#๐ŸŽฎโ”‚game

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ornate cedar
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Or dont I actually own anything afterall?

orchid prism
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That's great. What use is my "Game NFT" once your game shuts down a year later.

ornate cedar
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What is ownership if you cant destroy your properties

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I remember how someone shredded an artpiece immidiately after buying it. Paying millions for it. Just to shred it in front of everyone

barren pewter
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nope

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that was a piece designed to be shredded iirc

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was a Banksy

ornate cedar
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Both happened probably

fringe salmon
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it was designed to be shredded but without the buyer or the auction people knowing about it

ornate cedar
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Also, what is their definition of "digital secondary market". Because it's the only definition I think of would make Ubisoft guilty of fraud. By defination.

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unless you go with fungible NFTs thonk

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Fungibility is the ability of a good or asset to be readily interchanged for another of like kind.

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How can you sell something that is not able to be interchanged thonk

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Either Ubisoft is willingly pushing a scam on the market or logic is broken

fading spade
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wait wait, if the Steam Deck comes in a tiny cardboard box with just the carry case inside that box, does it not come with a charging brick?

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unless the carry case is large enough to store it

ornate cedar
fading spade
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would be pretty dope if the charger brick fit into the case also

ornate cedar
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So conspiracy or hearsay?

fringe salmon
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you think they'd ship it without charger lmao

fading spade
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no, but i dont get the packaging, dont see how its in there

small comet
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isnt the deck usb-c?

fringe salmon
fading spade
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ohh

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tiny ass brick

ornate cedar
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thonk Defuq you smoking G

small comet
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oh noe

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more useless bricks

ornate cedar
fading spade
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I have a lot of 5W bricks, those are too slow to charge phones these days

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I use them for my handheld console though

barren pewter
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...

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buy more bricks

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build a fortress

fading spade
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xd

barren pewter
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take over ireland and become queen of the gauls or some shit idk

ornate cedar
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Im not sure if my phone has any charge right now

small comet
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not that fast charging is good for batteries

ornate cedar
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6% wow, havent charged it in days

fading spade
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o.o

small comet
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the reasons batteries die these days is people charging while using it and using faster and faster chargers

fading spade
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I try not to use phone laptop when charging it

small comet
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like i charge every second or third day

fading spade
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or my switch

small comet
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over night

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with a 5w charger

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no issues

fading spade
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I have to use my phone while charging cause its my wifi source

small comet
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we told u for yrs now

fading spade
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so I got my computer and whatnot connected to it

small comet
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to get an actual router

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for 4g

fading spade
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I have an acual router, when im at my student accomodation

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thats whats my servers are running on!

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two of them heheh

small comet
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ur servers are running on the router? sounds like vest perf imagineable

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poor 300mhz soc

fading spade
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nah, but I need a router to make servers happen, otherwise people outside my network cant join it

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cause cant port forward mobile data

fringe salmon
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so thats why they call them gaming routers

fading spade
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LOL

fringe salmon
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they run servers on them

small comet
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makes sense

fading spade
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next gen routers

fading spade
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they know people will play Deck on the toilet
:') it is inevitable

trim rock
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also on the website

novel umbra
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mic perma on

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heard you shitting

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achievement got

fading spade
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oh LOL

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def playing on toilet

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the game isnt downloaded yet

fading spade
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๐Ÿค” Valve had an interesting past

feral ferry
fading spade
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Ricochet is well known?

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Ive only learned about it within the last 15 minutes

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LOL

feral ferry
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That's the one of the games that are massively requested for a sequel

orchid prism
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No one knows Ricochet though

feral ferry
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Man you zoomers don't know games

fading spade
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If there is player created content [in a video game], there WILL be penises
The War Owl - 2018

feral ferry
orchid prism
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It's the disc game from Tron

Yes ... and no one fucking knew it existed. Alongside... wanted? Whatever that western mod was called.

fading spade
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Ive never played sniper class im Battlefield V

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Is this really how the scopes look???

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ITS SO HIGH

ornate cedar
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๐Ÿคท Trash game lives up to its name

fading spade
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The single player is fun, except the FUCKING FLAMETHROWERS who only die if you manage to shoot them with a rocket launcher

fossil solar
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That scope looks to have a pretty high bore height so not the worst view model

fading spade
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I hate how anally accurate you must be in BF4, if you are off by like half a pixel it wont damage the enemy

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no matter how far away you are from them

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hitbox too accurate

fossil solar
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Thatโ€™s not a bad thing CL5_Hmmhm

fading spade
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no, but when the mouse speed isnt consistent then it is

ornate cedar
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Have you seen how unfair reality does it?

fading spade
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LOL

orchid prism
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Just wait till she finds out that a sniper shot to the torso doesn't kill people.

fading spade
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I know xd

fringe salmon
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why should the game have to compensate favourably for one player side that you use mouse acceleration thonk

ornate cedar
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When you shoot someone through the brain and his scope. And continues to live

fading spade
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huh?

fringe salmon
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if you say mouse speed is inconsistent that means you use mouse acceleration I would assume?

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otherwise I dont see how that would happen

fading spade
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idk what I use

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I like black ops 3, the camera moves as fast as my hand moves basically 1:1 in distance

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I move fast a small bit. it moves fast a little in game too

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in bf4, it moves really fast compared to my hand

fringe salmon
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so you have a different sensitivity? or just different scoped sensitivity?

fading spade
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idk

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been a while since I played it last

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but I have to concentrate on how I move the mouse so I dont go too fast or too slow

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cant get the speed right in game

fringe salmon
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then change the sensitivity to the same you use in another game instead of wishing for inaccurate hitboxes xD

fading spade
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I tried

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its still different than the other game

fringe salmon
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let me guess you just simply set the ingame number to the same number?

