sports

[celest zephyr]

I got it on release date

[calm mulch]

the nuggets have another chance to win it next year with their squad

[celest zephyr]

Hahaha I haven’t beaten botw either

[calm mulch]

jimmy has no other chance

[celest zephyr]

Just figured that the story doesn’t really relate that much

[smoky fable]

Guess it’s the slow part of the sports season

It’s that time

[celest zephyr]

Yeah for sure

It’s coming up

After the draft it’s definitely the long days

[sweet tree]

NFL starts in September innit

[calm mulch]

City winning for the 234563th time doesn't help

Nobody believes Inter has any chance at all

[sweet tree]

I'll peep commanders game again but they'll probably suck more this year

Lukaku Lautaro upfront

[calm mulch]

Haaland Ballon D'or

[sweet tree]

Dzeko

Inter kinda does look mid

but one off games anything could happen

inb4 they get slapped

well

they didn't really have the hardest of paths, the strongest team they beat to get there was Napoli but fair enough

you beat who you gotta beat

wish UCL could do a seeded knockouts but meh it is what it is

[smoky fable]

Hey it’s the first game we’re on opposite sides

You’ll have fun

I won’t with it

[calm mulch]

You give Jokic the slightest bit of room and he gets the triple double lmao

@celest zephyr

[honest umbra]

is MPJ ok?

[calm mulch]

No, he lost his confidence after the lakers series and can't find it

someone tell him to look under the bed

[rustic mountain]

Did the nuggets and heat play tonight?

[weak gull]

Yeah

Nuggets won

[rustic mountain]

Ahh siccccck boi

And the Blue Jays won?

This is a good sports day

Tf

My message deleted? Huh

[austere lava]

Could’ve been better

[honest umbra]

Who’s deleting sabs messages

[proud coyote]

you fate

we gave you perms again

[honest umbra]

dang then I did more work in the last 15 mins than 3 years

[dim ledge]

Yall tall about tv sports but most of yall don't go outside and play sportsmost of yall fr need to touch grass

[austere lava]

https://tenor.com/view/touch-grass-grass-throws-grass-angry-mad-gif-21987725

[weak gull]

Yall tall about tv sports but most of yall don't go outside and play sportsmost of yall fr need to touch grass

[rustic mountain]

Yall tall about tv sports but most of yall don't go outside and play sportsmost of yall fr need to touch grass

[sweet tree]

Yall tall about tv sports but most of yall don't go outside and play sportsmost of yall fr need to touch grass

[robust grotto]

I really feel a lot of it came down to knowing Argentina is only a 6 hour plane ride from Miami

[stiff coyote]

miami in 6

[thorn hornet]

https://twitter.com/EduardoHagn/status/1666580325353267202?s=20

Eduardo Hagn (@EduardoHagn)

🚨 Kai Havertz is a target for Arsenal. Arsenal haven’t approached Chelsea yet but they’re working on the player side. Information from @AlexGoldberg_ in @TheByline__.

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Twitter · Jun 7, 2023, 10:58 PM

astaghfirullah

[hasty basin]

Miami in 7.

[hasty basin]

FOR WHAT PURPOSE

[proud coyote]

take him away

[thorn hornet]

For me to suffer

[proud coyote]

make gunner fans suffer as we have

[solid dagger]

The reverse Giroud

[solid dagger]

Watch as he's gonna become world class at Arsenal lol

[thorn hornet]

I don't doubt Arteta's transfer

But my God

[proud coyote]

ill wither up and die if kai learns to finish in arsenal

[thorn hornet]

If he actully goes for Havertz I might go insane, another Chelsea reject

Plus we have more important roles to adress

If he was 30 mil sure why not

But 50-60 even Madrid pulled out

[solid dagger]

I read somewhere Saliba might want to move

But idk if that's an actual possibility or if just your average transfer window article

[thorn hornet]

Same tweet every summer window

I doubt he moves

Arsenal are going to give him all the wages he wants

[solid dagger]

Which role do you think you need to fix the most atm?

A defensive midfielder maybe?

Since Xhaka is gone

[thorn hornet]

That is a must

Defensive mid and box to box

[solid dagger]

Sounds like Rabiot would've been perfect for you

[thorn hornet]

Xhaka is leaving and Partey might go to prison

[solid dagger]

But apparently he's going to Bayern Munich

Prison?

Did he do what Mendy did

[thorn hornet]

Rape allegations from multiple women

[solid dagger]

Yep

[thorn hornet]

Also Lokonga isn't Xhaka's succesor he will leave too

I doubt we get both Rice and Caicedo

Rice should be priority

[solid dagger]

Oh yeah you're very close to Rice apparently

Now that he won the conference league they're gonna ask for even more money lol

[thorn hornet]

Yeah best positioned in the race bc of the earlier ground work

Also we need a RCB and RB

[solid dagger]

I don't follow the premier league much, is rice more a box to box or a defensive minded midfielder?

[thorn hornet]

Defensive mid

Also I like the idea of Gundogan but I doubt it he wants to come

[thorn hornet]

Simakan and Tapsoba were the recent links

[proud coyote]

gundogan really might go to saudi

[thorn hornet]

Ndicka is also a free agent

But he is prolly Roma bound

[thorn hornet]

That and Barca's pull

[solid dagger]

Wasn't Gundogan at Barca a done deal?

[proud coyote]

not done seemingly

[thorn hornet]

Was never that close tbh but the interest was genuine

[proud coyote]

a saudi team could throw him a brinks truck and im sure he'd at least consider

[solid dagger]

Just like they did with Kante

100M

[proud coyote]

he's getting up there

[solid dagger]

Yeah but I don't think he has ever played at this level

How old is he?

[proud coyote]

almost 33

probably his last shot to get 100m or some shit

[solid dagger]

I thought he was like 30/31

Go get that bag then gundo lol

[thorn hornet]

I thought Kante was 28

[rustic ore]

https://vxtwitter.com/KevinOConnorNBA/status/1666662425071079425

https://tenor.com/view/gigachad-chad-gif-20773266

[thorn hornet]

Jorginho might leave

I hate this he grew on me

Sure we are not letting Xhaka and Jorginho go?

[hasty basin]

I mean yeah

I'd be happy either way but wanna see Heat win more

Cos I feel like Jokic can defo get the next one

[hasty basin]

Steve Cook having GTA Mr bean PFP is the most random thing I've seen today

[simple seal]

Jokic playoff numbers are something

31/13/10 on 55/47/80 shooting

[sweet tree]

https://twitter.com/brfootball/status/1666750085693046784?t=zW9BAZnONfIUsbUIR9phqQ&s=19

B/R Football (@brfootball)

Liverpool’s new No. 10 has arrived 🇦🇷

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Twitter · Jun 8, 2023, 10:12 AM

[novel slate]

https://youtu.be/1YDPIZcNu6g

[dim ledge]

I'm quite happy

Great player

[robust grotto]

Whatever happens with Rice happens. He’s a club legend forever, there’s no reason to stop him from following his dreams

[celest zephyr]

Knights going to win it all sigh

[robust grotto]

I’m happy for them, Vegas has grew on me as a franchise

I didn’t want them to win in their first season bc that just would’ve been a super hard pill to swallow ( and I wanted to see Ovi win, that was still the best cup celebration since 1994 )

[celest zephyr]

Yeah I’ve warmed up to it

It’s better than Florida

And plus if you can win with adin hill as your starting goalie for pretty much the entire playoffs you get my respects

As bad as bob is at times still ain’t worse than a guy who’s should be a third stringer

It’s okay. I’ve just accepted that the leafs and rangers also just give pain and misery

Every year as a leafs fan is a bitter pill to swallow

Losing twice in recent years to the worst playoff team

Just for them both to make the finals

[chilly flare]

Vegas needs something going for them

The raiders and (soon to be) Athletics are not in a good place

[celest zephyr]

https://youtu.be/BGr5IEg4r1Y

Respect to the nfl

Always cool to see how many of their legends are still around the game

@short flame you good man with the forest fires in Quebec? Shit looks bad

[honest umbra]

where is cook going?

