general

[idle kelp]

im joking

[regal nova]

I will put wait

[idle kelp]

im going sleep

[crisp forge]

updoots to the left guys rich ppl bad

[dim gale]

yo

[strong coyote]

wdym sens guide

[dim gale]

wdym youre leaving us with epstein's feet

[light pendant]

i think you are a little deluded if you think looks has much effect in court compared to money

[regal nova]

Now its good chat?

[strong coyote]

like per category ?

[idle kelp]

you guys enjoy that

[pulsar storm]

ye

[idle kelp]

have fun bro!

[crisp forge]

hasan piker respect button ————>

[pulsar storm]

im doing clicking rn

[regal nova]

See now

[crisp forge]

kaya please

[solemn lava]

im trying to eat man

[strong coyote]

just go to scores and check the top scores sens

[idle kelp]

kkkkk

[desert meadow]

clav is not rich or good looking enough for a dropped charge.

be realistic

[idle kelp]

not my type sorry.

[regal nova]

My feet? ❤️🤍

[pulsar storm]

they vary alot bro

[strong coyote]

viet am i your type

[solemn lava]

ur getting blocked so i dont have to see that shit twin

[desert meadow]

https://tenor.com/view/epstein-jefrey-jeffrey-epstein-webcamera-gif-13004817659900711115

[crisp forge]

youd be surprised

[idle kelp]

idk

[wanton thorn]

[nova trail]

Hi viet

[regal nova]

I stop

[strong coyote]

which scen

[strong coyote]

oh vdim

[desert meadow]

locked in

[crisp forge]

everything is genetics even aim

[rose night]

isnt he in debt

[desert meadow]

s-sens

[quick echo]

Please use this command in #commands

[solemn lava]

https://tenor.com/view/punch-hit-upper-cut-mafia-boss-to-the-rescue-gif-14984904

[crisp forge]

some ppl spend hundreds of hours

[rose night]

plus the guys like an idiot

[crisp forge]

and are only gold

or plat

[pulsar storm]

ye im left handed

[strong coyote]

aim is genetics in the same way learning in genetics

[crisp forge]

i remember when i started

[desert meadow]

not really

[crisp forge]

so many ppl

were 300 hours

[rose night]

yeah and if u keep thinking that way u wont improve

[regal nova]

aimmaxxing

[crisp forge]

and gold

[strong coyote]

iqpill

[desert meadow]

genetic cope is so played out

[regal nova]

feetpill

[solemn lava]

epstein knows about aim maxxing.

[desert meadow]

only few things have a hard genetic cope

cap

[pulsar storm]

some chinese kid on office mouse mogs all of us

[strong coyote]

some peole are just stupid and learn inefficiently

thats tje

genetic pill

[solemn lava]

if ur not ATLEAST astra ur not genetic capped

[crisp forge]

meanwhile some ppl be sub 100 gm

[solemn lava]

quit the cope twin

[regal nova]

Yes

[crisp forge]

they didnt work for gm they were born into the rank

[desert meadow]

you can fix reaction time with a healthier life style

[pulsar storm]

someone wanna analyse me

rqa

[light pendant]

these people often have tons of time in fps games

[pulsar storm]

in a call

[solemn lava]

how are we jealous of people hitting dots better

[light pendant]

not very surprising

doesnt mean they have better genes

[crisp forge]

i do too and i started unranked

[solemn lava]

work on urself stop comparing urself to others

[crisp forge]

its deadass genetics

[brisk fossil]

YES FOR INSTANCE AIMING

[rose night]

boutta take the aiming blackpill

[solemn lava]

i started sub bronze now im the goat

lock in

[light pendant]

anecdotal but i know a guy who has tons of time in ow and got masters within 100

i started iron and i have like 600h now

[regal nova]

Sorry twin🤍for my feets i was freaky ahhh

[pulsar storm]

so

[dim gale]

iq is definitely genetics

[pulsar storm]

r u gonna tell me what sens to use

[desert meadow]

not even close

[smoky beacon]

im new, what channel is good to get me started

[solemn lava]

its okay epstein

[crisp forge]

and what rank are you

[solemn lava]

just use 32-52 and call it a day

[pulsar storm]

tbf aim is genetics cs what if u got smth wrong with ur hand

im on 40 cm

[light pendant]

masters! just recently

[solemn lava]

if u fucked up ur hand that isnt genetics

[pulsar storm]

or like cerebral palsy

[regal nova]

hm i cant open the benchmarks, its giving a error the 111

[light pendant]

i had no fos experience whatsoever

fps

[pulsar storm]

or born with tremors

[crisp forge]

so 600 hours and just masters

[solemn lava]

yeah the web is down

[pulsar storm]

or born wtih no hands#

wait

[solemn lava]

thats an extreme outlier

[dim gale]

it's just down jeff

[pulsar storm]

whos the best feet aimer

[desert meadow]

@cyan mantle has shaking problems and is good

[crisp forge]

and you had no fps experience

and you started higher than me

[hollow pivot]

paytrolah i think

[light pendant]

??????

[rotund yew]

anyone know what a good bot 1 on ground is for nova? 50 - 55 acc?

[light pendant]

iron is unranked level

[desert meadow]

he just has better hand eye coordination

[light pendant]

its ljke u failed everything that bad

[dim gale]

idk 1k?

