Eurovision 2024 chat

[sacred adder]

DIdnt even hear the song, only saw the performance, but this is now my winner

[copper night]

The main singer of No Rules is asctually a finnish voice actor

[north owl]

Idk if the jury will like this
But the public will eat this up

[young heron]

portugal, obligatory football reference

[high remnant]

Okay so we want the naked guy to win?

[burnt star]

ComPLETELY forgot Portugal was in the finale

😭

[royal vector]

Your parents will hate it but your kids will love it type song

[sacred adder]

kinda the same with europapa

[proper heath]

It's me, I am public

[royal vector]

You and everyone else

She is a nice lady tho

Too bad song is boring

[copper night]

Joost was disqualified to funnel all the funny votes to Finland

[north owl]

I am also the public

[north owl]

A worthy sacrifice

[proper heath]

All they've done is funneled the normally spilt funny votes

[royal vector]

Song is called grito

No screaming

Why evej

[proper heath]

I mean Estonia still exists

[wild hearth]

I can see bats outside my window

[candid lion]

She got moon knight to be her dancer

[proper heath]

Batman

[high remnant]

Let them in

[proper heath]

MOONKNIGHT LMAO

All his personalities rolling up

[north owl]

This is kinda mid fr

[candid lion]

Oh, is there a bingo card for this year?

[steady blade]

Suomi mainittu?

[young heron]

they commited suicide by placing it right next to the funny finnish song

[proper heath]

I FORGOT ABOUT THE BINGO CARD NOOOOOOO

[royal vector]

PEACE WILL PREVAIL

[slim sedge]

"How many versions of victor can we fit in here" -Egyptian gods

[royal vector]

Based

[young heron]

PEACE WILL PREVAIL

[royal vector]

ARMENIA

armenia

ARMENIAAAAA

[wild hearth]

not a Ballad person but Portugal s is good

[young heron]

armenia, bringer of mid songs since ????

[slim sedge]

Energy the singer rn

[proper heath]

They're not a couple :(

[young heron]

best car

[candid lion]

Jesus?

[young heron]

Oh... god... her eyes...

[slim sedge]

Ill take what Armenia takes to be this high energy

[proper heath]

I actually kinda like this

[olive sable]

Lets go armenia!!

[royal vector]

SHE IS MY QUEEN

[olive sable]

It's such a bop

[proper heath]

I actually really like this WHAT

[royal vector]

this is one of the best songs

[north owl]

I want to do a jig to this

[proper heath]

FIDDLE MAN WOOO

[royal vector]

Easily

[proper heath]

Audience participation they love this

As they should

[paper sphinx]

[somber pelican]

Im really missing something

Like genuinely

[slim sedge]

We stan our energetic queen

[somber pelican]

Im not seeing enough sand

[olive sable]

Joost???????

[somber pelican]

No no

Sand

We need the sand

[proper heath]

It's been too many songs since sand

[olive sable]

No no they showed people weith europapa on

[royal vector]

Cyrprus comes on

Bathroom break

[somber pelican]

We had a short dune reference

But not enough sand

[copper night]

WHEN WILL VATICAN JOIN EUROVISION?

[proper heath]

There was some sand at the beginning

[wild hearth]

JAKO SWEEEEEEEP

[proper heath]

LMAOO

[royal vector]

Unironically slay

[somber pelican]

Thats sooooooo long ago

[royal vector]

Lets see what those priests can do

[wild hearth]

touch kids

[royal vector]

Cyprus has sand in some places

[proper heath]

Unironically Vatican singing primary school hymns would go hard

[royal vector]

Cerys 💀💀💀💀

[slim sedge]

When we have the firdt gen Z pope

[olive sable]

Would pope win the televotes

[young heron]

can francis hit that griddy

[wild hearth]

am i wrong?

[candid lion]

Do they even have a broadcasting channel?

[proper heath]

"he holds the world in his hands🗣️🗣️

[copper night]

Good question

[slim sedge]

Yes mostly used for clergical anouncments

[north owl]

#VATICANSWEEP

[proper heath]

What's the world the Vatican people? Vaticaners?

[white wedge]

finland was a banger

armenia also

now awaiting hrvastka

[proper heath]

Sounds like the pope has a YouTube channel "What's up my Vaticaners!"

[white wedge]

for the ultimate banger

[north owl]

Christian

[somber pelican]

Today we are reading verse...

[paper sphinx]

They have Vatican radio

[candid lion]

Popians

[paper sphinx]

No idea about TV tho

[wild hearth]

TO DO, TO DOO

[burnt star]

Cyprus sent Fuego, and it was so good they did it 5 more times

[wild hearth]

LIAR LIAR LIAR

[somber pelican]

El Diablo still better

[proper heath]

Pretty good!! Not amazing but good

[olive sable]

All these acts fighting it out for hottest shirtless men

[proper heath]

HONESTLY

[rancid tangle]

"now we're heading over to Switzerland, and not only to escape tax" I love this caster so much omg

Norway on top

[royal vector]

Peronally this song is not my thing

[proper heath]

Wait they said that?? Lmaooo

[royal vector]

But I wont be mad if it wins

[rancid tangle]

Switzerland was good

[rancid tangle]

The caster says all kinds of things, she's amazing

Funnier than the hosts

[paper sphinx]

This one is good!

[young heron]

YES.

[royal vector]

This is winner material

From all perspectives

Super polished

[rancid tangle]

You go they ❤️

[burnt star]

Switzerland loves their brown-haired twinks 😍

[proper heath]

OH DAMN

[royal vector]

Slay queen! I mean they!!

[rancid tangle]

I LOVE THEM TOO

[somber pelican]

They're doing everything. Rapping, dancing, singing, running

[onyx isle]

Let’s gooo

[olive sable]

They're so great

[rancid tangle]

Slay monarch!!!