[robust grotto]

https://twitter.com/arhockeystats/status/1666851931501867012?s=46&t=0dPhD14zL5uzVVpeHRQMfQ

Andy & Rono (@ARHockeyStats)

Nothing can be officially announced until July 1st of course, but per @CMDeDominicis the Buffalo Sabres are close to re-signing Rasmus Dahlin to an eight-year extension with an AAV around $~10M. Dahlin made a big step this last season. It would be a fair deal in our eyes.

Twitter · Jun 8, 2023, 4:57 PM

[hasty mesa]

Miami Dolphins

[mental elk]

Saudi sportswash operation in full force this summer

got Benzema, likely gonna get Kante, Wilf Zaha likely a done deal

i think in all their contracts is to be ambassadors for the WC 2030 bid

and then the golf merger

[celest zephyr]

Saudí league slowly getting bigger and bigger

[celest zephyr]

Messi, almost went too. We almost had a Saudi el clasico for the final time

[mental elk]

Not too surprising that they didnt push as hard for him, considering he's already their lead football ambassador for the WC

[celest zephyr]

MLS gonna earn quite attraction now

[mental elk]

And then will lose it in 3-4 years when he retires

[celest zephyr]

LOL

[honest umbra]

Yall tall about tv sports but most of yall don't go outside and play sportsmost of yall fr need to touch grass

[honest umbra]

Another RB?

[thorn hornet]

https://twitter.com/afcstuff/status/1666866597506478080?s=20

afcstuff (@afcstuff)

🚨 Arsenal are preparing to lodge a renewed offer for Brighton midfielder Moises Caicedo, London World can reveal. It’s understood Arsenal will make a bid similar to the £75m package that was rejected by Brighton in January. [@JournoHaff] #afc https://t.co/ByaLVeGvjj

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Twitter · Jun 8, 2023, 5:55 PM

Omg

Raicedo might happen

Don't get me gassed

[celest zephyr]

Tell the forest fires to stop then

[honest umbra]

Not a big fan of forest fires

[dim kettle]

Someone should ask Mr Mackey to tell the forests that, “Smoking is bad, m’kay.”

https://fxtwitter.com/ballysportsfl/status/1666877833791012890?s=46&t=6zYeacLKll2-c8XNBTdvnA

[honest umbra]

So cook is going to Miami?

[dim kettle]

https://twitter.com/NFL_DovKleiman/status/1666882715600158740?s=20

Dov Kleiman (@NFL_DovKleiman)

𝗕𝗿𝗲𝗮𝗸𝗶𝗻𝗴: The #Broncos make a big splash in free-agency, sign former #Chiefs, #Seahawks DE Frank Clark, per @Schultz_Report

Twitter · Jun 8, 2023, 6:59 PM

[rustic ore]

@modest totem

@versed forge

[dim kettle]

Gotta love the Rays squashing the current first place team of the AL Central.

[simple seal]

AL Central under .500 lol

https://tenor.com/view/sweeping-charles-barkley-gif-18506616

Rays 29-6 at home

[dim kettle]

Somehow the White Sox win the division and I'll hate everything.

[modest totem]

Is Russ still qb?

[shadow perch]

Al central a joke 😂

[simple seal]

The Twins would be 14.5 GB in the AL East.

lol

I was curious and wtf lol

2015-16 Spurs and 1985-86 Celtics for reference

[short flame]

That’s good news but 10 millions is a bit much. That would be over Jeff

[short flame]

I’m good thanks. It’s mostly in the northern region

[calm mulch]

i do that every weekend though

I live like 200 steps away from a park with people playing bball and football 24 hours a day (in the weekends)

[dim kettle]

Impossible. You can't be a Discord user and touch grass at the same time.

[calm mulch]

being in a sports channel balances out the odds

[weak gull]

Absolutely

[weak gull]

Don’t get hopes up, 2nd place in this division is cursed

So once that’s hit…it’s bad times ahead

[modest totem]

See if I don't get my hopes up even a little bit then I can't get let down right?

[smoky fable]

Watch them be a playoff team

[modest totem]

That would be bad ass but I doubt it

[robust grotto]

That’s a great deal imo

[short flame]

Yeah good for him

[robust grotto]

Y’all tall about tv sports here ???

[short flame]

Any chance Jeff signs for 10.1

[robust grotto]

If he does that would be devastating for Buffalo

[short flame]

Would be the best news we could ask for

He’s one of the reasons I started watching

[robust grotto]

I won’t argue 😂

[short flame]

Without him and Vinnie I don’t know if I would be here today

[celest zephyr]

Might as well do a lottery for that division

Broncos make the playoffs and then keep washed Russ for the rest of his contract

[celest zephyr]

No no he’s gotta sign for 15 mill a year

That’ll do it

Get Hasek out of retirement for another 5 mill a year

Problem solved

[short flame]

Please

[celest zephyr]

Can’t be there if you just stay on the plane

I woulkdn’t hate being there though cuz at least the air quality is better

[dim kettle]

https://fxtwitter.com/TalkinBaseball_/status/1666911457668132865?s=20

[chilly flare]

Boooo

[weak gull]

He will be better with Payton. Idk by how much but it certainly will help

[calm mulch]

Winning culture be like :

[modest totem]

[dim ledge]

I have a girl who worships me living there so leaving would be a bit more down my list (if I was single)

[calm mulch]

I had an discussion with a dude between LeBron or Triple J

I obviously said LeBron is a better asset in any team compared to Triple J

[rustic mountain]

Never go to Manitoba. It isnt worth it

[dim ledge]

I'd go for her and only her

[rustic mountain]

I am saying this from Alberta btw

[dim ledge]

Again

In the situation that I was single

[rustic mountain]

Fair enough

But man Manitoba

Whew

[dim ledge]

But man, it oba?

[rustic mountain]

It do Oba

You ever been to the western provinces Balkan?

[dim ledge]

Negative

Though I'd like to visit Vancouver

[rustic mountain]

I love Vancou

Vancouver even

Tbh the cities and stuff from BC to SK I really like

[rustic ore]

https://tenor.com/view/animan-gif-27527546

[dim ledge]

So the Vikings released cook. Huh

Also @rustic ore did you hear Iron Sheik passed?

[rustic ore]

Yeah

Thankfully a case of passing in his sleep from what I’ve heard

[dim ledge]

Mf really tweeted "fuck Hogan" like a day before he died

[rustic ore]

81 is a hell of a run

[rustic ore]

Most easily replaceable position. Dude still has good football left in him but considering they’re about to hand a FAT check it makes sense

[dim ledge]

Ah to JJ right

[rustic ore]

Dammit forgot to put JJ

My goodness am I tired and my fingers fat

[dim kettle]

Sheik's first reaction after realizing he went to heaven:
https://youtu.be/4nhjppiu-q4

[rustic ore]

Promo Joe will save this soundbite forever more

[dim kettle]

https://fxtwitter.com/TalkinBaseball_/status/1666928525037776898?s=20

[chilly flare]

Yankees had that rally in the 9th and it died :/

[dim kettle]

Imagine not scoring on the Sox bullpen.

[celest zephyr]

Thanks Yankees

Oh shit the nhl game is soon

[celest zephyr]

Why not start a harem?

