#vega-playground

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Why do you never see elephants hiding in trees? Because they're so good at it.

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!cat

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!cat

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Why do mathematicians hate the U.S.? Because it's indivisible.

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I had a rough day, and then somebody went and ripped the front and back pages from my dictionary. It just goes from bad to worse.

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!dadjoke

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Want to hear a chimney joke? Got stacks of em! First one's on the house

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!rps rock

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You chose Rock.
I choose Scissors.
Rock wins!

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!dadjoke

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Where do rabbits go after they get married? On a bunny-moon.

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!dog

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!rps paper

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You chose Paper.
I choose Scissors.
Scissors win!

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Fuck you vega

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dog

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!rps aplha-particles

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You chose Aplha-particles.
I choose Rock.
Rock wins!

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!rps aplha-particles

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You chose Aplha-particles.
I choose Paper.
Paper wins!

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!cat

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!rps rock

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You chose Rock.
I choose Scissors.
Rock wins!

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!dog

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!rps balls

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You chose Balls.
I choose Rock.
Rock wins!

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ouch

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@storm warren you can't do that

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i just wanted the funny screenshot lol

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How does a dyslexic poet write? Inverse.

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@minor dawn very funny towards dyslexic people

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!rps balls

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You chose Balls.
I choose Scissors.
Scissors win!

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True story MarauderSad

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WHERE DID YOU FIND IT

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Which is the fastest growing city in the world? Dublin'

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!dadjoke

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I tried to write a chemistry joke, but could never get a reaction.

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!dog

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!rps scissors

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You chose Scissors.
I choose Scissors.
It's a tie! Please choose another.

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!rps rock

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You chose Rock.
I choose Paper.
Paper wins!

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!cat

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!rps scissor

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You chose Scissor.
I choose Scissors.
Scissors win!

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Past, present, and future walked into a bar.... It was tense.

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Did you hear about the two thieves who stole a calendar? They each got six months.

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For Valentine's day, I decided to get my wife some beads for an abacus. It's the little things that count.

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I started a new business making yachts in my attic this year...the sails are going through the roof

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!dadjoke

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Why are mummys scared of vacation? They're afraid to unwind.

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!av

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𝔾𝕒𝕪 𝕕𝕠𝕠𝕞 𝕤𝕝𝕒𝕪𝕖𝕣#2090
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!av

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!rps rock

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You chose Rock.
I choose Scissors.
Rock wins!

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!dadjoke

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What did the traffic light say to the car as it passed? "Don't look I'm changing!"

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!dog

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Epic

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vega can give joke plz

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To the guy who invented zero... thanks for nothing.

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I used to be a banker, but I lost interest.

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!dadjoke

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I have kleptomania, but when it gets bad, I take something for it.

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!dadjoke

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My boss told me to have a good day. So I went home...

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!self destruct

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!help

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I don't trust stairs. They're always up to something.

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@umbral boltators

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Didn’t work I’m sorry waltuh aka cre

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:)

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! Borader collie

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!Corgi

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!shibuinu

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!german shepard

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!bloodhound

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Hi Vega!

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Hi, @still vapor.

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What kind of dinosaur loves to sleep? A stega-snore-us.

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What do I look like? A JOKE MACHINE!?

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!dadjoke

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Why was the picture sent to prison? It was framed.

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Hi Vega!

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Hi, @quasi zodiac.

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!help

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!demon

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!dog

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A cannibal is someone who is fed up with people.

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What do you get when you cross a chicken with a skunk? A fowl smell!

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!help

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!pfp

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!pf

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!help

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What do you call a careful wolf? Aware wolf.

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What does a clock do when it's hungry? It goes back four seconds!

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What do you call a bee that lives in America? A USB.

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How do hens stay fit? They always egg-cercise!

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Why is the ocean always blue? Because the shore never waves back.

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!dadjoke

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So, I heard this pun about cows, but it’s kinda offensive so I won’t say it. I don’t want there to be any beef between us.

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!dog

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!hello

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!doom slayer

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@minor dawn What's up?

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alright I really dont understand this here... XD

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They laughed when I said I wanted to be a comedian – they’re not laughing now.

