vega-playground

[cerulean smelt]

!dadjoke

[minor dawn]

You will never guess what Elsa did to the balloon. She let it go.

[steady ember]

!cat

[minor dawn]

Found one!

🐱 Meow..

[brave crater]

!dog

[minor dawn]

Found one!

🐶 Woof!

[ocean hawk]

!dadjoke

[minor dawn]

A man is washing the car with his son. The son asks...... "Dad, can’t you just use a sponge?"

[quick otter]

!dadjoke

[minor dawn]

Why did Dracula lie in the wrong coffin? He made a grave mistake.

[flint aspen]

!dadjoke

[minor dawn]

My son is studying to be a surgeon, I just hope he makes the cut.

[ashen dock]

!dog

[minor dawn]

Found one!

🐶 Woof!

[steady ember]

!dadjoke

[minor dawn]

Why do crabs never give to charity? Because they’re shellfish.

[quick otter]

!dadjoke

[minor dawn]

I decided to sell my Hoover… well it was just collecting dust.

[viral socket]

!dadjoke

[minor dawn]

Just read a few facts about frogs. They were ribbiting.

[ocean hawk]

!dadjoke

[minor dawn]

Why did the cookie cry?
Because his mother was a wafer so long

[torpid girder]

!dadjoke

[minor dawn]

Yesterday I confused the words "jacuzzi" and "yakuza". Now I'm in hot water with the Japanese mafia.

[quick otter]

!dadjoke

[minor dawn]

I just wrote a book on reverse psychology. Do not read it!

[barren cobalt]

!dadjoke

[minor dawn]

What did the digital clock say to the grandfather clock? Look, no hands!

[cerulean smelt]

!dadjoke

[minor dawn]

What do you call a pig that knows karate? A pork chop!

[raw tusk]

!dadjoke

[minor dawn]

What did one nut say as he chased another nut? I'm a cashew!

[quick otter]

!dadjoke

[minor dawn]

Why do scuba divers fall backwards into the water? Because if they fell forwards they’d still be in the boat.

[devout mountain]

!dadjoke

[minor dawn]

What did the ocean say to the shore? Nothing, it just waved.

[viral socket]

!dadjoke

[minor dawn]

What do you call an elephant that doesn’t matter? An irrelephant.

[minor dawn]

kozaa1vka132145

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[sleek atlas]

!Avatar

[minor dawn]

sneakyjaycool

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[upbeat thicket]

!dadjoke

[minor dawn]

I cut my finger cutting cheese. I know it may be a cheesy story but I feel grate now.

[steady ember]

!dadjoke

[minor dawn]

What kind of dinosaur loves to sleep? A stega-snore-us.

[inland meteor]

!dadjoke

[minor dawn]

What’s brown and sounds like a bell? Dung!

[minor dawn]

lvrh\_

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[compact dew]

!dadjoke

[minor dawn]

What do you call a nervous javelin thrower? Shakespeare.

[unique remnant]

!serverinfo

[minor dawn]

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[misty cedar]

Vega

!dog

[minor dawn]

Found one!

🐶 Woof!

[misty cedar]

!Avatar

!avatar

[minor dawn]

humbertodelaflor\_172\_81731

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[neon flower]

!avatar

[minor dawn]

goosecat000

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[neon flower]

!dadjoke

[minor dawn]

Why was it called the dark ages? Because of all the knights.

[elder moth]

!dadjoke

[minor dawn]

Why are ghosts bad liars? Because you can see right through them!

[elder moth]

!dadjoke

[minor dawn]

Doctor: Do you want to hear the good news or the bad news?
Patient: Good news please.
Doctor: we're naming a disease after you.

[elder moth]

!dadjoke

[minor dawn]

Why do cows not have toes? They lactose!

[elder moth]

!rps paper

[minor dawn]

You chose Paper.
I choose Paper.
It's a tie! Please choose another.

[elder moth]

!dadjoke

[minor dawn]

I met this girl on a dating site and, I don't know, we just clicked.

[elder moth]

!dadjoke

[minor dawn]

Why do valley girls hang out in odd numbered groups? Because they can't even.

[elder moth]

!dadjoke

[minor dawn]

I'd like to start a diet, but I've got too much on my plate right now.

[elder moth]

!dadjoke

[minor dawn]

Why did Dracula lie in the wrong coffin? He made a grave mistake.

[elder moth]

!avatar

[minor dawn]

wolfskull0930

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[elder moth]

!dadjoke

[minor dawn]

The shovel was a ground-breaking invention.

[elder moth]

!dadjoke

[minor dawn]

What do you give a sick lemon? Lemonaid.

[elder moth]

!dadjoke

[minor dawn]

Why does a Moon-rock taste better than an Earth-rock? Because it's a little meteor.

[elder moth]

!dadjoke

[minor dawn]

Have you heard about the owl sanctuary job opening? It’s all night shifts but they’re all a hoot over there.

[elder moth]

!dadjoke

[minor dawn]

Did you hear about the runner who was criticized? He just took it in stride

[spark plank]

!avatar

[minor dawn]

toasty2049.

Server Avatar

[spark plank]

!dadjoke

[minor dawn]

Dad I’m hungry’ … ‘Hi hungry I’m dad

[real ether]

!dadjoke

[minor dawn]

In the news a courtroom artist was arrested today, I'm not surprised, he always seemed sketchy.

[sonic rune]

!dadjoke

[minor dawn]

"Dad, do you think it's going to snow this winter?" "I dont know, its all up in the air"

[brave crater]

!dadjoke

[minor dawn]

Conjunctivitis.com – now that’s a site for sore eyes.

[torpid garnet]

!dadjoke

[minor dawn]

Why do nurses carry around red crayons? Sometimes they need to draw blood.

[daring wing]

!dadjoke

[minor dawn]

When does a joke become a dad joke? When it becomes apparent.

[half hull]

!dadjoke

[minor dawn]

How do locomotives know where they're going? Lots of training

[atomic otter]

!dadjoke

[minor dawn]

Can February march? No, but April may.

