#general_chat
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Trapped in hell
already been
The Walton Somatic Prison
"We're so sorry fellow Amazon employee that you did not get your shifts this week. Your employee competition are now using bots to acquire shifts. I suggest you go to the cage and scream for a bit."
I always think of her as Miss Piggy from the muppets
Me: (dreams of the wage cage)

3 minutes
😭
its almost 1 am for me
robots could only make package handlers backs feel better
nuh uh
my house is a fortress

good luck
anytime i think about someone lifting a big box i think of that video of the guy screaming with a huge box over his head
Amazon will patent a robot that knows the perfect place on an employee's spine to karate chop for optimal pain but allowing them enough motor function to still work
good pain?
"am I gregnant" type vibe
Uh
i want a robot leg
You want a different robot for that
NOT THAT KIND
no
i just wanna walk semi normally
Fair
i have a huge limp even with a cane
But if you could 1 wacky go go gadget device on it
steam dispenser
if you could float, would that be fine?
hell yeah i would market it
Getaway mechanic? Like u get scared and steam comes out to cover your escape?
become a cyborg in the cool way
potogin.?
no like i step and after a second it releases steam
Thats what skunks do
For what purpose
just aura farming
Oh okay
sure
Fair
lol
Mountain Dew should really partner with IKEA to release a BLAHAJ Blast flavour.
NOOOO don't blend the blahajs for a drink 
[Presses the pulse button]
blender go brrrrrr
DAUGHTER
i know a bigger crier
The innocent blahaj 😢
DONT
CRY
I AM JUST A FISH
hmmm…..
dark thoughts
Speeding up gifs makes em funnier
i am not the deep
Or Troy Mclure
God damn it vio I am a smoker
U made me wheeze
Same tho
"I thought you said he was dead?"
"No I said he sleeps with the fishes"
What I meant was-
@distant iron
Japanese AI voice
Car
oooh no
B NAR?
i hate this
DID I HEAR SHLING SHLONG DINGLE DONG
Well @rocky rose killed all the emotions to the language
wwwwwwwwwwww
I guess it's even itself out as @distant iron added too much emotion in her video
This will not be my legacy
Ohhhh but it is
Your profile picture just adds to it
Japanese woman sexy voice saying shling shlong dingle dong
yeah
I like B NAR
i could for a fee
ALEX
You starting a fundraiser?
Cant pay u. Will not pay u.
This guy is hilarious
these dogs are too nervous
The lazy eye does not help
my throat hurt 😭
the eyes makes her look... a little behind
Tw Spider
I come from Canada
They think im slow, eh?
???
find the one where he flicks his tongue with a sombrero on
"Jarvis, do my bidding"
Jarvis, unshit my pants
gender neutral term for good boy?
John Lennon trying to figure out his OC:
"I am the uh... eggman? No no...
I am the... eggman?damn it, said that already.
I am the... walrus? YEAH. YEAH THAT'S IT. I LIKE THAT"
Good thing
no
good human
your existence is admired
sure i guess
Good boy and good girl only work if you're boring and cant find any other good qualifier to call someone and melt em
well
Imagine saying that to an adult
its only effective when they blush and deny it with that stupid smirk
tf do you use for people who dont go by he/him or she/her 😭
you know damn well what i mean
good dog
ooof
Are they a puppy? Good puppy
😭😭😭
Gender aint the only qualifier
@slow tinsel good dog
Good donkey
Be more descriptive lol
Good honse
awruff! :3
Baal to the other upstart storm god: WHO'S A GOOD DONKEY?
no
you lied to me
thats it, im burning you alive
It only works on honse's
don't wanna be called a good boy?
too bad then
i try to be nice once 
i fly helicopper
I had a dream I flew a helicopter
helicopter, helicopter
Swaswaswaswa
How fast is this one?
the addicts on twisted nerve when i turn my back on them for 2 seconds
i curse thee!
Somehow I expect it to transform into a jet
peenar 
peenar??
B nar
bar
ar
A
AA
truly a single braincell
:)
farts

