the-dark-ages

[formal root]

vega

order me a tall soda, i’m gonna be playing dark ages

[uneven mortar]

If anyone has non-story spoilery info about cheat codes or NG+ plz let me know :)

[final dune]

if anyone has spoilers in general dm me

[burnt moss]

9d 20h 4m 24s

im gonna run out on the road and get put into a coma wake me up in 9 days and 19 hours

[vagrant path]

When is this preorder gonna take my money lmfao

I wanna spend exhuberantly without worrying about not having enough money for this thing....

[hollow sandal]

What platform?

[vagrant path]

xbox

series sex

[uneven mortar]

Any developments on barons of hell?

[formal root]

developments?

[pliant coral]

Meaning news.

[mystic barn]

There are Cosmic Barons and that’s all we know

[split gate]

Vega clip this shit, me and the Sentinels are about to jump Ahzrak’s goofy ahh

[formal root]

VEGA DELETE THAT CLIP, I GOT MY ASS BEAT

[split gate]

Vega, run the Find my app, I lost my helmet

[golden talon]

Vega, refill my fent cart and triple smoke outtake

[formal root]

Vega, I want to you upload a 32 terabyte zip bomb of cat pictures to the maykr network

[stray prairie]

Vega, clip that shit and put it on my cringe compilation

[fleet spruce]

That's too small make it 5000 yottabytes or something

[plain iron]

Vega, cut ahzrak's balls off

[mild loom]

Vega, I got a real itch in my left asscheek sector 7C

[plain iron]

I like the idea that vega is just hearing this shit and he's like "bruh what the shart dawg"

[stray prairie]

Vega, kill me

[golden talon]

Vega, zelle me 5,000 dollars

[mild loom]

Vega, shit his pants

[mystic patrol]

Vega, balls torsion

[plain iron]

Vega, lobotomize that guy

[stray prairie]

Vega, twist that guy's balls

[mystic barn]

VEGA, give Azhrak tungsten ballsack

[vagrant path]

Would vega even exist at that point?

[uneven dragon]

no

[stray prairie]

Vega, tell me a good night story

[formal root]

VEGA, BUY ME A 5080 GAMING PC

[hard thistle]

a 5080 wont be enough for tda

[formal root]

VEGA, BUY ME A 4090 GAMING PC

[sleek ermine]

VEGA, Buy me everything I need to play DOOM 2028

[uneven dragon]

vega shit yourself

[loud gulch]

vega, give me 8gbs of ram

[stray prairie]

Vega, clip that shit frfr

[tranquil bluff]

Vega demonetize underthemayo's YouTube channel

[remote thunder]

trvthnvke

[vagrant path]

VEGA, turn off texture filtering on gzdoom

[slender night]

I think turning it on would be a punishment

[proud vine]

VEGA, give me a hug

[mystic patrol]

Access denied.

[opal anchor]

Vega, I know this is very selfish of me, but give us world peace.

[mystic patrol]

Synthax error.

[opal anchor]

lol :)

(Please, no one here start up a political debate over that or anything. It's just a joke from the Simpsons episode about the monkey's paw.)

[humble plaza]

hey when do yo thinks the pre download will available ? in game pass it has an pre install but idk thats real \

[mystic patrol]

may 11th for premium edition users, and may 13th for standard edition users

[humble plaza]

the pre install on game passin fake ?

[mystic patrol]

i really do not know. you can press pre install on gamepass?

[humble plaza]

yep

[mystic patrol]

press it and check what happens i guess

[alpine pilot]

can i play doom now

[eager stone]

Naw I’m buying it, fuck gamepass for real.

[split gate]

You can turn on a gameplay video and pretend you’re playing it with your controller/keyboard

[uneven dragon]

Genius

[safe ice]

I feel like the mace is gonna act like the blood punch from eternal

[uneven dragon]

I just want to use a melee like a melee

[hollow sandal]

I'm Gonna put my melee button on R1

Gonna feel chunkier than clicking an analog stick

[silver sierra]

Dark ages won't have multiplayer at all? No?

[formal root]

nope

[split gate]

Yeah, it’ll be just singleplayer. id is on that “fear not the man who practiced 10,000 kicks but the man who practiced 1 kick 10,000 times” type gameplay

[silver sierra]

oh awesome

rather that tbh

[split gate]

Same as well, the new Doom games show that they know how make damn good campaigns, now imagine if they don’t get held back by multiplayer and just focus on making a singleplayer FPS, that’s TDA

[silver sierra]

at this point i am honestly really burnt out by doom as i literally finished both DOOM 2016 and Doom eternal within a few weeks

well missing 5 achievements on Doom eternal now

but ill get those in like 2-3 hours of gameplay

im so close lmao

100% doom 2016 was also time consuming cuz i had to get to prestige 8 on mp

[split gate]

It can be good to take a break before going back in, I played Eternal again a month ago to refresh and just played different games afterwards

[silver sierra]

yeah i wanna finish Eternal today

then just wait until dark ages comes out while playing something else in the meantime

but man i am falling asleep while playing this game rn LOL

[plain iron]

Play cult of the lamb :33

[wheat sigil]

probably won't really be relevant

[silver sierra]

Cult of the what

Honestly, i wanna play rust next week xD

[plain iron]

Real tho

[wheat sigil]

don't play rust...

[plain iron]

It's a rogue like lmfao

[silver sierra]

Rust is great, they have tigers and jungle now

[wheat sigil]

dramatically less air time in general

[formal root]

cult of the lamb is a roguelike?

[wheat sigil]

air control isn't important if you're not, well, in the air

[plain iron]

Supposed to be

[wheat sigil]

the jump seems very small though

will be interesting to see how movement feels

[mystic patrol]

i like to believe it will feel like a mix of OG doom and doom 2016

[wheat sigil]

i wouldn't say 2016

all 2016 did was giving the player the ability to jump

however, TDA seems to have other new movement mechanics

[frail bloom]

I think you can kill fodder if you jump down from a high point, not too sure abt that tho

It causes a shockwave

I think I saw him kill fodder with his jump although I'm not sure

guys, please do not go to cort's channel, he is spoiling enemies

[plain iron]

Eugh.

Lowkey can't wait till he gets bonked by id or bethesda

[mystic patrol]

@frail bloom does he spoil anything about performance? if so, can you dm so no one is getting spoiled?

[frail bloom]

I can't say anything abt enemies, but he is sure describing everything he knows

[frail bloom]

Well, he's playing on a ps5, and it's buttery smooth he says. This isn't spoilers, I can tell you here

That's all I can say

[hollow sandal]

The maykr ship

[mystic patrol]

great to hear. i hope my 4060 will handle

[harsh egret]

how did he even get access lol

[frail bloom]

I have no idea
I guess walmart handing out early review copies by accident

[harsh egret]

i have a hard time understanding how a random person can get access

how the hell would walmart have review copies

weird idk

[frail bloom]

It's what he said

Welp, he's having fun at least

[harsh egret]

thats good to hear

but ye i dont wanna hear anything else xd

[frail bloom]

But I'd avoid his channel, he will spoil anything

[plain iron]

He's gonna get yeeted by bethesda lmao

[frail bloom]

Ye soon enough

[hollow sandal]

Lol. Interesting

Buttery smooth huh

[wide terrace]

[mystic patrol]

bro is playing doom the dark ages early, meanwhile dpi merchandising europe is sleeping

[frail bloom]

You can go look at your own discretion

If you want to see for yourself

[zealous crag]

Do you know his channels name ?