White beard Balkan

[short flame]

Why not be in a harem

[celest zephyr]

Balk can do both

[short flame]

Those are his sons

[celest zephyr]

Let’s go Vegas

Beat the rats

Dang it

[dim kettle]

Panthers strike first

Hey look, it's Tkachuk with the asset.

https://twitter.com/thefourthperiod/status/1666967490428129280?s=46&t=6zYeacLKll2-c8XNBTdvnA

David Pagnotta (@TheFourthPeriod)

Tkachuk just went to the Florida room.

Twitter · Jun 9, 2023, 12:36 AM

[honest umbra]

is he ok?

[short flame]

Who attacked tkachuk?

[dim kettle]

https://fxtwitter.com/actionnetmlb/status/1666971393055924224?s=46&t=6zYeacLKll2-c8XNBTdvnA

[rustic mountain]

Couldn't have happened to a nicer guy

[celest zephyr]

Messi in Miami

[proud coyote]

what

[celest zephyr]

Messi spotted

In usa

[smoky fable]

The fuck is that

[celest zephyr]

Whattt

[versed forge]

[honest umbra]

yalll wylin

[calm mulch]

That miami team is stacked

Di Maria, Busquets and Messi ??

[honest umbra]

none of those confirmed except messi yet

[short flame]

I heard falcao as well

[calm mulch]

i hope they can continue the steps for Pelé in growing the MLS

cuz even a soccer mom can absolutely destroy it as it currently stands

@dim ledge got your own username too ?

[dim ledge]

Original and best

just like cornflakes

[celest zephyr]

What? Where you get you source? SAIDII PRO LEAGUE?

[calm mulch]

source : my dad talking to me in the car while we were getting mcdonalds

[celest zephyr]

Yum

[chilly flare]

Yankees got the split today @dim kettle

[dim kettle]

Still won the series.

[chilly flare]

Touché

Sucks Yankees won’t catch the Rays this year so Wild Card here we come 😭

[hexed galleon]

https://twitter.com/FabrizioRomano/status/1666412924628246528?s=19 wake me up when qatari buy united

Fabrizio Romano (@FabrizioRomano)

Sheikh Jassim submitted a fifth bid to buy 100% of Manchester United. It’s an improved bid with clear indication: take it or leave it. 🔴🇶🇦 #MUFC

There will be no more bids from Qatari group — after this Friday, Sheikh Jassim will no longer engage with the process.

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Twitter · Jun 7, 2023, 11:52 AM

[dim kettle]

https://fxtwitter.com/MLBONFOX/status/1666997958317932546?s=20

[rustic mountain]

Well Manoah may suck but at least Berrios seemed to figure ut out

It

Jays took a critical series vs Houston. Love it

[dim kettle]

If you need to know why the Panthers lost if they do end up losing. 0/5 on the PP.

LOL

Vegas really had to blow that.

Oh it was Tkachuk

https://fxtwitter.com/TalkinBaseball_/status/1667002747873312768?s=20

[chilly flare]

The braves own the Mets

[dim kettle]

LOLMETS is inevitable.

https://twitter.com/UrinatingTree/status/1667004092969828352?s=20

Schlasser (@UrinatingTree)

For the first time in these finals:

Twitter · Jun 9, 2023, 3:02 AM

[proud coyote]

every brave with an AB got a hit lol

[chilly flare]

https://twitter.com/sportingnews/status/1667005068896247808?s=46&t=5rvyrYo0vGxfpJknEwN5tw

The Sporting News (@sportingnews)

The Braves swept the Mets despite the Mets having an 85% win probability or higher at one point in all three games in the series 👀

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Twitter · Jun 9, 2023, 3:05 AM

I apologize to any Mets fan

But LOL

[dim kettle]

Panthers win

Their first ever FInals game win.

[restive vector]

Good

[dim kettle]

https://fxtwitter.com/BleacherReport/status/1667010566555312129?s=20

[chilly flare]

Good for Florida

History being made

[celest zephyr]

Florida dang it

Boo

[dim kettle]

Would you like to know who saved the game for Florida?

[rustic mountain]

https://tenor.com/view/sad-depressed-wojak-wojak-smoking-grim-gif-24195546

Dark times

[celest zephyr]

https://twitter.com/barstoolsports/status/1666998279010242561?s=46&t=gadzaH-4G-OUscV9bltfOQ

Barstool Sports (@barstoolsports)

Frank reacts to the Mets blowing yet another lead @NjTank99

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▶ Play video

Twitter · Jun 9, 2023, 2:38 AM

[calm mulch]

I'm really wondering if i should bet in Jokic getting another 30 point triple double in the next game

[robust grotto]

Bro I’m not watching a single game this season, they deserve zero support honestly. I’m sick

[smoky fable]

That implosion to the Braves was not good

[ripe yacht]

We both finna wake up to some bs like glazers sold to Ratcliffe 😭😭

[robust grotto]

Don’t forget swept by jays right before too

I know it’s a joke, I know everyone loves to make fun, I know they deserve to be laughed at. Idk anymore, god bless hardcore baseball fans. Idk how they do it

[robust grotto]

https://twitter.com/stephenasmith/status/1666942816893665280?s=46&t=0dPhD14zL5uzVVpeHRQMfQ 😂😂😂

Stephen A Smith (@stephenasmith)

This will be discussed tomorrow on The Stephen A. Smith Show.

I have thoughts.

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Twitter · Jun 8, 2023, 10:58 PM

[weak gull]

I don’t even know what to say to this tbh

[proud coyote]

good for them i guess

[thorn hornet]

I have a dream

[hasty basin]

Not too impossible

[thorn hornet]

A week later Rice goes to Bayern, Caicedo ends upat Chelsea meanwhie we're battling with United for Amrabat

@hasty basin Lerma left

[hasty basin]

Yeah

[thorn hornet]

Thoughts?

[hasty basin]

It's sad but eh it was a good run

I mean for me

That was a horrible choice like Crystal Palace?

What are his plans there lmao

[thorn hornet]

London

[hasty basin]

We can do what they can hey

[thorn hornet]

You will sign a better player than Lerma this window anyway

[hasty basin]

I sure hope so I mean he was club record transfer

I think we can beat that though

[thorn hornet]

He's good but can be replaced

[hasty basin]

I can smell the scouts cooking

I trust them a lot anyway lmao

I like every signing they made

[thorn hornet]

Lokonga

[hasty basin]

We are trying to get another advanced playmaker

[thorn hornet]

Lokonga is one of the worst midfielders I've ever seen

He's just a nothing midfielder

[hasty basin]

Don't remember his name but he's a winger in real valliadolid

[thorn hornet]

He only knows how to pass

[hasty basin]

When are we gonna get someone clinical

[thorn hornet]

Larin?

[hasty basin]

Nah

Gonzalo Plata

That's his name

He got a goal and 5 assists I believe

He's only 22 so he got time I just dont get why we're getting more playmakers

[thorn hornet]

Should visit market again for Jackson

[hasty basin]

If anyone sees our games they'll realize we have some insane attacking combinations but NEVER finish

[hasty basin]

That's the worst thing that has happened to us

And it was based on luck as well

We were actually going to sign him but because of medical check not going well we didn't

Then he casually gets 9 goals and 2 assists in 8 games

[thorn hornet]

Tough times never last

Tic tac waiting until West Ham finish celebrating

[hasty basin]

Oh yeah they're gonna be in UEL

[thorn hornet]

No automated offsides in Premier League next season btw

[hasty basin]

Oh

[solid dagger]

Man this whole Zion saga is wild 🏴‍☠️

[short flame]

Diber Cambindo

[chilly flare]

The guy has a new woman every day lmao

[robust grotto]

Bro @burnt cedar where me and Balkan are from.. it’s a huge hotbed for Portuguese / Brazilian. So I’m blessed with authentic bbq back home. But I just had Nandos and holy fuck. Fantastic for a chain, unreal

[burnt cedar]

Lmao yeah you can’t go wrong with Nandos

I heard it’s pretty average in the USA tho?

