general

[sour totem]

😭

[idle fjord]

I misunderstood

[sour totem]

I am dropping mega elo

[idle fjord]

NGL I need a stack

[wanton moth]

Silver actually 🥶 🥶

[sour totem]

but I only play for fun on OW

[idle fjord]

My current one isn't exactly great

[sour totem]

the only reason I play comp instead of QP is cause QP is somehow shittier and less fun

[idle fjord]

And I don't want to invest my time solo because of the RNG grind

[maiden pawn]

Weak Mindset

[idle fjord]

This is most games

[sour totem]

I'm a non-comp gamer nowadays

[maiden pawn]

where is the drive where is the anger

[wintry heath]

Question:
I lowerd my chair where the armrest was below the table. By the end of the session I had an abnormally tense shoulder

Should the arm of my chair be even with my table, slightly above, or super high. I asssume lower is not good since its the most likely change I made that caused dtension

[sour totem]

I left it behind me man

new year new me type shi cig

Great question

[idle fjord]

If you actually want help and better odds of not getting ignored or memed for future reference, go to #advice

But you want to make sure you're not chicken winging your arm or you're reaching too far by default, coach Ben has a video on this topic I feel is very helpful to keep in mind
https://youtu.be/dxV-yImHXSw?si=15_XiZ1DPqOVTev5

[wanton moth]

Ana is considered bad now????

What?

[idle fjord]

I mean imho

[peak estuary]

outperformed by new heroes id assume

[idle fjord]

There's better picks

There're just other characters you can pick and get more value than playing her

[wintry heath]

Oh my gosh

Im so blind

xd

[wanton moth]

Im still playing ana

Idc

[wintry heath]

I could have sworn I searched for an advice cdhannel

thank you

[wanton moth]

Headshot perk too nutty to give up

[wintry heath]

nah.... its in my channels list

[wanton moth]

I love the new passive

Where the ult carries over

I can build so many nanos

[idle fjord]

It's insane

Spamming bap window is legit

So satisfying

Just be frying

I wish Illari had a different subrole though

I mean, survivor isn't awful since it helps with her self sustain

Since I have primate brain, I would have loved for her to be a tactician so I can use her ult more

Would take some of the pressure off counter ulting Emre

[gloomy flume]

Free up the mandem crodie

[rose night]

what

[wanton moth]

Wdym

[rose night]

210 every headshot?

[wanton moth]

70 dmg bodyshot

Normal

140 dmg headshot

Silver bullet always does additional 70dmg

If there's falloff ur initial bullet will do less

So a bodyshot becomes 140

Headshot becomes 210

[rose night]

ohh

i thought it was like a direct buff to regular shots

[wanton moth]

Nah its bleed

But its still good in play i get alot of kills with it most supports are too shit to react to a bullet in 2.5 seconds

And by then you've already shot a bodyshot so they're dead

Also it refreshes the CD on roll

So u can double silver bullet

Back to back

But thats a niche thing I don't really do it maybe i need to tap in

[rose night]

i needa get good at cassidy

my clicking close range so inconsistent'

[crisp forge]

greed eu

[peak estuary]

just track

[rose night]

i do track

[peak estuary]

only chuds click on him

[rose night]

then i whiff cuz i shoot at the wronng time

[indigo cairn]

#valorant

[paper shell]

How can i make 1 thousand dollars in a week

[cyan burrow]

i forgot i was in general💔

[sage tusk]

get a j o b

[rose night]

scamming

[paper shell]

Jobs pay 800 a month

[sage tusk]

get a better job perhaps

[paper shell]

am i supposed to be a neurosurgeon

[sage tusk]

you could cheat in kovaaks and then become a coach

[peak estuary]

work in oil

[gilded palm]

changing to a new much lighter mouse feels so weird

[peak estuary]

or mining

[paper shell]

which kind

[humble goblet]

Mining good

[paper shell]

I’d rather scam

[rose night]

or trapping

[humble goblet]

Why

[rough pumice]

@shimmy

[rose night]

or

or

work in a state with high min wage

2 40 hour work weeks

and u make 1k

[paper shell]

Ooooh

why didn’t i think of that

[rose night]

cal min wage is like

18

[paper shell]

Our min wage is 5 dollars

lmk

[humble goblet]

Sweden minimum wage is 0

[rose night]

wtf

thats lower than japan

japan min wage is like 7-8 usd apparently

[rough pumice]

why are we talking about job

[humble goblet]

Get one

[paper shell]

god bless orban viktor

[rough pumice]

no

[humble goblet]

https://tenor.com/view/big-money-orbán-viktor-big-money-orbán-orbán-viktor-big-money-orbán-gif-16004888846035890788

[agile lily]

Job is nice

Not feeling useless is very good

[humble goblet]

Job = moneys

[agile lily]

[proud python]

yo

[humble goblet]

Moneys = good

[proud python]

frr

[humble goblet]

yo

[agile lily]

yo

[rose night]

being a neet sounds like hell ngl

id imagine its a vicious cycle too

[sour totem]

Aren't you one?