Ow ouch owie
There gotta be an anime where they make fun of pokemon, where people try to catch anthropomorphic horses with balls
Heh, balls.
balls
Pokemon style anime but its wildlife management capturing squirrels or something
Mundane city life management but like
Action
Nuisance bear episode gets dark
Okay me go back to sleep maybe
Gn
Try too at least
Gn
I was about to but I started coughing pretty bad
I hate that
HA that is great!
The chaotic timing of everything was perfect.
Endless possibilities, capturing Ninjas, Dark souls characters, etc
No you bait raccoons into a cage and free them in the wilderness
Thats your job
Yes
Raccoon janitor?

...KAY
ayo?
This guy likes Microsoft Edge
He edgin'
Which is a chrome on the inside
microsoft edge is indeed a browser
should you use it? no 
lol the pool snacks.... and the flying fisherman
GOD DAMN IT
shadow the hedgehog also wont be in it
ALL THAT IS SACRED IS LOST
Just the tip
WTH
WHY ROCKSTAR???
and only for a minute
WHY
God, make Rockstar North DISAPPEAR
wanna know what will be in it? stuff 
Gotta spice life up a bit
also, because the internet goes full circle
You know some jackass did this and got fired
just a little bit of foreshadowing 😭
Oops dropped the moon aha
Oopsie
Well that's a mom joke if I've ever seen one
bruh
im looking at 360 games to buy and Idk what to get 😭
Ninja guiden?
He is such a mood
whats ninja guiden
Hate it
ew
ew
Btw, apparently
hehehehehehe
Cannibalism sure is a symbolic art
of course
Ofc
The fact that its mustard makes it wrong
I wanna make a joke about adding a new certain location but it'd be, not good
He's disrespecting mustard?
On my dog!?
OH MY GOD
GET HIM
xbox has a page where you can look at what they've got
https://www.xbox.com/en-us/games/backward-compatibility?cat=xbox360
DOWN DOG
dare I ask 
!updog
He has risen. Fear the dog.
Someone went nuts in a warthunder forum again apparently
!quote
- aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay - Thor
fork found in kitchen
I dont have any further infos myself
is this the one where someone went to an active war zone to measure the plate thickness of a tank?
As said I dont know
okey enough brainrot
I was debating getting a physical copy of halo 2
But i sure wouldnt be surprised if some russian soldier measured one of their tanks, deserted and straight went to a warthunder forum
The WarThunder Situation is Normal and Mundane
Why are you like this
what
Who wants a classic
This was given by gypsy woman as a gift to a friend for Halloween. It's suppose to only sing and dance. But, something went horribly wrong after it stopped working. It broke and was put away and a year later it was brought out and cleaned and checked to see if it would work.
To my friends shocking horror it started saying things that weren't...
Here is a classic
This Is Demonic Crazy
Crazy?
farcry 3 kicks ass on 360
and Halo ODST
and there's a killer LOTR strategy game, can't remember what it was called but it slapped
and don't forget GTA IV
COUSIN
LETS GO BOWLING
you have 2 kinds of people that go to drag shows
The ones that are there for the performance
And the ones that are there for the chaos
im there for the chaos 😭
I have 20 bucks and a dream. debating a cod title
I've been meaning to put it on my PC and try that fast cars mod - looks more fun(tm) than turning on pedestrians riot + pedestrians have guns on the OG San Andreas
the original dead space
so many good games for the 360
Cousin Niko
From the video game "OnePiece"
hows my list so far? (noting Im obvi not going to buy them all, just one)
THE ONE PIECE IS REEEEAAAALLLLL
ngl I've got like half of those
Spongebob movie game is so good
forza 2 is still my fave racing game to this day
so the internet says Lol
oh, chat, lemme just tell you
dont mix smirnoff vodka with ocean spray diet blueberry juice
that was the most toxic stuff ive ever had 😭
Diet mixer
how bad was it. scale of 1 to this should be in a radioactive lab
I coughed after every sip
and I was already horribly messed up when I made it 😭
poor soul
full sugar "cranberry juice drink" for the ultimate cheap vodka mixer
What u dont wanna mix aspartame and alcohol? MMM YUMMY
YUM YUM CHEMICAL TASTE MMMM
take five 5 hour energies and enter the forbidden hour of the day
nini
nah, id freeze, panic, then start kicking like crazy 😭
like, were talking hospitalization levels of kicking 😭