Not sure how you can get it wrong

Also did you go to the West Ham parade

Saw videos and it looked fun

[celest zephyr]

Accurate?

[honest umbra]

Yes

Balde is Miles

They should cast him

[robust grotto]

Honestly didn’t even know we had it in the US. Like I said I’m from an area packed with authentic so I doubt there’s one nearby (baring nyc)

And nah I missed the parade; I had dinner plans already but.. all good bro. Had the time of my life Wednesday with the locals. Partied, got carried around by random people, everyone hugging and crying

[hasty basin]

Its Ovarida for 2019 draft class

Keep my boy Goga Bitadze safe 🙏

[robust grotto]

https://twitter.com/friedgehnic/status/1667161155251367937?s=46&t=0dPhD14zL5uzVVpeHRQMfQ

Elliotte Friedman (@FriedgeHNIC)

Damon Severson and NJ are working on a sign and trade to Columbus. 8x$6.25M

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Twitter · Jun 9, 2023, 1:26 PM

https://twitter.com/adamzherman/status/1667162910106288135?s=46&t=0dPhD14zL5uzVVpeHRQMfQ yuck

Adam Herman (@AdamZHerman)

$17M tied up in Provorov, Gudbranson, and Severson. Alright!

Twitter · Jun 9, 2023, 1:33 PM

[dim kettle]

https://twitter.com/sportsnet/status/1667166861845311491?s=46&t=6zYeacLKll2-c8XNBTdvnA

Sportsnet (@Sportsnet)

The Blue Jackets are acquiring pending UFA Damon Severson in a sign-and-trade deal with the Devils, per @FriedgeHNIC. 🔄

In exchange, New Jersey will receive a 2023 third-round pick (previously belonging to Calgary) from Columbus.

Twitter · Jun 9, 2023, 1:48 PM

Of course it was from Calgary

[short flame]

Isn’t it a bit low for a decent defender?

[sweet tree]

it's okay, I mostly just like their hotsauce and garlic bread

there's like a few of em in the DMV area

[dim kettle]

https://twitter.com/vinnieparise/status/1667175226264678400?s=46&t=6zYeacLKll2-c8XNBTdvnA

Vinnie Parise (@VinnieParise)

Damon Severson’s departure is big for some young #NJDevils players.

Luke Hughes was already good at the end of the season and Simon Nemec is on his way.

This should end up being an upgrade in the end. These kids are studs (top 5 prospects in NHL).

The future is now.

Twitter · Jun 9, 2023, 2:22 PM

[celest zephyr]

Let’s go Le Mans is coming up

Wish they had better coverage before the start of the race but eh

[celest zephyr]

Bruh zion about to ruin his career with this shit lmao. Sleeping with other women while his gf is pregnant is bad

2019 draft class legit cursed

Thank god the raptors didn’t have a pick and won a chip

Way better gig than dealing with this draft class

[celest zephyr]

Come on gaudreau ask out and come to Toronto

[celest zephyr]

Oohhhhhhh I’m going to go kd

Just cuz he’s taller and can shoot above people

Plus he takes better shots than Kobe

Although kd vs McGrady would be more fun

Or kobe vs penny

[dim ledge]

I swear man

Training kits are either on par/better than the standard kits

Or the ugliest fucking thing you've ever seen

[dim kettle]

https://twitter.com/MapleLeafs/status/1667207450779369472?s=20

Toronto Maple Leafs (@MapleLeafs)

We’ve hired Shane Doan to serve as Special Advisor to the General Manager

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Twitter · Jun 9, 2023, 4:30 PM

[hasty basin]

Hey purely scoring I agree, Kobe wasn't the most efficient throughout his career but

Value wise as a scorer defo Kobe

Gotta think about that mentality factor too

[silk notch]

He has had more playoff struggles with shooting

Like this year and last year

[undone lion]

praying the heat tie it up tonight

[dim kettle]

https://twitter.com/Sportsnet/status/1667218538338107555?s=20

Sportsnet (@Sportsnet)

Anthony Bass has been designated for assignment, the Blue Jays announced.

Likes

437

Twitter · Jun 9, 2023, 5:14 PM

[solid dagger]

1st pick: always injured
2nd pick: thug wannabe
3rd pick: Canadian

It's over for the 2019 class

[hasty basin]

🙏

Wasn't there a scandal for

PJ Washington

[hasty basin]

Also wishing well to RJ

🙏

[hasty mesa]

Just a reminder that if Heat lose tonight they lose the series

No way they go into Denver 3-1 and win

[dawn tapir]

true it's likely a must win game tonight for them

[celest zephyr]

Oi the hell is wrong with being Canadian?

https://tenor.com/view/maple-syrup-syrup-chug-gif-13638315

[sweet tree]

pain

[hasty mesa]

Yeah

[simple seal]

Imagine if they had lol

[celest zephyr]

Seattle kraken actually having kraken nearby

[simple seal]

(This is back in 1963 btw lol)

[celest zephyr]

Yeah ik

It’d be hilarious if people had to take a ferry to go to the stadium

And if there was a natural disaster wooof

[celest zephyr]

That’d be a legal nightmare

[simple seal]

lol

[celest zephyr]

Oh a floating bridge huh that’d be interesting

[short flame]

Anything is possible with the power of friendship

[celest zephyr]

Are you from my little pony?

[short flame]

But can they have a floating train?

[simple seal]

Roll away dome in 1963 sounds like a disaster waiting to happen

[hasty mesa]

Bam and Himmy Buckets vs the Joker and Murray

Who has the stronger bond

[celest zephyr]

Fraudmy Buckets

[short flame]

#western-series please

[celest zephyr]

Just 20 mill lol

[hasty mesa]

Daily reminder that Caleb Martin is the best Heat player

[simple seal]

In 1963 dollars

[celest zephyr]

I guess it’s back then but even 2 bill now would be cool

[simple seal]

That is like 200 million now I think lol

[celest zephyr]

Yeah

[short flame]

Oh wait what joker the one we can’t talk about or doffy?

[celest zephyr]

So like that’d be way cheaper than a current stadium

[simple seal]

Yeah

[celest zephyr]

https://tenor.com/view/jokic-nikola-jokic-jokic-laugh-laugh-mpj4president-gif-22431835

This mf

[short flame]

Who’s that?

[rustic ore]

Jokic

[celest zephyr]

Nikola jokic

[rustic ore]

2 time NBA MVP

[short flame]

So he’s the joker?

[rustic mountain]

Should be 3 but

[rustic ore]

Indeed

[short flame]

Is he somewhat of a prankster?

[rustic ore]

Cause Jokic looks kinda similar to Joker

As a word

[short flame]

https://tenor.com/view/joker-basketbal-joker-joker-jokic-gif-15393031

[rustic ore]

I mean I'm sure he's a cool guy to hand around with but I'd say he overall comes off as a pure pro

[short flame]

I don’t see the ressemblance tbh

[short flame]

Does he at least wear glasses and a flamingo scarf

[rustic ore]

I gotta stop answering questions seriously

[short flame]

Why can’t you answer questions?

Oh it’s because they start with jok?

[rustic ore]

Yeah

[short flame]

Oh so he doesn’t ressemble joker?

