the-dark-ages

[formal root]

WDYM ARCHVILE IS COMING

[harsh egret]

yeah yeah, that i have zero doubts on, love they still leave out plenty of stuff even from this trailer

[grim cloud]

Baalgars please!

[neon estuary]

https://tenor.com/view/kendrick-lamar-god-is-gangsta-u-ahhh-scream-gif-6349874768192364613

[hardy fable]

pain elemental.

https://tenor.com/view/megosztható-horse-raining-downpour-gif-13970826

[formal root]

tfw archvile with no walls around

[true merlin]

Out of curiosity and idk how true this is or not but are the classic imps what become the Archeville in eternal or no(I feel like I heard it somewhere just need to make sure I heard right)

[grim cloud]

just saying, we knew all bosses, weapons and most of the level tilesets by this point with tha tlast two doom games.

Right now with TDA, we only seen first act for the most part

[hardy fable]

cthulhu

[prime sentinel]

I think you are being a little too paranoid about it.

[grim cloud]

so that gives me hope they have a tons of suprises

[prime sentinel]

There will definitely be more enemies

[neon estuary]

wonder what weapon upgrades will be

[formal root]

I wonder if the balgaars will appear as part of like the atlan levels

[feral bane]

They’re not

[prime sentinel]

And even if there wasn’t, we’ve seen like 20 different enemy types

[stoic sleet]

Im excited for ost

[formal root]

yknow, like beating the shit outta them

[true merlin]

There’s 22 levels no way we have seen everything

[hardy fable]

22???

[harsh egret]

jep

[neon estuary]

kinda hoping the lever super shotgun gets "upgraded" to the standard break action

[grim cloud]

baalgars are not titans, they about 20 feet tall

[feral bane]

You’re probably thinking of the Summoners being related to Imps

[formal root]

ah

alright my bad

[zealous shard]

man get your horse in the house. poor horse, eh!

[hardy fable]

holy fuck im not gonna be home between the 16th-18th im not beating the game in one day 😭

[formal root]

dragon fighting balgaars?

[true merlin]

Maybe

[grim cloud]

still big as fuck compared to the normal demon ecosystem

[meager vortex]

https://youtu.be/s1i3YfGl5ag

[harsh egret]

early access babey

[hardy fable]

with luck it gets here two days early but i dont trust canada post

[formal root]

does that mean the one from 2016 was small?

[stoic sleet]

I kinda hoping the ultra nightmare reward is better

[formal root]

oh wait

[hardy fable]

yeah i bought the collectors edition

[formal root]

no no titans are huge

[true merlin]

Collectors edition?

[neon estuary]

how doomguy and his fucking dragon are gonna pull up to cthulhu:

[hardy fable]

yup

[neon estuary]

https://tenor.com/view/tf2-ceno0-heavy-gif-20401109

[grim cloud]

there is no evidence that baalgars can grow to enourmous sizes. would be kinda silly

[stoic sleet]

Do you think there will be an achievement for “beat the game with all difficulty sliders at max difficulty”

[formal root]

right right

[true merlin]

It should be fine but though Canada post varies at times

[harsh egret]

hell yeah, at least here in norway they said my shipment is expected to ship from them on the 6th, but ye not sure how it is over there lol

[formal root]

so they’re most likely tall like tyrants

[hardy fable]

usually not good

[hollow oxide]

Another all timer coming idc this shit gonna be insane

[formal root]

also, did y’all see the komodo?

[true merlin]

Yes looks sick as fuck

[formal root]

bro looked fast as hell

[hardy fable]

but ive had this since march 15th (my birthday!) and hoping they'll do me right for once

[grim cloud]

bigger than Tyrants, more ancient and powerful. They do not answer to the Dark Lords, they go rogue

[formal root]

oh shit

[true merlin]

He does and don’t forget the Agadon hunters

[harsh egret]

komodo this komodo that but no aggadon hunter in this one at all is interesting

[hardy fable]

you see him for like two seconds i think

[grim cloud]

i didnt see revenant, aggadon or battleknight

[stoic sleet]

I forgot about the aggadon hunter

I think the aggadon will be the marauder replacement

[harsh egret]

yep i realised now as well lmao

[formal root]

no wizard with tentacles neither

[harsh egret]

ye hugo did say that

[true merlin]

Ngl games shaping to be the biggest doom rn

[harsh egret]

komodo seems to be that as well to a degree

[formal root]

I do believe the bfg is that ballista

[stoic sleet]

U guys are forgetting the best enemy in eternap

The large tentacle

[harsh egret]

prowler

[true merlin]

Oh

[formal root]

• big gun

• green projectile

• kills everything on its path

[formal root]

cursed prowler

[stoic sleet]

How could you guys forget the large tentacle?

[scenic lichen]

I’ll give em the benefit of doubt that they’re leaving the baron of hell hidden somewhere cus it is my favorite enemy in the entire franchise

[true merlin]

Oh god plz no

[spiral crow]

Hey guys am back

[harsh egret]

cursed words

[scenic lichen]

would break my heart to not see the big fella return

[spiral crow]

And that trailer blew me away

[stoic sleet]

Imagine a cursed prowler with the health of the icon of sins

Doubled

[hardy fable]

of sins? like? both of them?

[tulip canyon]

I watched 10x times!

[formal root]

his name would just be “the curse”

[prime sentinel]

Door with health?

[spiral crow]

You're not alone on that one XD

[scenic lichen]

?

[stoic sleet]

Imagine a spectre cursed prowler with invisible projectiles

[prime sentinel]

In the classic doom mapping scene he’s often referred to as a door with health because his attacks are so easy to dodge and he has way too much health

[formal root]

ahem

possesed buff totem spectre cursed prowler with aoe attack

[prime sentinel]

In modern combat set ups you typically use them to pressure the player due to their health

[scenic lichen]

oh yeah true, I just meant like design wise in the modern games classic baron is just a wall of meat

[hardy fable]

0:34 in the trailer, are we getting normal imps alongside the stalker imps??/

[stoic sleet]

And it works like the khan maykr where if u get infected u have to lower its hp to zero then blood punch it 6 times

[grim cloud]

I would like to see thme make use of hte harvester

[scenic lichen]

I play the classics a lot too, I’m playing legacy of rust rn vassagos are pr sick

[formal root]

and then it spawns armor on

[prime sentinel]

Legacy of Rust is super cool, Xaser is a madman

[formal root]

and you have to hit it six times

[quartz hound]

This trailer has hit the right vibes for those trying to get into doom

[fiery sentinel]

It's definitely a calamity blade, I just loaded up legacy of rust to compare!

[feral bane]

Barons look cool

[quartz hound]

Convinced some peeps I know that don't really play lol

[feral bane]

That’s the main reason to like em lol

[hardy fable]

going to put myself into a coma for the next 25 days

[stoic sleet]

I really hope they add barons of heck

[hardy fable]

im DYING waiting for this game

[grim cloud]

If they add barons, we need both the Red and Brown Hell Knight variants, because fuck yah. Green blood too. Maybe even add the Ogre variant because why not?

[hardy fable]

I've been to iceland and back, and set on fire since the first trailer came out

[quartz hound]

Y'all already mentioned that Cthulhu chonk?

[hollow sandal]

What platform are you playing it on?

[hardy fable]

PS5

[hollow sandal]

Sick me too

[quartz hound]

PC for me

[stoic sleet]

U have to wait 1/960th of ur life before the dark ages releases

[quartz hound]

Will try it out on the switch 2 whenever that inevitably happens

[hardy fable]

ordered collectors edition so i gotta hope canada post doesn't fuck me over around the 15th

[hollow sandal]

What are you running?

[stoic sleet]

Ill try out ds

[inner wigeon]

What if I die tmmr

[hollow sandal]

The rapid fire mode for the plasma rifle was purple, look like they changed it to red

Good call

[hardy pelican]

Is the BFG a crossbow?

What the hell

[stoic sleet]

If you have been waiting for a new doom game since around eternals release date thats like 1/16 of ur life waiting

[hollow sandal]

So basically I'm cooked then?