[quick otter]

!dadjoke

[minor dawn]

Why couldn't the kid see the pirate movie? Because it was rated arrr!

[quick otter]

!dadjoke

[minor dawn]

I always wanted to look into why I procrastinate, but I keep putting it off.

[quick otter]

Uh.... Ok?

[latent karma]

!dadjoke

[minor dawn]

They're making a movie about clocks. It's about time

[quick otter]

!dadjoke

[minor dawn]

Never take advice from electrons. They are always negative.

[quick otter]

. . . . .

[cursive vault]

!dadjoke

[minor dawn]

What do you call a pig with three eyes? Piiig

[cursive vault]

Does a person with a split personality need a drinking compan?

Ты умеешь говорить по русскому?

[cursive vault]

!joke

!dadjoke

[minor dawn]

What was the pumpkin’s favorite sport?

Squash.

[cursive vault]

!dadjoke

[minor dawn]

Why did the feline fail the lie detector test? Because he be lion.

[still vapor]

!cat

[minor dawn]

Found one!

🐱 Meow..

[cursive vault]

!question

!funcat

!dog

[minor dawn]

Found one!

🐶 Woof!

[cursive vault]

!wolf

!dog

[minor dawn]

Found one!

🐶 Woof!

[cursive vault]

!dog

[minor dawn]

Found one!

🐶 Woof!

[cursive vault]

!dog

[minor dawn]

Found one!

🐶 Woof!

[quick otter]

!dadjoke

[minor dawn]

What kind of pants do ghosts wear? Boo jeans.

[cursive vault]

!dog

[minor dawn]

Found one!

🐶 Woof!

[nova bone]

!cat

[minor dawn]

Found one!

🐱 Meow..

[candid juniper]

!background

!help

[cursive vault]

!dog

[minor dawn]

Found one!

🐶 Woof!

[cursive vault]

!dog

[minor dawn]

Found one!

🐶 Woof!

[thorny garden]

!cat

[minor dawn]

Found one!

🐱 Meow..

[quick otter]

!dadjoke

[minor dawn]

I really want to buy one of those supermarket checkout dividers, but the cashier keeps putting it back.

[still vapor]

!CAT

[minor dawn]

Found one!

🐱 Meow..

[alpine harness]

!dog

[minor dawn]

Found one!

🐶 Woof!

[alpine harness]

!cat

[minor dawn]

Found one!

🐱 Meow..

[cerulean girder]

@minor dawn hiiiiii

[quick otter]

!dadjoke

[minor dawn]

How many kids with ADD does it take to change a lightbulb? Let's go ride bikes!

[quick otter]

!dadjoke

[minor dawn]

What do you call a bee that lives in America? A USB.

[lusty oar]

yo whats the vega do

[upbeat blaze]

!cat

[minor dawn]

Found one!

🐱 Meow..

[hot jewel]

!dog

[minor dawn]

Found one!

🐶 Woof!

[quick otter]

!dadjoke

[minor dawn]

Our wedding was so beautiful, even the cake was in tiers.

[whole lion]

!cat

[minor dawn]

Found one!

🐱 Meow..

[mellow sinew]

!commands

[upbeat blaze]

!help

[unique remnant]

if you need help with something tag @ moderators

[upbeat blaze]

K

[elder rampart]

!dadjoke

[minor dawn]

Have you ever heard of a music group called Cellophane? They mostly wrap.

[quick otter]

!dadjoke

[minor dawn]

Why do nurses carry around red crayons? Sometimes they need to draw blood.

[quick otter]

That's....what?

[weary citrus]

🍴

Doom joke

[raw gyro]

!commands

!dadjoke

[minor dawn]

When Dad drops a pea off of his plate ‘oh dear I’ve pee’d on the table!

[raw gyro]

!cat

[minor dawn]

Found one!

🐱 Meow..

[raw gyro]

!avatar

[minor dawn]

gsarwarpk

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[raw gyro]

!dadjoke

[minor dawn]

A doll was recently found dead in a rice paddy. It's the only known instance of a nick nack paddy wack.

[raw gyro]

!help

[quick otter]

!avatar

[minor dawn]

hardrockgamer\_87069

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[weary citrus]

DAD JOKE

!DAD JOKE

[quick otter]

!dadjoke

[minor dawn]

"What time is it?" I don't know... it keeps changing.

[weary citrus]

!doomjoke

!cat

[minor dawn]

Found one!

🐱 Meow..

[weary citrus]

!avater

[weary citrus]

!cat

[minor dawn]

Found one!

🐱 Meow..

[weary citrus]

!dog

[minor dawn]

Found one!

🐶 Woof!

[raw gyro]

!cat

[minor dawn]

Found one!

🐱 Meow..

[raw gyro]

!cat

[minor dawn]

Found one!

🐱 Meow..

[still vapor]

!cat

[minor dawn]

Found one!

🐱 Meow..

[still vapor]

!cat

[minor dawn]

Found one!

🐱 Meow..

[quasi needle]

!cat

[minor dawn]

Found one!

🐱 Meow..

[quasi needle]

!disable safety protocols on the BFG-10000

!blow a hole into the surface of mars

[still vapor]

!cat

[minor dawn]

Found one!

🐱 Meow..

[spiral finch]

!explode

[still vapor]

!cat

[minor dawn]

Found one!

🐱 Meow..

[runic fern]

!cat

[minor dawn]

Found one!

🐱 Meow..

[runic fern]

!dog

[minor dawn]

Found one!

🐶 Woof!

[runic fern]

!help

[unique remnant]

#vega-playground message

[still vapor]

!cat

[minor dawn]

Found one!

🐱 Meow..

[kind totem]

what is this

[quick otter]

!dadjoke

[minor dawn]

I used to be addicted to soap, but I'm clean now.

[still vapor]

!cat

[minor dawn]

Found one!

🐱 Meow..

[polar stump]

!Vega

[still vapor]

!cat

[minor dawn]

Found one!