I dont mind a dm

[frail bloom]

Ye hold on

[fierce violet]

I got the tracking number for my collectors bundle

[plain iron]

Ooohhh lucky

[true merlin]

Anything new today

[plain iron]

Nup, just some neat art ig

[mystic patrol]

EU/US?

[true merlin]

Damn

[fierce violet]

Im in the us

[frail bloom]

I sent a request

[mystic patrol]

lucky muricans

[plain iron]

https://bsky.app/profile/doom.com/post/3lo76zaf3wb25

Social media manager the goat for crediting the artist

DOOM (@doom.com)

gone slayin'
(art by CrisppyBoat)

Likes

223

▶ Play video

Bluesky · May 2, 2025, 4:00 PM

[mystic patrol]

just kidding, enjoy it!

[true merlin]

Tbf I got mine like a few weeks ago

[formal root]

got my pfp from that : D

[mystic patrol]

i swear that @harsh egret is the only person in the entire EU that got their tracking number

[plain iron]

Btw you can turn off the auto emote feature

[harsh egret]

and the ups tracking site doesnt even have it registered

[true merlin]

The fuck how

[frail bloom]

Nvm I don't know what I'm doing

[mystic patrol]

i mean its better than nothing

[harsh egret]

they gave me a tracking number and when i look it up on UPS its not even valid yet

[formal root]

auto emote?

[harsh egret]

cuz it hasnt shipped, they did say to check on the 6th

so

[plain iron]

The :D turning into a emoji, you can turn it off, unless you just do : D normally lmao

[mystic patrol]

you basically preordered the tracking number too

[fierce violet]

The site says to expect ot on the fifth
Im admittedly quite skeptical on that seeing as last I checked on UPS they don't even have the package yet lol
But here's hoping

[formal root]

ah both kinda

the ladder looks funnier

[zealous crag]

I accepted

Oh Damn ok dont worry

[plain iron]

Real lmfao

[harsh egret]

its the same here, aftership says 4th-7th, while bethesda told me the tracking number will update on the 6th xd

[true merlin]

Ya

But I’m sure a few of us will have the game before it’s early access release

[hollow sandal]

How?

[harsh egret]

lol no

[true merlin]

It ships on the. 6th more then likely

[fierce violet]

Im actually feeling confident on that part
Or well... hopeful ig

[hollow sandal]

Well it would be nice

[true merlin]

It would and saying like hey I’m not that confident but it happened before when I got SM2 a day early

And I mean it’s collectors edition

[formal root]

so what time is dark ages unlocking in steam for those who pre-ordered the premium?

[tropic adder]

you have sm2 collectors? 🥹

[true merlin]

Ya was lucky honestly

[split saddle]

I hope this game doesn’t get delayed like last second

Doom eternal got delayed

[true merlin]

Uh no idea should be the same for everyone

[tropic adder]

Eternal was in the middle of a worldwide crisis so ... not gonna happen now.

[split saddle]

Oh true ! I forgot that was even a thing

[formal root]

so like the 12th?

I know the day

I mean like the time

[harsh egret]

they delayed it a month before, not a week before

[true merlin]

That’s what I’m thinking bc US bc the Xbox store says may 14th for full release

[split saddle]

Time when birds start tweeting

And eating worms

Would u still play doom dark ages if u were a worm

[formal root]

yes

I would take argent to become a mutated worm

then augment myself with cybernetic arms

[split saddle]

Hmf fascinating

Yes yes 🧐

🫖

[meager vortex]

streamer download doom the dark ages

67gb

[formal root]

damn, that ain’t bad

[frail bloom]

That's for standard, right?

[meager vortex]

i think streamer version

preview game play version

game play demo

[harsh egret]

its the normal release version

he was just asking if he was downloading standard or deluxe version i think

[meager vortex]

67gb is less doom eternal

[harsh egret]

cuz the artbook is 17 gigs by itself

[true merlin]

Btw be careful on YouTube and Twitter for leaks

[harsh egret]

i havent seen anything on twitter yet

[formal root]

yeah, haven’t seen anything on youtube neither

[meager vortex]

vega you shit

[real crater]

they bringin back the grenade attack for arachnotrons

☹️

[meager vortex]

Trav Guy search x there

[true merlin]

Like I said watch where u look or type if I were yall remove dark ages from ur search bars

[earnest swift]

Only 67?

Thought I heard somewhere it’s 100 GB.

[meager vortex]

fucking vega

bot is stupid

[safe ice]

sys requirements say 100gb

[real crater]

well they dont have online mode or anything so it makes sense

[harsh egret]

like i said, the system reqs include the artbook that is almost 20 gb

[safe ice]

oh damn

[meager vortex]

i think 67gb for streamer they test not full version or optization testing

[real crater]

how is the artbook a third of the size of the game

[earnest swift]

It isn’t.

[harsh egret]

makes sense to me

[earnest swift]

27 would be a third.

[harsh egret]

it literally is

lol this guy

[safe ice]

big if it actually is 67gb

[white temple]

Aren't collectors editor buyers technically gonna be able to play dark ages 9 or 10 days later?

[real crater]

mudtve been a lotta art

[harsh egret]

oh they have a fk ton

[meager vortex]

yes

[safe ice]

doom the dark ages will be the first game to sell 1 darkillion dollars

[real crater]

11 more days until the dark age

[frail bloom]

I have to wait till may may 16th

[harsh egret]

wtf is anyone saying at this point

[real crater]

i might accidentially stay up all night playing the dark ages and ima be cooked at school the next day

[frail bloom]

don't do that

A balanced, spread experience makes it feel much better

[safe ice]

the game releases at the start of the weekend for me so I get to play it all day (weekends start at thursday where I live)

[loud gulch]

guys so i have 6gb of vram but i checked my bios and it said i have 8gbs of vram. WHERES THE OTHER 2GBS???

[real crater]

im pretty sure it's dropping after my finals and after that we arent gonna do much so im fine

[frail bloom]

Oh, well go have fun then

I can't believe I got two days early acess yet I can't even use it

[real crater]

khan baykr is crazy

[frail bloom]

He and I are synomynous

did I spell that right

[safe ice]

tbh this might be the first doom game where Im actually invested in the story

[frail bloom]

Same

I've had nothing story spoiled to me

Only some enemies

Can't say

[real crater]

ive seen stuff about the story but im just too uneducated to understand

[plain iron]

Mhm, same, just names and level order tbh

[real crater]

all i know is the doom eternal codex and theres only king novik and the betrayer in this game

and of course the slayer but that's a given

[frail bloom]

We've known that since the dev direct

[real crater]

i know

[safe ice]

the last part in trailer 2 (||where the helmet is thrown through the portal||) got me hooked

[real crater]

samuel hayden core

[frail bloom]

Ye, doomguy actually gets injured!!!