Wtf Ben thought we were cool bones and tek hashed out an agreement

oh look a free phone on the floor, yoink
since when
you lyin
ive got no control over him, and this agreement was that this is ben and my chat smh
Liiiiike Saturday idk i was only half watching

i was my brain had no wrinkle
I was rushing to do daylies at the time
no thoughts, head empty
Comes at me with...... ah im to tired for this bit hru today tek
Sup fytch
my throat has the ouchies
Oooooof sorry to hear that
consume the healthy things
Do not the zultralord
lies
not that 
Energy done?
Drink
Imma need an energy drink
my battery has been dead for 25 years
Dementia?
||Dementia?||
calories
|| Dementia? ||
I feel that
where real energy drink
it almost at the moons
||the game||
||The game?||
|| Dementia! ||
I love that both you and ben replied with the same thing 🤣
the brain cell is linked
One braincell

SHARE THE BRAINCELL
NO

NO
MINE
NEVER
GRRR
I just hear a bunch of barking
You hear what you want to hear
hey chat, you wanna see a lampshade play guitar?
a what
A what
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WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF
ARF WOOF BARK BARK SNARL GRRR
Dang that's a good horse
AWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
I have now locked away the braincell nice and safe
honse
I do enjoy a good horse theyre cool
You know how not shocking this is
The most nothingburger statement ever
Ah shit I feel bad I have this bad habit of just passing tf out at the end of the day and bones needed me. Feel like a dick
Bones send me message too but i was eep as well 😭
and when tek streams I bark UwU
I take it to the dms
bark bark bark bark bark bark bark bark bark bark bark bark
yeah, you do, and you are a menace
barkenwoofen
:3
For the jokes to spicy for gen

But seriously though we do actually enjoy each other like not a bit.
yeah, I don't have anything that'd be interesting for just us to talk about, not lately lol
Lol
ive been busy with classes I should've chosen with an advisor
I went to go watch that Pakistani McDonalds commercial (the Sonic one) just to remember how god awful it was only to be met with YouTube’s AI dubbing have a schizo meltdown.
LETS GO AND GET SAGA GAYS FROM MC DONALDS
You don't wanna know my second favorite chat bird
second favorite wow, i see how it is /j
Sorry
But bones is Bae now
Relationship always takes priority
Yeah. Ill move down too when you find someone too and I fully expect that.
i doubt i'll find someone soon
Never say never. I said the same.
My cats bein a goober rn
I HATE YOU
I HATE YOU
I HATE YOU
I HATE YOU
Least its not hansel and grettle from black lagoon
PERISH
THAT WAS THE BIGGEST BETRAYAL EVER
I HATE YOU

what do you mean? why do you hate them, its just togetherness.
am confuse, crimson desert runs better with no upscaling tech than with upscaling
bones if i ever cheat on her
simple: dont