[stoic sleet]

If my math is correct

Ueah ig

[hardy pelican]

Really like everything I saw from the trailer

I know people have been begging for a sword as a melee option, I really wonder if Doomguy's gonna use one this time

Wonder if it'll be a crucible or something else

[desert bough]

hopefully the game ain’t woke

[hardy pelican]

I hope it's as woke as it possibly can be just to spite you lmao

[stoic sleet]

Alot of gta 5 fans have spent way over 1/10 of their life waiting for gta 6

If my math is correct

[desert bough]

whatever man I’m glad the director stayed and work on dark ages

[hardy pelican]

Me too

Hugo Martin's a great game director

[prime sentinel]

Everything is woke when you look for it.

Thats why grifters love this phrase

[hardy pelican]

When people say they hate woke things it has undertones of hating women and minorities lmao

[prime sentinel]

Sure, but you can also apply it to pretty much anything slightly progressive

[hardy pelican]

True

[hollow sandal]

Wgat does the phrase "Modern Audiences" mean?

[desert bough]

Nah

[hardy pelican]

Today's audience, the people alive today

[quartz hound]

I'm running a 4070 with an absurd amount of horsepower and memory to keep it silent 24/7

[prime sentinel]

Sweet

[quartz hound]

it will run the game just fine on ultra settings lol

[hollow sandal]

Fuck yea dude

[desert bough]

look man I want to play a game that’s not pushing a ideology agenda

[hardy pelican]

It's a war setting so unfortunately for you lmao, there's going to be some ideologies and agendas

[prime sentinel]

What makes you think it would be woke?

Genuine question

What about this game makes you think that

[vapid lodge]

can you guys stop with the woke shit? where is this coming from

[hardy pelican]

He saw a King Novik's daughter and Commander Valen and thinks it's gonna be woke lmao

[prime sentinel]

What about the game makes you think it will be pushing an agenda?

[quartz hound]

sigh

[zealous shard]

do we have a lore channel?

[gilded lake]

used to </3

[zealous shard]

or is there any site with the the biggest lore infos?

[desert bough]

I’m not saying it is woke I’m just blessed that they really passionate and want to make a good product and also have us the community in mind while making the game

[formal root]

long sigh

just kill the fucking demons, bro.

[prime sentinel]

So why even bring it up?

[stoic sleet]

Doom the dark ages is VERY woke it has difficulty sliders that REALLY woke

[vapid lodge]

bruh

[hardy pelican]

Waaah waaah

[sonic turret]

There's the lore book which you can download from the Doom Discord.

[formal root]

waah waah?

[desert bough]

@prime sentinel you really good at rage baiting if you really want me to explain or care we can hop in a vc

[hardy pelican]

See you are crying about it

[harsh egret]

WHAT? THERES SLIDERS?? DIFFICULTY SLIDERS??? NOT IN MY DOOM GAME MAN :((((

[hollow sandal]

He's not

[peak galleon]

is there actually sliders?

[prime sentinel]

I’m rage baiting? Lmfao

[pastel pebble]

Which channel?

[prime sentinel]

I have work so unfortunately I can’t vc debate you lmao

[hollow sandal]

Yes, search my name in #screenshots and I posted them

[peak galleon]

aight bet

[grim cloud]

its all projection with these people

[sonic turret]

The server I mean.

[desert bough]

There’s nothing to debate about bro wtf man

[hardy pelican]

I know man, can never just take shit at face value

[stoic sleet]

DOOM: The Woke Ages

[formal root]

yeah, cause like we get woken up by the maykrs

[prime sentinel]

Boutta turn the pronoun slider up in doom the dark ages

[peak galleon]

the sliders dont seem to bad

[desert bough]

We have a BASE director we will
Be find

[hardy pelican]

Idk why people hate sliders when you can literally make the game as tough or easy as you want, that's a cool idea

[stoic sleet]

DOOM is so woke why is there a gay slider that makes the sex scene either with king novik or his daughter

[hardy pelican]

Doomguy's bout to have some gow quicktime events with King Novik

[formal root]

doom is woke cause we have the witch? a FEMALE demon?

[hardy pelican]

If ya KNOW what I'm SAYIN

[split saddle]

why are people crying about sliders, it literally opens up customization, isn't that good ??

[hardy pelican]

Yes

[prime sentinel]

Old discussion, I don’t think anyone but grifters give a fuck about sliders

[peak galleon]

as long as sliders arent available on nightmare its fine

[hardy pelican]

Frfr

[prime sentinel]

Well in a negative way

[stoic sleet]

DOOM is WOKE because some gay people play DOOM

[harsh egret]

wait so eternal is woke cause the whiplash is a female demon too 😮

[proper geyser]

Man people be complaining, just play it how you like.

[peak galleon]

it is?

[harsh egret]

lmao yes

[formal root]

yeah, it has boobies

[hardy pelican]

Yeaaaaah 😎 🤝 😎

[stoic sleet]

Send image

[prime sentinel]

It’s a culture war thing, it’s about driving engagement and making money off of stupid people

[peak galleon]

I never noticed

[stoic sleet]

Asking for a friend

[zealous shard]

so from here? Oo

[hardy pelican]

So what do you guys think about the crossbow, that shit looks cool

[harsh egret]

yh hugo confirmed it

[plucky plinth]

I love everyone forgets the Spider Mastermind from 1, 2, and 2016

[stoic sleet]

I think its woke

[formal root]

screeshots

[sonic turret]

That's where I downloaded it from.

[hardy pelican]

Is it gonna be like the Legacy of Rust one or is it just a BFG reskin

[summer obsidian]

Because they want games to only be hard and gatekeep fun

[stoic sleet]

Yes

[peak galleon]

we getting a crossbow?

[zealous shard]

can you point me to it? 😄

[hardy pelican]

Yeah go to end of trailer 2

[uneven dragon]

legacy of rust one was just the destroyer blade from eternal

[peak galleon]

this boutta be so peak

[formal root]

okay there

[prime sentinel]

To me it looks like it functions a bit different from the BFG but not like the legacy of rust gun either

[hardy pelican]

True

[harsh egret]

its just sad seeing these "discussions" nowadays, im glad they dont impact me whatsoever

[stoic sleet]

I force myself to like destroyer blade

[hardy pelican]

Yeah it's properties look strange to me

[split saddle]

guys, whiplash, smash or pass

[hardy pelican]

Whipsmash

[stoic sleet]

Pass

[uneven dragon]

destroyer blade is fun af

[harsh egret]

yes

[cobalt fog]

I wonder if we will see the slayers face again since his helmet gets removed completely

[stoic sleet]

Its too woke

[split saddle]

kinda unfortunate they had to remove her honker bonkers

[hollow sandal]

Lol this guy..

[uneven dragon]

the strat is to ice bomb a bunch of demons and then unleash a destroyer blade

[hollow sandal]

Lol

[prime sentinel]

I prefer the baron of hell personally

[uneven dragon]

it decimates and fully heals you

[stoic sleet]

Making the slayer a man is woke he shouldnt have a face so hes genderless

[uneven dragon]

this but unironically

[formal root]

a man showing emotions? THATS WOKE

[stoic sleet]

Marauders shouldnt sound like a man thats too woke

Hell priests are woke they should be Hell non binaries

[hollow sandal]

Ayo 😭

[split saddle]

my favourite part was watching game journalists try to take on a marauder

[hardy pelican]

Do demons have conventional human sexes

[formal root]

the ICON of sin? YOU SAYING THE ICON WAS IN DRAG RACE?

WOKEEE

[hardy pelican]

That would go hard

And imagine him modeling on the runway too like DAAAAAAAAAMN

[split saddle]

doesn't the hologram call the demons mortally challenged in eternal

[celest sun]

Cthulhu final boss

[stoic sleet]

THE ICON OF SIN IS THE BETRAYERS SON INSTEAD OF THE BETRAYERS NON BINARY CHILD? WOKE

[formal root]

the icon shows up in those boots patrick had in the spongebob movie and starts hitting poses

[hardy pelican]

GRAAAAAH YEEEEEES

[celest sun]

I want to kiss Hell Cthulhu

[stoic sleet]

Jokes aside why does the icon of sins have such a fat ass

[peak galleon]

good question

[formal root]

HES AN ICON

[stoic sleet]

It looks like a cooked assembled pig

[hardy pelican]

Yeah because they're trying to manipulate humans into integrating them into society

[peak galleon]

good explanation?

