general

[obsidian gate]

Nintendo 64 controller sucks

It made sense when it first came out but like, it’s shit

[empty forum]

https://tenor.com/view/game-cube-startup-bios-nintendo-logo-gif-16680124

[ebon wave]

Screw off

[obsidian gate]

Not only is it not comfortable geometrically, but that tiny little joystick always breaks

why is it three pronged

why cant i use the dpad and stick

just the entirety of golden eye

[empty forum]

I am eating a sandwich:D

[steel night]

@astral mortar your mom kicked me out too. for being too extra with that ass.

[obsidian gate]

Have you ever gone back and tried to play goldeneye? That game is like, oh my Lord

[astral mortar]

krexvar WHAT

[ebon wave]

I know the game is hell with n64 controller and system but

[steel night]

I said let's make sliders with your burger buns

[astral mortar]

Oh how creative

I’m using that from now on

[steel night]

she licked the plate clean if you know what I mean

❤️ sorry I'll stop

[blazing briar]

you sort of remind me of somebody I used to know

[astral mortar]

😭😭

[astral mortar]

Oh who?

[blazing briar]

his name was zank

[obsidian gate]

@blazing briar hey have you herad of tv girl

[steel night]

my mom had a friend named Tammie, she was wild AF

[blazing briar]

I know what you are

[astral mortar]

Thats a fun name

[obsidian gate]

Thievin', stealin', takin' what's not yours
Takin' what's not yours, takin' what's not yours

[empty forum]

sandwich

[blazing briar]

IS THAT DEMONDICE LYRICS???

[ebon wave]

I think microwave died after showing himself

[obsidian gate]

no its a tv girl song

[blazing briar]

Even worse

[obsidian gate]

look at my profile

[blazing briar]

Fortnite battle royal in lobby

[astral mortar]

fortnite

[empty forum]

GameCube is superior.

[steel night]

this chat is demonic because you mention fortnite

[obsidian gate]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/938263655244505121/1204966980365324308/image.png?ex=65d6a7f3&is=65c432f3&hm=75640abc5b8a24c433bc214d31a2412f6cd5a72749ffa11ee6075a6d631d2b2a&

[empty forum]

Uhm this is a Wendy's.

[obsidian gate]

this chat is demonic because your a 6 year old

[ebon wave]

Cool but microwave has died

We have to get a new one

[empty forum]

Rip

[ebon wave]

The warranty hasn’t worn off though

[blazing briar]

Peep dms

[empty forum]

Ha, nerd. Imagine dying

[ebon wave]

So we can get our money back

[astral mortar]

How can you send photos

[obsidian gate]

this doesnt make sense and makes you sound like a creep

[ebon wave]

GameCube stopped being produced a while ago

[steel night]

I used to throw gamecubes into a gutter

[empty forum]

Still working tho:3

[crystal umbra]

They called me the girthworm in college

[ebon wave]

You’re a monster

[ebon wave]

What about the Wii though

[empty forum]

us GameCube WILL find you.

[steel night]

can you imagine the rage a 6yo's girth afforded me?

[obsidian gate]

they call me the ohio in college

[empty forum]

I ate it

Nom nom nom

[astral mortar]

heh #canrelate

[blazing briar]

They didn’t call me anything in college cuz I didn’t talk to other people

[ebon wave]

The Wii can play GameCube games and Wii games. It’s better alternative, and it’s one of Nintendo’s best sellers

Soo you’re not superior

[obsidian gate]

are you sick of me?
would you like to be?
im tryin to tell you something, something that i already said

[empty forum]

I still ate the wii

[obsidian gate]

i like tv girl alo t

[ebon wave]

Ok than eat it back out

[empty forum]

??

[ebon wave]

Reverse eat it

[crystal umbra]

Uhh

[empty forum]

I finished my sandwich

[ebon wave]

Un-eat it

[obsidian gate]

i told you to stop, you shouldnt say this weird ass shit

[crystal umbra]

Draw 4

[steel night]

I didn't type it. Hell did

[blazing briar]

here’s a tv girl lyrics that fits this situation
“now you suck”

[obsidian gate]

TRUE

[empty forum]

Please dont talk about that, It triggers me rlly badly, like to the point of putting myself in danger

[ebon wave]

Ok but what the hell led up to this message I wasn’t paying attention

[steel night]

It was.. the doom

[ebon wave]

THE doom?

[obsidian gate]

i cant say grape but you can say rapist?

[north finch]

eternal?

[ebon wave]

Not a doom?

[obsidian gate]

should i report that

[north finch]

2016?

[blazing briar]

alright get your shit together and act like a normal person now, I think you’ve gotten it out of your system

[steel night]

Oh no I should specify it was the doom eternal.

[north finch]

thanks man

[crystal umbra]

https://tenor.com/view/grapist-gif-19582641

[astral mortar]

i made a particle accelerator for a school project

[ebon wave]

Doom pregnancy test edition?

[crystal umbra]

The grapist

[ebon wave]

Ez no big deal I can do that in a few

[steel night]

We live in a society.

[dense steeple]

Definitely the type of kid to remind the teacher about homework

[obsidian gate]

you have an awful pfp oh my god

[astral mortar]

it was for physics, i was forced

[empty forum]

Yk what, imma go back to the mouse server until this topic is over

Pls no ping

[obsidian gate]

reported it, will be fixed apperently

[steel night]

so what kinda cars do you all drive?

[north finch]

Lier

[blazing briar]

the giant enemy spider

[obsidian gate]

ii hate yoy

[ebon wave]

Wait the particle accelerator or the other message

[north finch]

the awesome flying spider will rise in 2025 🙏

[crystal umbra]

Dodge Avenger

[blazing briar]

man who gives a shit, just take like an hour long break from chat at this point, you’re weird.

[ebon wave]

Weren’t you a cancelled cuphead plane boss that was put in DLC as ground phase 1 boss

[steel night]

you know who gives a shit? the demon you'll be answering to if you keep up this garbage.

[astral mortar]

2002 volkswagen jetta

[obsidian gate]

why you threaten people like your not the one who joked about grape

[astral mortar]

i’d probs drive a ferrari

[north finch]

that was a while ago but I will make my comeback 🙏

[steel night]

I think this person deserves to answer to demons.

[dense steeple]

We as doom players can't be afraid of spiders we have beaten the spider mastermind before

[north finch]

what’s wrong with grape

[steel night]

Anyways I drive a crown victoria.

[north finch]

that’s a good fruit

[obsidian gate]

i think you do for joking about that kinda thing that isnt allowed and causing other stress

[obsidian gate]

not talking about grape

[ebon wave]

Who says I’ve beaten the spider mastermind before

[north finch]

my bad, it was the thing he said wasn’t it?

[steel night]

Joking about what? I don't want to be here. clearly.

[carmine gust]

New subject

[steel night]

You think I woke up and wanted to be here?

[ebon wave]

RES

[north finch]

advice: don’t listen to edgy teenagers

[steel night]

I came here as a favor.

[ebon wave]

RED

[crystal umbra]

Purple?