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for sensitivity

fading spade
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yeah....

fringe salmon
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..

fading spade
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what? want me to dig into the obfuscated config file and edit that instead?

fringe salmon
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setting it to the same doesnt mean setting it to the same number in the settings, for most games that is a different scale...

ornate cedar
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When the speedlimit is 100 km/h instead of 100 mph evilcop2

fading spade
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xd

fringe salmon
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use that or any other google result that has the games you use

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and input stuff so you get what setting equals the sensitivity of another game

fading spade
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wtf am I looking at on this site

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oh, got to scroll a bit down to find the settings

fringe salmon
fading spade
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I usually set FOV to like 88 or something about that in most games

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this site doesnt have BL3

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maybe they are the same values as 4

ashen lark
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Ngl call of war higher speed games can be fun

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And waste of time

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Still fun, ton of strategy

bleak pike
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@ashen larkyou have been quiet

ashen lark
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Yeah today was quite busy

fading spade
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O.o all the games for โ‚ฌ7

trim rock
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It's a bundle type thing so you only pay for those you don't already have

fading spade
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22 games on this bundle
I have 6 already

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Still a good deal for โ‚ฌ7

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Why's valve having 90% off their games rn?
They are all less than โ‚ฌ2 currently

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Steam Deck hype train or something?

trim rock
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Yes some publishers/developers are evil and only have the old style bundle where the price is always the same regardless of what you own.. ๐Ÿ˜

fading spade
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When you get gifted a game
Does the notification just show up at the top right like they do for messages?

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On steam

orchid prism
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Yes.

fading spade
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Ok cool

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I sent friend portal 2 cause he doesn't have it already for some reason

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But it was on his wishlist

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Even at full price it's not expensive but it's less than โ‚ฌ2 so yeah I got it for him

ashen lark
fading spade
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Hmm
My only worry is games not wanting to install to SD card

But this should be fast enough right?

trim rock
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Games don't know the difference

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Except in IO speed and such I guess

fading spade
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If I buy a uhs 3 card, it won't work?

orchid prism
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Oh it will. And you will notice a small loading boost.

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Supposedly the reader has a limit of around 100MB/s. So it's kind of future proof?

fading spade
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That's true

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Wait
This table says minimum serial data
So 30mb/s is the slowest??

orchid prism
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That is the minimum for that class. Cards CAN be faster.

fading spade
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Aha.... Nice

orchid prism
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It's a "this SD card is guaranteed to run at least this fast" thing. Very important for cameras and such.

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If the card isn't fast enough, you can't record video.

fading spade
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Yeah

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I've got over half a year to decide what SD card to buy .... Sssooooooooo

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;_;

fading spade
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Take a guess
Xd
What do I need to wait for several months to arrive to me?

Steam deck of course

unborn spruce
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shrugs Could be something else.

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Right so.

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Doesn't Steam Deck have NVMe SSD slots?

fading spade
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Ye

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But you need a very specific size and as narrow one as possible

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They said that some they tried cause interference in the teardown video

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And I'm also not comfy taking apart such an expensive device on my own

unborn spruce
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Srs?

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It's basically just a small laptop, super easy teardown.

fading spade
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Yeah
I failed to wire up my computer correctly so my friend had to do it for me instead
I also failed to install the CPU cooler correctly .... So he fixed that too

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I ain't good at diy

unborn spruce
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You can only improve by giving it a shot.

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Perhaps do a teardown with someone more experienced?

fading spade
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I really don't want to give it a shot on a device that's close to โ‚ฌ600

unborn spruce
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Hence with somebody more experienced.

fading spade
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Yeah...

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Perhaps

unborn spruce
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Tbh no micro SD card will be good for gaming on something like a Steam Deck.

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Don't even bother trying, sadly.

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They're alright for small games, but nothing you'd want to be doing on a Steam Deck aside from light emulation.

orchid prism
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Well you say that - But Valve did a blind test when they showed it off initially. And no one could guess which type of storage their console used at the time.

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So... it's not like you're going to play games with 4K textures anyhow ๐Ÿ˜„

fading spade
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And if games do take advantage of having a separate download for the deck with lower res graphics and all that, then it won't matter even more

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Valve made that a feature on the steam store
It detects that you have a deck and can download an optimised version of the game

young hill
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thonk but you can already lower graphical fidelity

fading spade
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Yes
But you still downloading the higher resolution ones for no reason

orchid prism
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Sure - But you're also downloading gigabytes of superfluous data. Wouldn't be a bad idea to make Steamdeck specific builds.

fading spade
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This is a way to save storage space

young hill
orchid prism
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More like... basegame texture packs.

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Like how back in the CD game days, you'd pick a small or large install. Where some data would stay on the CD and be streamed as needed.

fading spade
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No point downloading the 4k textures if your device is only 720p
So that's why they want to save space and have a Deck specific download for every game

orchid prism
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Imagine Fallout 4 always included the 4K texture DLC. But the Steam client on your SteamDeck would grab a different branch without it. Cause it isn't supported.

young hill
fringe salmon
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with the exception that aside from big AAA games that feature wont do much since even on 720p you still want 4k textures quite often

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downsampling, mip mapping etc.

fading spade
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....I NEED VR RIGHT NOW

slim token
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just drop a grand

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everyone has one burning in their pockets

unborn spruce
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That's a function in the game.

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Very deliberate.

fading spade
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I KNOW!!

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FREAKING ADORABLE

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AGHHH I NEED IT

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Someone in the steam comments said you can't interact with her at all in this game.... What???

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Only the first game not this one

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Is that true? ;_;

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The first one specifically shows that you can do it

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The screenshots for the second dont.... Wtf

fading spade
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I wonder what valve are going to do for the Deck's Dock ....
The Deck only has a USB C on the top of it
So a dock like the Switch's one won't work on it

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Unless they expect you to plug the Deck in upside down xdd

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Or have a cable on it

slim token
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it's shown on their promotion materials

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it has a cable that extends to the top from the rear

fading spade
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Hmm .....
I did see that but that but I figured it was a prototype

slim token
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i'd prefer it over the stationary bottom male connection that scratches the device

fading spade
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Scratches ? How?