[formal root]

he became iconic because of his fat ass

[pliant coral]

Maybe it’s because if it ever got hit backwards it can land safely

[celest sun]

Phat Maykr and Cthulhu

[formal root]

an ass so fat, it made people sin

therefore

the icon of sin (ass)

[split saddle]

damn

u have a way with words

[formal root]

i’m somewhat of a poet myself

[hardy pelican]

THIS IS ACTUALLY AMAZING

[formal root]

https://tenor.com/view/how-you-doing-you-know-it-donald-kimball-gif-14910713

[hardy pelican]

Unironically yes you are

[stoic sleet]

What is ur favourite mortally challenged

[peak galleon]

I can hear this

[hardy pelican]

😎 🤝 😎

[hard thistle]

THIS GAME IS LOOKING PEAK BEYOND PEAK.

[hardy pelican]

Probably the Tyrant cyberdemon

[hard thistle]

“Launch the Slayer.”

[formal root]

from like any game?

[stoic sleet]

D*mon is like a racial slir

[hardy pelican]

Your pfp goes hard dude

[formal root]

cause my favorite one would be

[stoic sleet]

SHUT THE FUCK UP DEMON

[formal root]

either the revenant or the cacomortally challenged

[stoic sleet]

The revenant is ass

[formal root]

I LIKE HOW THEY LOOK MAN

[hardy pelican]

The cacodemons are mortally challanged, aren't they constantly suffering iIrc?

[peak galleon]

Revenant is cool

[hardy pelican]

Or was that that Pain Elemental

[stoic sleet]

How do cacodemons fly?

[vapid lodge]

hell farts

[peak galleon]

helium

[formal root]

2 holes

[hardy pelican]

^^^ all of the above

[formal root]

one for showing, one for blowing

[vapid lodge]

wrestlemania calls them cockydemons

[formal root]

COCKY DEMON

[vapid lodge]

they also said khan mekirs lmfaoooo

[stoic sleet]

Cacssy

[hard thistle]

Appreciated. It’s Davoth and Doomguy staring down. I forget the artist, and that’s my bad.

[stoic sleet]

I hate davoth lorewise

[final dune]

theory thats probably pretty close
the villains are after the heart of argent so asscrack can get a buncha power

[formal root]

explain?

[stoic sleet]

You bring violence and war to thwart the Dark Realm, but conflict was born in Hell. It is… inevitable, a fire that fuels creation, and gives purpose where there is none.

[stoic sleet]

He is one of the main reasons for Doomslayer wank

[hard thistle]

Yo, they finally showed the Rocket Launcher and I’m excited to cause big booms, but a BFG Crossbow?!

[formal root]

ah

ah oooohhh

[hard thistle]

https://tenor.com/view/shut-up-take-my-money-money-gif-12362351

[stoic sleet]

I like it

[formal root]

damn, davoth had to have beef with a literal bunny

[stoic sleet]

And also ik its a joke but it annoys me when people say doomslayer killed all of the demons ONLY because of daisy

[formal root]

oh no no, doomguys is a broken lad

[zealous shard]

so where is this lore book i can download from here? or did that guy prank me?

[formal root]

bro lost his pet, family, friends

[pliant coral]

Crossbow, ballista, either way it fits the Dark Ages 100%

[summer obsidian]

That new trailer gave me halo vibes, with them calling the slayer a weapon as if he was under their command, the blanked eyes too, very weird

[prime sentinel]

He is under their control

[hard thistle]

What I am hugely impressed by is the fact that Hugo wasn’t kidding about Ahzrak, envious prince of the Slayer’s power, and that the demons he aims to rule fear the Slayer.

[formal root]

and suffers heavy ptsd and I imagine psychosis in doom 64

[prime sentinel]

But he slowly breaks free apparently

[stoic sleet]

Im pretty sure the dark ages comes out before the next eternal cosmetic pack rerun

[craggy jungle]

JUST PREORDERED

[hard thistle]

A pretty cool villain concept, backed by a powerful hero!

[formal root]

I want the 64 skin so bad but doom eternal runs kinda yucky in my laptop

(not a gaming laptop so it makes sense)

[pliant coral]

A good hero requires a good villain.

[stoic sleet]

Yo imagine how funny it would be if they make the doomslayer a yapper in the doom game after eternal

[craggy jungle]

honestly if i like eternal with the fast gameplay will i like the dark ages it seems slower paced

[formal root]

aint this like

younger doomguy we talking about?

[vapid lodge]

some said it still very fast, but grounded

[stoic sleet]

A game that canonically is after eternal

Like the gods above davoth make a new davoth

[craggy jungle]

good

[formal root]

ah read that wrong

my bad

[hard thistle]

Only because of the promotional material needs to be clear what you will see, but the actual gameplay is much faster. Plus, you will be able to adjust the game’s speed to your liking!

[craggy jungle]

i hope this game will be good i just spent 100

[formal root]

by the looks of it

it looks godly

[craggy jungle]

this and ac shadows were the only games i wanted until fall

[formal root]

blessed be steam for putting the doom anthology for 28 bucks that one time

[stoic sleet]

I might not even use sliders

[hard thistle]

Have faith, Wohturmelon! It’s looking like id’s 3 for 3 with the bangers!

[pliant coral]

First run: no sliders
Second run: sliders

[stoic sleet]

The main thing i need to do tho is change my controls for this game

[hard thistle]

Now THAT’S a smart play.

[craggy jungle]

i loved 2016 eternal

havent played the ogs

[formal root]

I wonder what pandemonium difficulty is about

[stoic sleet]

Trying to beat UN on normal controls is hard

[plucky plinth]

I'll run w/o sliders for a few levels, and probably will adjust them afterwards.

[craggy jungle]

this game seems like it will have a bigger story then 2016/eternal

[plucky plinth]

Just judging from the trailers I am not liking how often you get resources

[stoic sleet]

Dang no way

[pliant coral]

22 levels yeah

[harsh egret]

i think most people will play default sliders on first run, some prob will tweak the parry window a lil

[hard thistle]

As one who as, I encourage you do! Prepare for genuine challenge, but tons of fun! And a sense of brilliance for discovering secrets!

[stoic sleet]

I bet theres gonna be a skullcrushing weapon in this game

[hard thistle]

Apparently, there are TWO skullcrushing weapons!

[formal root]

I also heard theres demons

[true merlin]

That’s adjustable

[hard thistle]

Specifically, the Pulverizer and a second weapon.

[stoic sleet]

Guys i think this game MIGHT have guns

[harsh egret]

i found it funny how they didnt even show it in this trailer lol

[craggy jungle]

NO WAYYYYY

[stoic sleet]

Jokes aside it will

[wooden acorn]

is that red plasma gun being used against the tyrant a new weapon or an upgraded accelerator?

[harsh egret]

and if u look at the guns many guns got their designs a lil tweaked, especially the plasma rifle

[pliant coral]

Hmm, BFC? BFB? Big fucken crossbow? Big fucking ballista?

[hard thistle]

Argent Crossbow, perhaps?

[wooden acorn]

that looks cool too yee

[stoic sleet]

What if instead of bfg it was bfc

[vapid lodge]

hopefully its called calamity blade

[craggy jungle]

I hope the game is still fast paced but I will enjoy it either way probs

[wooden acorn]

also like how they kept the trend of showing what is probably the final boss at the end

[stoic sleet]

What if instead of bfg it was bbc

[craggy jungle]

have they announceed length yet

[wooden acorn]

big big crossbow

[vapid lodge]

big black crossbow

[harsh egret]

fuck yes

[wooden acorn]

big bfg crossbow

[stoic sleet]

22 levels each level is about an hour or over

[true merlin]

22 missions is all we have so far

[hard thistle]

Seeing Slayer’s helmet tossed through the portal, I’m hoping our boy’s just tossing it to get his armor off to remove the Helix the Maykr’s implanted on him, or to don the 2016 Praetor suit!

[stoic sleet]

I was thinking british broadcasting network

[hard thistle]

And not getting his ass beat by Ahzrak or his forces.

[light pawn]

If we pre ordered the game in February when are we supposed to get the game?

[pliant coral]

Walking with Dinosaurs

[true merlin]

May

[hard thistle]

Ahzrak looks powerful and dangerous, so we’ll be in for a damn good boss fight.