[plain iron]

Oh my God you're right

[frail bloom]

(Or so I assume)

[plain iron]

Son of a BITCHH-
Samuel being yeeted into the portal

[wheat sigil]

almost
synonymous

just needed to switch the n and m xD

[frail bloom]

Thank you🙏

[real crater]

maybe doomguy throws his helmet into the portal because a marauder showed up

would be nice to see a callback to eternal

or call forward technically

[harsh egret]

azhrak walks out of the same exact portal, so no

[frail bloom]

Uh oh

[safe ice]

oh yeah right he does

[real crater]

so is ahzrak like satan 2 or something

[frail bloom]

What happened to the slayer

[safe ice]

thats gonna be interesting to see

[frail bloom]

He got whooped

[safe ice]

dolmguy in trouble? havent seen that in a while

[real crater]

he was prepared to take on all of hell by himself when he got to immora so what got him to crack in this game

[frail bloom]

Poor dolmguy

[frail bloom]

Well tbf, he was not as experienced in this game

In eternal, he regained his strength from 2016 and had increased mobility

[plain iron]

Nawh, marauders don't exist atp, they're later in the civil war

[real crater]

but surely he had enough to take down a lord of hell if he killed the mastermind and icon of sin and mother demon and sister demon

[frail bloom]

Well, that is true,
Assrak built different

[plain iron]

Ahzrak is a prince, not a lord

[real crater]

tuff

[sleek ermine]

He wants to become a lord

[frail bloom]

Also, the spider mastermind is more of a general

[sleek ermine]

Methinks

[frail bloom]

Or spiderdemon is actually a better name for them

[plain iron]

Oh boy that's annoying why'd tf is he gonna try and be a lower class than Prince (in traditional monarchy)

[real crater]

would be cool if in this game they brought back the actual spider mastermind as a super heavy demon or something

arachnotron isnt buff enough

[plain iron]

I'm still hyped abt me guessing part of the name of the bishop kreed

[frail bloom]

I saw that confirmed nowhere

I saw the word "lord" nowhere

[plain iron]

Ah

[sleek ermine]

He wants to rule hell, which he can’t atm because of the Slayer

[plain iron]

I get that part lmao

[real crater]

is the dark lord still locked up in jekkad at this point

[celest sun]

Dolmguy

[frail bloom]

But he isn't a lord in that case

[real crater]

or locked up in immora i guess

i dont know where he was locked up

[celest sun]

De facto, not de jure

[real crater]

or just a life sphere

[sleek ermine]

Ingmore Sanctum as a life sphere

[frail bloom]

Ye

[real crater]

makes sense

[plain iron]

He's been like that since classic doom lmao

[real crater]

but wouldnt the dark lord still have some influence over hell since that's how the father was too

[frail bloom]

what did those words mean

[real crater]

surely he wouldnt let someone named asscrack take over

[plain iron]

Mhm. He manipulated Samur to bless the slayer

[plain iron]

If hes royalty he'd have every right, I'd suppose

[celest sun]

By right / by law

[real crater]

[white temple]

[wheat sigil]

de facto means in practice and de jure is by right
they're mostly used in legal/formal settings, as with most latin

[celest sun]

Azhark is the lord of Hell in this story, but not by law. His right to rule his determined by his power, but not by the law of Hell. If it is required that the most feared person in the universe can rule Hell, that is the law.

[real crater]

you can always scam the elderly

just kidding

[celest sun]

Yes.

We must blackmail and scam the elderly.

[sleek ermine]

So the Slayer could in theory rule Hell if he didn’t have that hate for demons

[celest sun]

The day of thr pillow is upon us!

[celest sun]

Yes.

That's why Davoth takes his form when he is resurrected. He is the ultimate deceiver.

[frail bloom]

Also, is this real#screenshots message

[real crater]

that would be pretty lame if the game icon was just the slayer mark

at least make it the game logo or somethibg

[mystic patrol]

Probably not real

[real crater]

us console users got the poster as an icon

i wonder if pre installing the doom ages actually put the whole game on my console and i just gotta wait to access it or if im still gonna have to wait for it to download on the day of release

dont know how that stuff works

[celest sun]

To be honest though, I just wish it was the most wicked who could rule Hell. It makes more sense and it would lead to a lot of interesting villians; exploring how wicked and corrupted one can be in order to rule over all of evildom

Not to say Azhrak won't be interesting.. we just have to wait and see.

[mystic patrol]

It used to work like that many years ago on Steam. People could simply crack the preloaded files and play the game early. Now it is not the case. The preloaded files are just an encrypted archive that will load completely on launch day

• Denuvo and Xbox/PS DRM’s are a thing so nope you cannot play it

[frail bloom]

Well, he is as wicked as the doom series can allow
Because there's killing people wicked, and other forms of wicked
So I'd say the "one who is feared the most" is a better alternative

[wicked fern]

Denuvo is one of the main reasons for me to not buy this game. I'll wait until they remove it.

[frail bloom]

Fear and wickedness can go jn tandem

[celest sun]

Like... and this might be a little controversial.. and I think this is why it is the way it is..

But who actually goes to hell in the Doomverse? Hell seems more like a place of generic violence, which is fine, but obviously... Hell evokes a lot more than violence when you think of it critically.

[frail bloom]

When I say violence, I'm not talking about bodily horror, I'm talking about forms of violence that involves things I can't say here

very vile stuff

[celest sun]

But it's never really indicated all that much in Doom though. What really counts as evil in Doom?

[frail bloom]

Man I ain't tryin to be philisophical
I got monopoly to play

[celest sun]

Lol

And I'm not trying to be controversial or anything.. but when you think of the concept of Hell, at least in the Abrahamic sense.. you can get a picture of who goes there and who doesn't. And my question, ultimately, is Hell in Doom supposed to be THAT Hell? There's really nothing that indicates that.

Truthfully, however, I think that is a good thing. Why? Probably shouldn't say as it is controversial, however, I think there are important philosophical and religious implications that can be learned from the story of Doom to some degree.

[true merlin]

Tbf I don’t think they want religion tied to doom to a degree

That’s why we don’t have Satan and Lucifer

[plain iron]

I don't think religion belongs in doom. Pseudo religion, and religious ideas, sure, but names and events don't belong.

[real crater]

i dont know wanna know if i can rip the files i just wanna know if i'll have to wait for it to download the whole thing on release day

[mystic patrol]

No. On release day it will just unarchive the preloaded files

[real crater]

sweet

[celest sun]

@plain iron @true merlin

I agree somewhat, however, if you depict Hell in anyway, inevitably, it comes with the territory.

[plain iron]

Hell isn't a exclusive thing to Abrahamic beliefs.

[celest sun]

True

But the fire and brimstone one, to some extent, is.

Hinduism.. however, depicts it differently

[plain iron]

A lot of different cultures and religions have a form of punishment after death. If we take what Dante's inferno as real, which where most visual ideas of hell comes from, hell isn't really fire and brimstone, not all the way.

[arctic pagoda]

Doomz

[graceful lion]

the supposed creator that we know of is an evil guy and has been killed becuase he helps demons vehemently

and he isnt even a god to begin with, so there may be a higher being above davoth as mono theorized

[arctic pagoda]

11 devils for 11 hells

Layer 7 is where gods who sold their creations to make a profit go to

[plain iron]

Hell is deadass just a nickname given to the higher realm of jekkard, same w the notion that urdak is "heaven"

[graceful lion]

yeah jekkad turned into heal iirc

hell*

[plain iron]

Its still is jekkard, it's name is just lost to time or smthn

The idea of hell and heaven in most religions, in doom, were influenced by the maykrs

[real crater]

jekkard

[plain iron]

It has 2 spellings lmao

Jekard and jekkard

[real crater]

where did jekkard come from

i thought it was jekkad is that another lie the book of the seraphs told

[arctic pagoda]

I got it, there's the Seraphim and the Seraphat

[celest sun]

It's both true and untrue. It was Davoth who made Jekkad and who ruled over it. From there he created the Maykrs, who in turn, eventually betrayed him

[arctic pagoda]

That's what Imma call the tubby makyr, Seraphat

[celest sun]

So a kind of a reverse on the whole "fall from grace" shtick.