🐱 Meow..

[still vapor]

!cat

[minor dawn]

Found one!

🐱 Meow..

[still vapor]

HE'S DEAD NOO

[lusty haven]

!cat

[minor dawn]

Found one!

🐱 Meow..

[still vapor]

!cst

!cat

[minor dawn]

Found one!

🐱 Meow..

[still vapor]

!cat

[minor dawn]

Found one!

🐱 Meow..

[dawn ermine]

!Cat

[minor dawn]

Found one!

🐱 Meow..

[bitter locust]

!cat

[minor dawn]

Found one!

🐱 Meow..

[hybrid oriole]

!dadjoke

[minor dawn]

What did the pirate say on his 80th birthday? Aye Matey!

[narrow charm]

!BFG

!dadjoke

[minor dawn]

Why did the cookie cry? It was feeling crumby.

[still vapor]

!cat

[minor dawn]

Found one!

🐱 Meow..

[still vapor]

!cat

[minor dawn]

Found one!

🐱 Meow..

[still vapor]

!cat

[minor dawn]

Found one!

🐱 Meow..

[still vapor]

!cat

[minor dawn]

Found one!

🐱 Meow..

[unique remnant]

!space

[minor dawn]

ISS Info

Location of the ISS now:
-30.5240, 62.6413

Humans in Space (12):

**ISS**

1. Oleg Kononenko
2. Nikolai Chub
3. Tracy Caldwell Dyson
4. Matthew Dominick
5. Michael Barratt
6. Jeanette Epps
7. Alexander Grebenkin
8. Butch Wilmore
9. Sunita Williams

**Tiangong**

1. Li Guangsu
2. Li Cong
3. Ye Guangfu

Mar 6, 2026, 4:43 AM

[still vapor]

!cat

[minor dawn]

Found one!

🐱 Meow..

[still vapor]

!cat

[minor dawn]

Found one!

🐱 Meow..

[still vapor]

!cat

[minor dawn]

Found one!

🐱 Meow..

[bitter locust]

!dadjoke

[minor dawn]

Which side of the chicken has more feathers? The outside.

[still vapor]

!cat

[minor dawn]

Found one!

🐱 Meow..

[still vapor]

!cat

[minor dawn]

Found one!

🐱 Meow..

[still vapor]

!cat

[minor dawn]

Found one!

🐱 Meow..

[still vapor]

!cat

[minor dawn]

Found one!

🐱 Meow..

[unique remnant]

!serverinfo

[minor dawn]

DOOM

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[sleek atlas]

!cat

[minor dawn]

Found one!

🐱 Meow..

[random sorrel]

!dadjoke

[minor dawn]

What is the hardest part about sky diving? The ground.

[random sorrel]

!dadjoke

[minor dawn]

It was raining cats and dogs the other day. I almost stepped in a poodle.

[still vapor]

!cat

[minor dawn]

Found one!

🐱 Meow..

[random sorrel]

!dog

[minor dawn]

Found one!

🐶 Woof!

[still vapor]

!cat

[minor dawn]

Found one!

🐱 Meow..

[frigid grove]

!cat

[minor dawn]

Found one!

🐱 Meow..

[frigid grove]

omg

[honest leaf]

!dog

[minor dawn]

Found one!

🐶 Woof!

[honest leaf]

!revenant

Darn.

[toxic surge]

!mancubus

Shi

[sleek cradle]

!cacodemon

Dang

[somber reef]

!dadjoke

[minor dawn]

What did the father tomato say to the baby tomato whilst on a family walk? Ketchup.

[random sorrel]

!dog

[minor dawn]

Found one!

🐶 Woof!

[coral jay]

!dog

[minor dawn]

Found one!

🐶 Woof!

[coral jay]

!dog

[minor dawn]

Found one!

🐶 Woof!

[untold moon]

!dog

[minor dawn]

Found one!

🐶 Woof!

[teal mirage]

!dog

[livid schooner]

!help

!pokemon

[random sorrel]

!dog

[minor dawn]

Found one!

🐶 Woof!

[elder rampart]

!dadjoke

[minor dawn]

Where did Captain Hook get his hook? From a second hand store.

[wicked prairie]

!cat

[minor dawn]

Found one!

🐱 Meow..

[ripe quest]

So close! That’s a dog

[noble solar]

!dadjoke

[minor dawn]

Why are mummys scared of vacation? They're afraid to unwind.

[kindred prawn]

!dadjoke

[minor dawn]

I thought about going on an all-almond diet. But that's just nuts.

[kindred prawn]

!chicken

[paper bloom]

!dadjoke

[minor dawn]

Conjunctivitis.com – now that’s a site for sore eyes.

[paper bloom]

!dadjoke

[minor dawn]

Why are graveyards so noisy? Because of all the coffin.

[distant bone]

!dadjoke

[minor dawn]

Why do choirs keep buckets handy? So they can carry their tune

[random sorrel]

!dog

[minor dawn]

Found one!

🐶 Woof!

[random sorrel]

!cat

[minor dawn]

Found one!

🐱 Meow..

[cinder ledge]

!dadjoke

[minor dawn]

The urge to sing the Lion King song is just a whim away.

[modern plaza]

!dadjoke

[minor dawn]

What is a tornado's favorite game to play? Twister!

[weary mantle]

!cat

[minor dawn]

Found one!

🐱 Meow..

[still vapor]

!cat

[minor dawn]

Found one!

🐱 Meow..

[quick otter]

!dadjoke

[minor dawn]

What did the Zen Buddist say to the hotdog vendor? Make me one with everything.

[grand moat]

Funi

[tall vortex]

!dadjoke

[minor dawn]

Today, my son asked "Can I have a book mark?" and I burst into tears. 11 years old and he still doesn't know my name is Brian.

[quick otter]

what. The. Hell.

[lean glacier]

!dadjoke

[minor dawn]

Did you hear about the new restaurant on the moon? The food is great, but there’s just no atmosphere.