[rose night]

how would i be a neet

[agile lily]

😬

[paper shell]

in america they get kicked out at 18 how could anyone neet

[rose night]

nah ppl dont get kicked out at 18

well some ppl prob do

but like thats kinda evil to do

[paper shell]

yall literally created that culture

its not normal anywhere else

[sour totem]

It's not that normal here either tbf

[full heart]

what r u talking about

it feels so niceeeeeee

and my scores went up by like 40%

instantly

[gilded palm]

it feels weird

[west remnant]

that was maybe true like 20 years ago
now with the economy most families dont kick their kids out
their kids move out on their own either for college/uni (diff states or too far to commute) or they wanna move in with friends or don't want to live under parental rules bc they're 18 and legal adults

[gilded palm]

i went from a 99 gram mouse give some due to the battery to like a 39 or so gram mouse

[full heart]

No i seen so many of my friends or just kids in general get kicked out instantly as soon as they are 18

[west remnant]

it's not common here in the us anymore
i never said it doesn't happen anymore tho lol

[paper shell]

thats what i hear of too

[full heart]

It is common

[paper shell]

yall just LOOOVE paying rent

[full heart]

most parents that don't truly love their kids or ones with a lot of kids just instantly kick them out

and thats just like generally true

for america

[sour totem]

Sigh

[full heart]

I mean for other countries ive never heard of such things

[paper shell]

europe u can live with yo parents until 32 nobody give af lmao

[full heart]

and its looked down upon to kick your kids out at 18 unless they want to move out on their own

[full heart]

fr

[sour totem]

Eden I don't even know if this is worth it

[rose night]

wait did u deadass think i was a neet

[sour totem]

I know you're typing smth but like

I genuinely don't know if it's worth it

[full heart]

Say that you got kicked out of the house at 18 in Europe and they will hit you back with "Do your parents not love you?"

[gilded palm]

my mouses software only working if connected to asia via a vpn is so annoying

[full heart]

what mouse

Eden gave up

lol

[round belfry]

dawg it is not common at all

[west remnant]

i hate paying rent lol

[round belfry]

like 1:100

[gilded palm]

mchose L7 pro

[compact whale]

Legit just did this

[full heart]

30:100

[rose night]

i never heard of this happening

like at all

[sour totem]

I swear to god

blob are you american

[round belfry]

me when i lie for no reason

[paper shell]

i love my 2400 a month 1 bedroom studio apartment and my 600 dollar monthly car payments

[full heart]

mhm

[gilded palm]

people who love paying rent are psychopaths and should never see the light of day again

[sour totem]

Then you live in a fucked up plcae

[full heart]

ok lower but not 1:100

[sour totem]

get out of there

[humble goblet]

I love getting my paycheck from my employer and paying rent to my employer that owns the apartment

[sour totem]

Shit ass spot

[round belfry]

dawg it’s not even 5%

[sour totem]

Not normal happenings

[full heart]

IT FOR SURE IS ABOVE 5

%

[round belfry]

???

[sour totem]

???

[agile lily]

Are they flirting?

[sour totem]

Can we flirt

[round belfry]

fuck you drew

[compact whale]

Just paid rent and bought my golf round for Sunday

[sour totem]

🥺

[round belfry]

get on overwatch

[agile lily]

No i have a wife u heathen

[round belfry]

@agile lily play 5v5 18 hours from now ???

[sour totem]

She can watch

[round belfry]

can you

[paper shell]

Jus got approved for a hellcat. 0 down. 799 a month. 485 months

[full heart]

gg i lost i googled it and it said 1:100

[clear trench]

Goddamn this edit goes hard

[round belfry]

97% interest

[full heart]

the numbe he pulled out was correct

🙁

[round belfry]

who

[sour totem]

congrats

[agile lily]

Idk i was a hitscan main back in the day + im rusty

[round belfry]

oh

[agile lily]

[full heart]

1:100 is correct

[round belfry]

i see

[west remnant]

lol fr
unless its like
a 18 yr fresh out living in their parents' house and they like the freedom that comes with it bc of naivety

[round belfry]

Yes bro i’ve met 0 people get kicked out

[full heart]

ive met 4

[gritty bluff]

yo guys i'm iron elo in how many years ill get master?

[round belfry]

do you live in like

[full heart]

2 months

[gilded palm]

can love the freedom and still hate the price for said freedom

[round belfry]

detroit

[full heart]

yeah

[gritty bluff]

cap

[paper shell]

ok maybe not 18 is the avg but yall definitely frown upon a 20 or 22 year old living w parents which is abnormal imo

in todays economy?

[crisp forge]

https://tenor.com/view/great-reset-klaus-schwab-nwo-gif-19685746

[round belfry]

20 is wild

[sour totem]

Eh

[round belfry]

mabye post college

[sour totem]

Yeah I 'd say so

more so 22 than 20

[round belfry]

so like 22+ but not 20-22

[west remnant]

no we dont lol
i know plenty of 22yr olds living with their parents
actually most of my friends from cali are doing so atm

[sour totem]

^

[rose night]

rent be alot

[west remnant]

and my 22 yr old sister is still with my adoptive family atm as well

[humble goblet]

My sister is almost 26 living at my dads place still

[west remnant]

as is my 19 yr old sister

[sour totem]

I think atp in times it's less of a frown and more of

[rose night]

ngl as long as ur not a bum i dont see an issue

[gilded palm]

hey id live with my father still if he had the space, too expensive being an adult living alone

[sour totem]

"damn shit is ROUGH out here"

[crisp forge]

crazy

[west remnant]

exactly, especially in states like california and most east coast states

[sour totem]

I will say a good few years back I'd definitely go "You're 25 living with your parents still? wtf" but I would also be a child with no knowledge LMAO

[sour totem]

DUDE

[humble goblet]

Yeah she's working full time and the housing situation where I live is uhhh, it's difficult to find places to rent or buy

[sour totem]

I CAN"T DO SHITTTTT

[paper shell]

trump got yall fucked up but ay at least yall bombed some country again lmk 👀

[round belfry]

#newyork

[sour totem]

I AM ANNOYED

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[full heart]

L profile picture

[west remnant]

my brother who just turned 22 moved out just a few weeks before i moved in with drew

[round belfry]

legit gotta get a roommate for it to even be a question

[sour totem]

a roommate?

bro i gotta get at least 2

[round belfry]

yeah

[west remnant]

when i moved out at 19, i had a roommate and we still couldnt pay rent in cali 💀

[sour totem]

Like it's fucked

[round belfry]

It’s so cooked

[sour totem]

I miss the good old days

[round belfry]

are you ny ?

