media

[sick acorn]

[old void]

https://youtu.be/eoVfBvxKdm0?si=Ju1JtEyMEXZUQI4I

[gusty garnet]

ngl, windows 11 slows down my pc

[languid timber]

nice decoration lol

[inner halo]

Who in there right mind would buy this lol

[hazy panther]

Looks amazing

[lime heath]

what is this bro 😭 🙏

[inner halo]

Known bug

Gotta wait bro

[lime heath]

ohh ok

[languid timber]

kind of tempting ngl

[inner halo]

Buy it!!!

[thick idol]

@inner halo

[inner halo]

What is this

[thick idol]

Alllow some of these

[inner halo]

Friend reqs are on wdym

[granite fulcrum]

um discord?

[thick idol]

That’s a bug

[inner halo]

Im tripping now im gonna die

[foggy breach]

so everyone has this bug too?

[thick idol]

Basically

[foggy breach]

its so weird lmao

[granite fulcrum]

yea my friend does

[thick idol]

Yeah..

[fickle onyx]

Hi

[tawny spear]

same here..

[thick idol]

Worldwide bug

[elfin igloo]

Lol

[narrow copper]

<@&1168422950685384765>

[analog thunder]

your verdict?

[languid timber]

what is this?

[thorny hazel]

Will my account be gone if I redeem?

[woven lagoon]

Yes. Report and block

[analog thunder]

[thorny hazel]

Ok thanks now I will even leave that server that my friend invited me to (I didn't click any link and my account is still safe luckily)

[carmine maple]

italian?

[thorny hazel]

Yes and also arab

[carmine maple]

mmh

abiti a Milano Corvetto?

[thorny hazel]

No sono di Napoli

Però sono anche di origini arabe

[carmine maple]

quartieri spagnoli?

[thorny hazel]

No di provincia

[raw pelican]

Ha ha ha

[inner halo]

Yoooooooo

[inner halo]

its exactly what it says it is

[grand talon]

I am too lazy to report that bug.

If mods check this chat, i hope they will relay this to the developers.

[hazy panther]

They won't

[elfin igloo]

Block

[thorny hazel]

👍

[languid timber]

It is obvious

[pallid flame]

my friend just send me this 😭

Discord really want to give her space

[harsh anchor]

that feeling of being impressed by 17 year old graphics

[tough verge]

Hello everyone

[crisp echo]

Ohhhhhh, that

[summer dragon]

yep

[bronze iron]

anyone know how to remove cam from the screen

[woven lagoon]

customize your overlay to not have cams/streams

[bronze iron]

how i do that

[timid moat]

why is this right here guys help

[bronze iron]

i got it

[bronze iron]

its a bug their fixing it

[timid moat]

right now?

[mild tree]

Guys tf

It a bot and I’m scared he won’t stop

[jovial geode]

Is that a bot you want in your server?

[mild tree]

no

[jovial geode]

Then I suggest removing it

[mild tree]

I can’t close the dm

I try to close it but it won’t work

[jovial geode]

Then block the bot

[mild tree]

I can’t block it

[jovial geode]

Or reach out to their support team

[mild tree]

I fix it

[jovial geode]

Woohoo!

[mild tree]

that was a nightmare

[mild tree]

Is that loop frog

[errant stag]

no

[shrewd tendon]

@wise sage ^

Thanks

[brisk herald]

Hey this is my first time on discord im bored what are yall up to? 😋

[wise sage]

Keeping an eye on this server and listening to this https://youtu.be/Q0_W4SWHeWY

[glossy lion]

Ruin the app streak

[tawdry silo]

isn't that just because the server banner failed to load?

[thick idol]

This looks fake

[real wind]

that pic is of Mike Whiddett, probably from 2014, possibly earlier... he's a formula drift racer

[languid timber]

let me play ttrs

[glossy lion]

If thats the case then its been failing to load quite often and it never happened before

[tawdry silo]

well this server has a server banner and i don't see a server banner, or is that because you scrolled down enough on the channel list

[glossy lion]

Its a UI bug mate. You dont need to scroll anywhere. The moment you open the server, it shows up like that in the screenshot.

[tawdry silo]

report it at https://dis.gd/bugreport then

I was just asking as I have never seen that bug on mobile

[glossy lion]

sorry but I have no intention to after the changes. It seems to be only exclusive to this server alone. Rest of the server are.... okayish

[tawdry silo]

alright then I hope it will get fixed soon

[thin bluff]

hi all, i just like to sahre my art and view other peoples. not sure if i can here, but ill try.
Ignornet Meming - Week 9: "Cave Diver Memes"

[mental viper]

I saw that for the first time

[languid timber]

oohh

[mental viper]

I only knew the one where you select one but no dropdown menu

[languid timber]

Its been a while, months probably

[mental viper]

I just saw this

Discord is going to be 10 YEARS

[tawdry silo]

add more answers and eventually it will become a dropdown

[languid timber]

I added 16..

[tawdry silo]

then 16 isn't enough

its not something you can set manually, Discord changes it from buttons to a dropdown when it becomes too many

[languid timber]

...

awh man

[pseudo lion]

Hello

[long river]

https://tenor.com/view/good-content-hello-neighbor-like-subscribe-gif-17636124099953871362

[celest lynx]

clear ur cache / cookies

[molten mortar]

is that normal , that i cant see who is online?

[celest lynx]

what do you mean sir ?

[inner halo]

Wha?

[molten mortar]

I cant see who is online

[celest lynx]

click on CTR + mouse wheel down , i think u have a bigger size

[inner halo]

Well we cant see that too

[molten mortar]

thats my problem

[inner halo]

Well we cant see shi you sent half the screenshot

[molten mortar]

It‘s because of the new update right

[celest lynx]

might be

[inner halo]

Try ctrl+r

[molten mortar]

naw , it is so

[inner halo]

You're using app?