[somber pelican]

And still hit all the notes

[proper heath]

Okay this is actually BANGING

[young heron]

I LOVE THIS SO MUCH

[proper heath]

Woah oh oh

[young heron]

DRUM AND BASS AS WELL

[rancid tangle]

This one could win

[royal vector]

Like this is completely winner material

[olive sable]

And its a song all about being non binary aswell

[royal vector]

I wont vote for them

But I am ok if they win

[olive sable]

Its one of the best

[white wedge]

mid tbh

[burnt star]

This is one of my top 3 this year

[young heron]

they found their kingdom cum

[proper heath]

SPIN

[white wedge]

Croatia, Armenia and Finland were better

[young heron]

FOR ONCE

SWITZERLAND PREVAILS

[white wedge]

the food in my microwave:

[onyx isle]

Whooo oh oh

[rancid tangle]

Croatia, Norway, Switzerland and Estonia could all be top 5

[somber pelican]

Ireland

[royal vector]

Fuck it…

[dense ibex]

the prop use is super cool

[royal vector]

Another euro

I am gonna run out of money

[white wedge]

Ireland was cool

[dense ibex]

good going satellite dish man

[proper heath]

There's actually a bunch of really good ones this year

[rancid tangle]

Another Impulse buy W

[royal vector]

This aint good for me

[olive sable]

Nojus going bankrupt from silly song content

[proper heath]

Infinite vote glitch

[candid lion]

They raided the pet store

[rancid tangle]

Big dreidel....

[slim sedge]

That was a wierd compelation

[proper heath]

Some more lore dropping

[oak oriole]

I find these bits hard to watch

[proper heath]

Should I be taking notes

Will there be a quiz at the end?

[slim sedge]

That was cute ig

[wild hearth]

Did I just hear someone shout europapa?

[north owl]

I personally enjoy the trivia

[oak oriole]

It's digital versatile disc

[proper heath]

Wait until Sweden finds out about bbc iPlayer

[royal vector]

tbh this year has been the best for these bits

[olive sable]

The disc has europapa!

[slim sedge]

If they really make that im buying

[royal vector]

Hamas found on Sweden

[north owl]

the show being on dvd is nothing
I'm recording this shit to vhs right now

I'm not even joking

[royal vector]

vaporwave girlie

[olive sable]

Vinyl eurovision when

[dense ibex]

@sour current Do not bring politics in here. See the pins.

[copper night]

We have the 2007 eurovision on vhs

[royal vector]

anyway gonna go shower

[celest basalt]

did i just hear something or did i just hallucinate

[north owl]

the recording will be filling the whole tape so the stuff on afterward will also be included

[royal vector]

do not care for Slovenia

[sour current]

I see, I just found it a funny coincidence, will delete

[royal vector]

BAN THE FRENCH

NO HORNY

[north owl]

last time I just recorded the show and it overran so I missed out the actual winner announcement

[rancid tangle]

I need my hair looking beautiful for later

[slim sedge]

She defenetly won the wear as little as legaly possible contest

[onyx isle]

More nudity

[high remnant]

Another naked person?

[olive sable]

One more the shirtless men comp

[north owl]

but this year the recording ends at 2 fucking am

[candid lion]

But censor man

[proper heath]

They are loving skin this year huh

[high remnant]

But we don't like this naked person? Only the naked man from earlier?

[oak oriole]

It's funny how this highlights the arbitrary ideas of decency we have tbh

[north owl]

personally I think we peaked at finland

[somber pelican]

You'd say with all that water and ... wetness ... some sand would also be included

[oak oriole]

Dress the lady the same as the men there and no broadcast for you

[candid lion]

Must be hot in the arena

[copper night]

times are tough. There weren't enough shirts for eurovision this year

[proper heath]

There are alot of pyrotechnics

[rancid tangle]

Eurovision is the show for dressing men slutty

[proper heath]

Budget cuts of fabric :(

[wild hearth]

slayvenia I fear

[rancid tangle]

It's amazing

[candid lion]

Probably cause they kept ripping them in half lol

[sudden trench]

That must’ve been where the wardrobe budget went

[oak oriole]

Did they really not do cds before this year?

[olive sable]

Here we go

[rancid tangle]

The caster is awesome "looks like the singer took the costume budget herself"

[proper heath]

ANDY MURRAY ON TWITTER:
"Is there a chap on the telly with his bobby out??"

[white wedge]

IT"S TIMMEEEEEE

RIM TIM TAGI DIM

[slim sedge]

RIM RIM RIM

[proper heath]

Baby lasagna love that name

[olive sable]

Graham saving the epileptics

[proper heath]

Okay YEAH

[onyx isle]

I already love it

[proper heath]

This guy looks like Astarion lmao

[white wedge]

WOWOWOWOWOO

[crisp idol]

Gave 10 votes to Croatia

[white wedge]

BEST SONG

[wild hearth]

ITS OUR KING

[proper heath]

WOOOOAHH

[onyx isle]

Wooooahhh

[proper heath]

Okay yeah this could win and I'd be happy

[north owl]

this is good but idk if I could beat finland

[royal vector]

banger

BANGER

KING

[north owl]

well it could probably beat finland in the jury

[crisp idol]

MEOW CAT PLEASE MEOW BACK

[royal vector]

MEWO CAT PLEASE MEOW BACK

[white wedge]

RIM TIM TAGI DIM TIM TAGI

[young heron]

genpub

[proper heath]

Pov: me trying to stop the bus at my stop

[crisp idol]

My anxiety attacks mood

[royal vector]

The audience screaming

[proper heath]

MOOD

[young heron]

my mom just sent me this

defeat approaches

[oak oriole]

Good.