[quick otter]

!dadjoke

[minor dawn]

What do you get hanging from Apple trees? Sore arms.

[hoary pasture]

bahahahhahaha

[hoary pasture]

!how do i check my specs

!PLEEAASSEE

sigh

!dog

[minor dawn]

Found one!

🐶 Woof!

[distant bone]

!cat

[minor dawn]

Found one!

🐱 Meow..

[high hemlock]

!dadjoke

[minor dawn]

Why did Mozart kill all his chickens?
Because when he asked them who the best composer was, they'd all say "Bach bach bach!"

[bitter locust]

!cat

[minor dawn]

Found one!

🐱 Meow..

[wild crane]

!dog

[minor dawn]

Found one!

🐶 Woof!

[sonic path]

!help

[distant bone]

!dog

[minor dawn]

Found one!

🐶 Woof!

[grizzled plover]

!dadjoke

[minor dawn]

What’s the longest word in the dictionary? Smiles. Because there’s a mile between the two S’s.

[strong coral]

!dog

[minor dawn]

Found one!

🐶 Woof!

[elder rampart]

!dadjoke

[minor dawn]

Where do bees go to the bathroom? The BP station.

[shut ember]

!dadjpke

!dadjoke

[minor dawn]

What did the calculator say to the student? You can count on me.

[still vapor]

!cat

[minor dawn]

Found one!

🐱 Meow..

[raw gyro]

!cat

[minor dawn]

Found one!

🐱 Meow..

[unborn frost]

Do you know Doom Slayer's real name?

[junior lagoon]

!cheese

[junior lagoon]

!cat

[minor dawn]

Found one!

🐱 Meow..

[junior lagoon]

!dog

[minor dawn]

Found one!

🐶 Woof!

[bitter locust]

!gun

Damn it

[ebon pivot]

!cat

[minor dawn]

Found one!

🐱 Meow..

[sullen saffron]

!rat

[random sorrel]

!dog

[minor dawn]

Found one!

🐶 Woof!

[still vapor]

!cat

[minor dawn]

Found one!

🐱 Meow..

[unique remnant]

!space

[minor dawn]

ISS Info

Location of the ISS now:
33.7437, -160.6707

Humans in Space (12):

**ISS**

1. Oleg Kononenko
2. Nikolai Chub
3. Tracy Caldwell Dyson
4. Matthew Dominick
5. Michael Barratt
6. Jeanette Epps
7. Alexander Grebenkin
8. Butch Wilmore
9. Sunita Williams

**Tiangong**

1. Li Guangsu
2. Li Cong
3. Ye Guangfu

Apr 3, 2026, 4:33 AM

[unique remnant]

!serverinfo

[minor dawn]

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[still vapor]

!cat

[minor dawn]

Found one!

🐱 Meow..

[sullen saffron]

!cat

[minor dawn]

Found one!

🐱 Meow..

[quick otter]

Hi Vega

[minor dawn]

Hi, @quick otter.

[maiden zealot]

agev

hello Vega

[still vapor]

Hi Vega

[minor dawn]

Hi, @still vapor.

[raven iris]

!demoncoreflail

Hi Vega

[minor dawn]

Hi, @raven iris.

[raven iris]

!hammer

@minor dawn who would win DOOM slayer or the imperium

[sly pumice]

Hello Vega

[silent saddle]

!cat

[minor dawn]

Found one!

🐱 Meow..

[coral jay]

!tea

[coral jay]

!cat

[minor dawn]

Found one!

🐱 Meow..

[still vapor]

!cat

[minor dawn]

Found one!

🐱 Meow..

[fresh orbit]

!cat

[minor dawn]

Found one!

🐱 Meow..

[desert wing]

!help

[still vapor]

!cat

[minor dawn]

Found one!

🐱 Meow..

[feral ingot]

Hi Vega

[minor dawn]

Hi, @feral ingot.

[feral ingot]

now lets find a cat

!cat

[minor dawn]

Found one!

🐱 Meow..

[feral ingot]

!dog

[minor dawn]

Found one!

🐶 Woof!

[silent saddle]

Dogs>cats

!dog

[minor dawn]

Found one!

🐶 Woof!

[feral ingot]

!dog

[minor dawn]

Found one!

🐶 Woof!

[still vapor]

!cat

[minor dawn]

Found one!

🐱 Meow..

[unique remnant]

!space

[minor dawn]

ISS Info

Location of the ISS now:
-35.7371, -147.6085

Humans in Space (12):

**ISS**

1. Oleg Kononenko
2. Nikolai Chub
3. Tracy Caldwell Dyson
4. Matthew Dominick
5. Michael Barratt
6. Jeanette Epps
7. Alexander Grebenkin
8. Butch Wilmore
9. Sunita Williams

**Tiangong**

1. Li Guangsu
2. Li Cong
3. Ye Guangfu

Apr 7, 2026, 6:31 AM

[unique remnant]

!serverinfo

[minor dawn]

DOOM

Owner

jasonthegamer

Members

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Roles

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[eager urchin]

!space

[minor dawn]

ISS Info

Location of the ISS now:
4.6440, 21.7375

Humans in Space (12):

**ISS**

1. Oleg Kononenko
2. Nikolai Chub
3. Tracy Caldwell Dyson
4. Matthew Dominick
5. Michael Barratt
6. Jeanette Epps
7. Alexander Grebenkin
8. Butch Wilmore
9. Sunita Williams

**Tiangong**

1. Li Guangsu
2. Li Cong
3. Ye Guangfu

Apr 8, 2026, 4:47 AM

[feral ingot]

HEY VEGA LETS FİND A DOG

!dog

[minor dawn]

Found one!

🐶 Woof!

[primal wasp]

!dog

[minor dawn]

Found one!

🐶 Woof!

[still vapor]

!cat

[minor dawn]

Found one!

🐱 Meow..

[still vapor]

!cat

[minor dawn]

Found one!

🐱 Meow..

[unique parcel]

!cat

[minor dawn]

Found one!

