general

[peak estuary]

@idle kelp

[spiral vigil]

flicking hygiene

gay hygiene

[idle kelp]

@peak estuary

[peak estuary]

@idle kelp

[glacial sluice]

@fiery flume

give me

luck

[fiery flume]

@idle kelp can tell you about feet hygiene

[peak estuary]

why ping boy

[spiral vigil]

@granite ermine

[idle kelp]

@peak estuary

[visual bronze]

[peak estuary]

@idle kelp

[visual bronze]

[granite ermine]

What❓ ❓ ❓ ❓ ❓ ❓

[spiral vigil]

@visual bronze

[idle kelp]

@peak estuary

[spiral vigil]

Hello.

[granite ermine]

Blocked

[spiral vigil]

Ok

Why

[peak estuary]

@idle kelp

[fiery flume]

🇭 🇪 🇱 🇱 🇴 ❤️

[glacial sluice]

isnt viet #3

[granite ermine]

Heyyy😁

[glacial sluice]

on voltaic

[peak estuary]

free oi oi oi

[idle kelp]

@peak estuary

[spiral vigil]

No.

[peak estuary]

@idle kelp

[idle kelp]

@peak estuary

[storm hamlet]

jm-m-5nj

m-66m-956mu-956

m-56mu-9u-9nu-9

[idle kelp]

@peak estuary

[storm hamlet]

-mm9

[peak estuary]

@idle kelp

[storm hamlet]

i hacked you viet

[spiral vigil]

Ok

[idle kelp]

@peak estuary

[visual bronze]

synch why u talking gang code

[fiery flume]

is this french

[idle kelp]

@peak estuary

@peak estuary

[granite ermine]

why are we genuinely just saying shit bro

[peak estuary]

mods he spam pinging me

[storm hamlet]

@peak estuary

answer boyyo

[storm hamlet]

t2-99u-9\

[idle kelp]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1444406575887417385/1446245946345128046/676767cap.gif

[storm hamlet]

2-u-9u-9442u-9

[visual bronze]

[storm hamlet]

42-42u-942u-942u-9

6-7667-67

6---67-6767

thats viets password

[idle kelp]

why leak boy

[storm hamlet]

and jades

[storm hamlet]

you made it ez

[peak estuary]

@idle kelp

[storm hamlet]

noob

[sour totem]

You're not even part of kae stop trying to dox me

[visual bronze]

[idle kelp]

fuck tou

[sour totem]

🙄

[regal stag]

that's still like a very good fraction of the deathmatches you all play i still think that should lead to something better than me bottom fragging in every silver game

[storm hamlet]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/866699859813859352/1478501805876056386/SpilledAllTheFood.gif

[regal stag]

or at the VERY MOST top fragging and still loisng

[hushed patrol]

synch123#

[idle kelp]

i send tactical strike on your house

[storm hamlet]

hey...

[idle kelp]

@elfin mulch

permission granted

[storm hamlet]

wrong guy for that job

[visual bronze]

who wanna throw hands?

[sour totem]

Depends on what you're doing in dms and what you're doing ingame tbh

[storm hamlet]

he'll just send aids

[sour totem]

I'd watch a vod but I genuinely don't think anything I say will even matter

[idle kelp]

true..

[humble goblet]

[storm hamlet]

just get kn1ves

[visual bronze]

there he is. my opponent

[wanton moth]

This lowkey made me sad man... 😢

[storm hamlet]

hes fat

and hes a bomb

@hard stump

wake up big man

[humble goblet]

Why you have so many of these emojis

[hushed patrol]

@hard stump WE HAVE A NEW MUTUAL

[visual bronze]

[storm hamlet]

fuck you man

[digital gull]

some routine on ps5 for aimlabs?

[storm hamlet]

dude i didn't want to see that message now i feel like shit man

[wanton moth]

It feels like everyone forgotten about ahn

Rip

[lusty oasis]

i played roblox w anh:<

[glacial sluice]

@lusty oasis dms rq

[visual bronze]

i had but i wasn't here for long when they were still active

[humble goblet]

I remember

[granite ermine]

5 reps of aim assist

[sour totem]

we'll ignore the rest of the lobby

This fucking iso pissed on me sm

I hate them

[indigo cairn]

level 1.3k

[visual bronze]

yo jade i saw the KAE rep on LB

what's that

[indigo cairn]

aight bro

[fiery flume]

hon hon

[sour totem]

it's my new group

apparently

[sour totem]

holy shit I didn't even notice

[visual bronze]

your new group as in yours?

[digital gull]

wym

[sour totem]

no wonder bro had the crosshair palcement on like

[sour totem]

yes

[visual bronze]

or something you joined

gyatt

[sour totem]

mine

[visual bronze]

is it an acronym?

[peak estuary]

kaejadesoar

[sour totem]

Yes

[peak estuary]

kill all ewoks

[sour totem]

a very silly acronym

kn1ves is in it as well

[visual bronze]

spill the tea

[sour totem]

so far it's just me and him

[sour totem]

It's just Kill All Enemies LMAO

Edgyness

[upper token]

Can i eat ur pancreas sad man

[peak estuary]

its kill all ewoks

[granite ermine]

Ask coach ben he knows some console scenarios

[sour totem]

Did you watch it?