[molten mortar]

Web app

[celest lynx]

change ur discord size maybe go to Apparence and change the Scalling

[inner halo]

Clear browser cache

[molten mortar]

ok

[molten mortar]

it doesn’t work

[inner halo]

Clear your browser cache memory

[molten mortar]

how on ipad

[celest lynx]

try f11

[inner halo]

What browser are you using?

[molten mortar]

Safari

[inner halo]

Go to preferences then manage web data then remove only for discord

[languid timber]

this wigglytuff full art won't leave me alone

[molten mortar]

nop

[inner halo]

That's cute afff

[inner halo]

Try restarting your device maybe? And if nothing works then it's gotta be a bug https://dis.gd/bugreport

[celest lynx]

UWU

[molten mortar]

Thanks for your help , I asked discord Support on Twitter

[inner halo]

Alr

[celest lynx]

check ur dm

[molten mortar]

why

[light steppe]

phew, im older

[cinder juniper]

im so cookied Every time I log out of the server the discord offical sending me a messege and JOINING THE SERVER WITHOUT I KNOW

[hazy panther]

That's because you gave a bot permissions to add you to servers

[languid timber]

does suspended mean banned forever?

[elfin igloo]

No, it's at risk

[languid timber]

if on suspended tho

[shrewd tendon]

https://support.discord.com/hc/en-us/articles/18210965981847-Discord-Warning-System

[languid timber]

"When a user repeatedly breaks Discord’s rules or has a particularly serious violation, they will lose access to Discord. This suspension can be temporary (i.e. temp ban) or permanent (i.e. ban)."

How do I know if it is a temp or a perm ban if it happens?

[shrewd tendon]

They will tell you

[mighty sierra]

Sorry

[mild tree]

Good morning

[mental viper]

Deauthorize the bot by clicking the link given

[mental viper]

If it's suspended by discord AI, then you can appeal if it was by mistake

[narrow copper]

There's no "Discord AI"

[elfin igloo]

AutoMod he meant i guess

[narrow copper]

[elfin igloo]

Cord aid turned into a invite-only server? lol

[narrow copper]

Looks like it most of my servers went invite-only for some reason. They were all discoverable when I first joined. They are fairly large servers too

[elfin igloo]

Same

[mental viper]

Yea my mistake*

[narrow copper]

It's okay lol

[tired grail]

Haven't have that warnings

[short tapir]

Eid Mubarak ❤❤🤑

[mental viper]

Yay

[mental viper]

Then you didn't add this
Now Ur stuck

[old pebble]

lol

[mental viper]

Congratulations for being stuck
Add authenticator app

[old pebble]

i guess this is it

[carmine plover]

Yea

You could contact discord but I doubt that they can do anything about this issue. You can ask them for help

[stuck mica]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-okE2YycFC0

[gusty garnet]

eid is on 31 march for me

[silk cove]

Lmao "no popup ads" they said https://i.imgur.com/QKWMe3Z.png

.

[hazy panther]

3 dots and click close or whatever shows up

[uncut valve]

Look at my silly little cat

Ok byeeeeee

[languid timber]

so cute i love

[thin bluff]

just wanted to try and psot that here lol

[tiny pagoda]

I changed my server theme to the Karama theme how does it looks?

[pastel crater]

ngl looks organised =)

[tiny pagoda]

Yes, that’s it?

I mean I need to add anything or need to be removed anything?

[pastel crater]

i don't think so

[tiny pagoda]

Oh

[tiny pagoda]

@woven lagoon @finite pebble this guy or someone helped me many long days back

[woven lagoon]

Like I said, employees can't assist you with any account issues, reports, etc

[finite pebble]

who can then?

how can i contact higher ups at discord

[woven lagoon]

You don't, this isn't a McDonalds where you ask for a manager

[tiny pagoda]

They helped me like a year ago

[finite pebble]

i doubt it since their friend requests and dms are off

[tiny pagoda]

Yes that true but I don’t remember clearly there a women who leads a team idk if she is active or not

[woven lagoon]

I don't know how often it has to be said but they won't help you period. Them being in chat every so often to answer a question or jump into a conversation is not the same as the type of help the support team provides.

[tiny pagoda]

Yes as per spams on their dms the discord has brought new rules for staff to turn off their dms

[woven lagoon]

It's clear you don't know what you're talking about lol

[finite pebble]

okay tell them to add me then since u dmed them before and they helped you, you claim

[tiny pagoda]

Bro I just asked the ChatGPT

[finite pebble]

oh my god

now i see why the mods are so strict here

[woven lagoon]

Brother you're really arguing with me based of information you got from ChatGPT

[finite pebble]

he is just trolling and rage baiting block them

he is a young kid prob under 13

[tiny pagoda]

No bro I’m 21

[woven lagoon]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/914508501697576990/1314542204722741248/caption.gif?width=778&height=671

[tawdry apex]

saving this

[glossy lion]

Some people really do that 😭
How do I tell them, that chatgpt is not their jarvis

Extremely frustrating

[glossy lion]

[vale nebula]

new feature

[short tapir]

Indonesia?

[gusty garnet]

yep

[short tapir]

Indonesia juga bruh

[gusty garnet]

yoooooooo

[mental viper]

Same happens to me sometimes

[stuck mica]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aYVkq_SQiVo

[hollow onyx]

i

[dawn isle]

🐫 🤑

[dawn isle]

I think I reached the backrooms no?