[sour totem]

where roommate = gay?

[crisp forge]

pray i can one day be the one collecting rent and not paying it

[round belfry]

landlords are evil

[paper shell]

ever heard of shitcoins dumbass?

get on it

[round belfry]

legit evil

[sour totem]

Dude dude

[agile lily]

Slumlord

[sour totem]

sakyoia

[round belfry]

yes

[crisp forge]

id raise the rent on all single mothers

[sour totem]

the only reason I can afford a house right

Is cause of a fucking settlement

[round belfry]

gg

[sour totem]

LIFE CHANGING ISSUE IS THE ONLY REASON I CAN GET A FUCKING HOUSE

[west remnant]

i hope one day drew and i own a couple small houses or one with a in-law suite and rent the rooms out really afforably for college students bc dorms and apartments cost so much

[round belfry]

I’m so cooked bro

Never moving out.

[paper shell]

dude slipped on the floor in mcdonalds n got a house

[agile lily]

No we’re not renting out rooms to college students u crazy

[round belfry]

“life changing” bro

[paper shell]

he hurt his knee

[west remnant]

fine, young professionals

[crisp forge]

id never rent out to college students they gonna trash that place

[round belfry]

ok

[west remnant]

it would be christian college students lol

[round belfry]

Sue evil corporations

W jade

[paper shell]

Always

[crisp forge]

the christians are the worst ones

[paper shell]

Refund that amazon package that clearly arrived. Go ahead. Your rent isnt gonna pay itself. Dont do this this is illegal

[crisp forge]

yk what they get up to behind closed doors like

[sour totem]

My parents also had a life changing settlement come through recently from a car crash

[crisp forge]

hell nah

[sour totem]

lowkey maybe my family just finds fortune in misfortune? 🤔

[west remnant]

not really lol
it really depends on certain things lol

[agile lily]

Fortune negative 1,000

Company

🔥

[crisp forge]

https://tenor.com/view/we-all-lowkey-estonia-estonian-28-man-from-estonia-gif-5062363983510406323

[sour totem]

Like I'm joking about it but now I'm actually thinking bout it bro

[paper shell]

https://tenor.com/view/speed-ishowspeed-speed-stream-ishowspeed-stream-speed-nod-gif-1082323842437565509

[west remnant]

anyways
it would be nice to rent out affordable rooms in the future to people my current age bc it's hell trying to find something reasonable in this economy and it prolly will never get better

[sour totem]

If only most people had this mentality!

[crisp forge]

most ppl do

[round belfry]

capitalism does not allow this…

[sour totem]

Lowkey that is not true

[round belfry]

Reform now.

[west remnant]

if they're small landlords they actually do! its corporations that dont

[sour totem]

My previous landlord was the goat

I was like

[crisp forge]

nah i need money

[round belfry]

small landlords get outcompeted from large corporations a lot of the time

[sour totem]

3 or 4 months behind rent

[round belfry]

it’s so sad….

[sour totem]

Dude didn't even care

asked what was going on

😔

I loved that guy

Nice old gentleman

[west remnant]

almost every single house i see that is for rent and is owned by a small landlord they rent it out for like 2-3k for the whole place
and theyre twice as big as corporate apartments

[crisp forge]

if youre 3-4 months behind rent if i can legally kick you out i will

[round belfry]

where are you finding these places bro

[west remnant]

florida

[round belfry]

dawg who lives in florida

[crisp forge]

idc man im running a business like

[west remnant]

in the richer areas bc they own like 2 houses anyways LOL

[west remnant]

not me anymore

florida is actually a nice place to be at
in the suburbs and small towns

[round belfry]

come nebraska #nbproudpatriot

[sour totem]

tbf I was really lucky my landlord was a decent human and had other properties to rely on

and I'd been a pretty good resident outside of that lil bit of time

Just got shafted by life

[crisp forge]

if you miss 3-4 months of loan payments theres gonna be an issue here

[sour totem]

I gave what I could to help chip off the total

[crisp forge]

way more

be glad its rent and not a loan

[west remnant]

thats different tho
most landlords will do this if theres no communication or the tenant is trying to use the landlord for free housing

[crisp forge]

if i was a bank and you missed 3-4 payments im taking everything you own

[brisk fossil]

My landlord was a G, he let me do landscaping work on his properties in place of rent when I lost my job

[crisp forge]

i think the cutoff deadass is 3

[sour totem]

so he

I mean

[humble goblet]

My landlord is my employer

[sour totem]

shit if it works it works

barter economy

[west remnant]

ive been seeing a lot of people start going back to bartering XD

[brisk fossil]

Most land lords would have told me tough shit

[west remnant]

service for service

[round belfry]

bro we acting like the fork doesn’t clear your ass

[sour totem]

You're not wrong but my brain was like "so he gave you a job but not a job?"

