general-chat

[gusty gazelle]

@night perch hey sorry to bother you - is the guild you're in taking applications? If so, can I have the invite link?

[gloomy topaz]

imma go sleep cya

[turbid mural]

have an awesome night

[broken needle]

I don’t think you’re gonna find many friends that way tbh. It’s usually better to talk in places that you’re interested in or curious about, then people who like the things you like and that you connect with will naturally come. Just casting a fishing net into the wide open isn’t going to get you quality friends

[kind kernel]

Friends can have quality? So if I find a rare or a legendary friend, how much in gold would that be?

[serene yew]

oh

[cold drift]

omfg

guys

[crimson island]

Guys i need to share something

I almost got my acc hacked so i thought i would let ppl know

[dry bear]

There’s umm already this: #peer-help message

[crimson island]

Thnx

[nocturne sentinel]

[nocturne sentinel]

[fading fog]

is it just me or are profiles not loading atm?

[mossy lance]

fix your app

[nocturne sentinel]

Not just you, I am also unable to view profiles

[robust iris]

guys if someone used my token to send an innapropriate gif am i okay? i deleted it

[bronze zinc]

Is discord laggy?

[nocturne sentinel]

Yep

[mystic sentinel]

anyone knows discord bot dev group link

[graceful stirrup]

discord latency is to high

[nocturne sentinel]

Discord developers?

[graceful stirrup]

getting an internal 500 error

[toxic sentinel]

Why is the Discord client slow? Some bots don't respond to commands, while others only respond with a delay

[robust iris]

please anyone, i know this isnt right asking but im scared

[graceful stirrup]

I just said

[robust iris]

oh so i didnt break my server

[graceful stirrup]

the latency of the api is high

meaning too many people are using the api at one time

so in turn

everything is, slow

[robust iris]

if anyone dms me please let me know

[toxic sentinel]

Approximately how long will it take for Discord to work perfectly again?

[nocturne sentinel]

No way to know

[desert nymph]

Hello chat

[graceful stirrup]

nothing every works "perfectfly"

[nocturne sentinel]

Maybe check the discord status page

[robust iris]

for a second i thought i broke my server and bot again...

[graceful stirrup]

I have programs and API's down for day's

[past bane]

im facing problems with discord bot

[graceful stirrup]

omg

read people

discord's api latency is high

[desert nymph]

Holy YAP

[dry bear]

I would delete that

[nocturne sentinel]

[graceful stirrup]

which means too many people are usiing the api too much

[past bane]

nothing personal lol

[dry bear]

Anyways there’s a status incident now maybe related to https://stspg.io/ntfpn88g01pl

[robust iris]

sucks tho because i plained to work on it today

[mystic sentinel]

ye i found it

[dry bear]

Except that it’s very spammy looking

[past bane]

is this happening to everybody here?

[nocturne sentinel]

¯_(ツ)_/¯

[past bane]

ah okey lol

[desert nymph]

idk

[dry bear]

Yes maybe related to https://stspg.io/ntfpn88g01pl

[graceful stirrup]

Yes, it is happening to all discord users

[west meadow]

FIX BOTS

[graceful stirrup]

CALM DOWN

[desert nymph]

wait all bots are down?

[dry bear]

See https://stspg.io/ntfpn88g01pl

[graceful stirrup]

the bot's are not down, let me explain, the api is a bridge from discord to the bot, the bridge is currently broken

so the bot can't run

[desert nymph]

I mean

[robust iris]

sorry i tripped over the power plug

[west meadow]

DISCOD IS LAGGY

[desert nymph]

the bots in one of the servers I’m admin in seems to be working fine

[nocturne sentinel]

[robust iris]

500 error

[graceful stirrup]

STOP, I AM TRYING TO EXPLAIN BUT YOU NEED TO SHUSH

[robust iris]

give time drink tea

[arctic cloak]

…💀

[desert nymph]

tea

[desert nymph]

I want brisk tea now

[robust iris]

tea

[green ingot]

Time to watch the chaos

[heavy yoke]

why am i muted in gather and game

[green ingot]

[robust iris]

good every one is calm

[heavy yoke]

i wanna talk

[robust iris]

because its for games

[dry bear]

It’s only for playing activities

[nocturne sentinel]

The VCs are only for playing activities

[heavy yoke]

i need to talk with them

[nocturne sentinel]

You can't

[dry bear]

You should dm them then

[robust iris]

shed do not let inside thoughts out side

but i wanna say

[nocturne sentinel]

[atomic whale]

is it just me or all bots suddently dead?

[tribal pumice]

https://discordstatus.com/incidents/wlf7gks7nb1m

[green ingot]

Api outage

[shrewd hill]

Beep

[arctic cloak]

[tribal pumice]

boop

[arctic cloak]

Not surprised that Discord is down

[robust iris]

im saveing this link if thats ok

[viscid barn]

is there an API outage rn

[tropic ginkgo]

yall discord is down bro

[atomic whale]

a

[green ingot]

Yes

[tropic ginkgo]

ofc it is

[robust iris]

yep

[viscid barn]

literally joined jus to ask this lol

my bot isnt starting

[robust iris]

aaaaaaa quick lock and mine the door

[atomic whale]

my bot isnt botting 😔

[viscid barn]

welp guess ill just code a lot without knowing if im making any errors

[tropic ginkgo]

yes

[viscid barn]

yeah

[west meadow]

is this associated with discord workers in anyway

[tropic ginkgo]

REALLLL

[viscid barn]

LESSGO

YEAHHHH

[robust iris]

is there anybody having trouble with discord api right now?