[mental viper]

I only see the white banner on the upper left ;-;

[dawn isle]

Area not mapped

[mental viper]

Lol

[dawn isle]

Here dw I'm extra safe now

[vestal karma]

J

[inner halo]

k

[vestal karma]

L

[mental viper]

Here you can see
The "lost access" line

[earnest breach]

yeah ive got that

[inner halo]

There's nothing much you can do here tbh

[mental viper]

You can't change it if you don't regain the access

[earnest breach]

that sucks

thanks for helping tho

[pulsar galleon]

can someone tell me how i turn this on?

[spiral mauve]

Hello 👋

[pulsar galleon]

hi

[tame rivet]

hey

[hazy panther]

@starwars. In settings

[pulsar galleon]

https://tenor.com/view/aww-hell-nahh-aww-hell-aww-hell-nahh-gif-9659330954843262630

[hazy panther]

If you lost access to the account and aren't logged in you can't get the account back

[slow condor]

Hi chat

[pulsar galleon]

i didnt lose access to my account

[mental viper]

#general-chat

[hollow onyx]

m

https://tenor.com/view/rickroll-roll-rick-never-gonna-give-you-up-never-gonna-gif-22954713

[mental viper]

AAAH

[hollow onyx]

lmao

[blazing fossil]

sup guys

[mental viper]

Well, you got rickrolled too

[blazing fossil]

noooo why lmaoo

[inner halo]

Nawwwwwwww

[hollow onyx]

lmao

[languid timber]

https://tenor.com/view/yess-yes-gif-25420589

[dense venture]

scam?

[visual rock]

A PEUGEOT

[cedar swift]

yes its a scam

[dense venture]

they both unfriended me xD

discord jus emailed me : thanks four ur report etc.

[languid timber]

Reporting is pointless.

[inner halo]

its not

[brave wyvern]

[rare obsidian]

@quick gust

[cinder drift]

Na

[dawn isle]

Here's a nice pic for yall

[analog thunder]

[languid timber]

Ur reported

[hollow onyx]

another victim i see

https://tenor.com/view/rickroll-roll-rick-never-gonna-give-you-up-never-gonna-gif-22954713

[vale quest]

https://tenor.com/view/dsc12-vlog-deaf-gif-18203351

https://tenor.com/view/forestquaglia-bye-see-you-later-gif-22661110

[languid timber]

you skiibidised up

[thorny hazel]

How can I make it visible to everyone?

[hazy panther]

you can't

[languid timber]

you can

[thorny hazel]

Like the status like now I show you

[hazy panther]

that is not the status tho that is notes

[thorny hazel]

@hazy panther

[thorny hazel]

I know XD, I don't know why that guy sent the notes

[inner halo]

nooo

[languid timber]

@sterile horizon use this

[sterile horizon]

Nahh

[languid timber]

Why not? 🙂

[tired marten]

.

[dawn isle]

...

[elfin igloo]

clean

[elfin igloo]

Is that dammam or khobar?

[dawn isle]

It's a place called jubail , I'm here for 3 days before going to riyadh for my mental eval

[elfin igloo]

Oh cool

[dawn isle]

It's so eerie

One wrong step and...

Your gone...

[worldly sun]

why?

[quiet bramble]

i just got a announcement from a server im in, is it real??

[quiet bramble]

OH

😭

[gusty garnet]

petronas twin towers

[lapis pumice]

Didn’t know target sold buldak cheaper than Asian supermarkets

[mild hedge]

hey 👋

[primal bridge]

@languid timber

The bottom is almost no there bc my gf took it off-

[languid timber]

What did she do to it 😭

[primal bridge]

Wait a second imma show you

@languid timber

[gusty garnet]

damnnn

[languid timber]

38, smol

Fetus sized :3

[primal bridge]

IVE HADE THAT FOR LIKE 4 YEARS NOW

[languid timber]

The shoes or the size

[primal bridge]

Size

My feet don't get bigger

[languid timber]

But what happened to the shoes, why they look like they've seen the trenches

[primal bridge]

It got lose so I asked her to rip it off-

[thick idol]

… wut

[primal bridge]

What ya think?

[languid timber]

Why did you want to destroy them lol

[thick idol]

Retips right why does it look like it’s been thru the trenches 😞

[primal bridge]

THEY WHERE ALREADY OFF

[thick idol]

Mhm.

[primal bridge]

So took it off completely

[thick idol]

I don’t think you needed to do that

[primal bridge]

it was fun:(

[thick idol]

.. fun?

[primal bridge]

jupp fun to destroy my shoes

[thick idol]

@languid timber save me

[primal bridge]

hes gone:(

[thick idol]

No he ain’t

[primal bridge]

offline yes and not here rn

[thick idol]

Yeh

[rigid estuary]

Im literally gojo

[inner halo]

Smol legs

[primal bridge]

you should look at the broken not the size:(

[distant locust]

💀 lol

[high pulsar]

spindle legs

[high pulsar]

don't ask me why i watch this, i am just strange

https://tenor.com/view/skibidi-toilet-spiderman-skibidi-gif-11268458470528183028

[mental viper]

@elfin igloo 😭

[elfin igloo]

😭

[mental viper]

Pinging mods will be risky, we have to verify

[inner halo]

turn your dms on?

[chrome thicket]

https://tenor.com/view/max-verstappen-f1-formule-1-gif-15087359750872636720

[gusty garnet]

A beautiful sunset was taken on iPhone 16 Pro

[gusty garnet]

im not kidding guys, heres proof

[elfin igloo]

clean

[gusty garnet]

thx

[opal grove]

I got some Kanye cds

[rancid bloom]

@raven ridge you mean this place?