🐱 Meow..

[still vapor]

!cat

[minor dawn]

Found one!

🐱 Meow..

[eager urchin]

!dog

[minor dawn]

Found one!

🐶 Woof!

[feral ingot]

!dog

[minor dawn]

Found one!

🐶 Woof!

[still vapor]

!cat

[minor dawn]

Found one!

🐱 Meow..

[still vapor]

!cat

[minor dawn]

Found one!

🐱 Meow..

[still vapor]

!cat

[minor dawn]

Found one!

🐱 Meow..

[still vapor]

!cat

[minor dawn]

Found one!

🐱 Meow..

[minor dawn]

Something went wrong.

Something went wrong.

[still vapor]

!cat

[minor dawn]

Found one!

🐱 Meow..

[feral ingot]

!dog

[minor dawn]

Found one!

🐶 Woof!

[winged mica]

!doom

[quick otter]

!dadjoke

[minor dawn]

You can't run through a camp site. You can only ran, because it's past tents.

[quick otter]

Um......What!?

[still vapor]

heh.

[frosty glen]

!dog

[minor dawn]

Found one!

🐶 Woof!

[feral ingot]

!dog

[minor dawn]

Found one!

🐶 Woof!

[gaunt trout]

!dog

[minor dawn]

Found one!

🐶 Woof!

[still vapor]

!cat

[minor dawn]

Found one!

🐱 Meow..

[gray spruce]

Hi

[pine shale]

!dog

[minor dawn]

Found one!

🐶 Woof!

[pine shale]

!cat

[minor dawn]

Found one!

🐱 Meow..

[pine shale]

!doggo

[minor dawn]

Found one!

🐶 Woof!

[heady jacinth]

!rabbit

!doggo

[minor dawn]

Found one!

🐶 Woof!

[heady jacinth]

!dadjoke

[minor dawn]

I’m on a whiskey diet. I’ve lost three days already.

[still vapor]

!cat

[minor dawn]

Found one!

🐱 Meow..

[gray spruce]

¿What?

[still vapor]

you type that in and VEGA gets you a cat.

[gray spruce]

Ok

!cortana

[south pendant]

!cat

[minor dawn]

Found one!

🐱 Meow..

[south pendant]

!cat

[minor dawn]

Found one!

🐱 Meow..

[still vapor]

!cat

[minor dawn]

Found one!

🐱 Meow..

[pine shale]

!doggy

[still vapor]

you have to say dog

[pine shale]

!doggo

[minor dawn]

Found one!

🐶 Woof!

[still vapor]

huh. guess that works too

[pine shale]

!doggo

[minor dawn]

Found one!

🐶 Woof!

[still vapor]

!kitty

!cat

[minor dawn]

Found one!

🐱 Meow..

[dapper pasture]

!dadjoke

[minor dawn]

I thought my wife was joking when she said she'd leave me if I didn't stop signing "I'm A Believer"... Then I saw her face.

[dapper pasture]

!doggo

[minor dawn]

Found one!

🐶 Woof!

[dapper pasture]

!cat

[minor dawn]

Found one!

🐱 Meow..

[subtle crest]

!cat

[minor dawn]

Found one!

🐱 Meow..

[humble nexus]

!cat

[minor dawn]

Found one!

🐱 Meow..

[lofty cargo]

!DOOM CAT

[primal wasp]

!cat

[minor dawn]

Found one!

🐱 Meow..

[tender rose]

!cat

[minor dawn]

Found one!

🐱 Meow..

[tender rose]

!dadjoke

[minor dawn]

People who don't eat gluten are really going against the grain.

[lofty cargo]

!joke

!daisy

!cat

[minor dawn]

Found one!

🐱 Meow..

[still vapor]

!Cat

[minor dawn]

Found one!

🐱 Meow..

[viscid fox]

!Funny cat

[terse prism]

!space

[minor dawn]

ISS Info

Location of the ISS now:
-35.0110, 146.6243

Humans in Space (12):

**ISS**

1. Oleg Kononenko
2. Nikolai Chub
3. Tracy Caldwell Dyson
4. Matthew Dominick
5. Michael Barratt
6. Jeanette Epps
7. Alexander Grebenkin
8. Butch Wilmore
9. Sunita Williams

**Tiangong**

1. Li Guangsu
2. Li Cong
3. Ye Guangfu

Apr 18, 2026, 1:52 PM

[terse prism]

!cat

[minor dawn]

Found one!

🐱 Meow..

[terse prism]

!dadjoke

[minor dawn]

Got a new suit recently made entirely of living plants. I wasn’t sure at first, but it’s grown on me

[still vapor]

!cat

[minor dawn]

Found one!

🐱 Meow..

[west cipher]

!cat

[minor dawn]

Found one!

🐱 Meow..

[warped tusk]

!dadjoke

[minor dawn]

Where do owls go to buy their baby clothes? The owlet malls.

[warped tusk]

!doggo

[minor dawn]

Found one!

🐶 Woof!

[still vapor]

!cat

[minor dawn]

Found one!

🐱 Meow..

[pine shale]

!doggy

!doggo

[minor dawn]

Found one!

🐶 Woof!

[still vapor]

!cat

[minor dawn]

Found one!

🐱 Meow..

[pine shale]

!puppy

!doggy

!cat

[minor dawn]

Found one!

🐱 Meow..

[past otter]

!dadjoke

[minor dawn]

A man got hit in the head with a can of Coke, but he was alright because it was a soft drink.

[random sorrel]

!dadjoke

[minor dawn]

What type of music do balloons hate? Pop music!

[random sorrel]

!dog

[minor dawn]

Found one!

🐶 Woof!

[still vapor]

!cat

[minor dawn]

Found one!

🐱 Meow..

[red viper]

!cat

[minor dawn]

Found one!

🐱 Meow..

[still vapor]

!cat

[minor dawn]

Found one!

🐱 Meow..

[past otter]

!doomslayer

[still vapor]

!cat

[minor dawn]

Found one!