[regal nova]

thanks i just want to you know getting my ekitten in cs but she is so good so i need to show my aim😭😭

[crisp forge]

no

[solemn lava]

because you are spending ur fuckass time in here typing and crying and saying the world hates you instead of playing and improving

[fallen hatch]

i was born with the 1200 apm god hands anecdotally

[solemn lava]

fucking hell man

[crisp forge]

unranked is below it i think

[rotund yew]

ok thank you

[pulsar storm]

bro i play like

in a c shape with my feet on the desk

lowk

[solemn lava]

i get you jeff.

[light pendant]

i think they changed it for s5 i started playing at s4

and iirc thats how it worked

doesnt matter anyways

[pulsar storm]

so who wanna watch me play and analyse

[light pendant]

bur point is, its silly

[crisp forge]

i started s4 too

[regal nova]

im tired to jeff now im going to be michael jackson

[light pendant]

i had no hours and id naturally get masters slower

[crisp forge]

and im 900 hours and only diamond

[fallen hatch]

can we talk about how bad s5 is

[solemn lava]

thats a good one

[light pendant]

than someone who played aim heavy games for years

[dim gale]

a bit over 1k for each bot, but actually you should have way higher bot 1 to carry your score

[solemn lava]

im kinda liking it after a few days.

[light pendant]

that isnt that crazy

[rose night]

so

[crisp forge]

i played fps games for 18 years

[regal nova]

Nah i will stop im being a freaky ahh

[rose night]

ur still diamond

[fallen hatch]

just never gonna mess with snaketrack tbh people hate smoothbot but this is not it

[crisp forge]

i should be starting at gm

[desert meadow]

no

[light pendant]

it depends heavily on what u do on that time ofc, not saying ur doing bad though

[solemn lava]

i have barely played snaketrack ngl

[light pendant]

no not necessarily

[crisp forge]

not unranked

[solemn lava]

ive played like 2 scens

[light pendant]

it depends heavily how many hours uve put in those years

[solemn lava]

drift ts aether and ground

[light pendant]

and what games

[dim gale]

i started unranked

[rotund yew]

so more like 60% is expected? (based on what most people are getting?)

[crisp forge]

a lot

[pulsar storm]

i hate moving vertical

bro

[fallen hatch]

not bad ones

[light pendant]

if u played aim heavy games youll get more out of it

[pulsar storm]

like my mouse js becomes uncomfy and i miss

[crisp forge]

a lot

[light pendant]

if its cod or something, well

[dim sphinx]

pgt is soup eerie ear

[pulsar storm]

cs i dont ahve rom

[regal nova]

u have how much hours in kovaks?

[dim sphinx]

skip snake track save your sanity

[regal nova]

Or aimlabs

[solemn lava]

fuck pgt bro

[fallen hatch]

you wont start at gm for the same reason so much has no transfer to ingame

[dim gale]

would be nice. Try getting nova score on bot 1 variant

[solemn lava]

like 700 in all aim trainers over 5 years i think

[fallen hatch]

the other reason is you need to learn the scens (partially reason 1)

[crisp forge]

my aim ingame is ass

[regal nova]

💀 i dont know i have like 2 hours

[crisp forge]

my aim in kovaaks is ass

its over

[light pendant]

hat games did u play before aim teaining

[solemn lava]

im still ass all good.

[light pendant]

were they aim heavy?

name them

[crisp forge]

idk

[rotund yew]

ight, thank you very much

[regal nova]

So this hours dont make nothing?

[light pendant]

tf u mean u dont know 😭

[crisp forge]

i played lots of games

[crisp forge]

i didnt rly have a main one

[solemn lava]

nah ive improved an incredibly amount from aim trainers

my aim in game is nasty now fr

[fallen hatch]

man played windows mouse cursor

[light pendant]

that doesnt mean they transfer well to aim now does it

[fallen hatch]

and paint

[light pendant]

even though you played lots

[crisp forge]

at least some would

[regal nova]

Hmm i think its just adapt to game right?

[crisp forge]

keep in mind 18 years

[solemn lava]

partly yeah but they did also help me alot

[rose night]

tired of all these an foids in my game

[fallen hatch]

tf2 example if you put a 4000 hour friendly heavy main against a f2p mge player with 100 hours of just mge

[regal nova]

witch games u play?

[fallen hatch]

whos gonna win

[foggy torrent]

is the voltaic website bugged? doesnt let me load my benchmarks and just says error

[pulsar storm]

hows this for 14h

[solemn lava]

what the fuck is a foid bro

[light pendant]

if you werent playing quake ow or apex or anything aiming wise of that sort its normal you didnt get that much out of it

[solemn lava]

deadlock and deadlock

[crisp forge]

part of the issue is i also have no passion for anything cause im a stupid chud

[regal nova]

🤍

[cyan mantle]

#changelog

[dim gale]

idk the japanese robot animals

[crisp forge]

i dont have above 1k on any game

and never played ranked

[solemn lava]

man what

[rose night]

*an foid

[solemn lava]

bro i cant keep up with this shit

am i becoming unc?

[dim sphinx]

there's your prob

[dim gale]

these mfs

[rose night]

yes

[solemn lava]

yo they look tuff

this chat doesnt feel real rn

am i still sleeping or some shit

[agile lily]

Is vt website bugged
No worky

[fallen hatch]

how to get better at fps

[rose night]

i am a chud in an foids world 😔

[fallen hatch]

pretend you're in prison (you are)

fight the biggest you can find

[crisp forge]

its too late now

[brisk fossil]

Its just a misandric woman

[crisp forge]

instead of using my time wisely when i was younger im now too old to rly do anything

[solemn lava]

🔥

[fallen hatch]

if you aren't getting your ass beat are you really getting that much better

[leaden sundial]

im a grug in a rock world

[rose night]

boy wasting time is the point of being younger

I LOVE WASTING TIME

[dim sphinx]

how old are you?

