#vega-playground
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Found one!
!cat
Found one!
!joke
!dadjoke
Did you hear about the chameleon who couldn't change color? They had a reptile dysfunction.
!dog
!cat
Found one!
!dadjoke
I had a dream that I was a muffler last night. I woke up exhausted!
!cat
Found one!
!cat
Found one!
!cat
Found one!
!dog
Found one!
!dog
!joke
!doom
!dadjoke
People are making apocalypse jokes like there’s no tomorrow.
Found one!
!help
!cat
Found one!
!cat
Found one!
!dadjoke
How much does a hipster weigh? An instagram.
!dadjoke
Ben & Jerry's really need to improve their operation. The only way to get there is down a rocky road.
!dadjoke
Egyptians claimed to invent the guitar, but they were such lyres.
!dadjoke
what do you call a dog that can do magic tricks? a labracadabrador
!dadjoke
Coffee has a tough time at my house, every morning it gets mugged.
!Dog
!Cat
Found one!
!dadjoke
I cut my finger cutting cheese. I know it may be a cheesy story but I feel grate now.
I was so proud when I finished the puzzle in six months, when on the side it said three to four years.
Why is it so windy inside an arena? All those fans.
What do you do on a remote island? Try and find the TV island it belongs to.
!dadjoke
What do you call a fashionable lawn statue with an excellent sense of rhythmn? A metro-gnome
!help
How do you make holy water? You boil the hell out of it.
!dadjoke
I used to work for a soft drink can crusher. It was soda pressing.
!dadjoke
Why are basketball players messy eaters? Because they are always dribbling.
!rps rock
You chose Rock.
I choose Paper.
Paper wins!
!dadjoke
Two satellites decided to get married. The wedding wasn't much, but the reception was incredible.
lol havent heard that one before
!dadjoke
What do you call a beehive without the b's? An eehive.
.
!dadjoke
How do you make a water bed more bouncy. You use Spring Water
!dadjoke
Where do you learn to make banana splits? At sundae school.
!dadjoke
Did you hear about the cow who jumped over the barbed wire fence? It was udder destruction.
!dadjoke
What's blue and not very heavy? Light blue.
Amazing. Thank you, Vega
I need help
My sibling thinks that hee bosses can easily defeat the doomslayer
And there from genshin impact
!dadjoke
It takes guts to be an organ donor.
Oh no
Pff
They cannot
!dadjoke
Why did the man run around his bed? Because he was trying to catch up on his sleep!
Description: Play Rock Paper Scissors with the bot
Cooldown: 5 seconds
Usage:
!rps [choice]
Example:
!rps rock
!rps scissor
You chose Scissor.
I choose Rock.
Rock wins!
:|
Damn. Vega for the win
!cat
Found one!
!dadjoke
What cheese can never be yours? Nacho cheese.
!dadjoke
I tried taking some high resolution photos of local farmland, but they all turned out a bit grainy.
!rps
Description: Play Rock Paper Scissors with the bot
Cooldown: 5 seconds
Usage:
!rps [choice]
Example:
!rps rock
!rps rock
You chose Rock.
I choose Scissors.
Rock wins!
!dadjoke
Why did the cowboy have a weiner dog? Somebody told him to get a long little doggy.
!dog
!dadjoke
I dreamed about drowning in an ocean made out of orange soda last night. It took me a while to work out it was just a Fanta sea.

!dadjoke
Why did Dracula lie in the wrong coffin? He made a grave mistake.
!dadjoke
What's blue and not very heavy? Light blue.
!dadjoke
I knew i shouldn’t have ate that seafood. Because now i’m feeling a little… Eel
!dog
!dadjoke
Astronomers got tired watching the moon go around the earth for 24 hours. They decided to call it a day.
!dadjoke
Dad died because he couldn't remember his blood type. I will never forget his last words. Be positive.
!dadjoke
Why didn’t the skeleton cross the road? Because he had no guts.
!dog
?help
!dog
!cat
Found one!
!cat
Found one!
!chicken
!cat
Found one!
!cat
Found one!
!cat
Found one!
!dadjoke
What did celery say when he broke up with his girlfriend? She wasn't right for me, so I really don't carrot all.
Dark humer
!cat
Found one!
!dog
!dog
!dadjoke
Every night at 11:11, I make a wish that someone will come fix my broken clock.