[round belfry]

the fork and chopstick

[sour totem]

That seems like job with extra steps

But then I realized shi don't matter it worked

[indigo cairn]

infinite money glitch

[sour totem]

Cause we can't actually afford shit bro

[west remnant]

yeah ik

[brisk fossil]

Forks are a savage utensil second only to the knife

[round belfry]

Thoughts on the chopsticks

[sour totem]

Lowkey there's too many types of utensils

[round belfry]

knife fork spoon chopstick

wtf else is there

[crisp forge]

but fr though like most landlords are chill

[round belfry]

spoon fork ???

those aren’t real

[sour totem]

there's like 10 variations of each of those bro

[west remnant]

i miss florida bc i had a solid dog sitting gig and trying to get neighbors here to hire me is impossible now

[brisk fossil]

Dont even get me started

[humble goblet]

I pay my employer back a quarter of my paycheck each month

[west remnant]

no one can afford my prices
even if i lower them

[round belfry]

spork top 1 worst human creation

[swift halo]

we lost the plot at utensils for specific foods like "cheese knifes" and "salad forks"

[round belfry]

cheese knife is a knife and a salad fork is a fork

[crisp forge]

same except i work for the government

[round belfry]

no one be calling them those names

[swift halo]

nah the cheese knife has a little hook on the end

so u know its for cheese ig

[round belfry]

who needs a specific knife for cheese

[sour totem]

I feel like eden knows a lot about utensils

[nimble coral]

iz genial

[round belfry]

Knife is knife

[west remnant]

cheese knives are specialized for various cheeses
theyre not the standard knife

[sour totem]

Don't ask me why I think that

[nimble coral]

geniusus

[west remnant]

i do!

[sour totem]

I knew it

[round belfry]

No.

[crisp forge]

we needa abolish taxes bru

[west remnant]

unironically i do XD

[sour totem]

I knew it

[round belfry]

it’s literally just a spoon

[sour totem]

I knew it bro

[west remnant]

or ironically

not sure which it is

[round belfry]

abolish money

[full frost]

which scenarios are good for improving gridshot?

[sour totem]

Ironically

[nimble coral]

Do you want to cuddle in bed

[swift halo]

i know theyre different i just think past fork knife and spoon we got a little out of hand

[west remnant]

anyways i know about a lot of stuff

[crisp forge]

how else will i buy shit

[sour totem]

The only reason I said that is cause I went

[nimble coral]

Eat ice cream with a spork.

[round belfry]

Turns away slowly…. I guess…

[crisp forge]

w gold?

[compact whale]

4rk knows a lot about forks

[humble goblet]

Yeah let's go back to the stone age

[sour totem]

"the person who knows about ouji fashion surely knows fucking utensils"

[crisp forge]

actually

[nimble coral]

runs away

[west remnant]

i used to work at a wedding venue so i learned about a lot of place settings and whatnot

[crisp forge]

if we had oil or gold backed economy

thatd be dope

id be down

[west remnant]

and i was also in jrotc, so i had to learn how to waltz and use said place settings as well XD

[sour totem]

waltz?

[round belfry]

Or if we had no concept of money and we were all provided what we need to fulfill our needs and desires

[sour totem]

that's fancy word for dance yes?

[west remnant]

its a type of dance yes

[peak estuary]

type of dance

[west remnant]

its european

[sour totem]

Why are you learning that in jrotc

?

[round belfry]

piece of music in 3/4

[west remnant]

uhhh mainly french

[crisp forge]

my desire is a house in south france w a yacht and ferrari collection

[west remnant]

bc we had our own military ball

[crisp forge]

can you provide that for me

[nimble coral]

Arise; laziness

[west remnant]

so waltzs were done by the royal court

[round belfry]

No no no….

[peak estuary]

too late

[nimble coral]

yes

[sour totem]

This feels so unamerican I don't trust it

[round belfry]

Do you aimtrain like your life is on the line.

[nimble coral]

yes

[round belfry]

wait me too

[brisk fossil]

A spoon should never lay with a fork. It's an abomination. Their offspring is the spork, a living monument of unnatural lust and utensil impurity

[west remnant]

and one of my senior cadets taught me bc he was delulu enough to think people actually liked me enough to vote me as one of the princesses XD

[round belfry]

@nimble coral thoughts ?

[sour totem]

Yeah again this is sounding too unamerican for me

I don't like it

[round belfry]

thoughts on the three tined fork

[crisp forge]

ya i wish i was born in the 40s man

[round belfry]

?

[sour totem]

I never knew about jrotc

my late cousin was in it

[brisk fossil]

Birth defect

[nimble coral]

He da spoonman!!!

[west remnant]

its actually fairly american since it was brought here by the brits and other europeans and it was common in richer socieity (and still is) to learn waltzs

[round belfry]

thoughts on the ladle

?

[sour totem]

nah like

[full frost]

damn 1600 actually saturates the 2khz poll rate??

i can get up to 3k

[sour totem]

How do I word this

Listen if someone told me they wanted to waltz I would be pulling a sword out of my inventory

[west remnant]

we even have comps around waltzs and other european dances too here

[full heart]

guys im hardstuck

KovaaKsBouncingSilverBinding

[crisp forge]

the concept of having no money baffles me bcs like

[brisk fossil]

Ah yes, my ancestors. I cherish them dearly and follow in their teachings

[full heart]

Like im rly trying to get gold complete

and today i got all of them but static

[crisp forge]

some ppl inherently want rly expensive shit

[nimble coral]

no you are not

[full heart]

and idk what to do about static

[sour totem]

like it just feels untrustworthy and I cannot for the life of me word why

[round belfry]

ladle lowkey goated

[full heart]

its so cancerous

[west remnant]

thats very unamerican, where's your gun?

[crisp forge]

unfortunately not everyone can own a mansion

[peak estuary]

no

[sour totem]

I was thinking about the like

[nimble coral]

modern brain: wow price = wow quality

[sour totem]

scandavian sword gifting thing

so swords were on my mind

and you should know americans fight with whatever the fuck they can

[nimble coral]

scam

[round belfry]

@nimble coral grok is this real

[peak estuary]

@nimble coral grok is this real

[crisp forge]

okay but is owning a mansion not a dream a lot of ppl have lol

[brisk fossil]

This is true, especially in florida

[peak estuary]

not a mcmansion

[nimble coral]

scam

[west remnant]

im well aware, but i was making a joke on how waltzing isnt american so neither are swords XD

[peak estuary]

a normal one maybe

[crisp forge]

a yacht too

[sour totem]

Okay but like why did waltzing come over

and not sword gifting????

