general

[upbeat turret]

Good luck random dude

[slender flume]

Good luck out there soldier

[obsidian gate]

i wish you anti-luck

[astral mortar]

luck wished, may King Novik bless you

[slender flume]

wow that is uncool

[astral mortar]

no.

[upbeat turret]

I probaby gonna guess for personal reasons

[obsidian gate]

the blood moon rises once again, be careful link

[past burrow]

I forgor actually

[upbeat turret]

skull

[astral mortar]

let him cook bruh

[obsidian gate]

he left the server and talks in romeros now

[past burrow]

Erm it’s a reference 🤓

https://tenor.com/view/lalo-salamanca-better-call-saul-you-wouldnt-get-it-gif-18827664

[upbeat turret]

Uh huh, how about err (for context i have a good memory but im horrible at remembering names) the genshin impact guy?

[slender flume]

this is also a reference 😎

[past burrow]

Oooo

Uh…he got banned off discord

[upbeat turret]

You know, the same dude who had eyes problems? lucid dreams?

[slender flume]

should've parried

[upbeat turret]

Noticed, hes account was deleted and so i was asking why

[obsidian gate]

he got banned because you have to be 16 to use discord in poland and hes 14

[past burrow]

He tried hitting me up on an alt, but I declined

[obsidian gate]

he made a second account now and talks elsewhere

[slender flume]

I thought it was 13 everywhere

[past burrow]

Most likely he lurks in Romero’s

[slender flume]

or is it a Poland-only directive?

[obsidian gate]

no, i think i checked and i dont share any servers with him

[upbeat turret]

It isnt, some guy who owned a pretty big game got banned off discord simply because he wasnt 16, at least at the time

[slender flume]

Huh. I thought that didn't go through. I guess it did then.

[obsidian gate]

read that as “hitting on me”

[astral mortar]

Legend of Zelda ref, no, i get it

[upbeat turret]

https://tenor.com/view/tony-dalton-eyebrow-lalo-lalo-salamanca-better-call-saul-gif-26126248

[astral mortar]

if Doom is Eternal, then is there no new Doom game coming out? 😦 sadge

[past burrow]

https://tenor.com/view/lalo-stare-blood-lalo-salamanca-better-call-saul-gif-26070977

[upbeat turret]

Too bad i still havent finished better call saul yet, still on season 6

[astral mortar]

Smh its rlly good

[slender flume]

oh dude season 6 is a banger

[upbeat turret]

All seasons are

[slender flume]

yeah but especially season 6

[astral mortar]

the Slayer did get sealed in a sarcophagus again tho so? idek where you could possibly take the story from here, i feel like we've seen it all

[slender flume]

witnessing that finale firsthand was absolutely astonishing

[obsidian gate]

your honor, league of legends

[slender flume]

death.

[astral mortar]

your honour, i plead oopsie daisy.

your honour, manslaughter is absolutely nonsensical. I did that stuff on purpose

[opal coral]

Yeah you wouldn’t

[obsidian gate]

?

[astral mortar]

dw he makes no sense rn

[opal coral]

Its a reference to myself

[slender flume]

It was simply funny! you can't spell manslaughter without laughter. I did it for a laugh, for a goof if you will.

[astral mortar]

For thw whimsical vibes

[opal coral]

Mr. Meow he sleeps cuz he isn’t with a looney tic

Men can be parasites

Just ask my ex bf

Best friend.

Bro literally harasses our other best friend by calling them gay and outcasts you if you don’t do it with him

Idk bob is weird

[obsidian gate]

what the hell

[opal coral]

I can’t have in my life no more

He a tic

[past burrow]

Hyim lore dropped

[opal coral]

Hyim is real

[obsidian gate]

saber did you add me on switch

[past burrow]

Yeah

[opal coral]

Always wanted to be lowkey :/

[obsidian gate]

75 hours damn

i think you can see mine on my profile

[obsidian gate]

oh shit you also have totk?

[past burrow]

Mhm

[obsidian gate]

do NOT look at my hours

[past burrow]

The first physical switch game I bought

[opal coral]

Bob blocked me bc im a problem and yet he stay at evil energy and feed of my malice like a rat dog

[obsidian gate]

it’s the first game i ever pre-ordered

[past burrow]

Wasn’t the pre order bonus a spoon or something

[obsidian gate]

gamestop pre-order bonus gave me a cool wood plate

[past burrow]

Just checked Japan exclusive

[opal coral]

I don’t like scared people

[obsidian gate]

i didnt care about the bonus tho, i was just so hype for totk i pre-ordered it to play it day 1

[past burrow]

Based

[slender flume]

how many hours do you have

[past burrow]

Gotta say the intro is something else

[obsidian gate]

uhhh

saber did you look because i think its a few

[past burrow]

I forgor

[obsidian gate]

155 on totk ok uhhh

[opal coral]

If i was a Christian I’d make scammers a sin to bad im pagan and they yet I still get used

[obsidian gate]

and 240 on botw

[slender flume]

and how many of these 155 hours were spent just looking at Purah and nothing else

[opal coral]

Sorry kristian

[shut creek]

[obsidian gate]

just shut up pls

[opal coral]

No

[obsidian gate]

0.2 because I ACTUALLY PLAY THE GAME

[shut creek]

[opal coral]

Evil should not run this world

[obsidian gate]

like ive almost got all old maps and sages wills

[slender flume]

there's no shame in saying the real number

[opal coral]

I have no ruler

[past burrow]

Based

[opal coral]

Well the unrealistic hatred that can come from one person is on uncalculable

[slender flume]

I know a thing or two about unrealistic hatred, don't you worry

[opal coral]

Then you understand that there is no reason for that

[slender flume]

I don't really understand why you talk about hatred. If anything, TMG loves Purah

and so do I, to be honest. She's fine as hell

[past burrow]

Real

[obsidian gate]

shes my wife

[slender flume]

👂 so I've heard

[brazen osprey]

Hey everyone

where do I go to ask for help because of an issue

[slender flume]

depends of the issue

[brazen osprey]

Slayers club issue

[slender flume]

#563035763738935296 it is

[brazen osprey]

ok thank you

[opal coral]

Im not a weapon or a tool for entertainment any longer.

Im myself

[abstract ravine]

[patent fossil]

[abstract ravine]

[ember storm]

news

titanic guys r dead now

[patent fossil]

Yeah

[ember storm]

they forgot to call the outsider from dishonored lmao

[patent fossil]

Payed a quarter-million dollars for the most horrific death imaginable

POV: you're 2 and a half miles underwater and your PS2 controller from Wish stops working

[obsidian gate]

they were dead the moment they decided to get in that janky sub

[ember storm]

exactly

[quiet wave]

Hello chat

[patent fossil]

What is it with wealthy people and having the worst ideas imaginable? Not even just in movies.

[timid delta]

One mistake, and your head implodes.

In most cases, it's a beautiful thought.

But not right now.