[high pulsar]

i afraid this, plz hug me i have psychological trauma😭

[sudden nest]

Ok hugs

[raven ridge]

Yes

[languid timber]

AAAA

[mental viper]

Bpiuh

Check mine

[hazy panther]

SLOW

[mental viper]

The upload is higher than download

[barren bane]

oh can i flex mine

[mental viper]

Bruh
Send it

[barren bane]

its like calculating or wtv

[narrow copper]

💀

[barren bane]

whats the upload 😭 😭

[elfin igloo]

bro

[barren bane]

i have the 1gb speed package but i dont even get 1000 💔

[elfin igloo]

😭

[languid timber]

dsl baby

its like 1 point up from dial-up

[mental viper]

Ur ping is 52

[languid timber]

is that good???

[mental viper]

High for gaming, but perfect for normal use

[elfin igloo]

my network is so bad lol

[languid timber]

look at this awesome emale from "apple"

[wraith bison]

i have 600 mbps on home wifi but 3 mbps on mobile data💔

[mental viper]

Ping matters bro

[crimson cargo]

I found the solution, thank you to no one that helped

[mental viper]

Anyone more than this?

[inner halo]

I had 13 hours but now like 4 or 5

[mental viper]

Bpiuh

[hazy panther]

@rigid coral is it ok for here? See some swearing in the images

[tired grail]

Deleted

I didn't realise that

[shut flax]

Check mine 😊😊

[mental viper]

High ping too

[shut flax]

The speed is still fast though

[shrewd tendon]

I love fiber

[mental viper]

If your ping is 1000ms, you will not be able to open YouTube, even if you have NASA internet

[shut flax]

What the

[shut flax]

It’s not, my ping is 12ms bro

[mental viper]

Just saying lol

[shut flax]

Look ^^^

[shrewd tendon]

If only I was on my laptop, then we would be close to a gigabyte

[shut flax]

What provider do you use?

[shrewd tendon]

At&T

[shut flax]

Oh okay, that’s why it’s super fast

[shrewd tendon]

Yeah… they put fiber in my neighborhood a few years ago and now like basically everyone in my neighborhood signup up

[languid timber]

https://tenor.com/view/rickroll-roll-rick-never-gonna-give-you-up-never-gonna-gif-22954713

[languid timber]

you cant say I have life if all this would be gaming

[shut flax]

What the-

[hazy panther]

Y'all are the definition of Fortnite kids

[delicate shadow]

no, I technically don’t have anything to touch the game.

[shut flax]

lol

[delicate shadow]

nor do I want it

[hazy panther]

Wait i need more vbucks

[hazy panther]

Got any vbucks i can use 🤓

[languid timber]

nah there are a lot better things to do

[hazy panther]

12 hours a day on phone is not good

[languid timber]

no, its very healthy 💀

[shut flax]

Nah

[pulsar sphinx]

CAN SOMEONE PLAY RB WITH ME RN?

[hazy panther]

Not the place to ask

[pulsar sphinx]

Ow okay thank you

[mental viper]

BRUH

[tiny tartan]

Now we go back to 50MB there is no more famous discord as it once was do you think that poor people do not change the possibility of attaching files for what it really costs you?

[delicate shadow]

This is what happens when work requires you to be on ur phone you get bored. At work.

[hazy panther]

If you need to send big files just use an external storage site and then send the link on discord

[languid timber]

modified discord, report him!

[tawdry apex]

[woven lagoon]

[elfin igloo]

[languid timber]

he gone but i would remove that

[tawdry apex]

Too late, he’s done for

[languid timber]

¯_(ツ)_/¯

[elfin igloo]

[languid timber]

HE IS DONE MAN!

v cord breaks tos

just kidding dont report him

oh in a sever this big it has a 25% chance it was

bro delete em all up fast.

.... dont lie to me please

[languid timber]

its bannable i got banned one time for that "Modified discord etc etc."

i never said it was not bannable

i said dont try to lie by saying " its a glitch"

[elfin igloo]

Welp THERE is a chance to get banned if caught.

[barren bane]

#1019641769098489958

[shrewd tendon]

I think you meant to send https://dis.gd/feedback instead tbh

[barren bane]

idc tbh

[shrewd tendon]

You should since you can’t post general feedback in the place you linked to

[languid timber]

|| i mean you can but it would be removed faster then water drys in a desert ||

[barren bane]

yap, nemzz dropped

[warped peak]

#general-chat message

He got this too

[woven lagoon]

This is a scam

[warped peak]

Thanks yall, just dont want him worried.

[elfin igloo]

Scam

[languid timber]

your friend is nolonger yor friend if you can contact hime oputside of discord do so and sed the hacked account link

Been hacked? See: https://dis.gd/hackedaccount

[warped peak]

Oh hes sving star hes the victim of this.

[languid timber]

ohhhhh

if he knows the other user out side of discord i would say send that link

[warped peak]

Alr.

[primal bridge]

@bronze hornet

[languid timber]

sheds everyday walkers @primal bridge

[primal bridge]

I don't use mine everyday and I mostly sit still all day

[languid timber]

im on my feet 5 -10 hours a day

[narrow copper]

☠️

[elfin igloo]

🙏

[languid timber]

i burn through shoes ( those shoes are only 6 months old my last pair only lasted 2)

[primal bridge]

Month??

[languid timber]

yep

[narrow copper]

I think you need metal shoes

/jk

[languid timber]

100%

[primal bridge]

That ain't shi

[languid timber]

WYM 😂

[primal bridge]

That's nothingggg

[languid timber]

i wish i had a photo of my old shoes the feet were the soles

[languid timber]

I can expand the hole bud, i aint putting much pressure on it rn that’s why.

Im sitting rn.

[primal bridge]

I don't wanna see ya feet😭

[narrow copper]

[primal bridge]

Oooo okayy

[languid timber]

NOT LIKE THAT!!!