[visual bronze]

[sour totem]

I need to get more people in it

[digital gull]

@trail umbra him?

[digital gull]

@keen cloud

[trail umbra]

ye i do

[sour totem]

I haven't done any recruiting so far

[glacial sluice]

THE HATE IN MY HEART

IT DRIVES ME SO FAR

[glacial sluice]

ill join bro

dont even worry

[sour totem]

I want to just see KAE on the leaderboards man

[glacial sluice]

50 away bro its chill

[glacial sluice]

ayeah

Ill ask mattyow

if me and him want to join

[visual bronze]

you and kn1ves bro i'm already intrigued

[glacial sluice]

and ever*

godlee dude

Dont make me get my real rank from voltaic bot

[spiral vigil]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1464940904828768329/1482754995383439382/9eb55136334e44cba9b8a0a5ae651ca1tplv-jj85edgx6n-image-origin.gif

[visual bronze]

anyway

[neat wing]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1197498792761634909/1260200552193851445/togif.gif?width=523&height=650

[sturdy tusk]

tracking

[sour totem]

just join smh

[visual bronze]

i require no commitment

just steam name change for the rep

rep the boys

[sour totem]

That's all I've done

that's all knives has done

LMAO

[visual bronze]

alright bet

[sour totem]

Mfer said he'd trial the name 💀

[glacial sluice]

https://tenor.com/view/evil-cat-floppy-herobrine-angry-cat-glowing-eyes-gif-13772161273485327421

[visual bronze]

💀

[indigo cairn]

c-can i join

[sour totem]

sure man

[indigo cairn]

YIPPPEEE

[sour totem]

I feel like I know you enough to let you in

[visual bronze]

it has to be upper case doesn't it

😔

[sour totem]

You could do it lowercase but it'd look weird when everyone else has it caps

[sturdy tusk]

what is going on 🙏

[sour totem]

KAE KAE kae KAE type shi

[sturdy tusk]

wtf is KAE twin

[visual bronze]

OH YEAH

we should

[sour totem]

apparently I've started an aim group

[visual bronze]

NEEEEVER

[humble goblet]

What is this KAE takeover

[sour totem]

or well

group

[visual bronze]

get 3 of us next to each other

[sturdy tusk]

cool

[visual bronze]

on the lb.

[glacial sluice]

yeah

we started a aim group

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/931661108031389706/942111821995868220/D1A8BE3B-CD55-4516-9B29-C3EA3BA88B4C.gif

[sour totem]

😭

[upper token]

Yeah

[sour totem]

Why's that lex?

Hm?

[visual bronze]

bro my font is so shit for this discord name hold on

[sour totem]

Care to share with the class?

[sturdy tusk]

is there an aim group that skips tracking

[visual bronze]

sini cooked and i'm not doing it right

[indigo cairn]

jade add me btw

[sour totem]

I should have you added I thought

did you not send me one already

[indigo cairn]

1258543688

noppp

[glacial sluice]

@sour totem I gotta leave KAE

mattyow and me spoke and he said

badlooks

[sturdy tusk]

holy fuck bro lasted 3 minutes

[glacial sluice]

yeah nah

[visual bronze]

the class is old enough to understand

[glacial sluice]

mattyow sent me a quick little dm

[sour totem]

fucking KAE Chappell Roan LMAO

[glacial sluice]

"ever why would you ever be in kae if your a top 5 aimer"

[indigo cairn]

😭

[sour totem]

I love that

[visual bronze]

unless a few select people that frequent this chat are present

[glacial sluice]

something likke that

[visual bronze]

then the average iq goes down

[sour totem]

hold up

[sturdy tusk]

type shit twin

[sour totem]

let me invite you guys to the server

That is very active

trust

[storm hamlet]

ngl

[visual bronze]

[round belfry]

okay !

[storm hamlet]

KAE is a fire tag

[sturdy tusk]

does KAE skip tracking

[glacial sluice]

ngl If I was like top 10

[storm hamlet]

like on some real stuff

[glacial sluice]

i wouldnt

be in any

[storm hamlet]

KAE jade

[glacial sluice]

aim group

[storm hamlet]

KAE kn1ves

[glacial sluice]

id be aiming for myself

[visual bronze]

bro like

come on

anything but

letter+A

[storm hamlet]

thats actually fire

[sturdy tusk]

make ur own aim group at top 10

[visual bronze]

at this point

[humble goblet]

Just @ me next time

[sour totem]

bruh this skruf guy has dms off...

