET'S GO

[crisp idol]

I KNEW IT

[north owl]

BEST CONTEST

10/10

[paper sphinx]

Omg UK moment

[north owl]

WOOOOOOOOOO

[proper heath]

DRAMA

[rancid tangle]

WHAAAAT

WHAT THE FUCK

[distant basalt]

WHAT

[crisp idol]

This is bullshit

[proper heath]

DRAM

[white wedge]

HWAHTHTH

[young heron]

WHAT

[rancid tangle]

WHAT WHAT

[olive sable]

More than Switzerland

[copper night]

Not winning

[crisp idol]

SWITZERLAND SWEEP PLEASE?

[somber pelican]

They still wont win tho

[candid lion]

Karma for giving UK 0

[young heron]

WHAT THE FUCK???

[rancid tangle]

SWITZERLAND SWEEP PLEASE

[wild hearth]

YOURE FUCKING KIDDING ME

[copper night]

Doomed in the jury points

[wild hearth]

ZERO AGAIN???????

[north owl]

WHAT

[oak oriole]

Germany getting more

[wild hearth]

FUCK THIS CONTINENT

[olive sable]

Guys Switzerland only need 10

[north owl]

THSES GUYS BETTER NOT WIN

[rancid tangle]

AWFUL

[proper heath]

HOW DID THEY GET SO MANY???

[crisp idol]

SUPPORTING SWITZERLAND AFTER COMPLAINING ABOUT JURY VOTE

[north owl]

fuck it I'm rooting for the swiss again

[high remnant]

Wait who is winning? I have an idea but just to be sure

[somber pelican]

Still like 1300 points on the table

Minus 13

[proper heath]

The atmosphere in the arena must be so bad lmao

[safe rain]

Ireland deserved

[wild hearth]

ik so fucking stressed

[candid lion]

But, the fact a country getting 300 points and they still just barely beat Switzerland's jury vote is disgusting

[crisp idol]

YEAAAAAHHH

[copper night]

Five points!

[crisp idol]

Ireland slay at least

[frigid zealot]

true

[paper sphinx]

Switzerland probably winner I feel

[oak oriole]

Not winning

[frigid zealot]

yas

[safe rain]

Yaas Ukraine

[proper heath]

PHEW

[olive sable]

Ukraine slay

[proper heath]

we're okay

[crisp idol]

WOOOOO

OH THANK GOD

[proper heath]

We've weathered the storm

[slim sedge]

THANK U UKRAINE

[copper night]

Of course,the war is still going

[somber pelican]

836 points left or something?

[young heron]

WE ARE SO BACK

[north owl]

I forgive ukraine for 2022

[proper heath]

How did Israel even get 300 the song wasn't even amazing

[oak oriole]

Wgoa

[proper heath]

CROATIA

[candid lion]

Politics

[barren raft]

Special treatment

[crisp idol]

CROATIA SWEEP

[copper night]

How did Ukraine win in 2022?

[rancid tangle]

cus all the ppl who dislike them are boycotting and not voting for anyone

[oak oriole]

Quick do some maths

[burnt star]

YAHAHHHHH

[young heron]

CROATIA SWEEP

[north owl]

pity votes

[burnt star]

UKRAINNENNEEEE

[lament magnet]

Never count out the popular vote in Eurovision!

[candid lion]

More politics lol

[high remnant]

I dunno about other country's but here it was mostly people who did it for political reasons

[copper night]

Exactly

[wild hearth]

🙃

[copper night]

Please, Croatia

[north owl]

it's the blue shell of eurovision

[barren raft]

Also every single Israeli embassy in the ebu buying tons of ads to say vote is pls

[rancid tangle]

ukraine 2021 was PEAK eurovision song

[north owl]

the swiss could lose

[olive sable]

Surprisingly they also allowed it

[proper heath]

This is actually close what

[barren raft]

Because its Israel as I said they get away with everything this year

[olive sable]

True true

[proper heath]

Here we go

[oak oriole]

Can they do it

[candid lion]

I think Switzerland doesn't have enough votes left to win

[copper night]

How many are left?