[quiet wave]

They don't calculate the risks of whatever it is they're doing since they can spend enough to feel safe in what they're doing

[patent fossil]

The hull was made out of an "experimental metal alloy" I think it was called

It was also made in two sections, further reducing the integrity

[patent fossil]

Yeah, sounds about right

[quiet wave]

How are you guys doing today?

[patent fossil]

Fine

[timid delta]

Tried to do a Guess the Film by the Song video.

But one song caused the whole video to be blocked.

[fading summit]

nah, they were fucked when they decided to sign those papers

[timid delta]

Nothing happened to my account, but it's still annoying.

[patent fossil]

Papers?

NDAs?

[quiet wave]

Some things are blocked on specific areas only

[timid delta]

This song blocked it entirely.

[fading summit]

there were papers that gave information about the voyage last i checked, and from what i heard that shit stated multiple times the possibility of death

and then theres just common sense

[timid delta]

James Cameron made it down a few times.

But in a much better submarine.

[fading summit]

250k just to look at something that you can see from your couch

[soft wraith]

hi vega

[tulip mesa]

Hi, @soft wraith.

[timid delta]

The Titanic is a beautiful thing.

[fading summit]

pretty damn good by the way. reconnected to xbox live on the 360 and i bought some dlcs

[timid delta]

If it wasn't for how dangerous it is, I'd love to see it in person.

[quiet wave]

I thought they shut down that years ago

[fading summit]

i thought so too

all i did was make an account and punched in my card info soon after lmao

im guessing not all gaming servers are functional, which is fine

[timid delta]

So, yeah, LL Cool J stopped my video from uploading.

[quiet wave]

What did you buy?

[fading summit]

l4d The passing dlc

buying more later

[quiet wave]

The passing is a paid dlc?????

Wtf

[fading summit]

yeaaaa

after that i think im just gonna get cold stream and the sacrifice since the rest of the dlcs are just levels from the first game

already have that on copy so no need.

[quiet wave]

On PC they just added those as updates

[fading summit]

me no pc so me no updates

[quiet wave]

That reminds me, did you know cod used to do the same thing?

[fading summit]

never played/cared for cod so no actually

[quiet wave]

DLC for Cod4 and world at war was completely free on pc

On console you have to buy it

[fading summit]

tough time for console players huh

it is what it is

[quiet wave]

Activision only realized it could scam people by the time black ops came around

[obsidian gate]

all money no brains

[astral mortar]

All monkey no business

[severe steppe]

Monke

[patent fossil]

CLOAKER IN A DOOM CHAT? AND HE'S SAYING MONKE!? WAOW

[severe steppe]

Insane crossover

[patent fossil]

Payday 2 x DOOM
I would give my entire life savings to play it

[severe steppe]

Paycheck 2 x MOOD

[severe steppe]

Just an fyi, cloaker was also in the first payday

[patent fossil]

Yeah

[severe steppe]

He did look much different in the first

Im just the upgrade

[opal coral]

I see a enemy at the gate im not quite sure what i should do they’re not supposed to be there

[severe steppe]

"We call this a difficulty tweak"

[opal coral]

But nah fr :/

[severe steppe]

Kill them

Kill them now

Dew it

[opal coral]

How i have no evidence for treason

The peace packed might of been broken idk if im at cold war rn

[severe steppe]

https://tenor.com/view/spiderman-green-goblin-in-spite-of-everything-youve-done-gif-22874162

[opal coral]

Done. What

Put shit in my nose while I was black out drunk

[severe steppe]

It was i who shit in your nose

[opal coral]

Could of killed me

[severe steppe]

I used your shirt as tp

For my bunghole

[opal coral]

That is weird dude

Maybe you shouldn’t play with your stool

Might end up hurting a janitors feelings one day 👀

Glad i was locked away in the sped class away from animals

[severe steppe]

Im not an animal i was making a beavis and butthead joke

[astral mortar]

For the record I understood the cornholio joke

[opal coral]

I didn’t watch much of that

[severe steppe]

Your welcome

[astral mortar]

You're missing out. Funniest shit I ever seen.

[severe steppe]

I wouldnt want my bungholio to get polio

[opal coral]

It was before my time and I never understood most of the jokes

[pseudo plaza]

Spiderman

Im sub Spiderman

[severe steppe]

Its two dumbass 18 year olds that got held back so many times that theyre still freshman, and they are dumb as hell

[opal coral]

I used to watch adult cartoons as a kind but never understood what i was watching

[opal coral]

Ik of it

[pseudo plaza]

But spiderman

[severe steppe]

Ah yes i remember being a kind

[astral mortar]

One of a kind...

[severe steppe]

Im not talking about spiderman

[pseudo plaza]

Subterrorist

[pseudo plaza]

How dare you

[opal coral]

Huh?

[pseudo plaza]

Spiderman saves the city and you treat spiderman like a double cheese burguer

[opal coral]

I defend myself

[severe steppe]

I was talking about something funnier, not that spiderman isnt funny

[pseudo plaza]

https://tenor.com/view/crusader-shocked-shotgun-gif-17982096

[severe steppe]

I was talking about beavis and butthead

[grave bay]

what tf is going on

[severe steppe]

https://tenor.com/view/templar-gif-20761281

[pseudo plaza]

Spider man give me vip in your chat

[grave bay]

everyone has opinions on spiderman not everyone loves him

[pseudo plaza]

Impossible

[grave bay]

https://tenor.com/view/supernatural-spn-dean-dean-winchester-sam-gif-16140336

[severe steppe]

I love spiderman, i grew up with the toby mcguire spiderman

[grave bay]

nuh uh

[pseudo plaza]

https://tenor.com/view/kaoruko-moeta-comic-girls-tears-crying-happy-gif-15759503

Sandwhich

[grave bay]

sandvich

[severe steppe]

S A N D W I C H

[pseudo plaza]

Sand witch

[severe steppe]

Sand which

Sandeez nuts

I hate myself

[grave bay]

doesnt sound like sandwich, invalid

[pseudo plaza]

Sannnest valorant player

[past burrow]

Why is the schizo still around

[severe steppe]

I hate valorant

[past burrow]

Spoken like a true valorant player

[grave bay]

honestly spongebob better 🙃

[past burrow]

Almost all valorant players I know hate the game

[severe steppe]

I dont play valorant

I have an xbox, and a life

[pseudo plaza]

I saw you yesterday

[upper halo]

BREAD BOYS LETS GO

[pseudo plaza]

https://tenor.com/view/marrano-crusade-meme-cristiano-helmet-ception-gif-17509245

[grave bay]

i play dragon ball the breakers its pretty cool

[severe steppe]

I saw gameplay and did not want anything to do with it

[grave bay]

“mom… im man”

[severe steppe]

Nuh uh

[upper halo]

haha

[pseudo plaza]

Im a new person:

[upper halo]

bread boys are the best

[grave bay]

gow is cool

[severe steppe]

I like the ps3 gow

[grave bay]

but pvz gw2 🔥

[pseudo plaza]

I want to send videos about bread boys but this server is kinda corrupt and strict

