doom-eternal

[dense cosmos]

Chicken fried rice crispy treats

[azure oriole]

They are assholes and thus they want more and more monetary gain, because they are assholes, which makes them want more money, etc etc...

[dense cosmos]

Sup milkynuts

[azure forum]

Software development isn't free. What do you prefer? Things behind a pay wall or the app full of ads? Can you imagine?

[brittle quest]

Milknut is someone else.

[cursive knot]

Any that is free will try to push you to buy stuff.

[floral ore]

you‘re saying sending emojis costs them money?

[dusky elk]

Locking emojis behind a paywall sucks

[azure oriole]

(Reminder that Discord still hasn't fully stated that they will not be adding NFT support to their app)

[dense cosmos]

Wait there's fr a milknut? I thought it was just Nutmilk lol sorry

[azure forum]

No, but they have to make money somehow and sending emojis is a feature that most don't care about

[random vault]

milknut is soo cool

[magic summit]

Agreed, but that's the business, selling emojis to sweaty 49 year olds with mullets

[dusky elk]

I want to send pain elementals to my friend but I need nitro to do so

[floral ore]

except people do care about that, almost every discord server has them

[cursive knot]

Discord better not add nfts.

[magic summit]

F

[floral ore]

currently killing myself

[dusky elk]

fr

[azure forum]

I mean, $4.99 a month is what a coffee at Starbucks cost.

[magic summit]

Bro on god let's hope they don't

[dusky elk]

yeah

[dense cosmos]

I would off myself if that happens

[dusky elk]

[floral ore]

except a coffee lets you not starve to death

[cursive knot]

5 dollars for coffee?

[random vault]

new nft tab, only your sever can use the nft you pay for, and with nitro you can show it off to other servers (but they cant copy it and save it)

[opal galleon]

If you have disposable income I don't see an issue with paying for Nitro if you really want it

[floral ore]

also wtf 5 dollars for a coffee

[azure oriole]

They probably will, and it will flop because nobody cares about NFTs anymore. How funny.

[random vault]

:aight:

[floral ore]

guess who doesn‘t have disposable income

[dusky elk]

Nfts are the stupidest thing ever

[opal galleon]

Your problem, not discords

[azure oriole]

Can someone summarize the full story of doom 2016 lol

[cursive knot]

We should just screenshot nfts and resell them.

[random vault]

this is a chat for doom eternal, not 2016

[floral ore]

dom sleyr and sam heden kil demon but sam betray or someting yes

[dense cosmos]

This guy 👉🏿😪👈🏿

[cursive knot]

Man literally too angry to die.

[azure oriole]

This is exactly what i wanted to hear

[random vault]

[azure forum]

You can get a job or if you are too young, eventually you can get a job. A lot of things in life unfortunately aren't free son

[opal galleon]

I think a mostly accurate interpretation of it is in the lore guide pinned

[azure oriole]

I see

(I wrote that!)

[floral ore]

dies of not having a job

[dense cosmos]

Crem are you cremmy

[random vault]

or go ask in #doom-2016 :aight:

[magic summit]

Demons kill man's bunny and he becomes to angry to die and destroys all of hell

[azure oriole]

That helps me understand the 2016 yeah?

[opal galleon]

I'm sure it would

[floral ore]

that‘s the entire doom franchise, he asked for doom 4

[azure oriole]

It summarizes all of 2016, but I wrote the guide for people who've played the games first in mind.
I'd recommend playing the game. If you can't, watch a Let's Play with no commentary.

[magic summit]

Oh, Shi mb

[dense cosmos]

See, I love the games and all, but like.. dude goes to kill all demons to get his bunny back? Terrible Backstory imo.

[azure forum]

Make tik toks, youtube, twitch, etc. You can find ways to make money if you really want. Learn to code, learn a skill, do something. Sitting and complaining about nitro isn't going to help. (Get a burrito if you are hungry, I highly recommend it )

[azure oriole]

That's not the backstory.

[floral ore]

or if you have no time, watch a speedrun

[magic summit]

Nah, he can't bring her back, it's more like revenge

[azure oriole]

The whole "guy kills demons because bunny died" is a really big oversimplification of Doomguy's backstory.

[dense cosmos]

Well whatever it is, I just dislike it.

[floral ore]

tried one once, i prefer döner box here in switzerland

[magic summit]

(also save humanity but that's not a priority)

[random vault]

doom 2016 = man wakes up from nap, destroys everything he finds, and kills massive beasts from hell with a fancy shotgun

[floral ore]

i hate when people sum it up like that

[azure oriole]

I spoke about this before hold on.

[azure forum]

That actually looks good and tasty

[random vault]

doom man kills demons cuz they bad and he not

[opal galleon]

"It's not really about Daisy, it's about what Daisy represents. Daisy is the face of that horror - literally the most innocent thing imaginable defiled by Hell and its forces."

M0nologue

[burnt moss]

Fracking on mars leads to discovery of portal to hell. They begin harvesting energy. Olivia betrays humanity by opening the portal wider to enable full demonic invasion. Doomguy tries to stop her. He finally kills all the demons and closes the portal. Sam sends him back to Hell.

[azure oriole]

The whole "The Slayer's mad because Daisy" isn't really, like, completely correct. IMO it's more about what Daisy represented, not the rabbit itself as sweet as she probably was.

The Slayer's rage is both personal and idealistic. His life was ruined by the demons; his trauma had grown so incredibly that he was rendered incapable of returning to a normal life. That's why he stayed in Hell in 64 - it's not because "ohhhh I'm so NOBLE I'm gonna stay behind and make sure no demon ever rises again..." it's because, as 64 notes, Doomguy has been consumed by Hell. He's defining himself by the rage and slaughter he brings upon them. No demons, no Doomguy.
In that regard Daisy represents the core of why he hates the demons so: there is literally nothing on Earth more innocent than a sweet little bunny, and the demons murdered her with little regard. That's how Hell operates; it is run on the blood and anguish of innocent people.

[floral ore]

there‘s this one place called hot house in my city and it‘s godly

[opal galleon]

"Slayer is characterized and motivated by intense anger in the face of innocent slaughter. Implications are that he lost his family to the demons as well as Daisy, but generally as a virtue he is overwhelmed by anger as a result of Hell's horrific actions towards innocent people."

[dense cosmos]

I hate how it has even a tiny bit to do with his bunny. Its just nonsense. But idc I still love the games.

[azure oriole]

It's not really about the bunny, it's about trauma.

[random vault]

funny bnuny Xd

[dense cosmos]

Funny bnuny Xd

[azure oriole]

The Slayer is motivated by intense trauma. You know, PTSD. Daisy's just the face of that motivation. Her place in the story represents his trauma.