[wooden acorn]

they all ship out around the same time I believe, regardless of order date

[peak galleon]

may 12 with deluxe may 15 for standard

[stoic sleet]

What if the slayer impregnates azhraks wife and once azhraks wife gives birth slayer has go fight his power and azhraks combined

[wooden acorn]

that's why it's a pre-order

[craggy jungle]

thats huge and is good for the price

[pliant coral]

Thought it was two days early access?

[light pawn]

I got the collectors edition. Would we be getting a code sent to our email if we bought it through Bethesda website?

[peak galleon]

last time I checked it was 3 ima have to check again

[wooden acorn]

I assume it'll come on a card in the box or a physical game disk for console

[pliant coral]

Alright

[peak galleon]

my fault it was only 2

still thats 2 days before everyone else

[harsh egret]

its 2 days early access, the collectors edition u get on or by the 12th.

[wooden acorn]

also the release date of the 2016 doom

[pliant coral]

Ah that makes sense.
I haven’t pre ordered just yet but will soon.
Just glad this game is coming out for there ain’t much else to be fully excited for.

[craggy jungle]

no shot im finishing ac shadows by the time this launches

[zealous shard]

@sonic turretfrom here or google drive?

[hallow heath]

STAND
AND
FIGHT

I think the message is clear Hugo lol

[hollow sandal]

BLOCK

THROW

PARRY

[hallow heath]

fewer weapons too, the weapon wheel looks small too

[austere nacelle]

guys if cuthulu is outerversal and doomguy beats him does that mean that... Doomguy was outerversal BEFORE 2016 and Eternal..???

[hollow sandal]

There are 6 weapon classes, each have two weapons. Except for reaver Chainshot

[inner wigeon]

What do the words mean

Decode this language for me

[austere nacelle]

powerscaling

[grim cloud]

chainshot maybe gets a second weapon with DLC if i had to guess

[inner wigeon]

What if he’s innerversal though

[austere nacelle]

its a horrible thing, this powerscaling

[hollow sandal]

!!

[austere nacelle]

wouldn't recommend for you to indulge in it btw

[hallow heath]

6 weapons classes, 12 weapons and 24 weapons with mods?

[hollow sandal]

Didn't think of that

[zealous shard]

DODGE
AND
SHOOT

[hollow sandal]

There aren't mods, they're Power ups I guess

In this game

[hallow heath]

mod swapping is gone too? good

[inner wigeon]

24 power ups?????

[pliant coral]

Bola gun. Wraps around demons and crushes them or splits them in half

[inner wigeon]

NO?

[hollow sandal]

Well you have to swap to the weapon in the same class now

[grim cloud]

no mods, i htink u just swap weapons, which really jus tmenas changing weapons

[hollow sandal]

@hallow heath shotgun class contains shotgun and super shot gun

[hallow heath]

so for bullets there are not like 4 weapons like in eternal, (micro missiles, pb, shield chaingun, mobile turret)

[hollow sandal]

Plasma Rifle class has (accelerator) plasma rifle & Twin Barrel of

[hollow sandal]

Not sure exactly, but yea i presume it won't me similar

[hallow heath]

so it's 6 weapon classes, 2x weapon per class (exce3pt 1) and no mods

that looks like less micromanaging mods

[long berry]

Hyped for dark ages

[simple mist]

Doom the peak ages???

[grim cloud]

my megawad is canon sorta

[hollow sandal]

Yes

[hallow heath]

doom is so back

[waxen crystal]

The dark ages got me scared

[fleet spruce]

precisely

[simple mist]

Reeeal

[storm drum]

prince ahzrak is the wretch
i can feel that

[vapid lodge]

why would ahzrak make the armor for the slayer if he wants him dead?

[hard thistle]

Yeah it makes no sense

[storm drum]

They created a super cool villain like Prince Ahzrak, at last for him to bow down and submit to Doomslayer. That makes Doomslayer incredibly badass.

[hard thistle]

The last time we saw a demonic entity "submit" to the doom slayer he got his head cut off

(Deag ranak)

[zealous shard]

where, when?

[fleet spruce]

Doom Eternal

right after the Cultist Base

[rough heart]

I am suprised that it will be on battle net

[hard thistle]

It's right after you beat the doom hunter boss

[rough heart]

Ig no pc physical copy fuck it ill wait for sale

[austere nacelle]

Why does doomguy look like he's about to cry without the yellow eyes in doom TDA

[zealous shard]

what game

[hard thistle]

Eternal

[zealous shard]

hm, have to replay it then .. cant remember 😄

[rough heart]

Because inoccent realm that he was suddenly transported will suffer because of him

[zealous shard]

i think in he ain't that pissed off yet, in tda .. eyes aren't as evil looking, yet

[austere nacelle]

His eyes never looked evil

[rough heart]

In eternal in sentinel prime cutscene you can see sad face what he has done to the world

[soft fiber]

so the main villain is basically jealous of My Boy the Slayer lol that was a badass trailer

[rough heart]

Kinda

[zealous shard]

evil in being totally pissed off

[austere nacelle]

also he should be more pissed off in TDA than in 2016 or eternal since his bunny's death was fresher in his mind

if we listen to lore that is

[hard thistle]

I think he has bigger problems than a dead pet

[rough heart]

Well yk he also has family

[soft fiber]

Yeah he had a family and kid

[austere nacelle]

but people try to make it canon that doomguy is actually more angry over his pet than over his family

just for the sake of the memes

[rough heart]

That are boomers who think

[soft fiber]

So is that king novik in the beginning of the trailer?

[hard thistle]

Yes

[plain iron]

Ahzrak is not doing that lmfao, judging by his character so far he'd rather die

[plain iron]

Not of the slayer, but rather the fear the slayer causes the demons. Demons follow the people they fear the most.

[hard thistle]

That's reddit behavior

[plain iron]

This was actually said in a Hugo talks thing

[soft fiber]

Oh Now that makes sense I Think Hugo said that in a interview

So That’s why Doomguy looked sad in the sentinel prime level Poor guy

[plain iron]

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This is one of my favourite scenes from the new trailer. Eyes tell a lot when we don't have the rest of a face

[pliant coral]

Indeed.

[tidal flare]

HI FELLAS!!!

[stoic sleet]

He looks like he has down syndrome tf are those eyes

[tidal flare]

WHO here, watches General Sam?

[stoic sleet]

GENERAL SAM IS WOKE WHY ISNT IT NON BINARY SAM

[soft fiber]

Wtf who is even that?

[tidal flare]

Gawd dayumitt!!! Sam the man HIMSELF would agree!!! IT SHOULD BE TRANSGENDER TALIBANI SAM!!!

[stoic sleet]

HELLO

[plain iron]

They're called "doe eyes" it's just a eye shape.

This is tiresome.

[tidal flare]

The Transgender Talibani LOLI LICKERS!!!

[stoic sleet]

Ok now draw me kissing megan fox violently

[plain iron]

Can you not? I don't draw shit for free and I don't draw shit for weirdos.

[stoic sleet]

Isnt l*li a very very bad thing

[plain iron]

Yes

Very much so.

[tidal flare]

Lolipops?

[stoic sleet]

Perchance delete this

[barren iron]

what in the fuck is this chat

[plain iron]

A cesspool.

[final dune]

my thoughts exactly

[soft fiber]

What the Hell are we even talking about?

[zealous shard]

no .. rebecca from cyberpunk: edgerunners ... is a loli

[coral cove]

I hope my collectors edition arrives in time for me to rip and tear

[barren iron]

There's like three of you that need you shut tf up immediately

[plain iron]

Same tbh, very excited for it

[stoic sleet]

Ok, pls never say l*li, even if ur trolling

[tidal flare]

OH YEAH!!! MY LATE AFTERNOONS!!!

[plain iron]

[stoic sleet]

Is this guy a robot or smth

No offense

[zealous shard]

but becca is an adult. not to forget that 🙂

[barren iron]

can we drop the loli bullshit

[tidal flare]

Fuck pedophiles

[plain iron]

Loli is fucking gross

[stoic sleet]

Ok better

[coral cove]

Yeah. That second trailer boosted my excitement. I'm preparing by redoing TAG 1 and 2

[zealous shard]

afaik .. lolis are .. underage looking smol females or som like that

[tidal flare]

My man. BOO YA

[barren iron]

bro

[plain iron]

Idc if "she's a adult" if she looks like a fucking child that's a fucking child

[stoic sleet]

Cyborg reference?