[crisp forge]

21

[solemn lava]

ur 21 bro

[dim sphinx]

you're literally a toddler

[solemn lava]

are we deadass

ur barely older than me and i see myself as a child still

[rose night]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1321349049412091956/1471384229127389245/image0.gif

[hard stump]

wait are u an uncle too

[crisp forge]

what can i start doing though

[desert meadow]

https://tenor.com/view/crine-im-crine-son-im-crine-anthony-mackie-tiktok-gif-10273212848663596705

[dim sphinx]

I will be 36 in two weeks

[fallen hatch]

w

[solemn lava]

stop thinking the world is against you might be a good start

[light pendant]

😭 😭 😭 its not end of the world tf

[crisp forge]

everyone has had hobbies for years

[solemn lava]

thats fire

[desert meadow]

a hobby is not that deep

[hard stump]

on god??

[dim sphinx]

frfr

no cap

[desert meadow]

just find something you like

[light pendant]

KKKraKKKer

[hard stump]

i always figured you were only a few years older than me

[light pendant]

most people have wasted years when they were young

[hard stump]

like 28 or so

[light pendant]

u ainr special

[crisp forge]

im just destined to be a mediocre wagecuck

who isnt good at anything

[light pendant]

its all good

[crisp forge]

go to office job

work

go home

[desert meadow]

you are 21 bro. this is the perfect time to try and fail at things

[crisp forge]

pay remt

[peak estuary]

Gramps

[crisp forge]

do nothing

[brisk fossil]

Dont forget aim training

[crisp forge]

repeat till i die

[brisk fossil]

Pussy repellant

[light pendant]

this is a problem of the current system irs not necessarily only your fault

[crisp forge]

nah i quit

no point

[brisk fossil]

[light pendant]

being a wagecuck is like 95% of people

[indigo cairn]

4 more maan

[dim gale]

ik dudes who are 30 still in their inner child era

[bold dock]

slowly approaching 100 hours

[crisp forge]

there will be no revolution or wtv bro

[indigo cairn]

thats prob gonna be me

[hexed agate]

aiming a good hobby for one, just give it a solid year of grind and youll guaranteed improve

[light pendant]

doesnt mean that you cant understand its not entirely your fault!

[crisp forge]

is that supposed to make me feel better 😭

[light pendant]

nope

[brisk fossil]

Lol

[leaden sundial]

addition of several bricks in the vacinity of a wagecuck can transform into a prisoncel

[light pendant]

just pointing it out

[copper holly]

Until you get too deep and get addicted to peripherals

[crisp forge]

i would rather shoot myself than go to prison

[crisp forge]

i did this and it was the worst financial decisions i ever made

[hexed agate]

thats also a slippery slope with the audiophile hobby (i fell for both)

[leaden sundial]

audiocucks vs 10kb mp3 album

[brisk fossil]

Audiophiles are so cooked its not even funny

And thats coming from an audio engineer (certified for realsies)

[crisp forge]

i had so many opportunities to grind and i didnt do shit

its cooked

its over

[copper holly]

I’ve spent 2k already of my own money and I’m only 16

With no job

[leaden sundial]

audiophile markups are also super funny

[crisp forge]

save for a car bro

[hexed agate]

i currently listen to yt playlists with a 15k audio setup

[indigo cairn]

bro how old r u

[leaden sundial]

mipacem from phantom forces

[copper holly]

I already got one for free

[crisp forge]

21

[dim sphinx]

he's only 21

[indigo cairn]

why are u complaining

[dim sphinx]

but he's mentally 80

[hexed agate]

yea pf did this

[leaden sundial]

21...

[indigo cairn]

u literally have time

instead of complaining start putting hours in

[light pendant]

the chudlings must doom and gloom

[leaden sundial]

gm noob

[crisp forge]

im too blackpilled bro

its over

[leaden sundial]

havent seen u in a while

[crisp forge]

im like wiz

[hexed agate]

it takes 1-2 years to hit gm if u just do consistently, thems the facts

[leaden sundial]

didnt realize u were locked in

[indigo cairn]

i literally got my first pc at 18 coming from consoles

[crisp forge]

i can only talk abt big women

[indigo cairn]

started out bronze in games

[crisp forge]

1-2 years is a lot

[dim sphinx]

believe it or not, not

[vale raft]

and now you are the goat 🫡

[hexed agate]

gm took me 8+ yrs technically based on when i first opened aim labs lol

very inconsistent

[indigo cairn]

im also honestly mad, if i had a pc at a young age maybe i would have been a pro player

who knows

[copper holly]

Lies I’m hitting this in 2 months

[crisp forge]

if i did anything at a young age i couldve been goated at it

[indigo cairn]

but its whatever like im grinding now thats all that matters

[copper holly]

I swear I started kbm in 2024

[brisk fossil]

You dont understand I simply MUST spend 8 grand on my amp and DAC and AKGs ive sent to sonarworks to have their frequency response flattened how else am I going to appreciate this earth wind and fire album on 32 bit float???