[steel night]

I am an actual demon.

[ebon wave]

I saw the color change in names and got excited

[north finch]

scared me

[steel night]

I don't need this where I am on question.

[crystal umbra]

Reminds me of a Chevelle song

[blazing briar]

well I’ve experienced things very close to hell in my opinion

[astral mortar]

How do i get a red display name i wnana feel special

[north finch]

doom 3

[ebon wave]

Be an Administrator

[steel night]

I am hell. To even talk to me in person you would need to be drained of all your blood and be under a funeral shroud

[dense steeple]

Was it that bad?

[astral mortar]

Aaaaand how to i become that?

[ebon wave]

Yes

[ebon wave]

You have to

[crystal umbra]

Hell doesn't exist, sillies

[ebon wave]

And then after you have to

[north finch]

nah

[steel night]

I am . Hell

[ebon wave]

And finally

[north finch]

I know it’s disliked, but I’ve never played it

[astral mortar]

Ohh wait sorry i didnt quite get that can you explain it one more time

[blazing briar]

are you genuinely okay? like I’m not trying to be rude, I suffer from psychosis of sorts as well, if you need to talk it out we can

[ebon wave]

No I’ve exhausted my explaining powers for the day you can reroll for random tutorial tomorrow

[steel night]

I am a demon, so yes I am fine.

[north finch]

which demon

[steel night]

I am a Son of Belial.

[obsidian gate]

no

[blazing briar]

okay, well as long as that isn’t a thing that brings you discomfort

[obsidian gate]

doom 3 is good

[steel night]

It's not unusual for me to be unwelcome but I am just a spectator here.

[north finch]

isn’t it the most “non doom like” doom game

what

[astral mortar]

damn it

[crystal umbra]

Fine = fucked up
Insecure
Neurotic and
Emotional
Learned that one in therapy

[obsidian gate]

it isnt

[steel night]

I am just here as a Son of Belial watching and hoping to learn.

[obsidian gate]

the most un doom like would be 2016 and eternal

[north finch]

Oh

[obsidian gate]

the idea its undoom like is history revisionism

[blazing briar]

what do you hope to learn?

[obsidian gate]

the compliants at launch was it was TOO similiar to og doom

[north finch]

well that’ll be fun

[steel night]

I hope to learn how to better be part of humanity

I've chosen such a strong host.

[crystal umbra]

Hello Merlin

[blazing briar]

well hey man I mean we can still talk about this kind of stuff even if it’s real, help you resolve your problems

[north finch]

who

[steel night]

I have no problems . did I come off as having problems?... The host?

Alex

[dense steeple]

How is eternal undoom its fast paced as hell. I can see 2016 being undoom cause it's a bit slow and doom 3 is straight up survival horror from what I hear so that's also not doom like

[blazing briar]

well ,if you ever need help nonetheless, don’t feel afraid to message me

[steel night]

I would enjoy that. Thank you.

[topaz knot]

Hello

[north finch]

I guess there really is no “doom” game

or atleast not any recent ones

[topaz knot]

I bought every single doom game now

[crystal umbra]

Rip

[topaz knot]

Honestly i feel like doom eternal is really doom as it flows like older fast paced arena shooters

[north finch]

I mean

[topaz knot]

It focuses on movement

[north finch]

not wrong

[carmine fulcrum]

Doom is boom

[steel night]

I must go now. until later

[old solar]

I mean
Doom Eternal is more movement and combat focused rather having puzzles n shit

[topaz knot]

Fax

[carmine fulcrum]

Doom 3 had me hella confused on some parts

[old solar]

although I did enjoy the puzzles in 64

[crystal umbra]

Shroom Eternal

[topaz knot]

Quake 3 for console soon 👀

[north finch]

is quake any good?

[topaz knot]

Hell yeah

[north finch]

alright

[topaz knot]

It's basically just doom multiplayer

[old solar]

reason I only installed Quake is to get the skins out of the way then I uninstall it after

[topaz knot]

Damn

It has a great multiplayer though

[north finch]

I installed it because I thought it looked like half life

[topaz knot]

I've played 1 and 2 since I'm on console

[north finch]

half life was built with quake engine I think

[topaz knot]

Other way around lol

Half life looks like quake

[north finch]

yeah, my bad

fun game though

[old solar]

still wish they would remake Hexen with the same modern stuff they did with Doom

[topaz knot]

Doom battle Royal

[old solar]

Good god no

[topaz knot]

Doom rpg

Open world

[old solar]

No

[north finch]

why

[old solar]

let Doom be Doom

[topaz knot]

Honestly rpg could work

They got weapons,bosses

Maps

[dense steeple]

Doom but it takes place in Hazbin Hotel😭

[topaz knot]

Doom on a calculator

Lego doom

[old solar]

Doom but it takes place in Verbalase's 50k video 💀

[topaz knot]

Doom vs the unknown

[old solar]

You're just making up shit at this point

[topaz knot]

Doomguy vs quake guy

That would be the ultimate fight right there

[crystal umbra]

But can Nicki Minaj's husband play Doom on his ankle monitor?

[topaz knot]

Maybe

[old solar]

Theres no debate on a fight between Doomguy against anybody strong af

[topaz knot]

Doom in vr 👀

[crystal umbra]

Vfr*

[topaz knot]

Doomslayer vs you

[crystal umbra]

Doomslayer, easily

[topaz knot]

Honestly i think you'd win

[crystal umbra]

Only with the controller in my hands

[empty forum]

Lemons. Im eating lemons

Nothing else just raw lemons.

I feel the heartburn and acid reflux sinking in

[karmic zealot]

Yum 🤤

[empty forum]

Tis delicious

[karmic zealot]

Widerly

🤪

[empty forum]

My mouse stole my lemon(pet mouse)

I stole it back tho

[karmic zealot]

Grab le mouse..

Then

Love it to death😁

[blazing briar]

mice are cool

[empty forum]

I gave her some of my lemon

[blazing briar]

was it sour for the mouse

[empty forum]

She kept eating jt

She tried stealing my lemon again
This fucking mouse is just like me.

Shes also angry now bc I forgot I was holding her and my fyp decided
It's thirst trap o clock
So now she's eating a piece of lemon and shaking her tail in anger

No. Just no she deserves a treat

Plus she's a very pretty mouse
Piebald folded ears

[blazing briar]

why are you eating a lemon on its own

[empty forum]

It's yummy

And it's sour

[ebon wave]

Hey soul dude why weren’t you in 2016

[obsidian gate]

wtf

mice are cute

[surreal swallow]

I love mice. Had them as pets for 7 years

[obsidian gate]

https://tenor.com/view/mouse-cute-rat-rub-tiny-gif-23671665

[ebon wave]

It’s good it’s just 2016 UN runs are a lot harder without that occasional assistance

I thought that was cancelled

[blazing briar]

@empty forum this may sound weird but one time I had a life changing set of hallucinations and one of those segments caused me to like mice a lot more than before

[empty forum]

I've had a life changing hallucination before
And it was at school

[ebon wave]

What was it about

[blazing briar]

well it’s not fun, for the most part

[empty forum]

I agree

[obsidian gate]

sometimes i think i hallucinate voices

[blazing briar]

even though it’s hellish, you get a certain sense of comfort, knowing that it can’t get any worse than that moment

[empty forum]

Sucked and ppl bully me about it all the time

Yee

[empty forum]

Some very NSFW stuff 😭

[blazing briar]

the hallucination I had also caused me to really dislike pigs

[empty forum]

Cool

[obsidian gate]

like gore or corn

[ebon wave]

Pigs?