[floral ore]

bunny = metaphor, we‘re all fucked

[random vault]

funny bnuny Xd

[floral ore]

bnuuy

[random vault]

bnuny

[dense cosmos]

Bonny

[opal galleon]

[random vault]

bonnie (FROM FNAF)

[dense cosmos]

Lmao

[azure oriole]

https://tenor.com/view/glam-rock-glam-rock-freddy-fnaf-fnaf-security-breach-fnaf-memes-gif-25192649

[random vault]

:aight:

[floral ore]

#screenshots look at this bullshit discord pulls

[magic summit]

And saving humanity (but daisy is a priority so yk)

[random vault]

no its about the funny bnuny Xd

[azure oriole]

Saving humanity is the bigger priority for him. The Slayer's rage is on behalf of innocent people dying.

[strange gale]

that's tenor though

[hexed swan]

i love the marauder

[floral ore]

https://tenor.com/view/lithiumare-kiracord-nerd-marbellu-gif-22666819

[magic summit]

Yeah, he had a wife and kids right? There was like a picture of them?

[azure oriole]

Yeah

[random vault]

:spoony:

[opal galleon]

[magic summit]

Okay, I'm always not sure about that

And he prolly just lost them during the invasion in doom 1 I believe

[azure oriole]

Like I said, the Slayer isn't really motivated by Daisy's death. It's been eons since she died. Daisy is more important to us than she is to Doomguy - she's a metaphorical representation of Hell's defilement of the innocent, and the Slayer's rage because of it.

[hexed swan]

she is more important to us? thats bullshit

[random vault]

your telling me the funny bnuny Xd isnt the reason? :FinanaWeep:

[azure oriole]

Narratively, she is his trauma summed up in one sweet little dead bunny.

[floral ore]

also to whoever says daisy is alive in eternal THOSE ARE HALLUCINATIONS

[magic summit]

Yeah, one of many motivs, altho he still misses her hens the painting of her

[hexed swan]

but he still has imaginations from her that he sees

[random vault]

doom man takes drugs now?!?!?!?!

[magic summit]

he is the drug

[floral ore]

he eats the bfg cells

[random vault]

https://tenor.com/view/doom-doom-eternal-glory-kill-doom-glory-kill-doom-eternal-zombie-gif-18694440

[azure oriole]

I'm not saying she wasn't important to him. I'm saying she's not the sole reason he's angry and shit. She's more the catalyst. She narratively is just one tiny pin in a whole haystack of fucked up atrocities Hell has committed. She is the face of the innocents that the Slayer wants to protect.

[opal galleon]

when the when the doom music doom lick in . !

[floral ore]

i just sat down and destroyed my shoulder on the couch

[random vault]

bonk sound effect

[brittle quest]

I actually thought about this for a while. What if he and the Khan had a standown in which she cloned a look-alike of Daisy and tried to convice Doomguy about her powers, and how she would return everything to normal.

[azure oriole]

Narratively, she is moreso meant to serve as a representation of the Slayer's trauma and rage than she is an actual in-universe motivation for the Slayer.

[floral ore]

https://tenor.com/view/cry-gif-23674110

[random vault]

yessss so true doom er !! :FinanaBozo:

[worn saddle]

I'm back

[floral ore]

leave again

[worn saddle]

Okay

[random vault]

hi cheeselover

[worn saddle]

Hi

[random vault]

whos that in ur pfp

[floral ore]

you lied

[worn saddle]

Me

[azure oriole]

I see him reacting like Deckard does in Blade Runner 2049. In that, the main antagonist tries to persuade him to help them by giving him an authentic lookalike of his long-dead lover, a woman named Rachael.
He looks at her, looks back at the bad guy: "Her eyes were green." and then walks away.

[worn saddle]

From turkey

[random vault]

no the person behind you

[worn saddle]

Fuck my friend

[floral ore]

bet

[random vault]

😳

[worn saddle]

He's an asshole

[dense cosmos]

Yeah I don't give 2 caps about daisy

[hexed swan]

ok

[random vault]

:ok~3 :

[floral ore]

i don‘t give 🧢🧢 about daisy

[dusky elk]

[dense cosmos]

[worn saddle]

Bro i didn't mean that

[random vault]

[terse sun]

hi guys

[random vault]

:higuys:

[terse sun]

helo

[floral ore]

why do the pain elemental‘s horns cave in when he fires

[random vault]

https://tenor.com/view/who-are-you-cat-cat-staring-confused-weird-gif-24607471

[worn saddle]

Ur mother

[random vault]

no your not!!!!

[terse sun]

https://tenor.com/view/ive-never-seen-you-before-micah-queen-angella-shera-and-the-princesses-of-power-who-are-you-gif-18714042

[dusky elk]

[terse sun]

you might be austin power's mother

[floral ore]

https://tenor.com/view/oh-the-misery-everybody-wants-gif-25104633

[floral ore]

tf is that, high guardian spice

[random vault]

hahahaha, ive had a good chuckle over that one...

im coming after you

[heavy sinew]

POV you just got nuked by 2 possessed barrens

[worn saddle]

@terse sun and u might be a kid that watches dream smp

[random vault]

https://tenor.com/view/everybody-wants-to-be-my-gif-25137901

[brittle quest]

barren

[dusky elk]

I am faster

[terse sun]

i was kidding

[worn saddle]

@terse sun okay

[floral ore]

https://tenor.com/view/spare-the-sympathy-gif-25254706

[random vault]

i think you misspelled dog shit there my friend

[floral ore]

sorry autocorrect

[heavy sinew]

nice

[brittle quest]

Meatball fat shit You die after three Bal Pswaps

[worn saddle]

İ will change PFP again wait

[heavy sinew]

to what

[floral ore]

please do

[heavy sinew]

[floral ore]

cheeselover your hair is horrendous

please go buy a new hair

[worn saddle]

I'm back

[brittle quest]

I bet I have more pain elemental emotes than you.

[heavy sinew]

yo he got a new skin

[floral ore]

you made it worse

[worn saddle]

Bruh i literally go to barber 10 minutes ago

[dusky elk]

It can’t be…

[terse sun]

really? thats kinda mean...

[floral ore]

was he on drugs

[random vault]

https://tenor.com/view/everybody-wants-to-be-cat-gif-25292187

[floral ore]

https://tenor.com/view/my-enemy-cat-oh-the-misery-everybody-wants-to-be-my-enemy-oh-the-misery-everybody-wants-to-be-my-enemy-gif-25312695

[random vault]

[brittle quest]

Test me.

[terse sun]

😨

[worn saddle]

U want me change pfp

[random vault]

sure

[heavy sinew]

do it

[worn saddle]

Okay

[terse sun]

how's my pfp?