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Plugging a cable in everytime would also scratch around the port

slim token
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it's easier to get it right with a cable

fading spade
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True

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Or you vound have a dock that is the exact width of the deck so you get it right everytime

slim token
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think upside down ps controller style charger

fading spade
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I got to look that up one sec xd

ornate cedar
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#Winning

fading spade
orchid prism
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That's an odd looking SNES controller.

fading spade
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It's a shit feeling controller

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I can't stand holding it

orchid prism
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Clearly it's a Logitech Neogeo controller.

fading spade
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Nah
It's a virtual boy controller

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Duh

ornate cedar
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It is clearly an airfryer. Something only an airfryer owner would know

orchid prism
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oh

slim token
fading spade
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They do go on upside down lol

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Air friers are fucking awesome

Even someone with zero cooking skills like me can cook stuff with those

barren pewter
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That would explain why I've never used one

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I can cook

ornate cedar
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Its a convection oven but rebranded mm

slim token
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aligning the ps3 controllers and the psmove controllers to charge without scratching them was more difficult than getting a usb port right on the first attempt

fading spade
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Yeh
Takes 3 minute

slim token
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air fryers are easier and cleaner than frying and use less energy than turning on the entire oven for a small batch of fries

barren pewter
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I live by cast iron skillet and canola oil

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I diagnose you all

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With

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skill issue

slim token
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no one said i use one

fading spade
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I need to bring my air frier back this week to my accommodation
Since we have to feed 4 people and you can't fit 4 portions of chips into one frier
So we do two batches

slim token
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get oofed

barren pewter
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...

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Cast iron pan on stovetop

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Literally the one thing I use in the kitchen apart from the oven, fridge and freezer

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It's just a skill issue

slim token
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or maybe if you don't need to baby certain types of foods, you shouldn't need to do it

barren pewter
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Just...

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git gud bruh

slim token
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i've been good

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and certain appliances can help free some time

ornate cedar
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mm Deep-fryer. Equipment issue, which is also a skill issue.

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Don't care + didn't ask + L + Ratio + soyjak + beta + cringe + stfu + cope + seethe + ok boomer + incel + virgin + Karen + ๐Ÿคก๐Ÿคก๐Ÿคก + you are not just a clown, you are the entire circus + ๐Ÿ’…๐Ÿ’…๐Ÿ’… + nah this ain't it + do better + check your privilege + pronouns in bio + anime pfp + ๐Ÿคข๐Ÿคข๐Ÿคฎ๐Ÿคฎ + the cognitive dissonance is real with this one + small dick energy + ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ + lol copium + snowflake + ๐Ÿšฉ๐Ÿšฉ๐Ÿšฉ + those tears taste delicious + Lisa Simpson meme template saying that your opinion is wrong + ๐Ÿ˜’๐Ÿ™„๐Ÿง๐Ÿคจ + wojak meme in which I'm the chad + average your opinion fan vs average my opinion enjoyer + random k-pop fancam + cry more + how's your wife's boyfriend doing + Cheetos breath + Intelligence 0 + r/whooooosh + r/downvotedtooblivion + blocked and reported + yo Momma so fat + I fucked your mom last night + what zero pussy does to a mf + Jesse what the fuck are you talking about + holy shit go touch some grass + cry about it + get triggered

barren pewter
ornate cedar
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  • you bought monkey nft
ornate cedar
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๐Ÿ˜ˆ

slim token
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anywho this is gaming channel, so time to fly

fading spade
slim token
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the promotional sketch is that but with an angle

fading spade
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Oo....
Kde connect will work on deck
I wonder if desktop notifications will show up in this steamOS interface ?

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Or is this only for steam and power notifications

slim token
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RoN update patch notes

feral ferry
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Well shit

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That's a long walkthrough

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What I am really hoping for is that they retain a certain factor of "go exploring"

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The world looks really big

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And I am a person that just tends to ditch the questline and just go exploring

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To find fun stuff and perhaps things that devs put there just to incentivize you to explore

fading spade
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โค๏ธโค๏ธ

orchid prism
ripe tendon
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seg fault

ornate cedar
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Core dumped

fading spade
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This is a game though xd

orchid prism
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<@&490097707487330305> xD

bleak pike
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@hollow sphinx HDDs are getting wet pepecry

orchid prism
bleak pike
fading spade
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MINE LITTLE PONY
:')

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Cursed shit

hollow sphinx
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ah yes

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mine little poney

bleak pike
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Took them so many years but you can create loadsouts with mod changes included too

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its so damn nice

feral ferry
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EULA of Elden Ring

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Only interesting part is the inclusion of EAC

orchid prism
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Hard pass

feral ferry
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Nothing on DRM, weirdly

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Maybe DRM isn't meant to be part of EULA, but it should be

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Eh, might be changed later

small comet
bleak pike
bleak pike
feral ferry
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Hm?

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What's wrong with EAC

bleak pike
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SP/CO OP game

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fucking stupid

fringe salmon
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how is it stupid when every dark souls game had to deal with hackers invading others and instakilling them etc,

ripe tendon
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and playing co-op opens you up to invasions by default I believe

orchid prism
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Firewall rules intensify

fringe salmon
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idk how it will be in elden ring but usually you can get invaded as long as you are not a hollow or similar state depending on which game

ripe tendon
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I think that is how it is in Elden Ring. From what I heard you have to ask to be invaded as SP

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but not 100%

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I suspect not all videos have accurate information

fringe salmon
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well hollow means you died and did not restore humanity, which gives you less health so if they keep it similar you have a reason for wanting to be in a state that can get invaded

ornate cedar
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How about sane system design that doesnt overshare your information instead of anti-cheat

ripe tendon
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oh so that's what happened to @young crow

fringe salmon
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yes not having any flaws is the best but that is just not realistic to expect from such massive games

ripe tendon
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And not being invaded while on your mount and not mounting while in co-op is fucking annoying too

fringe salmon
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@orchid prism time to hop to JP servers dogekek

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tldr original final fantasy creator sakaguchi "made a brand" in game and calls it sakaGUCCI since all crafted gear shows who made it lol

orchid prism
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Ugh... no.