[visual bronze]

[sour totem]

Can't even invite him

[indigo cairn]

YEAH cause of vtgen brah

some randoms kept dming me

[sturdy tusk]

imagine getting dms

[visual bronze]

who tf messages u from vt gen bruh

[storm hamlet]

@sour totem how does one sign to join

[sour totem]

Are you joining KAE too sakyoia

[sturdy tusk]

i dont even get any 🔥

[visual bronze]

two randoms ever messaged me

i sent them to #advice

😭

[sour totem]

You say "can I join"

I say yes

and boom

[round belfry]

yes bro

[storm hamlet]

can i join

[round belfry]

i know what that is

[sour totem]

yes

[storm hamlet]

wow

[round belfry]

I represent it

[storm hamlet]

so where is the boom

[humble goblet]

Can a plat comp player join KAE

[sturdy tusk]

KAE is too famous bro

[glacial sluice]

okay

[keen cloud]

Dunno lol

[humble goblet]

Asking for a friend

[sour totem]

We keep it in sector 4

[glacial sluice]

my aim group

WIll be

C1

[keen cloud]

Console aimlabs has different scenarios

I never opened it before

[glacial sluice]

C1 ever

[sturdy tusk]

can i join if i skip tracking

[sour totem]

The totall real rule I made was gm or good in real games

[sour totem]

I'm a static main think about it

[glacial sluice]

you can join C1

[indigo cairn]

should be able to dm now

[sturdy tusk]

ye but ur tracking is not dogshit twin

[glacial sluice]

C1 stands for Chosen 1

[humble goblet]

It's joever for a chud like me

[sturdy tusk]

but if i join

wouldnt it be chosen two

[sour totem]

Are you not gm?

[glacial sluice]

Nope

because anyone can be the chosen one alr?

WE are the chosen ones

[humble goblet]

No

14 energy away

[storm hamlet]

cold

[glacial sluice]

@humble goblet @sturdy tusk ive been gatekeepig this for to long

but

go to my advanced spreadsheet.

[humble goblet]

Send

[glacial sluice]

just go to my advanced spreadsheet

[sturdy tusk]

idfk your steam account bro

[glacial sluice]

yk ive been gone for 2 monthbs

[glacial sluice]

https://steamcommunity.com/id/everaims/

[sour totem]

I'll make an exception for now

[sturdy tusk]

holy fuck

ur crazy

[sturdy tusk]

cheating

[sour totem]

clean as hell

@hard stump look at our group grow bro

we're famous now

[storm hamlet]

this is going to be generational

[sour totem]

we're gonna make it!

[glacial sluice]

just

go look at #7

on the adv spreadsheet

and tell me who it is

[humble goblet]

What is this

[glacial sluice]

#7

look at #7

[humble goblet]

ever

[glacial sluice]

yeah

its me

[sturdy tusk]

wow

ur so cracked twin

[nimble coral]

Lol cheator

[glacial sluice]

?

wym

[nimble coral]

Cheator

Sheetor

Scheetor

[glacial sluice]

Someone doesnt have a celestial score.

[agile arch]

@glacial sluice I gap u random kid

[nimble coral]

You are not real cel pasu

[glacial sluice]

Im not

?

lok at #7

zoom in on it

examine it

[nimble coral]

Not real score

[brittle marten]

cheator

[nimble coral]

vod?

[glacial sluice]

lowkey light work

Ill drop vod soo

soon

[nimble coral]

Jade

and cel score

righttttt

[glacial sluice]

dude mustve not seen my frogtagon

[nimble coral]

no vod

legit

no cheator

mhm

mhm

that was legitness

[vale raft]

lowkey dont see you

[glacial sluice]

#13 on frogtagon

ez

[nimble coral]

ez with cheats fr

[vale raft]

real

[regal stag]

man i really just don't feel in the mood to do anything today

[agile arch]

happens

[glacial sluice]

why did you edit zeonlo

to my spot

💔

[nimble coral]

cring cheator

Cringle crangle

bing bangle

[storm hamlet]

hello rrrrrrrrrxxxxxxxx

[nimble coral]

you cheator you get deletor

[glacial sluice]

nope

my scores will stay up

watc

[rose night]

zcn at full power

[glacial sluice]

ezy pzy

[storm hamlet]

so excited for ram and my ssd

[idle fjord]

@dim gale why are you smurfing

[storm hamlet]

i will be able to become a pro gamer

[nimble coral]

no vods high scores and jade

Very legit

[glacial sluice]

Im gonna

post vod

in an hour

[sour totem]

how much did you spend

[nimble coral]

hello synch hh h

[storm hamlet]

uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

forgor

[humble goblet]

He knows plat is best rank

[glacial sluice]

I scammed someone for ram

back in the day

[idle fjord]

I can't even get a plat role

😭

[nimble coral]

now you turned to cheating

[feral bone]

yup

[nimble coral]

how the turns tabled

[humble goblet]

[agile arch]

when i was in the trenches i stole a stick of ram from one of my school computers

8gb wasnt cutting it

[glacial sluice]

tghats dedication

if you arent cheating

[idle fjord]

Why buddy of mine told me he bought

[glacial sluice]

you dont want it bad enough

[sour totem]

Too much I see

[idle fjord]

64gb of RAM

[glacial sluice]

thats waht someonetold me beforew

[idle fjord]

💀

I've never felt compelled to rob someone until then

[nimble coral]

I cheator in game too

[idle fjord]