[heavy sinew]

[random vault]

its most certainly a pfp

[brittle quest]

👍

[terse sun]

thanks

thats also me

[random vault]

:aight:

[heavy sinew]

bro if you think about it the flood infestation is just a hell inversion with extra steps

[terse sun]

your cat pfp is cute ngl

[brittle quest]

inversion

[worn saddle]

Back

[heavy sinew]

incursion

[random vault]

https://tenor.com/view/cats-cool-cat-cool-sunglasses-deal-with-it-gif-12813575

[terse sun]

ok, i was completely wrong. you look nothing like austin powers

[heavy sinew]

HE LIES HA HAA

[random vault]

insurrection

[heavy sinew]

interstellartion

[random vault]

https://tenor.com/view/what-cat-what-cat-computer-gif-18924522

[dusky elk]

[terse sun]

lots of cats...

[random vault]

i lovee cats

[fading lichen]

😂

[terse sun]

i wanted one, but we got a dog

[random vault]

i have one

[terse sun]

dog?

[random vault]

no a cat

[heavy sinew]

yo next doom game main villain should be doctor Palpatine

[terse sun]

nice bro

[terse sun]

is that austin powers? i cant rly see. your pfp

[random vault]

https://tenor.com/view/cats-cool-cat-cool-sunglasses-deal-with-it-gif-12813575

[heavy sinew]

its

[terse sun]

he loooks like candy

[heavy sinew]

👍

[floral ore]

is my pfp acceptable

[random vault]

is my pfp acceptable

[terse sun]

its good

[floral ore]

i love it

[random vault]

https://tenor.com/view/thanks-cat-thank-you-cute-adorable-gif-16960579

[worn saddle]

Mines not acceaptable

[terse sun]

i think its fine

[floral ore]

you always manage to make the shittest pfps

[terse sun]

thats his real face you know

[worn saddle]

@floral ore i don't put anime slayer

[heavy sinew]

make it cheese

[floral ore]

so? the last time someone did that face was 2002

[heavy sinew]

[terse sun]

https://tenor.com/view/the-office-michael-scott-leaving-turning-around-no-gif-21361019

[floral ore]

agreed

[worn saddle]

@floral ore wait

[floral ore]

anime????

[random vault]

anime is temprary, doom eyeternall!!! :finanabozo:

[terse sun]

what should my pfp be...?

[heavy sinew]

make it cheese

[worn saddle]

Alright

[heavy sinew]

epic

[floral ore]

it‘s good

[terse sun]

thanks but its kinda lame

[random vault]

whatever u want

[floral ore]

well what do you like

[terse sun]

no idea

[floral ore]

i chose this for april fools because i acted like a furry that day but i like it too much now

[terse sun]

eh ill just keep it. i like me

[random vault]

cats, cats, cats, more cats, doom, video games, genshin impact and more video games

[terse sun]

why does everyone love cats

[worn saddle]

I'm tasty

[floral ore]

they‘re the cutest assholes on planet earth

[random vault]

whats there to not like?

[heavy sinew]

epic

[random vault]

https://tenor.com/view/sup-cat-sadspongebob-spongebob-gif-22432545

[terse sun]

i like krunker, infinity blade 1, infinity blade 2, infinity blade 3, doom, doom 2, doom eternal, taekwondo, more taekwondo and karate

and kirby

[floral ore]

tf is infinity blade

[worn saddle]

I'm doing taekvando

[terse sun]

nothing

[terse sun]

what rank u at?

[worn saddle]

I'm red+black belt

[floral ore]

prolly neon belt

[random vault]

exactly

[terse sun]

sweet bro. im camafluage in taekwondo and blue in krarate

[floral ore]

i still need to know what infinity blade is

[terse sun]

i just won a tournament on satyrday

[worn saddle]

@floral ore time waste of blade

[terse sun]

https://tenor.com/view/infinity-blade-ib3-ausar-the-vile-siris-never-gif-24253691 extreme nostaglia

[normal latch]

hello chat, I have come to discuss DOOM ETERNAL

[worn saddle]

@terse sun my brother won championship

[random vault]

video game

[floral ore]

where do i buy all three games

[terse sun]

sadly SADLY SSSAAADDLLLYYY there gone forever

[floral ore]

even online?

[terse sun]

i would pay over like 400$ for one of them

[random vault]

https://tenor.com/view/sad-cat-kitty-crying-sadge-gif-24484563

[terse sun]

well... there is a way...

[worn saddle]

Who plays dying light

[floral ore]

https://tenor.com/view/suicide-gif-14427950

[random vault]

sail the high seas?

[floral ore]

kill the khan makyr?

[jaunty vapor]

Came to the wrong place

[terse sun]

no. it reqires sideloadly. its unsafe

[normal latch]

sad

[random vault]

ewwwww, doom eternal 🤢

[worn saddle]

@random vault what

[random vault]

@worn saddle what

[floral ore]

ikr, people who are in the doom discord are gross and yucky

[floral ore]

@random vault what

[random vault]

@floral ore what

[worn saddle]

@random vault what

[random vault]

@random vault what

[floral ore]

@worn saddle what

[worn saddle]

@floral ore whaat

[terse sun]

https://discord.com/channels/271009487450669056/846154168808636458

[pseudo thistle]

what

[random vault]

i dont have accsess to that link

[terse sun]

do you want it?

[floral ore]

a link or a channel i don‘t have access to, good job ryth

[worn saddle]

Add me

[terse sun]

ok wait

[random vault]

yes

[floral ore]

and me

[terse sun]

i mean do you want infinity balde

[random vault]

no

[floral ore]

no i‘m good

[worn saddle]

@random vault me too

[terse sun]

ok got it

[pseudo thistle]

bald?

[random vault]

@worn saddle what

[terse sun]

well anyone play krunker?