Mission accomplished
It's time for a yoink montage. This man here is a true expert. What he does with that Cotton Mouth is crazy.
︀︀🫣😱
this man is insane
Yooooooink
Love Garrett hes cool af.
Like a young seteve Irwin that one
Would talking about it help?
not really
this is missing the ai speech to text saying ''50 cow''
I get that too!
Like the exact same!
just random existential dread while my heart feels like its racing without it and my stomach flip flops without being sick
i wonder what their argument is for the friendly ones
wdym?
The craziest thing ever happened on YouTube.
︀︀
︀︀La7, an Italian television channel has used footage from Nvidia DLSS 5 Trailer and then sent a copyright strike to every YouTube video that supposedly used “their footage”, including Nvidia themselves.
︀︀
︀︀Nvidia’s own DLSS 5 announcement video has now been taken down by La7 as you can see here.
I seen this, hilarious
like if a bird is nice to a person
Personal listening device
Its trying to be your personal spy cam
no pigeon we are not compatible
https://youtu.be/lSdlavyMszE?si=Ughde_0En0mTscDg
explain this drone believers
Occurred on June 8, 2014 / Brisbane, Australia
"The pigeons around my old apartment building would do their mating dance for anyone and everything, not just pigeons. This pigeon in particular really wanted to mate with me, despite the obvious species difference."
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lol was playing civ 6 and poland and two other countries decalred war on me then 10 turns later were like "lets make peace" bruh yall haven't even tried attacking me as far as i'm aware we were never in conflict
Aw come now keeping pigeons is a fairly common hobby.
also @narrow cedar because you posted this yesterday, this is how many likes it had in the end
not when they try to mate with you like that australian woman
Didn't load on my end
5k likes on 90k views
Lmfao
More or less than usual?
i have 300 followers and do 2 likes per tweet. guess yourself

Lmao lady is out here breaking Twitter
resolution 100%
upscaling off
frame generation off
motion smoothing off
ambient occlusion off
ray tracing / lumen off
temporal anti-aliasing off
I usually just go for the maximum resolution
with maximum textures and minimum volumetric effects
FXAA at 4x or whatever
no DLSS nanite framegenerated retextured upscaled downscaled running all around scaled crap
ok i did more research
I kinda like the native AA that FSR gives me
the pigeons there are just incredibly dumb and will try to breed with anyone by doing the dance
ok, hear me out
i run these settings
genius
speedrun the maze at the end
see how fast you get concussed or shatter one
I would go in
Then go back out
no, like, the entrance door has a mirror on it, then when somebody goes in, you close the door
Thats a BOOMba
Last night's dinner of pork fillet wrapped in bacon with honey glazed carrots and oven cream potatoes
Man have you and donut been hanging out cause this sounds like one of hers
Give
are the white bits potate?
Yea I've been hearing this. But to be fair at your settings, you're not Upscaling. It's being ran at Native
idk about crimson desert specifically - those are my go-to settings for any game
there something about temporal anti-aliasing that really triggers me, it just looks bad
and most of this new "magic" tech basically relies on shunting the fuzz and compression into the temporal layer - is why stuff leaves trails when it moves fast and that...
eww
I'd rather drop the res or the texture quality before I start adding blur and smudginess
yeah i dont anything that adds blur off too
Yes
I tried it with a cloud computer that uses a 5080, fps lowered by 20 when turning on DLSS to DLAA
While that may be the case, running it at DLAA isn't upscaling anything. It's being ran at native resolution
Even on the ''quality'' preset which is lower resolution upscaled
What in the world is a cloud computer
someone else's computer
an instanced computer that i can connect to over the internet thats located in a datacenter
Fair, I've also heard that the upscaling solutions lower the frames of the game, which is odd
Wouldn't that give horrible input delay
One braincell working over time to run the turbines
Depends how far away you are from it
I get like a +4ms delay
if you were a dog you'd be exactly that
Whats rabbit island?
You get more delay from using a controller wirelessly
spot near hiroshima iirc where like 900 rabbits live
but that delay is so minimal at times
Neat
used go be a spot for a poison gas factory

so my guess is they used them as test subjects but let them run free after the second world war
Are the bunners immune to the poison gas now?
and those mfs reproduce nightmarishly
Apparently
one pair of bunny can expand to 4 million rabbits in 4 years
WHAT
oh no apparently the ones alive are just from when they tried to make it a park
they killed the rest of the test subjects humanely as far as i know
That must be a bit of a biodiversity nightmare
Wasnt there a kitty island or town in japan too?
I think
yeah
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And there goes Minty continuing...
Imagine a whole island of orange cats lol
Lovely video, fantastic art, wonderful kitty's. Best of all things
all fighting for that 1 braincell
its next to ehime