[olive sable]

Nemo vs Baby Lasange

The epic final battle

[north owl]

france and switzerland

[rancid tangle]

out of the top 3

[somber pelican]

Ehmmmm

[rancid tangle]

rip bozo

[somber pelican]

Yes

[young heron]

packwatch

our only purpose

[dense ibex]

Oh I like both the current winner and the potential winner, this is. Odd. For once

[young heron]

was knocking israel out of the top 3

[oak oriole]

Rip Switzerland guy though after that onslaught if they don't get this

[high remnant]

So ukraine is currently winning?

[candid lion]

600 votes or like 2

[north owl]

croatia

[proper heath]

I'm happy with either winning tbh

[somber pelican]

Its a close one for sure...

[proper heath]

But prefer Croatia

[high remnant]

Ah

[proper heath]

SWITZERLAND

[oak oriole]

They did the thing

[crisp idol]

sigh

[olive sable]

YEEEEEAH LETS GO NEMO!

[crisp idol]

Well

Good job NEMO

[oak oriole]

I liked it tbh so good job

[young heron]

DESERVED

DESERVED

[proper heath]

They did indeed sweep

[copper night]

Damn it
I was hoping for croatia

[hearty sphinx]

ugh

[white wedge]

OH FUCKKKKKK OOFFFFFFFFF

[hearty sphinx]

croatia was better

[lament magnet]

Fair.

[white wedge]

BOOOOOOOOO

[proper heath]

Good song! Not upset with it

[white wedge]

ZAGREB 2025

[burnt star]

YEAHHHHH

[paper sphinx]

[burnt star]

YEAAAAAAHHHHHH!!!!!!!!

[hearty sphinx]

nemo

1. looked shit
2. sounded pretty shit

[young heron]

switzerland was really good

[royal vector]

SWITZSERLAND WON

[safe rain]

🏳️‍⚧️

[slim sedge]

GG
Maybe its best we return to where the contest started to go back to its roots

[crisp idol]

Switzerland’s was great I just preferred Croatia’s

[olive sable]

Oooh bambie gave nemo the witch crown

[north owl]

I'm just happy israel lost
online discussion wouldn't have been fun if they got 1st

[royal vector]

I would have preferred Croatia too

[high remnant]

That's cute

[oak oriole]

Oh dear we gave 12 to israel

[burnt star]

I AM SO HAPPYYYYYY

[olive sable]

Our public vote 12 went to israel

[proper heath]

UK giving it's 12 points to Israel fuck

[north owl]

I wish ireland had won though

[oak oriole]

Some discourse will occur

[crisp idol]

Absolutely stupid tbh

[high remnant]

What did the netherlands give?

[wild hearth]

😔 but also 😄

[candid lion]

Nemo lost the goth crown

[somber pelican]

12 to israel

[white wedge]

FUCK SWITZERLAND

[hearty sphinx]

wtf

[white wedge]

ELIMINATE THE JURIES

[royal vector]

SWITZERLAND is a good winner

[white wedge]

LONG LIVE HRVASTKA

[proper heath]

HE HAS THE GOTH CROWN

[oak oriole]

Ah the pompom corridor

[crisp idol]

I’m happy they won at least

[olive sable]

Hopefully the EBU pick up their act now and stop giving special treatment

[burnt scarab]

About 5 juries won it for Switzerland

[burnt star]

I actually got all my top 3 in the top 3!!!

[proper heath]

Nemos fallen into the backrooms

[burnt star]

Y'all have no idea how excited I am!!!

[wild hearth]

our juries did WHAT

[paper sphinx]

[copper night]

Maybe without two wars, Croatia could've won

[wild hearth]

*televite

[high remnant]

But im reading the news and it says the netherlands gave 12 to switserland and 10 to france

[somber pelican]

Well, we dont know what wouldve happened with the points if Joost was included

[somber pelican]

Thats the jury vote of us

[paper sphinx]

Crown the witch but it's a different witch

[north owl]

eitherway this wasn't bad

[burnt scarab]

It would've been a bigger victory for Switzerland

[north owl]

hopefully next year will be better

[candid lion]

They had the change votes I'm fairly sure

[high remnant]

Oh, so our public vote was for israel?

[copper night]

Maybe we could try lordi again next year. Could he win the 69th eurovision?

[somber pelican]

Yea

[burnt scarab]

Do a Sweden and put in a previous winner?