[worn saddle]

No

[floral ore]

that game sucks imo

[pseudo thistle]

it does

[random vault]

you confuse me

[pseudo thistle]

literally only fun when you play with friends and avoid the op weapons, and even then barely

[worn saddle]

Wait i will show you guys my real face

[floral ore]

and somehow i get frame drops even though the graphics suck

[terse sun]

i know the graphics suck

[pseudo thistle]

just gonna be a rat or something

[floral ore]

i‘m talking about the framedrops

[terse sun]

its just nostaglic for me

[random vault]

hi dripstream sam

[pseudo thistle]

the graphics suck but not in a bad way
The reason frame drops happen is because of the browser version and steam version working in the same servers iirc

[random vault]

hi dripstream sam

[terse sun]

i know a lot of things suck. i told you i mostly want it cuz of the nostaglia

[floral ore]

hi tmg9045

[random vault]

https://tenor.com/view/i-saw-what-you-just-edited-i-saw-what-you-just-deleted-walter-white-muslim-walter-white-memes-gif-23994973

[floral ore]

if i want nostalgia i play roblox

[floral ore]

that‘s a pretty good tamable impression

[random vault]

i saw what you edited, you misspelled my name
how did you fail 3 letters :bruh:

[terse sun]

i do play roblox

[floral ore]

iphone keyboard is trash (not as bad as archviles)

[worn saddle]

My real face reveal

[terse sun]

i saw that somewhere im looking for it

[floral ore]

saw what

[pseudo thistle]

honestly huge L

[terse sun]

thats a cartoon

[floral ore]

you haven‘t experienced playing work at a pizza place in 2014

[random vault]

if i want nostalgia i play minecraft version 1.0

[terse sun]

i play world zero, bloodfest and meepcity

[floral ore]

actually a real dude in the photos

[terse sun]

i play minecraft a lot

[floral ore]

i play minecraft ps3 (the fucking little big planet map

[worn saddle]

Play codm with mw

[floral ore]

yall ever played little big planet

[terse sun]

i love codm. what lvl r u?

[worn saddle]

Mw roo

[floral ore]

you had a stroke or smn?

[worn saddle]

108

[floral ore]

109

[random vault]

ps3 and wii / wii u... my childhood

[terse sun]

noice. i was 67 on my main and about 50 on my alt

[worn saddle]

İ got golden baseball bat

[terse sun]

what dat

[floral ore]

sadly didn‘t get to play the wii (or wii u) but boy do i miss the ps2

[worn saddle]

Max lvl locus

[terse sun]

oh nice. how many nukes?

[random vault]

doom eternal

[floral ore]

doom 4

[worn saddle]

20k locus kill I'm sick

[terse sun]

how many nukes did u get

[worn saddle]

Total more than 1000

[floral ore]

ryth and cheeselover go talk about locus in general you lovebirds

[terse sun]

i got 4 or 5

[worn saddle]

Add me I'm doomnerd1231

[random vault]

there are 4 whole dooms!?!?!?!

[floral ore]

https://tenor.com/view/doom-doom-external-doomguy-doom-slayer-raised-eyebrown-gif-24765324

[random vault]

vine boom sound affect

[terse sun]

its on my dads phone and he almost never lets me play

[worn saddle]

How old are you

[terse sun]

14. i said it a million times

[worn saddle]

Bro do u have phobe

[random vault]

download roblox on ur device

[terse sun]

no, but if i get a good average, ill get a phone

[worn saddle]

Okay

[terse sun]

its 97 or so rn

so a+

[random vault]

yes, i have a phobia of spiders (arachnid-phobia)

[terse sun]

same

[worn saddle]

My phobia is dream stans

[sacred tartan]

helo chat

[random vault]

https://tenor.com/view/who-are-you-cat-cat-staring-confused-weird-gif-24607471

[sacred tartan]

man, i was here yesterday

[random vault]

that doesnt anwser the question, who are you

[terse sun]

hello bro

[sacred tartan]

GooigiGame

[terse sun]

wow! i would have never guessed

[random vault]

https://tenor.com/view/ok-gif-22332578

[sacred tartan]

so, how is it going

[terse sun]

terribble

[random vault]

awful

[sacred tartan]

shcool?

[terse sun]

My leopard gecko just passed away

[random vault]

https://tenor.com/view/yes-yescat-cat-nodding-nod-gif-21702876

[terse sun]

its ok. my average is a+

[sacred tartan]

F

[sacred tartan]

need help with something?

[random vault]

https://tenor.com/view/no-cat-shaking-head-nope-nah-gif-17505282

[sacred tartan]

ok

[pseudo thistle]

what class you in femboy cat

[terse sun]

https://tenor.com/view/food-coma-food-eat-starving-kirby-gif-4698182

[random vault]

what the hell, thats not my name

[terse sun]

ouch

[pseudo thistle]

me when you’re mom

[sacred tartan]

funny

[random vault]

ignoring whatever you just said.. im in history

[sacred tartan]

learnin bout jews?

[dusky elk]

[random vault]

https://tenor.com/view/what-cat-what-cat-computer-gif-18924522

[pseudo thistle]

typical 12 y/o on discord

[sacred tartan]

ww2

[terse sun]

cute kitty

[random vault]

no, im studying for exams

[pseudo thistle]

yeah we understand what WWII was

[sacred tartan]

understandable

[azure oriole]

hi

[sacred tartan]

helo

[random vault]

mustache man did bad thing, i wont elaborate

[pseudo thistle]

A very bad thing

[sacred tartan]

ye that sums it up

[terse sun]

i failed a math quiz yersterday

[dusky elk]

[azure oriole]

i feel like buying tag 2 only cuz of the ws ml

[random vault]

:catfacenearcam:

[pseudo thistle]

Buy the year 1 pass instead

[azure oriole]

whats that

[sacred tartan]

🗿

[pseudo thistle]

It’s both dlcs for a bit cheaper

[azure oriole]

oh nice

[random vault]

🗿 bruh!!!!! 🗿

[pseudo thistle]

so true

[sacred tartan]

🗿

[terse sun]

https://tenor.com/view/bruh-bruh-moment-bruh-moae-bruh-moai-moai-gif-20311590

[sacred tartan]

moyai moment

[pseudo thistle]

metal gear solid 😳😳😳

[sacred tartan]

shut up bot

[random vault]

s-ss-s-so true d-doomer~

[terse sun]

🗿

[sacred tartan]

stop sniffing sugar

bot

[terse sun]

where bot

[random vault]

u are bot

[sacred tartan]

they delete the messages

[pseudo thistle]

here I’ll summon it

[terse sun]

u a ro bot

who did

[sacred tartan]

bot

[pseudo thistle]

don’t avoid the word filter, you get warned for it

[terse sun]

WHO

[pseudo thistle]

dyno bot

[random vault]

[terse sun]

https://tenor.com/view/infinity-blade-infinity-blade2-raidriar-god-king-pommel-gif-23952391

[pseudo thistle]

dussy

[sacred tartan]

i said cat, man

[pseudo thistle]

ok and?

[dusky elk]

Pov: n64 game intro

[sacred tartan]

octopuss

[dusky elk]

Spinning logos

[pseudo thistle]

I just said high definition oom 😏

ah yes 2015 meme

[pseudo thistle]

*octopus

[sacred tartan]

ik

[pseudo thistle]

ok

[sacred tartan]

https://c.tenor.com/eyNiSfm5IYIAAAAM/i-dont-remember-asking.gif

[brittle quest]

Talk about all things DOOM Eternal!