[empty forum]

Corn

[blazing briar]

it would be hard to explain

[obsidian gate]

zoo wee mama

[empty forum]

Not fun. And it makes it worse im hypersexual

[blazing briar]

but it felt like, it was so dirty it was insulting me

[obsidian gate]

i cant tell the difference between hypersexual and just being a teenager ngl

i dont need to know that

[ebon wave]

Both

[obsidian gate]

you can keep that to yourself

[empty forum]

I'm sorry

[obsidian gate]

its probably like@ohio 👽

[empty forum]

Could we maybe switch the topic pls? If not imma leave for a lil bit

[blazing briar]

at first I was frozen, I couldn’t move if I tried, but a family member of mine snapped me out of my stasis, but I still felt like my body wasn’t mine to control for the most part, it felt like it took all the energy in the world just to move a few steps, and I kept muttering gibberish to myself

[ebon wave]

So is it like sleep paralysis?

[blazing briar]

I was awake

[ebon wave]

I know

You are awake in sleep paralysis too

[blazing briar]

well I wasn’t asleep anytime near that time

I think it would be better described as catatonia

[obsidian gate]

your asleep during sleep paralysis you just dream that your awake

thats why its called SLEEP paralysis

[ebon wave]

Aren’t you in between states of sleep and awake during it or am I stupid?

[ebon wave]

Also what you’re describing is false awakenings

You can call me a nerd but you completely misused it

[ebon wave]

Sleep paralysis occurs when you’re awake and your brain believes it’s still in the REM sleep. You have no control over your body, besides maybe the movement of your eyes, and the tips of your fingers. Since your body thinks it’s in the REM stage, you hallucinate. Little to no control over your body, and hallucinations, which is why I asked the question, since those are similar to the experience described.

[ebon wave]

Not mention you cant or anyone close can snap you out of it

Ah messed up

[viscid maple]

What order do I play Doom I, Sigil I, Sigil II, Doom II, and Plutonia in?

[carmine gust]

that's a screenshot

[ebon wave]

Plutonia and that’s it.

[viscid maple]

Are you fr lol?

[ebon wave]

Oh god no

[viscid maple]

LOL

[crystal umbra]

Animal face

[ebon wave]

This is a complete sentence I think, what do I add?

[viscid maple]

Huh?

[ebon wave]

Idk

I think doom first or if you’re a daredevil plutonia

[viscid maple]

Someone told me to play Doom II before Doom I E4.

[obsidian gate]

google release order

[blazing briar]

hey kev I’m not too familiar with classic doom but on nightmare do the kills you initially do count or is it literally impossible to get 100% kills because they respawn?

[carmine gust]

depends on the source port

[viscid maple]

But like Doom 2 came out before Doom 1 E4

SO would I play Doom 2 before?

[carmine gust]

I don't recommend playing Nightmare as your entry to classic, it's intentionally unfair

[obsidian gate]

its called doom 1 and its called doom 2

[blazing briar]

oh yea I know i was just asking

[obsidian gate]

try and guess the order you play them in

[carmine gust]

Episode 4 takes place before Doom 2

Sigil I and II aren't canon

[viscid maple]

alright

[blazing briar]

And I’ve played classic before, it was just low difficulty playthroughs just to skim by and see what it’s like

[carmine gust]

Plutonia/TNT have effectively been retconned from canon

[viscid maple]

Someone suggested for me to play both of them, what do think?

[carmine gust]

They're intentionally difficult levels, so if you thought the originals were too easy

[blazing briar]

but I’m going to stick to eternal, it’s what I’m good at, besides, speedrunning classic doom would be a nightmare, I’m not getting even remotely close to world records with a game with 30 years worth of competition

[obsidian gate]

i play fortnitr

i advocate for epic to bring back old battle passes so i csn get doomslayer

[viscid maple]

I thought just because they might be fun

[carmine gust]

They are fun

But it's pretty telling you haven't played classic since you're asking about play order

[viscid maple]

I haven't

One guy told me I should play Doom 2 before Doom 1 E4, though lol.

[carmine gust]

Playing Ultimate will set the wrong expectation of what both Sigil's will play like

[viscid maple]

I mean I've played not quite half of Doom 1 on the Unity port.

[blazing briar]

kev you’re lowkey unlucky if you could’ve been born like 6 days later ( if it was a leap year ) you could’ve had the rarest birthday ever

[viscid maple]

I'm going to switch to Crispy Doom.

[carmine gust]

How much do you care about the play order?

[obsidian gate]

if your birthday is on february 29th do you only age up every 4 years

[viscid maple]

A little lol, not to much. I was just going to play Doom Eternal, but I then learned I should play them all.

[blazing briar]

kings hate it! simulate the fountain of youth with this one simple trick!

[carmine gust]

Classic Doom's never had much in terms of continuity. Depending on who you ask, Doom 2 is just more "Doom". So if all you care about is the "final" experience, then Doom 2 is all you really need to get the idea of what Classic was

[crystal umbra]

Is this an Epstein quote?

[fading summit]

wym

[carmine gust]

But if you care about playing things in story order, Ultimate Doom, Doom 2, Doom 64. Everything else is fan made content regardless of the circumstances of who made it or if it was sold content

[viscid maple]

Which Doom games do you recommend I spend my time on?

[carmine gust]

those 3

[blazing briar]

nah the lack of social skills is craaazy

[obsidian gate]

the fuck

[carmine gust]

if Ultimate ain't doing it for you, you're not as likely to get much more out of Doom 2 and beyond

[fading summit]

finger eleven 🙏🏾😨 i havent heard them in a while

[viscid maple]

It is, and do you recommend a source port, otherwise I'm switching to Crispy Doom.

Do you think I should play any of the sigils or plutonia as well?

Sorry, I need to get to sleep soon

you're good

[obsidian gate]

@fading summit crispy doom????

[carmine gust]

Any source port is good for playing Doom unless you really care about certain semantics like original bugs and RNG

[viscid maple]

Okay, I've heard crispy is one of the best.

[carmine gust]

Crispy is great. It's effectively the same exact game from 1993 just made to play nicely on modern computers

[viscid maple]

What about Sigil and Plutonia

worth it?

[carmine gust]

up to you if you want more Doom, but they're intentionally difficult

[viscid maple]

Okay, well I've heard they

they're good, so I might as well play them.

It's just three.

Would you recommend I finish Doom I and 2 before playing them, though?

[carmine gust]

I would

[viscid maple]

So then Sigil, Sigil II, and Plutonia in order?