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NFTs in FF14, except they're actually sensible

ornate cedar
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Talk about an inflated ego dogekek

fringe salmon
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I'd call it a big pun not ego thing lol

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and he's just giving it away and not selling it so ยฏ_(ใƒ„)_/ยฏ

bleak pike
fringe salmon
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?

bleak pike
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DLC

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needed for everything

fringe salmon
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isnt the dlc included in the version of the game now or like cheap to get the entire deal something like that?

bleak pike
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no

fringe salmon
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yes

bleak pike
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aint all of the dlc but fair

fringe salmon
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yeah all the important/fun ones though

bleak pike
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either way attatchments and guns should not be behind a second paywall honestly

fringe salmon
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ยฏ_(ใƒ„)_/ยฏ sure but given you can get basically all of it for 15 idc that much

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and most of them aren't really needed or even better anyway

bleak pike
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and this is sale price

fringe salmon
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yesn't

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the non sale price is -75%

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instead of 83%

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so 17 bucks instead or w/e that would round up to

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yeah but for the most part the dlc attachments aren't really needed and once you need it you have so many hours in and are at a point where imo it's fair to basically have some more spent

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and yeah, one time purchase would not be able to keep content coming for that long

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and skins in a sp/coop game just isn't doing the same as in a pvp game

fringe salmon
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it's also close to a decade old

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half life? a single player game?

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that is a completely different style lmao

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and full on cartoon look would not fit a game like payday, would be the opposite of synergy

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well what did you mean with synergy

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oh thought you meant just the word

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still focused on single player, not waves of enemies and stealth etc.

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like pd2 is far from perfect but for what they had at the time I think it's perfectly fine

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not that hard if you already have issues so you wont care about more tickets anyway dogekek

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the engine itself just is too outdate at this point

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ai, performance, network, general bugs sometimes

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I had more than enough in the close to 500 hours I played the game ๐Ÿ˜›

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yeah crashes I only had a few times

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which one lol

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you mean the one that is the end of the story thing?

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ah right that one

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there is another one that idk if it takes that long, been a few years since I played it

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yeah I think now you just get skins you can still get or smth idk

fading spade
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hmmmmmmm

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this is more expensive than going to the local store and buying it right there ;-;

fringe salmon
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then use amazon uk or w/e has lower shipping

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or buy it from them directly

fading spade
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only seen them at one store since the start of this year

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yeh, pretty neat!

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only Oculus Quest 2 though

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they no have any others

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LOL

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They sell potatoes here from a random stall on the roadside

fringe salmon
fading spade
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.com

fringe salmon
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..

fading spade
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cant find it on .de

fringe salmon
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why not on the uk version

fading spade
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amazon de

fringe salmon
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yes, I asked why not the uk version, not the de version

fading spade
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cause that also will have import fees

fringe salmon
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but surely the shipping alone would be less than getting it all the way from america...

fading spade
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less time yeh

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same price basically

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actually maybe not less time, last time I got an order from the UK it took a month because of customs delays

fringe salmon
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im not talking about time Im talking about cost

fading spade
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๐Ÿค”

fringe salmon
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idk doesnt look like 100$ fee to me

fading spade
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maybe not....

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or I have to pay upon delivery idk

fringe salmon
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then either figure it out or not ยฏ_(ใƒ„)_/ยฏ

fading spade
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๐Ÿ‘€

ripe tendon
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something something java

fringe salmon
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something something just refresh because its working just fine

ripe tendon
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something something proceed cause fuck your safety precautions

fading spade
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how do I buy this game for someone?

ripe tendon
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give them money

fading spade
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the site used to have a button to buy a gift code

ripe tendon
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are you afraid they'll use the money for drugs instead?

fading spade
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I miss that design

fringe salmon
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if you google "gift minecraft" I am 90% certain the first result will be showing what you are looking for

fading spade
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LOL

ripe tendon
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brah, 19 years or older to play in South Korea?

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19 seems weird. Are you not an adult at 18 in SK?

fading spade
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and in China too IIRC

fringe salmon
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after all 18 is also just a semi-random age

ripe tendon
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yeah but it's more of a universal semi random age

#

probably just tied to school and society

fringe salmon
#

I mean in america you aren't really an adult till 21

ripe tendon
#

unless you sign your life away though I don't know if that's still the case

fringe salmon
#

and even then it's a mess depending onw hich state

ripe tendon
#

or if you want to rent a car

fading spade
#

you can go die in wars and drive and smoke and have sex at 18 in america
but you cant drink until 21....

#

dont get it

#

LOL

ripe tendon
#

oh you can have sex before 18

fading spade
#

yes LOL

#

but legally

ripe tendon
#

and you used to be able to get away with drinking if you were in the military

#

legally you can before 18 in some places

fading spade
#

o.o

unborn spruce
#

At 18 you can cause yourself problems.

ripe tendon
#

Most people here can't deal with problems at 30 let alone 18

unborn spruce
#

Basically, yeah.