[pseudo thistle]

Not on topic. Please only discuss topics that are or directly relate to Doom Eternal in this channel, or else I may have to contact the moderators so that they can issue you a warning for your behavior. If you would like to discuss topics unrelated to Doom Eternal, please use the #general channel.

[sacred tartan]

anything that isnt doom realated, just put doom in you sentence

[pseudo thistle]

the supershotgun

communication through gifs 🗿

[random vault]

moyai: bRUHHH!!!! ;moyai:

[sacred tartan]

school sucks , bfg

[pseudo thistle]

school is very important

it sucks but education is kinda :cacopog:

[random vault]

yes yes, it is vital i understand how to calculare circles, i will absolultly need this later in life :FinanaBozo:

[sacred tartan]

you need to kill everything first

sometimes rheres an enemy hiding away

maybe theres a sneaky imp or zombie somewhere

there are easy to miss sometimes

[pseudo thistle]

I mean like in general forehead

[sacred tartan]

not like im gonna need to know how to substitute inequalities

when would i ever use that?

[pseudo thistle]

if you go into a career involving math, but yeah the education system sucks
Education as a concept is very good though

[sacred tartan]

the only studf we really need to know is adding subtracting multiplying and dividing

[pseudo thistle]

sure

you definitely don’t need to know math to calculate taxes

[opal galleon]

That's dependant on what you plan on doing later on in life.

[sacred tartan]

the jobs i want have nothing to do with math

im thinking youtuber, or musician

[opal galleon]

Well shit happens and stuff can change about what you're looking for, having a bit more knowledge on subjects past the essential stuff is still important to know.

[brittle quest]

[sacred tartan]

i mean, im very good at cello, ukulele, and guitar, and sorta good at singing

[random vault]

i too am thinking of living in abject poverty

[opal galleon]

Most stuff you learn might not be the most useful things in the world but it'd certainly not an excuse to not try and atleast have a decent grasp at what is being taught.

[random vault]

the only main class i find useful is history, i wanna be a history teacher personally :aight:

[pseudo thistle]

Ok what are you gonna do in the start when you aren’t making nearly enough to live?

[sacred tartan]

i mean i dont care much about school but i still need good grades for better chances at jobs

[sacred tartan]

idk

[pseudo thistle]

Actually you know what Wendy’s is actually starting to pay well nowadays

[sacred tartan]

oh yea i forgot to mention chef

[random vault]

[opal galleon]

Ayo I'd love to work there, you get discounts right

[sacred tartan]

id work at mod

19 dollars an hour

[pseudo thistle]

yeah I’ve applied there several times over a few years but no luck

[random vault]

mod? discord mod!?!?!

[sacred tartan]

mod pizza

[opal galleon]

Sadge

[azure oriole]

What's the discussion?

[random vault]

idk

[pseudo thistle]

idk anymore

[sacred tartan]

i forgor

[azure oriole]

Oh, job stuff.

[opal galleon]

You can start here ig mono

[random vault]

💀

[pseudo thistle]

it started as arguing that school is good but now it’s about Wendy’s

[azure oriole]

School is good, but the American education system in particular is fundamentally broken, and children suffer for it unfortunately.

[random vault]

when you start a sentence on a serious topic and end it being hungery

[sacred tartan]

mod would be easier, bc its literally putting toppings on pizza and then giving it to oven person

[opal galleon]

I fucking love Wendy's I will kill for Wendy's

[azure oriole]

I can't speak for other countries, but here we are raising generations upon generations of idiots - it has been this way for a very long time, unfortunately.

[brittle quest]

That applies to mostly every education system really.

[random vault]

please dont kill me

[pseudo thistle]

In terms of fast food Wendy’s is top tier

[sacred tartan]

dont wanna be an American idiot

[azure oriole]

I really like Taco Bell.

[sacred tartan]

same

[random vault]

i like chick-fil-a

[sacred tartan]

mild sauce tho, thats god tier

[pseudo thistle]

respect shattered

[opal galleon]

I've grown to personally like Burger King even if objectively its pretty low tier

[pseudo thistle]

homophobic chicken

[zinc cobalt]

I think if you throw me into any education system, no matter how shit, I'll still suck

[azure oriole]

I'm SORRY the NACHO FRIES are REALLY GOOD

[random vault]

i like the food, not the buisness
also im LGBTQ and know what they have done

[ocean bramble]

its designed that way

[sacred tartan]

my god yes

[opal galleon]

This is true, those fries have excellent spices on them

[random vault]

i love mcdonalds (i am a massive fan of microplastics)

[ocean bramble]

no smart people allowed

[sacred tartan]

.

[pseudo thistle]

yeah it’s like that for most people at this point. I would probably still eat there if Popeyes wasn’t just better

[sacred tartan]

Popeyes is also incredible

[random vault]

popeyes is pretty good

[azure oriole]

I also don't eat Chic-fil-a or however the fuck I'm supposed to format it.

[opal galleon]

I've actually never had either of those chicken oriented restaurants

[pseudo thistle]

they’re both top tier

[azure oriole]

I can't eat fast food for a while. I gotta save up money.
(Also can't fund my games for a while... :^/)

[sacred tartan]

idk what sexuality i am, i might either be straight or asexual

[random vault]

:ok~3 :

[opal galleon]

[random vault]

🗿

[azure oriole]

I'm also LGBT which means I'm better than most people.

[sacred tartan]

which one of lgbtqa are you

[random vault]

???

[random vault]

b

[sacred tartan]

ok

[opal galleon]

Uh mono?

[pseudo thistle]

bacon lettuce tomato

[random vault]

:wtf:

[sacred tartan]

im leaning more towards straight i think

[random vault]

:aight::ok~3 :

[azure oriole]

[sacred tartan]

rather than asexual

[random vault]

:ok~3 :

[opal galleon]

I hope you guys have a good day.

[pseudo thistle]

nah

[random vault]

:catlovee:

[azure oriole]

Been 7 hours and this game is still downloading

[sacred tartan]

hope you do to

[azure oriole]

holy

[pseudo thistle]

Pc or Wi-Fi issue

[azure oriole]

But it's making progress

[sacred tartan]

dont play other games while its downloading

[azure oriole]

It's around at 93% rn

[azure oriole]

I'm not lol

[sacred tartan]

god damn

[floral ore]

after showering my controller with sweat i have killed the icon of sin

[azure oriole]

I'm using my neighbors wifi without them knowing

[sacred tartan]

thats a world record right there i believe

[floral ore]

god those pain elementals suck

[sacred tartan]

longest download for doom eternal

[sacred tartan]

they arent that bad

[random vault]

after playing the game, i kiled him

[azure oriole]

I can't just use my data to install a 30gb game

[sacred tartan]

i mean they are more pain than elemental, but still

[azure oriole]

Also new doom game coming around 3 - 5 years yeah?