[viscid barn]

ye

[glossy dock]

Smh discord down but we're on discord

[robust iris]

yeah I can't even view my profile smh

[viscid barn]

nah its an api outage

[glossy dock]

Ik

[viscid barn]

messages work fine tho

[glossy dock]

I was joking around

[viscid barn]

yeah profiles aint working either

[robust iris]

I see my goofy ahh "cannot load profile badge"

[viscid barn]

oh lol

[past bane]

lets chat none stop to make it more slower

[robust iris]

i wanna see my boost badge and oh yeah im turning 16 today

[past bane]

expired

[viscid barn]

true

[robust iris]

thank you

[viscid barn]

hbd man

[robust iris]

not quite yet oh hold on wtf u mean

[past bane]

lol

[robust iris]

thank you bro

[past bane]

hbd

[viscid barn]

yeah

[robust iris]

i mean i can consent but cant do nothing

[viscid barn]

16 way too old

[past bane]

yup

[robust iris]

i hate how you can consent to s*x at 16 but not allowed to do it

[glossy dock]

Vcs are still working btw

[shrewd hill]

Discord is broken again

[robust iris]

Whar

[viscid barn]

yeahh

we hang out here till outage solved

[modest void]

says who?

[viscid barn]

damn this annoying slowmode man

fk yeah

[nocturne sentinel]

<@&1168422950685384765>

[arctic cloak]

Y’all stop whining about Discord being broken and do something productive 💀

[viscid barn]

doesnt that role say "not employees"

[past bane]

the discord shop is also broken

[arctic cloak]

Bye

[glossy dock]

Heh.

[robust iris]

Sup buddy

[viscid barn]

what do i do if i was working on discord's api and now it wont work

[robust iris]

no its broken and im upset

[arctic cloak]

Y’all act like little childrens, reminds me when Roblox goes down. 💀💀

[viscid barn]

so i got nothing to do anymore

[robust iris]

Watch as it unfolds.. the entire host drops down

[shrewd hill]

Don't be rude please

[past bane]

i wanted to spend some daddy money but sadly its down too 😭

[glossy dock]

Hah. Fr

[arctic cloak]

Sorry, I’m just angry at something else.

[robust iris]

ive been working all day and wanna do some things and the api is dowm

[shrewd hill]

That's alright

[arctic cloak]

My status explains a lot.

[viscid barn]

and we cant see that, guess why

[arctic cloak]

[robust iris]

.>

[viscid barn]

UH WHO TF ARE U

[robust iris]

wish we could see it

[viscid barn]

THE WHAT

[modest void]

i mean half of them prob are

[arctic cloak]

REAL

[viscid barn]

what are you talking about bro

[nocturne sentinel]

@versed finch Ban evasion

[west meadow]

what is this server

[junior wasp]

zzzzzzzzzzzz

[nocturne sentinel]

I think you know

[glossy dock]

Discord town hall

[arctic cloak]

Not to mention, I’m not angry because of Discord

.💀

[viscid barn]

whyd u delete that

[robust iris]

aaa

[arctic cloak]

Ban evasion much? 💀

[viscid barn]

profiles work again

[shrewd hill]

[glossy dock]

Hmm

[arctic cloak]

Me rn

[robust iris]

are u???

[umbral verge]

Hi

[robust iris]

welp im shed xd

[viscid barn]

wtf why can i see only your profile

[robust iris]

bummm da bumm da da

yes?

[daring vessel]

do you guys also have issues with bots rn?

[robust iris]

https://discordstatus.com/incidents/wlf7gks7nb1m

[viscid barn]

the update from 2 min ago says its affecting message latency as well

doesnt feel like it

[analog cloak]

why the bots dead 🙏

[glossy dock]

Discord API crash

[analog cloak]

this is very fearful

[robust iris]

wau I can't log into my server and I can't collect my daily credits. pro boot

[glossy dock]

Lol people seem to be going slightly crazy now

[verbal turtle]

[analog cloak]

accurate

[shrewd hill]

It's not the End of the world

[robust iris]

way I can't log into my server and I can't collect my daily credits. pro boot

[dark vector]

[arctic cloak]

.💀

[bleak prairie]

API crash?

[glossy dock]

Yes

[bleak prairie]

What is going on

[nimble ginkgo]

whats going on with the discord dev portal?

[shrewd hill]

Sure Tupperware bot doesn't work but I can wait

[latent pecan]

RIP

[nimble ginkgo]

😭 _ _

[analog cloak]

what do you mean aniszine can't get his daily credits 😭🥶

[glossy dock]

Api crash

[verbal turtle]

seems like the api crashed

[nimble ginkgo]

dohhh

[verbal turtle]

check discord.gg/discord-developers

[shrewd hill]

He can wait

Like I have ADHD yet I'm patient

[verbal turtle]

https://discordstatus.com/incidents/wlf7gks7nb1m

[analog cloak]

🤯🦅🗣️

[torpid breach]

I don't know where to ask but quick question, I was chatting from discord web and it logged me out while I am still logged in by mobile. Should I login back again with the qr code or is it not safe? Why did it log me out of nowhere?

[versed finch]

@cold spear Stop with the copypastas

[robust iris]

[analog cloak]

Jack is unhappy now

[robust iris]

api gateway database down

[nocturne sentinel]

and?

[analog cloak]

uh idk, gangnam style?

[robust iris]

oh boi

[dark vector]

[versed finch]

you are getting support in the right place you just have to be patient for them to respond to you

very long queues

[verbal turtle]

ugh i cant see my banner/badges

[glossy dock]

Heh

[verbal turtle]

https://discordstatus.com/incidents/wlf7gks7nb1m

response can take up to two months, so chill out

[robust iris]

you know my internet is bad when i first thought the api outage was just bad ping on my end

[torpid breach]

Dame discord is down, everything takes time to show up on web

[robust iris]

good loard

[tribal pumice]

wha

[analog cloak]

I thought your pfp was a pogo stick for a second 🙏💀

[robust iris]

sorry mods guess i let the door open again...