[severe steppe]

Im not a fan of EA

[grave bay]

fuck EA

[severe steppe]

I platinum eternal

[pseudo plaza]

this is the reason

[grave bay]

they ruined a perfectly good franchise

[upper halo]

crap

bread boys best

bread boys has actual good content

[severe steppe]

Is it the master level of taras nabad

[grave bay]

master levels are pretty easy imo

i just hate the fog alot

[upper halo]

son tends to die a lot tho

[severe steppe]

If its one of the mission challenges, those are the easiest things to get

[pseudo plaza]

Pretty normal

[upper halo]

yea
likes to die in all kinds of ways
usually gunshot wound but there are some exotic deaths too

[grave bay]

why tf did id not bother making a actual tip to beat tyrant

its just “shoot at it until it dies”

[severe steppe]

Then look in the mission select thing in the fortress of doom

[grave bay]

the only thing pretty much is that very slow at turning

[severe steppe]

Anything

Ok thatll work

[grave bay]

#screenshots

[severe steppe]

True

[pseudo plaza]

https://tenor.com/view/shotgun-bread-boys-gif-22775719

Spider man spider man

I dont know the song continueee

[upper halo]

yay shotgun

[pseudo plaza]

Spider man spider man

[upper halo]

does whatever a spider can

[pseudo plaza]

I dont know the song in english or spanishh

[opal coral]

God I just want to not prove myself to anyone rn

Yall feel

Exactly but expection.

[severe steppe]

Does what every a spider can
Can he stand
No he cant
Hes paralyzed, from the waste down
Look out, he cant feel his legs

[pseudo plaza]

Impressive

Spiders weak is the water

So Spider Man can lose in water

[severe steppe]

Hee hee hee ha

https://tenor.com/view/clash-royale-clash-royale-emote-gif-23858585

[timid delta]

I haven't missed a live-action Spider-Man film in theaters since 2004.

Not counting the Sony Spider-Man Universe.

[severe steppe]

Good god

I wasnt even around in 2004

I was born a year later

[timid delta]

I was five (soon to be six).

I was born the year the 1994 Spider-Man series came to an end.

[quiet wave]

you are small!!!! hahaha!!!!

[severe steppe]

Im 18

[quiet wave]

tiny!!! tiny little man!! hoo hoo hoo!!!

[timid delta]

Okay.

[severe steppe]

Im going into the navy so i dont know about tiny

[quiet wave]

(this is a small joke btw)

[severe steppe]

I know

I just like giving people shit

[timid delta]

Don't sell yourself short, Android.

[quiet wave]

why are you going to the navy cloaker?

[timid delta]

https://tenor.com/view/in-the-navy-village-people-they-want-you-new-recruit-disco-gif-16724663

[severe steppe]

Cause i can, i also got bored

[quiet wave]

do you get payed for doing that?

[severe steppe]

I needed something to do with my life

Yes

[quiet wave]

more than a regular job?

[severe steppe]

I ship off to bootcamp today, and also yes depending on my paygrade, i start out as an E1 and when i graduate bootcamp, i become an E2

[quiet wave]

i have no idea what any of that means

[severe steppe]

I figured

[quiet wave]

but good luck homie :)

[severe steppe]

Thank you

[quiet wave]

who knows, maybe if you get stationed on an aircraft carrier you'll find that submarine that went missing

or the sunken remains of a transformer

[timid delta]

The submarine imploded.

Its remains were apparently already found.

[severe steppe]

Probably lol, if i find the people in the submarine, ill ask them why they decided to use an xbox controller to pilot it

[timid delta]

At least, a debris field.

[blazing briar]

Thank god🙏 eat the rich amirite

[quiet wave]

i mean you kinda deserve it if you're stupid enough to go into a death trap bolted shut from the outside

[severe steppe]

Also eat the poor to solve world hunger, poverty, and overpopulation

[timid delta]

James Cameron also went down to the Titanic wreck.

A couple times.

But his submersible was in much better shape.

[quiet wave]

he was in a sort of capsule with a thick metal wire to be pulled up

[timid delta]

He still went down there.

Which is a risk no matter what.

[quiet wave]

in a much better machine

the risk is way lower, specially when you have a physical connection to the surface in the form of a cable that pulls you up if something is wrong

[timid delta]

Actually, it could increase the risk, since something could go wrong while being pulled up.

[quiet wave]

these guys lowered themselves to the titanic in a plastic egg controlled by a ps2 controller

with a single radio

[timid delta]

Of course, Titanic isn't even one of the five deepest shipwrecks.

[fading summit]

yea you’re practically begging for something to go wrong.

fucked up way to go out but it was sooo avoidable.

[quiet wave]

that's the funniest thing out of all this

[timid delta]

I wouldn't call it funny whatsoever.

[quiet wave]

they consciously made the decision of wasting 250k each to get into a death trap

[obsidian gate]

titanic: 2
rich people: 0

[patent fossil]

Is this Communism?

[timid delta]

Families losing their loved ones is never a funny thing.

[quiet wave]

the infinity of human idiocy is funny as fuck

[obsidian gate]

no i just fucking hate rich people

[quiet wave]

it's like me touching a live 2000 volt wire because i think i'll be fine

[timid delta]

That does sound like something you would do.

[quiet wave]

if i were to do that i would be a dumbass

[obsidian gate]

and if hating the rich makes me a commie then im buddies with marx himself

[quiet wave]

it's like jumping from a cliff hoping to fall into a small pond

[obsidian gate]

the ocean heard our calls and did it itself

[quiet wave]

of course shit will go wrong

[timid delta]

The deepest shipwreck is actually over twenty-two-thousand feet deep.

[fading summit]

realistically billionaires do not give 2 shits about the general public so why are we shocked that a majority of the world is taking this situation lightly/humorously.

[quiet wave]

they were horrible people anyways

[obsidian gate]

there was a ship-wreck off the coast if greece where like 50 people died but we dont hear anything about it because its just poor immigrants, yet when a few idiot billionaires doom themselves its all the news talks of

[patent fossil]

I don't hate rich people, but I don't like them.

I am a proud capitalist

[obsidian gate]

not rad

[fading summit]

for me its not even the fact that they were rich, its just overall such a silly way to go.

[timid delta]

Usually, when I imagine a way to die, I think of dying to save someone I love.

[fading summit]

for a BILLIONARE yall coulda paid way more for higher quality traveling. plus, a game controller? a single button? cmon now.

[obsidian gate]

communism is cool but its too hard to work irl so i want some good ole socialism

[quiet wave]

i love seeing horrible people die horrible deaths!!! you deserve it!!!! https://twitter.com/weathergoose1/status/1671264246678814720?t=PawYl7Fel07Y5hQvy4-9RQ&s=19

Orca International Brigade Member (@weathergoose1)

Just found out the OceanGate carbon fiber hull designers are like Chernobyl level freaks

Likes

2775

Retweets

406

Twitter · Jun 20, 2023, 9:10 PM

[patent fossil]

Why tho

[obsidian gate]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1036727943604482048/1121563074701316146/image.png

[timid delta]

As I'm stabbed through the gut and the blood runs beautifully from my mouth and the wound, I take the neck of the individual stabbing me and slash it in a delicious way.