[elfin igloo]

[languid timber]

like the soules were gone to the point my feet could touch the floor

[tawdry apex]

My old shoes

[primal bridge]

Omg-

[tawdry apex]

my replacement

it wasn’t sending

[primal bridge]

Nha the broken shoes are better

[primal bridge]

That happens sometimes and it's annoying as shi

[tawdry apex]

frl

[primal bridge]

Huh

[white heron]

Did you see that?
Is that real?

[elfin igloo]

April Fools

[white heron]

Ah ok

🤣

[narrow copper]

If you have to ask, I am worried for you

[white heron]

xD

[languid timber]

tldr i could think of a few other people that this would be more funny mr.tate

[vocal kite]

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=cq9MTudggMY

[plush drift]

whats is this ? update of discord ? or expriment ?

[woven lagoon]

https://support.discord.com/hc/en-us/articles/30408457944215-Nameplates-FAQ

[plush drift]

thanks you

[gusty garnet]

sunrise edit

[smoky valley]

https://youtu.be/ogoIxkPjRts?si=p-6P-2aBf7Ex_rvb

[sudden nest]

":3" Languages

[smoky valley]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=09839DpTctU&pp=ygUQaG90ZWwgY2FsaWZvcm5pYdIHCQm_AIO1pN6f1A%3D%3D

[full bison]

E

What?

Ik

Oh

[mental viper]

New update?

[woven lagoon]

yes

[shrewd tendon]

https://support.discord.com/hc/en-us/articles/30408457944215-Nameplates-FAQ

[languid timber]

@full bison

[rapid trout]

Number plates

[visual rock]

Does anyone know can help me to deactivate this because i cannot press any button

[languid timber]

so uh im almost done with the puzzle

[pine needle]

https://open.spotify.com/album/4LNvYUEKii0rp3CHyczj7w?si=XhG484bESd2QMQu33cCgDA

[high pulsar]

skibidi fart meow meow

[deft sentinel]

🚁 🚁 🚁

[carmine temple]

he looks suspicious

[languid timber]

That's a fake cv

[languid timber]

That's not real, just a scammer

[gray wedge]

#📋-reported-scam

[mellow fossil]

why is Discord have 4 Versions??

[gray wedge]

Mostly alpha and beta versions. Before they release fixes to the main discord, they send it to those versions first to see if things need to get tweaked

[languid timber]

This guy have a whole ass fake cv and don't even have the badge

The mod badge bro

[languid timber]

Yeah these are common scams

[elfin igloo]

Block

[elfin igloo]

These are the beta, and the community testers version

[languid timber]

That guy is a certified professional scamer like he truly AND ASS SCAMER

Even lil timmy wouldn't fall for this

Discord should give out scammer badges

[languid timber]

That's a good idea

[elfin igloo]

That'd be chaotic

[mellow fossil]

and what is "Development" on Discord

[languid timber]

Tell to bro to get a real cv and update his pathetic fake cv on linkedin

[languid timber]

That for programmers

[elfin igloo]

It's for developers

[plush drift]

this is a experiment

They never put that in

[deft sentinel]

https://youtube.com/shorts/b91BzDWNpa8?si=F7byh-2Vsraknz5Z

[sonic shuttle]

HELICOPTER!!!!!!!

[full bison]

What?

[mental viper]

Bruh

[honest frost]

what is bro playing

@zinc palm

[obsidian oxide]

speedran it

[pseudo perch]

how

nevermind i had to refresh my client to get it

[granite fulcrum]

just hit 100,000 btw

[mental viper]

300 grass per 1s 💀

[granite fulcrum]

i got 17,650 per second now

[inland kindle]

damn

[vernal yoke]

dayum

[inland kindle]

HOW DO I GET THAT??

[granite fulcrum]

YES

[inland kindle]

@granite fulcrum LES MAX OUT OUR GRASS

[mental viper]

Is that legit 💀

[vernal yoke]

uh

[granite fulcrum]

vc?

[inland kindle]

i wont speak tho

[granite fulcrum]

k

ill dm you

[fleet cipher]

worldrecord

[deft sentinel]

There are still servers doing the false ping joke 🗿

[calm jasper]

Guys what should I buy?

[inland kindle]

i aint even compleating the game, im gonna max out the grass

[fleet cipher]

new world record

[carmine temple]

btw ty, i told him to scam someone else and he blocked me 😭💀

[narrow copper]

Bold of you admitting to breaking ToS in an official server

[inland kindle]

almost there

[uneven lake]

why?

[inland kindle]

ah hell nah

[sacred lily]

sensory overload

[narrow copper]

All client mods are against ToS

[inland kindle]

mine is on a next level

[uneven lake]

what client mods?

[sacred lily]

im lagging it so hard with my sayodevice

[shrewd tendon]

Anything that isn’t normal discord

[uneven lake]

when did I do that?

[shrewd tendon]

No clue (since I’m not you) but you must have done it at some point for it to have been in that screenshot

[narrow copper]

You know you did lol. Deleting the image was an admission of guilt

[gilded wasp]

Perfect

[uneven lake]

what image?

And that against the tos

[inland kindle]

yea ik

[uneven lake]

cha cha cha right back to you

[narrow copper]

You too?

[inland kindle]

ay no snitching pls

[narrow copper]

too late

[uneven lake]

he fell for the

trap? um it got automoded

[inland kindle]

CMON PLS

[uneven lake]

I have the image link

[inland kindle]

I have urs too

[uneven lake]

cha cha cha right back at.. oh no me

[dry merlin]

YOOOOO...Im even MOREEEEE...i got a free deco

I wish they give me a niro:(

[inland kindle]

what are the two hidden achievements?

[dry merlin]

dk...

[sacred lily]

erhm

[dry merlin]

Lol..u frgt to claim em

[sacred lily]

i did

theres so many things on the screen it takes forever to load
ima try to do it again without any powerups or smth

[inland kindle]

same, how much grass u have?