[halcyon ginkgo]

wow what the hell i cant even use my bot

[viscid barn]

what the hell bro

[versed finch]

close that thing immediately

[verbal turtle]

that's not true lmao, instagram takes ages too

[robust iris]

api thingies

[viscid barn]

a fix has been identified

[halcyon ginkgo]

@versed finch im sick and tired of discord always being down, i thought roblox was bad until i seen this

[nocturne sentinel]

time to increase the slow mode

[robust iris]

i locked it and mined it but might be too late

[dry bear]

Nope

[halcyon ginkgo]

discord im sick and tired bro

[restive finch]

Came to this server knowing everyone would be whining hahahaha

[analog cloak]

discord support is infinite

[restive finch]

Acting like tech can't have downtime

[arctic cloak]

True lmfao

[halcyon ginkgo]

discord fix this bruh i got things to do bro

[honest fox]

I just joined cuz apps are down lol

[arctic cloak]

This is why y’all need to do something productive 💀

[sudden girder]

hi guys

[robust iris]

gotta have down time

[restive finch]

Go outside guys, go for a walk jesus christ

[celest moth]

What happened to my app

[robust iris]

rookie numbers

[sudden girder]

hi shed

[arctic cloak]

THIS

[dry bear]

Yet oddly you have a discord account 🤔

[brittle dagger]

oh yeah discord

[verbal turtle]

are you gonna just complain in chat

[dark vector]

ive got better things to do, like sleeping

[robust iris]

#media just look 😉

[halcyon ginkgo]

Bob at discord tech facility sat on the discord servers and broke it

[robust iris]

i have been working for 10 hours i will sit down and do nothing

[dry bear]

Yep

[arctic cloak]

Oh 😭

[robust iris]

hey

[hearty adder]

Did the heat wave made this happen

[nocturne sentinel]

How many alts do you have ? lol

[sudden girder]

who are you?

[halcyon ginkgo]

discord i am SICK and tired of this bro

[verbal turtle]

yk this is townhall.......right ?

[arctic cloak]

Go outside

[robust iris]

its jack the snack that smiles back

gold fish

[halcyon ginkgo]

I am outside, on my phone

[celest moth]

You have any verified bot?

[halcyon ginkgo]

yes

[arctic cloak]

Then turn off your phone 💀

[celest moth]

Can you help me?

[rocky zinc]

why is discord breaking again

[arctic cloak]

^^^

[hearty adder]

But it’s 99 degrees outside!!!!

[halcyon ginkgo]

i know the guy who made mee6

[robust iris]

i spent 2 hours getting grass stains out

[turbid mural]

wowerz what is happening

[celest moth]

Who

[halcyon ginkgo]

ts going to cost you

[arctic cloak]

Doesn’t matter, I went out when the weather was like that

[dry bear]

I’m not sure that’s an accomplishment tbh

[arctic cloak]

Kids whining about Discord being broken

[halcyon ginkgo]

why is r o b u x a banned word?

[green igloo]

All bots are down

[nocturne sentinel]

too many beggers

[turbid mural]

ah so usual townhall moment, got it

[arctic cloak]

Yup

[halcyon ginkgo]

@versed finch are you guys waiting for christmas with repairing the servers

[versed finch]

im not a discord employee

[halcyon ginkgo]

i got things to do bro

[arctic cloak]

.💀

[green ingot]

[nocturne sentinel]

[turbid mural]

err then do them

[dry bear]

Luckily that’s not what they do and being disrespectful is against the #📖-rules you agree to while being here

[robust iris]

it hasnt even been a day yet...

[halcyon ginkgo]

my discord community is waiting for the update so i gotta give these mods a piece of mind

[robust iris]

also please treat lili with respect shes nice

[versed finch]

bye

[arctic cloak]

^

[dry bear]

That aren’t employees?

[halcyon ginkgo]

same thing they can pass on a message to tech department

[turbid mural]

the ban hammer has spoken.

[robust iris]

the one who just termanted a nono

[halcyon ginkgo]

LOL

[dry bear]

No? They can do no more then you can

[arctic cloak]

LMAAOOAOOOOO

[halcyon ginkgo]

THIS GUY GOT TERMINATED SO FAST

[robust iris]

lil

can I ask something

[versed finch]

giving us a piece of your mind is going to result in a ban because we aren't discord employees and we cannot help you. it's taking out anger on innocent people.

[halcyon ginkgo]

what kind of ban and btw ion mean no harm im a kind soul 😄

like a serverban or what

[versed finch]

stop pinging me, please

[dark vector]

You're so polite, saying bye anyways despite them being disrespectful

(im not mocking or being sarcastic, that is not my tone or intention)

[halcyon ginkgo]

got it ma'am

[robust iris]

aaaa

[turbid mural]

🚙

[halcyon ginkgo]

lil bro is stressin 😅

[jovial terrace]

is anyone having issues stsarting bots?

[halcyon ginkgo]

yep

[tribal pumice]

https://discordstatus.com/incidents/wlf7gks7nb1m

[jovial terrace]

whawt's going on?

[robust iris]

hang on a minute, i seen these exclamation mark profiles before

[earnest field]

can I get permission to swear at someone harrasing the mods?

[halcyon ginkgo]

someone sat on the servers

[jovial terrace]

discord employee gotcha

[halcyon ginkgo]

yup

[robust iris]

no

[halcyon ginkgo]

mods please dont ban me

[turbid mural]

LMAO

[earnest field]

😦

[robust iris]

good loard

[jovial terrace]

what

[dark vector]

No, just that line can be seen as sarcastic or mocking. Simply adding that it isnt my intention if it comes out that way :')

[jovial terrace]

is it against the rules to swear here

[arctic cloak]

Yes

[earnest field]

I was basically asking if I coulkd curse out the dude

[halcyon ginkgo]

one wrong word and they finna ban u bro, u seen that guy who got his account terminated so fast

[nocturne sentinel]

[jovial terrace]

really?

i didnt know tbh

[halcyon ginkgo]

damn bro lili u termed that guy in a hearbeat

[robust iris]

i mean you can try... but wouldnt recommend since most are ... well

[robust iris]

[turbid mural]

bro was "out" 🗣️

[nocturne sentinel]

can you just move on

[jovial terrace]

good song https://open.spotify.com/track/0Ax0rAJqWrwJ7Tyib3dvUb?si=63da0feadd284dc1

[arctic cloak]

^

[robust iris]

yoooo

[halcyon ginkgo]

calm down jamal

[earnest field]

honestly easiest thing to do is just ignore them

[jovial terrace]

😳

[halcyon ginkgo]

wait no that sounds racist

[robust iris]

this is too active for shed

[arctic cloak]

……..💀

[halcyon ginkgo]

NONONO

[jovial terrace]

yeah bro you should go back downstairs

[turbid mural]

oh my lord 🥶

[jovial terrace]

free my boy !