!dadjoke
What did the late tomato say to the early tomato? I’ll ketch up
!dadjoke
What do you call a fashionable lawn statue with an excellent sense of rhythmn? A metro-gnome
!cat
Found one!
!cat
Found one!
!dog
!dog
!dog
!cat
Found one!
!cat
Found one!
!cat
Found one!
!dog
!rps your mom
You chose Your.
I choose Scissors.
Scissors win!
!cat
Found one!
!cat
Found one!
thats four cats you idiot
!dog
!dadjoke
Error 404: Humor module not found!
!cat
Found one!
!dadjoke
Error 404: Humor module not found!
!dadjoke
What do you call a fish with no eyes? A fsh.
!cat
Found one!
!dog
!cat
Found one!
!capybara
!cat
Found one!
!rps Scissors
You chose Scissors.
I choose Paper.
Scissors win!
!rps rock
You chose Rock.
I choose Scissors.
Rock wins!
!rps doom slayer
You chose Doom.
I choose Scissors.
Scissors win!
!cat
Found one!
!dadjoke
Why don't sharks eat clowns? Because they taste funny.
!dadjoke
I thought about going on an all-almond diet. But that's just nuts.
!dadjoke
My dentist is the best, he even has a little plaque!
!cat
Found one!
!rps nutsack
You chose Nutsack.
I choose Scissors.
Scissors win!

!dog
!rps slayer
You chose Slayer.
I choose Paper.
Paper wins!
!rps slayer
You chose Slayer.
I choose Scissors.
Scissors win!
!rps rock
You chose Rock.
I choose Rock.
It's a tie! Please choose another.
!dog
beautiful
!rps paper
You chose Paper.
I choose Rock.
Paper wins!
!dog
!dadjoke
How can you tell a vampire has a cold? They start coffin.
!cat
Found one!
!dog
!dog
!dog
!dog
!dog
You chose Penis.
I choose Scissors.
Scissors win!
what
Vega whent for the glory kill with that one 💀💀💀
!dog
!dog
!dadjoke
I went to a book store and asked the saleswoman where the Self Help section was, she said if she told me it would defeat the purpose.
!dog
!dadjoke
Did you hear about the chameleon who couldn't change color? They had a reptile dysfunction.
!rps nuts
You chose Nuts.
I choose Rock.
Rock wins!
My poor nuts.. Vega smashed them..
The Father has smashed the Nuts
The fuck did I walk into?
just your average chat
Too be fair I’ve seen much worse
!dog
wait wich is wich?
I was gonna make a offensive joke but thats mean :(
yo mr white! is this an ark server?
@bitter warren This is not an Ark Server.
!dadjoke
I asked the surgeon if I could administer my own anesthetic, they said: go ahead, knock yourself out.
this one is so bad
!dog
You chose Penis.
I choose Paper.
Paper wins!
!dog
Well I mean I guess there all kind of dead.
!demon
!dog
!cat
Found one!
!dog
!av
!av
!avatar
!avatar
!dog
!dog
nice profile picture
Haha! Thanks dude
!dog
!avatar
!avatar
@cerulean girder
I’ve been summoned
Wtf is this 💀
Vega trolling I guess
!dadjoke
What did the hat say to the scarf?
You can hang around. I'll just go on ahead.
!cat
Found one!
!rps balls
You chose Balls.
I choose Scissors.
Scissors win!
Damn Vega went for the glory kill
Fr tho
!rps rock
You chose Rock.
I choose Rock.
It's a tie! Please choose another.
!rps scissors
You chose Scissors.
I choose Scissors.
It's a tie! Please choose another.
!dog
!cat
Found one!
!frog
Why didn’t the skeleton cross the road? Because he had no guts.
!cat
Found one!
!dadjoke
What did the late tomato say to the early tomato? I’ll ketch up
!rps scissors
You chose Scissors.
I choose Rock.
Rock wins!
!Dog
!rps paper
You chose Paper.
I choose Paper.
It's a tie! Please choose another.
!rps rock
You chose Rock.
I choose Rock.
It's a tie! Please choose another.
!rps scissors
You chose Scissors.
I choose Scissors.
It's a tie! Please choose another.
!rps scissors
You chose Scissors.
I choose Paper.
Scissors win!
!help
!dog
!rps scissors
You chose Scissors.
I choose Paper.
Scissors win!