#

No need to make it worse.

ripe tendon
#

I say kick em out into the world after puberty

#

figger it out

unborn spruce
fading spade
#

ok, so she would have to create her Minecraft / Microsoft account in order to get to this page to put in a gift code I give to her

#

hmm, ok

#

now I need to get her a gift code

#

5 chunks of 5 characters

ripe tendon
#

it's microsoft codes

#

25 total

fading spade
ripe tendon
#

and it's a matrix

fading spade
#

V-<5x5>

unborn spruce
#

Clearly they're asking for an array.

ripe tendon
#

| x x x x x |
| x x x x x |
| x x x x x |
| x x x x x |
| x x x x x |

unborn spruce
#

Though in what language they don't tell you. mm

ripe tendon
#

Please enter your codes as a matrix in reduced row echelon form

fading spade
unborn spruce
#

Better learn C++ quick.

fading spade
#

you can still buy them from the website

#

oh wait, it takes you to amazon LOL

ripe tendon
#

and it's oos

#

every platform seems to have their own format. Microsoft is 25 by 5's steam is what? like 12 by 4's?

fading spade
#

THERE IS MINECRAFT CEREAL?????!!!!!

ripe tendon
#

no that's leftover from april fools

#

hence the green

fading spade
#

but you need a code from the box...

#

so it must be something you can buy

unborn spruce
ripe tendon
#

or it could be april fools with a text box

unborn spruce
#

Though that'd be a super effective way of government control.

unborn spruce
#

Just let everyone drink and smoke when they're 12.

#

Kill off the brain cells.

ripe tendon
#

I appreciate their commitment to april fools

unborn spruce
fringe salmon
#

not sure if sarcasm or you actually meant something with that

unborn spruce
#

Lmfao omg.

fading spade
#

WTF

#

yeah

unborn spruce
#

How the fuck is this news?

#

To anyone?

fading spade
#

idek anymore

fringe salmon
#

it is since there have been lots of people saying/thinking something like a glass of wine a week is actually healthy

unborn spruce
#

Ngl I really don't get drinking. Why tf are people adding tasteless shit like vodka to everything?

fringe salmon
#

yup

unborn spruce
#

Is the average life so fucking awful you need to deaden yourself to the world that badly?

#

Rlly?

ripe tendon
#

is that rhetorical?

#

have you seen the world?

unborn spruce
#

You aren't literally a child of 7 in a cobalt mine.

fringe salmon
#

I made a deal with myself, I enjoy tons of chocolate and sugary things and balance that by not drinking alcohol at all dogekek

#

I called it a healthy balance

ripe tendon
#

yeah sugar is my vice

unborn spruce
#

The only alcohol I drink is lemon lime bitters, and we all know how that's 0.01% alcohol by weight.

ripe tendon
#

sugar and booty

unborn spruce
#

Bitters is great. Super potent so almost none needs be added.

#

Like I'd actually die before getting my blood alcohol level to bad levels.

#

Just due to the amount I'd have to drink.

#

Ngl tho, if I found anything non alcoholic like the old angostura bitters I'd run at it immediately.

ripe tendon
#

got drunk once and it was for access to one of my vices

#

worth though

#

can't do that now though it's frowned upon

unborn spruce
#

Oh bruh, pls don't tempt me.

#

It's so easy to shit all over druggies. Not a fair fight. LUL

ripe tendon
#

I mean sugars a drug too

#

anything you can get addicted to becomes a drug

unborn spruce
ripe tendon
#

sure it's semantics but it's addictive

unborn spruce
#

Ngl tho I have no idea how badly your life has to be going downhill to do the harder shit.

ripe tendon
#

who gets addicted to water?

unborn spruce
#

Meth or heroin, for example.

ripe tendon
#

there is no reward there

unborn spruce
#

Holy fuck.

#

True.

#

I guess if you're already off your rocker it's not a longshot to say one will run at you somehow.

young crow
unborn spruce
#

The amount of reasons I'd say are actually worth using something like heroin are next to none.

#

Sure if you're one of those actual rare cases with a good reason? Sure fine.

#

But almost any other kind? Oof.

#

What drugs?

#

Eesh.

#

Never gonna be without that craving. Heroin is fucked chemically.

#

Not impossible to just not do it by sheer force of will, but heroin is maybe one of the worst drugs you could possibly touch.

ripe tendon
fading spade
#

i gtg to the store tomorrow to get shit, so I may as well go to the tech stores and see if they have prepaid minecraft gift cards

unborn spruce
#

Interesting.

#

Tough life, though I'll say near enough any other choice of drugs would have been less harming.

fading spade
#

I used to read books so often when I was younger

unborn spruce
#

As a medical professional I'd hope he knew that.

#

He lost his license due to opioid addiction and malpractice.

ripe tendon
#

I can't read so I've never read a book

unborn spruce
#

That had to start somewhere. I get the desperation but med school should have taught him the basic stuff.

#

Mmmm.

#

How much of the drug use do you reckon was his brother's death and how much was work?

#

Hospitals are notorious for massive staff suicides and deaths.

#

Something like 3 to 8 times more likely.

#

Also a good 25% or so clinical depression ratio. Absolutely awful.

#

Poor docs really need better support and care.

#

Yeeee

#

One thing I think people really need to do is stop trying to use docs as drug dispensers or just ignoring basic medical advice.

#

Cannot even remotely imagine now unamused docs must get after an idiot comes back in for the 7th time for the same thing.

#

That must just be awful.

ripe tendon
#

very much depends on the area of expertise I imagine

#

surgeons get annoyed by everything and think they're God so everything sucks to them ๐Ÿ˜›

#

oh and good luck getting people to stop ignoring medical advice

#

P: "hey doc I have all these problems"
D: "Yeah losing weight and quitting smoking would actually help alleviate a lot of this"
P: "Nah, what else ya got?"

ornate cedar
unborn spruce
#

Forgot but that one, yeah.

ornate cedar
#

Fun fact its an US uniquely phenomena mm

unborn spruce
#

Rolled out a fuckload of it. โ€œNah, itโ€™ll be fineโ€

#

It wasnโ€™t.

ripe tendon
#

the opiod? oxycodone?