[crisp idol]

YEAAAAHHHH

[royal vector]

how much you wanna bet the jury will hate this

[olive sable]

The dancing cats

[slim sedge]

Croatia sweep

[crisp idol]

God I love it so much

[dense ibex]

this was a good and bouncy

[candid lion]

Too many seriously good songs!! Ahhh

[onyx isle]

I love it

[dense ibex]

wheres the ballads for my snack or toilet breaks

[royal vector]

God I want him so bad

i mean

good song

[proper heath]

LMAOO

Real

REAL

[young heron]

france soon

[celest basalt]

miss joost :(

[olive sable]

Its the country who had the penis wearer in the press center

[royal vector]

Penis Lady

as in

Penis Balloon Lady

[wild hearth]

Those shots of the crowd WOAAH ing were perfect

[candid lion]

This has more epilepsy stuff than the last song, but didn't get a warning?

[proper heath]

She reminds me of how I dress my destiny warlock

[royal vector]

LMAOOOO

that Mars Shader going wild

[copper night]

I thought that'd be a swede

I've seen their balloons

[proper heath]

It's the gloves I think lmao

[olive sable]

Okay whenever i see the staging for this i can only think of arlecchino and the crimson moon from genshin impact

[royal vector]

the best part about Georgia is the choreo

everything else is kinda meh

[wild hearth]

mid girl bop hours

[rancid tangle]

I like the preformance

[royal vector]

worst gauntlets in game

I see it

[proper heath]

I can't even remember what they do

[royal vector]

double melee

[proper heath]

I haven't even played destiny in like years??? Why has the come to me

[proper heath]

OHH

[young heron]

rhmmmm mimimimi

[rancid tangle]

Le France

Mon dieu

[young heron]

time to piss

[proper heath]

I think I used these for a melee focused build

[young heron]

bathroom break guys

[olive sable]

El fishe au chocolat

[royal vector]

sleepy hours

[proper heath]

Baguette

[royal vector]

le fishe

[proper heath]

Last won in 97 damn

HS LOOKS FLY

[somber pelican]

Sannnnddddd

[young heron]

all the images shown are Paris

he's from Marseille

[royal vector]

guys does anyone know why all the entries have been Sand by SABA??

[young heron]

draw me like one of your french singers

[rancid tangle]

I lowkey vibe to Frances song

[proper heath]

Dress me like a Eurovision twink

[somber pelican]

Je t'aime sand

[olive sable]

What do you mean Nojus its always been like this

[somber pelican]

That sand do be very bright

Must be good quality

[proper heath]

Sand in the sun

[young heron]

he's got a good voice though

[royal vector]

He was trying to grab sand

[somber pelican]

Dont see a single pebble in it

[royal vector]

but there wasnt any

😔

[somber pelican]

Lies

[proper heath]

He has a great voice!

[young heron]

okay holy shit it's not mid

it's still not winnable

but it's not mid

[north owl]

great voice shame the song is kinda boring

[proper heath]

Damn he's giving me butterflies why did he grab the camera like that

[somber pelican]

Staging sucks tho

[wild hearth]

je s'aime (I love sand)

[royal vector]

acapella

[copper night]

[young heron]

NOITA

[copper night]

I must summon denmark

[royal vector]

why is he grabing me

[young heron]

HOLY SHIT

[somber pelican]

Bit too much CO2

[royal vector]

good vocals boring song

[proper heath]

Okay I really it, just not really scratching that Eurovision crazy itch

[oak oriole]

I saw those people bringing things on. You can't hide from me.

[proper heath]

NOOO BRIGHTON

[young heron]

gave me butterflies

[proper heath]

LMFAOO

[young heron]

BRIGHTON HAHAHHAA

[candid lion]

Based Brighton

[oak oriole]

Straight out of tv burp

[proper heath]

WHY DID BRIGHTON JUST CATCH A STRAY LMFAOOO

[oak oriole]

Tv highlight of the week moment

[royal vector]

i cant believe eru is performing for austria this year

[north owl]

so true

[young heron]

reminds me so much of this

[north owl]

this was an S tier segment

[dense ibex]

whys the daft punk triangle here

[wild hearth]

Brighton's a City?????

[royal vector]

eru will now look like this in my minds eyes

[proper heath]

Can I vote for Brighton to win

[paper sphinx]

Ok that was a funny segment

[somber pelican]

We will rave

[north owl]

especially with norton saying "look brighton you're on television" and "look brighton you were on television"

[wild hearth]

BRIGHTON SWEEP

[slim sedge]

For a song about raving she really aint

[celest basalt]

welcome to ohio! everyone's your dad here.

[olive sable]

Segment made just for graham

[proper heath]

We will rave, let us be the judge of that

[young heron]

this is the most boring rave i've been in

[proper heath]

Currently not raving

[royal vector]

play this at a rave and you will be stoned to death with candy bracelets

[proper heath]

EVEN THE CAMERA GOT BORED

[somber pelican]

What happened?

[oak oriole]

NotLikeThis

[proper heath]

It froze for me for a second

[somber pelican]

Yea same

[young heron]

that's the shittiest amen break i've been witnessing

everyone about this is just mid

[slim sedge]

The Cameras dont wanna be here

[proper heath]

20 votes for Brighton

[somber pelican]

The skibidi toilet song is better than this

[young heron]

25 competing artists

[rancid tangle]

voice chatto

[royal vector]

I am gonna leave for a moment to socialize

[proper heath]

Finland my winner

[royal vector]

I will come back and join vc when they start annoncing votes

[young heron]

okay bathroom break fr

[royal vector]

@ me if I am not here by then

pls

[young heron]

how much time is it going to take

to announce votes

[candid lion]

Few hours

[royal vector]

like half an hour

[somber pelican]

Only 25 artists? I thought i saw the number 26 😭

[north owl]

well there's still like an hour and a half

[royal vector]

usually

[young heron]

alright i'll be there then

[royal vector]

30 mins to 1 hour

[safe rain]

Well they weren't done by 1245 when I left last night

[north owl]

I might stay out of vc

[olive sable]

Ireland!!