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“Hold on, I have something in my shoe” “I’m pretty sure it’s a foot”

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!dadjoke

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How many bones are in the human hand? A handful of them.

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Just read a few facts about frogs. They were ribbiting.

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Never Trust Someone With Graph Paper...

They're always plotting something.

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I went to the store to pick up eight cans of sprite... when I got home I realized I'd only picked seven up

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!dadjoke

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A man walks into a bar and orders helicopter flavor chips. The barman replies “sorry mate we only do plain”

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Why did the tomato blush? Because it saw the salad dressing.

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!balls

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!dadjoke

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Why did the cookie cry?
Because his mother was a wafer so long

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How come a man driving a train got struck by lightning? He was a good conductor.

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!dadjoke

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Is there a hole in your shoe? No… Then how’d you get your foot in it?

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I burned 2000 calories today, I left my food in the oven for too long.

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!dadjoke

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What did the calculator say to the student? You can count on me.

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!dog

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!dog

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!dog

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Did you know that protons have mass? I didn't even know they were catholic.

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Want to hear a joke about construction? Nah, I'm still working on it.

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If you want a job in the moisturizer industry, the best advice I can give is to apply daily.

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!dadjoke

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I knew a guy who collected candy canes, they were all in mint condition

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Why did the kid throw the clock out the window? He wanted to see time fly!

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Did you hear about the chameleon who couldn't change color? They had a reptile dysfunction.

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How do you find Will Smith in the snow? Look for fresh prints.

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Why do pirates not know the alphabet? They always get stuck at "C".

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I was at the library and asked if they have any books on "paranoia", the librarian replied, "yes, they are right behind you"

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😦 no duck

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How was the snow globe feeling after the storm? A little shaken.

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What animals can vega look for?

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!bunny

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.-. kit

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Why was the broom late for the meeting? He overswept.

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!dog

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My friend told me that pepper is the best seasoning for a roast, but I took it with a grain of salt.

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!hamster

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What did the Dorito farmer say to the other Dorito farmer? Cool Ranch!

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Why did the teddy bear say “no” to dessert? Because she was stuffed.

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!dadjoke

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A cannibal is someone who is fed up with people.

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"Dad, I'm cold."
"Go stand in the corner, I hear it's 90 degrees."

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!cat

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I had a pair of racing snails. I removed their shells to make them more aerodynamic, but they became sluggish.

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Toasters were the first form of pop-up notifications.

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Have you heard of the band 1023MB? They haven't got a gig yet.

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!help

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Writing with a broken pencil is pointless.

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!dog

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What is the difference between ignorance and apathy?

I don't know and I don't care.

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Have you heard about the film "Constipation", you probably haven't because it's not out yet.

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My dentist is the best, he even has a little plaque!

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!dadjoke

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How does a French skeleton say hello? Bone-jour.

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!Daisy

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I heard there was a new store called Moderation. They have everything there

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What’s brown and sounds like a bell? Dung!

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!dog

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What biscuit does a short person like? Shortbread.

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Why did the half blind man fall in the well? Because he couldn't see that well!

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I used to work in a shoe recycling shop. It was sole destroying.

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Why is the ocean always blue? Because the shore never waves back.

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I was going to learn how to juggle, but I didn't have the balls.

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Doctor you've got to help me, I'm addicted to Twitter. Doctor: I don't follow you.

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To be Frank, I'd have to change my name.

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“Doctor, I’ve broken my arm in several places” Doctor “Well don’t go to those places.”

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Dad, can you put my shoes on? I don't think they'll fit me.

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How many hipsters does it take to change a lightbulb? Oh, it's a really obscure number. You've probably never heard of it.

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Why did the house go to the doctor? It was having window panes.

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What kind of bagel can fly? A plain bagel.

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Why did the chicken get a penalty? For fowl play.

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A ghost walks into a bar and asks for a glass of vodka but the bar tender says, “sorry we don’t serve spirits”

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Feeling pretty proud of myself. The Sesame Street puzzle I bought said 3-5 years, but I finished it in 18 months.