He practically told me he had gold in his house

[bold dock]

https://tenor.com/view/ohio-confusion-i-show-speed-ishowspeed-speed-ohio-gif-18271165267203003105

[nimble coral]

:D

[glacial sluice]

yk

I copy you

btw

my valorant is

ever#aims

I copy you

full glaze

https://tenor.com/view/speed-ishowspeed-ohio-respect-foxy-gif-17451501218491172722

[nimble coral]

molecule by molecule

[glacial sluice]

yo rx

wanna cheat tg

[nimble coral]

yes

[bold dock]

welcome to the aims population

[floral spindle]

Imma tell ur girl

[nimble coral]

cheat in game

🙄

[humble goblet]

Screenshot out of context

[nimble coral]

My girl on call with me rn I can just tell her or show her

[floral spindle]

SAY HAIII TO HER

[glacial sluice]

In game bud

I love my gf

I screemshare to her 24 hours a day

[errant turret]

Sup guys

[deft orbit]

why is static so haarddddd

[nimble coral]

I got speaker on my phone I'll turn up the volume all the way to china

[deft orbit]

cant reach gold on it for the life of me

[sour totem]

go watch bardoz static guide

[round belfry]

shimmy static guide

[wanton thorn]

s-bardpill

[quick echo]

Bardpill is a technique to practice static that works by going for accuracy with good form and then slowly speeding up.
The rules are:

1. No misses in the first 10 seconds
2. Maximum 3 misses throughout the run
3. Restart when you break rule 1 or 2
4. Go so slow that you finish most runs
5. Slowly speed up with these rules

[nimble coral]

cheator guide

[wanton thorn]

@deft orbit

[nimble coral]

bad guide

[stuck drum]

good guide

[nimble coral]

no

[round belfry]

cheater still good

[granite ermine]

s-cream

[quick echo]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/733061565493936188/994567479101767690/IMG_0057.png

[nimble coral]

no

[round belfry]

is it private

[fiery flume]

wow u been grinding @glacial sluice

[round belfry]

now

[glacial sluice]

yup

[deft orbit]

😢

[rose night]

is it really cheating if u never get caught? 🤔

[nimble coral]

He says that straight lines in static doesn’t matter 😂

[wanton thorn]

you cheated

[nimble coral]

yes

[deft orbit]

I dont even whiff that many shots it feels like im shooting them fast but still not enough

[wanton thorn]

atleast you should pay time

[rose night]

they call me gay by the way im never straight

[humble goblet]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1325617943979233344/1420261295290318989/Adobe_Express_-_VID_20250922_221333_564-1.gif

[regal stag]

ugh everything just feels uncomforrtable

i don't wanna do anything :(

[fiery flume]

so true queen

[wanton thorn]

i dont think someone would face problems time couldnt solve before he get diamond static

[glacial sluice]

reikuro

im so close

[still geyser]

I average plat scores in 1w3ts

[atomic nebula]

to master?

[fiery flume]

tmi

[atomic nebula]

let me guess you have master scores in tracking?

[glacial sluice]

all

of tracking

yeah

[fiery flume]

ever

[still geyser]

:)

[fiery flume]

don’t make me expose u again

[glacial sluice]

for what

?

diddywhat

[atomic nebula]

no wonder

[humble goblet]

He just like me fr

[next copper]

@floral spindle how do i win a game

[fiery flume]

eh

you know what

[next copper]

[still geyser]

I had a life run in 1w3ts once, got jade

[fiery flume]

you’re close enough ig

[still geyser]

will never replicate that shi again

[fiery flume]

go to snake track it’s free as hell

[round belfry]

queue with me and kush

25 deaths combined

[wanton thorn]

cheated

[round belfry]

3 kills

[glacial sluice]

how much energy

is maste

750?

[still geyser]

lowk just dm joey he'll hook u up

[humble goblet]

800

[fiery flume]

800..

[wanton thorn]

we should replace 1w3ts and ww5t by darkpressure and fuglaapressure 6

that would be so fun

[humble goblet]

Ah yes

That would be

Fun

[nimble coral]

1000

[humble goblet]

[prime palm]

Don't have a temate that feeds Drifter

[wanton thorn]

ppl would be ragebaited by the scenarios

[glacial sluice]

oh okat

acn I get masters

with all tracking masters

static diamond

[fiery flume]

no

[glacial sluice]

and everythging else jade

[fiery flume]

no

[glacial sluice]

oh god

[copper holly]

WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU

[round belfry]

if 899 energy tracking mabye

[storm hamlet]

https://tenor.com/view/cs2-skins-jake-gyllenhaal-gif-15755793359953022782

[fiery flume]

still no

you can get it 900 btw

[round belfry]

oh it’s 900 oops

[fiery flume]

yeah

[sour totem]

sheesh

[round belfry]

you can have 900 energy all tracking 699 energy static and 799 energy everything else

and you will get master

[next copper]

drifter is easy to counter

and i had 2 useless lanes

[rose night]

just do 1 thing gang

[fiery flume]

900 all tracking is gonna be quite hard when he’s not master comp tracking yet tho

[rose night]

just 1

[nimble coral]