[carmine gust]

doesn't matter really

[viscid maple]

Yeah, right

[carmine gust]

None of them have a required order, what I've explained is just the story order

[viscid maple]

So you wouldn't recommend to play Sigil before Plutonia or anything, it doesn't matter at all?

[carmine gust]

already said as much. They're fine to play, but they're fan content

They're going to be different

[viscid maple]

I need to go to bed

[carmine gust]

What you get out of Doom and Doom 2 will not be what you get out of Sigils and Plutonia

[viscid maple]

sorry

[viscid maple]

Meh, I'll just skip them then lol.

[carmine gust]

If you come back after playing Ultimate and Doom 2, that'd give me a better idea if I'd recommend them

[timid delta]

I just played the original two first because they were the first ones I got my hands on.

[astral mortar]

Kev is right, play Doom and Doom II first.
From there SIGIL is a must play and SIGIL II rocks as well. They're pretty hard but manageable. Plutonia on the other hand is notorious for being ridiculously hard (though modern mapsets can dwarf its difficulty). If you like that, Plutonia is incredible with some great level design.

Other great Doom wads: Going Down, Plutonia 2, Syringe.

[carmine gust]

I would definitely not recommend Going Down immediately after those wads. Later levels get real slaughtery, which needs a different understanding of the game

[viscid maple]

What are mapsets

[carmine gust]

Fan made maps

Like Sigil and Plutonia

Game's existed for 30 years now and people have continued to pump content out for it

[viscid maple]

So by playing others it makes it easier he was saying?

[carmine gust]

It can

Some maps are built deliberately to be as difficult as the originals, a bunch others are built to be purposefully difficult, and a bunch others go beyond that

One of the reasons I'm being vague about Sigil and Pluonia is because of these nuances and differences

[astral mortar]

Oh yeah no I don't mean as a progression of difficulty. I moreso just mean it's a great wad to look at if you enjoy some of these others.

[viscid maple]

I really didn't know what I was getting into did I.

[carmine gust]

Would I recommend them to an experienced Doom player? Yes, absolutely. Keyword "experienced". To someone new? Come back after you've played a bit to see where your tastes lie

[astral mortar]

Personally if you play Doom and Doom II, and you enjoy those, you should play Plutonia next. My reasoning for this is that all the other aforementioned wads are made in the modern day, and thus have decades of level design experience on their belts.

Plutonia came out only a few years after Doom II though.

[viscid maple]

What about Plutonia 2?

[astral mortar]

So it's not "made for mega Doom masters who've been playing for decades" hard. It's just "takes a step in difficulty beyond Doom II" hard.

[carmine gust]

Fan creation. Even less official

[astral mortar]

That's a fanmade sequel to Plutonia that was made way later and is even harder.

I just like it. It isn't essential, I guess.

[viscid maple]

I don't think I will be doing that one, at least before I move onto Doom 64 and the rest.

[carmine gust]

Yeah, just knock out Doom and Doom 2 and we can go from there

Plutonia is just infamous because of its difficulty and the fact id Software got publishing rights

[astral mortar]

Simplified: Play Doom and Doom II. If you like those, play Plutonia and maybe TNT if you're really itching for more official classic Doom content. When you're done with that, you've exhausted most official classic Doom content - all this other shit we mentioned is fanmade and should be approached at your leisure based on what interests you.
Also yeah Doom 64.

[carmine gust]

It was going to be free initially until one of id Software's developers offered a deal at the 11th hour

[viscid maple]

Sigil after Plutonia?

[astral mortar]

Eh, yeah, sure. You can play that whenever.

SIGIL is also fanmade, it's just that the fan in question happens to be one of Doom's creators, years after the fact.

But it was made only a few years ago, so keep that in mind. It's a modern mapset.

[viscid maple]

Alright, thanks for the help guys!

[astral mortar]

No problem.

[viscid maple]

Sure thing

And I will be playing on crispy doom

Even though I've already played almost half of Doom I on Unity.

I'll finish E2 thens switch to Crispy.

Alright, gn

[floral marlin]

I don't know anything about this sorry

I assume it's a doom mod

[carmine gust]

looks like a zdoom mod

you need the zdoom source port to play it

Download link in this thread: https://forum.zdoom.org/viewtopic.php?p=726788

Download the file, drag and drop it onto the .exe for gzdoom, which can be downloaded here: https://zdoom.org/downloads

It won't work in browser

Quake mods aren't the same thing as Doom mods

There isn't a web enabled version of ZDoom that will run this, nor is there any mod enabled web version of Doom to begin with

Your most realistic way to play this is to learn how to use gzdoom

¯_(ツ)_/¯

[floral marlin]

Yeah have fun with that lol

[carmine gust]

Yeah that won't run it

Gotta trust me on this, I'm a Doom mod expert

Not strictly, but it ain't happening on your chromebook

Not funny

[floral marlin]

😕

[carmine gust]

Don't care

Do not joke like that again

[floral marlin]

Its a school device, it's meant for school not for fun

[carmine gust]

a) not your property, and b) teenagers are stupid and will get those machines destroyed with malware

[rough fjord]

Unless you pass the schools firewall

[carmine gust]

cool, don't care, doesn't change what I said

[floral marlin]

One of my friends did this and the school immediately found out and they got in trouble xd

[carmine gust]

Your options are to A) Install GZDoom on a device you own and have a copy of Doom, or B) Instal Delta Touch on an Android phone you own and own a copy of Doom

[astral mortar]

You can run Doom on your Chromebook but chances are the school will know.

Chromebooks are bullshit. Fuckin' paperweights, schools only use them because they can easily lock down shit as needed.

[floral marlin]

I've done it once but my school doesn't give Chromebooks anymore lol

[carmine gust]

Kid is trying to run a gzdoom mod on their chromebook

[astral mortar]

Yeah you'd be better off running it on Android. Trying to get GzDoom on your Chromebook will not be worth the effort.

[carmine gust]

It's not even realistic. I've gotten it to work on my chromebook, runs like ass

[astral mortar]

Shit like this is why younger kids have no fucking tech savviness anymore. When I was a kid I had computer class and was shown how to run a computer. With a real OS and not Chrome bullshit.

Now it's just "here's a Google machine. Write on it and don't do anything else."

[surreal burrow]

They’re a slightly bigger tablet, whenever my computer has died and I’m forced to use one it’s almost impossible to type on them, they’re so small.

[carmine gust]

The issue is more a school doesn't want kids getting their hardware bricked by malware. Chromebooks solve that problem by being super easy to lock down and be easy to wipe and be babies first computer

Tech literacy has nothing to do with devices provided

[fading summit]

why would you even want to do any of this on a school device anyway, regardless of the quality

[floral marlin]

My school gives iPads and the first time someone has ever bypassed the firewall and restrictions was my friend a few months ago who somehow managed to do so but it was eventually fixed like a day later

Also tbh your screen is likely being recorded rn lol

[carmine gust]

Your school has the ability to see what you do on your chromebook

[floral marlin]

since it's owned by your school district they are likely monitoring what you are doing

[fading summit]

i mean, tough, but thats still a really dumb thing to do

like really dumb

[carmine gust]

Maybe you haven't been caught, but it's only a matter of time before you or someone else does

But it is their property, and if they don't want you using it that way, they'll figure out how to make it stop

[astral mortar]

They probably are not literally recording your screen, but your school has access to info on everything you do on there - everything you browse, even if you're in incognito mode.