I WANT SWORDS BRO

[west remnant]

it did!

[crisp forge]

and expensive cars

[sour totem]

I WANNA GIVE SOMEONE A SWORD

[supple pier]

Waltz mentioned

[sour totem]

LIKE FUCK

[humble goblet]

Give me

[west remnant]

You can

[round belfry]

give someone a gun bro

[sour totem]

I can? 🥺

[fiery flume]

I have a sword

[sour totem]

How

What is the prodedure

[elfin mulch]

i use it on you

[sour totem]

what is the tradition

I need to know

[round belfry]

fuck you

[sour totem]

Give me the rules

and details

[humble goblet]

Whip it out

[elfin mulch]

get shot

[west remnant]

It's just less common, especially because swords are expensive and have regulations around them in each state

[elfin mulch]

like litterally

[round belfry]

@elfin mulch can you play overwatch tomorrow

[nimble coral]

erm first of all that’s not how you spell scandinavian second of all I have never heard of that as a swede

[fiery flume]

it’s the moonveil from elden ring

[crisp forge]

like there will always be more demand for those things than there is supply

[fiery flume]

do you wanna see

[elfin mulch]

im not home this weekend boss…

[humble goblet]

Yesss

[elfin mulch]

plz dont murder my family

[sour totem]

It's somewhere round there man

[elfin mulch]

[west remnant]

But you absolutely can gift swords for things like birthdays, weddings, special occasions, etc

[crisp forge]

money just acts as a barrier to that limited supply

[round belfry]

you literally are a bum wtf are you doing

[brisk fossil]

I mean if you want american swords theres cavalry sabers and the Bowie knife which is basically a sword

[west remnant]

just gotta check your state's rules on swords

[crisp forge]

high demand low supply means high prices

[peak estuary]

knife

[sour totem]

I already have like

5 swords

I think we're chilling

[elfin mulch]

visiting grandma

[peak estuary]

get a zweihander

[round belfry]

bro this @crisp forge is actually just talking to his demons

for the past 20 minutes

[crisp forge]

ta

[brisk fossil]

get a montante

[crisp forge]

ya

[west remnant]

i want @agile lily to give me a sword for our anniversary

[sour totem]

Well then again some came from ny I think so we might be not chilling but shi we chilling anyways

[nimble coral]

somewhere round the globe

[sour totem]

what they don't know won't hurt them

[crisp forge]

in schizophrenic bru like deadahh

[west remnant]

honestly most sword rules are more so about wielding them, rather than owning them

[sour totem]

google ai

[round belfry]

bro i want a spear

[peak estuary]

cant own anything fun in canada

[west remnant]

so you really just have to be careful when it comes to transport and gifting

[round belfry]

i want someone to gift me a spear

[nimble coral]

Do you want some candy?

[sour totem]

somewhere round dere

[sour totem]

I see

[crisp forge]

you can own an sks

ig

[round belfry]

come ny you french canadian

it’s close bro

[nimble coral]

(ancient)

[crisp forge]

ny you can own even less bro

😭

[round belfry]

me when i lie

i’m in ny

[sour totem]

I never said it was fucking recent bro

[peak estuary]

fairly certain you can own more

[brisk fossil]

The problem in a lot of countries isnt laws against owning them, but buying them because the quality manufacturers exists sparsely arounf the globe and you have to import

[nimble coral]

That’s some cool shit tho

[west remnant]

nebraska right? you can own one

[peak estuary]

cant even own a practice butterfly knife here

[brisk fossil]

Thats where it gets fucked

[gloomy lark]

i have to go to church

No

I want to

[round belfry]

new york LOL

i was larping

[fiery flume]

@humble goblet

[sour totem]

Okay but do we have any sort of tradition or rules about em

[round belfry]

sorry

[west remnant]

ahhh

[gloomy lark]

Praise the LAWD

[fiery flume]

I’ll get a photo of the actual sword

[west remnant]

idk about ny then

[peak estuary]

too blue

[crisp forge]

its like deadass impossible to get a handgun in ny

[humble goblet]

Aura

[fiery flume]

too yellow

[round belfry]

you can own gun here

[nimble coral]

Is that your dild

[round belfry]

i’m sure sword time

[sour totem]

I think a couple of my swords came from NY so uh

[round belfry]

fine

[fiery flume]

yeah

[sour totem]

yeah

[nimble coral]

oh

small

[west remnant]

owning a spear is legal but carrying it in public is restricted

[crisp forge]

you need like 12 ppl to vouch for you or smth stupid

[west remnant]

in ny

[sour totem]

Eden

[fiery flume]

I’m still training

[sour totem]

Would you train in cold weapon combat?

[round belfry]

why are you lowkey just making shit up

[nimble coral]

I believe in you! You got this!

[fiery flume]

@humble goblet

[crisp forge]

i mean i heard that from someone who lives in ny lol

[west remnant]

probably if given the opportunity

[sour totem]

Have you ever used a bow

[west remnant]

But i would have to look into ones that work for me

yes

[round belfry]

think that’s for a carrying license you don’t need anything to buy one

[west remnant]

i have, archery is quite fun

[round belfry]

just background check or something

[sour totem]

archery is omega fun

Ugh

[spiral vigil]

should’ve copped a blackfyre replicate instead of this weak shit

[humble goblet]

https://tenor.com/view/come-at-me-bro-bro-boy-sword-swing-gif-17606322

[spiral vigil]

-1

[west remnant]

but i am a bit blind so i am not very confident in my abilities anymore XD

[crisp forge]

sorry you need 4 ppl

[peak estuary]

spear hunting boars how it was intended

[crisp forge]

to vouch for you

not 12

[nimble coral]

You are definitely fat as hell

[brisk fossil]