[white wedge]

Ireland is badass

I love it

[olive sable]

I love Olly's camera winks

[north owl]

#UKSWEEP

[white wedge]

Britain has managed to play the gayest song on ESC

[rancid tangle]

join

call

[north owl]

finland needs to win

[white wedge]

nah

[olive sable]

But Croatia

[white wedge]

CROATIA SURGEEE 50%

[candid lion]

Sir your username does not check out

[north owl]

shut up

[olive sable]

So proud of them

[wild hearth]

✨ 🇭🇷 ✨

[copper night]

Yes
We need to host the 69th Eurovision

[slim sedge]

Alcazar is a worthy abba replacment

[north owl]

idk

abba are really fucking good

[wild hearth]

And that ladies and gentlemen, is my cue for a piss break

[olive sable]

Huh

the ABBAtars

[candid lion]

Sims 3 abba

[pastel minnow]

Uncanny Valley time

[rancid tangle]

Capgras syndrome

[somber pelican]

Still no sand

[slim sedge]

60 to 1 odds that they still show up

[rancid tangle]

thats in reference to denmark right

[wild hearth]

WAIT WHERE DID ABBA COMW FROM I WENT TO A PISS FOR ONE MINUTE

[rancid tangle]

ITS ABBA CLONE

[candid lion]

They are always lurking

[rancid tangle]

REPLACED BY DEEP STATE

[north owl]

waterloo is the best eurovision song

[slim sedge]

Substitute abba

[proper heath]

This is new Abba

[wild hearth]

iT WAS LOREEN ALL ALONG

[somber pelican]

Ofcourse

[proper heath]

Convinced Abba sold their souls for their hologram versions

[slim sedge]

220 to one odds on ABBA still showing up

[north owl]

recap 2

time for a piss break

[copper night]

Will the rejected Bayonetta design win? What say the gamblers?

[pastel minnow]

I think it’s joever

[proper heath]

Croatian Astarion might win

[pastel minnow]

Yep I really I think so

[slim sedge]

JES winner tile

[proper heath]

Graham lmao "Oh no.. it's youth Eurovision"

[north owl]

I would complain if olly got 4th

[proper heath]

Can't wait to see Iceland's jury

[north owl]

I compained when we got 2nd in 2022

[proper heath]

YEAHHH

[pastel minnow]

Sorry I’m not caught up lol. What’s the context?

[proper heath]

Iceland have wack jury

[slim sedge]

A U S T R A L I A

[proper heath]

For a good or bad reason?

[wild hearth]

UK SWEEP

[north owl]

"do we need a reminder of the horrors?"
-graham norton

[pastel minnow]

What did they do?

[proper heath]

Nothing yet

[royal vector]

Are they counting votes yet?

[proper heath]

we're getting ukzillion votes with this one 🗣️🗣️

Votes not closed yet

[rancid tangle]

nope

[north owl]

it felt like ukraine won mostly due to pity votes

[proper heath]

Oh yes

I agree

[rancid tangle]

why are the hosts lady dimitrescu

[slim sedge]

Loreen nails

[north owl]

but we did well despite that
us getting 2nd is rare

[copper night]

Boo her!

[north owl]

freddy kruger ass nails

[proper heath]

I honestly can't remember this song

[safe rain]

Don't worry, you wouldn't recognise it with this mix anyway

[proper heath]

WAIT

SAND !!!!!

[safe rain]

This is Loreen doing Loreen things

[proper heath]

SAND???

[slim sedge]

Shes wearing valkery armor from any bad jrpg

[wild hearth]

SAND???

[burnt star]

One thing I’ll give Sweden is that they have really good Eurovision hosts

[white wedge]

the new ikea chair collection promotion video

[barren raft]

did israel win or

[north owl]

THE SAND SWEEP IS REAL

[copper night]

UK hosting eurovision last year felt like an acknowledgement, that they would've won other wise

[proper heath]

Voting for sand

[candid lion]

To go with the shelves from the beginning

[north owl]

the jury scores haven't been announced yet

[wild hearth]

"Strapped to a bar stool in a car wash" thanks graham

[slim sedge]

Voting is not even clossed yet

[copper night]

[somber pelican]

Wtf is that chair

[white wedge]

#1214160779885027348 message

[proper heath]

⏳

[rancid tangle]

it looks like the swingset designed for toddlers

[wild hearth]

Is loreen advertising the sequel to cyberpunk 2077?

[somber pelican]

I cant with this chair KEKW

[olive sable]

Cyberpunk Loreen

You get to play as Loreen

[copper night]

Cyberpunk 4154?

[slim sedge]

Shes gonna sing tatoo as well aint she

[olive sable]

You win every single Eurovision for Sweden

[wild hearth]

cyberNails 2023

[proper heath]

DUST SAND

[slim sedge]

Shes singing tatoo as well

[proper heath]

She's being taken by the sand..

[burnt star]

God I LOVE this staging

[olive sable]

Denmark is making her move on Loreen

[copper night]

Barely noticed she was singing tattoo

[burnt star]

This is such an incredible stage design

[somber pelican]

? /s

[white wedge]

the chair will suck her into the ground after the performance

[burnt star]

? no???

It is gorgeous with all the tassles

[proper heath]

I feel like walking through the tassels would be fun

[somber pelican]

O ...