[robust iris]

[jovial terrace]

! didn't do anything wrong

[turbid mural]

QHAR

[nocturne sentinel]

[robust iris]

sheds dms are aaaaa jack

[halcyon ginkgo]

mods u guys need to chill it was not my intention ok

[dark vector]

Okay, I know Lili doesn't work for Discord.
I did it to avoid being muted even if I'm going to sleep like after this message or some dms lmao

[arctic cloak]

Ok popcorn time

[robust iris]

share

[dry bear]

… sigh

[robust iris]

[halcyon ginkgo]

the guy has a exclaimation mark on his profile it wasent a serverban

[jovial terrace]

can we be friends

[arctic cloak]

There you go

[halcyon ginkgo]

no

[jovial terrace]

why

[robust iris]

[robust iris]

i sware the door is locked

[halcyon ginkgo]

because i said so..?

[turbid mural]

double check

[jovial terrace]

add me!

[turbid mural]

its 11 pm and this is already entertaining

[robust iris]

i sware they are

[halcyon ginkgo]

mods this guy is scaring me

[jovial terrace]

correction sir it is currently 10pm in the only valid timezone

[turbid mural]

information invalid

[dark vector]

same, though im going to just snooze, even if I keep saying it because I'm losing my sanity

[halcyon ginkgo]

its actually 5:00 pm

[jovial terrace]

you're invalid

[jovial terrace]

average american

[robust iris]

i locked and put land mine arou... ::click:: around my foot path...

[turbid mural]

double check that

[jovial terrace]

i said what i said

[halcyon ginkgo]

coool

[robust iris]

ummmm unmmn

[nocturne sentinel]

Time zones exist

[turbid mural]

it isn't bad to double check

[halcyon ginkgo]

nooo really, thank you sherlock for pointing that out, i really didnt know!!

[jovial terrace]

why do you have a registration mark in your name

[turbid mural]

🚙

[hard linden]

I can't join call in my ps5, WS-116521-6

[robust iris]

i wish i checked where i steppped

[halcyon ginkgo]

lili can you tell these guys to stop messaging me

[nocturne sentinel]

idk

[jovial terrace]

well you put it there

[turbid mural]

🗣️

[nocturne sentinel]

I know

[jovial terrace]

so why is it there

[nocturne sentinel]

[jovial terrace]

go find out

[halcyon ginkgo]

back chat

[robust iris]

same reason my un is shedninja

[jovial terrace]

i need to know

[robust iris]

BECAUSE HE COULD

[jovial terrace]

who is shedninja, you are shed 🐱

[nocturne sentinel]

I have to take a rain check on that

[jovial terrace]

why

[robust iris]

drycleaning_with_shedninja

[nocturne sentinel]

Because I can

[spiral zinc]

why discord down ?

[jovial terrace]

ill go dry cleaning with yuou

[jovial terrace]

"someone sat on the servers"

[robust iris]

its not

[jovial terrace]

https://discordstatus.com/incidents/wlf7gks7nb1m

[tribal pumice]

how

[sleek gate]

Hello

[jovial terrace]

he seems like a silly billy

[halcyon ginkgo]

some tub boat ate the servers like it was chocholate cake

[sleek gate]

What’s the discord email if they have one?

[jovial terrace]

yeah it is a scam don't click links you don't know!!!!

[robust iris]

some people dont trust links

[spiral zinc]

where is my nitro !

[halcyon ginkgo]

its an ip grabber

[robust iris]

ss it then

[halcyon ginkgo]

dont click it

[robust iris]

the website not the link

[halcyon ginkgo]

LILI HES SENDING IP GRABBERS

BAN BAN BAN

[turbid mural]

ban

[jovial terrace]

bAN THIS NMAN

[tribal pumice]

[robust iris]

oh boi

[turbid mural]

this is wild I can't just participate I need a popcorn

[halcyon ginkgo]

hes sending scam links in chat

[tribal pumice]

just go to discord's website and scroll down until you find the part that says 'status', it's literally the same

https://discordstatus.com/

[halcyon ginkgo]

na he has numbers at the end

[nocturne sentinel]

[robust iris]

this is real...

[halcyon ginkgo]

Update - We've deployed mitigations and are seeing recovery

[jovial terrace]

🍞🥪 Dear fellow food enthusiasts, gather 'round, for I have just embarked on a culinary journey that has forever altered the course of my existence. Yes, you read that right—this sandwich, THIS SANDWICH, has ascended to a plane of existence far beyond our comprehension. 😱✨

🌟 It all started innocently enough, a humble bite into what seemed like an ordinary combination of bread and fillings. But oh, how naive I was! The first taste was like a symphony of flavors, each ingredient in perfect harmony. The lettuce, so crisp it could shatter mountains, the tomatoes, juicier than the juiciest gossip, and the mayo... oh, the mayo... smoother than a baby’s lullaby. 🥬🍅

[tribal pumice]

oh god

[sudden orbit]

I just bought a decoration been charged but I do not own it and saying buy it again even though I was charged for it where do I go for this issue??