[sacred lily]

uh heres my previous stats

but ima try and do more without any of the powerups, and just my sayodevice

[untold hamlet]

all upgrades and some very high level im guessing?

this better be the last upgrade or im crashing out

[inland kindle]

i havent even beaten the game yet, like i chose not to.

[quick burrow]

How do I get These Last one´s??? Pleas tell me

[formal jungle]

idk how to get the gameee i wanna play pls help

[inland kindle]

no bro im here

[untold hamlet]

holy.

[mental viper]

Why everybody playing dis

[untold hamlet]

im guessing all upgrades and a very high level

[quick burrow]

Try That, Didnt Work ether, But maybe lvl50 Or?

[untold hamlet]

probably

[inland kindle]

bro im at like lv 32 rn

[untold hamlet]

im rawdogging this no autoclicker my fingers are gonna hate me

[formal jungle]

how do u get the game???? pls help

[quick burrow]

Got even all upgrades, So no. That woulnd

[sacred echo]

its in your app settings with a little grass icon

[inland kindle]

same

[formal jungle]

tysmmmmmmmm

[winged glen]

Its killing me, still dont know hwo

[quick burrow]

same.

[tall current]

what happens when you buy the pc ?

[inland kindle]

GUYS A TIP FOR YALL, DO NOT BUY TOO MANY BOUNCING LOGOS, THEY WONT LET YOU PLAY IT ITS SOO MUCH LAGG

[quick burrow]

yh But Imma going toutch Some grass, See yall later

[winged glen]

Game ends

[untold hamlet]

game ends

[sacred echo]

they make so much grass tho

[quick burrow]

allr knew that

[mental viper]

So the game for April fools?💀

[untold hamlet]

yea

[tall current]

nah bro its a real AAAA game

[mental viper]

Isn't it available on mobile?

[tall current]

they're making a dev studio

[untold hamlet]

nawh what you on about this is clearly the teaser for half-life alyx 2

[shrewd tendon]

No

[mental viper]

In the chrome desktop site?

[inland kindle]

thats what i thought too. but thay make more lag than money, also they expensive as heck later on brooo.

[shrewd tendon]

Yes or the app

[tall current]

fr the teaser of the last meadow is cleaaaaan

[formal jungle]

tysmmmmm

[untold hamlet]

haha boing boing- 💥

[quick burrow]

see, I touch Some grass IRL

[tall current]

make me wanna watch a Wumpus anime

[untold hamlet]

thats the secret achievement

[sacred echo]

so do you put an autoclicker on instead?

[quick burrow]

fr???

no, its not :(

[untold hamlet]

yea it just doesn't show in the game its an achievement for yourself

[inland kindle]

i tried bro, but the game lags out

[mental viper]

I mean in the android chrome desktop site

[inland kindle]

DAWGG THAT PLACE IS SAXY AS HECK WHAT PLACE IS IT?????

[sacred echo]

someone neds to find out these last 2 achievements

[quick burrow]

Germany

[shrewd tendon]

That is technically unsupported and I would not expect it to work

[sacred echo]

or maybe there isnt anything and theyre trolling

[mental viper]

Desktop only game ig

[quick burrow]

Frrrrr, Very Beutifully

[inland kindle]

could be an april fools joke

[quick burrow]

maybe

[untold hamlet]

guys, maybe the true last 2 achievements were the friends we made along the way

[inland kindle]

GUYS I REACED 2,004,946. 2 MILLION GRASS

[quick burrow]

Want the City, In germany?

[inland kindle]

yea cuz not everywhere will be like that. bro ill travel there if you recommend

[quick burrow]

So, The way Isnt That Long ig, Round about 2h maybe 1h and 30m. But its Good fr. Wait a Sec im Searching the Location

[inland kindle]

bruh i thought you deadass went outside and took a picture

[ivory shuttle]

If Discord intends on putting this stuff on my screen I intend to stop using Discord. I should not have to interact with this or ads to use your service.

[untold hamlet]

its an april fools game not an ad

[quick burrow]

I Did, So yh.

[inland kindle]

BROO ITS GOOD OPEN IT I SWEAR

[untold hamlet]

GUYS THEY TOOK AWAY MY GRASS

[ivory shuttle]

It's in my way.

[winged glen]

Go touch some grass

[inland kindle]

its here

[quick burrow]

tf

[narrow copper]

[untold hamlet]

it really isn't bro what do you need to click specifically in the bottom left of your screen 😭

[untold hamlet]

you scoundrel, give it back!

[quick burrow]

Here, Its Even Nicer Here

[ivory shuttle]

Disrespectful trolls.

[sacred echo]

stop trying to distract us from touching grass

[untold hamlet]

i think he ragebaiting

[narrow copper]

[quick burrow]

if i did that, Then I would need 3-4 Hours To get there. From where I Live

[fleet cipher]

world record?

[inland kindle]

DAWG THAT PLACE SO BEAUTIFUL, MAN WHY ARENT MOUNTAIN REGIONS LIKE THIS IN INDIA ;-;

[untold hamlet]

how ironic is it im butterfly clicking in a game about touching grass

[fleet cipher]

drag click me

[narrow copper]

Some people posted here with 5M+ 💀

[untold hamlet]

SPEEDRUN.COM GUYS GET TO IT

[fleet cipher]

the time

[inland kindle]

SO AM I

[narrow copper]

then idk

[inland kindle]

5M+ what?????

[untold hamlet]

ngl i cant drag click for my life idk

[languid timber]

huh ?