[rustic ore]

Indeed

[short flame]

Unfortunate

[simple seal]

😭

[rustic ore]

Diz Dick

Poor bastard

[simple seal]

Jim "Diz Nuts" Dickson

[short flame]

Jim diz Dickson

[simple seal]

lol

[rustic ore]

Mm, gotta love when a quality ripping can transcend time like that

[simple seal]

Bob Uecker sounds familiar

Ah, Brewers announcer for like 50 years

[rustic ore]

Indeed

89 years young

Respect

[simple seal]

Damn, rookie at 29

[short flame]

Goda predicted the Japan jersey

[rustic ore]

https://twitter.com/SoxBooth/status/1667256055141748750

WEEI Red Sox Network (@SoxBooth)

The Red Sox are moving Chris Sale to the 60-Day Injured List.

Twitter · Jun 9, 2023, 7:43 PM

[calm mulch]

this is so steroptypical and cool at the same time

[thorn hornet]

https://twitter.com/_GIFN/status/1667255613993390082?s=20

Get Italian Football News (@_GIFN)

Arsenal and Newcastle United are interested in Federico Chiesa (25), report @repubblica. The Gunners have already asked Juventus about the cost of a potential move.

https://t.co/pndluulC2l

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Twitter · Jun 9, 2023, 7:41 PM

GASPAAAR

@solid dagger is this reliable?

[rustic mountain]

@celest zephyr Brooooooo

https://www.reddit.com/r/mlb/comments/145c35d/blue_jays_dfa_bass_amid_antilgbtq_controversy/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=android_app&utm_name=androidcss&utm_term=1&utm_content=share_button

They kicked him to the curb

Like I thought they would

Love the Jays for this

[solid dagger]

I read about some rumors of us selling Chiesa but I really hope they're not reliable at all

If we sell Chiesa we are finished and I'll stop following this sport

What an awful fucking year this has been, selling Chiesa would be the cherry on top

[dim kettle]

https://twitter.com/mets/status/1667268724741529600?s=46&t=6zYeacLKll2-c8XNBTdvnA

New York Mets (@Mets)

After undergoing additional imaging, Pete Alonso has been diagnosed with a bone bruise and a sprain of his left wrist. He has been placed on the IL. A typical return to play for this type of injury is approximately 3-4 weeks.

Likes

477

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Twitter · Jun 9, 2023, 8:33 PM

[rustic mountain]

How could things get worse for the Mets

[dim kettle]

LOLMETS is always reigning supreme

[rustic ore]

https://twitter.com/nytimes/status/1667171963469549570

The New York Times (@nytimes)

From @TheAthletic: Baby Gronk is a 10-year-old whose father is pitching him as the next big thing in college football. “He’s a real athlete. He’s not a normal kid,” his father told us. “He has been trained and programmed since he was 6 years old.” https://t.co/GJIlXmQrzT

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Twitter · Jun 9, 2023, 2:09 PM

Some people really shouldn’t be parents, poor kid

[fluid moat]

It’s probably not too far off

There are a lot of players who hate the tactical decisions of the coach, who is not winning anything while squashing their potential

How does the club respond? Put up all of the young and talented players for sale

And then buy Morata again for the 12th time

[weak gull]

So many parents don’t understand that letting a child have a childhood is important too

Cause I know that parent likely has that child eat sleep and breathe football. There are terms for these parents in sport psych

[dim kettle]

https://fxtwitter.com/KevinWeekes/status/1667282015320768518?s=20

Yep, knew they would hire within.

[robust grotto]

Hey @dim kettle

😂😂

GARY !!!!!

[celest zephyr]

He’s 10 years old dude should just be playing video games

Parents man absurd

[celest zephyr]

Gary should show Charles a ring and say that’s the only chance he can see one

[rustic ore]

Fr

If the kid wants to be a gym bro then at least wait until he’s an actual teenager to do that (responsibly of course), don’t push that on him from when he still sleeps in pull ups/is still getting potty changed

[simple seal]

https://vxtwitter.com/RaysBaseball/status/1667315853224804357

[dim kettle]

Same guy the Rays traded Austin Meadows for.

I hope teams never learn to not trade with the Rays.

[celest zephyr]

Oh no stephen a smith

[dim kettle]

https://fxtwitter.com/TalkinBaseball_/status/1667328581922349057?s=20

https://fxtwitter.com/TalkinBaseball_/status/1667327081573765122?s=20

https://twitter.com/TBTimes_Rays/status/1667329468753485826?s=20

Marc Topkin (@TBTimes_Rays)

Kevin Kelly takes over for #Rays in 7th. Strong outing for Glasnow, holding top scoring team in majors to 1 run

Twitter · Jun 10, 2023, 12:34 AM

[dim kettle]

https://twitter.com/_denisesalcedo/status/1667336072613986304?s=20

Denise 'Hollywood' Salcedo (@_denisesalcedo)

Asuka has been presented with the WWE WOMEN'S CHAMPIONSHIP! #Smackdown

Twitter · Jun 10, 2023, 1:01 AM

This company doesn't even bother trying.

[stiff coyote]

is that the great Charles Barkley ????

[hasty mesa]

Close game thus far

[stiff coyote]

Love Asuka, Glad she the has a time to shine again

[stiff coyote]

heat in 6

[hasty mesa]

They need to win tn

[versed forge]

Need heat to win tonight fr

[dim kettle]

And watch as Charlotte Flair ruins it again.

[stiff coyote]

wait is joker injured ????

[hasty mesa]

Going 3-1 into Denver is game over

[hasty mesa]

Wait what

I just tuned in

[versed forge]

??

Same here

[celest zephyr]

Yeah he rolled his ankle

[versed forge]

Whoa

[celest zephyr]

He’s on the bench though

[stiff coyote]

there icing his ankle

[hasty mesa]

Uh ohs

[versed forge]

That is not good for the nuggets..

[undone lion]

He’s fine, needed his ankle taped

[hasty mesa]

Well

[celest zephyr]

He should be aight

[undone lion]

Hopefully not too bad

[stiff coyote]

bro, I want heat to win, But I never want to see anyone get injured man

[hasty mesa]

Last time the best player on the field had a bad ankle

He won the trophy

[versed forge]

That’s true

[dim kettle]

https://twitter.com/RaysTheRoofTB/status/1667338546951094274?s=20

Rays The Roof (@RaysTheRoofTB)

Rays are 1-0 with Baker Mayfield in attendance #FireTheCannons

Twitter · Jun 10, 2023, 1:11 AM

[stiff coyote]

I hope not, Im tired of seeing her win everytime bruh

id rather see Becky win it than Flair

[celest zephyr]

Blue jay June

Let’s gooooo

[versed forge]

Buccaneers legend

[celest zephyr]

8-2 in their last 10

Come on let’s beat the twins

[versed forge]

Bro the mets getting cooked 😭

Crazy

[dim kettle]

Trust me, her presence alone makes my hand slowly move to the remote and change the channel.

[stiff coyote]

Is Ronda out btw???

did they release her?

[dim kettle]

No, current Women Tag TItle. Although, it'd be easy to forget those titles exist.

[stiff coyote]

Im just so disappointed mah boi shinsuke nakamura didnt have a big push

I also hope to see Roman lose his title soon

by Cody

[dim kettle]

It's looking like they're slowly pushing him again on Raw.

[stiff coyote]

hope so

also in Asuka loses her belt by next month im done with wwe

especially if she loses to flair bruh... again

[dim kettle]

Charlotte Flair! Every time I see her, I haven't had a wrestler like her that just sucks the life out of me watching since Jeff Jarrett in his prime in TNA.