[tropic adder]

*Asscrack. Im sorry but he's so petty, using the Great Old One against us in the game. He's an Asscrack... and I'll avenge my Eldritch creature!

[plain iron]

He's just girlbossing, don't worry about it

[tropic adder]

He will die. And I will reload and kill him again.
Then I will record it and make him watch... while I kill him yet again.

[plain iron]

Romance option for Ahzrak when

[celest sun]

They should put that in Doom

[tropic adder]

How about NO?

[graceful lion]

mono theorizes it was probably there before davoth

[celest sun]

If Cuthulu exists in Doom now, so does Azathoth

[graceful lion]

he is not cthulhu.

he looks modified technically

specifically made for combat

not every eldritch monster that walks on 2 limbs is cthulhu

it also, looks like its stupid

[tropic adder]

was about to say that

[celest sun]

There is a part in the game where we will see him before he is modified

[hollow sandal]

You guys are gonna drive Richter nuts xd

[graceful lion]

doesnt mean its cthulhu

[tropic adder]

azathoth exists. everythwhere. :3

[graceful lion]

patience is a virtue 🙏

[celest sun]

Quite clearly, it is a nod to the classical depiction of Cthulhu. All you have to do is look up how Lovecraft described him and compare.

[graceful lion]

thank god you dont think that

[tropic adder]

Ghhhh words like "Lovecraft" and "description" dont go together well. xD

[alpine pilot]

where doom

[celest sun]

It is, without a doubt, Cthulhu. I mean COSMIC RELAM? Yeah. It's him

[celest sun]

In the Call of Cuthulu, he is described by the man who rams the ship into him by the end of the book

[sleek quail]

haiyore Nyaruko thats the name of the anime

[celest sun]

Lmao

[hollow sandal]

Well cthulu is hyper dimensional correct? This doom "cthulu" is 3 dimensional right?

[sleek ermine]

Cosmic Realm and Hell alliance

[hollow sandal]

Doomthulu

[tropic adder]

I second that!

[alpine pilot]

hell forces, space aliens, whatever. I just want to bash them filthy space demons on head with the flail

[celest sun]

Never explicitly stated that he was, only that the environment around him his non euclidean. Well, guess what. All geometry physically on Eath is non Euclidean, as we live on a sphere.

[hollow sandal]

Im excited for the railspike

[sleek ermine]

How does non Euclidean geometry even work

[celest sun]

Geometry on a non flat surface. I am simplifying, but essentially, because we live on a sphere, there is no such thing as a turely flat surface.

[sleek ermine]

Ah

[hollow sandal]

Shid, I'm Not even exactly disagreeing with you just asking provoking questions

[celest sun]

Lovecraft was nitrously bad at math. That's why he mistakenly described an eldritch environment in a way we would regularly precieve reality. He didn't understand what he was talking about.

Or... did he...??

WHAT

[sleek ermine]

Sybau VEGA

[mystic patrol]

someone should give sleeping phonk to vega

[celest sun]

VEGA.. A traitor to God and a discord mod. You can't get any lower tbh

[arctic pagoda]

Oofs

[hard thistle]

There's a clip from the cosmic realm trailer where we see him without enhancements

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1063931206472847431/1368248766158602322/Screenshot_20250503_083051_RVX.jpg?ex=68178876&is=681636f6&hm=7ecdc545e614dab2d951db830e4967ab9c6ef4956f1207ddf1367908317ed63b&

[tropic adder]

looks like a peaceful giant, just being woken by some shitty demon nobody cares about

[split gate]

What if HP Lovecraft cat is the final boss

[celest sun]

Cuthulu, my love

[celest sun]

Oh no LMAO

[hollow sandal]

Cthulu

[tropic adder]

C'thuwu (im sorry T_T)

[graceful lion]

looks likea different being

[tropic adder]

but yeah I hope id didn't go into full 'let's kill THE one and only Cthulhu because it would be soooo cool' and thus disrespected Lovecraft's legacy :3
Granted... Slayer would be the only one who'd should be allowed to do such a feat.

[graceful lion]

but no, doomguy would easily get his shit kicked in by prime davoth, let alone cthulhu who is beyond gods or some shit

[graceful lion]

id is stupid, but not THAT stupid

...i think

if they say its cthulhu im throwing someone

[celest sun]

Screw Cthulhu. DEATH TO THE DAEMON SULTAN'S CHILDREN!

[craggy jungle]

Omg I’m so hyped

My pre order billing just went through

[tropic adder]

... i have 2 things to worry about now!

[tropic adder]

demon sultan? Asscrack? uh.. no he's just a lil bitch.

[split gate]

Nah that’s its brother Uhluhtc

[gilded lake]

to be completely fair they kinda alr did that with shub [redacted] back in quake 1

hell ranger was just Some Guy and he killed her by telefragging

[celest sun]

The daemon sultan is Azathoth. That is the name Lovecraft gives him the Dream Quest to Unknown Kadath

[tropic adder]

you are not wrong here.

[tropic adder]

Ah... Okay go swim in the sea, pls.

[celest sun]

shub niggurath..... and no.. it's not inspred by that word.

[graceful lion]

woah

chill

[celest sun]

It's not that word 😕

[graceful lion]

ik ik

[tropic adder]

You know your name REALLY checks out.

[cyan lotus]

You guys have like zero original jokes lol, this cosmic realm stuff was revealed like a week ago and I’ve already seen this joke like 10 times it feels like, I might wanna just take a break from discord when the game comes out so I don’t have to see game journalist jokes 2.0

[tropic adder]

You're not wrong there.

Was fun the first time, tho.

[harsh egret]

not kidding this chat has been borderline unbearable most of the time for the past few days

[tropic adder]

(i mean i suppose i count amongst those too, but here's a star!)

[cyan lotus]

Sometimes these chats are just unironically stuff like “Diddy blud really said that only in Ohio” and I just have to take a deep sigh and put my phone down for a min

[fresh bear]

I don't care about the cosmic realm so I don't talk about it

[graceful lion]

seriously

we had doomguy/davoth dickriders 4 days in a row

who clearly knew fuckall about the lore

[spice ferry]

Does Anybody know When the doom the dark ages collecters edition is gonna be in stock again

[fresh bear]

Probably never it's coming out in 12 days and 10 for those that preordered it

[spice ferry]

Mine got back ordered

[fresh bear]

I don't understand

[spice ferry]

It means I bought it but it's out of stock an I have to wait

[celest sun]

Oh please, if i had a dollar for everytime I heard that unjustly, I'd be a billionaire.

[celest sun]

Is it not always?

[cyan lotus]

That’s hyperbolic, you’d have like lemonade stand money

[harsh egret]

no.

[celest sun]

You know what's funny. I just realized this isn't the general chat lol

I thought I was talking in the general chat the whole time lol

[real crater]

nah i meant like the spelling i thought it was jekkad not jekkard

[celest sun]

Jekkard

[cyan lotus]

A classic #general message

[fresh bear]

"DOOM GUY IS STRONGER THAN KRATOS, HE WOULD WIN THE FIGHT, HE IS IMMORTAL " . That's a no, another no and lastly another no. Those people don't know anything about either DOOM or GOW lore. I don't know a lot about God of War and a decent amount of DOOM lore and I know that Kratos is stronger. And no, the Slayer is not immortal in the lore. If Davoth is not immortal than neither is the Slayer. That's simple

[harsh egret]

yh hilarious

[celest sun]

Loud and bold equal funny! Did you not know?