[wanton thorn]

if static only even less than 1year

lowkey 3-6month

[crisp forge]

and youre jade already

its over for me

[copper holly]

I’m really close to masters

[vale raft]

still Not to Late tbh

[copper holly]

I can hit it in a couple days def

[leaden sundial]

ive been kvk since 2020 lol
only like 3 gm scores cuz i only lock in during summer/winter breaks

[indigo cairn]

turning 23 in 3 months

[crisp forge]

its straight up genetics man

[light pendant]

wait oh i checked i have almost 700h in kovaaks

[indigo cairn]

glaziiiing

[light pendant]

i have 1000h total in ow and tf2 alone

[vale raft]

there are pros that are 30+

[light pendant]

thats not crazy in numbers to reach masters 😭

[brisk fossil]

Its always the genetics dont let no one tell you different chud

[vale raft]

so you still have enough time if you 23

[copper holly]

No I just aim training way to much

[vale raft]

grind and Grind

[indigo cairn]

yeah i lowk dont wanna become a pro anymore

[copper holly]

I have 500 hours in less than 2 years

Without fully grinding

[crisp forge]

im 900 hours and diamond

[vale raft]

thats Fine

[indigo cairn]

i just wanna be good

[vale raft]

you are good already

[light pendant]

what fos games do u play

[hexed agate]

well its time to open kvks...

[light pendant]

outside of aim trainingp

[copper holly]

I was not even diamond complete a week ago

[leaden sundial]

alr open but im playing bullshit LOL

[indigo cairn]

not good enough for me.

[polar pivot]

Imagine being higher than gold

[crisp forge]

none rly

[crisp forge]

im s4 diamond btw not even s5

[vale raft]

alright Buddy I know you want that Astra Rank 🫡

[leaden sundial]

i think i could get gm tracking pretty soon

[crisp forge]

so prob like s5 gold

[copper holly]

I’m s4 silver 😭

[leaden sundial]

js dont care no more

[high monolith]

Real

[indigo cairn]

i dooo

[copper holly]

That’s when I just started

[vale raft]

me too but before I Hit it you gonna be celestial

[light pendant]

dude 😭 if i put 1k total ow+tf2 hours and im 700h on kovaaks to reach masters

you are unironically more efficient with your time

[polar pivot]

Im s4 iron💔

[light pendant]

dont sweat it just keep going

[vale raft]

rip I needed only 130 or smth

[light pendant]

play games too dont just play lovaaks

[crisp forge]

no games are rly fun

[indigo cairn]

naah u got this

[peak estuary]

stop playing comp games

[crisp forge]

not even kvks

[crisp forge]

i dont play any

[copper holly]

This is my problem kovaaks is just way more fun

[crisp forge]

i never did

[zenith vapor]

raw dogging aim trainers is crazy

[vale raft]

Bro I did make at least some closer Scores today but still grandmaster too far away and astra is out of my league

[light pendant]

yeah that explains why you didnt transfer aim necessarily that well to kovaaks when sstarting out

thats not crazy

[copper holly]

I have more hours than I do on valorant on kovaaks and Val is my main game rn

[atomic nebula]

yo yo how are we doing tdy

[fallen slate]

New best bounceSphere scenario has landed

[crisp forge]

18 years wasted

[cloud jacinth]

where can I find the benchmark playlists from kovaaks?

[vale raft]

the goat on the 1 🫡

[crisp forge]

we blackpilled tdy

[indigo cairn]

just grind adv trust u will improve.

[polar pivot]

About to sleep

[light pendant]

i soent all my time as a kid watching youtube

shit not that bad

[indigo cairn]

i legit started aim training seriously like 17 days ago

[light pendant]

😭

[crisp forge]

i did too

kinda

[indigo cairn]

17 days ago i was like dia

[copper holly]

Nah literally

[light pendant]

exactly!

[sour imp]

helloo, anyone has the code for advanced playlist?

[crisp forge]

i remember filthy frank

🥹

idubbz b4 he was a cuck

[light pendant]

watch more jacksepticeye

[crisp forge]

🥹

[light pendant]

👆

[copper holly]

We are like the same person ima hit masters today maybe

[vale raft]

I did its my First week still tho and I know I will improve 🙏

[indigo cairn]

u will, i believe

[indigo cairn]

🙏

[crisp forge]

was never big into the gaming slop channels

[vale raft]

im Astra Level if I would take enough time to shoot with the Right timing

[crisp forge]

i liked my slop medium rare

[vale raft]

but I mean aslong that is my Problem I wouldnt deserve it anyways

[crisp forge]

yall remember the 1000 degree knives

peam

[light pendant]

pewdiepie and t series aged so bad

how did i ever like that shit

[jovial merlin]

Tf did you do there

[crisp forge]

okay ts was slop icl

i do not miss that

[light pendant]

yeah hinestly im not verry nostalgic

for the 2010s

it was just straight ass 90% of the time

ill never get people glazing late 2010s

[indigo cairn]

my graph looks almost the same i think

[copper holly]

the viscose benchmarks changed me

i played them for like 10 hours

[jovial merlin]

Chat is this my sign to start playing viscose benchmarks

[jovial merlin]

Thas wild

[copper holly]

bro i need to see this masters so bad

so im actually just brute forcing

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/963445276054544386/1462800901545660436/lovejade.gif

[vale raft]

Yoo where do I See that again in lowkey too dumb to find it 🙏

[indigo cairn]

evxl.app rank history

[jovial merlin]

Is the benchmarks site still broken tho

I haven’t checked yet

It was doin the 500 error thing

[indigo cairn]

yes

[jovial merlin]

😔

[hard stump]

chat am i an asshole for viewing zero build players as less than normal players

[copper holly]

how much time did you spend on each scenario

[crisp forge]

nah

it was peam

covid was more peam though

[indigo cairn]

idk tbh, some we're fast some we're not

[hard stump]

2016 was so fue

fire

[crisp forge]

and after covid it all went downhill

[agile lily]

I play zero build with my wife

[crisp forge]

too many normies now

too many sheep

[light pendant]

same shit happened to me i had like 500h and had plat

[south parcel]

zero build is kinda skilless ngl

[hard stump]

all the “high level” play i see is j

them sitting in bunkers

[crisp forge]

fr though like

i miss it

[agile lily]

@west remnant you hear that dear??