[formal breach]

Of course joker hits that deep three

[dim kettle]

Then you have people like Triple H going onto interviews telling people how big of a star Charlotte Flair is. Like, WTF do you see in her that I can't? She can barely cut a promo, she botches moves more times than not, she is not special. She didn't have that Flair name, she'd be nothing.

[stiff coyote]

dude Lowry is just a liability at everything

bro makes too many stupid decisions

[stiff coyote]

honeslty, ur 100% right. Its kind of funny

[dim kettle]

You know, this is the same for the Universal Title. How can you be Undisputed when there's another major title on the other show? You're not Undisputed lol

[waxen briar]

wrestling is fun

[dim kettle]

Gerrit Cole's first lost of the season.

And of course it's against the Red Sox.

[hexed galleon]

Glazers are playing some 3d chess

Them contacting psg owners to squeeze more money out of sheikh jassim essentially means ratcliffe was just a pawn all along to get more money from the qataris

His ass got trolled

Unfortunately qataris arent engaging anymore but their bid is still up for grabs

[sweet tree]

nuggets up 10

[formal breach]

Heat having to rely on kevin love because the starting guards can’t hit a shot to save their lives

[dawn tapir]

that other title looks way better imo

[nimble onyx]

AIR GORDAN

[sweet tree]

jokic on 5 fouls

2 & 1 for butler

[versed forge]

Cmon heat

Omg jimmy

[sweet tree]

https://tenor.com/view/miami-heat-lets-go-heat-heat-nba-basketball-gif-24242391

Gordon has 27 lol jeez

[short flame]

Man I hate playing as a keeper with no offside rule

A guy stood in front of me all game I have my legs battered

[sweet tree]

futsal?

[short flame]

Yeah

Couldn’t even hold the clean sheet

[sweet tree]

this looks over

[smoky fable]

It is

Onto Man City winning the treble tomorrow

[versed forge]

Oof that’s the dagger

Ggs

Strus with 0 points tonight 😬

[sweet tree]

Denver in 5

[calm mulch]

Imagine losing 4 games at home in a row

[stiff coyote]

Bruh

wtf man

[celest zephyr]

It’s all over

[versed forge]

Nuggets are just too good

Jokic is that guy

[nimble onyx]

^

[dawn tapir]

yeah jokic is a beast. nuggets are most likely gonna win

[calm mulch]

Miami is so much smaller and less talented that they have a razor thing margin of error if they wanna win

It feels like the Nuggets are literally bullying the Heat

if the 3s ain't falling they lose, while Denver can brick all they want cuz they have the whole paint for themselves

[weak gull]

WHERE ARE MY JEANS

HERE THEY ARE

[calm mulch]

https://tenor.com/view/the-brim-yankee-the-denver-nugger-jeans-jeans-zooming-gif-16854443

[smoky fable]

Nuggets in 5

[calm mulch]

@weak gull MPJ scored something (barely) wohoooo

thought bro was gonna win a ring being cold

[weak gull]

Nah, still 6 I think. They get one in Denver again imo.

But if it’s five that’s fine. They didn’t get swept tho

[weak gull]

He really just out there most of the time atp

[smoky fable]

I really can’t see them losing in Denver

[calm mulch]

getting paid 180 mil a year to jog and sometimes shoot at the at a basket/s

[smoky fable]

If they do, then the players did not show up

[weak gull]

Bro work part time

[weak gull]

Don’t do them like that, they won in Denver prior. If they win that game it’s more a testament to the heat

[calm mulch]

which was what happened last time and Miami barely won

and they shot 48.9% from 3

[smoky fable]

Exactly

[weak gull]

Denver obviously shot like they were in hell but a win is a win

[calm mulch]

that is not normal

[weak gull]

Only team to win in Denver all playoffs

Tired of the discredits atp

[calm mulch]

that is some credentials

[smoky fable]

They did, but I think it’s a wrap regardless

[calm mulch]

if any team can do it is the team that did it once while nobody could

[weak gull]

We are all on that page, I already said Denver in 6

[smoky fable]

Denver is the better team over the Heat

[weak gull]

Nobody denied that

[calm mulch]

Everything can happen though

[smoky fable]

I think they close it at home in 5

That’s where we disagree

[calm mulch]

It's more likely than not, but the Heat is not the kind of team to roll over and die

they will fight

[weak gull]

Okay and? Most of y’all thought a sweep and I thought 6

We meeting in the middle here

[calm mulch]

Can miami score 100 points though ?

i think that is a good bet

[weak gull]

Silver cookin the script rn I’m sure

[smoky fable]

I guess so

[calm mulch]

Miami comes back with Jimmy Butler scoring 78 points to push the game to overtime

[weak gull]

Too predictable, udonis Haslem hits a game winning 3 in double OT

Go all out

[calm mulch]

6 overtimes later Miami wins 176 - 174 Denver

[weak gull]

Okay you may be cookin, I should’ve let you finish

[calm mulch]

Next year we get the Washingon Wizards winning their first chip too

[undone lion]

Miami in 7 😔

[calm mulch]

You can just joing the narrative in twitter right now about the Nuggets only beating weak teams and that the ring shouldn't count

i didn't see a single thing of that when they were talking about the Suns being favorites, the Lakers having one of the best records post Russel Westbrook trade and even after game 2 against the heat

They finally found something to parrot about

[hasty mesa]

You can’t turn this around in Denver going in 3-1

[calm mulch]

You can, Tyler Herro is the answer

[undone lion]

You’re onto something fr

Yeah I mean it’s been a fine run

[calm mulch]

Every damn team got exposed in this playoffs, everyone embarrassed

The Heat are the only ones that ain't getting no slander

[undone lion]

Nuggets did what they needed to do and dominated the playoffs

Two of four losses from KD and Book just straight up not missing

[calm mulch]

Same thing with the Heat, showed everyone how fraudulent the East was this year

only big names and no actual basketball team

[undone lion]

Nuggets were really just that much better than every other team this season

[calm mulch]

I'm more worried what my team gonna do next year cuz this same Denver squad is staying cuz they all young and have chemistry

[undone lion]

Maybe a few east teams would’ve been able to hang with Denver more than this but 🤷🏾‍♂️

Bruce Brown is the big question they have

[calm mulch]

Celtics and Philly if they had a coach :

[undone lion]

Throw Milwaukee in there too tbh

[calm mulch]

he is not gonna find a place for himself that is better than being the 6th man catching the easiest passes in the league

Jokic is making him look so much better than he actually is

[undone lion]

Yes but also he’s actually good and can get more money elsewhere

He was pretty good in Brooklyn

[calm mulch]

Depending on how much...

[undone lion]

Could see him coming back or leaving we’ll see

[calm mulch]

Now i'll go back to hating since my team didn't even make the play in

[weak gull]

This, the east stacks up well with the west atp, it’s the nba that doesn’t stack up well against the nuggets now is all.

Best is probably a healthy Milwaukee with a solid coach.

[calm mulch]

Miami has a chance if they put Hachimura on Jokic

being serious though, ever since game 2 Denver made the adjustments and figured out the zone, and miami can't do a thing about it, they are just shooting and praying now

[weak gull]

Pretty much. I’m hoping Spo has one more trick up the sleeve just for an extra game tbh. But if not, it’s fine

[calm mulch]

It's going to be a stressful Sunday for Spo for sure

[weak gull]

Very, he’ll live tho

[fluid moat]

I still have to go to sleep before the final but I’m very scared

Thinking logically City should win but I have a very bad feeling Inter will shithouse a win

[hasty basin]

Miami in 7 guys!

[honest umbra]

U think so?