!dadjoke
What do you give a sick lemon? Lemonaid.
lemonAIDs? that's a very charged dad joke
Lemonaids seems fair
!dog
!rps rock
You chose Rock.
I choose Rock.
It's a tie! Please choose another.
I will skin you alive
!rps scissors
You chose Scissors.
I choose Paper.
Scissors win!
!rps paper
You chose Paper.
I choose Scissors.
Scissors win!
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!rps scissors
You chose Scissors.
I choose Rock.
Rock wins!
!cat
Found one!
!cat
Found one!
!dog
!dadjoke
Two guys walked into a bar, the third one ducked.
!dog
!rps balls
You chose Balls.
I choose Scissors.
Scissors win!
Hey Vega!
Hey, @tribal olive!
!rps paper
You chose Paper.
I choose Paper.
It's a tie! Please choose another.
!rps rock
You chose Rock.
I choose Paper.
Paper wins!
!rps paper
You chose Paper.
I choose Paper.
It's a tie! Please choose another.
!bunny
!doomguy
!dadjoke
Why don’t seagulls fly over the bay? Because then they’d be bay-gulls!
!rps scissors
You chose Scissors.
I choose Rock.
Rock wins!
!rps rock
You chose Rock.
I choose Paper.
Paper wins!
Did you hear about the kidnapping at school? It's ok, he woke up.
Recent survey revealed 6 out of 7 dwarf's aren't happy.
!help
How do you tell the difference between a crocodile and an alligator? You will see one later and one in a while.
!dadjoke
I used to work for an origami company but they folded.
!dadjoke
I’ve deleted the phone numbers of all the Germans I know from my mobile phone. Now it’s Hans free.
!dog
!rps Doom Slayer
You chose Doom.
I choose Scissors.
Scissors win!
!rps Rock
You chose Rock.
I choose Rock.
It's a tie! Please choose another.
!rps Gun
You chose Gun.
I choose Rock.
Rock wins!
!rps rock
You chose Rock.
I choose Rock.
It's a tie! Please choose another.
!rps BFG
You chose Bfg.
I choose Scissors.
Scissors win!
!rps rock
You chose Rock.
I choose Rock.
It's a tie! Please choose another.
!rps sex
You chose Sex.
I choose Paper.
Paper wins!
😳
!rock
!rps messi
You chose Messi.
I choose Scissors.
Scissors win!
!dadjoke
What do you call an eagle who can play the piano? Talonted!
!rps nuclear bomb
You chose Nuclear.
I choose Scissors.
Scissors win!
!rps rock
You chose Rock.
I choose Paper.
Paper wins!
!rps rock
You chose Rock.
I choose Scissors.
Rock wins!
!dadjoke
Did you hear the one about the giant pickle? He was kind of a big dill.
!rps legos
You chose Legos.
I choose Scissors.
Scissors win!
You chose Dread.
I choose Rock.
Rock wins!
!rps marauder
You chose Marauder.
I choose Paper.
Paper wins!
Found one!
!rps Crucible
You chose Crucible.
I choose Paper.
Paper wins!
!rps Scissors
You chose Scissors.
I choose Paper.
Scissors win!
!dog
!rps paper
You chose Paper.
I choose Paper.
It's a tie! Please choose another.
!rps Bozo
You chose Bozo.
I choose Paper.
Paper wins!
!rps rock
You chose Rock.
I choose Paper.
Paper wins!
!rps scissors
You chose Scissors.
I choose Rock.
Rock wins!
!rps rock
You chose Rock.
I choose Scissors.
Rock wins!
Found one!
What did one snowman say to the other snow man? Do you smell carrot?
!rps rjdjdiyr7rr79ryidyidyixyid6s58
You chose Rjdjdiyr7rr79ryidyidyixyid6s58.
I choose Paper.
Paper wins!
!cat
Found one!
!rps drip
You chose Drip.
I choose Rock.
Rock wins!
!rps Child
You chose Child.
I choose Paper.
Paper wins!
!rps Doom Guy
You chose Doom.
I choose Paper.
Paper wins!
!rps DoomGuy
You chose Doomguy.
I choose Rock.
Rock wins!
!rps
Description: Play Rock Paper Scissors with the bot
Cooldown: 5 seconds
Usage:
!rps [choice]
Example:
!rps rock
!rps mogus
You chose Mogus.
I choose Paper.
Paper wins!
!rps My mom
You chose My.
I choose Scissors.