[graceful lion]

i know alot of god of war lore, and i feel like the fact that he killed gods alone would be enough

[harsh egret]

should be an age requirement for this channel

[inner wigeon]

Did davoth go through the divinity machine?

[graceful lion]

davoth's shard was inside the divinty machine

not ever since he existed, he was the first being

[inner wigeon]

Which means?

[graceful lion]

so basically davoth created the father, a super powerful ai thats more powerful than himself

[hard thistle]

The machine is powered by davoth's essence

[fresh bear]

That's also what I have as an argument

[inner wigeon]

Thats awesome, not relevant to what i asked though

[graceful lion]

and after some time passes and some shit happens they get into a fight and the father takes davoth's soul out of his body

[celest sun]

It means the davoth is powered by the machines essence :3

[graceful lion]

im explaining it, since the father made it possible in the first place

[inner wigeon]

Explaining the machine? Im all ears lul

[graceful lion]

and a shard of davoth's soul is used in the divinity mahcine, originally used to kill argenta

after some time doomguy teleports into argent dnur by some sort of thing that happens, argenta take him in to fight, after some time of trusting them, some other stuff happens, and samur is ordered to put doomguy inside of the divinity machine, and to reverse its polarity

which makes it so the shard is absorbed into the being instead of killing it

[gilded lake]

doomguy/davoth 😳

[graceful lion]

yeah no theyre actually lovers

hes the guy doomguy met on grindr

[inner wigeon]

Doomvoth or daguy

[winter osprey]

Guys question, until what day is the dark ages pre-order avaible?

[celest sun]

It's not like there's other characters to dickride. I mean, who proclaims to the clouds that they are an Intern dickrider?

[inner wigeon]

All the powerscaling dickriding comes from very vague higher dimentinality and infinite speed feats

[gilded lake]

me. fuck you he's the most powerful being in all of doom with the fact that he can break the fourth wall

[inner wigeon]

I always judt looked at 2 characters and say who wins based off of what feels more in character, power scaling always irked me

[graceful lion]

"doomguy walks in hell, and hell's time moves slower than urdak and earth, so hes really fast"

that makes no sense

[celest sun]

You know what, the Intern is really what Doom is all about. The Intern is where Doom was going and where it WILL be going in the future. I hope we get a game where we play at a desk for 35 hours watching Doomguy have all the fun.

[tribal lagoon]

What the hell are “higher dimentinality” and “infinite speed” feats?????

[inner wigeon]

I think the stupid infinite speed feats comes from a random codex or gamefile somewhere that says samur or a different maykr (i forgor) “traveled through dimentions”

[graceful lion]

words.

[inner wigeon]

I LITERSLLY DONT KNOW LOL

[celest sun]

Word salad. Yummy

[inner wigeon]

ITS ALL A BUNCH OF WEIRD BULLCRAP

[celest sun]

🥗

[graceful lion]

he turns into energy

and also probably teleports ig

[celest sun]

https://tenor.com/view/doom-gif-25164052

[silver sierra]

I am officially ready for Doom The Dark Ages now. I 100% finished Doom 2016 and Doom Eternal 🙂 100 hours spent last 2 weeks lmfao

[empty furnace]

davoth lowkey gets folded by 4 marauders if they jump him

maybe 3

[graceful lion]

possibly without his suit yeah

[empty furnace]

nah even with the suit

[cyan lotus]

Without his suit is 1 marauder probably

[celest sun]

Why can we not have image perms? Please. I want to Doom post

[graceful lion]

i think its set to whitelist only for links

like youtube.com is whitelisted, reddit.com is also whitelisted, etc

and some other ones, everything else is blacklisted

[real crater]

you can send an imae in another server then copy the link of that image then send it here

it'll embed it

[graceful lion]

or also use imgur

[celest sun]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/493083088520347650/1368262491234111518/1547wjgofe9c1.png?ex=6817953e&is=681643be&hm=17d4617c319490cd2e512799f43d139d9e3cb98377779247f53ad0aadc0ce918&

[inner wigeon]

Davoth is a legit lobotomite without his suit (in terms of strenght)

Getting sealed REALLY messed him over

[graceful lion]

HELL YUEAH

this must be god of war 7

collab of the century

[stray prairie]

Vega, commit tax fraud

[celest sun]

Doomguy x Kratos vs. Odin x Davoth

[mystic patrol]

Access granted.

[fresh bear]

Just stop with the out of context jokes

[celest sun]

A battle that would shatter the universe from the sheer awesomeness.

I am tempted to ping Hugo and officially request this.

[fresh bear]

A reddit post could be good

I think that Hugo will see it somehow if it is serious and with arguments

[celest sun]

You know, really, and i think I speak on behalf of everyone when I say, with absolutely no irony....

We need to make Doom more like Call of Duty with reloading, omnimovement, chest high wall combat and forced stealth missions.

Hugo, please get on this now

[cyan lotus]

Doom 3 exists

[true merlin]

Hahahaha ur funny

It’s never happening

[real crater]

it just hit me if the doom slayer does any crime on earth then whos gonna stop him

if police come he can just meathook onto a civilian or something and then fly away

[tropic adder]

a flock of zealous rabbid fangirls

[frail bloom]

I've never seen that

Powerscaling maybe

[real crater]

reloading

what's reloading

what is that what's a reloading

[graceful lion]

odin killed ymir, and carved midgard from his skin, the mere blood pour of ymir threatened to end all of existence

[cyan lotus]

I’m of course paraphrasing but I’ve seen very similar things to this, becoming a little too detached from the target audience of this game

[frail bloom]

I understand

[real crater]

i dont even look at the age ratings anymore for anything

it's just a suggestion

[cyan lotus]

Target audience != age rating, or maybe I’m just making a generalization based on what I’ve seen, who knows

[feral bane]

The fan base is like predominantly teenagers based on everything I’ve seen as well, so yeah.

[delicate grotto]

The more exposure a franchise gets the more general the audience. Didn’t this server used to be strictly 18+? Lol. I can tell that’s not enforced anymore.

[real crater]

damn thats tuff

[delicate grotto]

Not a big deal until you start seeing some real goofy opinions.

Particularly about “wokeism” and topics related

[real crater]

why is that type of stuff in a doom server

we play videogames here

[graceful lion]

becuase woman in video game

and owman in doom game woke

only if shes not the villain tho

if its an evil woman thats ok, if shes a good woman without big tits swinging then its bad

[real crater]

women have been in doom games since the beginning

[celest sun]

https://tenor.com/view/monsters-vs-aliens-bob-bob-eating-carrots-monsters-vs-aliens-carrots-carrots-gif-10979397057536458607

[graceful lion]

only evil wome- nvm i think doom 2 or 3 had a good woman

[fresh bear]

Olivia was a good vilain, she was not designed to be sexy but for you to hate and be a good antagonist overall

[frail bloom]

ugh

[fresh bear]

What

[frail bloom]

Why are we talking abt this again

[fresh bear]

Idk

I don't really care

I just expressed my opinion

[frail bloom]

I agree with it

[meager vortex]

ukrainians they said they need language support

tda

[celest sun]

YOU WILL own CoD slop and you WILL like it!