I was friends with Europeans into balisong knives, and they were basically rolling the dice when they ordered from international retailers. Because sometimes customs would just yoink them even if they were trainers without a sharp blade

[round belfry]

you know those videos of the anime characters drawn as fat versions of themselves

[fiery flume]

should’ve not applied for a rank

[round belfry]

that’s lowkey these two guys

[sour totem]

I'm rusty asf cause i haven't practiced in a while sadly

[west remnant]

I used to be the guidon for jrotc as well, granted that wasn't actual spearmanship

[jagged breach]

this is awesome

[nimble coral]

https://giphy.com/gifs/simpsons-tron-homersimpson-3o7WTxWHqKTg7BaInu

[sour totem]

But I used to be really solid at it

[west remnant]

same, its been a really long time since i even touched a bow XD

[humble goblet]

Archery looks fun

[crisp forge]

thats still insane like

yes lets make it harder for regular citizens to protect themselves

😭

[humble goblet]

My mother practiced archery when she was young

[round belfry]

dawg

tell me one instance where you needed a gun to protect yourself

[sour totem]

Last week

[round belfry]

I know damn well you don’t go outside

[spiral vigil]

but i’m not

[peak estuary]

when they made my wrong order at mcdonalds drive through

[spiral vigil]

but i did and now i have the rank

[crisp forge]

fr

[round belfry]

mabye you’re right

[nimble coral]

It’s okay

[spiral vigil]

would’ve been better off with the blackfyre replicate

[west remnant]

it's very fun

[spiral vigil]

thanks

[crisp forge]

thankfully i dont live in a shithole but in nyc and chicago ya id probably be a bit worried

[sour totem]

archery and marksmanship are really fun to get into

[west remnant]

i've also done axe throwing and also knife throwing which is also really fun to do

[peak estuary]

if you live in any urban center its a shithole

[sour totem]

also getting into axe and knife throwing

[crisp forge]

thank god i dont

[sour totem]

stealing my lines

[west remnant]

and i tried to get into marksmanship in jrotc as well

[crisp forge]

bless up

[sour totem]

I have a setup in my backyard for axe and knife throwing

very fun

[nimble coral]

Nah you should have gotten the black dragon mega night killer silent wing edition

[west remnant]

but i kept missing ONE single question on the test so they never let me

[spiral vigil]

true

[round belfry]

bro lowkey the blue fire dragon scale silent trim is nicer

[humble goblet]

Is marksmanship guns

[west remnant]

yes

for jrotc, it's air rifles

[humble goblet]

I'd like to get into that

[round belfry]

wtf is a jrotc

[fiery flume]

it’s so damn long

[west remnant]

for everyone else, its usually real guns

[round belfry]

this legit you

[sour totem]

junior reserve officer training corps aopparently

[crisp forge]

junior reserve office training corp i think

[west remnant]

Junior Reserve Officer Training Corps

[sour totem]

It's a highschool thing

[idle fjord]

People still fall for the J/ROTC scam?

[west remnant]

think of it as Boys or Girls Scouts but military

[round belfry]

why do it

[idle fjord]

Fast track getting bullied if you do enlist

[west remnant]

it was fun

[crisp forge]

truke

[nimble coral]

oh shit my bad bro but have you seen that other one called the lizard mountain giant god rainbow black

[crisp forge]

tbf if you enlist in general you getting bullied

[round belfry]

@fiery flume you on this shit ??

[crisp forge]

no matter what

[idle fjord]

I've yet to meet a person who did ROTC and enlisted that didn't get shit on for doing it

[idle fjord]

Fair

[humble goblet]

What is rotc

[idle fjord]

Tampio it was just explained babe

[crisp forge]

reserve officer training corps

[sour totem]

The same thing as jrotc without the j bro

[nimble coral]

rapping on the clock

[crisp forge]

fr

[nimble coral]

racing on the clock

[west remnant]

easy pe credits, lots of extracurricular activities, leadership opportunities, etc
jrotc at my school also allowed for recommendations to military schools like West Point

[round belfry]

Replace the r with another word. and all will fall in place.

[idle fjord]

Was it? For me PE was a semester, ROTC was a year long class

[round belfry]

Amen.

[humble goblet]

Chat moving too fast my r worded ass brain can't keep up

[west remnant]

J is for High School
no J is for college and you actually have to enlist

[idle fjord]

Plus you had to do extra outside of school

[nimble coral]

retail

[sour totem]

no

[west remnant]

same for us, but it counted towards pe credits

[round belfry]

bro don’t got eyes

[crisp forge]

west point accepts like anyone nowadays

[round belfry]

use some irons like a real man

[west remnant]

we had 2 days of work out unless you were in certain teams

[idle fjord]

Yeah we only had one PE credit

[spiral vigil]

im gay

[round belfry]

and fat

[sour totem]

real americans have a wall full @fiery flume

[peak estuary]

atf coming to your door pal

[spiral vigil]

more on the gayer side

[west remnant]

we had 2 years of pe req and i did rotc for 4 to get extra credits

[idle fjord]

Tough

[crisp forge]

most of the mil schools lost their prestige and are desperate to get anyone to go there

[nimble coral]

damn

[round belfry]

why’d you buy that fanless fan everyone sees at bestbuy but never buys

[crisp forge]

2 years is insane

[spiral vigil]

im gay and fat and hypergamous

[idle fjord]

Citadel!

[crisp forge]

i had 1

[west remnant]

yeah but i still didnt make it in LOL

[sour totem]

You know what's weird, I used to hate PE as a child but I love working out as an adult

[crisp forge]

dont know what that is

[nimble coral]

and gold

[sour totem]

I don't get how that makes sense icl

[crisp forge]

they were sending me postcards like

😭

[west remnant]

granted it was 5 years ago when i was a senior

[spiral vigil]

you forgetting a word 👀👀👀👀

[round belfry]

thought most schools required pe every year of hs??