900 energy on all master is hard

im 886

fakk shit

[fiery flume]

I only have 2 categories 900

[glacial sluice]

I keep throwing

[round belfry]

o only got static 900 gg

[glacial sluice]

master runs

I thru like 4 master runs bro

[wanton thorn]

https://tenor.com/view/work-gif-5733220130417775560

[fiery flume]

let’s swap

I refuse to play clicking

[prime palm]

Tell me how. I still have nightmares from him

[round belfry]

s5 intermediate static is free you got this

the targets are huge

[fiery flume]

shut up

[prime palm]

He would pause the game and say "I like when you try and run" then he would kill me. I still have nightmares bro

[fiery flume]

before I skin you alive

[humble goblet]

[sturdy tusk]

hes telling the truth

🙏

[copper holly]

yea im ass and i got good scores

[fiery flume]

fuck all of you

[prime palm]

And they don't even jiggle, like in aimlabs

[fiery flume]

I’m not playing static

[round belfry]

first play 1500 aura no ?

[humble goblet]

I'm asser

[sturdy tusk]

thats what im saying dawg

im dogshit

and even my static is good

[sturdy tusk]

i first play 230499

[fiery flume]

SHUT UP

[copper holly]

oonly top 200

[nimble coral]

@fiery flume @round belfry Selling this for muscle memory lmk

[humble goblet]

No

[sturdy tusk]

yes

[prime palm]

I'm smelling some skill issue in the chat

[round belfry]

remember rx prime when you like #1 pasu

[humble goblet]

Skill? What's that?

[sturdy tusk]

900 tracking 🥀

[nimble coral]

Yeah fr

[nimble coral]

proooooo

Give me

[sturdy tusk]

i dont have any tracking to give

im willing to trade some static tho

for tracking

[humble goblet]

Let's trade

[sturdy tusk]

deal

u get my 1w3ts score

i get ur control tracking

[humble goblet]

Oh my control isn't even good

You can have my aether

[sturdy tusk]

oh then ur best tracking category

[glacial sluice]

tampio

real talk

how is your

static

so dogshit

[sullen lance]

hmm

[glacial sluice]

like not even hating

I got a jade static

and like

Im awful

[sturdy tusk]

personally

i wouldnt be taking that

[atomic nebula]

sell it to me

[humble goblet]

I'm awfuller and refuse to listen to advice

[fiery flume]

because he doesn’t play it

same as me

[deft orbit]

ty

just saw ur message

[humble goblet]

I kinda do 🥲

[fiery flume]

oh.

I just don’t play it

[sturdy tusk]

play static

its peak

most free category

[fiery flume]

get hit by a car

[sturdy tusk]

i onetap the car

from static

[humble goblet]

I have pbd my static a little recently

[nimble coral]

🥱🥱🥱🥱

[humble goblet]

Got 20 more score on both 1w3ts and 1w2ts

[sturdy tusk]

wait a second

[wanton thorn]

https://tenor.com/view/grenade-explosion-rpg-boom-gif-5135363

[sturdy tusk]

72nd?

[sturdy tusk]

im gonna get your ass twin

[fiery flume]

YOOO

[nimble coral]

omg

[nimble coral]

noooooo

Noooo

NOOOO

PLS

[sturdy tusk]

time to play novice static 👅

[jolly dune]

Anyone wanna duo in valo ?
Silver or gold or plat ?

[sturdy tusk]

my tracking is dooming me dawg

tracking is 1000th place avg or smth

[wide grotto]

[ancient osprey]

youre turk?

[nimble coral]

gah damn

You got this

easy peasy lemon banana

[sturdy tusk]

yeah

bro has not looked at my profile once

[ancient osprey]

orospu evladi lan turkish is best SOLDIER ERDOĞAN 🐺

[sturdy tusk]

tabi efendim

[humble goblet]

https://tenor.com/view/hello-chat-kaanözdil-angry-turkish-man-gif-22160441

[nimble coral]

Chello turkiye

[regal stag]

tried a new "warmup"
yup. bullshit. like all of them

ugh

[sturdy tusk]

https://tenor.com/view/turkish-nationalism-flag-gif-22803072

[regal stag]

it's so fucking hard to stay positive nowadays

nothing works

[sturdy tusk]

best warmup is 4 hours of static

[fiery flume]

I’m gonna strangle you @regal stag

[ancient osprey]

yoooo 😭 that uscs guy olayed a tournament 4 days ago and he got full shit talked by the commentator

no troll

[copper holly]

do the dumbell exercises help with wrist pain

[ancient osprey]

look at their vlr

[humble goblet]

Me next pls

[regal stag]

everyone gets to gloat about their rank in this game and say "ohh it's easy" because they're already fucking top rank in aiming

[wanton thorn]

warmup is for ppl already having matured skills or sth

[fiery flume]

yes

[sour totem]

yes

[nimble coral]

Play corners, play one angle at a time, good positioning

[fiery flume]

because we put fucking hundreds of hours into it

but yeah

[glacial sluice]

I put 30

val isn th ard okay?