[wild hearth]

How long hntil the juries 30% argument starts again

[candid lion]

How many public votes were for Israel do we know?

[burnt star]

God I am SO HAPPY that Switzerland won that

[oak oriole]

Queen of everything

Sounds like work

[copper night]

And Norway. Rybak did it in 2018, I think

[olive sable]

They should stay mad, Switzerland sweep

[paper sphinx]

Same!!

[somber pelican]

Now show that EBU guy so i can boo

[burnt scarab]

I haven't got a napkin, but that would've won it for Croatia and Findland - we are truely in the darkest timeline

[high remnant]

To be expected, have heard a lot of people saying they were going to vote for that. Lot's of em not even watchers of eurovision they are just spitefull.

[slim sedge]

Switserland winning may be for the best

[oak oriole]

Rip circle

[proper heath]

Well GGs guys

[high remnant]

Well at least the show went relativly well

[proper heath]

See you all in a year for the next one (the only day I'm active in this server lmao)

[burnt star]

I actually guessed the top 3 (not in the right order, but I got the countries that got in the top correct)

[wild hearth]

see you next year guys

[candid lion]

Same, it's the only time I chat here lol

[slim sedge]

They did get crowned by the witch

[safe rain]

I think I'll be staying home for next year though, Switzerland is expensive

[north owl]

anyway hopefully the UK SWEEP will happen next year

UK 2025 WINNERS

[candid lion]

Love that the crown is still there

[north owl]

LET'S GO

[candid lion]

#sweep

[paper sphinx]

Same, it's adorable

[north owl]

anyway it's getting late so I'm going to go

gg to switzerland

[proper heath]

I just hope that 0 wasn't the start of the horrors again

[safe rain]

Unless it's in Genève, then I can stay in slightly less expensive France

[copper night]

We should've removed Israel for Croatia win

[young heron]

trains aren't that expensive in switzerland

so you can take a regional train from france

and then take an intercity train in switzerland

[lament cave]

hey guys

[wild hearth]

Of course switzerland won, the stage is the shape of their flag

[copper night]

Good point

[proper heath]

WAIT IT IS

[pastel minnow]

Excellent foreshadowing

[proper heath]

The prophecy

[wild hearth]

RIGGED

[somber pelican]

HAHAHA

Trophy broke

[olive sable]

The plot thickens

[burnt star]

Happens every year

[somber pelican]

Iconic

[copper night]

You know, when they were handed the award, I thought it'd be funny if they dropped it

What do you know

[crisp idol]

Well

[proper heath]

UK SWEEP Eurovision 69

[high remnant]

Again

[crisp idol]

This was a decent year

I’m happy Switzerland won and Croatia got second

Ireland got top 10 too which is awesome!!

[frigid zealot]

loved how queer this was

[copper night]

Maybe Sweden could send Sabaton and I'd vote for em

[crisp idol]

Yippee to us!!

[olive sable]

A really good set of performers this year actually

[oak oriole]

Some good stuff

[high remnant]

I have lost any exitement for eurovision but it was fun chatting here

[paper sphinx]

I love the trophy break

[oak oriole]

Low bitrate logo audio

[olive sable]

Its a shame that it did get overshadowed by everything else going on

Which hopefully is going to be dealt with and sorted out appropriately going forward

[crisp idol]

Yeah :(

[paper sphinx]

Ikr

[copper night]

How do we get nightwish in Eurovision

[paper sphinx]

Time to watch europapa to complete the set

[vast valve]

no way, germany actually got 3 digits, insane

sometime during the jury votes while germany was at around 52 points the commentator in german tv said that this is as many points as in the last 4 years combined, haha

[white wedge]

undeserved

[paper sphinx]

I think this year proved we need juries x3

[proper heath]

Yeah right?

[steady blade]

Well I'm glad at the end of the day we are aaaaaall being united by music™️ and no one had with one another issue whatsoever ✨

[proper heath]

Yessir!!

[paper sphinx]

[burnt star]

Where do we reckon Eurovision 2025 will be?