[white wedge]

loreen is quite boring tbh

[north owl]

jury next?

I wanna see the UK dominate

#UKSWEEP

[wild hearth]

UK UK UK UK

[white wedge]

shut uo

[proper heath]

We won't win but I think the UK will do well

[white wedge]

CROATIA SURGEEEE

[olive sable]

I genuinely want the UK to do well

[proper heath]

FINLAND MY WINNERS

[somber pelican]

Itll probably do better than the average results it has gotten yes

[north owl]

I'm mostly joking but I would be happy if we won

[copper night]

Name song no rules
Get censored because rules

[slim sedge]

Get me that croatia sweep

[proper heath]

Hoping for a joke song win

FIIINNNLAAANND

We're going to Helsinki with this one

[copper night]

I propose Rovaniemi

They'll never see it coming

[proper heath]

Oh here we go

[proper heath]

votes closing

[white wedge]

52% for croatia

[young heron]

@royal vector is starting

[olive sable]

Croatia sweep

[royal vector]

COMING

[north owl]

lies
#UKSWEEP

[proper heath]

Jury here we go

[white wedge]

keep coping

[safe rain]

81% of people haven't heard the German song

[olive sable]

Ooh the boos

[north owl]

the german song is car advert music

[proper heath]

Oooh crowd booing

[candid lion]

Couldn't even hear him over the booing lol

[white wedge]

the boos are beautiful

[oak oriole]

Results happened fast

[paper sphinx]

There boo

[oak oriole]

Oh right jury

[copper night]

What was the booing at?

[olive sable]

Nemo!!!!!

[proper heath]

Swiss balling

[north owl]

the head of the EBU I believe

[candid lion]

Fairly sure she said "nether- Switzerland"

[copper night]

Ah

[slim sedge]

Germany has points

[olive sable]

She said Nemo

[north owl]

ireland starting well

[wild hearth]

THATS LOUD

[candid lion]

Ah gotcha

[olive sable]

Still wonder why its 37 countries

[north owl]

UK can still win this #uksweep

[proper heath]

PORTUGAL??

[wild hearth]

CROWN THE WITCH

[olive sable]

Netherlands officially revoked their jury votes and have no spokesperson so its certainly interesting they still seem to be counting them

[proper heath]

UK bumping down every time 😞

[oak oriole]

Crong level increasing

[somber pelican]

Ireland scoring pretty good so far

[proper heath]

Swiss sweep currently

[slim sedge]

Switserland sweep

[candid lion]

Question of the night, will France have the Eiffel tower for the 66th time

[white wedge]

WGAT IS SWITZERLAND DOING

[safe rain]

Österdahl will probably announce them
Or the work experience girl

[wild hearth]

can we have one point please

[north owl]

bribing the jury so the uk loses

[wild hearth]

a single point

[paper sphinx]

I love switzseland, this is ok for me

[olive sable]

Switzerland jury favourite and Croatia crowd favourite i bet

[north owl]

is the uk sweep bit getting old?

[proper heath]

UK oh god the horrors

WE'RE BACK IN THE TRENCHES

[white wedge]

STOP THE COUNT

[candid lion]

UK 0 point sweep

[white wedge]

STOOOP THE COUUNT

[olive sable]

Not old but i think the dream is Over

[north owl]

honestly it's funnier if we lose

[high remnant]

No, i mean they are not going to win so it might even be considered funny

[oak oriole]

...wow, haha

[proper heath]

Ohh Malta giving points to Israel

[high remnant]

I have not watched any of the show tonight, but the uk just always seems to lose, i don't know why

[wild hearth]

War flashbacks to last year

[slim sedge]

Switserland sweep is real

[candid lion]

Jealously

[somber pelican]

Swiep

[dense ibex]

UK losing is the best part

[proper heath]

HOW ARE WE GETTING BEATEN BY ISRAEL 🧍‍♂️🧍‍♂️🧍‍♂️

[wild hearth]

cries in uk

[high remnant]

Poor uk

[somber pelican]

Bro is flying in the air

[olive sable]

How are we getting beaten by germany

[safe rain]

Your guess is as good as mine

[wild hearth]

we're WHAT

[north owl]

at least ireland has a chance

[proper heath]

Ireland live on

[olive sable]

And estonia too

[wild hearth]

BRB changing my nationality

[high remnant]

Who is currently winning?

[proper heath]

Switzerland

[high remnant]

Ah

[proper heath]

They are sweeping

[candid lion]

Switzerland. They keep getting the 12

[olive sable]

Switzerland well in the lead

Bambie in second

[north owl]

while switzerland is dominating the jury votes
ireland is still getting points consistently

[slim sedge]

Swiss sweep is real

[white wedge]

ALBANIA GAVE A POINT TO SERBIA HAHAHAHAHAH

[proper heath]

LMAO

[somber pelican]

But you see who didnt get a point so far?

[royal vector]

Switzerland is the Jury’s darling

[somber pelican]

Indeed; the UK

[north owl]

this could be like 2022 but without the pity votes

[somber pelican]

Lmao

[slim sedge]

Get austria UK and Estonia some pointd let Isreal be last

[wild hearth]

ARMENIA POINTS LETS GO

[high remnant]

At least in this wild song contest we can rely on some things staying the same

[proper heath]

How does Estonia not have any either

Oooh booing

[olive sable]

Oh the boos again

[oak oriole]

Yeah boo that random lady. That'll show them!

[high remnant]

Why boo?

[olive sable]

Surprisingly they aren't censoring them

[high remnant]

Who was getting the boo

[slim sedge]

UK still at zero

[oak oriole]

Random unrelated lady

[candid lion]

Probably would make the EBU look worse if they did

[olive sable]

Israel jury spokesperson

[white wedge]

@north owl so how's the sweep doing

[lament magnet]

May just not be prepared. This is unprecedented.