[obsidian gate]

capitalism sucks

[fading summit]

my point exactly.

[patent fossil]

Yeah, I agree it isn't the best. Arguably good, most likely. But I prefer it to socialism/communism. That's just me tho.

[obsidian gate]

honestly those billionaires shouldve just skipped the starbucks coffee and pulled themselves up by their bootstraps to get outta the sub

[quiet wave]

should've walked up hill both ways out of that sub smh

[timid delta]

Of course, there was a ship sinking that cost over nine-thousand lives.

[patent fossil]

My theory is that one of those mfs just went batshit and tried to open the door, imploding it.

[quiet wave]

biliionaires these days smh smh, back in my day billionaires would attempt to build colonies on mars

[fading summit]

it was sealed shut.

[timid delta]

The implosion was probably beautiful.

[quiet wave]

i wonder if it's like crushing a soda can

[patent fossil]

Damn

[timid delta]

Your brains would splatter if a screw came lose.

Good thing I already ate.

[fading summit]

even if they were at the surface and didnt become crushed they still would be fucked from oxygen depletion since its bolted on the outside.

they we’re basically screwed no matter what.

[quiet wave]

do not fuck with the ocean

the ocean WILL fuck back

[timid delta]

Don't screw with it, or else.

[patent fossil]

I'll be ready

[obsidian gate]

nordic countries prove socialist policies work, and capitalist countries continue to prove that capitalism doesnt, it makes 0 sense that 1 man owns enough money to make a tower to the sun and back, yet there are 10’s of thousands of people starving and dying on the streets or having to ration their fucking insulin

[obsidian gate]

that billionaire is ALSO an idiot because he just whines that “cis is a slur” on the app he wasted 40 billion dollars on

[quiet wave]

meanwhile argentina, being better than every country

[timid delta]

The silver country.

[obsidian gate]

also sudden resurfacing causes massive problems with the bends and altitude pressure differences

[patent fossil]

There have been people that have exploded from the bends

[obsidian gate]

exactly

[timid delta]

Would be interesting to see.

[obsidian gate]

water pressure is real and terrifying

[quiet wave]

i wonder what it is like to be bent

[obsidian gate]

over?

[quiet wave]

imagine you just get contorted in horrible ways

[quiet wave]

shut

[obsidian gate]

🤭

[fading summit]

apparently it was “designed” to float when shit hit the fan, but again they were fucked regardless so hey.

[obsidian gate]

a few billionaires died? nothing of value was lost 🤭

[timid delta]

A kid died, though.

[fading summit]

if it was that serious i woulda just went to an exhibit or sumn for where they recovered items. mabe even buy some with that billionaire money

[obsidian gate]

that does suck, i only feel bad for him

[fading summit]

the 19 year old is what sucked the most yes. that is a ridiculously young age to die.

humanely, as the father i can only imagine the sheer guilt.

[timid delta]

His father died.

[obsidian gate]

they both died

[patent fossil]

I think you're referring to Democratic socialism, which opposes many of the commonly held ideologies of socialism, while still retaining commonly owned wealth.

[true ermine]

Human life was lost.

[fading summit]

yea. dying with your child instead of alone is probably 100x worse.

[true ermine]

Imagine the guilt the father must’ve felt. :(

[quiet wave]

don't pay 250k to go into a death trap 🤭

[obsidian gate]

i know, i said socialist policy, they still hold capitalism, its just the socialist practices that help them thrive

[quiet wave]

did he even have enough time to feel regret?

[timid delta]

No.

[obsidian gate]

billionaires dont care about me and they exploit people, i dont care about them, i can be called cold or heartless but i dont care

[timid delta]

If it imploded, he was dead before the full event occurred.

[true ermine]

Me? Bruh, the world doesn’t revolve around you

Ffs

[fading summit]

me which includes the general population. keep up.

[timid delta]

You don't even fully know these people.

[obsidian gate]

no way, i mentioned myself! in my own personal opinion! oh no im so awful and narcissistic

[timid delta]

Just because many billionaires are lesser people doesn't mean that's always the case.

[quiet wave]

this was the case actually scourge

[obsidian gate]

and this

[patent fossil]

Edgy socialists versus poorly argued capitalists. GO!

[true ermine]

You could’ve just said, “billionaires don’t care about people” instead of “billionaires don’t care about me”

[obsidian gate]

i am a people

[fading summit]

she is apart of the general population.

now youre just arguing for the sake of arguing

[obsidian gate]

billionaires cringe, next convo

who here likes zelda

[timid delta]

Zelda Williams?

[obsidian gate]

totk has made me become a zelda nerd again and i have the urge to replay older games

[true ermine]

Yes. That’s the worst part

[patent fossil]

TWILIGHT PRINCESS

PLAY IT

[obsidian gate]

that game was alright

never really got into the edgy vibe of it

the colorful ones i like better

[timid delta]

Isn't that the one with the random elf who sticks out his tongue?

[obsidian gate]

wind waker is peak gaming

[obsidian gate]

thats skyward sword

[quiet wave]

pind paker

[obsidian gate]

https://tenor.com/view/ghirahim-legend-of-zelda-skyward-sword-loz-ghirahim-tongue-gif-gif-13471668

[quiet wave]

oh god wth is that

[patent fossil]

That dood

I remember him

[timid delta]

What the heck were they thinking with that?

[obsidian gate]

Ghirahim

[obsidian gate]

hes meant to be weird/goofy at the start and slowly turn formidable

like the spot from atsv

[timid delta]

I'd rather see someone get disemboweled than stick their tongue out.

[patent fossil]

Oh

[fading summit]

okay we fucking GET IT you like gore.

[quiet wave]

what about seeing deez

[timid delta]

I wouldn't call that gory.

[patent fossil]

How

[amber spindle]

yeah exactly hes supposed to make you uncomfortable

[fading summit]

im talking in general man fuck

[amber spindle]

hes the first, seventh, and semifinal boss

each time he gets more and more bloodlusted and angry

[timid delta]

Reminds me a bit of the main antagonist of my novels.

He starts out like The Joker, but as he's fought more, he becomes more angry.

His first appearance also has him rip out a heart.

[astral mortar]

You, mind your own fucking business

[quiet wave]

https://tenor.com/view/kano-fatality-gif-20367667

[timid delta]

Kind of like that.

One of my favorite Fatalities.

[amber spindle]

maybe dont dislike a language for like no reason

[timid delta]

But I wasn't into Mortal Kombat when I created the character and wrote book one.

In 2014.

[astral mortar]

I just said I thought it was boring imo

that is a reason

[amber spindle]

and that offended someone
you responded by insulting them , the worst possible solution

[fading summit]

old ass fucking conversation, move on with your day softie. and its a public chat smartass.

[timid delta]

Exactly.

Thirteen hours ago.