[obsidian gate]

just go watch youtube or something bruh

[fading summit]

if you have even the slightest knowledge on how to run things like gzdoom on a computer how would you not know any of this

and act accordingly

[carmine gust]

he doesn't know how to do that

he joined this server asking how it could be done on a web browser port of Doom

[fading summit]

i havent read that far up, but still its common knowledge

[carmine gust]

Just get Doom on a computer you do own, then we can help you

Sorry to hear that, but that's literally the solution

[clever anchor]

[carmine gust]

you uh.... ever going to say anything meaningful on this server, or just beat this old joke to death?

[clever anchor]

Hey I paid for a nitro boost I’ll use that emoji as much as I want

[carmine gust]

and we can turn that off

[clever anchor]

Well then what was the point of the nitro then?

[carmine gust]

We never cared for it around here actually

[fading summit]

the uses of nitro aint limited to this server yk

[clever anchor]

I didn’t mean any harm by it, I just wanted the people that see it to have a little giggle

[carmine gust]

you are long from the first guy to do that

[clever anchor]

So?

[fading summit]

id disagree, also depends on the remaster in question

[carmine gust]

it's as dead of a horse here as people joining with the name "Doom guy"

[clever anchor]

Literally once every few days I drop the emoji. I don’t know what the big deal is?

[astral mortar]

Depends on the remaster.

As a general rule, though, no.

[carmine gust]

I can see your whole history, it's literally the dominating message you've sent

[clever anchor]

What do you want me to do about it? Start sending more messages?

[fading summit]

literally yes

[carmine gust]

more or less

[fading summit]

just speak and actually add to the convo

[clever anchor]

Well fine, what can we talk about then?

[fading summit]

answering the other guys questions

[clever anchor]

Oh I know! The whole reason I sent the emoji! I just ordered some of the mini figure collectables off Amazon!

[fading summit]

not all remasters are created equal, plus (depending on the game) im appreciative of the original product

[clever anchor]

I’ve never played quake 3

Any good?

[astral mortar]

Feel free to send pictures.

(Embed them. It's a whole thing.)

[clever anchor]

When they get here will do!

I’ve only recently gotten into doom. I’ve played 2016 and eternal before but that was ages ago. But a few weeks ago I got a really good pc and played 2016 for the first time in ages and now I’m already onto eternal

Any of you guys have tattoos? I was thinking of getting the mark of the slayer on my shoulder with my cousin

[astral mortar]

I do not, but I may consider getting one. If I do it will likely be Resident Evil related.

[clever anchor]

Yeah same. Didn’t even think about getting a tattoo until last week when I was doing some mindless task thinking about doom

[crystal umbra]

But seriously tho

[astral mortar]

I was about to be like Brother That Is Not How It Works

[crystal umbra]

What if?

[astral mortar]

That doesn't happen. Trusted tattoo artists will clean needles.

Like unless you're getting your tattoo from Jim Methhead who hangs out in the alley behind your local Taco Bell you don't need to worry about it.

[tardy arrow]

But Jim Methhead had such a great sales pitch!

[astral mortar]

He does, but there is no quality assurance. I promise this. Jim Methhead is not an honest man.

[tardy arrow]

I can't believe Jim Methhead would be so dishonest :c

[astral mortar]

We've got a few Jim Methheads where I live. Meth's kinda big in the rural Midwest.

[clever anchor]

I'm gonna go play Doom. I'm still gonna send the emoji every now and then but ill try to stop and chat every time I do : )

[tardy arrow]

I'll come bully them, establish myself as the dominant provider.

This time, with quality!

[fading summit]

from what ive seen tlou us a good example. such an unnecessary remaster, and then theres games like ac3 where the just put the brightness on 11 and called it a day

[astral mortar]

How daring. You'll have a grip over the meth business yet, and can show capitalism what a real entrepreneur is like.

[fading summit]

piercings are better anyway

working on adding at least a couple more in the next year

i’ll probably get a tat whenever i decide what i actually want while im at it

[tardy arrow]

Exactly! Every 50 kilos, a free tattoo as well, because one must provide incentive to buy more.

[astral mortar]

You are making Heisenberg look like a clown by comparison.

[tardy arrow]

I aim to please, and also establish superior business models

[astral mortar]

https://tenor.com/view/jack-horner-smile-gif-27453489

[tardy arrow]

But painkillers are so good

[astral mortar]

Technically the Berserk powerup in 2016 could be considered a drug IIRC.

[tardy arrow]

It is basically just meth in a sphere

Its like adderall but you tear skulls in half because it's funny.

[astral mortar]

Oh and it kills you at the end.

Sort of like real life hard drugs, just more succinct.

I would presume she at least has an interest in it based on her profile picture and banner.

[wicked sigil]

huh fr

[tardy arrow]

Yes, the avatar should be a giveaway.

[astral mortar]

I mean it's not exactly rare. There are a lot of furries. I've been friends with plenty. It's the internet.

Alright, I'm going to bed, so this server's gonna have to go back to being boring until I am back.

Goodbye.

[tardy arrow]

See ya mono

[sinful jackal]

Hello everyone, long-time doom fan here, but new to the discord/eternal.
Question: I just finished the Winter mega event yesterday. Does anyone know when the new one will be uploaded? Thanks

[solid lotus]

dum guy vs creator of all

[astral mortar]

Guys i'm having the vulkan error issue, what do i do? This did not come up before

[obsidian pilot]

hi soul dude

[spice quartz]

https://tenor.com/view/youtube-twitch-meme-chair-office-gif-19928140

[fluid apex]

is doom eternal hard

me buy again but for px

[spice quartz]

Depends on the difficulty

[fluid apex]

urm

ultra violence

[spice quartz]

Oh UV isn't that hard

[fluid apex]

nvm the games not on sale for my exact budget

[spice quartz]

Oh

You haven't even bought it?

[fluid apex]

well

i have on playstation

[spice quartz]

How much?

[fluid apex]

i grinded it out during summer like 2021?

its 34 rn

[fluid apex]

i remmeber playing on ITYTD and getting angry when i died but back then i didnt know how to quick swap

[spice quartz]

34 bucks isn't much for a game like that

What is your budget?

[fluid apex]

17

kinda big gap

[spice quartz]

Bro...

💀

[fluid apex]

i mean i can buy the game now but like i need that money for..idk bills

that i dont even pay

[spice quartz]

How old are you?

[fluid apex]

16

[spice quartz]

You are 16 and you pay bills??

What.

[fluid apex]

.