[sour totem]

Why is it bullshit

[fiery flume]

you’re green you don’t count

[nimble coral]

For wrist yes, for hand no

[glacial sluice]

Ay

[sturdy tusk]

who is we

[glacial sluice]

IM halfd green half purple alr?

[sturdy tusk]

i have 70 hours

[regal stag]

i just want to get to a point where i can kill everybody on screen
i can't even fucking swing my own angle because they know how to track me or can insta-shoot the moment i show up

it feels like mechanics just work for everybody but me

[glacial sluice]

thats a movement problem then btw

[next copper]

@floral spindle how do i play with those teammates

no walker in 10 minutes

bro

how

[regal stag]

IT'S NOT A MOVEMENT PROBLEM IF I'M JUST HOLDING D OR A OUT OF A CORNER

[humble goblet]

Then put in thousands of hours to get to that point

[regal stag]

THAT'S THE THING

[nimble coral]

Because you play predictably

[regal stag]

THEY JUST KILL ME FOR PEEKING AS EVERYONE ELSE DOES

IT HAPPENS IN DEATHAMTCH, IT HAPPENS IN SILVER COMP

[fiery flume]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1391902016363827271/1483022102012498064/attachment.gif

[sturdy tusk]

calm down brotato

[regal stag]

THERE'S LITERALLY JUST NOWHERE THIS GAME WORKS FOR ME

I'M SO TIRED OF IT EVERYTHING IS SO FUCKING STRESSFUL

[fiery flume]

so true king

so true

so true

so true

[glacial sluice]

it is

[fiery flume]

real and true

[nimble coral]

Yes

[dim gale]

yes bro

[humble goblet]

Change to a different game

[glacial sluice]

do you think a gold

[dim gale]

have you tried overwatch

[glacial sluice]

can 1 tap you

[fiery flume]

yes bro

yeah

[glacial sluice]

everyt single fight>

[nimble coral]

valorant ass

[sturdy tusk]

https://tenor.com/view/mf-dog-ate-my-book-on-stoicism-and-he-aint-been-the-same-since-gif-2100496274040615580

[dim gale]

please just play overwaaaaatch

[regal stag]

EVIDENTLY THEY DO

[glacial sluice]

they suck btw

[regal stag]

NOT EVEN GOLD. SOMETIMES SILVERS AND BRONZES

[glacial sluice]

your movement

probalby

blows

do you elevate your head

?

[sturdy tusk]

i mean dude, if ur getting one tapped while peeking

[regal stag]

doesn't even amtter. they can flick and i'll always just miss the first shot

[sturdy tusk]

movement is the problem

[regal stag]

i've tried getting so many perspectives dude

[nimble coral]

Dominick do you play on poop setup?

[wanton thorn]

[cunning field]

who's this masters shitter i'm destroying every game

[regal stag]

high mid end setup.

[sturdy tusk]

no amount of kovaaks can fix shit peeking lol

[cunning field]

BD0S

[wanton thorn]

the best solution for you is

[nimble coral]

Do you have a lot of input lag?

[fiery flume]

you should just keep being angry

[regal stag]

i don't feel any at all

[wanton thorn]

see some psychiatrists

[fiery flume]

just stay angry forever

[nimble coral]

Do you have good positioning?

[fiery flume]

keep raging

[glacial sluice]

You probably dry swing a common angle without any head elevation into 3 people, get 1 tapped and blame aim

[regal stag]

i don't even want to fix my mental until i can get gold because otherwise i'm just putting in extra work for no reason

[fiery flume]

god you are so

[regal stag]

my mental isn't gonna help me out of anything anyway

[fiery flume]

no

I’m reformed

I won’t

insult

the r word

🧘🏻‍♂️

[dim gale]

so reikuro idk

[still geyser]

so reformed wow

[regal stag]

man i don't even know anymore

[dim gale]

maybe val just isnt for you g

[regal stag]

i can't even figure out what the hell good positioning looks like because all the ugides in the world are so vague and ass

[dim gale]

time for marvel rivals

[wanton thorn]

i dont quite understand, my friends are atleast diamond except me,coz i dont play ranked valo, i got 1 radiant some immos

[nimble coral]

I think the same pretty often but when I stop complaining and just take the unfun moments I do 10x better performance after

[wanton thorn]

they wont be so angry

[regal stag]

the coaching lesson i got from ski was just "oh yea just like use more utility and don't swing as omen" as if i'm still not dying to everybody in and out of competitive

[idle fjord]

Crimes against humanity

[keen cloud]

Post a clip rn 🎤

[fiery flume]

you got coached by someone that doesn’t play valorant

[regal stag]

i don't have any recent comp vods

[nimble coral]

ski is the opposite of help

[wanton thorn]

why is virtual rank so important?