[coral cove]

Correct.

[barren iron]

we need active mods holy fuck

[tidal flare]

Teen Titans is the BEST gen Z cartoon

[soft fiber]

Frr

[tidal flare]

GEN Z FO LIFE!!!

[plain iron]

Please.

[stoic sleet]

“Erm actually this 6 year old is a 9,193 year old dragon”

[coral cove]

Literally. There's also those who say "but it's just a drawing" and prison is just a place

[tidal flare]

Alright I

I'll stop trolling... XD

[stoic sleet]

Had a feeling

[soft fiber]

I guess people are taking the Term “Age is just a number” a bit a too far

[tidal flare]

But seriously, Teen Titans and Gen Z FO LIFE!!!

[barren iron]

That's not trolling, that's just being fucking weird

[tidal flare]

True... true...

[coral cove]

Yeah. But ima be real. When both people are 18+ it don't really matter much

[stoic sleet]

Like 50 and 56 is NOT the same as 14 and 20

[coral cove]

Exactly.

[barren iron]

this fucking chat

[tidal flare]

GEN Z FO LIFE

[coral cove]

Above a certain point, age kinda just fizzles out

[barren iron]

idk why y'all are so stuck on this age conversation

[stoic sleet]

Hell even 10 and 16 is weird

[soft fiber]

Where’s the Mods lol?

[pliant coral]

^

[stoic sleet]

Does this server even have mods?

[coral cove]

Ok let's change topics. Do we think that crossbow is the BFG? Or, something different?

[safe ice]

just watched the new trailer I am so fucking ready for this game

[tidal flare]

It doesn't have mods, Branden

[soft fiber]

I think it is

[stoic sleet]

Its definitely something different

[safe ice]

its definitely a BFG

[plain iron]

I'm hyped for more Ahzrak shit

[austere nacelle]

why he cryin

[safe ice]

green electricity and big damage tell me everything

[stoic sleet]

Its not the bfg but its a bfg type weapon

[coral cove]

Eh, the green color of the attack makes me think it is the bfg, and what they showed it doing.

[barren iron]

I called the BFG being a crossbow/ballista lmao

[safe ice]

yeah the story and characters are also conna be really cool too

[stoic sleet]

Hes un intimidating asf tho

[coral cove]

Not the bfg 900, bfg 900

[plain iron]

Bcs he's a dude and he can cry 😭

[pliant coral]

Maybe it’s the BFG or it could be the other rocket launcher

[safe ice]

I've never been this interested in the story until I saw the last scene in the trailer

[soft fiber]

I hope we see the Khan mayker again she was my favorite villain

[regal osprey]

So anyways… I’m not really liking the look of the new BFG.

[coral cove]

From what i saw it's that's a grenade launcher

[stoic sleet]

I like it ngl

[weary current]

about time we needed a ripped hell prince in doom, i'm ngl

[barren iron]

The cthulu demon is quite unique

[austere nacelle]

maybe thats seconds before he locks in

[pliant coral]

That is what the rocket launchers are suppose to be, what was said about them that is

[stoic sleet]

But imma miss my free roomclear on new playrgroughs where im like “nah fuck this room”

[tidal flare]

Qn3n... IT'S THE DASTARDLY Q-SHAMAN!!!

[coral cove]

Well. We don't 100% know it's the BFG. It could be the other weapon in thr chainshot category (if there is one)

[tidal flare]

HE'S THE REAL TROLL!!!

[stoic sleet]

Whos q shaman?

[coral cove]

Other could also be the weapon from legacy of rust

[safe ice]

I highly doubt that

[plain iron]

I lowkey wanna cosplay him but I don't wanna shave my head 😭

[soft fiber]

I’m just for the sentinel civil war

[stoic sleet]

Do it trust me

[regal osprey]

It’s kind of underwhelming. It’s just a big crossbow. Is the arrow what’s actually powerful? Can u just throw that and get the same result? The crossbow looks like a basic crossbow

[coral cove]

Just theories for now. We shall find out in the 13th

[austere nacelle]

nah im pretty sure its the big [redacted] crossbow

[plain iron]

I shave my head regularly but I wanna keep the mullet

[stoic sleet]

I dont wanna ruin my sleep schedule again

I was up 23 hours straight yesterday

[coral cove]

I probably will when dark ages comes out lol

[plain iron]

I don't have a sleep schedule.

[tidal flare]

And yet we are brought to the faint glimmering lights of Discord like MOTHS to a flame...

[stoic sleet]

Thats not good now is it?

[soft fiber]

Bro has sleep schedule your doing better managing sleep than me lol

[plain iron]

Deadass tho

[pliant coral]

A sleep schedule? Odd.

[coral cove]

I don't have a schedule for sleep but I sleep properly every night

I just "i feel tired. I'm going to bed" basicall

[tidal flare]

My intention is to get ONE quote into later Dark Ages PATCHES!!! (ROCK N ROLL!!!)

[plain iron]

I had a 3 hour nap, then I'll be up to 11, then I'll pass out again and wake up around 2-3am

Then I'll be up until like. 10am

[tidal flare]

YEAH RUMSFELD!!!

[soft fiber]

The Girl in the new doom trailer looks Hot ngl

[plain iron]

Thira? I have a theory she might be Commander Valen's wife

[soft fiber]

Yeah her

[plain iron]

Either that or a raging lesbian

[tidal flare]

I'd band her red commie talibani blasmelicious ass SOOOOOOOO... HAAAAARRRRDDD......

[soft fiber]

Bro The fuck

[coral cove]

Not impossible.

[tidal flare]

Triggering is my specialty

[soft fiber]

I see Bro

[tidal flare]

We spirit brothers, bro

[plain iron]

they have the same arm outside their armour and Thira has a band on that arm :] we know Valen would have a wife, due to the whole thing he has a child

[soft fiber]

lol I guess we are

[coral cove]

That makes a ton of sense, but that could also be a thing of rank.

[tidal flare]

We should share childhoods too! My first childhood gamer memories are of Metroid Prime Trilogy on the Wii and Disney Pixar edutainment games.

[vapid lodge]

anyway guys id software gave me the game and ahzrack is woke

Can confirm, trust the internet

[plain iron]

I've never seen the band on other sentinels, and Commander Valen doesn't have one either.

[soft fiber]

It’s Just a Theory A Game Theory!

[plain iron]

I like to think he's a He/They

[coral cove]

We will wait and see :)

[pliant coral]

Of course a demon would have such a thing

[plain iron]

Ahzrak wears a corset dawgs that not cisman behaviour

[plain iron]

What.

[soft fiber]

I grow with The spectacular Spider-Man show in 2007

[tidal flare]

Spider Man Unlimited on early Netflix, on my Wii!!! Him and Batman are the best comic book characters.

[coral cove]

Condiment man better/j

[soft fiber]

I never really cared for Spider-Man unlimited Kinda like the Get back here Shockerrr

[tidal flare]

Did you ever get to play Spider Man on PS1?

[plain iron]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1278629590797123602/1363718933928218644/Screenshot_20250411_010653_ibisPaint_X.jpg?ex=68070dba&is=6805bc3a&hm=09d0230f16e6f284460744e5fc6a80920f57ff63f04439bbfaa0da5e411d567b&

Corset I think

[soft fiber]

Yeah Venom was Hilarious Bro lol

[tidal flare]

Bro that looks like metal Dragon Age Origins art!

[plain iron]

It's Ahzrak's concept art.

[tidal flare]

Danny Devito from Hercules and NOTHING ELSE would be proud! XD

[plain iron]

Done by Emerson Tung.

[soft fiber]

That was a Classic I loved that movie frr

[unkempt thicket]

They should label the Windows/Microsoft Store version of The Dark Ages “Doom 11” (iykyk)

[tidal flare]

It still is my favorite classical hero film.

JAMES WOODS BITCHES!!! 😄

[soft fiber]

And Lion king I loved James earl jones and My favorite Darth Vader

[tidal flare]

James Earl Jones was also in a film I plan on watching clalled Matewan, it's about a war with an American rebellion in 1921!!!