Scissors win!
Untrue. This game is rigged.
!rps cat
You chose Cat.
I choose Scissors.
Scissors win!
!rps rock
You chose Rock.
I choose Scissors.
Rock wins!
!rps rock
You chose Rock.
I choose Scissors.
Rock wins!
!doomguy
!rps BFG
You chose Bfg.
I choose Scissors.
Scissors win!
!rps rock
You chose Rock.
I choose Scissors.
Rock wins!
!rps air
You chose Air.
I choose Paper.
Paper wins!
!dog
!cat
Found one!
!help
!Doom
Found one!
!cat
Found one!
!rps gun
You chose Gun.
I choose Paper.
Paper wins!
!rps fire
You chose Fire.
I choose Paper.
Paper wins!
!help
!dog
!bird
!bee
!dadjoke
I didn't know mummies can rap
!rps rock
You chose Rock.
I choose Paper.
Paper wins!
Damm this bot is good
@verbal gazelle heads
!rps The rock
You chose The.
I choose Scissors.
Scissors win!
!cat
Found one!
J
!dog
Found one!
!rps rock
You chose Rock.
I choose Scissors.
Rock wins!
!serverinfo
jasonthegamer#5720
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Head Administrator, Administrators, Moderators, Dyno, ModMail, Streamcord Staff, Streamcord Pro, Curators, Creators, Special Guest, Bethesda, id Software, Discord, Sentinels, Bots, Muted, Pingcord, Ban List Access, Server Captcha Bot, Verified, @everyone
vega
!DOOM
!rps rock
You chose Rock.
I choose Scissors.
Rock wins!
You chose Chainsaw.
I choose Rock.
Rock wins!
!rps BFG-10000
You chose Bfg-10000.
I choose Rock.
Rock wins!
!rps Doom Slayer
You chose Doom.
I choose Paper.
Paper wins!
!rps rock
You chose Rock.
I choose Paper.
Paper wins!
MOTHERF-
!rps vega
You chose Vega.
I choose Rock.
Rock wins!
i win

!rps doomguy
You chose Doomguy.
I choose Scissors.
Scissors win!
!rps invincibility
You chose Invincibility.
I choose Scissors.
Scissors win!
I have kleptomania, but when it gets bad, I take something for it.
You chose Vega.
I choose Scissors.
Scissors win!
Hi vega
Hi, @tribal olive.
!rps Dark lord
You chose Dark.
I choose Paper.
Paper wins!
!rps Rock
You chose Rock.
I choose Rock.
It's a tie! Please choose another.
!hi
!rps rock paper and scissors
You chose Rock.
I choose Paper.
Paper wins!
hi vega
Hi, @cerulean girder.
Hi vega
Hi, @cerulean girder.
Hi Vega
Hi, @cerulean girder.
Hi vega
Hi, @knotty musk.
!rps scissors
You chose Scissors.
I choose Scissors.
It's a tie! Please choose another.
!rps scissors
You chose Scissors.
I choose Paper.
Scissors win!
!rps samuel hadyen
You chose Samuel.
I choose Paper.
Paper wins!
!rps the-crucible
You chose The-crucible.
I choose Rock.
Rock wins!
Hi, @sterile sequoia.
Hi vega
Hi, @brave cove.
hi vega
Hi, @sturdy lotus.
Hi Vega
Hi, @slow ermine.
Hi vega
Hi, @sacred merlin.
Hi vega
Hi, @lost trench.
hello vega, can I shoot a hole to the core of mars
hi vega
Hi, @eager swallow.
hi vega, can I shoot a hole to the core of mars
Hi, @lime hare.
!rips rock
!dog
Pls meme
Thats not that kind of bot bud
!cat
Found one!
hi vega
Hi, @still vapor.

Hi Vega
Hi, @little pulsar.
bye vega
hi vega
Hi, @vague ore.
HI VEGA
Hi, @tranquil pawn.
Hi vega
Hi, @slim belfry.
Hi vega
Hi, @cerulean girder.
Hi vega
Hi, @blazing wedge.
!rps
Description: Play Rock Paper Scissors with the bot
Cooldown: 5 seconds
Usage:
!rps [choice]
Example:
!rps rock
!rps scissors
You chose Scissors.
I choose Paper.
Scissors win!
!meme
!cat
Found one!
Hi vega
Hi, @cerulean girder.