[crisp forge]

i miss covid the most though

still

[hard stump]

NO CHILL

[light pendant]

i dont really miss it that much

[hard stump]

but you gotta admit that its objectively easier nk

no

[light pendant]

i think covid screwed people permanently

like it really set back hella people

me included

[copper holly]

this is mines and im not masters in any of my top scenarios yet

[crisp forge]

not me but a lot of ppl ya

[hard stump]

wait i know the guy that made this

[copper holly]

yea i saw it on twitter

[crisp forge]

a lot of ppl now like chronically online twitter politics femboy

[west remnant]

[crisp forge]

covid brought a lot of ppl online who should have never ever had access to the internet

[west remnant]

Or at least extended access to the internet

[crisp forge]

ya

[vale raft]

damn

[crisp forge]

ppl straight brainwashed now

[hard stump]

ngl this isnt that bad

[agile lily]

Aether boy

[copper holly]

i factory reseted my pc not to long ago so i just know my top scenarios have to be way more time

[fallen slate]

It's actually so fun

Bad score tho

[indigo cairn]

ill get gm on this scen then ill check aswell

[crisp forge]

george orwell was right except its not the government thats big brother its the internet

i never read 1984 btw

[atomic nebula]

is hydroboy russian

[crisp forge]

https://tenor.com/view/komaru-комару-комару-кот-komaru-cat-комару-кошка-gif-10145565090413090203

[elder lichen]

wait thats new

[indigo cairn]

yea its in kvk-hub

[crisp forge]

the got the hub for the vaaks now????

[indigo cairn]

it also shows the days and hours u perform the best on there

[crisp forge]

small busty aether bot gets brutally tracked by astra reactive player with massive gpx superlight

[fallen slate]

Idk what he is

[opaque inlet]

https://tenor.com/view/fire-writing-writing-fire-his-writing-is-fire-is-this-fire-hold-up-gif-15400153686296022809

[west remnant]

You should
It's a great read

[fallen slate]

I wanna say he's NA But every time you ask him he just says I'm on the moon

Or something

[opaque inlet]

i love how i check voltaic general and just see some straight up fire

i love this community

[sour totem]

Talking to the moon

[copper holly]

https://kvk-hub.app/analyze

[crisp forge]

this was an hour ago

exactly an hour ago damn

[opaque inlet]

https://tenor.com/view/tiktok-shaquille-shaq-timeout-ethical-gif-9311067668442735802

okayyyyy

[edgy perch]

yo

[opaque inlet]

maybe i dont love the community that much lmaooo

[peak estuary]

nothing good about it

[edgy perch]

i have tried to enter my voltaic benchmarks for like 3 days, the voltaic website keeps showing error 500

anyone else?

[copper holly]

use evxl

[copper holly]

oh

your on aimlabs

i suggest buying kovaaks

[edgy perch]

yeah but is voltaic showing error 500 every single time?

to anyone else?

[copper holly]

its down

[west remnant]

Pretty sure there was a change log announcements for vt site a few days ago
It might be that

[copper holly]

so anyone on aimlabs is cooked

[edgy perch]

fuckkkkkkkk

now what?

[opaque inlet]

google doc

wait

[edgy perch]

did they announce a temporal solution or some?

[copper holly]

buy kovaaks

[opaque inlet]

have they removed the google doc for S5 voltaic?

or is it still a thing?

[edgy perch]

too much work

[cloud jacinth]

is the website for looking at peoples bencmarks down?

[shrewd lotus]

could anyone who know their stuff help me with one case regarding one top player

[quartz dirge]

What is that

[midnight rivet]

https://tenor.com/view/downs-down-syndrome-huh-look-back-what-gif-12361802

[opaque inlet]

DIAMOND COMPLETE IS IN SIGHT LADSSSS

https://tenor.com/view/jack-sparrow-pirates-of-the-caribbean-johnny-depp-salute-respect-gif-6427842759738305441

[next copper]

nein

[surreal jacinth]

hey guys, ive made some titanfall 2 routines, wt do you guys think?

FROGs Ultimate TF2 Routine: KovaaKsHipfiringWetCamo
FROGs Ultimate TF2 Routine Easy: KovaaKsPoppingFedChallenge
FROGs Reactive TF2 Routine: KovaaKsJumpingShinyBsp
FROGs Reactive TF2 Routine Easy: KovaaKsNamedroppingFarEntryfragger
FROGs Evasive Switching TF2 Routine: KovaaKsDroppingStaticFrag
FROGs Smoothness TF2 Routine: KovaaKsMountingTanNuns
FROGs Smoothness TF2 Routine Easy: KovaaKsPeekingFlawlessBm

[copper holly]

hear me out put on 65cm and your gonna get masters in pasu and popcorn

for popcorn all you have to do is click

[opaque inlet]

woah thats pretty low

im currently using 48

if im feeling frustrated then ill def crank it to 65

[copper holly]

it will feel normal after a couple runs

[opaque inlet]

gotcha

[copper holly]

i got masters on ww5t with 65 cm

i think thats the normal; sens tho

[opaque inlet]

i usually run static at 58cm

then 48 for dyanmic and 38 for tracking

[prime palm]

hot

[opaque inlet]

thank you

although popcorn and pasu are def going to test me imo. i already got over the hurdle that static is

[prime palm]

But don't be J*de

[opaque inlet]

im going to have to cross the jade lands to achieve master complete

[copper holly]

yea you gotta skip yd

ts

[opaque inlet]

and get jade complete too lol

[prime palm]

Just skip to master like me

[jovial merlin]

Ayo why do we hate jade

[copper holly]

i just got jade 4 days ago and now just jade complete and im already itching to get out

[prime palm]

Look at it's color

[jovial merlin]

…

Its

Green…

[prime palm]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/963445276054544386/1462800901545660436/lovejade.gif

[jovial merlin]

?