[sacred tartan]

use exploding ballista on them

[azure oriole]

My guess

[sacred tartan]

idk

[azure oriole]

I see

I heard this game is one of the best ports on switch. Which is i have to get

[sacred tartan]

i doubt it will be better than eternal

[azure oriole]

And plus it's on sale for only 20 bucks

[sacred tartan]

its incredible

[azure oriole]

Good deal

[sacred tartan]

very good deal

[floral ore]

is there a post credits scene

[azure oriole]

Better be.

[sacred tartan]

for campaign

[brittle quest]

[sacred tartan]

its funni

[azure oriole]

I think they're going to retire from making doom games

[floral ore]

OH YEAH IT WAS JERRY

[random vault]

hi floir

[sacred tartan]

dont say that, doom is eternal

[brittle quest]

[azure oriole]

Doom is eternal, because the last game called "eternal".

[sacred tartan]

its been a thing since 93

[random vault]

???

[azure oriole]

They're going to work on the other game i believe

[sacred tartan]

almost 30 years

[azure oriole]

Rumors said

But who knows

[sacred tartan]

which?

[azure oriole]

Quake

[sacred tartan]

quake

[azure oriole]

Yes

[sacred tartan]

interesting

doom is better

[azure oriole]

Hopefully I won't regret buying this game

[sacred tartan]

oh, you wont

[brittle quest]

You will

[azure oriole]

Oh

[sacred tartan]

its incredible, man

[azure oriole]

I bought it because it's violence

[sacred tartan]

very violence

[azure oriole]

Exactly

What is horde mode btw

Is it like a endless arena?

[sacred tartan]

it is like a bunch of killing and other challenges

to test your skills and rank up points to get rewards

[azure oriole]

I see

[sacred tartan]

it isnr endless, but its long

[azure oriole]

Now all i need is animal crossing and my set is complete.

[sacred tartan]

animal crossing new horizons is amazing

[azure oriole]

Is there any endless mode to this game?

I'd like to keep myself busy for eternity

[sacred tartan]

theres ultra nightmare, which is endless suffering

[azure oriole]

Good

[sacred tartan]

its not endless, but its suffering

[azure oriole]

I'm a switch enjoyer

[brittle quest]

♻️

[sacred tartan]

itll keep you very busy for a long time

[azure oriole]

Any co ops n stuff?

Simply do not play UN!

[sacred tartan]

[brittle quest]

I agree, it is a shit game design.

[pseudo thistle]

there’s a multiplayer mode that’s kinda shitty

[chilly tartan]

❔

[sacred tartan]

battlemode

[pseudo thistle]

too late for me

[azure oriole]

Oh, wonderful why..

[sacred tartan]

i can join later at around 6ish pst

[pseudo thistle]

It’s 1 slayer vs 2 demons but nobody plays it anymore cuz it’s just… meh

[azure oriole]

Play DUSK instead.

[brittle quest]

Speaking of game designing, how's the FPS going? Have you pondered upon my suggestions?

[azure oriole]

Quite boring, they really need to improve that

[chilly tartan]

People do play it sometimes

[sacred tartan]

its decent

[pseudo thistle]

very few people

[chilly tartan]

That’s true

[azure oriole]

Do i have to spend real money to get in-game skins? Or i can still earn them by completing challenges n stuff

[azure oriole]

We have! We think we've begun to finetune the movement to the best we have it, though we're still a far way from functioning, complete levels or enemies.
The soundtrack is also completely done!

[sacred tartan]

technically no unless you count tag

[azure oriole]

huh

[pseudo thistle]

You don’t have to spend money to get current skins but most have been rerun already and won’t come back

[brittle quest]

Movement is the crux of a shooter, try and putting it all in it.

[azure oriole]

Yeah!!!

[brittle quest]

Unlocker lmao

[azure oriole]

Oh yeah, i like the unicorn doom thingy

[opal galleon]

They're on switch iirc

[brittle quest]

Are you on PC?

[azure oriole]

I'm quite satisfied with the soundtrack. I've paid a lot for it haha.

[pseudo thistle]

that one was a twitch prime skin, gotta pay for it now

[azure oriole]

Any switch exclusives for doom?

[opal galleon]

Not at all

[chilly tartan]

Drugs

[pseudo thistle]

Arachnotron blood looks like toothpaste

[azure oriole]

Dang

[brittle quest]

I am too, and I heard only one track

[sacred tartan]

dont think so, but if you buy other doom games you get skins

[azure oriole]

So technically this story is about a government who opened a portal to hell and then ended humanity?

[azure oriole]

:^D

This what i understand

[random vault]

hi floir

[pseudo thistle]

send them the document

[opal galleon]

Lore doc is pinned

[pseudo thistle]

the 200 page lore guide

[azure oriole]

Interesting lore

[sacred tartan]

the doc

[azure oriole]

If there's a doom there should be a doom heaven

[sacred tartan]

go to pinned messages

[azure oriole]

There is. It's not as good as you'd think.

[chilly tartan]

👍

[azure oriole]

Oh....

[sacred tartan]

the lore awaits

[azure oriole]

Wherewherewhere

[opal galleon]

Pins

[sacred tartan]

pinned messages

[azure oriole]

Check the pins! I wrote the longest Doom lore guide ever made, and it's all there for your reading pleasure.

[pseudo thistle]

not much better than doom hell tbh

[opal galleon]

M0no has pretty good takes regarding lore

[pseudo thistle]

yeah they all make sense

more sense than Hugo’s at the very least

[azure oriole]

Hahaha.

[sacred tartan]

should i get 2016 before sale ends

[opal galleon]

Asking in a Doom channel which will have biased responses

[pseudo thistle]

Yes

[brittle quest]

No

[azure oriole]

Yes

Hopefully I won't be having any additional downloads

[random vault]

if you want it

[sacred tartan]

i can get some mon

[azure oriole]

Or else I'll give up

[sacred tartan]

i dont think so

[brittle quest]

I want your ip

[opal galleon]

"give ip"

[random vault]

i want your ip

[chilly tartan]

Doom 2016 for me was a really good game but when I saw doom eternal trailer I freaked

[azure oriole]

💀

[azure oriole]

You on switch?

[brittle quest]

167.98.5.234.

[chilly tartan]

It was very good the trailer

[sacred tartan]

yes

[random vault]

thanks

[azure oriole]

Get doxxed

[sacred tartan]

doxxed

[azure oriole]

@sacred tartan same

[brittle quest]

Thanks

[sacred tartan]

switch gang

[azure oriole]

Yes

@sacred tartan yea

[azure oriole]

No additional downloads yeah?