[proper heath]

UK SWEEP 🗣️🗣️🗣️

[high remnant]

Oh, yeah should have guessed that

[north owl]

the jury are fools who wouldn't know music if it punched them 1000000000 times

[proper heath]

WE HAVE POINTS

[slim sedge]

UK has points

[proper heath]

AUSTRALIA I COULD KISS YOU

[candid lion]

Australia being loyal again!

[slim sedge]

Get Estonia some points now

[north owl]

#UKSWEEP
THE DREAM IS REAL

[royal vector]

For once the Jury doesnt suck

[north owl]

WOOOOOOOOO

[high remnant]

The uk sweep will still happen

[royal vector]

Except for doing Estonia dirty

[oak oriole]

Yeah but now we're just doing shit rather than haha 0

[proper heath]

Estonia :((

[wild hearth]

JM SO BEHIND DID WE GET POINTS

[proper heath]

Is no longer funny it's just sad lmao

[rancid tangle]

why does the background music when they vote sound like this

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vhSHXGM7kgE

[olive sable]

RIP to estonia

[somber pelican]

It'll be so funny if Ireland win

[north owl]

BETTER THAN ESTONIA
#UKSWEEP

[paper sphinx]

Estonian vsauce noooo

[high remnant]

Ah no is beard guy losing

[north owl]

honestly I am hoping that ireland wins

but uk sweep is funny

[white wedge]

the most mid song gets the most points from juries

[oak oriole]

Points

[proper heath]

MORE POINTS

The comeback

[olive sable]

Spain 🥰

[wild hearth]

IRELAAAAAAAND

[high remnant]

More uk points?

[proper heath]

UK SWEEP AT 6 POINTS

[olive sable]

Its not over our gay energy can still prevail

[somber pelican]

Pity points

[royal vector]

Estonia being done dirty

[copper night]

Swissp

[high remnant]

gonna win this for sure

[proper heath]

I'm actually pissed at Estonia

[slim sedge]

Helvetic sweep

[wild hearth]

Praying for a Moldova 2022

[burnt star]

Switzerland is HOPING in the points!!!!

[proper heath]

Norway giving 8 to Israel crowd wasn't happy

[proper heath]

HONESTLY

[safe rain]

I think they've given up trying to hide the booing

[proper heath]

They have lmao

[white wedge]

Moldova 22 was a BANGER

[north owl]

I still think ireland could win in the public vote

[proper heath]

Ohh more booing to Germany

[white wedge]

Switzerland doesn't deserve the win

[north owl]

thought a swiss win is becoming more likely

[slim sedge]

Croatia can still turn this around

[wild hearth]

CHISINAU BUCHAREST

[oak oriole]

Waiting for the 409 uk points from the public vote

[proper heath]

Estonia SWEEP

[north owl]

there are countries that deserve it less
like germany

[white wedge]

definitely

[olive sable]

Gays worldwide will carry us into first

[proper heath]

FRANCE

[slim sedge]

Cross anouncer singing of

[wild hearth]

poor Lithuania man

[safe rain]

Spain deserve better

[rancid tangle]

how did norway vote for israel??? hello??

it doesnt make sense at all

[proper heath]

Another France 12???

[burnt star]

Germany is on my hate list fr

[copper night]

Oh so when France does a live ritual on stage, they get nothing but Ireland gets a shitton of points

[burnt star]

Giving 12 to SWEDEN???

[north owl]

I am worrying about ireland's chances

[burnt star]

Hate list

[slim sedge]

France showing big 5 can still win

[frigid zealot]

why did they boo germany i wonder

[north owl]

they're slipping away while the swiss are still gaining the big points

[proper heath]

Little booing for Georgia

[high remnant]

Why so many boo's

[proper heath]

Jury's voting for Israel

[white wedge]

booooo

[north owl]

ireland ain't winning the jury vote but a shorter gap could help then in the public vote

[white wedge]

eliminate switzerland

[olive sable]

3 points!!

[frigid zealot]

10 points irland yeah

[oak oriole]

Points (in french)

[proper heath]

3 points the sweep is real

[copper night]

Maybe we can win the 69th instead...

[high remnant]

I guess, it does kinda feel like the boo's would get a bit less effective if it's every second country that gets them

[proper heath]

GREECE?

[wild hearth]

sudden france comeback

[north owl]

UK SWEEP

[proper heath]

Moldova my kings and queens

[oak oriole]

Time to switch to the backup plan. Angry tweets will show them who's boss!

[candid lion]

Lol, it's all they've got left

[proper heath]

I HEARD MOLDOVA SAY "UK-" and my heart STOPPED

[high remnant]

There is always another roblox protest

[olive sable]

But thats our news source! We can't fill it with anger as well

[rancid tangle]

jury rn

[pastel minnow]

Estonia was the best act…

[wild hearth]

WE GOT POINTS

[proper heath]

LOL

[wild hearth]

ONLY NINE

BUT POINTS

[frigid zealot]

😦 hope they get some points

[white wedge]

"estonians are onion slop eating hungarians who polished the..."

or something

[north owl]

I am genuinely rooting for ireland

[frigid zealot]

same

[slim sedge]

Loreen just said she wont give the trouphy if Isreal wins huh

[high remnant]

But uksweep

[proper heath]

UK looking so defeated in the background nooo

[north owl]

WE CAN STILL WIN IT GUYS ONLY 17 JURIES TO GO

[oak oriole]

P A D D I N G

[high remnant]

Keep the dream alive!!!!

[olive sable]

Did she?