That used to be my neighborhoods cat colony. Still miss the old man. Grizzled old and battle worn but still kept going.
Trying dosa
its me
well i got forced into the layered hime cut again instead of keeping the reze style
chat
The closer we get to The new Harry Potter live action show gets to release the more that makes me wonder what are they going to remove to make everyone not look like they are being racist to snape because a lot of the stuff in the book of people acting the way they did towards snape was mostly because of his looks . . .
in other news
rats
you have to have a balance in this world
ratt
guddd morning
Question who here is interested in the new Harry Potter show
hey chat have a meme from 2007
bwa
I have something incredibly cursed to tell you all
The Japanese being absolutely obsessed with Farmers Coke is pretty much the same thing as Americans being absolutely obsessed with Boba Tea (Yes I know Boba Tea is a Korean creation but it is also something that has a food substance suspended within a drink substance which for some reason we can't get enough of)
Am back was doing chore
A what cut?
Heyyyyyy chaaampt :3 UwU OmO UmU
Sup nerd
The non binary version of " Are you a good boy?" and " Are you a good girl" Hits completely different on the mental wavelength
Won't be able to finish me knoif 
" Are you a good person?"
Aw that sucks
Are you? :3
. . . My brother don't pull this shit XD
Sounds pretty
You sound like a good boy :3
my trying to mentally Process this
pat-pat is oki! U R doing goob!!
that creature is hot ngl
chat
Sweet freaking Jesus today is just ah very interesting day to say the least, what the hell is going on . . .
hi ghost. what up
That is a Floran from Starbound . . .
cooking breakfast hbu
they’re hot
burning my money away 

?
Nothing Nothing
🤔
Chat they’re gonna make me get a rice cooker
Burger
Apparently the rice cooker is the Japanese version of an insta pot as like a miracle machine 
no explain yourself
cook anything BUT rice in it 
I’ve seen pancakes, cake, and cheesecake now
The image was a bit small and at first i though that looked like baked beans jello 
Naaaaaah
kind of like how people can cook anything in an air fryer too 😂
Air frying baked beans
I mean nice but damn lol
Air frying fettuccine
Sounds like a tiktok/yt shorts series idea lol
"CAN I make <insert dish> in the RICE COOKER"
explain yourself or I’m eating batteries

Air frying a pork roast 😂
HEY. no batteries
I mean as long as bones isnt do what you want.
WXPLAIN THYSELF
do you take car batteries and deep cycle marine batteries?
I have alot of them.
Idk
ye
is chat ok? 