[spice quartz]

Oh

You can buy the game bro it isn't that much

[fluid apex]

doom eternal sales man

[spice quartz]

34 bucks for a great game like that isn't much

[fluid apex]

but 34 bucks for a game i already own

[spice quartz]

Also you already have that game on PS4

[fluid apex]

an without dlc

[spice quartz]

Buy the DLC instead of the game

[fluid apex]

wait

becausse i have a account

[spice quartz]

Part 1 doesn't cost much

[fluid apex]

can i like log in and download doom from there like how minecraft works

[spice quartz]

I think

[fluid apex]

i have the DLC on consoles ii just havent played it, i find it annoying to get back into doom since aiming is annoying when starting

[spice quartz]

Because you own the game and you are connected to your account in that game you can probably link it to your steam account and download the game for free I guess..

[fluid apex]

hrm

[spice quartz]

Idk if it works like that

I'll try to do it whenever I go back home from the gym, anyways I need to go now

Buh bye

[astral mortar]

ofc twitter links aint allowed

[old solar]

So we surprised my mom with the 2 month old dog

she didn't expect it at all

[high summit]

https://youtu.be/4kPT_LHRmKA?si=_ynpR5BZir5HrtBO seemed appropriate to post this here

[astral mortar]

AAAAAAA I CANNOT SLEEP

[errant flicker]

blender too? heh the more u know

[spice quartz]

How.

I swear doom is compatible with any device

What's next a goddamn fire stick??

Or Minecraft

[errant flicker]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KTPoU7rLoFE

[spice quartz]

😭😭😭😭

HOW??!

Well it's a mod

So makes sense

[errant flicker]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YW0eJDLbZXY

[errant flicker]

go see the vid it ain't a mod

[spice quartz]

Not power point

[spice quartz]

Ok

[errant flicker]

believe or not it true

[spice quartz]

I'll watch it later

[errant flicker]

sure

[spice quartz]

So doom is playable in every single device

And game

[errant flicker]

yep, even our human cells can play it, some scientists did a test

[spice quartz]

It's in my blood to play doom 😭

[errant flicker]

same lol

[spice quartz]

Like literally

I can play it with human cells

[errant flicker]

[spice quartz]

The amount of useless thing humanity has discovered

[dawn chasm]

I'm slowly losing my braincells because of doom

[errant flicker]

why?

[dawn chasm]

Mastery levels

[errant flicker]

ah i see

i play a lot of PB

recently

[dawn chasm]

Super gore nest is kinda easy but Taras nabad bro😭

[spice quartz]

I'm not even surprised there is doom mobile

[errant flicker]

it is and yeah i ain't suprised too, contrors suck tho

[blazing briar]

token room, archvile room

[dawn chasm]

Yeah

Especially token room

I can't even complete it on ultra violence

[blazing briar]

advice for the token room, once the buff totem kicks in just stay in the air as much as possible

[crimson ginkgo]

isn't the room also "bugged" so that the big halfphere fucks over the AI

[dawn chasm]

I do that all the time

[errant flicker]

[feral wolf]

It used to be free but now you have to pay for it. I wish they'd bring Doom RPG to mobile too.

[dawn chasm]

Mighty doom?

[feral wolf]

No, there's classic Doom mobile too.

[errant flicker]

yeah i also would be glad to see Doom RPG return

[feral wolf]

I'm guessing it's on Steam or Gog or whatever, but I'm a console guy. Might get a laptop in the future, but it'll probably be an academic laptop rather than a gaming laptop, although it'll probably run the retro stuff.

[blazing briar]

well hey I can always try to help you become a better doom player, I’m not the best but I think I’m above average

[errant flicker]

i see

[feral wolf]

No, he's from Britain, hence the metal music.

[blazing briar]

British people listen to oingo boingo and the Beatles, I don’t believe you

[errant flicker]

no, he is from Texas

[blazing briar]

I think this might actually be true lore wise @astral mortar can you confirm?

[errant flicker]

in PB he sounds like he from Texas https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6ulualtVsd0

[obsidian pilot]

got bored and decided to play doom 2 master levels

whys there a random mancubus

[errant flicker]

i play PB doom 2 rn

[errant flicker]

idk

[errant flicker]

hmm i see

[obsidian pilot]

MY DOOM 2 IS BROKEN LEL

THERES A MANCUBUS IN ENTRYWAY

[errant flicker]

A MANCUBUS?!

damn Master levels are hard

[obsidian pilot]

idk what happened but i went to entryway and everything was screwed up

[errant flicker]

i play DOOM 2 now and i got almost no ammo at all brah

Refueling base map

[astral mortar]

We have no clue where he is from. Texas is a semi-popular headcanon.

[blazing briar]

yea, on a semi unrelated note I remember you saying final sin was in Texas and reclaimed earth was in Ohio

[obsidian gate]

hea frlm ohio

💀

[astral mortar]

Both of those are correct, yes. Final Sin has id Software's offices in it, that's Texas; Reclaimed Earth has a sign pinpointing its location as Fort McKinley, Ohio.

[carmine patio]

master cheif or khan makyr

[dawn chasm]

Khan

@astral mortar tell me the lore of doom that has the most details in it about everything that ever happened 💀

[astral mortar]

Sure.

https://www.reddit.com/r/Doom/comments/tfjpf7/at_dooms_gate_the_ultimate_guide_a_massive_200/

[dawn chasm]

That didn't go as planned thx ig

[rotund comet]

well it does have the most details

[blazing briar]

hey m0no, because dark lord is one of doomguys weaker enemies, how do you think the fight realistically panned out?

[undone pawn]

Yo, does anyone know the lyrics for prayer of the diminished? I'm trying to make a cover

[obsidian gate]

google is free

[undone pawn]

everytime i search for it i just get misheard lyrics

[carmine patio]

ur didact or davoth

if you know who is didact

[blazing briar]

wat

[sly star]

First time talking in this chat

[errant flicker]

hey!

[astral mortar]

I've always envisioned it as essentially the boss fight - a ritualistic battle between two "equal" forces.

[sly star]

Hey listen !

[errant flicker]

hru?

[sly star]

I'm good just dealing with another day of school

Hbu

[errant flicker]

eh just enjoying a day off school

[sly star]

Yeah those day are always the best but I have Mardi gra break next Monday to wensday

[errant flicker]

i see

[astral mortar]

A comparison is what Star Wars fans I've seen say about Darth Vader and Obi-Wan's fight in the original film - that they are both very experiences fighters who are tentatively and patiently awaiting the other's move. I believe this was the intent with how Davoth's boss fight was designed - to portray it as a tentative battle where both parties are trying to strike at the right moment, circling each other.

[sly star]

Do you think bestheda will make another doom

[errant flicker]

yep, it was told we gonna get Doom : Year Zero and a new DLC for Eternal

as far as i know

[blazing briar]

source?

[sly star]

When was this announced?

[blazing briar]

Literally never lol

[errant flicker]

where can i post screenshot?