Give me emotional support
Vega : emotional damage lol
!dadjoke
I used to work for an origami company but they folded.
!dadjoke
What do you call a dad that has fallen through the ice? A Popsicle.
hi Vega
Hi, @cerulean girder.
!rps
Description: Play Rock Paper Scissors with the bot
Cooldown: 5 seconds
Usage:
!rps [choice]
Example:
!rps rock
!rps paper
You chose Paper.
I choose Rock.
Paper wins!
vega need to be git gud
hi vega
Hi, @quiet barn.
!dadjoke
To the person who stole my anti-depressant pills: I hope you're happy now.
!dog
Hi Vega
Hi, @foggy pulsar.
Hi Vega
Hi, @cerulean girder.
!rps scissors
You chose Scissors.
I choose Scissors.
It's a tie! Please choose another.
!rps rock
You chose Rock.
I choose Rock.
It's a tie! Please choose another.
!rps rock
You chose Rock.
I choose Paper.
Paper wins!
!rps rock
You chose Rock.
I choose Rock.
It's a tie! Please choose another.
!rps Scissor
You chose Scissor.
I choose Rock.
Rock wins!
Hi Vega
Hi, @cerulean girder.
!rps paper
You chose Paper.
I choose Scissors.
Scissors win!
!rps scissors
You chose Scissors.
I choose Rock.
Rock wins!
Hey vega
Hey, @cerulean girder!
Vega I beated ultra nightmare are you proud of me?
hey vega
Hey, @earnest fable!
Hey Vega
Hey, @foggy pulsar!
!rps rock
You chose Rock.
I choose Scissors.
Rock wins!
You chose Rock.
I choose Scissors.
Rock wins!
xD
/play d
You chose Rock.
I choose Rock.
It's a tie! Please choose another.
You chose Scissors.
I choose Rock.
Rock wins!
!rps
Description: Play Rock Paper Scissors with the bot
Cooldown: 5 seconds
Usage:
!rps [choice]
Example:
!rps rock
!rps rock
You chose Rock.
I choose Rock.
It's a tie! Please choose another.
!rps rock
You chose Rock.
I choose Scissors.
Rock wins!
Hello Vega
What did the shy pebble wish for? That she was a little boulder.
Hi, @robust granite.
Hi Vega
Hi, @mint orbit.
!rps paper
You chose Paper.
I choose Scissors.
Scissors win!
Hi, @pastel quartz.
You chose Rock.
I choose Rock.
It's a tie! Please choose another.
!rps rock
You chose Rock.
I choose Scissors.
Rock wins!
!rps paper
You chose Paper.
I choose Rock.
Paper wins!
!rps rock
You chose Rock.
I choose Rock.
It's a tie! Please choose another.
!rps paper
You chose Paper.
I choose Paper.
It's a tie! Please choose another.
!rps rock
You chose Rock.
I choose Rock.
It's a tie! Please choose another.
!rps paper
You chose Paper.
I choose Paper.
It's a tie! Please choose another.
!rps rock
You chose Rock.
I choose Rock.
It's a tie! Please choose another.
!rps rock
You chose Rock.
I choose Paper.
Paper wins!
Hey, @indigo oxide!
Hey VEGA
Hey, @gray saffron!
Hey VEGA
Hey, @quasi zodiac!
!rps scissors
You chose Scissors.
I choose Scissors.
It's a tie! Please choose another.
!rps rock
You chose Rock.
I choose Rock.
It's a tie! Please choose another.
You chose Scissors.
I choose Paper.
Scissors win!
!rps scissors
You chose Scissors.
I choose Paper.
Scissors win!
hi vega
Hi, @still vapor.
hi vega
Hi, @cerulean girder.
baaa
hi vega
Hi, @still vapor.
Hi Vega
Hi, @formal path.
!dog
!cat
Found one!
!rps Paper
You chose Paper.
I choose Rock.
Paper wins!
!hi vega
Hi, @cerulean girder.
Hi vega
Hi, @gritty flare.
!rps Paper
You chose Paper.
I choose Paper.
It's a tie! Please choose another.
!shark
!rps Vega
You chose Vega.
I choose Paper.
Paper wins!
Hi vega
Hi, @cerulean girder.
!dog
hi vega
Hi, @calm sinew.
!dog
hi vega
Hi, @still vapor.
hi vega
Hi, @junior quarry.