[opaque inlet]

"you see those fuckers over there? you know why i hate them? its cause their blue"

https://tenor.com/view/the-great-dorito-war-dorito-gmod-garry's-mod-doritos-gif-3583512001371331767

[jovial merlin]

Understandable have a nice day

[prime palm]

J*de used to be the lowest rank in the advanced benchmarks. And it was quite easy to achieve, so people were clowned on for being J*de

Idk the entire role

I hate it for fun

[jovial merlin]

Oh shid

That I did not know about

[brisk fossil]

Oh so thats why advanced is such a big jump

[still geyser]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/989859230553112656/1322722056013615115/YFXEYwmm.gif

[prime palm]

So people just continued making fun on J*de people

[whole crypt]

Voltaic

[jovial merlin]

Did master not exist yet back then or somethin?

[whole crypt]

Stay aiming

[brisk fossil]

Carpalmaxxing

[prime palm]

Dayum, ur super ultra mega gay J*de

[whole crypt]

Thats me

[desert meadow]

bro just threw gay in there

[whole crypt]

@hardy bloom Hello slime

[prime palm]

https://tenor.com/view/minion-rain-sofela-gif-884905725896610874

Poor guy

[whole crypt]

Monthly vt general check in

[jovial merlin]

Thank you for checking in good sir

[nova trail]

hi

[copper holly]

is that why for april fools they made everyone jade

[unreal sequoia]

hi guys where can i find the aimlabs playlist? the website seems to be down when i try to sign in with discord

[modest jetty]

can anyone help me with reactive tracking

[whole crypt]

@steady pewter can

Just dm him

[coarse belfry]

sparky tf up rallex

[hardy bloom]

hi

[whole crypt]

i stay sparky'd tf up

[modest jetty]

he is not accepting dms

[sturdy tusk]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/963445276054544386/1462800901545660436/lovejade.gif

[wary peak]

,

[whole crypt]

You still playing EAFC?

[wary peak]

the website gives me an error, anyone knows who can i refer to?

[wise veldt]

its down

they are working on a fi

x

[wary peak]

oh okay okay, didn't know

[crisp forge]

esdeekid go hard

[wary peak]

thank you

[storm fog]

guys, does anyone have google spreadsheet for CURRENT kovaaks scores since the website died?

[floral quail]

evxl.app

[sturdy tusk]

evxl

[crisp forge]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/899764364498837504/1422430676069650573/ezgif-3e9b0af3ffbb9d.gif

[hard stump]

howre we lookin chat

[storm fog]

oh thank you very much <3

[idle kelp]

looking like a noob

[crisp forge]

aero v2

[hard stump]

jump

[sturdy tusk]

🥀

[hard stump]

sorry

[fallen slate]

LMAO

What is bro

On about

[idle kelp]

i did a jump

[crisp forge]

marathon bg not hard though

[idle kelp]

now what

[sturdy tusk]

3 monitors???

too much money

[idle kelp]

yeah nah

[nova trail]

why is it so flat boy

[idle kelp]

kn1ves moving different

[crisp forge]

mic also sucks

[idle kelp]

herman miller

[hard stump]

this cant be true, i thought your gravity keeps u on da ground

[hard stump]

yes

[hollow basalt]

Wowie!

[hard stump]

this is my next upgrade

[hardy bloom]

I haven't logged on for a while ngl

[hard stump]

and then im feeling satisfied i think

[whole crypt]

same

[hardy bloom]

it's always short burts where I play it

[idle kelp]

no bro

my legs string

strong

[floral quail]

i thought that was my keeb for a sec ngl

[idle kelp]

can support my weight

[fallen slate]

String

[floral quail]

disgusting imposter

[hard stump]

what do you have

[crisp forge]

https://tenor.com/view/comaru-michi-comaru-cat-gif-5245471245797270235

[idle kelp]

🍗

[fallen slate]

That's funny I'm having that for dinner

[floral quail]

m1 v5 tmr

[idle kelp]

who would have thought

[floral quail]

keycaps and case look damn near identical

[hard stump]

oh this is a keychron q1 with some custom caps

[pulsar storm]

cheap

[hard stump]

q1he*

[floral spindle]

@white palm Hopefully I get to see the fox today

[idle kelp]

you got me?

[pulsar storm]

i got mine for 20 so idk

they’re lowk not that good

[hard stump]

i was looking at a tmr board but someone told me theyre not quite there yet

[crisp forge]

tmr 💔

[fallen slate]

What are you having?