I'm guessing Geneva

[high remnant]

Yeah, all of us were united.....

sobs in dutch

[muted haven]

Hey so what happened in the end

[oak oriole]

Music mostly

[muted haven]

I know nothing about this year's event lol

[oak oriole]

Some booing and the dude said words twice instead of once

[high remnant]

Music, points and some boos

[north owl]

Switzerland won

UK sadly lost again

[muted haven]

Dang, I actually heard Ireland's entry after RT said it was good

And had hopes for it

[high remnant]

I see you have removed the uksweep from your name

[north owl]

Ireland started well in the jury vote
Then Switzerland's lead grew bigger and bigger

[muted haven]

I liked it a lot actually

[north owl]

The public vote did shake things up

[muted haven]

Guess I'll have to listen to Switzerland's entry

[north owl]

But Switzerland still won

But in the end it was surprisingly close

[muted haven]

That's cool at least

[slim sedge]

Aperently the eurovision voice filters are god tear cuz the hackeling of Isreal was never before seen loud

[burnt star]

God that was exciting

Can't wait for next year to do this all over again :)

[crisp idol]

Hopefully next year goes smoother!

Thanks everyone for the fun times :)

[paper sphinx]

Hopefully the severe politics is out next year and it can be the "here politics" joke again xD

[muted haven]

Wish the world wasn't so fucked up, would've loved to join

But I chose to stay away for now

I'll have my Eurovision experience next year

[paper sphinx]

Yeah

I only watched because family did but it was ok despite endlessly stressful

[high remnant]

I didn't watch and probably won't be again. But chatting here was a lot of fun

[slim sedge]

Nemo broke his trophy lol

[high remnant]

They should really make better trophy's

[slim sedge]

Thats the second trophy thats confrimed broken

[paper sphinx]

Highlight moment there xD

[slim sedge]

Its more that the design of the trophy's is really unstablr

[paper sphinx]

He broke to code to breaking the trophy

[high remnant]

Yeah, therefore they should make a better one

[north owl]

Fuck I missed that

[slim sedge]

Nah the design is to iconic at this point

[muted haven]

You could fix it with some reinforcements in the joints

Without redesigning the whole thing

You just need to be smart about it

[slim sedge]

Still the thing didnt even get out if the building in one piece

[paper sphinx]

Made a good smash sound too

[high remnant]

You don't have to change it, you just have to make it better

[paper sphinx]

UK commentator said "don't break the trophy" and no less that 10s later there's the glass break sound

[slim sedge]

Anyways see yall next year

Hopfully with a new rule book

[olive sable]

UK curse

[paper sphinx]

[burnt scarab]

https://twitter.com/KarimPalant/status/1789431200668319897

European public vote breakdown

Karim Palant (@KarimPalant) on X

Europe wide public vote (in order)

Croatia - 337
Israel - 323
Ukraine - 307
France - 227
Switzerland - 226
Ireland - 136
Italy - 104

Twitter · May 11, 2024, 11:03 PM

[copper night]

War is bad because it makes my favourite lose Eurovision

[somber pelican]

💀

[paper sphinx]

Omg Bambi thug (Ireland) had ogham script saying erifesaec

[proper heath]

What does that mean? :0

[somber pelican]

Read it backwards xD

[paper sphinx]

[proper heath]

OHHHHHHH

I was putting that in translators and everything I was so lost 😭😭😭

[paper sphinx]

awwww my bad, should have said

[proper heath]

it's okay!!! I'm just permanently confused lmao

[paper sphinx]

On a big Pluss, we've learnt you can't win by buying adverts and from a few years back, you can't win by buying Flo Rida

[royal vector]

Flo Rida will forever be my favorite San Marinian

The Lithuanian singer. Poor Silvester :(

He is also apparently besties with Bambie

[copper night]

But we did learn you can win by sending an older winner. Lordi for eurovision 2025?

[north owl]

Anyway see you guys next year
Hopefully next year will be less of a mess

[slim sedge]

Anyone update the UK getting zero points compilation yet

[copper night]

Hmmm

[steady blade]

Update: the viewing figures for the Show™ last night in the UK have arrived
https://twitter.com/scottygb/status/1789589570675183969

Scott Bryan (@scottygb) on X

Eurovision was watched by 7.6 million last night, down from 9.9 million - a 23% fall.

Doctor Who had 2.6 million and 2.4 million for its two opening episodes - but they debuted on iPlayer.