#

or oxycontin?

fading spade
#

Its just been canonically said that CaptainSparklez doesnt want to have a kid because he doesnt want to bring a child into such a shitty world

#

And I say....Fair enough, I respect it

unborn spruce
#

Tbh I wouldn't really want him as my dad.

#

So yeah that goes both ways.

fading spade
#

why so? XD

ripe tendon
#

we're kind of famous

unborn spruce
#

Defo not my first choice.

fading spade
#

Fair xd

unborn spruce
#

^

fading spade
#

Nah, its more how sh it society is, the kid would be growing up with the current state of the online world with crappy braindead tiktok and predators on every corner of the internet

unborn spruce
#

This is why before I have kids I'm very much grabbing the best of what I can.

#

Financial stability, WOOOO!

fading spade
#

yeah...

fading spade
ornate cedar
#

Someone will have to tend to the fields mm

unborn spruce
unborn spruce
#

Preferably also be able to safety net both them and my descendants, but I likely won't ever be able to do that.

#

Won't stop me from trying. LUL

#

In which country?

fading spade
#

my moms house is too far in the middle of nowhere for me to want to live in it full time

unborn spruce
#

Ah.

fading spade
#

I do not want to drive 20 minutes along a narrow road to get to town

unborn spruce
#

Yeah, move the fuck away from there.

#

Come to aussieland, we have it better here.

#

Aussieland is actually reasonable in a lot of ways.

fringe salmon
#

just has a lot of insects that kill you

#

small side effect

fading spade
unborn spruce
unborn spruce
ornate cedar
#

If only there was some institution who could offer those safety nets mm

fringe salmon
#

and a history of losing wars with animals

unborn spruce
#

Oh shit srs? Where'd he go?

#

Probably to Brisbane or Sydney area.

#

We have it better here than most other places. LUL

#

Is it the climate or the animals?

fading spade
#

^

unborn spruce
#

The privacy laws are on paper only.

#

Literally nobody enforces them. Aussieland cops and feds are pretty laid back about that.

fading spade
#

all airport security is a bitch

unborn spruce
#

Only time I hear of cops bringing any heat to the table is when someone does massive amounts of uploading or trying to sneak animals in.

unborn spruce
#

Go through metal detector with bags through xray and they'll only bother you if they find anything sus as fuck in the bags.

#

So firearms, food, animals, drugs, etc.

#

Otherwise it's in and out.

#

Source? Been to Africa 7 times.

#

It's always in and out if you aren't being sus as fuck.

ripe tendon
#

or liquids over x amount

unborn spruce
#

Nah, they're fine with those.

#

Yeeee.

#

My grandmother loves to go there for safari, usually takes me.

ornate cedar
#

Just be white and you should be fine mm

unborn spruce
#

She's a photographer, few better places for that other than 6 meters away from a leopard while it's hauling away a kill.

#

Oh ikr.

#

They'll pull fully dead animals like Nyala up into trees.

ripe tendon
#

when you're that fast you can be as weird as you want

unborn spruce
#

And Nyala are not small animals.

ornate cedar
#

Stare at them and keep staring at them as you back away

slim token
#

that goes for any creature out there

ornate cedar
#

Turn your back and it will pounce at you

unborn spruce
#

Usually when you're on a safari you have 2 trackers that're armed.

#

The few sketchy occasions for me are when an elephant is posturing at you, but otherwise it's usually pretty chill.

#

The real time is gets sketchy is when you're just in a lodge and it's completely open to the animals.

ornate cedar
unborn spruce
#

Once saw one of these in person, it was maybe 40cm away from my face.

#

That was a fucking scary shit encounter.

#

It's a Nyala, about 1.5m tall or so.

slim token
#

im going to die not knowing about ninety five percent of the animals on this planet

ripe tendon
#

who knows how many are in the ocean we're unaware of

unborn spruce
#

It's called the lowland chimera, so yeah that's not unexpected.

ornate cedar
#

Looks like a gazelles horn

unborn spruce
#

Lmfao

#

But no, I did come pretty close to dying that day.

#

Had it decided I was fucking around and I got speared through the chest there's about a 90%ish chance I'd be dead.

#

I remember being in Motswari and while their medical isn't bad, it's also not super well equipped to deal with stab wounds of that order.

#

Idk, what else do you call it?

#

Yeah, true.

#

Oh fuck no.

#

Those horns would be going in and coming right back out.

ornate cedar
unborn spruce
#

Tbh that's the closest I've come in maybe 10 years.

#

Next closest was being surrounded by like 30 elephants.

#

We had to call in some backup from the Sabi Sands and they rocked up with like 20 cars. LUL

#

Kinda sketchy, but all they were doing is posturing.

#

Though with that said if an elephant charges a safari car like that it's going to get flipped multiple times.

#

She's good at what she does.

#

I'll see if I can't find something.

#

Iirc this was for creative comp.

#

Minimal cleanup, pretty good lens.

#

Competition limitations are annoying. Had to be minimal changes but still noticeable.

#

Oh you should see some of the shit she's gotten with her macro lens.

#

No idea how but once she got this weird ass looking fly thing on a dandelion.

#

All perfectly in focus.

#

It's wack.

#

Oh like 15 years or so.

#

She's been into competitions for the last decadeish, but about 15 years total.

#

Some of the bird shots as well.

#

Once got an eagle's talons skimming the water as it's flying directly at a fish.

#

Beautiful focus and got a few pics of it flying away with said fish.

#

I'll do so when she gets back. Currently on a safari atm.

#

Yeee

#

Had been planning for a few years now. Just said fuck it and stopped caring about COVID.

#

Ah she'll be fine.