Wait let me guess

Bamboo

[idle kelp]

idk im pooping

[fallen slate]

Ramen noodle

[hard stump]

what herman miller did u get for $20

[fallen slate]

Take a picture of it

[floral quail]

whats wrong w tmr

[idle kelp]

temu herman miller

[fallen slate]

Torex needs a stream overlay

[crisp forge]

https://fixvx.com/gotclippd/status/2023190136826294684?s=46&t=OZDKBveKLyX0T8wNW3xeQQ

Clippd (@gotclippd)

Australian GIGA-CHAD and TESTOSTERONE-MAXXED MOG DEMON Androgenic has went BALD and flown to Turkey for a HAIRMAXXING surgery in order to ASCEND to PEAK PSL 8.5 potential before HUNTING DOWN the ASU Frat Leader and challenging him to a REVENGE MOG-OFF

▶ Play video

vxTwitter / fixvx · Feb 16, 2026, 12:18 AM

[idle kelp]

my feces is not to be shared

[crisp forge]

the boards for it suck

[nova trail]

☠️

[hard stump]

i cant do mice w big humps

they hurt my handsies

[crisp forge]

oh i can do some big humps

yk what im saying

[floral quail]

since when?? only ones i know of are the fun60 and the m1 v5 which both have stellar reviews

[crisp forge]

since tmr became a thing

😭

[prime palm]

Any good anime to watch?

[crisp forge]

monogatari

on gang

on allah

and blue archive too

[prime palm]

I'm atheist

[crisp forge]

on science

[prime palm]

I could also just rewatch Re:zero

[crisp forge]

nahhhh

diddy ahh shit

[floral quail]

u must've seen diff shit than me cuz everything ive seen says tmr outperforms he batterywise w identical performance and the monsgeek boards both have great reviews afaik

[prime palm]

re:zelo is peak

[crisp forge]

epstein ahh blud shit

[crisp forge]

tmr theoretically outperforms he

[solemn lava]

another hour of drift ts another hour of no pb😔

[crisp forge]

except practicality wise rn no it doesnt

bcs the boards for it suck

keep in mind ppl still glaze wooting

[solemn lava]

my wooting is fire

[crisp forge]

good reviews doesnt rly mean shit

[prime palm]

I'm gonna try aim train, idk if my hand is going to cooperate tho, then will get drown in rewatching rezero

[hard stump]

on my life just dont play it n youll get better

[solemn lava]

yeah i agree and i know thats true

but its such an easy score man

[crisp forge]

back in early 2023 wooting was fire

🔥 🔥 🔥

for like 2 months

lol

[solemn lava]

i mean u just dont need anything better than wooting

its a keyboard

its not a big deal

[crisp forge]

you also dont need to spend 180 dollars just for the pcb

[solemn lava]

you dont

[weak ridge]

i use an office keyboard

[solemn lava]

any keyboard thats decent is fine

but i dont regret buying a wooting

[copper holly]

I have a wooting and apex pro tkl

I think the apex is way better for gaming

[copper holly]

The switches are way lighter

[crisp forge]

like these prices are

insane

😭

[elder lichen]

I spent around 40 hours on kvk s5

wtf

[solemn lava]

yea they are but we ball

[copper holly]

I spent like 300 on my 80he

[stuck drum]

?

[crisp forge]

i think a venom is gonna clear both

[stuck drum]

fym

with what

[crisp forge]

venom my goat

[solemn lava]

ive played 3 scenarios and i have over 100 runs on one scenario.

[crisp forge]

praise lord geon or smth

[stuck drum]

idk what I'd want on my overlay

[copper holly]

And your astra bro

[idle kelp]

yeah

[crisp forge]

the issue w wooting is why tf would you ever buy one now

[idle kelp]

salzi too good

[solemn lava]

keyboard overlay way too big and mouse cam way too big could be fire

[copper holly]

I bought it when it first dropped

[crisp forge]

same

[weak ridge]

can i reach astra in 40 hours too

[stuck drum]

I got none of these

[copper holly]

I wish I waited for the v2 tho

[stuck drum]

I'm getting a cam tomorrow tho

[copper holly]

Well I didn’t know

[nova trail]

Yes

[solemn lava]

u gotta tap in

[stuck drum]

GOONING

LIVE ON STREAM

TOMORROW

[solemn lava]

holy

[stuck drum]

TAP IN

[weak ridge]

est?

time?

[solemn lava]

im working i cant watch torex gooning stream

[stuck drum]

gg

fake fan

[solemn lava]

stream really late or really early for me.

[stuck drum]

real fans make time

[copper holly]

If your peterbot

[idle kelp]

can you go goon now?

[solemn lava]

ill make the time.

[floral spindle]

WHAT TIMR

WUICKLY

NOW

[solemn lava]

saliba

[floral spindle]

DROP IT

[solemn lava]

fuck drift ts.

[stuck drum]

not rn

[idle kelp]

i need the background for static

[floral spindle]

YEA

[stuck drum]

I need to eay

eat

[nova trail]

feet overlay to goon on viet next stream

[idle kelp]

fatass

[floral spindle]

+100

[stuck drum]

I havent had anything to eat today

so

:/

[solemn lava]

i got 480 almost first try

i cant get 490.

[stuck drum]

lowkey starving myself

[weak ridge]

mousepad or desk

i notice no difference?

did i waste my money?

[stuck drum]

but not intentionally

[solemn lava]

my desk is so fire shits huge

idk how im gonna move it when i move out

im too lazy to take it apart

[weak ridge]

disasemble it

[rose night]

ngl guys

[solemn lava]

yeah thats so much effort man

[crisp forge]

ya waited 2 years when every other he was better

and still is better

💀

[rose night]

i think i seen a dude wearing an aimlab sweater

[solemn lava]

theres so many things to disassemble

i might just buy a new desk when i move out.