[fading summit]

the irony is so insane sometimes i swear

[patent fossil]

who tf femboy-ed the marauders in the emojis

[amber spindle]

oh lol i didnt notice

[quiet wave]

i did sorry

[fading summit]

not you the other guy

[quiet wave]

it was an accident

[amber spindle]

wdym theyre just a but chibi so they work as emoji

[amber spindle]

ye ik i thought it was more recent though

[timid delta]

Randomly got a copyright notification just now that told me my video is now banned in Turkey.

[quiet wave]

damn

[timid delta]

Okay, then.

[amber spindle]

rip

[fading summit]

yea but you were basically saying the sane side of the conversation so youre straight. the other guy is a wacko

[timid delta]

I wonder what song it was.

Russia, I can understand.

[amber spindle]

how dare you say im straight

[fading summit]

i knew you was gonna say some shit like that

[amber spindle]

lol

[timid delta]

One of the songs from John Wick: Chapter Four got blocked.

In Turkey.

[patent fossil]

Average turkey L (both the bird and the country)

[amber spindle]

turkeys taste pretty good though

[timid delta]

The others are Russia and Belarus, but as I mentioned, that makes sense.

[patent fossil]

Disagreed

[timid delta]

I love turkey.

But I prefer chicken.

[fading summit]

you are simply not human

[timid delta]

I like my chicken fried.

[fading summit]

but chicken is the superior meat so i guess

[timid delta]

And a cold Coke on a Friday night.

Pair of jeans that fit just right.

[patent fossil]

Just for that I'm going to wojak turkey later

[fading summit]

fried with a tall ass glass of sweet tea

[timid delta]

Sweet tea is also delicious.

[fading summit]

mash potatoes, baked mac on the side

[timid delta]

Yes.

[fading summit]

mmmm, maybe even some dirty rice

[timid delta]

I had IHOP for dinner.

A steak omelette with pancakes.

[fading summit]

IHOP new york cheesecake pancakes is the only good option (jk)

[amber spindle]

i just made an unhinged sandwich where i work and brought it home

unhinged in the sense that it is insane

[fading summit]

cant be worse than what i ate

[patent fossil]

I'm waiting for my buddies to get on rn. We're going to gaslight one of our buddies cause he's been being a dick lately for no other reason than he is stronger in our game.

[amber spindle]

yeah probably

[amber spindle]

rip

[true ermine]

Delicious.

[fading summit]

sounds fun

[patent fossil]

CurseForge is a lovely thing

I guarantee one of you went to go google that

[quiet wave]

https://tenor.com/view/unicouniuni-unicouniuni3-cat-blackcat-cattalk-gif-25462889

[amber spindle]

i literally have curseforge open rn

its what i use to launch the minecraft modpack ive been using

[true ermine]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-eating-food-eat-fast-gif-24473847

[amber spindle]

kibby

[patent fossil]

Uh oh
Message I sent is freaking out

Won't send

[obsidian gate]

and cool looking

[obsidian gate]

oh look, a nerd

[amber spindle]

eh i think the second version is the coolest one

[obsidian gate]

CRINGE

[patent fossil]

UAuaUAgh my leg just fell asleep all the way up to the knee

Weird feeling

[amber spindle]

genuinely dont know how to respond

[patent fossil]

Wym

[amber spindle]

tis a joke

[obsidian gate]

cringe to assume straightness

[amber spindle]

OHHH

[patent fossil]

Ok

[obsidian gate]

hiii are you straight or normal

[amber spindle]

lmao

[obsidian gate]

haii are you cis or normal

[obsidian gate]

heteronormativity is CRINGEEE

[quiet wave]

https://tenor.com/view/shinada-yakuza5-tatsuo-shinada-gif-22602597

[obsidian gate]

if i ran society i would make it so it’s assumed that you always kiss the same gender

[true ermine]

I like women

[obsidian gate]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/968124601093738546/1121275195613794406/ezgif.com-video-to-gif_3.gif

[obsidian gate]

same

jeez i almost sounded homophobic

[fading summit]

both are great

[true ermine]

https://tenor.com/view/brick-gif-18431407

[obsidian gate]

https://tenor.com/view/both-agree-yes-good-gif-4591420

[true ermine]

How?

[shut creek]

his poor teeth

[quiet wave]

women are women

[patent fossil]

She said sane at first

[quiet wave]

i am me

[true ermine]

What? That’s my pre workout snack

[obsidian gate]

typed “sane” first, as if saying its “sane” to be straight and being anything else is “insane”

[patent fossil]

iFunny moment

Anyone else here use iFunny?

[obsidian gate]

aroace: fuck everyone
pansexual: 😼

[patent fossil]

Not saying I'm homophobic or nothin

[obsidian gate]

?

[fading summit]

[obsidian gate]

i am 😼

[patent fossil]

iFunny is the single most racist, sexist, homophobic app I know of

[fading summit]

alright im going back to watching my movie, no idea what yall nerds are on about lmao.

[obsidian gate]

use 4chan and your mind will change

[amber spindle]

doesnt pansexual mean you dont care about sex

[obsidian gate]

aroace means you dont care about sex, pansexual means your attracted to anyone regardless of gender

[blissful pollen]

Been playing on HMP since I bought the game, decided to step up a little bit and tried to do Nightmare Arc Complex Master Level
...
I got shit on these check points are unreal

[amber spindle]

aroace means you dont want a relationship at all
ace means no sex
pan means dont care about sex

[obsidian gate]

no, pansexual means you partake in sex with anyone regardless of gender

[patent fossil]

I don't know shit about this topic

[blissful pollen]

Why does half my life blow up with one Baron attack jesus

[fading summit]

sex as in female/male.

[blissful pollen]

This shi crazy

[amber spindle]

did it change at some point recently i swear it was different

[fading summit]

are you mixing up sex and sex or?

[amber spindle]

no

[blissful pollen]

Before you keep discussing sexuality does anyone have any tips to not get massacred by the angry horde

[fading summit]

no clue how you’re confused then, sorry dude

[amber spindle]

wdym

[patent fossil]

Why did I just think of the clip of MoistCritikal saying "Hey, Sex?"

[amber spindle]

seven nation army

[blissful pollen]

As in I decided to try play a Nightmare Master Level when I´m used to Hurt Me Plenty campaign and it´s crazy

[amber spindle]

simple
dont

play a difficulty you can actually deal with

[obsidian gate]

the joke is that aroace is saying “fuck everyone” because they dont want any type of relationship and thus dont care for anyone, so “fuck everyone”

pansexual is making that funny because it would literally “fuck everyone”

i just wanted to make a dumb joke and now ive talked about too much for doom chat but

[patent fossil]

Why did u reply to me

[amber spindle]

i get the joke

[blissful pollen]

Unlucky message timing

[obsidian gate]

then dont comment?

[blissful pollen]

I´ve been doing that, but tried to check out the harder stuff out of curiosity

[past burrow]

Don’t do that 👍

[blissful pollen]

It´s fun as hell dont get me wrong

[blissful pollen]

What is so bad about being curious with harder difficulties?