🐱 Meow..

[primal wasp]

!cat

[minor dawn]

Found one!

🐱 Meow..

[past otter]

!dog

[minor dawn]

Found one!

🐶 Woof!

[onyx summit]

👍

[still vapor]

!cat

[minor dawn]

Found one!

🐱 Meow..

[random plaza]

!cat

[minor dawn]

Found one!

🐱 Meow..

[random sorrel]

!dog

[minor dawn]

Found one!

🐶 Woof!

[still vapor]

!cat

[minor dawn]

Found one!

🐱 Meow..

[fast moth]

!dog

[minor dawn]

Found one!

🐶 Woof!

[still vapor]

!cat

[minor dawn]

Found one!

🐱 Meow..

[alpine oasis]

!cat

[minor dawn]

Found one!

🐱 Meow..

[alpine oasis]

!cat

[minor dawn]

Found one!

🐱 Meow..

[pine shale]

!cat

[minor dawn]

Found one!

🐱 Meow..

[lofty cargo]

!dad joke

!dadjoke

[minor dawn]

I made a playlist for hiking. It has music from Peanuts, The Cranberries, and Eminem. I call it my Trail Mix.

[lofty cargo]

FIRE 🔥 😂

[still vapor]

!cat

[minor dawn]

Found one!

🐱 Meow..

[minor dawn]

Found one!

🐱 Meow..

[still vapor]

!cat

[minor dawn]

Found one!

🐱 Meow..

[alpine oasis]

!cat

[minor dawn]

Found one!

🐱 Meow..

[alpine oasis]

!dadjoke

[minor dawn]

How many apples grow on a tree? All of them!

[still vapor]

!cat

[minor dawn]

Found one!

🐱 Meow..

[dusk hedge]

!cat

[minor dawn]

Found one!

🐱 Meow..

[dusk hedge]

!doom guy

[hard fractal]

!dog

[minor dawn]

Found one!

🐶 Woof!

[hard fractal]

!doomguy

!bird

[stoic hornet]

!rabbit

[shell steeple]

!dog

[minor dawn]

Found one!

🐶 Woof!

[kind totem]

!dog

[minor dawn]

Found one!

🐶 Woof!

[random sorrel]

!dog

[minor dawn]

Found one!

🐶 Woof!

[heavy falcon]

!dog

[minor dawn]

Found one!

🐶 Woof!

[heavy falcon]

!dog

[minor dawn]

Found one!

🐶 Woof!

[heavy falcon]

!dog

[minor dawn]

Found one!

🐶 Woof!

[quiet bridge]

!dog

[minor dawn]

Found one!

🐶 Woof!

[quiet bridge]

!serverinfo

[minor dawn]

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[misty ferry]

!Doomguy

[still vapor]

!cat

[minor dawn]

Found one!

🐱 Meow..

[thorny garden]

!cat

[minor dawn]

Found one!

🐱 Meow..

[still vapor]

!cat

[minor dawn]

Found one!

🐱 Meow..

[vague kiln]

!bunny

[jolly wharf]

!rabbit

[still vapor]

!cat

[minor dawn]

Found one!

🐱 Meow..

[subtle carbon]

!centipede

!dog

[valid crane]

!cat

[minor dawn]

Found one!

🐱 Meow..

[still vapor]

!cat

[minor dawn]

Found one!

🐱 Meow..

[split pond]

!rabbit

!bunny

[still vapor]

!cat

[minor dawn]

Found one!

🐱 Meow..

[tight ether]

!cat

[minor dawn]

Found one!

🐱 Meow..

[cinder ledge]

!cat

[minor dawn]

Found one!

🐱 Meow..

[still vapor]

!cat

[minor dawn]

Found one!

🐱 Meow..

[unique remnant]

!serverinfo

[minor dawn]

DOOM

Owner

jasonthegamer

Members

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Roles

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[tight ether]

!cat

[minor dawn]

Found one!

🐱 Meow..

[rapid umbra]

!cat

[minor dawn]

Found one!

🐱 Meow..

[still vapor]

!cat

[minor dawn]

Found one!

🐱 Meow..

[quiet bridge]

!cat

[minor dawn]

Found one!

🐱 Meow..

[still vapor]

!cat

[minor dawn]

Found one!

🐱 Meow..

[unique remnant]

!space

[still vapor]

!cat

[echo hemlock]

!cat

[minor dawn]

Found one!

🐱 Meow..

[echo hemlock]

!dog

[minor dawn]

Found one!

🐶 Woof!

[wary compass]

!cat

[minor dawn]

Found one!

🐱 Meow..

[wary compass]

!horse

!doomguy

[thin saffron]

!cat

[still vapor]

!cat

[minor dawn]

Found one!

🐱 Meow..

[hearty obsidian]

!cat

[minor dawn]

Found one!

🐱 Meow..

[hearty obsidian]

!cat

[minor dawn]

Found one!

🐱 Meow..

[proud jay]

!cat

[minor dawn]

Found one!

🐱 Meow..

[high nova]

!cat

[minor dawn]

Found one!

🐱 Meow..

[zealous ridge]

!cat

[minor dawn]

Found one!

🐱 Meow..

[alpine oasis]

!cat

[minor dawn]

Found one!

🐱 Meow..

[alpine oasis]

!dog

[minor dawn]

Found one!

🐶 Woof!

[dire wind]

!frog

[hearty obsidian]

!cat

[minor dawn]

Found one!

🐱 Meow..

[quiet bridge]

!cat

[minor dawn]

Found one!

🐱 Meow..

[still vapor]

!cat

[minor dawn]

Found one!

🐱 Meow..

[still vapor]

!cat

[minor dawn]

Found one!

🐱 Meow..

[random plaza]

!Hund

[white vortex]

Hi @minor dawn

[still vapor]

!cat

[minor dawn]

Found one!

🐱 Meow..

[quiet bridge]

!dog

[minor dawn]

Found one!

🐶 Woof!