[jovial terrace]

😮 As I took another bite, time itself seemed to slow down. I swear, I saw the face of the sandwich deity, nodding in approval as I continued my sacred feast. The bread, so perfectly toasted, must have been baked by angels. Every chew was like a step closer to enlightenment, each flavor explosion opening new doors in the labyrinth of my mind. 🍞💥

[broken needle]

Just read https://dis.gd/status lol

[jovial terrace]

👀 By the final bite, I was no longer the same person. This sandwich had changed me. I’m now enlightened, a sage in the ways of sandwich-making, a prophet of the perfect lunch. I shall spread the word, preach the gospel of this heavenly creation, and ensure that the world knows of this transcendental experience. 🙌🙏

[turbid mural]

ok whar is happening

[jovial terrace]

So, my friends, if you ever find yourself doubting the power of food, remember this: somewhere out there is a sandwich that will change your life. Keep searching, keep eating, and may your taste buds be blessed! 🌍🍴

[robust iris]

can we not

[tribal pumice]

ok i think that's a bit too much

[sleek gate]

Oh

[broken needle]

https://dis.gd/billing

[jovial terrace]

ok ill stop

[halcyon ginkgo]

btw are modded clients bannable

[robust iris]

copy pastas are a noo no

[jovial terrace]

yeah its against this specific servers rules

[dry bear]

Yes

[halcyon ginkgo]

oh cool

[broken needle]

They can be

[jovial terrace]

its not copied its mine 🤓

[robust iris]

can be

[halcyon ginkgo]

thats interesting

[turbid mural]

as long as you dont expose yourself using one of them

[dry bear]

• against the ToS

[halcyon ginkgo]

yea for sure

[robust iris]

AAAAA SAME THING

[jovial terrace]

you lose access to specifically discord town hall if you use a modded client

[broken needle]

No

[tacit agate]

if any mods r reading I have one

[halcyon ginkgo]

alt accounts bro

[robust iris]

nope but i read that

[jovial terrace]

nope its mimipasta

[broken needle]

It’s against Discord’s ToS

[halcyon ginkgo]

i mean my trick is i just use mobile data and make a new account

[jovial terrace]

BECAUSE ITS MI MI NE

[tacit agate]

i have fake nitro installed too

fight me mods

[jovial terrace]

scammer guysp lease ban thius user

[halcyon ginkgo]

i have not done this before, i am just thinking

[jovial terrace]

he is scamming discord

[broken needle]

https://tenor.com/view/oh-no-oh-no-anyway-gif-18887547

[robust iris]

oh my deer lord

[jovial terrace]

🦌

[turbid mural]

🦌

[jovial terrace]

deer chain

[robust iris]

this is a nightmare

[jovial terrace]

DEER CHAIN GO

[shrewd hill]

Is everything fix?

[tacit agate]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1237351067537244231/1277615333984964641/image0.gif

[jovial terrace]

🦌

[turbid mural]

Im innocent mods

[robust iris]

aaa

[jovial terrace]

glock glock

glock all the scams

[robust iris]

[jovial terrace]

i am definitely innocent too

i did not smuggle myself across the border to this server

[turbid mural]

I did NOT pass the red line chat ❌

[jovial terrace]

RED LIGHT - DID YOU DIE?

BANG YOURE DEAD

NO MORE DISCORD FOR YOU BUDDY OL PAL

[turbid mural]

🥺

[jovial terrace]

you just got shot how do you feel

[turbid mural]

urm whar

[turbid mural]

I want to talk to Jesus Christ.

[robust iris]

getting shot is like getting bit by a dog....

[jovial terrace]

call 999-0-1

[robust iris]

it only hurts the first 200 times

[jovial terrace]

guys are you ready for the next chapter of my book

[broken needle]

What the happ is heccening—?

[sudden orbit]

Thank You

[robust iris]

world is spinning

[broken needle]

Pls no

[robust iris]

also if i see anothr grass stain i will murder someone with a pool noodle and a spork

[tacit agate]

guys rate my new #rebrand

im going nuts🤓

[robust iris]

grass stains drove me insane

[turbid mural]

alright pal

[robust iris]

yes?

ughhhhh

[broken needle]

https://dis.gd/status

[hallow mist]

api is messed up

[verbal turtle]

whats cooking beathan

[robust iris]

dose anyone scroll up

[turbid mural]

help idk how to

[turbid mural]

nah same issue here

[broken needle]

https://dis.gd/status

[robust iris]

give it time bound to get worse before it gets better

[quiet vale]

what is happening..

[broken needle]

Yes you can

[turbid mural]

it's a problem Discord is facing, as usual 😇

[broken needle]

[robust iris]

rn brainrot

... lots of it

my dms are popping....

WHY IS IT DOWN YADA YADA .... im just a user

[hallow mist]

#media message

[turbid mural]

cha

[solemn flax]

hi

[sour crow]

anyone else having profile issues?

[humble nebula]

is discord trying something new? i see a "game activity" tab on my profile now 👀

[humble nebula]

yeah, my bio aint loading for the most part

[sour crow]

ah ok good to know im not the only one

i guess its just some api issues\

[humble nebula]

it aint even working on bots either LOL

at first i thought it was my slow wifi
but nah

[turbid mural]

yesn't hi

[sour crow]

lmao true

[robust iris]

aaa

[broken needle]

https://dis.gd/status

[robust iris]

NOOO

[turbid mural]

GRAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH RONALDO

[robust iris]

not the slang anything but that ill take waterboarding

[icy python]

Hey, anyone know why my account is the way it is at the moment. Like my bio banner and description seems limited

[humble nebula]

this happens to me as well

[vapid wind]

bruh guys

what is wrong with my pfp??? it says unable to load banner and other stuff

[robust iris]

api issues

[vapid wind]

why??

[arctic cloak]

……💀💀💀

[turbid mural]

chat help I need to see people's profiles 🥺🥺🥺 /j

[humble nebula]

will it get fixed anytime soon?