[obsidian gate]

hi

[astral mortar]

Nah y'all are just being assholes because I called a language boring and someone got offended

[patent fossil]

Man is on a 2 hour delay

[past burrow]

You’ll develop bad habits, better to start off easier and build skill

[astral mortar]

Fair, I've been planning a trip to Malibu

[blissful pollen]

I see I see, I didn´t know you could get bad habits from playing harder enemies

[past burrow]

Well you’re just gonna hide in a corner and scope them out

[astral mortar]

What is your pfp 😭

[past burrow]

You know damn well what they’re trying to do

[astral mortar]

E

[quiet wave]

messi would never

[obsidian gate]

“my opinion is its boring”
“my opinion is your opinion is shit”
“WOW WHAT A SNOWFLAKE GETTING OFFENED”

[quiet wave]

that's kroos's job

[fading summit]

are you visually impaired or some shit

even my blind ass can see that you were at fault

[obsidian gate]

i fucking hate nazi’s so imma go contact mod mail

[fading summit]

[astral mortar]

Yes actually.

[patent fossil]

Font size: NO

[fading summit]

i recommend contacts and a small dash of self awareness.

[past burrow]

https://youtu.be/Xn4yAbA9cZw

My honest reaction

[astral mortar]

Nah contacts always get stuck for me and I prefer glasses

[astral mortar]

???

Anyway, instead of Dutch or Norwegian I decided to learn german

[obsidian gate]

spanish >

[astral mortar]

Incorrect

[patent fossil]

Came here for Doom
found arbitrary arguments

[obsidian gate]

weird way to say correct

[astral mortar]

The only superior Spanish thing is the food

[obsidian gate]

this is #general, doom is in doom chats

[quiet wave]

i can think of plenty of reasons why spanish is better than both norweigan and german

[patent fossil]

Fair point

[astral mortar]

Ok, shoot

[fading summit]

welcome to the internet?

[quiet wave]

number 1: it's mostly spoken by non europeans

[fading summit]

were not too fond of antagonism here ourselves.

[quiet wave]

number 2: the amount of insults you can make up with it is completely unrivaled

[astral mortar]

That isn't a plus or a minus though 😭

[obsidian gate]

thats a plus

[patent fossil]

It's a plus

[quiet wave]

number 3: you can distinguish what it's being said if you know a basic of english unlike other languages

[astral mortar]

Fair, also gendered words adds more creativity

[quiet wave]

number 4: messi

[patent fossil]

I'm learning Italian

[astral mortar]

Where is Messi from?

[patent fossil]

Wait no I didn't mean to reply

[quiet wave]

number 5: spanish is utilized in way more media than german or norweigan

[astral mortar]

Fair

[quiet wave]

number 6: it's more accessible and easy to learn

number 7: you can find spanish speakers pretty much everywhere, and i do mean everywhere

[astral mortar]

How is it easy to learn?

[quiet wave]

number 8: you can interact with way more people and learn about a lot more things with it

[astral mortar]

Fair

[amber spindle]

you are typing in english, one of the hardest languages to learn

[quiet wave]

number 9: it has way more real world applications than german or norweigan

[quiet wave]

english is the easiest language to learn

[amber spindle]

is it though

[astral mortar]

But I was raised learning it, that is much different

[quiet wave]

everyone everywhere in the world is constantly bombarded with english from the moment they're born, at this point it's almost the second language of a good 40% of the world population

[astral mortar]

Wait much different 😭

Oops

[amber spindle]

doesnt mean its easy to learn, just that its widespread

[quiet wave]

number 10: you can directly learn and interact with way more cultures than you can with german or norweigan

[quiet wave]

widespread = easy to learn

it's the world's default

[astral mortar]

Depends where you live, there are a lot of fricking Germans in my city

[quiet wave]

do you live in austria?

[amber spindle]

nah

[patent fossil]

Not really

[astral mortar]

No

[amber spindle]

i mean theres more resources available to be able to learn it, but a lot of english makes no fucking sense

[astral mortar]

I mean, it just means that there are more resources available but it is still not easy

[quiet wave]

and?

[patent fossil]

And your point is invalid

[quiet wave]

you're blasted with it since the age of 3 more or less if you live in the west, you're bound to learn a decent understanding of it just by exposure alone

[visual owl]

a good 11% (920 million within china) of the world population speaks mandarin chinese but you wouldn't call it easy to learn

[obsidian gate]

buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo. is a full sentence

[tough ermine]

Key phrase, if you live in the west

[amber spindle]

yep

[patent fossil]

Correct

[quiet wave]

is it the most widespread language globally?

[obsidian gate]

11% is alot

[patent fossil]

Buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo is also a complete sentence

[quiet wave]

so is "Cómo como como?" but we aren't talking about that

[obsidian gate]

you can add an infinite amount of buffalo’s and it still works, same thing with an infinite amount of police in a row

[astral mortar]

The extent of my Spanish knowledge is how to order a burrito from this truck near me, the owner doesn't speak any English yet but is trying hard to learn and appreciates it when people can order in spanish

[tough ermine]

english is 1.4 billion, mandarin is 1.1 billion, a very close second

[astral mortar]

A lot

[obsidian gate]

not much

[patent fossil]

Socialism, Zelda, and arbitrary arguments

[amber spindle]

are you an alt of someone who got banned or what

[astral mortar]

And I can mostly understand the words in loteria

[quiet wave]

only because china is the most populated country of all

[fading summit]

smart people talk about language and shit about recent submarine news. and zelda. and food.

[amber spindle]

ZELDA

[fading summit]

oh man

[astral mortar]

Zelda and food are God tier

[obsidian gate]

zelda is peak gaming

[astral mortar]

My fav loz has to be the N64 one I can't remember the name

[visual owl]

if you narrowed down "easy to learn" to "easy to learn to use in a professional setting" i could kinda see a point in that statement since english tends to be a lot more rigid in that context

[obsidian gate]

i am FIENDING to play some wind waker or majora’s mask

idk why i just really wanna

[astral mortar]

I prefer oot

But you do you

[fading summit]

?

[quiet wave]

easy to use in a professional setting is still easy to learn

[astral mortar]

Eh

[amber spindle]

i want some mf twilight princess

[obsidian gate]

oot is good but majora’s mask just hits different

[patent fossil]

W

[amber spindle]

mojaras mask is so much better

[obsidian gate]

get a wii u or wii or gamecube or dolphin

[obsidian gate]

exactly

[amber spindle]

FUCK i misspelled one of my favorite games

[astral mortar]

I haven't played it in a long time, I might have to boot up my n64

[quiet wave]

same!

[tough ermine]

Ive only played 3 zelda games, 1, and the latest 2

[amber spindle]

i have a wii u next to me with WW and TP on it but i want switch version gahh

[obsidian gate]

the latest as in time released or does this include the remakes/remasters

[astral mortar]

Switch version?