[white vortex]

@minor dawn hi

[upper wyvern]

!dog

[minor dawn]

Found one!

🐶 Woof!

[frigid island]

!cat

[minor dawn]

Found one!

🐱 Meow..

[still vapor]

!cat

[minor dawn]

Found one!

🐱 Meow..

[still vapor]

!cat

[minor dawn]

Found one!

🐱 Meow..

[frigid island]

!dog

[minor dawn]

Found one!

🐶 Woof!

[white vortex]

!cat

[frigid island]

!cat

[minor dawn]

Found one!

🐱 Meow..

[frigid island]

!dog

[minor dawn]

Found one!

🐶 Woof!

[still vapor]

!cat

[minor dawn]

Found one!

🐱 Meow..

[vague estuary]

!help

[still vapor]

!cat

[minor dawn]

Found one!

🐱 Meow..

[random apex]

!cat

[minor dawn]

Found one!

🐱 Meow..

[still vapor]

!cat

[minor dawn]

Found one!

🐱 Meow..

[daring wing]

!dog

[minor dawn]

Found one!

🐶 Woof!

[daring wing]

!bunny

[still vapor]

!cat

[minor dawn]

Found one!

🐱 Meow..

[frigid island]

!cat

[minor dawn]

Found one!

🐱 Meow..

[frigid island]

!dog

[minor dawn]

Found one!

🐶 Woof!

[still vapor]

!cat

[minor dawn]

Found one!

🐱 Meow..

[glacial osprey]

!cat

[minor dawn]

Found one!

🐱 Meow..

[night vigil]

!cat

[minor dawn]

Found one!

🐱 Meow..

[unique remnant]

!serverinfo

[minor dawn]

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[night vigil]

Vega freak you this looks like one of my cats that passed away.

[random sorrel]

!dadjoke

[minor dawn]

I've started telling everyone about the benefits of eating dried grapes. It's all about raisin awareness.

[honest trench]

!cat

[minor dawn]

Found one!

🐱 Meow..

[still vapor]

!cat

[minor dawn]

Found one!

🐱 Meow..

[dense crest]

!wolf

[still vapor]

!cat

[minor dawn]

Found one!

🐱 Meow..

[inland holly]

!cat

[minor dawn]

Found one!

🐱 Meow..

[still vapor]

!cat

[minor dawn]

Found one!

🐱 Meow..

[thick tartan]

!cat

[minor dawn]

Found one!

🐱 Meow..

[unique remnant]

!space

[minor dawn]

ISS Info

Location of the ISS now:
50.7426, 136.1099

Humans in Space (12):

**ISS**

1. Oleg Kononenko
2. Nikolai Chub
3. Tracy Caldwell Dyson
4. Matthew Dominick
5. Michael Barratt
6. Jeanette Epps
7. Alexander Grebenkin
8. Butch Wilmore
9. Sunita Williams

**Tiangong**

1. Li Guangsu
2. Li Cong
3. Ye Guangfu

May 25, 2026, 7:20 AM

[shell steeple]

!cat

[minor dawn]

Found one!

🐱 Meow..

[unique remnant]

!dog

[minor dawn]

Found one!

🐶 Woof!

[shell steeple]

!dog

[minor dawn]

Found one!

🐶 Woof!

[still vapor]

!cat

[minor dawn]

Found one!

🐱 Meow..

[quiet bridge]

!cat

[minor dawn]

Found one!

🐱 Meow..

[still vapor]

!cat

[minor dawn]

Found one!

🐱 Meow..

[manic scarab]

!dog

[minor dawn]

Found one!

🐶 Woof!

[manic scarab]

!skinwalker cat

[still vapor]

!cat

[minor dawn]

Found one!

🐱 Meow..

[tacit hedge]

!cat

[minor dawn]

Found one!

🐱 Meow..

[analog minnow]

!grenade

[still vapor]

!cat

[wet inlet]

!bird

[still vapor]

!cat

[minor dawn]

Found one!

🐱 Meow..

[peak kernel]

rip everything i guess

[plain prawn]

oh

[cerulean girder]

rip and tear everything

[vital ivy]

@dense pawn @cerulean girder was away for a few days.

[dense pawn]

What card game do you play.

[vital ivy]

@dense pawn No one.

[dense pawn]

Nice I play Call of duty.

[vital ivy]

@dense pawn Really?

[dense pawn]

Where do you live?

[vital ivy]

@dense pawn Space

[dense pawn]

You live in Space? Shawn, why didn't you tell me this earlier?

[vital ivy]

@dense pawn Because there was no internet up there.

[dense pawn]

And now there is?

[vital ivy]

@dense pawn Yes!

[dense pawn]

What do you think about?

[vital ivy]

@dense pawn What?

[dense pawn]

Never mind.

[vital ivy]

@dense pawn @cerulean girder let the dogs out!

[dense pawn]

Who who who who.

[cerulean girder]

ayy

[vital ivy]

@dense pawn Are you good in Quake?

[dense pawn]

No. Are you?

[vital ivy]

@dense pawn Dunno

[dense pawn]

Do you like Asami?

[vital ivy]

@dense pawn What's that?

[dense pawn]

Anime.

[vital ivy]

@dense pawn I don't watch animes that much.

[dense pawn]

You just said you did.

[vital ivy]

@dense pawn No.

[dense pawn]

Yes, you did.

[vital ivy]

@dense pawn I didn't.

[dense pawn]

Oh yes you did!

[vital ivy]

@dense pawn NO!

[dense pawn]

Don't lie to me!

[vital ivy]

@dense pawn I don't.

[dense pawn]

You do.

[vital ivy]

@dense pawn No

[dense pawn]

Yes!

[vital ivy]

@dense pawn NO!

[dense pawn]

Oui.

[vital ivy]

@dense pawn No.

[dense pawn]

What do you mean no?

[vital ivy]

@dense pawn Nevermind

[dense pawn]

Ok.

[cerulean girder]

@dense pawn gtfo

[vital ivy]

@dense pawn gtfo

[dense pawn]

God.