[sacred tartan]

when i had to wait 2 hours, for me there wasnt additional downloads

[azure oriole]

Okay good

[chilly tartan]

Me: I’m going to blow that kid up.
The rest of my class: the fuck

[azure oriole]

Yea took about 2 hours

[sacred tartan]

its taking crem 7

[azure oriole]

8 hours and it's around 95% rn

[chilly tartan]

Anyone take that sexually and you can just no live

[azure oriole]

Thats not fun

[random vault]

so... you live in the uk?

[sacred tartan]

bri'ish cat?

[random vault]

those exist??!?!?!?!

[brittle quest]

It doesn't ring a memory? Perhaps, I should remind you.

[azure oriole]

Technically

[chilly tartan]

Lol

[random vault]

yes?

[sacred tartan]

i can tell yall my state

[chilly tartan]

Does anyone know how to beat the final sin on ultra nightmare it too hard

[sacred tartan]

stack up those lives

[random vault]

im in denial

[brittle quest]

You're an example of why society is a failiure, 167.98.5.234.

[azure oriole]

north korea gang

Belgium gang

[random vault]

https://tenor.com/view/sad-cat-kitty-crying-sadge-gif-24484563

[sacred tartan]

america gang

[chilly tartan]

Russia gang

[brittle quest]

That is heartbreaking.

[sacred tartan]

rip

[opal galleon]

"gang"

[azure oriole]

America more like burgers

[chilly tartan]

Lol

[sacred tartan]

burgers are good tho

[opal galleon]

[azure oriole]

Yea burgers are very good

Jesus

[chilly tartan]

I’m going to write down cheat codes for peppa pigs adventure

[random vault]

legit makes me upset irl

[sacred tartan]

that game is amazing

[random vault]

:WosemiGaming:

[brittle quest]

Slow ass reacts

[chilly tartan]

Exectly I’m on the level where she bombs North Korea

[prisma breach]

hmm what's the new eternal update about

imma assume it's just new cosmetics

[sacred tartan]

fun

[brittle quest]

horse mode

[pseudo thistle]

ayo? Game not as dead as we thought?

[azure oriole]

I wish there's a new Doom live action movie

[sacred tartan]

theres one with the rock

[pseudo thistle]

NO

[brittle quest]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/880616270171635793/945434375229677658/Doom_Eternal_Screenshot_2022.02.20_-_16.12.15.12.png?width=1025&height=576

[azure oriole]

Really?

[pseudo thistle]

Not again.

[sacred tartan]

yea

[random vault]

i wish they had a new doom game and it was good and had literally everything i want

[azure oriole]

The rock is playing doom?

[pseudo thistle]

Doom 2005 and annihilation were awful movies

[azure oriole]

I know

[azure oriole]

How'd you know that

[random vault]

doom is doom, annihilation is doom

[azure oriole]

Wise words

But i want to see the rock plays as doom

[sacred tartan]

ive seen it

[azure oriole]

How are u guys?

[random vault]

awful

[sacred tartan]

its called DOOM

[azure oriole]

Why

[brittle quest]

Fine. How about you sir?

[sacred tartan]

decent

[azure oriole]

Fine

[random vault]

because im never good

[azure oriole]

Nice

[brittle quest]

That is good to hear.

[azure oriole]

But why

[sacred tartan]

depression moment

[random vault]

several mental health issues and the brain damage this chat gives me

[azure oriole]

Y tho

[random vault]

🗿

[sacred tartan]

bye

[azure oriole]

Bye

[sacred tartan]

did you know that actors used to be gay

well, some still are

[random vault]

used?

[slow sigil]

they died

[random vault]

💀

[azure oriole]

It's been 9 hours and this game is still at 96%

[random vault]

💀 (death from waiting for so long)

[ancient plaza]

Atlantica facility music is so “ocean aggressive sounding thingy”

[azure oriole]

I've waited for cyberpunk to download for 6 or 5 days wdym

I'd throw my switch

[random vault]

me when

[azure oriole]

doom main menu got the best theme

[random vault]

(im a cat)

[sacred tartan]

arc complex has best music

[azure oriole]

sgn better

[sacred tartan]

oh boy, time for algebra

[pseudo thistle]

ez class

[sacred tartan]

thats the thing

i finish all my work so fast that i have nothing to do

[azure oriole]

I did that by doing nothing

[pseudo thistle]

🪜what a thrill

[azure oriole]

I never did my homework in school.

Oh boy

God public school was fucking miserable.

Im still in school

[sacred tartan]

today at my school its beach day for outfits, im wearing what i would wear to beach, my normal clothes

[green bear]

Good thing my school doesn't give homework

[sacred tartan]

i see all these people with Hawaiian shirts and stuff

and lifesaver balloon things

tomorrow is sports day, so im wearing my school baseball jersey

bro, the drak lord fight was the easiest fight in the game

rip chat is ded

[pseudo thistle]

with darkness and silence through the night

[sullen pine]

Play doom

[sacred tartan]

im in schol

i dont have my switch with me sadly

[sullen pine]

Draw doom 2 level 30 on your notebook and play

On your sandwich that mom gives you

[rustic rampart]

Get doom on your calculator

[sacred tartan]

i dont have food from my mom

[sullen pine]

From your dad then

[sacred tartan]

i dont eat lunch on school days

[sullen pine]

[sacred tartan]

line to long

[sullen pine]

Do you have a notebook dude?

[sacred tartan]

theres microwaves

[sullen pine]

Play doom on it

[sacred tartan]

i wish i could

[sullen pine]

What's the teachers gonna do? Take away the microwave?

[sullen pine]

You can

[sacred tartan]

how

i must know

[sullen pine]

Just think about it so hard until the microwave turns into doom

[sacred tartan]

ok

[sullen pine]

I always have a spare microwave

Yall don't have a microwave in your pockets?

[sacred tartan]

i have chocolate milk in there

[sullen pine]

Play doom on it

You can play doom on anything

[sacred tartan]

o wait i just realized i can play doom on my phone

[sullen pine]

Even with your class mates (it's kinda popular to play doom with your classmates in america)

[sacred tartan]

the og doom

[sullen pine]

Oh wait it's school shooting

[sacred tartan]

nvn i cant

i cant use controls

i dont want to pay for it on phon

[sullen pine]

Play on microwave

[azure oriole]

I recently saw my eternal is updating? is it just fixes?

[midnight jackal]

did anyone else have a problem with nvidia gpus where it used yoour integrated graphics instead?