[tough ermine]

im just talkin about botw and totk

[obsidian gate]

we need a switch version so badly

[amber spindle]

would literally pay full price

[obsidian gate]

ok just wondering cuz technically the latest 2 would be skyward sword and totk

[astral mortar]

I want a switch version of super Mario sunshine

[obsidian gate]

i would also, especially if they got rid of twilight princess stamps and added real things

[patent fossil]

Unpopular opinion: Elder Scrolls, best game series story-wise

[astral mortar]

I miss my 3ds

[obsidian gate]

it….. exists? what?

[amber spindle]

there was one, guess you mustve missed it

[patent fossil]

Same bro

[obsidian gate]

or are you too slow for mario 3d all stars 🤭

[astral mortar]

I meant a standalone game

[amber spindle]

nobody is too slow for those, you can still find them in best buy sometimes

[astral mortar]

I'm not buying all stars

[patent fossil]

@tulip mesa tf

[astral mortar]

I only want one game

[obsidian gate]

ik but it had its whole deal with limited time

[amber spindle]

well you missed your chance then, get the shitty NSO expansion pass thing for when gamecube is added

[obsidian gate]

my person in christ, if it was 1 they would charge the same as the 3

[astral mortar]

Fair

[obsidian gate]

gamecube for nso isnt happening… give up

[astral mortar]

Damn

[obsidian gate]

you cant hope forever…..

[amber spindle]

eh maybe eventually now that the service is overpriced as hell

[astral mortar]

I wanted to play Luigi's mansion on switch lol

[obsidian gate]

minish cap on switch for the low price of 50$ a year

[amber spindle]

im not gonna get the expansion whether theres gamecube or not

[obsidian gate]

there is one

[astral mortar]

Oh

[obsidian gate]

and they’re adding another

[amber spindle]

not the original

though luigis mansion 3 is fucking dope

[astral mortar]

Damn. i was about to buy it

[obsidian gate]

genuinely hype as shit, dark moon is good no matter what others say

[astral mortar]

So weird of them to port luigis mansion 1 to the 3ds and not the switch

[obsidian gate]

get it on 3ds idk

[amber spindle]

dark moon is better than the OG

fight me

[obsidian gate]

nintendo is the king of questionable decisions

[patent fossil]

Aight, my friends are on now, time to go make my friend think he is going insane

[obsidian gate]

i wont, i agree

[astral mortar]

Bros got a pegasus pfp lol just noticed

Dark moon was the first one I played so I never had any real negative thoughts on it

[amber spindle]

wdym its sephiroth bro

[obsidian gate]

PEGASUS??? isnt it fucking sephiroth

[astral mortar]

Oh 😭 I thought it was pegasus, founder of duel monsters

Best anime ever ngl

[tough ermine]

is that a meme?

[obsidian gate]

you didnt say neon genesis evangelion

[obsidian gate]

does that count? sorry if it does

[astral mortar]

No... I didnt

[tough ermine]

i was talkin about the shitpost by fishy

[obsidian gate]

so its not the best

[quiet wave]

um nope!

[trim helm]

Yorgioh
also you know it’s a card game with an anime adaptation right

[quiet wave]

you saw nothing!!!

[astral mortar]

It is though

[tough ermine]

thanks bruv

[astral mortar]

I am aware

[quiet wave]

don't warn me for that pls

[obsidian gate]

that is NOT how you say yugioh

[trim helm]

Yugioh 1 is pretty good
The rest kinda kinda suck

[trim helm]

No that’s how you say splorghorioh

[astral mortar]

@trim helm Yu-Gi-Oh GX was amazing

[trim helm]

Eh

[obsidian gate]

anyone wanna see someone kiss a kitten then the kitten kisses back

[astral mortar]

No

[fading summit]

we need more dog appreciation here.

[astral mortar]

Most dogs

[quiet wave]

I agree, POST THE EMOJI

[obsidian gate]

https://tenor.com/view/bellebows-happy-dog-dog-happy-gif-26293771

[astral mortar]

Is bro on dog nip?

[obsidian gate]

dogs are cool but cats are ME

[fading summit]

what, her?

[astral mortar]

I only dislike two types of dog

Pitbulls and staffies

[quiet wave]

yes

[fading summit]

you are so horrificly wrong with the pitbulls

[obsidian gate]

and what did they do to you

[fading summit]

pits are aweeesomee

i only truly dislike pugs

[quiet wave]

when they're not eating children yeah

[obsidian gate]

i feel sorry for them

[fading summit]

breeding those was just straight evil

[obsidian gate]

retro pugs are better

[astral mortar]

I was attacked by both and both make up the overwhelming majority of dog attacks and almost all fatal dog attacks

[fading summit]

like thanks but i prefer my dog to have a SNOUT?

[astral mortar]

in some places it has become illegal, i hope it becomes like that everywhere

[obsidian gate]

i like it when my dog comes with the ability to breathe

[fading summit]

who the fuck want to hear a constant struggle for breath daily

[astral mortar]

people shouldn't be allowed to breed pugs or ragdoll cats imo

[obsidian gate]

its “cute” to some

[fading summit]

call me dramatic but that shit is actually painful to listen to, i feel genuinely sorry.

[quiet wave]

What's wrong with ragdoll cats

[obsidian gate]

whats wrong with that cat

[astral mortar]

exactly, i love pugs but i hate that that happenes to them

[fading summit]

personally i dont like “toy” dog breeds. theyres 0 fun in that imo

[astral mortar]

ragdoll cats are at higher risk of developing heart and bone marrow issues

[quiet wave]

You can take them with you everywhere and they're great for apartments

[obsidian gate]

i hate almost nothing more in life then designer pets

[fading summit]

nah my dog gotta be at least 50/60lbs

[quiet wave]

Tell that to my building's administration

[obsidian gate]

dont spend fucking money to get your shitty special breed of dog/cat, go to a shelter

[astral mortar]

omg same, there are only 4 breeds of big dogs allowed ( i live in an mhp)

[fading summit]

theyll accept my pup dw

[quiet wave]

Sissy :)

[astral mortar]

You don't have to go to a shelter, while i think it is a better option please don't try to force people to

aww cute

[obsidian gate]

cute baby

[obsidian gate]

saving a dog makes you a morally better person then buying one and supporting people to continue to commit horrible breeding practices

[astral mortar]

the only big dog breeds allowed at my mhp are as follows: australian cattle dogs, golden retrievers, huskies, or german sheperds

[floral marlin]

very cute

[fading summit]

at least where i live there is an overpopulation/homeless issue with dogs so pleasee save one from the streets.

[obsidian gate]

that also, save them from the streets

[fading summit]

my dog is a what we call a “bush baby”

[astral mortar]

Not nessecarily, my dog (an australian cattle dog) was being abused by the breeder so we adopted the whole litter and distributed them throughout family members so they could have playdates

the breeder also got arrested for animal abuse shortly after

[fading summit]

that is also the case unfortunately. one dog that i adopted was from a puppy mill and sadly passed from previous neglect.