[solemn lava]

thats tuff

[copper holly]

Viet can you take me under your wing and make me a astra demon so I can finally get immortal in valorant and play swift plays all day to finally get some play

[rose night]

i think it had his username or something on the sleeve

[fallen slate]

I have no idea tbh

[idle kelp]

uhm

[solemn lava]

thats so fire

[idle kelp]

i no good valorant

[fallen slate]

I wanted to say something involving you but

[idle kelp]

sory

[pulsar storm]

idk u want a photo

was from facebook marketplace

[fallen slate]

I just didn't know what

[pulsar storm]

the back is dusty as fuck ho

tho

[crisp forge]

dawny a val player i can feel it

[indigo cairn]

💔

[crisp forge]

!rank

[placid skiff]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1332344161646415955/1468342261065580584/image.gif

[crisp forge]

50 soon

[rose night]

should i get kovaaks merch? 🤔

[weak ridge]

i need to get myself an ergonomic chair

[pulsar storm]

how to fix wrist pain

[solemn lava]

might be the play.

[crisp forge]

women repellent

[rose night]

boyyyyyy

it shows dedication

[crisp forge]

might as well put on a shirt that says i hate foids

[weak ridge]

koovaks merch

[stuck drum]

you so good

you were telling me

[rose night]

*an foids

[stuck drum]

you were carrying

[crisp forge]

fr

[stuck drum]

@idle kelp

no cap

in chat today

[copper holly]

Femboy attracter

[weak ridge]

femboys

[rose night]

yo torex i need help on pgt do u got any tips

[floral spindle]

Go get 520

[rose night]

or is it just play more

[crisp forge]

not the ones you want though

[solemn lava]

tomorrow maybe

i cant play anymore rn

hand hurts

[stuck drum]

@idle kelp

hes your man

[rose night]

what if i got a shirt that said i love an foids

[stuck drum]

he got celestial PGT

HE SO GOOD

@idle kelp

COACH VIET

[rose night]

ngl i forgot he did

[stuck drum]

https://tenor.com/view/rolblox-devinbooker-gif-18412462

[rose night]

viet i need help on that and uhh controlsphere

[rose night]

summon the z

[copper holly]

Me too bro

[idle kelp]

the other way around buddy.

[weak ridge]

i want help

[copper holly]

Pgt my very first master score I got it awhile ago and never played since

[stuck drum]

you so good val player man

like

WOW

[idle kelp]

@stuck drum has better score

@stuck drum

[stuck drum]

@idle kelp is a coach

[idle kelp]

hes so good

[stuck drum]

I'm not

[idle kelp]

HES THE COACH

[stuck drum]

viet #1

[idle kelp]

he bought handcam

to coach people

[storm hamlet]

did someone say coach

[stuck drum]

viet best coach

[idle kelp]

@stuck drum is your man

[rose night]

how about all 3 of u guys help

[weak ridge]

how much does Torex charge an hour?

[storm hamlet]

how get better at moving mouse

[stuck drum]

viet like

[weak ridge]

for coaching

...

[stuck drum]

so sugoi!

[storm hamlet]

hey hey @idle kelp

hey

[copper holly]

Torex is a loser vier is a better coach joey

[storm hamlet]

@idle kelp

@idle kelp

[rose night]

fake viet

[fallen slate]

Damn..

[storm hamlet]

how get better at moving mouse

[copper holly]

Vier

[weak ridge]

ergonomic chair

[stuck drum]

SELF EXPLODE

[storm hamlet]

torex

[rose night]

fake viet!

[storm hamlet]

hes not helping me.

[weak ridge]

how do i become the aimbot?

[copper holly]

viets a fake vier

[fallen slate]

Aimmy ai

[rose night]

@idle kelp u taking this?

[weak ridge]

aimmy ai

?

[rose night]

too shaky

[storm hamlet]

Torex

[stuck drum]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1347698836545470476/1350048507192541224/tt_t772_-_1780741564953948595.gif

[storm hamlet]

you're a liar.

[stuck drum]

?

[storm hamlet]

he isn't helping me

[hollow basalt]

@solemn lava why are we on kovaaks.

[stuck drum]

not my problem

[storm hamlet]

it is

[hollow basalt]

[solemn lava]

idk man

[hard stump]

theyll never help… those astra players are toxic

[solemn lava]

boredom

[copper holly]

That’s why jade is the best

I’m never updating my role

[hard stump]

okay lets not get crazy

[hollow basalt]

Doing everything but queueing with a real one.

[solemn lava]

bro what do u even play

[hard stump]

cant find the real one…

[hollow basalt]

Idk

[solemn lava]

exactly man

[hollow basalt]

Not much

Im old

[hard stump]

now me personally

[solemn lava]

old ahh man

[floral spindle]

??

[hollow basalt]

I queue rivals sometimes

[solemn lava]

fuck that game

it sucks

[stuck drum]

no

[idle kelp]

thats not drip old man

[hard stump]

cmon bro

[floral spindle]

RIP

I would’ve gotten in

[hard stump]

im a death knight

[hollow basalt]

Elsa thundercock or whatever her name is

[floral spindle]

Emo warrior

[hollow basalt]

Is pretty chill

[copper holly]

Is this like a prehistoric game

[solemn lava]

i havent even played the game with her out

the game just feels terrible

[weak ridge]

is that league of legends?

[hard stump]

world of warcraft...

[solemn lava]

and every supp ult is just immunity

[hollow basalt]

Just say u cant 1 shot lil gup

[copper holly]

https://tenor.com/view/animation-animated-king-icon-photobucket-gif-5544339753125322636

[compact whale]

I chipped in for par and got my first birdy today. Feeling like tiger woods rn

[solemn lava]

sorry twin

[crisp forge]

every death knight think he the lich king bru

😭