[regal stag]

then why did they beg me so many times to join and claimed they could

[idle fjord]

I unblocked this message but buddy got coaching from Ski

[fiery flume]

@lusty oasis

[idle fjord]

😭

I love Ski

[sturdy tusk]

dude thats ur first mistake

[idle fjord]

But he is not someone to get coaching from

[nimble coral]

Because ski has ego

[sturdy tusk]

i like ski but he isnt a valo coach

[keen cloud]

Jim posting in a server of sweats ain’t gonna fix ur problem

[fiery flume]

his problem is his mental

[regal stag]

and that's exactly why i'm so reluctant to get coaching from anyone now

[fiery flume]

undeniably

[dim gale]

ski doesnt even play the game lmao

[regal stag]

happened in both val server and this one now

[idle fjord]

He does

[fiery flume]

oh my god

[sturdy tusk]

this server is one of the last places you will find good coaching dude

[fiery flume]

stop being a fucking victim

fuck me

[sturdy tusk]

not vt general atleast

[idle fjord]

We play together sometimes

[fiery flume]

I’m gonna crash out

[sturdy tusk]

just stop bitching and play valo

please

[regal stag]

WHAT THE FUCK YOU WANT ME TO SAY??

"OH THANKS I JUST HIT RADIANT"???

[idle fjord]

Dude you gotta block them

[regal stag]

THAT DIDN'T HAPPEN

[fiery flume]

preferably nothing

[sturdy tusk]

yuh

[wanton thorn]

@fiery flume actually you are the victim

[fiery flume]

at this point

[nimble coral]

Nah, just many people think they know but they don’t

[fiery flume]

true

[idle fjord]

I've started blocking the habitual people responding to them

[cunning field]

??????????????????????

[glacial sluice]

Dominmick

I think

yorue just bad

Im being hoinest

like

I think

aim isnt

yourn only problem

[sturdy tusk]

ye i think ur just ass at valo dawg

[glacial sluice]

like

do youj think

a plat

brain

[wanton thorn]

when the first time i saw this person screaming,i knew that we couldnt help him a lot until he fixed his mental

[glacial sluice]

with silver aim

is getting siht on

?

[fiery flume]

you’re probably really good at something else

[glacial sluice]

proly not

[regal stag]

if i have problems in every facet than i literally just can't get better at that becase i've looked at ALL THE MATERIAL

[cunning field]

give up the kovaaks lil bro

[sturdy tusk]

the second you see the all caps, you know its cooked

[wanton thorn]

the problem would grow bigger and bigger

[sturdy tusk]

just play valo man

[keen cloud]

U are more likely to get coaching if u post a vod instead

[cunning field]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1477851456307724381/1477909265326014567/beam_caption.gif

[fiery flume]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1391902016363827271/1482496993648705759/attachment.gif

[sturdy tusk]

https://giphy.com/gifs/bss-bananagamesytc-momosab4273-wj7H7pmbbK8PaA2jf1

[wanton thorn]

Domi has learned helplessness

[south parcel]

here we go

another drama

[regal stag]

i'd have to find the t ime to record
which is probably far from now

[dim gale]

it's time for DominickOW bro

[south parcel]

please dont call them domi...

[dim gale]

please

[sturdy tusk]

i think he just wants someone to say "yea ur ass delete valo"

[cunning field]

DomiMommy

[keen cloud]

Why bother posting at all then abt how helpless ur growth is

[nimble coral]

When you peek do you peek and stay still or do you ever do quick face check peeks and peek again?

[dim gale]

sillydominick

[keen cloud]

I would probably go take a nap or sum

Seems like a better use of ur day

[cunning field]

https://tenor.com/view/the-bear-finger-wag-wagging-finger-wag-finger-gif-3240338207391852378

[glacial sluice]

coaching isnt saving him

[south parcel]

she doesnt deserve that

[sturdy tusk]

i think he needs theraphy

not valo coaching

[glacial sluice]

like

[regal stag]

i just kind of jiggle peek until i'm certain they're about to run in

[glacial sluice]

kim gonna be honest

[sturdy tusk]

if you get tilted every game

[glacial sluice]

valorant

from silver to gold

[sturdy tusk]

no kind of coaching is saving u

[glacial sluice]

jsuit isnt hard

[fiery flume]

IVE BEEN SAAAAAAYYYINGGGG THIISSSSSSSS

[glacial sluice]

its not a hard game bro

[sturdy tusk]

yeah

[glacial sluice]

@regal stag abuse pheonix flashes or go play cypher and jerk it with your traps down

[keen cloud]

This don’t work because I’m not putting any energy into the narrative of ‘this person is uncoachable’

[strong coyote]

“from shit to piss”

[keen cloud]

Post a vod gamer

[regal stag]

if it's not a hard game then even bad mental wouldn't be able to stop me from hitting gold

[idle fjord]

He's posted one before
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wFv2wg0t40g

[keen cloud]

Oh cool

[sturdy tusk]

even the title is depressing

[cunning field]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1477851456307724381/1477909265326014567/beam_caption.gif

[sturdy tusk]

why is this guy always mad

[south parcel]

would

[nimble coral]

Don’t overdo it

[strong coyote]

just make your mechanics and aim better and aim isnt mousecontrol

[fiery flume]

BECAUSE HES DEPRESSED

[idle fjord]

And 16

[glacial sluice]

post a ranked match vod @regal stag

[idle fjord]

So

[glacial sluice]

ill deadass

[cunning field]

nih just has no hope for himself

[glacial sluice]

watch

[fiery flume]