Twitter · May 12, 2024, 9:32 AM

[oak oriole]

Those sure are some numbers, although I dunno what you can extract from them

[paper sphinx]

Damn that's a lot who didn't watch compared to normal

[oak oriole]

We hosted last year, so that's not a useful comparison

Semi final also dropped compared to last year, but is still the highest ever non-hosting figure

[barren raft]

realistically the best statistic would be pre covid

as 2021/22 would have higher than avg due to more people at home

[paper sphinx]

Yeah

[rancid tangle]

omg joost

[paper sphinx]

Oh?

Oh

[royal vector]

Gonna stan monkeys eating cucumbers @rancid tangle @burnt star

[paper sphinx]

[burnt star]

We'll send the banana wolves in for a round 2 if you're not careful

[paper sphinx]

Omg joost is #38 in the Spotify global chart now

[slim sedge]

honestly do it

they where really entertaining

[royal vector]

I have been physically unable to listen to Estonia’s song

Its a fucking earworm

[rancid tangle]

Nemo did actually break the trophy

[slim sedge]

he got a new one

but rip that trophy

second one confirmed broken

[slim sedge]

the dutch arned taking Joost's DQ that well

[paper sphinx]

It kinda sets a precedent of "report act to police and they have to be disqualified due to being investigated" D:

[copper night]

I am sorry
Me thinking it'd be funny if they dropped it manifested it into reality

[cloud matrix]

Seeing the harassment Bambi is getting for actually speaking out is maddening. Then again i'm looking in the youtube comments so what was i expecting.

[paper sphinx]

Ikrrr, it's something

[paper sphinx]

Omg Bambie xD

[royal vector]

Beyoncé once said “Best Revenge is your Paper”

Meaning

Fuck them haters

They wont get number 6 in Eurovision lmao

[burnt star]

Haha someone made a compilation of some of the funny moments from the Norwegian commentator

[rancid tangle]

I love her so much

She's funnier than the hosts

[paper sphinx]

Omg she's amazing

[royal vector]

I wanna be friends with her so bad

[rancid tangle]

i think she reads the news too

idk

[paper sphinx]

Voice is a little familiar (- a chronic NRK p3 listener)

[rancid tangle]

norwege?

[paper sphinx]

I wish but I'm kinda a norweeb?? Grevinnen og hovmesteren every Christmas, learnt a decent amount of Norwegian and immerse quite a bit in the culture :3

[rancid tangle]

amazing

i support it

[paper sphinx]

[royal vector]

People are insane

[high remnant]

I don't understand

What is this?

[paper sphinx]

I'm imagining a fan fic?

[high remnant]

Yeah that was my guess but what is up with those tags? What is this story even about? What is baby lasagne?

I have so many questions

[celest basalt]

wtf?

[oak oriole]

Baby Lasagna is a singer and Croatia's entrant for this year's eurovision

[high remnant]

Ah, makes sense that tag would be there then in a eurovision story

Not sure about some of the other ones

[royal vector]

I didnt read it but I think it might be an eurovision fanfic inspired by 9/11

[high remnant]

That's a wild sentence

[paper sphinx]

https://x.com/jenzopullout/status/1791010404937925103?s=46

ibby (@jenzopullout) on X

nemo didn’t even get the gilmore girls dvd. all the ebu does is lie

Twitter · May 16, 2024, 7:38 AM

[slim sedge]

how far wheve fallen

is that fucking fanfiction of Eurovision

[paper sphinx]

Ikkrrrr

[paper sphinx]

https://x.com/officialcharts/status/1791506726501445904

Official Charts (@officialcharts) on X

🇳🇱 Justice for Joost! 🇳🇱

#Eurovision2024's Joost Klein scores his first-ever Official Top 40 entry in the UK with #Europapa 🥳

Congrats, Joost! 💙

Read the full story: https://t.co/x8ieWTKh7N

#Joost #JoostKlein #Eurovision

Twitter · May 17, 2024, 4:31 PM

[celest basalt]

YESSS

[sour current]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nYdKM9W965A

[paper sphinx]

I love it

[rancid tangle]

the juries

[paper sphinx]

[royal vector]

LMAOOO

[slim sedge]

Eurovision 2025 chat

[oak oriole]

New year, new thread pls