[ashen reef]

wtf discord got goin on

[arctic cloak]

Here we go again with kids whining again

[robust iris]

DISCORD IS GETTING CRASHED

[vapid wind]

guys why is my pfp not loading it says unable to load

[arctic cloak]

Y’all DO SOMETHING PRODUCTIVE

[humble nebula]

ok

[icy python]

like I’m a active nitro user and this is happening?

[ashen reef]

womp womp tell us the reason

[icy python]

beyond me tbh

[vapid wind]

no i dont im ed

i have the strongest down syndrome

i have adhd + autism

[turbid mural]

nah Im worst I have downgraded life

[robust iris]

my legs and back hurts

[vapid wind]

i have a -rated mental

[arctic cloak]

.forgot to disable ping 💀

[turbid mural]

SEWEY 🗣️

[arctic cloak]

No

[vapid wind]

chat why the f is my juicy pfp not loading for other people i paid 20 euro to get that ahh flex in me

[turbid mural]

I think that's too much I need to be sleeping at this moment of life

[vapid wind]

thanos vamos skibidi ramos

grappa broski skibidi lewandowski

[robust iris]

on mobile cant shift click

[vapid wind]

ill scream in ur ear as high pitched as possible

[broken needle]

[nocturne sentinel]

*Penaldo

[robust iris]

also i almost nerver unless asked and even thwn ikk forget

[rugged cedar]

hi is discord down

[vapid wind]

ronaldo should retire smh

[robust iris]

discord💀💀💀💀

[broken needle]

Nope. https://dis.gd/status

[robust iris]

arnt we all...

[rugged cedar]

not fully down i mean

[vapid wind]

ts totally not down its totalllly not down

[rugged cedar]

partially

[lofty cliff]

bots arent working

[robust iris]

api is having some issues

[broken needle]

It’s either down or it isn’t. It’s just slow right now

[vapid wind]

0-1

[lofty cliff]

yes

[rugged cedar]

ah k thought it was my wifi

[robust iris]

the sky is blue too...

[rugged cedar]

thanks guys

[broken needle]

https://dis.gd/status

[quiet vale]

nah,its red

[broken needle]

[vapid wind]

bro its white

[robust iris]

wow this hasnt blown up yet

[vapid wind]

the sky aint blue noob

[robust iris]

im impressed

[willow cipher]

hello

[quiet vale]

nuh uh its red

[tender latch]

why the hell does it say cant load profile nothing loads

[nocturne sentinel]

https://dis.gd/status

[robust iris]

it is far too quiet anyway

[broken needle]

https://dis.gd/status

[tender latch]

oh

[robust iris]

kekekek

[willow cipher]

I'm getting that error too

[onyx mango]

Anyone else nkt able to see banners n such for nitro it works on my ipad but my phone it's default

[tender latch]

rip its bugged

[vapid wind]

ok so imagine ur sleeping i sneak behind u and scream as loud as i can directly in ur ear

[broken needle]

Please read the chat :)

[nocturne sentinel]

https://dis.gd/status

[broken needle]

Slow*

[quiet vale]

nah,i'd die

[onyx mango]

Ohhhh ok tyyyy

[robust iris]

HAHHA I SAID QUITE and im gonna regret that

[nocturne sentinel]

huh

[quiet vale]

huh

[shrewd hill]

While waiting for discord to fix everything, Try doing something else like watch a movie or ect

[turbid mural]

huh

[ebon coral]

whats up with discord rn

[robust iris]

i cant make heads or toes either

[nocturne sentinel]

https://dis.gd/status

[quiet vale]

https://dis.gd/status

[broken needle]

Please read chat :)

[ebon coral]

alr

[vapid wind]

Beep Oh no u missed have another one

Beep oh no u missed have another one

[robust iris]

scroll button must be broken too with the api issues.

[vapid wind]

Blink Yeah u scored gg

[nocturne sentinel]

[quiet vale]

huh

i do any problems?

[broken needle]

Well I’m not here to be presumptuous or make assumptions

[feral axle]

discord profile??

[nocturne sentinel]

💀

[quiet vale]

loooooollll

[arctic cloak]

^

[turbid mural]

I ate them my bad gang

jk, Discord issue happening

[robust iris]

welp i mean im just not gonna do an... wait i frogot i mod an api server

oh my dear lord

gtg

[quiet vale]

📰 No Advertising
Advertising content and spamming (sending repetitive messages, emojis, images, or reactions) in this server or DMs is prohibited.

[feral axle]

Badges, theme colors and banners do not appear in discord user profiles

[green ingot]

[robust iris]

#general-chat message

[green ingot]

Part of the API outage

[turbid mural]

O key 🔑

[nocturne sentinel]

That’s advertising and it’s against the #📖-rules

[robust iris]

discord got crashed adaşım 🙏

[quiet vale]

do i need to be a mod to tell you the rules?

nope im not "mods"

[feral axle]

aa got better

[turbid mural]

english

[robust iris]

yes

[broken needle]

It didn’t but ok

[turbid mural]

qhar

[vapid wind]

ezzzz

my pfp got restored the first because wumpus likes me

[turbid mural]

IT GOT FIXED LETS GO

[robust iris]

nice badges guys 😂😂

[nocturne sentinel]

[turbid mural]

how many minutes did discord take to fix this btw?

[vapid wind]

yoo sup moderator dap me u[p

[turbid mural]

it just got fixed sir

[vapid wind]

click on my pfp or im gonna be mad

[nocturne sentinel]

moderator?

[vapid wind]

ur not a mod?

[turbid mural]

nice decoration

[vapid wind]

nice country ball

[turbid mural]

nice username

[vapid wind]

nice country

[nocturne sentinel]

No?

[turbid mural]

nice profile

[vapid wind]

nice bio

[turbid mural]

nice English spelling

[vapid wind]

why did u say E

[turbid mural]

E is superior

[vapid wind]

e stands for

E A sports

[turbid mural]

this is a certified E moment

[nocturne sentinel]

“it’s in the game!”