It will be hard

[thorn hornet]

Denver

1 win away

[calm mulch]

This is even sadder than the Nuggets vs Heat

We better letting this be a silent defeat for Inter

more respectful

[thorn hornet]

Croatian tax I'm not worrying

City signed Kovacic too

[thorn hornet]

Moutinho to Saudi

Another high profile free agent

My weeaboo captain 😍

[calm mulch]

Bruce Brown is actually prime Derrick Rose wtf

[ripe yacht]

These two can literally set the mood for the rest of year, lukaku masterclass finna save football 😭🤞

[thorn hornet]

All I ask is for Dzeko to win a trophy

Been too long

[calm mulch]

U won't catch me praising Lukaku

[thorn hornet]

https://twitter.com/David_Ornstein/status/1667479412063850497?s=20

David Ornstein (@David_Ornstein)

🚨 EXCL: Arsenal have reached agreement with William Saliba over new 4yr contract. 22yo had 12mnths on existing deal but fresh terms will tie him down until at least 2027, amid strong interest from PL + abroad. Now on to paperwork stage @TheAthleticFC #AFC https://t.co/BeUCKqH8zL

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Twitter · Jun 10, 2023, 10:30 AM

[nimble onyx]

Chelsea fan?

[thorn hornet]

Never in doubt

[calm mulch]

Only in times of need

[nimble onyx]

Lol

Imo lukaku the x factor

He's damn near unstoppable on form

[thorn hornet]

With terrorist first touch

[calm mulch]

negative technique

sometimes bro dribbles past himself while running

[nimble onyx]

Inshallah dzeko starts ahead of lukaku

[thorn hornet]

I'll never forget that game against Croatia

One of the worst would cup performances from a player ever

[thorn hornet]

He will

Lukaku will come on around 60th minute

[calm mulch]

Belgium looked like they didn't care

KDB was trash too

[thorn hornet]

Look what Martinez ball does to a mf

[burnt cedar]

LETS GOOOO

[nimble onyx]

Tbf he wasn't fully fit, pretty sure they rushed him back

[nimble onyx]

Not against Croatia

[thorn hornet]

Belgium died at 2018

[burnt cedar]

Same time Hazard did

[thorn hornet]

They under achieved massively

[calm mulch]

Still doesn't explain how he missed the wide open shots he got, he was literally incapable of scoring

[nimble onyx]

Martinez was also a terrible coach

[calm mulch]

Because of terroristic touches

[burnt cedar]

Lukaku at rw 2018 was a different monster

Martinez about to ruin another golden generation

[nimble onyx]

I know I'm just trying to find something to explain it

[calm mulch]

world cup Lukaku can't even head the ball in the goal's direction

[thorn hornet]

I remember when United fans slandered Lukaku and calling him a donkey despite hitting over 20 goals in his first season

[burnt cedar]

He was rubbish tbf

All his goals came when they were like 3-0 up

[thorn hornet]

We face Portugal soon 😈

Leao is the only player that scares me

[calm mulch]

Miami Heat is 0-2 at home in their Messi era

[nimble onyx]

How does he manage to get these high profile international jobs

Like what has he won

[thorn hornet]

FA Cup with Wigan

Was wank at Everton idk how he got Belgium job

[calm mulch]

That's a mickey mouse tourney ngl

only historic value

[burnt cedar]

Not with Wigan

That’s a real achievement

[thorn hornet]

EFL Cup is mickey mouse

[nimble onyx]

Oh lmao

[burnt cedar]

Martinez should never have got a job after Everton

[nimble onyx]

Martinez the Doc Rivers of football

[thorn hornet]

Insert Ronaldo * this guy is not even a real coach *

[calm mulch]

Doc Rivers is a good analogy

[thorn hornet]

Now that Saliba is done time for some actual transfers

[burnt cedar]

Martinez https://twitter.com/mrarsenictm/status/1135463349301501952?s=46&t=2DX1_VTJs7IACzHhz4G1AQ

Arsènic™ (@MrArsenicTM)

Hurriyet’s lip readers say Özil told Emery (in Turkish) after being substituted in the Europa League final: “Wallahi [I swear] you are not a coach.”
https://t.co/HPbwcldRjq

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Twitter · Jun 3, 2019, 8:28 AM

[thorn hornet]

Ozils downfall started after that

[burnt cedar]

Was the whole season

Emery froze him out

[thorn hornet]

He didn't get along with Emery,Ljungberg nor Arteta

[burnt cedar]

Shouldn’t have ended the way it did

[thorn hornet]

Where were the Saudis when he was rinsing us dry

[calm mulch]

Oh almost forgot it is today

We get to see a very sad match

betting 20$ Inter scores 2

[thorn hornet]

4 days until the window opens

[thorn hornet]

https://twitter.com/FabrizioRomano/status/1667485449353408512?s=20

Fabrizio Romano (@FabrizioRomano)

Arsenal new contracts plan continue as Martin Ødegaard’s next one on the list — negotiations will take place soon. ⚪️🔴 #AFC

Martinelli, Saka, Ramsdale and now Will Saliba until June 2027 are key part of the project.

Reiss Nelson extension, also close.

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Twitter · Jun 10, 2023, 10:54 AM

Mashallah

Let. Edu. COOK

Give me some actual Rice/Caicedo news today and I'm gonna ascend like Spongebob

[thorn hornet]

Whenever I watch stories on insta and Zinchenko's comes up

[fluid moat]

Allegri is linked with Saudi clubs and they don’t want him 😭😭😭

They being their fans

[fluid moat]

[solid dagger]

I read somewhere some saudi club apparently offered him 4x his current salary

Man Allegri I love you but please go

https://tenor.com/view/claude-aftv-its-time-to-go-mic-interview-gif-15915866

[fluid moat]

Inshallah

[thorn hornet]

https://twitter.com/EduardoHagn/status/1667514965211725825?s=20

Eduardo Hagn (@EduardoHagn)

Montpellier President, Laurent Nicollin, talking about Elye Wahi's future, who’s in talks with 5 big clubs:

"We know he likes Arsenal a lot."

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Twitter · Jun 10, 2023, 12:52 PM

Too bad we dont like him

[robust grotto]

Have to add an extra 20 days for West Ham cause Sullivan has to ask his son to do some scouting on fifa 😂

At least that’s how it was back when I first starting watching. Tbh it’s unreal that we’re in Europe for 3 straight seasons

[novel slate]

https://youtu.be/QzGKKtbnMEU

[graceful badger]

?

[hasty basin]

The only 2 I agree with from this

https://twitter.com/InsideAFCB/status/1667536584890040321

Inside AFCB (@InsideAFCB)

𝗕𝗼𝗹𝗱 𝗢𝗽𝗶𝗻𝗶𝗼𝗻𝘀 𝗣𝗔𝗥𝗧 𝟵 🍒😲

Here’s some of your bold opinions that you submitted to me on Instagram & Twitter 😳

𝗟𝗲𝗮𝘃𝗲 𝘆𝗼𝘂𝗿 𝗯𝗼𝗹𝗱 𝗼𝗽𝗶𝗻𝗶𝗼𝗻𝘀 𝗮𝗯𝗼𝘂𝘁 𝗻𝗲𝘅𝘁 𝘀𝗲𝗮𝘀𝗼𝗻 𝗯𝗲𝗹𝗼𝘄 👇🍒

Twitter · Jun 10, 2023, 2:17 PM

[sweet tree]

UCL FINALS

give me a good game for once

[short flame]

Where could lerma play

[hasty basin]

Likewise both of them

[short flame]

https://twitter.com/InsideAFCB/status/1667536595052904449?s=20 what a dick

Inside AFCB (@InsideAFCB)

https://t.co/GMJI2PrpcY

Twitter · Jun 10, 2023, 2:18 PM

I’m blocking that page

[sweet tree]

looool

[short flame]

There’s nothing good about lerma joining palace

Both for lerma and Bournemouth

[robust grotto]

https://vxtwitter.com/predsnhl/status/1667538843426234368?s=46&t=0dPhD14zL5uzVVpeHRQMfQ

[thorn hornet]

Tielemans to Villa

Thank fuck some Arsenal fans can actually stop fucking reccomending him

Idk what Emery sees on him

[robust grotto]

Kid doesn’t look 6 foot tall or rip in clothes, but damn. Still kinda crazy that Chicago won lmfao

[thorn hornet]

He's resembled a wet cardboard the entire season

[robust grotto]

Yeah Tielemans is an odd one. Obviously has some talent but he gave up this season

[dim kettle]

The secret to being a happy NHL fan.