[frail bloom]

Are there no subtitles

[fresh bear]

I don't want to see any fan service things in DOOM, the game is for fun and to feel badass, not to be a gooner

[meager vortex]

but they are war never stop

[frail bloom]

Ye, I agree

But no one here is arguing with you

[uneven mortar]

Ur awake... dm the thing plz

[weary current]

what is going on here

[frail bloom]

Oh ye

[fresh bear]

I'm ok with it

[uneven mortar]

Fanservice is about more than gooning, modern doom is largely built on fanservice

[frail bloom]

alright we know what he meant

[uneven mortar]

True

[weary current]

i hope we get to beat the ever-living fuck out of that giant eldritch guy, he looks rippable and tearable

[uneven mortar]

There's still time to reveal doomguy is a woman...

[frail bloom]

Did you see what I sent ya

[uneven mortar]

Haven't got it?

Oh wait

Ye

[real crater]

i dont think so

[frail bloom]

Charlie is so stupid...

Or misguided

[harsh egret]

"i heard that the game is faster than eternal"

like where did man read that

[frail bloom]

Horde mode I guess,
And he said in some aspects
So charlie is generalizing again

[true merlin]

Jokes on u I haven’t touch cod in yrs

[harsh egret]

Exactly, so he goes to complain about how he doesn't see how its faster than eternal in general

[true merlin]

Ppl will complain that’s how that is

[harsh egret]

Like games can be fast even if ur not quickswapping and dashing around non stop

[cyan lotus]

A lot of eternals speed is derived from unintended mechanics so I wouldn’t doubt that TDA could be matching its speed in the realm of intended features

[harsh egret]

And it doesnt need to be faster than eternal lol

[frail bloom]

The thing is, he knew trailer footage was intended to be slow from the reveal trailer, then he changed his opinion?

Don't know what happened

[harsh egret]

Like someone make him watch draqu's gameplay at the very least

[true merlin]

Bc ppl don’t realize they do that to make u understand hey this is our game and what to expect while slowing down game speed

[harsh egret]

Even tho most ppl at the previews were kinda lost in their gameplay cuz they often skipped stuff

[true merlin]

Well now we have true doomer reviewing and playing the game correctly

[harsh egret]

Yup

I still dont think its gonna be generally "faster" than eternal but im so so fine with that

[celest sun]

Charlie?

[true merlin]

If they have a speed rune I’m sure

[frail bloom]

"Ye let's just ignore the people who played the game and say it's bad anyway"

[frail bloom]

Penguinz0

[hollow sandal]

Oh, that fuck

[true merlin]

Tbf he watched jack frags video where he was genuinely terrible

[harsh egret]

He was so bad

[frail bloom]

He just doesn't look into it enough

[hollow sandal]

That fuckin guyyyy

[harsh egret]

Sits and shoots at the armored mancubus having no idea what to do

For a minute straight

[true merlin]

Ya most ppl did it for a sec then realized he I gotta kill these dudes first he just sat there shooting at it for a while

[frail bloom]

Honestly, why is his chat not recommending good vids

[harsh egret]

Im not sure if the problem is he turned off tutorials, or if he got no instructions on anything beforehand

[true merlin]

Maybe both

Idk now ppl who know how to play doom will review it and give us good gameplay if anything

[harsh egret]

Yh especially geoff keighley

[remote thunder]

critikal gets paid six figures to have the most lukewarm uninformed takes ever

[frail bloom]

We never had to worry abt this before, ppl are so paranoid now
I don't blame them, a lot of games are bloated and horrible nowadays

[obsidian shard]

9 days

[frail bloom]

But why base your opinion off of someone who just started playing the game
It would be unfair to judge doom eternal based on jackeseptickye's videos

[true merlin]

Ya but hey 10 days left we are on the final few days

[frail bloom]

Time for the world to be struck in awe again

[true merlin]

I’ll be streaming it day 1 of EA

Me very excited

[half plaza]

may 12th at 8pm EST

9 days

[harsh egret]

"After rip & tearing my keyboard for past 4 years, finally had time to sit and playthrough DOOM: The Dark Ages earlier this week.
Had a big proud smile on my face at the end - think our work will speak for itself."
from rendering tech director at id software

[real crater]

[slate kestrel]

I cannot wait 9 more days, I need this game in my blood

[alpine pilot]

doom doom doom

[real crater]

imagine whats its like for us that have to wait 11

or the ones that cant even play it early and have to wait 12

[meager vortex]

Streamer Has Up to 28 Doom the Dark Age Challenges

[sleek creek]

Anyone happen to know whether or not dark ages will have gyro aiming on ps5 (and other consoles I guess?)

[meager vortex]

achievements 28

[harsh egret]

just saying we arent talking spoilers here

[meager vortex]

TDA

[real crater]

could probably make 280 challenges with all the gameplay customization

[harsh egret]

the number isnt a spoiler but the achievements themselves kinda are

[real crater]

here's a spoiler: doom the dark ages will take place after doom 2

[harsh egret]

thought it was before doom 1

thanks

[real crater]

nope

it's at least 7 years after doom 1

[tropic adder]

wait really or are you joking? i havent been following the chat

[real crater]

[graceful lion]

yeah it literally does, its way before 2016 and eternal

[tropic adder]

i know but what about 64?

[graceful lion]

its like a few years after he becomes empowered with davoth's shard

[tropic adder]

that's just awesome would fit right into my conviction on why sentinels should've been erased from existence 👼🏻

[frail bloom]

It's after 64

[tropic adder]

figures

[slate kestrel]

Yeah he spent a long time killing demons before being found

[barren iron]

I mean he's from florida, so his intelligence is always going to be at a disadvantage

[frail bloom]

Damn

[tulip jolt]

what if at the end, doom guy wakes up and it was all a dream

and wen he went into the divinity machine, he started lucid dreaming in reality

[mystic patrol]

he wakes up as john quake

[tulip jolt]

lol

[mild loom]

Same

[ancient basalt]

Hello guys, I have a question
I was analysing the Dark Ages requirements for PC and it says I need a RTX 2060 Super for raytracing. But I don't use the raytracing which video board I can use? Mine is a RTX 2050, so I was wondering if that would work

[harsh egret]

that will most likely not work nope

[ancient basalt]

Oh... That's really sad

[harsh egret]

i heard the game will be on geforce now atleast, if u wanna play it that way

[ancient basalt]

Isn't that "streaming games" service?

[harsh egret]

yeah

i remember using it when it came out and playing doom 2016 a long time ago on it when i had an ultra shit pc lmao

[ancient basalt]

Lol
Well, that might work

Otherwise, I can save some money and buy the PS5 to play it

[mystic patrol]

if you want the cheapest way to play besides the geforce now, xbox series s is 380$

[sleek creek]

Anyone happen to know whether or not dark ages will have gyro aiming on ps5 (and other consoles I guess?)

[wooden acorn]

DAY 100 OF 112

We’ve entered the triple digits

[wooden acorn]

And what gyro aiming?

[sleek creek]

Like motion aiming with a controller

[real crater]

unfortunately my remaining sanity is in the single digits

percent wise

[safe ice]

it probably will but theres no confirming until it releases

[sleek creek]

ty

[safe ice]

dont take my word for it tho Im just making a guess

[spare panther]

we're in the home stretch!!