[untold hamlet]

omg my man 🤝

[fleet cipher]

i gonna try 2min the game

[narrow copper]

Grass touched lol

[quick burrow]

idk, But Germany, and Austria (The Land under Germany) Its Perfect To go Hiking etc, But some Plays Like That Are tooo Long away From where I Live. So i cant Go There Allone, Got no Driver licens

[untold hamlet]

when is summoning salt gonna make a video about the last meadow

[inland kindle]

hell naww bro im at 2.4 mill rn

send me the picture of them touching 5 million that aint possible so fast

[narrow copper]

You look it up

idc

[untold hamlet]

my attention span hates me

[open furnace]

gg

[quick burrow]

at Least I Got two, For the Game And Here

[inland kindle]

what time is it there, weather looks cool

[inland kindle]

nobody did it here

[untold hamlet]

why did they just decide to add so many bouncing logo upgrades its almost like this is an april fools game

[quick burrow]

19:33, But Its still good outside

[formal jungle]

is anyone elses like this..?

[untold hamlet]

mine is much worse

[hard ice]

I had about 20 logos at one point

[inland kindle]

heck you mean?

[formal jungle]

so its supposed to look like that?

[hard ice]

Yea?

[inland kindle]

HELL YEAH

[untold hamlet]

ye its probably some joke on tiktok videos

[formal jungle]

kka

i was just wondering tysm yall

[hard ice]

pun?

[untold hamlet]

brain no braining today

english not englishing for me 😔

[inland kindle]

guys should i invest in more logos

[untold hamlet]

they're the money of the future bro

[shut osprey]

always

[inland kindle]

so should i?

[quick burrow]

is the Fram even There IF The games ends?

[untold hamlet]

go for it sorry in advance if your computer perishes

[inland kindle]

nah my computer will not perish ig

[hard ice]

The game gets so laggy with an AC after messages

[untold hamlet]

wait

the logos bounce depend on the window borders so is making the window REALLY SMALL a viable way of farming

[shut osprey]

yes

[hard ice]

It is

[untold hamlet]

amazing

[fleet cipher]

le bro est francais mdrr

[inland kindle]

dosent seem like

[untold hamlet]

idk it seems to be working for me

or maybe im delusional because ive been at this game for a bit too long

[inland kindle]

could be, bro i think our mouse might burn out because of the friction

[untold hamlet]

probably

[slim jasper]

What now ?!

[quick burrow]

frrrrrr

[untold hamlet]

either troll achievements or stupidly grindy

[keen trellis]

making the window as small as i can while still seeing the grass per second, im getting about 1400 and then going full screen had about the same grass per second

[untold hamlet]

aw man

[slim jasper]

You can click, hold spacebar, it will lag the game hold for a few seconds after the frame stays the same, the logos will bounce really fast outside of the boundaries then come back a few seconds after

[inland kindle]

isint that just lag

[slim jasper]

idk the others, this one is just stupid long

[slim jasper]

yes

[untold hamlet]

i think i got them stuck out of bounds and now they're particle accelerating it

nvm they back i just held for really long

[slender acorn]

[slim jasper]

quick cash method, it's slow to setup tho

[pliant fable]

anyone has these two missing achivements?

[untold hamlet]

one's probably for getting all upgrades

[inland kindle]

BRO THATS MORE THAN ME

[slim jasper]

I'll afk till I hit the counter with 99999999

[slender acorn]

i give up lol

[inland kindle]

i believe one's for 99999999 grass

[pliant fable]

okay thank you

[slender acorn]

i was hoping thatd be the last one

[winged glen]

guys

[quick burrow]

wha

[flint idol]

I Win

[untold hamlet]

it wouldn't really make sense judging by the way its placed but its an april fools game so guess we gotta test it out

[winged glen]

I found a glitch for it, if you make the screen as small as the window will go it will speed the hits infinitly and you will get a bunch really quickly. Only downside is it will crash the window so alt+f4 then reopen it

[flint idol]

cool too

[quick burrow]

Look in Dm´s Send you Some Weather Pics

[manic socket]

[slim jasper]

Speedruners coming to end this very soon

[winged glen]

:D

[fleet cipher]

i have the world record i think

[slim jasper]

I think too

[fleet cipher]

"you beat the game in 04:19"

[untold hamlet]

my computer must absolutely despise me rn for the click-space glitch

[quick burrow]

Wha, are Yall using There?

[ashen kiln]

Sword

[untold hamlet]

pizza and sword

[sacred echo]

I did autoclick but i got a really good time i think

[inland kindle]

im trying it

[rocky narwhal]

its so hard to max it out

[untold hamlet]

my game crashed from the click-space glitch

[languid timber]

the best pc you have the most click per second u make

[inland kindle]

the kitty

[untold hamlet]

oh no.

[winged glen]

sword

[untold hamlet]

im back at 0 grass.

[quick burrow]

Kiiiiiiitttttttyyyyyy

[inland kindle]

im gonna invest in the logos

[quick burrow]

and In bitcoin?

[inland kindle]

nah its too far up now

[quick burrow]

And the Game Stop, Up to the Moon?

[inland kindle]

not me thinking i was on top, im gonna start auto clicking

[quick burrow]

Same

[winged glen]

Im not even

[ashen kiln]

Did anyone find it out or is that the April Fool's prank?

[rocky narwhal]

eh nub

[quick burrow]

idk

[sacred echo]

someone sais that you have to restart 10 times but he hasnt shown a screenshot yet

[inland kindle]

mate, i got school so id better auto click

[quick burrow]

same, xD

[woven lagoon]

autoclicker will tank the game to 0fps

[inland kindle]

im risking

[undone pier]

gotta go fast 3:37

[quick burrow]

Brooooooo. I wanna play it, Not quit it

[rocky narwhal]

just afk for whole night

[ashen kiln]

Like should I refresh the page or complete the game?