[proper heath]

All 17 gonna give us 12

[slim sedge]

Croatia will sweep public vote

[north owl]

ireland just has to close the gap and the public vote could give them the required points

[wild hearth]

The nemo-marina friendship is so real

[oak oriole]

Audible checks notes after "let's see the top 3"

[slim sedge]

Greco cypriot alliance has been pernamently broken

[north owl]

you know I'm actually having a lot of fun watching this

[safe rain]

Cyprus and Greece not exchanging twelves?

[proper heath]

Some more little booing oop

[oak oriole]

Your pride flag won't save you now

[north owl]

look at Estonia down there
idk if it's funny or sad

[frigid zealot]

why tho, just because they dont like the performance?

[proper heath]

For Israel votes

[north owl]

ireland is slipping

[candid lion]

Lots and lots of booing there

[rancid tangle]

bump 😭

[oak oriole]

That person sure said some words

[copper night]

What use are neighbours if they do not vote for you

[proper heath]

ITS SAD

[high remnant]

I have no context for this message but i really like it

[pastel minnow]

WHAT A JOKE

Omg

[olive sable]

Even nemo didn't celebrate that 12 points

[proper heath]

ESTONIA VOTESSS

[olive sable]

Austria saving estonia

[north owl]

at this point the swiss will have so much of a lead in the jury vote that the public vote won't matter

[slim sedge]

No null pointd

[frigid zealot]

yes that was good

[wild hearth]

NO NOT AGAIN PLEASE

[oak oriole]

Someone didn't listen to Graham Norton

[candid lion]

France yet again proving they have just one landmark for their call in

[oak oriole]

EIFFEL TOWER

Omg the lights are on. ILLEGAL EIFFEL TOWER

CEASE AND DESIST

[olive sable]

Eurovision is over

[frigid zealot]

copyright infringement

[north owl]

calling it now the swiss are gonna win

[proper heath]

ESTONIA WOOO

[high remnant]

The uk still has a chance

[proper heath]

ESTONIA SWEEP

[olive sable]

Paris are preparing the waponised baguettes

[candid lion]

France is already cocking it's shotgun

[slim sedge]

Its not a unachievable headstart

[wild hearth]

ESTONIAAAAAAA

[copper night]

I hated last year for this

[candid lion]

Estonia is no longer at 0, which means they're now just as average as the rest of us

[copper night]

Croatia still has a chance tho
Unlike Finland...

[proper heath]

Sad Finland moment

[oak oriole]

Speed of light is pretty low today

[pastel minnow]

It’s over

[proper heath]

Swiss sweep

Sweeperland

4 POINTS

[oak oriole]

Points gained

[candid lion]

I don't even remember Switzerland being particularly memorable?

[burnt star]

Awww we were just ahead of the UK :(

[proper heath]

UK climbing the ladder

[oak oriole]

They were on the rotating thing

[olive sable]

Ehe not anymore

[burnt scarab]

Croatia in top3 😒

[rancid tangle]

WHY DOES THE BACKGROUND MUSIC SOUND LIKE THE SAW THEME

[burnt scarab]

(I want them to go into the public as top 2)

[wild hearth]

UK SWEEP

[high remnant]

Let's go uk

[candid lion]

The tipping one?

[north owl]

UK SWEEP

UNITED PEAKDOM

[copper night]

Such are the jury favourites

[slim sedge]

FUCK OUR JURY WHY DID WE GIVE ISREAL POINTS

[rancid tangle]

ours gave more

like norway gave more

HOWEVER

norway gave the least to israel from actual voters

[oak oriole]

8 song units

[olive sable]

We're getting the shinies

[north owl]

UKSWEEP

8 POINTS

[oak oriole]

Hey remember when we got 0 in the public vote

[wild hearth]

27 POINTS

LETS GO

[safe rain]

I don't think they'll win, but at least this is Ireland's best showing since they got the Chinese broadcaster banned

[north owl]

ONE STEP CLOSER TO ONE UKILLION BABY

[olive sable]

Any year in particular?

[north owl]

I think that was last year

[candid lion]

Most years lol

[paper sphinx]

[wild hearth]

30 POINTS

[olive sable]

Ireland with the UK points

[proper heath]

I WENT TO THE TOILET WHY ARE WE ON 34 POINTS WHAT THE FUCK???

[wild hearth]

UK SWEEP BABY

[proper heath]

Switzerland with over 300

[north owl]

the swiss are gonna win

[frigid zealot]

huh are you all from the uk? 😄

[burnt star]

Holy fucking Swiss sweep

[north owl]

the public vote won't matter

calling it now

[burnt star]

300+ points in jury alone is CRAZY

[olive sable]

Imagine if we got a 12

[proper heath]

Yeah the swiss are gonna win no matter

[high remnant]

🇬🇧 have faith

[candid lion]

Switzerland getting an average of 10 points for every single voting country

[north owl]

I swear if the swiss are shown with no points at the start of the jury they will get 12

[oak oriole]

I asked everyone to vote for Slovenia to fuck with the numbers

[proper heath]

Crowd not liking the Cyprus Israel 8

A 12 FOR CROATIA

[north owl]

the only way swiss are losing is if they get nil points in the public vote

[white wedge]

YESSSSSSS

CYPRUS I LOVE YOU

[north owl]

thank fuck the swiss aren't getting 12

[olive sable]

Croatia sweep and swiss flop would have to be the situation

[candid lion]

Even then, the public need to vote near exclusively for one country

[proper heath]

Come on UK we can get into the first column that's the dream

[north owl]

I still want ireland to win

[frigid zealot]

it’s not set, public votes make 50%

[rancid tangle]

"norwegian eight, bomb"

ppl are pissed we gave so much

[candid lion]

We were tied for it at one point

[north owl]

you can tell I'm getting invested because I'm not doing the bit

[proper heath]

We're close

[olive sable]

We are ao close

[safe rain]

Good

[wild hearth]

CYPRUS I LOVE YOU

[oak oriole]

I guess the measure of a catchy song could be "how many presenters sing the song instead of naming the country"

[proper heath]

ANOTHER 12 CROATIA

[high remnant]

The performer for ireland seems nice, have not watched the show at all but because that performer seemed friendly i want them to win

[north owl]

has there been a jury where switzerland hasn't gotten any votes

[slim sedge]

Croatia crosses the 200 points tresholf

[high remnant]

(Or uk ofcourse)

[white wedge]

I LOVE SERBIAAAAAAA

[candid lion]

We made it!