[soft fiber]

Damm I never knew that

[tidal flare]

BASED ON A TRUE STORY!!!

[soft fiber]

You have broken the holy seal of Urdak

[tidal flare]

Wikipedia isn't the only source, but they say it ended peacefully. NOT BEFORE THE GOVERNMENT BROKE OUT OUR OWN AIRFORCE!!!

[tidal flare]

I love super serious thrillers!

[soft fiber]

Quick question what Does Doomguy Eat I mean he is Human

[tidal flare]

He eat flesh of cyber sinner.

[plain iron]

He canonically eats junk food :]

Chips, pizza and uh... froot chews?

[soft fiber]

Damm I forgot he has a whole pizza in the fortress of doom Lol

[tidal flare]

McDonnies and Chic Fil A like a real man/gamer!

[soft fiber]

lol

Chicken nugges Or Dino nuggets?

[tidal flare]

I love chiggen nuggies or tendies with Honey mustard.

[soft fiber]

lol me too

[plain iron]

Dino nuggets.

[tidal flare]

Both

[soft fiber]

I love how Samur is always here to answer lore questions thanks man

[plain iron]

He plays w them occasionally and he gets yelled at by Samuel.

[plain iron]

I don't know everything around doom lore, that's M0no's job, but I do know enough

[tidal flare]

He bro can protect thee against any Cyber-Demon and evil... EVEN GHOSTS LIKE A CHAD!!! (GUITAR STRUM!!!)

[dusty dagger]

Dino nuggets are peak, with some honey BBQ sauce

[plain iron]

Ourghh

[tidal flare]

My favorite combination!

[soft fiber]

I can’t believe Doom is doing more Better than Halo Damm

[plain iron]

He uses tomato sauce and recreates the great extinction.

[tidal flare]

Halo is still better than than all the bland stupid Gen X Iraq war on terror shit that was all grey and brown!!! YUCKEES!!!

[tidal flare]

That Halo had inspired

[soft fiber]

I would totally smash Doomguy

[plain iron]

Fair.

[tidal flare]

Epic Dark Ages shirt out, Hayden bro!

[soft fiber]

Fr where can I cop?

[tidal flare]

I found it in pinned messages!

Looks cool

It's dark grey and black like the Batsuit sometimes, I LOVE IT!!!

[dusty dagger]

Real

[soft fiber]

Thanks bro glad I’m not the only one

[tidal flare]

I love you Cyber He Bro.

[soft fiber]

So Before Tda come out are yall replying Doom eternal and DLC or Doom 2016?

[tidal flare]

I've been playing Eternal more on my new Razer PC, it rocks, I can even use RTX

[spare panther]

Both, doing one level a day

[soft fiber]

Sick Bro your flexing on me lol

[spare panther]

next one is vega central processing

[tidal flare]

All D00M is Cyber-Heaven

[tidal flare]

I don't mean to offend, your gaming rig is able to play cool shit too, probably better than mine!

[soft fiber]

All I have is a Xbox and ps5 and you didn’t offend I was just making a joke

[tidal flare]

Oh! Sorry, I love you man. What games are in your collection so far? Even though I've mainly switched to PC, my Razer Pro gaming Laptop, I still keep and even pop in everywhere once in a while my favorite games in all of history. Wii PS1 and 2! OG Xbox 2001! GameCube, the one infinity stone I haven't recollected yet is an honest man's DreamCast...

Crazy Taxi 1 and 2 on local proper honest man's Sega bro's hardware is godhood!!!

[soft fiber]

Damm Bro All I got is 91 games in my Xbox digital library

[tidal flare]

THAT'S AN INSANE NUMBER, THAT'S LIKE A THIRD BIGGER THAN ME, AWESOME BRO!!! 😄

[soft fiber]

Thanks Man i love ya

[tidal flare]

75

PC included, I love sales, that's the secret sexy kung fu gamer technique kept hidden in ancient North Korean death camps, on the lips of dying holy guru old men who once serve the Dali-Lama...

Hello?

I'll stop being edgy if you'll say somethin', say a few sellables, Sam will vouch for me, WONTCHYA OLD CHUM!!!???

https://tenor.com/view/metroid-nintendo-samus-aran-thumbs-up-gif-16861956

I love that cutscene...

[hazy mist]

I really love how powerful everything looks

[zealous shard]

are there infos about whats new in the latest iDTech engine?

[autumn dawn]

Sammy 👍

[rustic stirrup]

[shut whale]

Since we r getting a Cthulhu r they gonna give him powers that Cthulhu has like god powers, make humans insane, psychic powers, etc

[summer obsidian]

I will say that’s probably the biggest drop in doom history

Just randomly announcing an eltrich horror is gonna be a boss

[shut whale]

@summer obsidian wat do u mean, they won't give the Cthulhu powers like lore says

[vapid lodge]

not really, but what we can deduce from what we have is:

• a very large number of demons at a time
• larger maps
• higher fidelity and better shaders
• most likely full Ray and path tracing without baked graphics.

[summer obsidian]

Don’t matter if he got powers or not he still cool as hell

[vapid lodge]

other than that not many details about its engine anyway

[shut whale]

@summer obsidian true but his got to have Cthulhu powers otherwise it would be a huge disappointment

[summer obsidian]

If I had to guess he will either have powers or be decked out with weapons, they wouldn’t just have a boss with the only offense being crush and punch, even the icon of sin spit fire

[shut whale]

@summer obsidian he has to op powers, we just have to wait and see

[autumn dawn]

i just watched TDA Trailer 2

1. "The Slayer has been activated."
2. i really love Finishing Move's OST for this
3. More Ahzrak!
4. More Thira!
5. Ahzrak's voice sounds so good, with the deep mechanical filter, so imposing
6. the Tyrant seems to have an actual death animation now instead of anticlimactically ragdolling, and has better gore models
7. Slayer's eyes look kinda whitish, like no pupils
8. i just realized that Serrat is really big

i'm really looking forward to this game!

[hard thistle]

That tyrant animation was just his arm cannon getting whacked not an actual death

[shut whale]

I think we will get a final trailer before the release

[hard thistle]

Eternal got a trailer a week before launch

[autumn dawn]

i dunno, but i think it looks a lot better than the demo

(of course it does)

[sonic turret]

And don't forget Cthulhu.

[autumn dawn]

oh yeah

[warm ibex]

some demons seem to have like a partial synced glory kill after you get them down to a certain amount of health

[sonic turret]

I'm seeing that the Doom Slayer was at Wrestlemania.

[warm ibex]

the tyrant one disables his arm cannon, I'm assuming other super heavies will have animations with similar benefits

[summer obsidian]

I actually got a question, when u played did u get to mess around with the difficulty sliders at all?

[craggy jungle]

There’s open world missions is there like side quest on those levels?

[autumn dawn]

probably, we might get Slayer Gates or smth

[stoic sleet]

Ive just pulled my third all nighter within 5 days and i still cant sleep

Atp its basicaly a brand new day for me

[stoic sleet]

Do we not have those trial things they mentioned that upgraded ammo n shit

[plain iron]

Yeah serrat is massive. + the slayer eyes look more like the iris is yellow, instead of the entire sclera

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This is the best example

[split gate]

Slayer Gates were a fantastic addition to the campaign, getting absolutely folded before mastering the combat loop and feeling it all click was the best part of Eternal imo

[plain iron]

@warm ibex

Was this the special maykr drone you mentioned before 😭
https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1278629590797123602/1363670147646095450/Screenshot_20250421_101220_YouTube.jpg?ex=6806e04a&is=68058eca&hm=00365448a1932bd205277216a311f07caa19a78a02e4e6094b7be87a6d89a211&

Which makes me unbelievably upset.

Why is a drone outside urdak they can't

[formal root]

crazy looking slayer jesus

[stoic sleet]

The only fight in eternal ive ever spent multiple days on is the final arena in reclaimed earth, i had to change difficulty from nightmare to uv, slayer gates werent that bad for me

[plain iron]

He's just the goober

[grave cave]

new trailer is fuckn insane!

[plain iron]

It lowkey reminds me of a painting actually

[formal root]

Goober looks like he’s tweaking the hell out

[stoic sleet]

Do you think people thought that the slayer was Jesus sent by God?