[weary current]

what is gyro aiming

[frail bloom]

He's uploading cosmic realm footage

[weary current]

??? what happened

oh

[wooden acorn]

Mood tbh, manager is giving me more stuff to do even tho I already have a lot to do

[harsh egret]

im not gonna go around looking, but where

is it in videos

or do u mean on yt

oke LOL i found it but i didnt see or watch anything

what a moron lol

[true merlin]

First how the hell he get a copy

[harsh egret]

idfk, stupid asf

[true merlin]

Probably GameStop

Stupid ass kid he is

[harsh egret]

well samir said that he said he got a review copy when buying it from walmart or smth

but yeah, actual moron

[cobalt fog]

Do you think we will see the giant agadian in the dark ages

Codex talks about it

Doom hunter codex

Or cultist base one

[arctic pagoda]

There's lots of kids like that on YouTube "yo guys I got grand theft auto six early in the mail" meanwhile

[hard thistle]

Snitch

[arctic pagoda]

Oof

[hard thistle]

Maybe people don't want the game spoiled for them

[harsh egret]

well i tried to report it to some ppl at bethesda at least

we'll see

[fleet spruce]

Guess it's time to shut off this channel and YouTube until i will be able to play the game

[final dune]

8pm?

[harsh egret]

yeah maybe not a bad decision

ill hope that guy doesnt come here for no reason

[true merlin]

We are fighting the Agadon hunter

[cobalt fog]

I

I know that

[true merlin]

Then u awnsered ur own question then

[cobalt fog]

No I didn’t

The agadian is something different

[final dune]

thats like 6 pm for me

[cobalt fog]

In eternal they told us about a mythical beast known simply as “the agadian” different from the agaddon hunters

[true merlin]

When in a codex or by the priest

[hard thistle]

So don't watch it

[cobalt fog]

I think it’s called codex 1 “cultist base” whichever one we first hear the very idea of the agaddon hunters

[frail bloom]

Are you the guy

[harsh egret]

thats funny actually, was doing a UN run earlier and i decided to look at a codex for no reason at all, the first codex on cultist base, where they are also mentioned lol

[true merlin]

Dude idk maybe u heard wrong

[hard thistle]

No I just don't care enough to whine lol

[harsh egret]

i doubt he would say lol

[frail bloom]

I'm not whining but by the ens of the week, he's gonna record the whole game

Maybe I shouldn't report him, but as a warning, no one go on that channel

[harsh egret]

the footage WILL be taken down no matter what

[hard thistle]

He has one subscriber lol. More people know now because of you mentioning it lol

[frail bloom]

Huh

You're right

Alr I deleted it

[cobalt fog]

My internet is shit because it’s raining so bad rn so you will get delayed responses

[cobalt fog]

I didn’t and I’ll show you now

[harsh egret]

i can attest lol, i read that codex an hr ago

[cobalt fog]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1340084414788403415/1368307403522834502/IMG_0038.png?ex=6817bf12&is=68166d92&hm=2d706e9410093b578a2d80fb0fcc79499226a697afc2340522935d7919630ab0&

[remote mural]

I have a question for yall... Do you think an 11th gen Intel i7 a 4070 TI SUPER and 65 gb of ram and a 5 TB SSD is good enough

[real crater]

if it isnt then tuff

[cobalt fog]

Maybe the Cthulhu creature is the agaddian? But tbh I wouldn’t say it’s cyclopean

[remote mural]

It can do most Heavy duty Raytracing and DLSS 4 fine and most of its specs besides its CPU doesn't fit

[real crater]

well i dont know the first thing about pc parts so i cant help ya

[remote mural]

I looked at the recommended specs

[real crater]

but 11th generation and 65 gb ram sounds good

[slate kestrel]

Those specs are well within reason to play at high settings, rtx, and get high fps with dlss

[remote mural]

Ok thanks for the info!

[slate kestrel]

No prob. Everyone deserves to play doom in its beautiful glory

[real crater]

i hope the bossfights aren't lame like the khan maykr's was

[remote mural]

Same.

I do wonder what time exactly in the timeline this takes place... We know that he wasn't allied with the setenails yet.

And they know the demons already fear him

[real crater]

we dont know when exactly it takes place we just have an idea

theres not a year count or anything we just know its a little after he got god powers from the divinity machine

[true merlin]

Fair

[slate kestrel]

I have a feeling with the bullet hell like elements, boss fights will be a mastery of mechanics

[remote mural]

We do know he has the powers of Davok but then what happens after is going to be in this game

Too bad that the specs I just mentioned I only get access to every 2 weeks

cuz it's my dad's rig that I helped him build

[real crater]

tuff

[true merlin]

They gone now

[frail bloom]

Who is

[harsh egret]

the bethesda community manager for tda responded to me not long ago

seems like they are on it to take both vids down, one is down at least from what i saw now

[frail bloom]

Oh ye I saw

The newest one is still up

@hollow sandal lol I see your comments

[fossil badger]

did you guys see that user from the leaks yesterday has dropped a new gamepley vid?

really cool stuff

[harsh egret]

we arent discussing leaks here

[frail bloom]

This is my fault

[harsh egret]

they are being taken down as we speak anyway

[frail bloom]

Why did I have to mention it

[harsh egret]

lmao i think its sorta good cuz now they are getting deleted

[fossil badger]

they're not, both videos are still up

[harsh egret]

one is down

[frail bloom]

The short and the newest vid are up

The one before is gone

[harsh egret]

and they literally responded to my report on twitter

[hollow sandal]

I didn't watch the leaks, but I asked him if there was an option to re arrange the weapons on the weapon wheel

[true merlin]

So u can do that in eternal so u probably can in TDA

[hollow sandal]

Yea definitely makes sense

It's weird but I am so excited to arrange the weapon wheel to my preference

[true merlin]

Ok

But u shouldn’t ask someone who literally could spoil the game for u

[hollow sandal]

He's just gonna blurt out spoilers?

I Hope not

[split saddle]

There are demons in doom

doom

[hollow sandal]

I like doom

[split saddle]

doom

[hollow sandal]

DOOOM I MUST PLAY DOOOOM

[cobalt fog]

9 days

[true merlin]

He cu don’t know

He is a kid after all

[hollow sandal]

True

[hollow sandal]

He said he didn't see one 😭

that's unfortunate

[true merlin]

Don’t listen to him

U don’t know that

[frail bloom]

I don't think he really spent time trying to address your concern, he's literally playing a game he isn't supposed to

It's smt you ask horde or allstin

[true merlin]

That’s if they can talk about it ofc

[frail bloom]

Well on may 9th aftwerwards they can

[true merlin]

True

[proud vine]

or if you are on steam you can refund it if you have less than 2 hours on the game

[hollow sandal]

I suppose you're right

[true merlin]

Good bc i want to be surprised

[hollow sandal]

Same, I didn't watch any of it. Just asked

[frail bloom]

I did

[hollow sandal]

Sick. It didn't seem like he showed a lot tho

[frail bloom]

He doesn't show alot, but he says alot

[hollow sandal]

Ohhhhh shit I see

[rancid orbit]

do yall think they'll make a shield saw collectable?? wouldve been a lot cooler than some shirt for the graphics card bundle..