#

Triple vaccinated, she has maybe a 3%ish chance at death if she gets it.

#

If it's good enough for the James Webb launch it's good enough for any of us.

ornate cedar
#

But freedom! pepecry

ornate cedar
#

Oh no, I cant use the high speed transit rail system anymore in the US!

#

mm If it had any

fading spade
#

Hmm

slim token
#

do i preorder dl2

young hill
#

When is the next sale?

#

After lunar

#

That should answer your question

#

Depends on how long you are willing to wait

ornate cedar
#

Download 2 ๐Ÿ˜Ž

young hill
slim token
#

damn i need atomic heart as well

wheat kraken
small comet
#

frick elden ring

novel umbra
#

why

small comet
#

because elden ring is elden expensive for elden not enough content

#

which costs even more elden money

#

wanna bet the dlc is 30bucks

fringe salmon
#

how do you know its not enough content

novel umbra
#

how long is it

fringe salmon
#

dont think anyone knows that yet

#

but given its going to have multiple endings and different playstyles unlike sekiro

#

I'd doubt it's less than previous souls games

feral ferry
novel umbra
#

I hope they announce a PC version on launch

#

just so the playstation fans mald

unborn spruce
#

Watching PS fanboys rage is great, ngl.

novel umbra
#

especially over PC announcements

unborn spruce
#

Doesn't quite have that same level of vitriol that League rage does, but it's close.

novel umbra
#

MLB the show?

#

ah

#

baseball game

#

wdym

#

mario baseball is a thing

#

also few EU releases

#

so I wouldn't know

#

lol

#

anyone can make a baseball game

#

just not MLB

#

wait wasn't there a giga shitty baseball game in the weird nintendo games collection thingy

#

which was essentially just throwing weird balls

#

and never scoring

#

rip

#

well wait for 21 ig KEKW

#

not on release

#

maybe later on

#

haven't even heard about solar crown before

#

not much no

#

ye

#

well

#

will it

#

that is the thing

#

and the games are the profitable part

#

not the consoles

#

nice

#

na for me forza is just arcady enough

#

is it officially announced yet?

unborn spruce
#

Honestly Forza is becoming a bit of a mess as far as naming goes.

#

Needs a big 'ol rebrand.

novel umbra
#

I assume at this point we can safely say that the leaked nvidia date won't be true

#

uhh is the naming a mess?

#

I mean motorsport is a shit title

unborn spruce
#

On the motorsport side, kinda.

novel umbra
#

when it was a numbered line before

#

afaik

unborn spruce
#

For normal Forza and Horizon it's fine.

novel umbra
#

when even was the last normal forza game

unborn spruce
#

Fuck knows.

novel umbra
#

that was neither horizon or motorsport

unborn spruce
#

Forza 4?

novel umbra
#

apparently there is no normal forza

unborn spruce
#

The fuck am I remembering then? THONK

novel umbra
#

only outlier is the new motorsport

#

and street

#

which I didn't even know

unborn spruce
#

Literally now we have 2 Forza Motorsports.

#

Epic.

novel umbra
#

well

#

title might change still

#

hope they at least go with 8 or a year or something

unborn spruce
#

Nah.

#

Let's be confusing for reasons.

novel umbra
#

is it

unborn spruce
#

New game can be Forza Motorsport, sequel can be Forza Motorsport 2(023)

novel umbra
#

lol

unborn spruce
#

We'll hide the 023 as tiny text underneath the title.

#

Epic moment.

novel umbra
#

please don't

unborn spruce
#

A true Intel naming choice.

novel umbra
#

then we need to wait almost 1000 years for the next one

unborn spruce
#

Nah.

novel umbra
#

new one is motorsport

unborn spruce
#

Between the games we can rerelease them as annual releases.

novel umbra
#

next one will be motorsport + weird sub title

unborn spruce
#

So Forza Motorsport+

novel umbra
#

motorsport extreme edition

#

or smth

#

idk

unborn spruce
#

And then Forza Motorsport 2++

novel umbra
#

na

unborn spruce
#

Just make it confusing as fuck.

novel umbra
#

2++ is 3

unborn spruce
#

So is 2+++ 4 or is 3++ 4++-1?

novel umbra
#

uhh

#

yes

unborn spruce
#

All paths lead to yes.

novel umbra
#

oh fuck

#

please no

#

motorsport GAAS would be terrible

unborn spruce
#

eFootball. Pepega

#

Let's goooo!

novel umbra
#

since racing games rely on engine upgrades

#

unlike fifa

unborn spruce
#

Mate c'mon.

#

Let's just write it in javascript and perform an engine upgrade once every 5 years.

#

It can be like a bank.

#

Banks still work, COBOL isn't outdated.

novel umbra
#

in JS

unborn spruce
#

Nothing could go wrong, trust me.

#

We can even use HTML for the UI. KEKW

#

Throw in some Python for the rendering.

#

Very good game.

novel umbra
#

very cursed

#

recently bought a game that was actually just chromium

#

weird one at that

#

can recommend

unborn spruce
#

It's just chromium?

#

Wot?

novel umbra
#

ye

#

very weird

fallow bronze
ripe tendon
#

on steam*

novel umbra
#

I bought it last week

#

have like 14. something hours in it

ripe tendon
#

my buddy put 10 in it just saturday night ๐Ÿ˜‚

novel umbra
#

was ideal game for me post booster

fringe salmon
bleak pike
#

WELP

#

I was about tp ost that

young hill
#

thonk what does sony have to gain

bleak pike
#

"Q. Bungie has future games in development, will they now become PlayStation exclusives? โ€‹
No. We want the worlds we are creating to extend to anywhere people play games. We will continue to be self-published, creatively independent, and we will continue to drive one, unified Bungie community. โ€‹"

#

This makes no sense

fringe salmon
#

why

bleak pike
#

Sony gain nothing from this

fringe salmon
#

yes?

bleak pike
#

All games wont be exclusive, nor will content or future games

fringe salmon
#

you do realize if they make a game and sell it on xbox they still make money from it?