[turbid mural]

indEEd

[vapid wind]

i didnt finish that part because i was gonna say is in the game

https://tenor.com/view/yes-yay-shaqoneal-excited-dance-gif-8818184967646032189

shaq gif doesnt work

[nocturne sentinel]

No embed perms

[vapid wind]

[turbid mural]

girls

[narrow apex]

https://tenor.com/view/epic-embed-fail-ryan-gosling-cereal-embed-failure-laugh-at-this-user-gif-20627924

[vapid wind]

sorry i spelled the link wrong

just search up discord tos in google

[nocturne sentinel]

#📖-rules

[turbid mural]

certified link wtf 😨😨😨😨😨

[vapid wind]

ok lets speak england

[narrow apex]

because the mods only speak english prob

[turbid mural]

don't speak United Kingdom

[nocturne sentinel]

For moderation reasons

[turbid mural]

speak english guys

[narrow apex]

why boost discord town hall tho, whats the point

[nocturne sentinel]

No

[vapid wind]

i speak 6 englands

[dry bear]

So you can post reactions and change your nickname

[turbid mural]

can I speak Polish /j

[vapid wind]

languages*

[viscid barn]

yo

[narrow apex]

but this server itself is pretty pointless other than checking updates XD

[turbid mural]

can you? 😨

[vapid wind]

smasnug tv

[viscid barn]

has the api thingy been solved

[dry bear]

Well that’s kinda the point

[robust iris]

in skyrim flame spells are effective against trolls

[vapid wind]

hey man

[robust iris]

yep thats the idea

[turbid mural]

sansung tv

[vapid wind]

[turbid mural]

are you chinese

[dry bear]

Nope not here

[robust iris]

AAAA RULES READ EM

ok tea i calm now

[turbid mural]

polish

[vapid wind]

korean turkish russian georgian english dutch spanish

[turbid mural]

ITALIAN??!?!??

chat is what im reading real

[robust iris]

asl... partly

[vapid wind]

idk

[robust iris]

as in i can do the alphabet and a few words

[vapid wind]

why hate i liked turkey when i visited

[turbid mural]

turkish people are nice graahhh

[robust iris]

boy girl cat and hat

[turbid mural]

TURKEY 🔥🗣️💯

[vapid wind]

turkey fell off since roblox got banned

[crystal rapids]

Hello discord

[robust iris]

asl is American sign language

[turbid mural]

they were about to ban Discord there 🗣️

[vapid wind]

yes when i was in turkey some taxi driver said 400 lira howmuch ever that is in us dollars

but i think thats overpriced my friend said idk i thought thats the real price

[nocturne sentinel]

English

[turbid mural]

Spanish

[vapid wind]

WHAT

[turbid mural]

mods this is a joke

[robust iris]

WHY IS THIS A THING

[nocturne sentinel]

It’s not even $1

[vapid wind]

i had usd on me i exchanged

[turbid mural]

turkish currency ong frfr ⚡💪

[robust iris]

i mean.... isnt that like 0.567 or something odd

[nocturne sentinel]

0.91 USD

LOL

[robust iris]

sorry just didnt wanna google

waiting on burgers

[lean magnet]

yo

[turbid mural]

I dont google google, google googles me /j

[robust iris]

gurt?

[vapid wind]

guys google is this siri on google

[lean magnet]

huh?

[turbid mural]

whar

[robust iris]

too much effort

[robust iris]

yo-gurt

[lean magnet]

[turbid mural]

you're too smart for Discord bro

[nocturne sentinel]

I’m still right

You are converting USD to LIRA

[robust iris]

my dear lord

[vapid wind]

[robust iris]

i need to get away from discord

not even gonna post rules

[turbid mural]

Scotland is better /j

[turbid mural]

shed you're going to click that button won't you.

🫡

[robust iris]

too much work pluss i already used it today dosnt it have a cool down?

[turbid mural]

no you can block any one every nanosecond

[robust iris]

yay :: blocks everyone so im the only one chatting: :

[halcyon ginkgo]

who does this woman think she is

[robust iris]

now I AM THE MAIN CHARACTER

[turbid mural]

shed you are doing the impossible...

[robust iris]

im shed

[robust iris]

powerfull women 💀💀💀💀

[turbid mural]

crazy

[halcyon ginkgo]

shed shmed same thing

[robust iris]

no just gods work~

[halcyon rapids]

the new design of discord status is absolutely horrible

[turbid mural]

bro's god????

[robust iris]

welp

[robust iris]

... no i said nothing

[turbid mural]

devil god????

[halcyon rapids]

shed still here?

[robust iris]

yes

[halcyon rapids]

omg

[turbid mural]

chat what am I witnessing..

[robust iris]

an og?

wait

maybe

[halcyon rapids]

maybe?

[robust iris]

original gangsta

[turbid mural]

my bad gang

[robust iris]

chat goes wild

[turbid mural]

chat is the entire forest

[halcyon rapids]

I know you for sure

I don't know where we met, but I know you

[turbid mural]

alr I'll hit the bed now gn chatters from Earth (and Mars (optional))

[cosmic trellis]

😂

[robust iris]

maybe?

[static solstice]

@robust iris I'm gonna loose my life in peer help lol

[robust iris]

ill tap in

[grim viper]

Stream short n sweet

Hi

Ok

Speak my language

No

Who decided that

Ban them

Anyway bye

[zinc mountain]

hi

[nocturne sentinel]

[grim viper]

I speak 4 to 5 language

But thats normal

I cant tell you

[nocturne sentinel]

Apparently, this dude can speak EVERY language

Which is just bs

[grim viper]

Youll google translate

[rose trail]

Guys, what should I get for my birthday? Any ideas?

