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Yeah
if i kneww what i know now i would have convinced my parents to buy bitcoins in 2010
Noob, salzi did iron to astra in that time
Realistically speaking my jump from Nova to Astra in s5 literally took less than 500 hours I think
Of like actual play time
Resources today are very very good and people know a lot so the time to get even to nova is like 500-600 hours for many
the way you practice also affects this speed
Heres the whole deets:
my wife’s old pc parts:
3700x cpu
B550 motherboard
16gb 3200 mts ram
1070ti FE
1tb m.2 nvme ssd
New:
5700x3d
x570 motherboard
32gb 3600 mts ram
Im got 9800x3d
32gb cl32 6400 mts ram
B850 btf mobo (behind connector, and power connection to btf gpus to have no visible cables for gpu)
And lian li o11 mini flow v2
I coach a ton so most of my playtime isn't even me actually playing
😭
Hi guys I'm a billionaire but I'm going to give all my money away and see how easy it is to get out of homelessness!
:D
Ok gib
Dude
People nowadays have it
hop on that 5090
I think ima aim for 5070ti btf
coach my bad ahh
i have a 5070 ti
I get used for my resources
used and abused
They never experienced the dark ages
I love being used
Thats weird
Nothing like slavery work
it hasnt struggled on p much anything at 1440p with even slightly turned down settings
For
I'm aware
Shout out to Destiny
😭
I want btf
whiteeeeee
YEAH? ermmm... well GUESS WHAT, gamer, word on the street is that aiming comes down to genetics, so ackshually whether or not you can get there was determined at birth. so like, if youre not there then yikes, sweaty. its time to pack it up. 9/10 doctors agree if you're not celestial by 100hrs then youre washed
You see what i mean by btf tho
Dark ages consist of
0 cables bro
ok vodreview every kovaaks scenario ive ever played
i am seeing
Me reading aimer7 guide and getting stuck on a few terms I would have never understood
Ok
Are you ready to pay me every single dollar you've ever been paid
no im using you
Yeha my wifes getting those
not even in it for the love of the game
Fuck that
Don’t forget about asking around for bench sheets, the big ass docs with a shit ton of playlists. Like 4 useful videos
i thought the dark ages was when dark was here
Good times
Overwatch 🤔
aimer7 normal guide so buns compared to the other ones he made
Yeah bro nothing like going in documents and Reading 90 trillion page essay and then for getting everything I just read
I remember the really old fundamental doc VT had
Just a whole bunch of nothing bro I swear
This is glorious
I’ll steal it
that shit tuf
Half the shit we know about playing today just didn’t exist either. It was like, idk bro just play more and you’ll be good
They call me the grinch
Stealing from the eldery smh
holy uncle…
You can afford a second one then
Still the truth
Tomorrow is my bday and its when my pc case comes
im almost 24.5 😔
yeah your about to get cooked
Yes
Taking care of the elderly yk
your reaction time is gonna be like 600ms
25 i think i gotta stop playing shooter games
Atleast ur getting paid for it
I don’t wana quit
But I have to
🙁
can you convince your man to retire from shooters and join me in mmo elderly homes
😸
Farming simulator time
I'M GOING TO 50
In PC parts and dates 😂
Calamity mod update dropped
yo
poe
No more time for kovaaks
Well dates = food
yall some uncs fr
Y'all he got me Lego roses for Valentine's day 
does this one look more fun than the temple shit
WHICH ONES
different game....
I got those for my ex last year
if theyre not adding wasd movement i prolly wont play…
Nah PC parts = working PC that lets me game with him lol
:(
Red ones
I can’t recall em from memory
i cant do click to move man
But not those probably
i am old n dumb
Wouldn't old make click to move more natural for you?
would it? i feel like ive only ever played wasd move games
Mouse with q trackball type question
Any updates on when the voltaic app will be back up and running ?
Hopefully this year
Use evxl.app meanwhile
whats that?
tracker for a ton of benches
on kvks tho
It’s a similar website to vt’s
if ur on aimlabs gl
yeah
i think aimbeast too now iirc
If on aimlabs just use aimlabs stats man
the benches are also ALL in kovaaks itself btw
like some if not ONLY the ab bench and ab 2 bench
well not all but like the main ones ppl do
bad ui
i MEAN
LMFAO
if u insist
i know what you are.
tell me u got a white case
imagine
at least someone does, neither me nor the psychward psychologist could figure it out
oh i definitely know what u are
This person reminds me of paw for some reason
he got a green case
Just like a bride in her beautiful dress
anyone oculd send the voltaic inter benchamrk playlist pls ?
yeah i see that
i feel like u know what im saying
i think its a code
gotta find it
KovaaKsBottingShinyDoor
ty
np
Alright guys remember to say cheerio lads
aint no way theres that few gm, is it only the people who submitted
excellent observations
Yk what u deserve
This beautiful melody
It's old ss
ah
There’s double that amount now
I can't tell if you're trying to draw a middle finger or
cocka
from this
Insane to think about man
thanks bro
i just didnt have a transparent 🖕 emoji
Thank you for that!