[astral mortar]

Ohh, im so sorry that happened to you

[fading summit]

some mfs just produce dogs for a quick cash grab, shit is evil

[astral mortar]

fr

[fading summit]

its fine, thanks

[astral mortar]

I would but I legally cannot keep any more dogs

[fading summit]

id get another dog if it werent for the spacing in my home

also maintaining a pet is expensive as hell, especially in today’s economy

[obsidian gate]

that is good, but i mean people who pay like thousands of dollars just because they want some stupid specific breed

[astral mortar]

tbh I would pay thousands for a husky if im being honest

[fading summit]

hello trg👋🏾

[mystic garden]

I can't afford a pet. But I would love one. Would definitely help with that whole loneliness thing.

[mystic garden]

hey bud. how you doin

[fading summit]

pretty good pretty good, connected to xbox 360 online and shit kinda made my day, hbu?

[fading summit]

the amount that purebred pits go for is RIDICULOUS

[astral mortar]

And 5 months later

Pitbull named princess mauling a 4 year old:

[fading summit]

pits are amazing

[mystic garden]

Eh. I exist. Had to end my Vampire the Masquerade game early tonight because I got sick. Dude I want to get another Xbox 360 so bad. I have a ton of games tied to my account I could just download and play.

[fading summit]

anytime a dog acts out its 100% the owners fault

[astral mortar]

Pitbull named destroyer of worlds saving people from crashing a plane:

[astral mortar]

Not at all

My aunt had a pit that she treated perfectly and she got trained by a 5 start trainer that attacked me when i was seven

just because you train a dog perfectly or treat it perfectly is not a 100 percent thing, dogs can still go bad

[fading summit]

damn? that sucks ass.. hope youre feeling better man, and from what ive seen 360s are fairly affordable so do so snag one

such an iconic console

[mystic garden]

I get paid in a little over a week, so I'm gonna check ebay then

[obsidian gate]

i want a cat so badly man

[fading summit]

i dont know. sounds like to me someone fucked up somewhere down the line.

[weak juniper]

yo

[fading summit]

PLEASE take these ones by my front door.

[astral mortar]

Nah, dogs can still go bad no matter how well you do

[mystic garden]

gimme

[fading summit]

not my dog, so thats on whoever else.

[astral mortar]

I wish it were true that good training always ended in a flawless dog but that is not true

[obsidian gate]

i cant 😭
my dad doesnt want any pets

[astral mortar]

Ok? You're dog didn't go bad, thats good for you. But just because yours didn't doesnt mean others can't

[fading summit]

we have a black/white one, white/grey and an all grey one. pick your poison

[fading summit]

that was not my point at all bro. i said “not my dog” to basically move on from that convo.

[astral mortar]

Oh sorry

[mystic garden]

I really want one. But like you said, it's expensive, and my building makes us pay a pet deposit.

[astral mortar]

lets talk about cheese

[obsidian gate]

ALL OF THEM.

[astral mortar]

I really like mozzerella

[obsidian gate]

they are all precious babys

[astral mortar]

it has a creamy and rich taste

[patent fossil]

The cheese?

[astral mortar]

There's demon in pride month

[obsidian gate]

no

[mystic garden]

Arby's mozarella sticks are my jam

[astral mortar]

Your point?

[fading summit]

i watched them grow up😭 they lovee hanging out by the side and under the porch

[astral mortar]

Idk

[obsidian gate]

is this guy gunna say homophobic shit

[fading summit]

whoa there bud

[mystic garden]

sigh yeah probably

[astral mortar]

fr just waiting for it 😭

No, I was just saying

[obsidian gate]

he does NOT represent zelda fans if he does, we are accepting

[astral mortar]

exactly

[patent fossil]

We are?

[astral mortar]

I'm not homophobic

[fading summit]

mozzarella sticks make me go crazy i fucking love cheese

[obsidian gate]

thats me all the time im here, just waiting for the next guy to say “i hate trans/gay people”

[fading summit]

had some bomb ass macaroni today actually

[patent fossil]

I've seen some racist Zelda players

[mystic garden]

oooh that sounds good as fuck

[obsidian gate]

🤓

[mystic garden]

i had chicken nuggets and onion rings

[patent fossil]

And homophobic

[obsidian gate]

those arent fans

[astral mortar]

I'm not racist either

[obsidian gate]

those arent fans

[obsidian gate]

nobody said you were

[astral mortar]

oh that reminds me, my dad says the f slur all the time right? Well, as soon as I say jesus christ in front of him I am suddenly evil like wtf

(im gay btw)

[patent fossil]

Christian Conservatives

[astral mortar]

fr

[obsidian gate]

you couldve just said “the f slur” instead of a barely censored word

[astral mortar]

Dude, i support

[mystic garden]

your dad sounds like a douche. sorry not sorry.

[astral mortar]

sorry

[astral mortar]

Yep.

My dad left for a gardening tool

[obsidian gate]

and also yeah your dad seems kinda

bad?

[astral mortar]

eh

[fading summit]

based ass meal

[patent fossil]

My dad is cool and based (but not in the racist way)

[fading summit]

this dude trg knows all the good shit cmon

[astral mortar]

hes decent in pretty much every area but he is homophobic, facist, racist, ableist, etc

[obsidian gate]

i dont wanna insult another’s parents but constant use of slurs does not sit well

[astral mortar]

no no its fine

[obsidian gate]

so hes “decent” and then you list everything that makes one a bad person

[mystic garden]

so he's...not decent in every area?

[astral mortar]

I said in pretty much every area

[fading summit]

(it was white gouda, practically died at the table)

[astral mortar]

Thats why i said pretty much

[obsidian gate]

so hes just really bad?

[mystic garden]

that sounds wonderful.

[astral mortar]

omfg im gonna slam my head into the wall

I said in PRETTY MUCH every area

[fading summit]

just disown your pops atp, get a new one from walmart or something.

[obsidian gate]

@patent fossil the react?

[astral mortar]

gonna find someone elses fr

[mystic garden]

yeah if someone is "homophobic, facist, racist, ableist, etc" then it really doesn't matter what else they do, they suck.

[obsidian gate]

yeah

[astral mortar]

I SAID IN PRETTY MUCH EVERY OTHER AREA

[obsidian gate]

❔

[astral mortar]

NOT EVERY AREA

[fading summit]

nah he damn near checked all the tallies

[mystic garden]

yeah that's not "pretty much" every area. that's like, no areas.

[fading summit]

fist fight. (jk)

[astral mortar]

oh also add sexist and mysogynistic to the list

[obsidian gate]

geneva conventions? nah, geneva checklist

[obsidian gate]

i dont like your father

[astral mortar]

and transphobic as hell

[obsidian gate]

im still waiting

[obsidian gate]

i now hate him

[fading summit]

throw that man in the dumpster lil bro.

[obsidian gate]

i HATE him

[patent fossil]

He would make a great iFunny-er then

[astral mortar]

my dad is pretty much a cis straight white man who hates everyone who isnt a cis straight white man