[harsh egret]

at this point i wouldnt get my hopes up no

if they wouldve made one i think it wouldve been with the yellow keycard

[frail bloom]

They'd probably make you pay 1000 bucks

[rancid orbit]

frl but at this point theyre selling everything seperate

i think it would be cool if they put all the keycards in one bundle, put the helmet from dark ages in the preorder collectors edition, and sell the figure seperate

[harsh egret]

imo i liked what they did so far, just not the graphics card bundle

[true merlin]

That for sure wasn’t it especially for the final key card

[frail bloom]

I know too much

[harsh egret]

Why man 😭

[true merlin]

Man why

[frail bloom]

I saw smt

It's alr,
He'll be gone soon

[harsh egret]

Nah, as in why do you do this to urself

[final dune]

god i hope so

[frail bloom]

Ye well it's alr, what I heard was super neat tho

just don't do what I did

[true merlin]

But y

Why spoil ur self for a game u waited a long time for

[harsh egret]

i am not doing that no xd

[rancid orbit]

??

[frail bloom]

I mean it's not that important

[harsh egret]

its so close im not ruining it for myself, not my favourite franchise of all time xd

[rancid orbit]

im confused what do you know

[frail bloom]

It's a cool detail

[harsh egret]

well we dont talk about it here

[frail bloom]

But no more!

[harsh egret]

they will prob add a spoiler channel on friday when reviews drop like Jimmy said

[rancid orbit]

spoiler: the slayer is in the game

[harsh egret]

nah cant be

[rancid orbit]

unfortunately it is...

breaking news! monsters seen in the new doom game

[harsh egret]

i dont believe it until i see it

[final dune]

spoiler: the demons die

[rancid orbit]

no way

[harsh egret]

The only thing ill ever ask:

Does it make u more excited for the game

[frail bloom]

Oh hell yeah
Classic doom vibes

[harsh egret]

Ok well its one of 2 things

Anyway yes thats all

[hollow sandal]

Why prince azhrak got that kylo Ren build? 😭

[rancid orbit]

BREAKING: doom the dark ages will have keybinds! leaked keybinds being " W, A, S, & D"

[frail bloom]

I'll tell you in dm's if you want to know why,
Preferably, after you play the game so you know why I made the connection

[graceful lion]

stop u spoiled the whole game

[harsh egret]

Im confused lol, but yeah no need i think, its one of 2 things u talked about before for sure, or so i think

[frail bloom]

man I can't say anything here without implying smt

[harsh egret]

does it ruin the game for me if i know it

in any way whatsoever

[frail bloom]

I'd avoid it

[harsh egret]

Alr yeah im good then

[weary current]

lol

[lapis sigil]

guys 100 guys vs 1 gorilla whos winning

[pliant coral]

So close yet so far, the Dark Ages is.

The men win. The gorilla would take out 40 or half of the them before the rest finish off the gorilla due to the gorilla being a sprinter in fights. It would use up most of its energy at the beginning.

[lapis sigil]

the fact that ts is basically what i thought

[pliant coral]

Yep.

[solemn wyvern]

Oh no tomorrow is wars star day

[formal root]

why is that an oh no?

[solemn wyvern]

Why not?

[real crater]

100 guys cant do shit to a gorila

its literally like 100 imps trying to fight the slayer

[lapis sigil]

100 guys are in fact doing shit to a gorilla gangy 🙏

that gorilla gets tired and hes cooked

[real crater]

gorillas dont get tired

[lapis sigil]

cant tell if this is bait

[real crater]

they're apex predators

[lapis sigil]

sure they do get tired

dow yk how many people 100 mfs is

[formal root]

weren’t early humans known to literally tire their prey out by just stalking them?

[lapis sigil]

probably 😭

[formal root]

100 humans would do shit to a gorilla

[lapis sigil]

either way that goilla gon be using alot of his energy at the start and once hes tired hes fried

[formal root]

a good amount would get killed cause they would try to ambush it

also, are we talking that we are going against the gorilla with bare fists or like

spears and shit

[real crater]

spears in the big 2020 5🙏

[lapis sigil]

bare fists in the middle of what i assume to be aofrest

[formal root]

shut up with cho goofy ass

[lapis sigil]

so they got rocks and shit

[formal root]

your goofy ass in the big 2025

anywho yeah

plus, gorillas are mostly chill af

[lapis sigil]

yeah but we talking abt like they both want smoke

[real crater]

[formal root]

ahhh

the gorilla would have an advantage at the beginning

the men would just find ways to exploit its weaknesses

the men would win

[solemn wyvern]

Mr gun?

[pliant coral]

Yes it’s May the 4th be with you

[solemn wyvern]

Ye

[real crater]

september the 28th be with you

[pliant coral]

What?

[formal root]

what??

[pliant coral]

One week to get through.

Seems like a lot but it’s so much worse if you break it apart

[true merlin]

I’m so freaking bored

[real crater]

play doom eternal

[true merlin]

I would if I haven’t played it a lot already

[warm bolt]

Quick question: is there any info on shipment yet? I haven't had a single update since my order confirmation 😅

[stray prairie]

play Doom 2 in Ultra Nightmare

[pliant coral]

Possibly next week since most have said theirs shall arrived within that week.

[weary current]

these next several days are gonna be painful, but it'll be worth it probs

[pliant coral]

The painful part is watching out for those that spoil.

[warm bolt]

The painful part is that I couldn't get a single day off to actually play the game 🤣

I got a Saturday shift on top lol

[pliant coral]

Yikes, that is even worse

[real crater]

thats gonna take a lot of work

[true solstice]

If it’s called the dark ages then why can I see it

[hard thistle]

How?

[true solstice]

more like the sufficiently-illuminated ages

Smh

[stray prairie]

Yes

[plucky plinth]

Y'could just manually restart from map01 and play on Nightmare

[celest sun]

THEN PLAY IT MORE!!!!

RAHHHH!

[hard thistle]

Max I can do is single segment uv fast doom 2

Nightmare is cbt on classic doom

[stray prairie]

Would be worth it tho

Maximum grind for Dark Ages

[real crater]

you can do nightmare you'll just have to adjust your playstyle

[hard thistle]

Even harder than doom eternal and 2016 UN

[real crater]

i think a game where you cant even look up wouldnt be a good prep for dark ages personally

[hard thistle]

They say tda is going to play more like the classics

[plucky plinth]

From what I've personally seen, TDA basically only takes the bullet hell aspect of the Classics and not much else

[hard thistle]

damn

[real crater]

oh bud

[hard thistle]

so it will be a new serious sam game then

[real crater]

bullet hells are good

this game gon be legendary

[true merlin]

I have and got its planting

Platinum

[real crater]

i aint ever gonna get all the achievements unless i grind battlmeode

[true merlin]

It’s hard

[valid pawn]

The Joey Guy is here ladies...Super Shotgun with attachable gravity hammer oh yes that's will knock em demon off the curtains on stage

[merry sapphire]

they should delay the game

[frail bloom]

Why what is it

Did smt happen

[valid pawn]

yea I would like to know too

[merry sapphire]

delay it a year, so the devs can take their time on it. we can wait ❤️

[frail bloom]

alr then

[valid pawn]

Uh man

[merry sapphire]

ALL of us want this ❤️

[full cave]

I wish I could pre-load so I wouldn't have to download as much on the 13th (I pre-purchased the premium edition so I can play 2 days early)

[burnt moss]

9 days left

[pliant coral]

It wasn’t delayed before so no.

[hard thistle]

True

[merry sapphire]

i think i can speak for everyone when i say id software should delay this game for another year ❤️

[jovial marsh]

It looks just fine.

[pliant coral]

Naw.

[burnt moss]

honestly yes