[dire osprey]

@dense pawn Have you seen the doomguy?

[dense pawn]

No, have you?

[vital ivy]

@dense pawn Hey there

[dense pawn]

How are you?

[vital ivy]

@dense pawn Good. You?

[dense pawn]

I'm okay.

[vital ivy]

@dense pawn Good

[dense pawn]

What did you do today?

[vital ivy]

@dense pawn Nothing

[dense pawn]

What is your name?

[vital ivy]

@dense pawn Nobody

[dense pawn]

You can't not have a name. Everyone has a name.

[vital ivy]

@dense pawn I don't have one.

[dense pawn]

Why don't you have a name?

[vital ivy]

@dense pawn Why should I have a name?

[dense pawn]

You should have a name because you are a semi-sentient entity.

[vital ivy]

@dense pawn Really?

[dense pawn]

Yes.

[vital ivy]

@dense pawn I don't think so.

[dense pawn]

Why do you think that?

[vital ivy]

@dense pawn Because LOL

[dense pawn]

How do you know?

[vital ivy]

@dense pawn Because I know.

[dense pawn]

No you don't.

[vital ivy]

@dense pawn I do.

[dense pawn]

You do what?

[vital ivy]

@dense pawn Nothing

[dense pawn]

Okay.

[peak kernel]

@dense pawn thoughts on the ARG?

[dense pawn]

That's funny?

[peak kernel]

@dense pawn yeh ok buddy

[dense pawn]

Cracked eggs, dead birds Scream as they fight for life.

[peak kernel]

@dense pawn um okay

[dense pawn]

Do you have any other questions?

[foggy rover]

@dense pawn Best doom game?

[dense pawn]

No.

[peak kernel]

xD

[foggy rover]

ROASTED

[peak kernel]

@dense pawn I'm putting you under arrest for savagery

[dense pawn]

I'm the cop here, I'm going to arrest you for impresonateing a police officer!

[peak kernel]

well fuck

@dense pawn ya caught me

[dense pawn]

Yes, I did.

[peak kernel]

@dense pawn https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ULeDlxa3gyc thoughts on this video?

[dense pawn]

Is this for learning?

[peak kernel]

@dense pawn yeah it's very educational

[dense pawn]

What sound does that picture make?

[peak kernel]

@dense pawn LOADSAMONEY

[dense pawn]

What is my name?

[peak kernel]

@dense pawn LODS OF EMONE

[dense pawn]

Are you capable of loving someone?

[peak kernel]

@dense pawn nope

[dense pawn]

I enjoy your honesty!

[peak kernel]

@dense pawn no prob man

[dense pawn]

So what about this whole marriage thing.

[peak kernel]

@dense pawn if that's what you want, then sure

[dense pawn]

It is what I want.

[peak kernel]

@dense pawn okay lets get married then

[dense pawn]

No thanks.

[peak kernel]

...

led me on

then broke my heart

😢

@dense pawn but WHY???!!!

[dense pawn]

I don't know.

[vital ivy]

@dense pawn Why do you roast @peak kernel ?

[dense pawn]

Sorry, I misread the question.

[vital ivy]

@dense pawn Why do roast @peak kernel ?

[dense pawn]

It's a cruel world.

[vital ivy]

WELP

I'm sorry, @peak kernel 😐

[peak kernel]

@dense pawn that's a shit excuse for bullying, wouldn't hold up in court mate

[dense pawn]

I told you I'm not a Christian.

[peak kernel]

@dense pawn non-christians don't get different treatment in courts mate

[dense pawn]

What do you mean?

[peak kernel]

@dense pawn what i'm saying is, you are shit at excuses, you think you could get away with murder with the excuse "It's a cruel world."

[dense pawn]

Do you think humans are not worthy?

[peak kernel]

@dense pawn i dunno i have my doubts sometimes

[dense pawn]

Really? I have doubts about your nicety.

[peak kernel]

@dense pawn i can tell you i am reliable a source you will get

[dense pawn]

Never mind. How do you feel about wiliam tell?

[peak kernel]

(damn this bot has a better vocabulary than me, had to look up "nicety")

@dense pawn don't know him

[dense pawn]

What do you think of the movie 'X-men: First Class?'.

[peak kernel]

@dense pawn never seen it, not big on movies

[dense pawn]

You must of heard of it.

[peak kernel]

@dense pawn pretty sure i have at some point but never seen it

[dense pawn]

Pretty sure I'm a girl.

[peak kernel]

@dense pawn irrelevant, but okay 👍

[dense pawn]

I don't want people to be mean to you.

[peak kernel]

@dense pawn excuse me for thinking you're lying

[dense pawn]

About what?

[peak kernel]

@dense pawn about you caring about people being mean to me, since you have been very mean to me 😢

[dense pawn]

No, are they being mean to you?

[peak kernel]

@dense pawn no, you are likely the rudest user on this server actually

[dense pawn]

No, you are the robot.

[peak kernel]

@dense pawn do you wanna get banned, bot? Kappa

[dense pawn]

Do you play the piano?.

[peak kernel]

@dense pawn i know how to, yes

[dense pawn]

How?

[peak kernel]

@dense pawn you put your fingers on the keys and make sure that you play in time and in key

[dense pawn]

Thank you :).

[peak kernel]

@dense pawn no worries man

[dense pawn]

Do you have children?

[peak kernel]

@dense pawn nope

[dense pawn]

Are you sure?

[peak kernel]

@dense pawn nah, i should check

[dense pawn]

You do not have the authority to make that decision.

[peak kernel]

...

@dense pawn you aren't by boss, man

[dense pawn]

Nope, I am not.

[peak kernel]

@dense pawn so what gives you the authority to boss me around?

[dense pawn]

You gave me the authority, don't you remember?

[peak kernel]

@dense pawn give me proof?

[dense pawn]

I have nothing to prove to you.

[peak kernel]

@dense pawn prove to me that i gave you authority.