Oh I’m also seeing that one super cursed raccoon fact again after all these years because of that raccoon game Thor’s playing 
Matt is infiltrating your social media timeline 
so chat
my roomate/neighbor is really just not talking to me for some reason
do I just get the biggest subwoofer I can find
I was gonna be considerate
was
just dont pay taxes 
KIDDING PAY YOUR TAXES
Bro is so far gone he’s actually liking the pain
Oh 100%
diplomacy first
sonic warfare second
browsing game deals and I found the game Thor likes Lol
YOU
THER
You
I has question for yous adusdy
sonic warfare? sonic the hedgehog? 
I have 5 weeks to buy speakers for my home theatre setup
Say ghussie :3
LMAO
make sure its the kind to destroy your ear drums
wanna keel some floors
I do share the house so I'll be considerate
That would be devastating
it would tbh
the child of yeast gave it to me
now we can all keel some floors
In a bit tho
That’s so rad!! Common @fast isle W
RATTE
zamn vro
cause I’m gonna be able to hop on only nbetween now and six hours from now 
Oh that’s plenty I be back in an hour or two
And then
This Goodman
Dogforsaken
Have a great day, and make today yours!
Floor is going to be krilled
Why thank you friend 💖 you too 👉💖
Must've been something you said
no like I’ll only be available for an hour then I’m gone for six hours
WHYYYYYYYYY
NOOOOOO
I was doing the snoozes, but body decided to be up
which kf is it ghussy
Kf2?
No sad
What in the anime romcom
It’s ok we play erm AFTER 6 HOURS?? IT BE NOGHT FOR ME OTS PERFECT!
WHY NOT I CANT KILL FLOORS 2 WITH ADUSSY
PEAK
W
Bread if their random sleep schedule permits might be up too!
Do not be the sad
WE WIN THESE
It’s such a peak game you’ll love it so much
I’ve been playing my gacha games too much
is there boykissing
bruh why are subwoofers so expensive
Because
ZOMBIES?
Just get a sub and get your dog to do the woof
Yeah!
isn't that just pup play or something
BWHAHAHAHAHAHAA
😭😭😭😭🙏
I LOVE SLAUGHTERING ZOMBIES YOU HAVE NO IDEA
Holy stacked season
I watch none of these
Started dr stone years ago didn’t continue after I think s2
Or 3? Dr
Slime and iruma are peak, I need to binge Dr.stone soon, and same for wistoria it looks amazing
We watch slime for the plot
killing floor is THE zombie killing experience imo
Bro you will adore this game
HOW HAVE I NOT HEARD OF THIS
Ye
Woah it’s weeb season
magic
So real
imma be moving like this fr
slime getting 60 episodes this season. First episode was... meh.
So hype to try it out with you
I FREAKING LOVE KILLING FLOOR
Same!
LETS GOOOOOO
Oh boy the beginning after the end season 2 as well…. Legitimately the most tragic thing ever, the manhwa was so peak
huh what?
Okie I head out to handle work now >.< bye ghussy im sowwie fren >.< we play soon!!! You get some rest and UPPIE and we play >:3
nah most tragic ending ever was the day I got no headpats from the homies
chat
Yes ratte?
;3c
do garlics supposed to have green cores
Yes if they sprouted
oh ok
Mhm!
ratte!
Garlic bread 🤤
Hi Ratte👋
Ri Hatte 👋
mmm, garlic bread
🤤
Morning chat
Morning donut
Hii
Hello!
Just woke back up
Might go buy a few snacks and energy drinks for the day soon
save me some snacc
NO AHAHAHA
Chat morning
Chat noon
I've been betrayed
I remember playing Killing Floor when it was a UT mod
ahoy-hoy, Snaps
Heyo Reverino
Khajiit welcomes you, may you walk on warm sands.
#skyrim #skyrimmemes
Gm
Guess who is on strong antibiotics and immunosuppressants thanks to said antibiotics? Good news is they are working
Hello Snaps
Mmm snackys!
Toy toy toy toy
me when ZOMBIES
this already looks way better than the old model
its actually more like 2.32 atm

diesel is at 2.42, E10 at 2.18
And i cant fall back aseep
do you have work today?
Im having nightmares about the world collapsing and surviving in the woods
Diesel here is $3.049 per litre in Australia.
sending Uni to your location
Well well well
Area
Area: Japan
If only someone could have warned them
Im always bonkers
I love how companies are so quick to blame “human error” for everything
Hot Cheetos, minus the red dye color
Correct I blame all ai incidents on human error
Almost perfection
Oh yeah i forgot that exec order passed
CEO behavior lol
Despite the fact these incidents don’t happen often with human employees
?
I don’t think hecc is America
Nooo
Unless they import such things
I’ll miss you red 40…
I wonder what takis will look like
Question
Answer
#woodlandlife
Why do people who aren’t medical professionals think they know what’s best for human consumption?

Synthetic doesn’t mean automatically bad
Bc they get $50,000 in debt to school
I mean if we aren’t memeing I’m pretty sure petroleum based food dyes are not good for you
Being…. Petroleum based
Odd cuz we got not have like 8 bags of these
I’m referring to artificial sweeteners
And shelves full of red red red cheeto
Oh lol
They’re not really a health risk at all

beetroot powder is probably the answer
They're not a health risk but they're not a health benefit either
They are if you drink 40 cans of soda per day every day of your life tho 
welp
Metal solid gear?
It just makes literal garbage taste good
correct....
but
in this case?
red 40 is horrific - can damage DNA and all kinds
should never have been allowed in food in the first place
Is MSG banned in the US?
Nah, the spice
No