I didn't know I could still get my new rank with the voltaic app being down.
so i tried my best to draw it:(
ok you can be thankful by erasing my warnings then
manners?
Finally got Platinum! Wooohoo
@next copper look what he is doing
ungrateful pig
Tbh it’s not even hard to reach
Say that to all the hard stuck masters
Poof*
any of yall know abt Wild West or Roblox?

.
auto correct freaked out huh....
I say fuck a lot

hard fuck?
They*
A lot of fucks
lmao
i fr just need to get over that im not a fan of s5 and run it
im a s3 enjoyer overall
most of it is just
anything but clicking
so nice to play
chat i might b alone but i got a w gift for vday all is good there is peace in the world
Let’s start making fun of gm too
or TS*
Our club is no longer exclusive
We'd be making fun of ourselves then
TS GOATED
That isn't good
TS boring
static is boring
Yes
im a smoothness enjoyer
I agree with it
and im forced to do reactive
u did look at my scores no
?
LMFAOO
i dont fuckin play static either
reactive is smoothness
I don't think I need any more lower self esteem svt
Already doin tha
It's already insanely low
Boblow lowkey
reactive is the funniest
We all suck
i know this is going to sound dumb to a degree, but i hold its more control
hey guys
now ur just like drew
Yellow?
ok reikuro
to a degree smoothness should be read before you have to do a react
LMFAOOOO no i meant bc hes gm
ong it is
If I wasn't ass at tracking I'd be speed running nova
im gold as fuck twin im so fuckin au twin im fucking worth a lot of fucking money twin
Sucks to be piss colored
Shiny piss
You can just not be piss colored
exhibit A
Y give gm worst color
Have you thought of that
this guy too
A majority would probably disagree
cause the astra red needs more reason to be grinded to
Assisted
You’d be surprised
What a good day to be
Always
Red
sigh
RED SPOTTED
dawny just had to ruin it for everyone</3
So mr dawny
Sorry
I blame you for this tracking bullshit
I’ve been gm longer than him
I was watching the chat
How much for coachin
bros aura farming in vt gen at this time
Waiting to leave my house
yeah but ur not yellow name
u r bloo
Is your gf watching this time
or something idk
For you it's free
Also did you ask her yet
🙁
Depending on what you're looking for
hi dawnys gf
I move in silence
Ur goin to make me cry
Astra is the valentine's day aura role
You better of asked her dawny
Real gs don’t need a rank role
How you get women
Don't play games
yeah ur a lowk demon ur not like the rank role peons
No hope for anyone else
Nothin cutie, just ur safety and well being
ur on a diff level shawty
I did
She said
" God I fucking hate you but yes"
Caveman trying to learn how to flirt
Ngl the dude with the most aura for rank roles is slendro. He’s Astra but still wants the MC role
Good times
can you even apply for lower ranks. like if they see ur nova and applying for gold
Good enough
Salzi had something happened to him
If you’re like gold on aimlabs you can get that rank
Or have a low complete rank
salzi no complete role on advanced so he got gold complete
But idk if they wan people doing that
and just applied for gold complete
Ohh
is it just me or is signing in through discord not working on the voltaic website
Really??
Time to larp
yeah i doubt theyd allow too many ppl doing that
It's messed up atm
you might need to double check the definition
What I need is a static coach bro
Learning slowly
aww man anyone have link to the google doc in the meanwhile
Do you tho
zeonlo exists,,,
Just ask Jasper, he’s got goated advice
Low sens
High fov
Play
Prosper
bro fuckin all the crazy ppl just dont have roles or are like role smurfing 😭
wait domi typing in voltaic
I'm gonna go to 100cm now thanks svt
rare occurence

Roles are so 2012
We don't do it anymore
I would pay zeonlo just for the experience
the only role thats deadass aura is the ONE guy that has fuckin celestial
fuckin uhhh
zeonlo needs the money
I was using his advice for ww5t
so u should do it.
ummm
I still have the same problem though
i forgot his name
I'm way better at smaller dots because it's overall lower pacing
high frequency target switching sux
Yeah 1wxt way easier imo
azure has it as his main discord role here
azure
You would swear I'm some Astra lvl Static player if you watch me play stupid hard scenarios but when I actually have to have high pacing it doesn't work
the only aura role is mythic
Astra this season is evil
I'm about to just
ts is aura
no mythic no aura.