[grim viper]

Ill give you a clue or question, comment tu t'appels

Answer noob @robust iris

Omfg this guy is a liar

What

Fake

[arctic cloak]

Average day in townhall 💀

[grim viper]

Liar

[robust iris]

ne diyonuz lo mallar xd

[grim viper]

No get away from me

[robust iris]

average turkish people

[arctic cloak]

Oh another mean person from the other day? Ok

[silver tide]

Sooo

[robust iris]

yah

[nocturne sentinel]

*Average Penaldo fan

[grim viper]

I love being mean

[arctic cloak]

This is fun

[robust iris]

lmfaoooo😭😭😭

[silver tide]

Who wants to sue Google for privacy violation?

[grim viper]

Me

[silver tide]

Not me.

[grim viper]

Oh

[silver tide]

Yay, you got money ?

[nocturne sentinel]

I hope you have a 8 figure bank account

[grim viper]

What language penaldo speaks @robust iris

Answer or u a liar

[torn isle]

Yo guys

[kind kernel]

9 figure tbh

[robust iris]

he speaks turkish 😭😭

[nocturne sentinel]

Yeah

[grim viper]

You know what language i speak

[silver tide]

If you don't have money, Google Legal Team will destroy you

[grim viper]

The truth

[grim viper]

I dont

[robust iris]

LMAO

[kind kernel]

English from what I see

[robust iris]

😭😭😭 bros from smpan 😭😭😭😭😭

[grim viper]

Ok

[nocturne sentinel]

I think bro got muted

[silver tide]

Yay ! That's Cool 😎 you finally understand capitalism 😂

That's why capitalism is good and bad

[robust iris]

he did

[nocturne sentinel]

lol

[robust iris]

rip my dms...

[silver tide]

Like why the us gouvernement can't do like with Microsoft when they Monopolized the entire market,

[nocturne sentinel]

Google’s next

[grim viper]

Its bad

[kind kernel]

Microsoft still has a monopoly, at least you can get a refund for Windows on request when purchasing a new device.

[silver tide]

(us gouv baked Microsoft in the Oven)

[desert nymph]

Hello chat

[grim viper]

Hi

[desert nymph]

No way it’s Sabrina carpenter

[silver tide]

It was really really Really really Bad in 1990s - 1995s

[grim viper]

Yup is it that sweet espresso

[kind kernel]

It's still really bad now, not so much but it's horrifying

[silver tide]

Me waiting Google to be Sanctioned for privacy violation : 🐈 (yeah I'm became a cat for waiting too much)

[kind kernel]

Google wont be sanctioned, there is no reason for it.
They do allow you to remove data, request it and even disable features.

[crystal grotto]

hey i need someones help w something important plzzz mods or admins msg me

[silver tide]

But why Google is asking for my location when I tried to search for tanks for a roleplay server.

[crystal grotto]

nvm

[lean magnet]

Oh and you tell them to even message you? lol

[crystal grotto]

i messaged modmail

[kind kernel]

You aren't forced to provide location, it just does that to help you with directions to what you want. Mainly used for shopping but it's also used for local area shops

[lean magnet]

Oh well nvm then

[crystal grotto]

some servers dont allow people to dm their mods so i asked in here

[kind kernel]

For example: I'm looking for ramen noodles. But if I did then some random shops in the middle of nowhere US could show up. But I don't live there, so location data is there to help finetune results for you

[silver tide]

No, it's not what I am meaning, in android if an app use camera or localisation a green dot appears, and when I tried to see the app that is using my location, the green dot disappears, and I recorded my screen and like for 0.003s the Google is using my location is visible

Like why "hide it"

[winged jungle]

Hey guys

Can I ask a questionnnn\

[silver tide]

Go ahead

[winged jungle]

Is it okay to avoid/not talk to people you don't like or enjoy talking to. Or you feel like they've been rude/disrespectful.

[silver tide]

You can do whatever you want

[silver tide]

If there harassing you, you can report them

[kind kernel]

Then that's part of location relevant to you. It's to ensure any searches you do on the Google app for instance can provide information necessary. Even if automated.

As for Camera that can be disabled but it's mainly there for metadata (AKA EXIF) which is not Google specific

[winged jungle]

What about someone who put their hands on you

[silver tide]

Contact your local police authority

[kind kernel]

Hey bud... not to be one of these people but you shouldn't be online to state this previously mentioned issue. This is for local law enforcement to handle...

[halcyon ginkgo]

👆🏿 🤓

[robust iris]

is there a specific place i need to go to ask for help w/ something to do with discord?

[nocturne sentinel]

#peer-help

[robust iris]

non emergency number is a thing

thank you

[robust iris]

good advice as always

[nocturne sentinel]

Did you say the magic word?

[robust iris]

:: on my way to the bank

:: gets giftcards::

[nocturne sentinel]

[robust iris]

:: drives back with cards in hand::

[silver tide]

[robust iris]

:: eats said gift cards:: BURP

oh boy i love being a town hall member ->>> this is me if you even care

[silver tide]

Casually enjoying my Coffee

At midnight 😀

[robust iris]

yummy starbucks flavor and this one is amazon flavord

^^

[silver tide]

Gonna stay all the night awake yay 😊

[nocturne sentinel]

He ate them

[robust iris]

ooo costco flavor :: nums::

[silver tide]

Calm down I know my profile picture is pretty obvious that I'm Moroccan, but we are not playing "guess the flag" x)

[robust iris]

theses are Delicious YOOOO SITH WANT SOME i have a few left over they yummmy

[nocturne sentinel]

No, I already ate

[robust iris]

eh it has no flavor

[silver tide]

Use Google play gift card instead of PayPal

[kind kernel]

I didn't pass flags in class. So I never thought that

[robust iris]

MORE FOR ME !! yay

[silver tide]

Amazon

[silver tide]

?-?

You're in north Korea or what 😂

[nocturne sentinel]

Don’t you have any cards?

Credit / debit cards?

You can use them directly instead of using PayPal