[deft sentinel]

https://open.spotify.com/track/1cC8xG9HQihlMNAf1VlFkq?si=63ce32ec1bca4853 This is like travelling to 2015 again for me

[sacred echo]

i think complete the game

[quick burrow]

Is this gonna Hack me

[woven lagoon]

That's a spotify link

[ashen kiln]

I don't wanna miss my attempt to touch 99999999 grasses 😭

[sacred echo]

i havent done it yet, i think im on like my 5th playthrough

[quick burrow]

need to go Off, See yall Next Time

[ashen kiln]

Let me know when you find, I'll let you know if I find something too

[inland kindle]

Man the game is bugging at even 2 cpa

Cps*

man ima hop off

damn i reopened the game and its smooth now

[ashen kiln]

I closed it like 5 mins before to relaunch it, but I'm still hearing the bg noises 🥲

[tall current]

if you close, do you lose progress ?

[winged glen]

No, as long as you don't click new game to reopen it

[inland kindle]

Man ima hop off

School tomorrow or else i would have played

[winged glen]

Ill ping you at lvl 50

[fair crag]

someone now what i need to do for this three achievement?

[tall current]

trying to find the 2 last achievements in the game files

[inland kindle]

Damn

[tall current]

remove 10 weeds

[ashen kiln]

The one near lawnmover is to remove 10 weeds

[inland kindle]

Yea do that

[fair crag]

and for the two other's, nobody know?

[inland kindle]

Ig he used weedicide

[ashen kiln]

Ig nobody said anything about the middle two

[fair crag]

ah ok, thx everybody

[inland kindle]

I'll be back after like 19 hours

[ashen kiln]

I currently believe that those two might be Developers ways of pranking us for the April Fool's day

[mild wind]

help

[winged glen]

you and everyone else buddy

[mild wind]

what are the middle two achievements

[late sparrow]

i am trying to get every upgrade rn

[mild wind]

i bet someone on reddit has all of them

ima go check r/discordapp

[mild wind]

this is my game atm, it seems like the logo bouncing upgrade is unlimited

[granite fulcrum]

I have almost all the achievements

[fair crag]

my touch grass has crashed, how can i relaunch him?

[granite fulcrum]

Only missing 2

[granite fulcrum]

Go back to the same thing how you first went to to start the games

4m bro

[late sparrow]

just like every one else...

[tall current]

nah there is nothing about the achievements in the source code

[granite fulcrum]

I'll bro I think it's meant to be like that

[sacred echo]

howd you get the source code?

[fair crag]

i don't found nothing

[magic prairie]

yoo i played that too

[late sparrow]

do u have all achievments

[ashen kiln]

Yea I tried similarly too, I can't find anything either 😂

[shrewd tendon]

🤔

[ashen kiln]

The used svg mainly to keep us occupied ig

[late sparrow]

how much for the next upgrade and what lvl are u

[open bough]

im missing 2

[ashen kiln]

Everyone bro, let's try together to find it out ig

[sacred echo]

i still havent gotten it btw

[ashen kiln]

7th ?

[late sparrow]

maybe it is a april fools joke and they dont exist

[fair crag]

i think too

[sacred echo]

yeah ive done it so many times, and nothing worked

[tall current]

even in the assets, i dont find the icons of the 2 achievements

[ashen kiln]

I've saying that yet, we can't quit playing till we claim everything 😭

[mystic dust]

anyone know how to get the last 2 achievements on the screen

[late sparrow]

read the chat

[cerulean wren]

Where can i even see those?

[mystic dust]

i see

[open bough]

Maybe level 50?

[late sparrow]

i hope not

[tall current]

if thats 100 its crazy

[quick burrow]

Img 50 and 100 lvl

[quick burrow]

How?!?!

[winged glen]

what is that one?!

[tall current]

OH

[sacred echo]

WHAT IS IT

[mystic dust]

how did you get that one on top of the ?

[grave mason]

How did you get the one next to the thumb?

[magic prairie]

no :/

[open bough]

The achievement above definitely has nothing to do with levels, but the one below probably does.

???????????

[late sparrow]

tell us how master

[tall current]

yeah since its right next to the lvl 20 one

[magic prairie]

how can i play that again

[tall current]

@split nest please

[quick burrow]

Maybe its a seed, so dont plant a flover. Or smt like that

[brisk ice]

can i have the link for touch grass sim

[late sparrow]

its in dc in the settings

[brisk ice]

?

[sacred echo]

maybe its smth like dont click the weeds at all

[tall current]

#🏠-discord-updates

[open bough]

@split nest bro

[tall current]

only in browser dc i think

[brisk ice]

is the last meadow just the grass game or are they different

[mystic dust]

@split nest is a menace

[open bough]

lol

[quick burrow]

Fr, but its only approved when @Patata say it

[worldly perch]

how ??

[brisk ice]

i need the grass game unblocked

[quick burrow]

We dont know either

[split nest]

🐸

[quick burrow]

Please tell it us

[late sparrow]

pls bro

[grave mason]

pls men

[quick burrow]

We need it, the answer

[late sparrow]

what do u want from us

[worldly perch]

10 gifted subs

[quick burrow]

Maybe its a hint, a frog. But a frog isnt in the game or?

Yh, dont know. Imma go offline if some kne knows, PLEAS dm its me

[late sparrow]

maybe its a lot of bounces

[winged glen]

Def not

[frank osprey]

what.

where is the decoration man!!!

[open bough]

analyze the drawing

[quick burrow]

We got it, still

[worldly perch]

you need to play and unlock the last upgrade which is the pc

[frank osprey]

i just did it bro

[quick burrow]

Again

[frank osprey]

are we deadass

i have to do it again?? or do i need nitro to use the decoration

[open bough]

Patata