[formal root]

I mean, the street prophet does put him in that pedestal

saying how he’s the “beast” that the demons fear

[stoic sleet]

Its crazy people born today will love to see the year 3000

[split gate]

That arena was super fun, the one just before it gave me PTSD, especially for UN. Whoever came up with the purple guy (I forgot the name) and spectre whiplash combo needs to be ripped and teared 😃

[plain iron]

It reminds me of "The Fallen Angel" by Alexandre Cabanel

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1278629590797123602/1363745263314931833/image0.jpg?ex=6807263f&is=6805d4bf&hm=c6f2d92369e875cc454237f5fff6e4c149f17c27a782d67512a19011f54f2f9e&

[stoic sleet]

Did you the last arena after the buff?

[plain iron]

Sorta, different angle

[split gate]

I did it before, I can vaguely remember it but I remember it was nuts

[plain iron]

The focus is on the eye. Which makes it feel similar.

[stoic sleet]

The buff added like 2 barons, and then infinite cacos and spectre pinkies until you killed a pain elemental and a tyrant im pretty sure, it came after the archvile

[formal root]

by the way I see how thira and novik talk about the slayer

it does seem that they held him at such a high place, and the lost like any trust on him by getting leashed by the maykrs

or thats what I think

[plain iron]

Thira is against the tether. King novik is for it, for the whole "Hey so make sure he doesn't go batshit"

[split gate]

Oh I’ll be playing it again soon for my last run before TDA, it’ll be a new experience for me then again

[stoic sleet]

Imma be honest there should be a difficulty between ultra violence and nightmare the difference is way too big

[formal root]

“dad, they theter is treating him like a caged dog”

“but hes yucky weird”

[stoic sleet]

Weird auto finish

[plain iron]

Ykwhat its kinda fair 😭 who knows how batshit the slayer is

[stoic sleet]

Isnt the slayer canonically a geek

He has a toy collection

[plain iron]

Yeah he's a nerd

[stoic sleet]

A sick ass setup with triple monitor

[plain iron]

He also plays the doom equivalent of dungeons and dragons

[stoic sleet]

And a gun collection and other shit

[stoic sleet]

And he owns 2 retro games on a retro computwr

[vagrant path]

Who says he's outside urdak

[split gate]

Personally I feel the difficulty increase is okay between the two, UV still kicks butt every now and then if I don’t lock in

[vagrant path]

I got a small theory already

[plain iron]

Bcs it's on the ship the slayer gets thrown out of.

[vagrant path]

okay so we know the ingmor sanctum right, well just from seeing this I have a big brain idea, what if they have the same thing going on with this ship?

a literal piece of urdak

[stoic sleet]

Did the divinity machine give ONLY davoths power or was it actually built to empower worthy people

[vagrant path]

likely through the powers of the creation engine, or even the seraphs.

[vagrant path]

afaik it was part of a plan by davoth to kill as many strong soldiers as possible with the shard of his essence, of course that WAS the plan before the outlander came along...

sometimes plans change, even for ancient gods.

[stoic sleet]

In pretty sure the fortress of doom is maykr technology

[vagrant path]

also I don't see what the problem would be anyhow with a makyr drone being outside urdak, unless I missed some codexes.

[stoic sleet]

Werent there maykr drones in immora?

[plain iron]

They're too immature physically to survive outside urdak.

Or, rather the process of crossing dimensions

[stoic sleet]

Idk if its a gameplay mechanic but there WERE maykr drones in an immora arena

[vagrant path]

and whose to even say that the makyr we see is a drone?

it could be a more mature form.

notice the energy arms.

[plain iron]

Hoard mode. + only drones have no arms

Normal drones have those energy arms lmao

[stoic sleet]

It does look like one of the khan maykrs

[vagrant path]

still

[plain iron]

It's apart of their melee attack

[vagrant path]

the design is quite different to the typical drone.

[stoic sleet]

And im pretty sure drones have a melee were they attack with hands

They look like khan maykr drones

The ones in the boss

[plain iron]

Not really. They look like the drones in the khan maykr fight.

Which implies demonic possession. But yk

[stoic sleet]

Maybe they are special drones empowered by the khan or smtg

[plain iron]

Ehh maybe

[stoic sleet]

Idk

[vagrant path]

and perhaps the drones in the khan makyr's "care" are protected somehow.

[plain iron]

Maykr biology is hard to understand.

[stoic sleet]

I used to think maykr drones were actual robots until i saw their headless body bleed

[plain iron]

They're supposed to be.

Transfiguration :]

[stoic sleet]

I swear they bleed tho

Oh

[vagrant path]

someone mentioned that transfiguration turns them from pure robots to like

[plain iron]

It'a abnormal for young maykrs to transfigure.

Older maykrs it's normal

[vagrant path]

cyborgs and truly organic beings

[stoic sleet]

Honestly i always found maykrs surprisingly tall

[plain iron]

They're pretty tall

[vagrant path]

I blame the crossing of hell into urdak for this, no other way I can come up with right now.

[plain iron]

They're also one of the prettiest designs in doom imo

[stoic sleet]

I dont like maykrs design

[plain iron]

It's from Samur stealing the father's lifesphere.

[stoic sleet]

Too robotic and ugly imo

[autumn dawn]

the white n gold for Maykr Drones are a nice touch tho

[plain iron]

They're pretty bcs They're robotic

[vagrant path]

fuck samur, all my dronies hate samur.

[plain iron]

Divine machine... oughhb

[vagrant path]

triffling ass bitch.

[stoic sleet]

I hate samurs writing ngl

Like i wanted samuel hayden to be a cool badass smart scientisy

Not fucking gods right hand

[plain iron]

Samur had no choice in removing the father's life sphere lmao

[vagrant path]

he was still influenced by davoth

[plain iron]

Just like how other maykrs can't defy the khan maykr, Samur can't say no to the father. The father ordered Samur to remove the sphere.

[vagrant path]

oh wait I remember now

[plain iron]

Davoth was the one who told Samur to bless the slayer.

[vagrant path]

what was the father anyhow?

[autumn dawn]

i thought it was the Father who did that

[stoic sleet]

I also hate how they made the slayers fate planned

[vagrant path]

was he a khan of some form?

[sudden stump]

except when the father forgot who he was so samur went rouge lol

[vagrant path]

a primordial?

[autumn dawn]

no, he wasn't a maykr

[stoic sleet]

I also liked that it was his pure human strength and rage that made samur choose him

[vagrant path]

some other lesser god or count to the makyrs that davoth created?

[plain iron]

He's a deity made by Davoth to rule over the maykr species.

[stoic sleet]

But no it has to be planned

[vagrant path]

I mean everything is in a way predestined if you wanna get pedantic.

[stoic sleet]

There was jo reason to make doom lore this complex and weird and plot holey

[vagrant path]

it was fate that I got here

[plain iron]

The seraphs are interesting. I can't remember if they were before the rest of the maykrs or just after the father

[autumn dawn]

seraph for singular
seraphim for plural

[plain iron]

They're bound to the luminarium, Samur is just special lmao

[stoic sleet]

One thing i wanna know is how the slayer was able to get to exultia easily but needed a unique portal for sentinel prime

[plain iron]

Yup, in doom its the opposite tho

[autumn dawn]

i think they were of very high rank, like below the Khan Maykr

[gentle sapphire]

Actually? Why is Samur called the seraphim and not a seraph?

[autumn dawn]

i don't fkin know, i used doomwiki.org for this

[vagrant path]

I imagine the hell priests or the khan knew he was coming, so they used their powers to scramble any known portals.

[plain iron]

Nup, Samur acted as one below the Khan, as her chancellor, in reality he's above her rank. As he was able to defy her will.

[stoic sleet]

I do like how in samuel wanks the seraphim

[sudden stump]

"You should be humbled by this mission"

[vagrant path]

of course they would not know about hebeth.

[autumn dawn]

iirc, only Maykr Drones were hardcoded to not be able to defy the Khan's will

[plain iron]

I mean tbf he's reviving the right hand of the father, he should be humble 😭

[stoic sleet]

“This mission you should be honoured to do, the seraphim pulls all the maykr hoes and his seraph dick is 12 inches”

[vagrant path]

don't think even the khan in all her foresight could predict the slayer destroying half of mars.