[crisp forge]

same w university of chicago

[nimble coral]

incomplete

[humble goblet]

Why do you own this

[crisp forge]

but uhhh im not living in chicago fuck no

[west remnant]

they like well rounded students, so if you were fairly good as a student they would wanna recruit you

[fiery flume]

to cool down my the room

[spiral vigil]

Ok

[round belfry]

uchicago falloff needs to be studied

[spiral vigil]

youre gonna be flayed lmao

[fiery flume]

they look neat

[crisp forge]

nah its still a good school if you doing econ

one of the best

[humble goblet]

Is it like a prop or airsoft

[peak estuary]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1246641790304653403/1291936993353138218/caption.gif

[west remnant]

most, but i was in cali for school so it was 2 yrs in my district
plus most students were in sports anyways

[fiery flume]

airsoft

pretty much

[idle fjord]

Another military school, though most go into reserves with few going to become officers

[nimble coral]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/899764364498837504/936663366859100210/image0.gif

[crisp forge]

but you gotta hope you not gonna get slimed out by king vons ghost

its the same w john hopkins

[west remnant]

if you werent in sports or pe, you were in dance, rotc, or marching band

[crisp forge]

great school shitty area

[west remnant]

so everyone got 2+ years of credits anyways

[idle fjord]

SE US public school, if it wasn't football they didn't care and wanted you to graduate as easily as possible and get you out

They changed my HS grading scale so much you had to actively try to get below a C

[crisp forge]

dude john hopkins might actually be in the worst fucking area possible LOL

idk if yall ever been there but

[round belfry]

all public schools in my area require a half credit of pe every single year

[crisp forge]

its so bad

[round belfry]

hs a joke bro

grade inflation

[west remnant]

my hs got weird immediately after i graduated

[fiery flume]

NO NO NO NO NO

[west remnant]

well

more weird

they tried to break contracts and put students in danger

[crisp forge]

some girl i knew who went to hopkins deadass had a fucking brick thrown at her head

and had to go to the hospital

[west remnant]

and if you werent football, you didnt get much if any funding

[atomic nebula]

damn

[west remnant]

wild

[crisp forge]

like when i say baltimore isnt that much of a shithole im not talking abt that area

[idle fjord]

Hence why I emphasized SE, my state was ranked one of the lowest for education

[crisp forge]

that area is just like nah

[idle fjord]

Rn they're 38th, when I graduated we were around 47th

[round belfry]

wtf is an SE

[idle fjord]

Look at a compass

Cardinal direction

[round belfry]

dawg

[crisp forge]

midwest?

[round belfry]

south east can be so many

states

[crisp forge]

wait no dont you live in like

ohio

[idle fjord]

It's all pretty awful

[crisp forge]

or smth

[peak estuary]

ohio skibidi

[west remnant]

mine was cali, which is 29...

[crisp forge]

only in ohio 💀

[idle fjord]

Most of the Bible belt is a hell scape ngl

[peak estuary]

those who know 💀

[crisp forge]

theres no fixing cali residents

[west remnant]

there really isnt

[nimble coral]

suckin ears

[crisp forge]

the fact its not dead last is a miracle

[fiery flume]

what is chat talking about today

[humble goblet]

The US

[idle fjord]

After moving to the West Coast, I'm surprised it's so high

[fiery flume]

oh

[round belfry]

gg newyork cooked as well

[west remnant]

you fall on two sides of the scale
normal person
or cali resident
and most are cali residents

[nimble coral]

america the greatest nation of earth

[round belfry]

*china

[atomic nebula]

israel**

[fiery flume]

I’ll just stay in my little corner

[nimble coral]

me* but ok

[peak estuary]

united states of israel ✊

[fiery flume]

https://tenor.com/view/australia-gameplay-australia-gameplay-australia-be-like-gif-25947600

[crisp forge]

istg once you entire the west coast the average iq drops by like 40 points

[west remnant]

i thought it was higher, but i think i was just delulu bc i ended up learning way more than my peers anyways 💀

[round belfry]

are you a country? because i wanna be inside you .

[west remnant]

if it was higher both my sisters would have stayed at the same school for 4 yrs instead of going to a second school to fix their grades

[idle fjord]

Idk

[nimble coral]

I'm a nation to be feared.

[idle fjord]

It's a different kind of stupid

Different flavor I should say

[crisp forge]

virginia just the goat state

[idle fjord]

Lmao

[humble goblet]

Virgin

ia

[idle fjord]

"Virginia"

[round belfry]

bro just said Virginia

[crisp forge]

virginia respect button ———————->

[idle fjord]

GTFO

[crisp forge]

whats so bad abt it

[west remnant]

apparently the best states for education are Massachusetts and florida

[atomic nebula]

the name

[peak estuary]

florida

[round belfry]

florida no way

[peak estuary]

thats funny

[nimble coral]

Arkansas kansas

[round belfry]

florida is awful

[atomic nebula]

i wanna live in arizona

[round belfry]

the education there is actually bad

[crisp forge]

nova sounds sick as hell though

[peak estuary]

no you dont

[west remnant]

mhm, overall education ranks it at #1 for the most part

[peak estuary]

arizona is horrible

[idle fjord]

I have melanin

💀

[round belfry]

this scale is wrong

[nimble coral]

I been there and saw crocodiles and fatties

[atomic nebula]

texas for texas2k

[round belfry]

massachusetts is right

[unreal folio]

Saakuya

[crisp forge]

they not racist in nova maybe the south but

[west remnant]

but massachuessets is #1 for k-12 education

[round belfry]

not florida

[idle fjord]

I've never got treated worse than in Virginia

[peak estuary]

peak of americaa pal

[crisp forge]

where

in va

[round belfry]

hey

[crisp forge]

if its south i can see it

[nimble coral]

Muricaaaaa

[crisp forge]

when i say va i mean nova

[atomic nebula]

js go to atlanta

[peak estuary]

im okay

[humble goblet]

I love america

[west remnant]

i wouldnt know, just going off google atm
i never studied in florida

[unreal folio]

I don't

[humble goblet]

Except for a little country called USA

[idle fjord]

Around Chesapeake

[nimble coral]

america?