[sly star]

#screenshots

[blazing briar]

just send the picture in another server and imbed it

[errant flicker]

posted

[blazing briar]

the screenshot literally adds no proof to what you said, there’s no source and you could’ve literally just searched up what you wanted to see and got it

like what website posted that

[errant flicker]

gamerant

[sly star]

Don't trust third party sources

[errant flicker]

yeah ur right, there is no much leaks, and i see news that it's cancelled

[errant flicker]

yeah, i doubted it a bit even after reading it

[blazing briar]

doom year zero has nothing confirmed about it, it’s not confirmed if it’s in development, got canceled, started development, or if it ever entered development or if that’s even the final name, nobody knows anything about it and anybody who says otherwise Is talking out of their ass or clickbaiting

[errant flicker]

yeah, my bad i believed fake news

[sly star]

But thank you for telling me about it since I didn't know

[errant flicker]

np

[errant flicker]

ay thanks for telling me this

[open crow]

Hi y’all
Is G2A a scam site? I’ve seen them reselling codes/keys to games but idk if it’s safe to use

[errant flicker]

never trust these sites no matter how safe they look

trust me

it isn't safe

[open crow]

Thought so,but just wanted to make sure

Thanks ^^

[errant flicker]

np!

anytime buddy

[silent bridge]

Anyone else seen Alex terribles new scarification?

Bloody asf

[astral mortar]

UwU vibes

[silent bridge]

hi uwu owo :3 x3 qvq T^T QvQ

[astral mortar]

Haiiiiiii OwO omg haiiii

Slayyy girl UwU

[silent bridge]

Slaaay

[errant flicker]

what did i just walk into?

[astral mortar]

The Doom server.

[errant flicker]

yeah...i see

[sly star]

What cringe did I just see

[worn fog]

Yeaaah, I can still hear the 7th graders saying that 😅

[wary root]

speaking of doom i made a roblox cosplay of doomguy wearing a bow and a huge kinda skirt

[astral mortar]

Raw

[wary root]

i wanna make a version with the furry doomguy i made

i also made one with duke nukem

[worn fog]

Somebody stop this man

[errant flicker]

ay ay capitan

[wary root]

my brain is too idea filled for doing so

might do postal dude

definitely

[austere forge]

wtf i kept pressing the glory kill button and it isnt registering

[wary root]

hold up does the art channel allow roblox cosplays

[floral marlin]

I think as long as it's creative and doom it's fine

[wary root]

[obsidian gate]

g2a? yeah im pretty sure i remember that its legit

[open crow]

Honestly it isn’t that expensive,only around 18$ and if it works I get a Jules skin

If its a scam,well
18$ down the drain but idc that much

[obsidian gate]

i prefer fanatical, humble bundle and eneba

[wary root]

:3

[crystal umbra]

3face

[open crow]

I’m so happy I actually got it

[old solar]

@open crow
so an update on Xena..

She finally barked and she barked AT MY DAD 💀

[fluid apex]

why wont my bethesda link to my steam account?!

what type of weird ass bs is this

[faint ivy]

Health just released a new music video

And it’s a collab with Signalis

[obsidian gate]

woah

thats that one game

[faint ivy]

Why can’t the gay robo people on my screen just be happy ;_;

[sick night]

Slayer bad

[fluid apex]

this is pissing me off

[faint ivy]

Are your accounts unlinked on both ends?

[fluid apex]

i havent linked my steam account to anything

so its weird that its giving me the "Account linking failed. Please retry or contact Customer Support for assistance." thing

like i just wanna see if i have to rebuy skyrim and doom not go through customer service

[astral mortar]

Good Cruelty Squad PFP.

[old solar]

so...
im thinking about getting a FL studio

[lapis phoenix]

full paid?

[old solar]

like the very same FL studio that Mick Gordon uses on his scores n shit

but I'm not trying to make Doom music or anything

im gonna make my own music like I said I would

[dense steeple]

That shit costs alot of money hope you got bands fr

[old solar]

i know it does. Hopefully my brother will help me out on it cuz I got like the most of it

[gentle shore]

I hope it goes good for you

[surreal burrow]

what in the fuck

[gentle shore]

What

[surreal burrow]

your name

[gentle shore]

It’s nothing

[surreal burrow]

tf you mean it's nothing

[gentle shore]

It’s a sign of peace in certain cultures

[surreal burrow]

yes, yes it is

sadly it also was used by nazis, and I don't think the mods are gonna want that in your name

[gentle shore]

True

[surreal burrow]

just delete it dude

[gentle shore]

I didn’t think that far when I was making the name

I was thinking of it as a sign of peace kinda forgot about the nazis

[surreal burrow]

yeah

future reference just be careful with symbols and shit

[gentle shore]

I will try

[austere forge]

i love that one dinky ass kirby song

[lapis phoenix]

waddle doo

is that his name

[dense steeple]

Someone who knows the true origin behind that symbol? Based, sucks that it was ruined sadly

[gentle shore]

It does

I’m sad that it got ruined

[dense steeple]

Are you part of one of the cultures that still uses it as a symbol of peace?

[gentle shore]

No but I have done some research on it and it’s sad to watch a cultural sign get ruined the way the swastika did

I do see as a sign of peace and good luck though since that is what it was intended to be

You also can’t bring up the iron cross with people saying something about the nazis even though it was used in earlier time periods as a sign of military prowess and courage

[obsidian gate]

lesbibasns

[crystal umbra]

Symbolism is wicked

[gentle shore]

True

[astral mortar]

heh stayed home

because sick

[crystal umbra]

I think I might be coming down with the sickness too

[astral mortar]

Ya i got you sick shagz

[crystal umbra]

Stop blowing me kissies in my sleep

[astral mortar]

No >3<!! Never!

I think I’ll go jump off a bridge

[eager moth]

nice name

[gentle shore]

Blowing kisses is crazy just make out at that point like I do with my friends

[eager moth]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/emojis/1193350936794517564.webp?size=48&name=muller&quality=lossless

[astral mortar]

Thank you very much, Random Guy! I like your name too.

[astral mortar]

What

[gentle shore]

You heard me

[surreal burrow]

Pardon?

[astral mortar]

Let’s make out NOW.

[gentle shore]

Bet

[eager moth]

aww

[crystal umbra]

Lmao

[astral mortar]

Mhghgghhb SLUURRP sluurpp kiss kiss weehhh sleeurrp

[surreal burrow]

Wtf

[astral mortar]

Heh was that good or what

[surreal burrow]

Take your kissing and shit to dms

[astral mortar]

I’ll do it to you too, Sergeant.

[crystal umbra]

Shit? That's disgusting!

[gentle shore]

Better get those lips ready sergeant

[surreal burrow]

No thank you I’m good

[gentle shore]

But why I’m letting it be free for you

[surreal burrow]

Why can’t normal people be on rn 🙏

[astral mortar]

Yeah Sergeant

Pucker up for the both of us Sergeant.

[gentle shore]

I got to go do something I will be back for you sergeant

[willow crater]

[surreal burrow]

Yikes

[obsidian gate]

hi

[obsidian gate]

you guys are weird

[surreal burrow]

I’ll take what I can get

[obsidian gate]

wow

i dont count as normal smh

[old solar]

What in the sam hell

[brittle ridge]

hi...,.,.