[olive sable]

Left side!!!!

[burnt star]

Switzerland is insane rn wth

[proper heath]

WE'RE ON 1ST COLUMN

LEFT SIDE

[oak oriole]

Mid table woo

[proper heath]

YES

That all I wanted

[wild hearth]

KONSTRAKTA

[proper heath]

They found nemo

[safe rain]

Cor blimeh guvnah

[candid lion]

Shows over, we made it onto the left!

[olive sable]

150 point lead

[north owl]

I'm actually starting to get heated

[somber pelican]

Damn that Finding Nemo reference

[young heron]

sweden is now in comedy heaven

[north owl]

I actually want the swiss to lose at this point

[white wedge]

I really hope the televotes will beat switzerland

[slim sedge]

Last time switserland and France where 1 and 2 Italy won

[high remnant]

Why? Was their song bad?

[north owl]

the public vote isn't going to matter

[oak oriole]

Too mainstream as of 5 minutes ago

[north owl]

they just have too many points now

[high remnant]

Ah, i get it

Tall poppy syndrome

[slim sedge]

300 aint invincible

[north owl]

I want to see the big fish fall

[north owl]

it's closer to 400

[rancid tangle]

"more supprising for many was that norway gave 8 points to israel"
"we're all shocked now, says israelian press in dagbladet"

[candid lion]

Might as well be 500

[oak oriole]

It's basically a million

[proper heath]

Estonia I want a David v Goliath situation

[north owl]

maybe I am taking this too seriously

[sudden trench]

Wanting Ireland to win #goththeysupremacy

[olive sable]

Switzerland have taken every single vote in eurovision

[oak oriole]

Distant cheering

[rancid tangle]

#goththeysupremacy*

[slim sedge]

Get me a Croatia sweep

[olive sable]

Poor estonia

[north owl]

I should be glad that israel isn't too high in the jury score
if they won I dread to think about how heated things would get

[olive sable]

If they won it would be chaos

[proper heath]

Riots in the crowd lol

ESTONIA

[oak oriole]

We are not last woo

[candid lion]

They wouldn't be able to host anyway for the same reason as Ukraine last time

[crisp idol]

Go Croatia go

[oak oriole]

We now somehow get negative public vote points

[proper heath]

ONLY 31 FINLAND???

[oak oriole]

NO POINTS FOR PANTS???

[dense ibex]

Finland???

[proper heath]

4 NORWAY??

[somber pelican]

Aiaiaia Jonas

[lament magnet]

Norway deserved more than that!

[rancid tangle]

WGHAT

[proper heath]

Public is on fire right now

[olive sable]

Norway last

[burnt star]

LAST PLACE!!!!! YAAAAAAH

[rancid tangle]

so rigged

so rigged

SO RIGGED

[north owl]

I just hope ireland can get the comeback

[oak oriole]

Gonna be some big boy numbers at the end then

[paper sphinx]

Noooooo

Norway was robbed

[barren raft]

Who is in first

[somber pelican]

We wont rave

[olive sable]

Swiss

[rancid tangle]

AWFUL

EUROVISION HATES GOOD MUSIC

[north owl]

at the moment switzerland

[proper heath]

This is diabolical

[safe rain]

Spain deserved better

[crisp idol]

I put 10 votes on Croatia and Ireland

[wild hearth]

NORWAY

[copper night]

I pray for croatia sweep

[proper heath]

NO UK BACK ON THE RIGHT

[paper sphinx]

I loved Norway's entry for being a god song as well 3:

[barren raft]

Who are top 3

[north owl]

UK CAN STILL SWEEP THIS

[rancid tangle]

IT WAS AMAZING

[copper night]

Now that my other faves are doomed

[candid lion]

Switzerland really said if they don't get the votes, they'd stop the tax evasion

[olive sable]

Switzerland france and Croatia

[north owl]

switzerland, france, croatia

[high remnant]

I hope ireland wins (and uk)

[oak oriole]

Unreasonably good voting background music

[lament magnet]

This suggests a lot of points will go to a few countries.

[olive sable]

Here we go

[rancid tangle]

voting for alliansen after this wtfuck /j

[north owl]

reminds me of who wants to be a millionare

[olive sable]

Noooo

[dense ibex]

Holy shit 0

[oak oriole]

Lol fuck off

[crisp idol]

LMAOOOO

[proper heath]

ZERO

[candid lion]

How is it possible to get 0 points

[proper heath]

ZEROO

[somber pelican]

HAHAHAHAHA

[white wedge]

HAHAHAHAHAAHHAHAHAA

[olive sable]

They hated the gays

[oak oriole]

Still far from last tbh

[crisp idol]

It’s the UK

[somber pelican]

UK SWEEP IS REAL

[oak oriole]

Will take it

[proper heath]

we are back in the trenches oh god

[high remnant]

Woooooo, UK

[proper heath]

Ready for some crowd riots

[north owl]

UK SWEEP

[olive sable]

WHAT

[rancid tangle]

switching out the audio like

[oak oriole]

Whoa