[thorn hornet]

He was dissapointing t Monaco too

[robust grotto]

Sure LMFAO

[thorn hornet]

Overrated

[robust grotto]

Scored a few bangers and everyone loves him

Plus Belgian tax

[hasty basin]

Bold opinion of a fan

[celest zephyr]

https://tenor.com/view/heiitse-cfc-chelsea-fc-ngolo-kante-matchday-gif-23854211

[short flame]

Stupid opinion

[hasty basin]

Well I didn't agree with it

And I don't think many people do

Predictions for City vs Inter guys?

[robust grotto]

Hard not to predict a City win but I’m very much hopeful for the upset of the season

[hasty basin]

You know how I see it?

Ima come out and say it

[robust grotto]

Park da bus

[hasty basin]

Man city have been OWNING the prem

So what outlook does that leave you on the league

If they can't even win a UCL

[thorn hornet]

4-0 to City

[short flame]

I think city will take it but it’ll be close, like it’s going to be a one goal difference for either side in my opinion

[hasty basin]

I'd rather them show the world that prem isn't just bad, letting city win everytime meanwhile they are never the "best team in the world" hence winning the UCL

[thorn hornet]

Inter barely scraped the final they had the easieast opponents just pike Spurs

[hasty basin]

I'll say 3-0 City
Dias and Haaland X2

[thorn hornet]

Gundogan,Haaland 2x,Grealish

I don't see Inter scoring

[hasty basin]

What I'm hoping for THE MOST is a good match

[thorn hornet]

Dzeko deserves the trophy

Would make my day

[sweet tree]

spurs did beat city tho, Inter's path was much easier

that 2nd leg spurs city game was nuts, really liked that one

[hasty basin]

That yeah but city also deserve

An UCL

To be fair

[sweet tree]

well technically it was away goals that let spurs go through

still a tough game for them

[hasty basin]

Spurs away goal merchants

[sweet tree]

that's how they went through vs ajax as well

4-4 on agg vs city, 3-3 agg vs ajax

[hasty basin]

Yeah

That Ajax game was so fun tho

Not for Ajax fans

[short flame]

I remember how moura saved that game then was benched for the final

[honest umbra]

Still don’t reckon spurs had a chance that final

ajax shoulda made it thru

but such is life

who u supporting today @sweet tree

[sweet tree]

idk

I'm good with either one

either city wins their first UCL after investing a lot into their squad and Pep gets his 3rd or Inter who aren't anywhere near favorites in the final cause an upset and win. any of those outcomes are good to me

[fluid moat]

[sweet tree]

I'll be enjoying this hopefully, unless it's a 1-0 game again...

[celest zephyr]

Eh

Hope Halaand runs wild this game

[fluid moat]

City are gonna bottle it I can feel it

[celest zephyr]

[hasty basin]

Walker benched I think

Akanji 🙏

For my UCL fantasy

[sweet tree]

line ups out?

[fluid moat]

Please don’t make this season any worse for me City

[hasty basin]

Yep

Just out

[celest zephyr]

A great tweet I found using the @OneFootball app https://twitter.com/ManCity/status/1667585540336623619?ref_src=twsrc%255Etfw

Manchester City (@ManCity)

🩵 TEAM NEWS 🩵

XI | Ederson, Akanji, Stones, Dias, Ake, Rodrigo, Gundogan (C), De Bruyne, Bernardo, Grealish, Haaland

SUBS | Ortega Moreno, Carson, Walker, Phillips, Laporte, Alvarez, Gomez, Mahrez, Perrone, Foden, Palmer, Lewis

#ManCity | #UCLfinal

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Twitter · Jun 10, 2023, 5:32 PM

[short flame]

Akanji ahead of walker?

[sweet tree]

good xi

[hasty basin]

Good for my UCL fantasy

[sweet tree]

no pacy inter winger it seems

so no need

https://twitter.com/InterMilanFRA/status/1667585460296732672?t=EiUScwbrDwWD_VWxXCmymA&s=19

Inter FR (@InterMilanFRA)

🚨 LE XI OFFICIEL #UCLfinal

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Twitter · Jun 10, 2023, 5:32 PM

Dzeko starts

[celest zephyr]

Walker took Ake space this season when he was injured

[honest umbra]

Plus inter don’t really have anyone crazy speedy for walker to hang with

[celest zephyr]

https://tenor.com/view/lekaka-gif-24007372

[short flame]

I’d also take him over Ake. I didn’t know he was benched lately

[celest zephyr]

Walker is good

Very good

Akè has prove himself this season though

[honest umbra]

Ake has been very good yes

[fluid moat]

Imma need Belgium Lukaku to show up tonight

[thorn hornet]

OX to Villa

[celest zephyr]

He on bench

[sweet tree]

burna boy is performing

[nimble onyx]

SUIIIIII

I respect Dzeko, class player

But he's a lot easier to stop than Lukaku

[fluid moat]

He’ll come in for Dzeko

[nimble onyx]

By then I think it might be too late

Hopefully

[solid dagger]

1 hour from the carnage

Hopefully

PLEASE GUARDIOLA DONT OVERTHINK IT AGAIN

[solid dagger]

The Lukaku we saw against Croatia would be perfect

[celest zephyr]

😂

[thorn hornet]

Icardi could go to a Saudi Club

[celest zephyr]

He gonna get arrested inna year

Trust

[thorn hornet]

Fucking hell

[short flame]

Oh will he be rising the trophy

[thorn hornet]

Probably

This guy got a ticket before an actual fan btw

[short flame]

He will have completed football

What a legend

[nimble onyx]

Lol

[short flame]

World Cup and champions league

[celest zephyr]

LOL

[golden star]

A necessary ingredient

[celest zephyr]

Isn’t he Turkish though?

[thorn hornet]

I stg if they let this man on the pitch and hold the trophy afterwards

[sweet tree]

[short flame]

I wonder if aguero is there to do the same

[celest zephyr]

He’s there

[short flame]

I wonder which of them is taking the trophy first

Aguero vs salt bae. Predictions?

[thorn hornet]

Aguero

Salt Bae is good but Aguero has more connections

[fluid moat]

I feel like people will be more aware of Salt Bae and are more likely to stop him

[short flame]

But salt bae is a weasel he can find a way

[fluid moat]

After the World Cup

[sweet tree]

I see nothing wrong with it tbh

[short flame]

They can also stop aguero

[sweet tree]

let him have fun

[fluid moat]

Yeah but they probably won’t

[sweet tree]

hes a city Legend anyways

[fluid moat]

I’m fine with Aguero

[golden star]

Let him cook

[short flame]

Let them have fun

[fluid moat]

Salt Bae is just a little cringe