HE NEEDS PSYCHIATRIC ASSISTANCE

[glacial sluice]

the entire thing

[idle fjord]

Horrible combination of things

[dim gale]

is this mf playing without a crosshair

[cunning field]

i'd deadass quit gaming if i were you

ZERO ambition

[regal stag]

i don't got any from the recent months

[sturdy tusk]

holy peak

[wanton thorn]

Now you got depression

[regal stag]

they'll be too bad for my current standards

[strong coyote]

you can hit immortal woth just consistent decent mechanics

[cunning field]

go get a job

[wanton thorn]

[humble goblet]

In the most genuine way possible +1

[dim gale]

hes 15

[fiery flume]

it’s contagious

[dim gale]

16 whtvr

[wanton thorn]

i can call my radiant friend to coach you but that wont help

[sturdy tusk]

dominick, man you need to be calm

[idle fjord]

Please don't say that word

[regal stag]

i'll try to get a comp vod recorded but it won't be now

[sturdy tusk]

if ur getting tilted constantly

even fucking esports coaches cant save you

[wanton thorn]

you wont grow until you get ur mental fixed

[idle fjord]

As a chronically unemployable person

[sturdy tusk]

you need therapists

not coaches

[fiery flume]

exactly

[idle fjord]

😭

[fiery flume]

exactly

exactly

exactly

exactly

[strong coyote]

anyone below asc just needs mechanics coaching and better/more consistent mechanics

[cunning field]

JOBJOBJOBJOBJOBJOBJOBJOBJOBJOB

[fiery flume]

oh my fucking god

[glacial sluice]

I made it to gold

in my first 3 hours

on valorant

btw

[regal stag]

i've seen many people with bad mental in the high ranks man

[sturdy tusk]

bro

[idle fjord]

I hope you live in New Jersey.

[sturdy tusk]

why are you here then

[fiery flume]

cop out

cop out

[sturdy tusk]

you dont want advice

[fiery flume]

cop out

[cunning field]

happiest tac fps player:

[sturdy tusk]

you dont want mental

wtf do u want

[strong coyote]

JUST AIM BETTER OMGGGGG BRO

[wanton thorn]

they have egos

[glacial sluice]

@regal stag l;isten to me, go NOW, go play a ranked match and record the entire thing and send it to my dms

[wanton thorn]

instead of depressions/bad mentals

[strong coyote]

JUST PRACTICE YOUR MECHANICS

[glacial sluice]

not true + a bad mental throws you off

[cunning field]

he just likes the attention

[glacial sluice]

its literally proven

[fiery flume]

🧘🏻‍♂️

[glacial sluice]

💔

[cunning field]

fuck him

[regal stag]

dude i want advice but i'm not getting any that isn't ultra vague

[fiery flume]

🧘🏻‍♂️

[wanton thorn]

someone would behave agreesive to low elo players

[nimble coral]

You’re very out in the open and you peek very wide and you kind of move your mouse too much

[humble goblet]

🧘‍♂️

[lusty oasis]

rent free bro

[glacial sluice]

take a vid of a game and send it

[wanton thorn]

that could be the reason you think so

[fiery flume]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1240810578029576292/1296509989979947119/attachment-9.gif

[idle fjord]

Why TF are people replying to me

😭

[lusty oasis]

ye

[regal stag]

i was told explicitly to not stop moving until i knew my crosshair was on an enemy

[compact whale]

https://tenor.com/view/luna-lunaistabby-sad-sadluna-very-sad-gif-9629642300964397197

[strong coyote]

the only real concrete not indepth advice is to make your mechanics and focus better

[idle fjord]

This ain't my vod

[glacial sluice]

not always true

that gives you a worse ttk

itsd all situational

[strong coyote]

this isnt true especially if you are learning

[regal stag]

how can they say it's easy when it's all situational :(

[glacial sluice]

thats something your brain

just knows

ngl

[regal stag]

gotta think about so many factors all the time

[glacial sluice]

Idek

how to help u

[strong coyote]

because its situational for higher ranks and levels

[glacial sluice]

just try roblox

[glacial sluice]

roblox has valoblox

[fiery flume]

welcome to playing video game

[strong coyote]

when you are low you can deadass do anything and aim better than the lobby

[sturdy tusk]

man, no amount of coaching can fix lack of playtime

[glacial sluice]

just

play valoblox

aand feel godo

[regal stag]

i got over 520 hours

[glacial sluice]

not true

ng

[strong coyote]

just not true

[glacial sluice]

Nowadays

the golds

watch way

to much youtbe

[lusty oasis]

i love how me telling this guy to use his util somehow got called bad advice

[strong coyote]

their ttk is still dogshit

[glacial sluice]

is true, mattyow isnt hitting immortal first week of val

[fiery flume]

you are noob coach

[sturdy tusk]

i mean, if he hasnt played long enough to even get his crosshair on the guy

[glacial sluice]

Lowkey depends

[strong coyote]

matty is exceptionally stupid

[sturdy tusk]

i dont think the sentinels coach could save him