[plain iron]

Nup, all maykrs :] it's why samur's betrayal was a huge thing

For the maykrs. Not for us

[autumn dawn]

did he just have a huge ass epiphany like "wait. i... i can do whatever i want...."

[sudden stump]

khan got scewed over badly by hayden's intervention lol

[stoic sleet]

You cant just blow a hole into the surface of mars

[vagrant path]

I don't know why I'm talking so highly of such a weak willed and vindictive being.

but point stands.

[stoic sleet]

How did hayden know were the priest was?

[gentle sapphire]

He’s so full of himself bro😭

[plain iron]

Nah lmao it was planned from the start

[plain iron]

Celestial locator.

[sudden stump]

could know what the khan maykr is thinking? or am I misunderstanding the hive mind thing

[autumn dawn]

oh, so like since his creation, Samur was like gonna pretend to be completely loyal to the Khan, then just backstab her and the Maykr species all in all

[gentle sapphire]

Celestial locator was in exultia to find the second hell priest, it didn’t work for the third

Because he was moved to sentinel prime

[autumn dawn]

Wheen describes Celestial Locator as "violating the dashboard" or the "ball"

[plain iron]

We don't know when Samuel realised he was a maykr. Presumably when he was uploaded to the fortress. But, he wasn't in the maykr form so he might’ve not been able to access it.

[plain iron]

I'm relying on the whole thing of him realising he was a maykr to use the locator better then vega.

[autumn dawn]

i've never actually seen the cutscene of Samuel reuniting with his Maykr form

[plain iron]

It's like vega lmao

[autumn dawn]

"am i the Seraphim?"

The Father: yes, Samuel, yes you are.

[plain iron]

Put special thing in, body has a seizure and samur is like "we've been allies for some time now"

And I'm taking that as confirmation that they're husbands.

[autumn dawn]

"we've been married for some time now"

[sudden stump]

Wouldn't he have to know he is a maykr from the moment he cloned his body to follow the father's orders?

[stoic sleet]

What i wanna know is why samuel, an ancient powerful seraphim doesnt even attempt to stop doomslayer from destroying the fathers spherw

It wouldnt have worked but samuel definitely would habe tried

[plain iron]

They don't even like each other, it was just a diplomatic marriage

[autumn dawn]

"i just wanna let you know i'm divorcing your ass for destroying the Argent and throwing me through a portal"

[plain iron]

Bcs Samur didn't want to get his ass beat 😭

[plain iron]

Eternal is literally their divorce arc

[stoic sleet]

I like how before the slayer left, the arc complex, he FOUGHT the marauder on purpose, he just wanted to throw hands

[autumn dawn]

"nono Slayer don't!" reaches for Father life sphere

Slayer backhands him

https://tenor.com/view/backhand-hoodwinked2-hoodwinked-meme-gif-24300647

[stoic sleet]

“Slayer if you destroy that sphere i wont get back with you”

[sudden stump]

he also smirks, if you have a skin where you can see the lower half of his face anyway

[plain iron]

Tbf the marauder could've hunted the humans left in the arc base

[stoic sleet]

I mean they probably have enough protocols to run

[stoic sleet]

Sphere is used to revive tbe father and its all sunshine

[plain iron]

He's like me he doesn't want to anger the wife.

Which is understandable

[autumn dawn]

there were still tons of humans left in the ARC complex, and if an average Doom Eternal player is already complaining how the Marauder is too difficult and unfair, then how much for a normal human

[plain iron]

I too, don't wanna anger the wife

[stoic sleet]

“SLAYER WHAT DID I TELL YOU ABOUT THOSE DISHES”

[plain iron]

":["

[stoic sleet]

I can just ballista ssg quickswap him easily

[autumn dawn]

"YOU'RE SLEEPING ON THE DAMN COUCH"

[plain iron]

He just wants to eat pizza and be a gamer and samur is his annoying ex wife, but due to the economy failing, they've moved in together.

[autumn dawn]

1. ARC soldier would go flying backwards with ssg
2. only the Argenta had access to ballistas

[stoic sleet]

I can just throw hands then

Tf is tbe marauder gonna do, send me to hell where im tortured and cooked alive

[autumn dawn]

do that and you'd end up like Eternal Samuel Hayden

[plain iron]

And you will get pissed on by the slayer.

[stoic sleet]

Hayden lowk a dumbass

Bro had infinite crucible charges and still lost

[autumn dawn]

he has a better relationship with VEGA than h3 does with Samur

[stoic sleet]

All samuel had to do pmwas right dpad, then spam r2

[autumn dawn]

i think he accidentally slashed himself in half like a dumbass

[stoic sleet]

Hell, there was even an onslaught on bridhe

[stoic sleet]

“We can use this to continue our research” *ignites crucible and gets sliced in half

[autumn dawn]

imagine if he held it the wrong way, that the skull was facing up

[stoic sleet]

Imagine he died right there and the slayer just staring like 😈

[autumn dawn]

good riddance

[stoic sleet]

“SLAYER SAVE MY LIFE RIGHT NOW OR YOU ARE SLEEPING ON THE COUCH”

[autumn dawn]

"no."

[stoic sleet]

You bring violence and war to thwart the Dark Realm, but conflict was born in Hell. It is inevitable, a fire that fuels creation and gives purpose where there is none.

[uneven dragon]

I think the average human could use a SSG

[stoic sleet]

I have no idea why i learnt that speech

[uneven dragon]

The ARC would simply SSG + Gauss Cannon

[autumn dawn]

with a regular double barrel shotty

theee Eternal ssg was probably the Slayer's personal ssg, power and recoil specifically modified just for him

[stoic sleet]

Rip eternal ssg

[plain iron]

Oh the kreed maykr has a new name.

[stoic sleet]

I cant play eternal even again once the dark ages release

[autumn dawn]

NOOO

[uneven dragon]

The 2, 64 and 2016 SSG could be used by a human tho

[stoic sleet]

Is the kreed one the fat guy

[autumn dawn]

greed chonkyr

[autumn dawn]

oh yea definitely

[stoic sleet]

Is the name beefy bert?

[plain iron]

Bishop kreed it seems, according to Allstin

[stoic sleet]

First Allstin L ever

[plain iron]

Which follows in my prediction w the maykr deacons.

[uneven dragon]

Maykr bishops are now real

[autumn dawn]

he's a bishop, but his name is still Kreed Maykr in my heart

[stoic sleet]

If there are maykr bishops there are maykr priests

[meager patrol]

Oloko

[stoic sleet]

Those poor young maykr drones

[uneven dragon]

His name still is Kreed Maykr there’s just a Bishop before it

[autumn dawn]

O_O

[stoic sleet]

Isnt there a universe where the doomslayer kills davoth by beating him in a fortnite 1v1 and davoth dies of shame

[autumn dawn]

he may be a bishop, but the Kreed Maykr has all 8 directions as invalid moves

[meager patrol]

Olha os papos das lendas

[stoic sleet]

“Doomslayer, you may have cracked samuel hayden but can you crack these 90s?”

[meager patrol]

Séloko, num compensa

[plain iron]

No but he can roll.

[autumn dawn]

he is the only piece to be able to change directions in one move

(besides pawns)

[plain iron]

oh yeah.

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1278629590797123602/1363759618718826699/Screenshot_20250421_161102_Bluesky.jpg?ex=6807339e&is=6805e21e&hm=8092ffd92f7eda087b43ba8b1f060a2c79cfd44a4a80ce30e21253c1b609e30a&

This is how he moves [go follow the artist on bluesky]

[uneven dragon]

LOL

[stoic sleet]

Draw kreed makyr and samur maykr kissing

[plain iron]

no

[autumn dawn]

no thank you

[plain iron]

I say as I proceed to draw Samuel/doomguy ship art

Nightshade :]

[stoic sleet]

Who doesnt ship them

Like u can disagree with shit like peach x mario or link x zelda but never samuel x slayer

[plain iron]

A lot of folk.

I get often told that "noo the slayer has a wife nooo" like. brother I do not gaf 💀

[stoic sleet]

“Has” i killed the slayers wife so he could date samuel with no problems are those people stupid

[plain iron]

Fr.

But fr tho, I do genuinely believe that he and Samur had some degree of a relationship