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Why was ten scared of seven? Because seven ate nine.

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What’s E.T. short for? He’s only got little legs.

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I gave my friend 10 puns hoping that one of them would make him laugh. Sadly, no pun in ten did.

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Just read a few facts about frogs. They were ribbiting.

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Why didn't the number 4 get into the nightclub? Because he is 2 square.

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What kind of dinosaur loves to sleep? A stega-snore-us.

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Mahatma Gandhi, as you know, walked barefoot most of the time, which produced an impressive set of calluses on his feet.
He also ate very little, which made him rather frail and with his odd diet, he suffered from bad breath.
This made him a super calloused fragile mystic hexed by halitosis.

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If a child refuses to sleep during nap time, are they guilty of resisting a rest?

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Hostess: Do you have a preference of where you sit?
Dad: Down.

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What does a female snake use for support? A co-Bra!

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What did the mountain climber name his son? Cliff.

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How come the stadium got hot after the game? Because all of the fans left.

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What's black and white and read all over? The newspaper.

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What is a vampire's favorite fruit? A blood orange.

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How do you get a baby alien to sleep? You rocket.

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Why was the broom late for the meeting? He overswept.

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What do you call a fly without wings? A walk.

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I gave all my dead batteries away today, free of charge.

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Parallel lines have so much in common. It’s a shame they’ll never meet.

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Why did Mozart kill all his chickens?
Because when he asked them who the best composer was, they'd all say "Bach bach bach!"

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How many seconds are in a year?
12.
January 2nd, February 2nd, March 2nd, April 2nd.... etc

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Why did the cookie cry? It was feeling crumby.

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Why is the new Kindle screen textured to look like paper? So you feel write at home.

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Did you hear about the new restaurant on the moon? The food is great, but there’s just no atmosphere.

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Всем привет

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Where does Fonzie like to go for lunch? Chick-Fil-Eyyyyyyyy.

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Don't tell secrets in corn fields. Too many ears around.

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Q: What did the spaghetti say to the other spaghetti?
A: Pasta la vista, baby!

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A police officer caught two kids playing with a firework and a car battery. He charged one and let the other one off.

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Reversing the car "Ah, this takes me back"

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Thanks for explaining the word "many" to me. It means a lot.

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What do you get when you cross a bee and a sheep? A bah-humbug.

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How do you tell the difference between a crocodile and an alligator? You will see one later and one in a while.

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What do vegetarian zombies eat? Grrrrrainnnnnssss.

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Why do pirates not know the alphabet? They always get stuck at "C".

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Leather is great for sneaking around because it's made of hide.

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I bought shoes from a drug dealer once. I don't know what he laced them with, but I was tripping all day.

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What comands can we use here?

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@minor dawn help

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There's not really any training for garbagemen. They just pick things up as they go.

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How does Darth Vader like his toast? On the dark side.

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ha. ha. ha

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Where do hamburgers go to dance? The meat-ball.

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Why do choirs keep buckets handy? So they can carry their tune

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What are the strongest days of the week? Saturday and Sunday...the rest are weekdays.

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I just got fired from a florist, apparently I took too many leaves.

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How many seconds are in a year?
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Two peanuts were walking down the street. One was a salted.

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The Swiss must've been pretty confident in their chances of victory if they included a corkscrew in their army knife.

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What has three letters and starts with gas? A Car.

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dynoError No facts found, please try again later.

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You chose Rock.
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Paper wins!

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You chose Scissors.
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Rock wins!

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Did you hear about the submarine industry? It really took a dive...

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You chose Rock.
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Paper wins!

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You chose Paper.
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It's a tie! Please choose another.

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Scissors win!

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It was raining cats and dogs the other day. I almost stepped in a poodle.

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What do you call a cow with two legs? Lean beef.

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It was raining cats and dogs the other day. I almost stepped in a poodle.

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If at first you don't succeed, sky diving is not for you!

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Why do pirates not know the alphabet? They always get stuck at "C".

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What kind of music do mummy's like? Rap

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Mountains aren't just funny, they are hill areas

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This morning I was wondering where the sun was, but then it dawned on me.

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