[pseudo thistle]

idk it usually takes a while for them to release patch notes

[random vault]

hi doomers

[azure oriole]

Huh, 2 gb update for eternal

[sullen pine]

Wait what?

They update eternal?

[random vault]

hi lego doom man

[azure oriole]

Idk what it is, but it's probably nothing to get hyped over

[sacred tartan]

helo

[random vault]

TAG3

[sacred tartan]

fixes are always nice

[pseudo thistle]

no, horde mode 3

[sullen pine]

Hi TMG

[sacred tartan]

https://c.tenor.com/kHcmsxlKHEAAAAAM/rock-one-eyebrow-raised-rock-staring.gif

[sullen pine]

It's actually nice that people recognize me

[sullen pine]

[sacred tartan]

co-op update

[random vault]

you are lego and you are the doom man

[pseudo thistle]

they added the 2005 doom movie

[random vault]

🤯

[sacred tartan]

the one with the rock is way better

[pseudo thistle]

The 2005 one is the one with the rock

[sacred tartan]

is it

[random vault]

*insert the exact rock gif you posted *

[sacred tartan]

i thought it was the newer one

[sullen pine]

Best update ever

[pseudo thistle]

No the newer one sucks ass

[azure oriole]

the future depends on what we do today

(the old one was kinda bad too)

[sacred tartan]

it had the rock

[pseudo thistle]

well yeah both suck

[azure oriole]

That's not something to brag about.

[random vault]

wash your balls

[sacred tartan]

the rock makes movies better

[pseudo thistle]

so? An actor doesn’t make a movie good, as Nintendo will soon learn

[sullen pine]

I've come to make an announcement:
I never watched the doom movies

[azure oriole]

A good actor can make a movie good. The Rock ain't it.

The man plays the same fucking character in every single movie he's in.

[pseudo thistle]

the rock isn’t a bad actor imo, but definitely not good enough to salvage doom 2005

[azure oriole]

And it sucks because, fucking, Karl Urban? He'd make a good Doomguy. But not like this. Not like this.

[midnight jackal]

can someone help

[pseudo thistle]

Chris Pratt is pretty good imo, but the man should not be Mario

[sacred tartan]

with what

[midnight jackal]

why is the game using my radeon graphics and not my rtx 3050ti

[sullen pine]

Who thought a doom movie is a good idea?

[sacred tartan]

lmao

[midnight jackal]

every other game uses the 3050ti

[sullen pine]

Because

[pseudo thistle]

Hollywood executives who saw a popular series and said “Oh I can do better than that!”

[sacred tartan]

try checking the settings for quality

[azure oriole]

doesn't put demons in the movie about demons

[sacred tartan]

so you can use your rtx

[pseudo thistle]

if you want to know why video game movies are often so bad, watch Ted Nivison’s recent video

[azure oriole]

^^^

I do want to say though I consider Super Mario Bros. 1993 to be a guilty pleasure of mine.

[pseudo thistle]

he mentions doom 2005 iirc

[sullen pine]

There are good video game movies some times, for example sonic

[pseudo thistle]

yeah it’s a cult classic

[midnight jackal]

i did but idk what to press there

[sacred tartan]

the puke emoji is an emoji giving shrek head

[azure oriole]

He does, yeah.

[pseudo thistle]

Watch the video to see him say the exact same goddamn thing
♻️

[wary totem]

wait theres a doom movie

[sacred tartan]

2

[azure oriole]

It's so fucked lol.
Doom 2005: "Let's make Doom but without demons"
Doom Annihilation: "Let's make Doom but without Doomguy"

[pseudo thistle]

and with only like 2 references to the source material

[sacred tartan]

we need a doom movie with a doom slayer and demons

and an actual good story

[pseudo thistle]

or
we could not
Doom works much better as a game

[azure oriole]

Wanna specify, Annihilation having a female protagonist is not why the movie sucks. I'd love a female Doomguy, that could be awesome. But she wasn't a Doomguy, she was a boring bland protagonist with nothing interesting about her.

[sacred tartan]

female doomguy is samus basically

[pseudo thistle]

the BFG in that movie was weaker than the fucking combat shotgun

[azure oriole]

A Metroid movie would kinda fuck though.

[brittle quest]

Go to the graphics settings in windows and select DOOMEternalx64xvk.exe. Then set it to high performance.

[azure oriole]

I'd be up for a Metroid movie.

[pseudo thistle]

Metroid is hella good but I’d be worried because, well, Nintendo

[midnight jackal]

already tried and it still didnt work

[sullen pine]

Future doom movie: "let's make doom but make it 3+"

[sacred tartan]

they might have chris pratt as samus

[pseudo thistle]

no iirc it was like the microwave beam

[brittle quest]

https://www.reddit.com/r/Doom/comments/g45luc/multiple_gpus_and_doom_eternal/

[sullen pine]

Chris Pratt as doom guy

[azure oriole]

Anyway the moral of the story is unless you're making supplementary material a Doom movie inherently will not be as good as just playing a Doom game because Doom's experience is defined by its immersion and standing in as Doomguy.

[pseudo thistle]

actually wait, we do have an example of what a Metroid movie would be, Other M

[sacred tartan]

it would be funny if ryan reynolds was doom guy

[azure oriole]

Oh God

[pseudo thistle]

Ryan reynolds as samur

[brittle quest]

It is asinine beyond comprehension how a major fix of the game has 6 upvotes yet a random meme has 3,5 k.

[azure oriole]

Doom subreddit Blows

[brittle quest]

I wholeheartedly agree.

[sacred tartan]

for real, i think kaley cuoco would be a great samus

[pseudo thistle]

constant year 1

[azure oriole]

Doomguy already is bisexual.

[pseudo thistle]

nah he’d probably be ace, right? cuz he doesn’t give 2 shits

[azure oriole]

Listen, I think I'm confident in saying I'm probably the most knowledgable person on Doom's story and lore short of the developers themselves. So trust me when I say Doomguy likes men.

[pseudo thistle]

basedguy

[slow sigil]

cough cough cultist base codex entry cough cough

[azure oriole]

Nah Doomguy's not my type.

[azure oriole]

Fucking fake fans don't know how to read between the lines.

[pseudo thistle]

L

[brittle quest]

\

[pseudo thistle]

what’s this codex about?

[azure oriole]

It seems you all forgot Samuel Hayden's hidden dialogue: "I see... it seems you like men, Slayer."

(that's all he says, he says it completely unwarranted)

[slow sigil]

Cultist base
And a part that says doomguy and ranak had "close relationships" or something

[pseudo thistle]

it has a 1 in 7.5 trillion chance to replace one of the “the icon of sin grows stronger the longer he is on earth”