#

like self published does not mean bungie keeps all the money they make and that sony makes nothing from it

bleak pike
#

i hope it means a cash injection and quality content

fringe salmon
#

I hope it means an end to these insane acquisitions

#

though I think its sadly more likely to just have been the start

bleak pike
#

This might also confirm the data mine of an emblem called "portable power"

#

Being a steam deck port or switch

#

With them saying "other platforms"

young hill
bleak pike
#

"new platforms"

#

Sorry

fringe salmon
#

cant buy what isnt being sold

fossil solar
#

Theyโ€™re buying bungie so Microsoft canโ€™t buy bungie

small comet
#

so

#

in the end sony gets all the money

young hill
young crow
#

so microsoft bought shitloads of studios

#

sony bought destiny 2

#

sounds epic

fringe salmon
#

sounds shit

young hill
#

PC wins though

fossil solar
#

PS fanboy - why donโ€™t you get better first party games Microsoft CLe_PepoSmug

Microsoft buys Bethesda, Activision-Blizzard

Noooooo you canโ€™t just have a bunch of exclusives! pepeGunCry

#

Itโ€™s true tho

#

PC wins

#

Sony first party games coming to PC

#

Basically every Xbox game is coming to PC

young crow
#

but i guess

young hill
#

Still counts

ornate cedar
#

Like it is much work to port from xbox to pc mm

young hill
#

Not much

#

Uwp

young crow
#

none at all

ornate cedar
#

Both run windows

young crow
#

both run nt*

fossil solar
#

And consoles are just cut down PCs

fringe salmon
#

consolidation of companies to mega corps means everyone loses including pc

#

thats my take

bleak pike
#

Apparently even the main peeps didn't know

#

till we did

#

wtf xD

fringe salmon
#

some did some idnt

#

pretty normal

fading spade
#

A(PGFJW*RIOSHGJ@E@RIOHBERT

orchid prism
ripe tendon
#

it's no OG Minecraft4Kids but it's neat

fossil solar
#

You donโ€™t have to use the weapon wheel, Iโ€™ve seen people play it with just 1-6

fossil solar
#

Well thatโ€™s what people get for using an inferior input method

fading spade
fading spade
#

FINALLY, a video of someone not playing a 2D side scroller on steam deck

young hill
#

uh huh well

feral ferry
#

@bleak pike

orchid prism
#

Clearly those crackers aren't working hard enough to prove Denuvo isn't worth it.

Isn't the new Farcry still uncracked months later?

feral ferry
#

There's like only 1 cracker working on Denuvo rn

#

CPY has disappeared, as always

#

Only empress rn

#

To be fair, who tf wants to play that trash of a game, FC6? lul

feral ferry
#

I mean, if they provide Dying Light 2 on game pass or something like that

#

I'd not pirate it

#

As it stands I don't have the cash to spend 60 bucks for every single release

unborn spruce
#

Ngl most games aren't even worth the 60.

feral ferry
orchid prism
#

My take - If you're going to charge 60$ for something (plus season pass and whatever the fuck they do these days), then treat me like a customer, not a criminal.

I'm not going to buy Denuvo style games until years after they stop being relevant, cause I'm kind of big into longterm conservation. I'd be a lot less upset if they had a 3-6month limited Denuvo implementation.

feral ferry
#

And the refund policy just plain sucks mostly

unborn spruce
#

No fucking idea how people are justifying paying upward of 150 for editions.

#

Just...

#

Bruh.

feral ferry
#

The amount of time I would have paid 30$ just to try it out and hate it

#

And be unable to refund it

#

Is just sad

#

Most games are just not fun and the 2 hour refund policy is not enough

unborn spruce
#

Idc, at some stage I wash my hands of that idiotic decision.

orchid prism
unborn spruce
#

Go DRM free or don't support scumbags, I'll buy your game in that case.

unborn spruce
#

Last FC game I even remotely enjoyed was Blood Dragon.

feral ferry
#

Well the scene's got some crackers

#

But it's not that good rn

unborn spruce
#

That was defo more of a play it because nothing else released that year.

feral ferry
#

Denuvo can defo be cracked, there are people who know how to do it

#

But not many do

unborn spruce
#

So where'd CPY fuck off to?

feral ferry
#

They were missing like for a year and a half

#

Came back, released a bunch of cracks for Denuvo games for a few weeks

#

And disappeared ever since

#

Been a few years now

unborn spruce
#

Already modders are fixing Legends Arceus.

#

AI upscaled textures looking good. Also draw distance/LOD improvements, FPS improvements, physics improvements.

#

Canโ€™t wait for rom hacks to happen.

small comet
#

why trees gone

orchid prism
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The two halves are a full image, not two mirrors ๐Ÿ˜„

unborn spruce
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Honestly super impressed.

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Weโ€™ve had the game for all of a week and collectively the modding community decided this is not ok.

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Super good work on the LOD mod, tho.

small comet
orchid prism
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Left side is vanilla, right is modded.

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Note the difference in the cliffside texturing and the grass rendering.

bleak pike
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OMG

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Destiny finally has not shite wep crafting

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finally

gloomy prawn
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Working on a Picross/Nonogram-game.

trail dove
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it's impossible to go back to a time before the hit game among us ruined everything

feral ferry
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Ghostwire: Tokyo launches on 24 March 2022

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Preview embargo lifts on Feb 4th

rare cliff
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does anyone know what this game is about? or the genre?

feral ferry
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Seems like a beat em up

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Officially action-adventure

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But the game looks like a beat em up mostly

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Tbf I could do with a DMC style game

rare cliff
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xD

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i looks cool.

bleak pike