[unreal folio]

Valid

[idle fjord]

I'm not gay enough

😭 😭

Plus I'm too light skinned

[nimble coral]

haha you are gay

[round belfry]

all of things i’m finding show florida at like place 30-50

[atomic nebula]

go to nyc

[idle fjord]

You so right

[crisp forge]

tf

tbf that place kinda back country ig

[nimble coral]

Cheesecake*

[idle fjord]

I don't remember exactly where

But around that area

[nimble coral]

in the cheese?

[humble goblet]

Around the cheesecake area

[peak estuary]

mmm cheesekcake

[nimble coral]

or the cake?

[idle fjord]

Y'all

[crisp forge]

im talm like around dc and the potomac

[round belfry]

how is swedish public school

[idle fjord]

Should I go to the cheese factory this weekend

[crisp forge]

those places chill

[round belfry]

Hej

[humble goblet]

Tja

[round belfry]

bro if i learn Hej is a real word

Like

[crisp forge]

expensive as hell though

[round belfry]

sweden is not real.

[idle fjord]

It's a 2 hour drive

[peak estuary]

hej

[atomic nebula]

hej

[nimble coral]

in 3rd grade it was awesome! Chairs were being thrown on the daily

[humble goblet]

True

[west remnant]

everything im finding states overall education is #1, but k-12 is lower, around 22 and below

[idle fjord]

There to the cheese factory and another 2 back

[atomic nebula]

hallo guten tag

[hard stump]

halloj

[peak estuary]

hej knives

!rank

[west remnant]

for 2025-26

[idle fjord]

Florida is just a terrible place to live ngl

[humble goblet]

halloj halloj

[hard stump]

hey nijil

[idle fjord]

Fuck the education

[nimble coral]

Halloj

[crisp forge]

places in great falls are like

[west remnant]

i loved living in florida
just not going to the big cities

[crisp forge]

1 mil

[atomic nebula]

i wanna speak in a foreign language and no one has an idea of what im saying

[idle fjord]

It's propped up by wealthy dead people

[west remnant]

that's pre-k-12...

[round belfry]

public education

??

[hard stump]

make up your own nerd language twih

[west remnant]

i already said mass was #1 for pre-k-12 lol

[idle fjord]

First person I've heard say this

[nimble coral]

Hej means hey

[round belfry]

yes

[atomic nebula]

nah

[peak estuary]

hej

[crisp forge]

dude i would love a mansion in great falls though

[atomic nebula]

i speak 3

[west remnant]

overall education is far different than just one aspect of education

[atomic nebula]

4

[crisp forge]

nice as hell place

[idle fjord]

Tho a lot of people ik live in the pan handle

[round belfry]

idk why i see rankings high for higher education in florida

[crisp forge]

i know a bunch of ppl who live around there and potomac

[humble goblet]

Tjabba tjena hallå

[round belfry]

when there might be one good university

[peak estuary]

mots

[crisp forge]

and whenever i visit its like bro

[round belfry]

in florida

[nimble coral]

The teachers are mostly ass and don’t give a shit about shit pretty much

[peak estuary]

speaking fake language

[west remnant]

i lived in the suburbs so it was much more quiet and easier to kinda like
breathe

[round belfry]

damn bro gg

[nimble coral]

Hejsan

[peak estuary]

so the worst part 💔

[crisp forge]

like some of them have personal butlers and shit im CRYING

[round belfry]

does this mean “die please”

[west remnant]

it's the best for me

[atomic nebula]

yall should come to my school no homework since ive joined it

[nimble coral]

It means Hey

[peak estuary]

hej

[idle fjord]

Suburban living < country living

[west remnant]

i used to live in the LA area in cali and it was far too chaotic
and in florida, it can be just as bad in orlando
i hated going there

[crisp forge]

imagine being so rich you can hire ppl to work around your house

[hard stump]

how do i say you suck in swedish

[atomic nebula]

upper class>>>>

[idle fjord]

It's called having kids

[crisp forge]

like that is rich rich

[round belfry]

aren’t you french

[nimble coral]

du suger

[humble goblet]

Du suger

[peak estuary]

non

[crisp forge]

true

[hard stump]

yes

dont let him lie to you

he gaslit me for months

[idle fjord]

Children are a financial investment and the more you have the more you return

[round belfry]

french canadian

actually disgusting

[atomic nebula]

lmao

[west remnant]

literally XD
my family had one person to work at the house, which was a pool guy
everyone else working there were family 😭
me, my brother, and my stepdad

[idle fjord]

They reach working age and they'll take care of the younger generation and bring money in

[humble goblet]

Fr*nch "people"

[peak estuary]

childsupport is for gamblingh

[nimble coral]

All I know is that nihil is the goat

[peak estuary]

true

[round belfry]

me

?

[idle fjord]

Biggest scam there is

[nimble coral]

you the boat

[idle fjord]

You don't have to pay

[round belfry]

is that because i’m fat

[idle fjord]

And you can get away with it

Unless your judge cares

[nimble coral]

b stands for balls

[full frost]

mf dynamic beating my ass

[nimble coral]

balls of all time

[idle fjord]

I've seen some people skate by on paying cents every few months 💀

[round belfry]

you the soat

swede of all time