[surreal burrow]

Buy a guy a drink first 😭

[old solar]

only got enough for myself, so no

[gentle shore]

Don’t worry sergeant I got you

[crystal umbra]

No one should be alone for valentine's day

[gentle shore]

I’m not I got three valentines for some reason

And their all dudes

[obsidian gate]

i just think we shouldnt say weird things to other people when they say no

[old solar]

and for a good reason, i call that cap

[surreal burrow]

I mean yeah

[astral mortar]

Woah damn

[willow crater]

shoot at it until its ded

[old solar]

shoot it til it dies

[astral mortar]

No. Embrace the pain.

[old solar]

@willow crater
will I get warned for posting an image of my new family doggo?

[fading summit]

most of us are busy being normal so yk

[surreal burrow]

Damn

[old solar]

Guard dogs mostly

[crystal umbra]

Oh no, not the superior normals 😩

[fading summit]

☠️

[astral mortar]

Erm i’m better #royal

[old solar]

Boxers, pitbulls, great danes

[fading summit]

you dead wrong for that

[surreal burrow]

?

[lapis phoenix]

go find a fodder

[fading summit]

u said “ill take what i can get” and that was funny as hell

[old solar]

you got any extra lives?

[fading summit]

like damn is she not normal 😭

[surreal burrow]

Ah lol

[obsidian gate]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-party-wine-sad-lights-spining-gif-26971231

[surreal burrow]

Oh uh, yup mhm mhm

[old solar]

find a fodder

[obsidian gate]

that cat is depressed

no shes me

[lapis phoenix]

too eepy

[crystal umbra]

Same

[lapis phoenix]

he just like me fr

sleepy

[obsidian gate]

sleepy minus sl

[fading summit]

🙄

[crystal umbra]

Wtf

[surreal burrow]

10 minutes home and I’m covered in dog hair, lovely

[fading summit]

children istg

[willow crater]

Not funny.

At all.

[old solar]

oop

[fading summit]

3 years with a dog and i still aint used to it

[willow crater]

[obsidian gate]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/938263655244505121/1203104914629464114/image.png?ex=65cfe1c4&is=65bd6cc4&hm=166d9883f700a0289d10bedfb8e9a419ab97d1be9f8a8141af32182f080e1b49&

[surreal burrow]

I’ve had dogs since I was a small lad

Then don’t be one

[fading summit]

just stop talking kiddo

real shit

what?

[old solar]

what's wrong with being a 2000's fashion lover?

[fading summit]

k but what does age have anything to do with it, and why am i automatically 24

[surreal burrow]

Yes, because you honestly should

[crystal umbra]

What's better than 24?

[fading summit]

the point is that youre saying dumb immature shit and you should…stop talking as my reply suggests

[crystal umbra]

25!!

[willow crater]

42

[fading summit]

thats not how that works

oh brother

[old solar]

https://tenor.com/view/spongebob-patrick-laughing-class-gif-18042853

[fading summit]

someone limit this kids screen time my god

[surreal burrow]

Yea you can

Someone can for sure tell another person to shut up

You’re 14

[old solar]

Sergeant spittin' facts rn

[surreal burrow]

That’s a child

[fading summit]

14 years is a child, and having a job at that age is NOT a flex LMAOO

[surreal burrow]

And I somehow doubt the rest

[fading summit]

bros trying to flex child labor

[surreal burrow]

Still a child dude

[fading summit]

kid is synonymous with teen genius

my god

[old solar]

you're still a child compared to the rest of the people in this server young boi.

[surreal burrow]

Mhm

[astral mortar]

Huh what happend

[surreal burrow]

Because you don’t know when to just stop fucking talking

[fading summit]

says dumb shit and is mad when told to stop talking

what beef are you referring to kid

[surreal burrow]

Okay?

[old solar]

Anyone fucking can

[fading summit]

what is this kid talking about

[old solar]

No idea

[fading summit]

like genuinely

[surreal burrow]

Backstab?

Wtf are you saying, dude, advice, learn when to quit

[fading summit]

no clue why im being outted when 4+ people said essentially the same thing

[astral mortar]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/930146039745376259/1118569278644424764/caption.gif?ex=65675ed2&is=6554e9d2&hm=b8676db4d1c80dbdbf67675a0530e7dfe8e19a1d3ba0bb5e4a54020c4498281e&

[surreal burrow]

Come back when you’re more mature kid

[astral mortar]

What was it?

[old solar]

https://tenor.com/view/anime-bye-bye-maki-wave-soredemo-ayumu-wa-yosetekuru-when-will-ayumu-make-his-move-gif-26195508

[surreal burrow]

Genius childish response

[astral mortar]

Dude that's a 12 year old comeback. Come on, man.

[fading summit]

September 11 “joke”.

[astral mortar]

I've seen toddlers with better comebacks than that.

[surreal burrow]

You walking circus industry

[fading summit]

kids basically mad that they were told to stop talking after saying insensitive shit.

[astral mortar]

Admittedly I've laughed at some of those before. I think dark humor works best when it's not just someone going out of their way to be offensive.

[surreal burrow]

Thank you

[surreal burrow]

Here’s the best advice for dark humour, time and place

I don’t get it are you calling me fat?

[astral mortar]

If you want a guide on how to tell darkly humorous jokes without being an asshole, watch It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia. Best sitcom ever made.

[surreal burrow]

That doesn’t even make sense

[fading summit]

literally when i said “stop talking” that was genuine advice

[surreal burrow]

Fr

[old solar]

blud just doesn't know when to stop talking

[surreal burrow]

I’m getting second hand embarrassment from this shit 😭

[fading summit]

when you say out of pocket shit that ruins the mood, quite literally the best thing you can do is to just stop talking. basic social interaction skills bru

[astral mortar]

https://tenor.com/view/headache-unbelievable-eyeroll-gif-6002699

[old solar]

This 👆

[faint ivy]

when you want to cease talking but you can’t

[astral mortar]

The post is directed at your shenanigans, Swaggity.

[fading summit]

💀..

[old solar]

🗿

[limber remnant]

A what what????

[astral mortar]

I do not mean to be rude, I know you're just a kid and shit, but I think this is a case where you're not quite in tune with the vibe of the server yet. I think it'd be best to just take a break, come back with a fresh open mind.

[fading summit]

alright relax, the goal isnt to be obnoxious

[old solar]

like Yip Man said to Bruce Lee

"Come back when you're older."

[willow crater]

The server is for all people 13+

[astral mortar]

Hey now hang on a second. I object to that notion.

Wait at what age should you play

Doom is great for all ages.

oh.

Ideally you should get kids playing Doom as soon as their stubby little fingers can operate a controller.

[surreal burrow]

Bruce lee is literally…

[faint ivy]

My first experience playing doom was when I was like 7 years old

[surreal burrow]

Good

[astral mortar]

YES!! i’m going to give my children the controller as soon as they open their eyes

For the first time

[old solar]

even if you say you leave and don't actually leave, a mod can just give you the boot of justice

[faint ivy]

I'm gonna teach my kids (or teach in general) how to use a PC

[surreal burrow]

Jesus Christ dude