My goal isn't even really to hit it
But at least get close
what tf is mythic
anyone have link to the benchmarks google doc please, the website not working for me
do you want the aimlab google doc or kovaaks?
mythic is win 3 voltaic aim comps
Amare GarfMicroTS is an amazing scenario yall should try it out
Ain’t it rallex
Use evxl.app for kvks
kovaaks
oh my fucking fault sir
Who has the super ultra Jade role
Rn I just have a bunch of motivation bc (and only on the leaderboard) I'm the second highest ranked player in the US
Or some shit like that
use evxl app
thats GROSS
hi
theres multiple mythics
who has it
So I want to get better at things I'm bad at so I can keep the Gap even if some of the others play 5.5
thanks guys
this dude is tuff
All the aura is gone
bro got the pro role thats kinda cool
Bring back vt aura
whats ur sheet looking like rn
i havent seen klass' name
you've been getting quite a few scores lately
I'm still not done purging
FlyTS and controlTS
I know I can pop off in but it stops there
And that's the problem
dawnathan PLEASE put me on aether method
Dynamic I'm not even going to worry about RN but that just means static...
I just realized, they moved down the older inactive VT members
I wonder when that happened
I mean
is there a way to do the novice benchmarks on kovaaks w the website being down
im master on 37 but i feel for adv i need to be on like 27
Bad gateway Error code 502
Visit cloudflare.com for more information.
its just SO DFUCKING FAST
what roles?
it depends actually
evxl.app
if i get cel EVER on aether i owe it to u dawnstar
what do u mean
sini gave me them and then i left
i will try individual bots
or arno
tyty
I just assumed you were talking about the website not working
Bot 2 is just Control Max but can get slightly reactive depending on the profile and bot 3 is giga easy, just need play time for those, bot 1 is the hard one but I have a vod for reference if you want it
It probably won't do you much good tho
yeah since yesterday
if u dont mind i would like ti
it
yea bro
it was so fucked
he had to join the server
to learn more
watching other ppl is how i learned how to aim in the first place
so it probably will
to some extent
what
Rip snow
rip snow
circa 2006-2026
?
What roles did u even have beside ambassador
i was not born in that year
yes you were
ive unironically
had every role
basically
😭
wait are you 2007 or some shi snow
ya
ew
i am not 06
they used you as a mascot
thats true
i used to have a tolvaic role
Minimal tension and learn to follow through
it has a virus
Bot 1 just loose infinity sign
you're not getting me with this dawny
i had caster once too.
anybody know a good fingertip playlist, im trying to work on my fingering
finger mobility
Use ur gf
okay bro
i got the guy for u
@solemn lava
If you can get it at least 1100 bot 1 then that's good enough for Astra but people have gotten Astra with even less than that
Bc bot 2 and 3 are The farming bots
what are we eating tday
I'm going out to eat
true
I just don't know where yet
grass
😮
do I play ts or tracking
ts
can yall fix the voltaic app already
get pho
we have to be more lavish on valentines.
can you please fix the voltaic app
nothing is free boy
fix it please snow
fix it pleas
whats the opposite of ts?
yes pls @idle kelp
i fix for a kebap
please fix it 🙏
im implying ur other choice
@sour totem can u fix it bro?
I'm going to a really big Chinese restaurant
will u fit in it
how big we talkin
Big bro...
no way
I will fit going in but not coming out
i wish i didnt live in chudland usa
90 minutes to the suburbs of the nearest city
dude I lost all my ability to do eddiets
i use to be gold 2yrs ago now im iron is this normal
can u dm this to me so i can like have it available if i need it
im being flung off the map in vt miniphase valorant on kovaaks
first time to use this app and even english is not my native language, but im glad to hear that they are working on it 😄
yeah missing is widely considered to be bad
probably
are any mods around
nvm i asked on reddit they said its cuz i dont have rgb in my gaming chair
@cyan mantle could u free @hard spire idk how this is a 7 day timeout 😭
probably
it was the mr beast filter ;-;
free her please 😭
@hard spire hi
man eddie is feeling pure rng rn
another W for free speech

was watching a minecraft video and matty got mentioned 🥹
and it includes matty glaze??? ❤️
where can i find the banned words list i accidentally used one and got a 10 hour mute but i dont know what i said lol
dont say anything dumb
anything dumb
soccer
Anything dumb
#gottem
😘
🥰
Roasted boi
@rose night guess who’s getting a wooting60he for free
stop being shaky
idk
use correct amount of tension and play smoothness
which is how much
watch viscose video
i alr did
at least this server only times you out and doesnt have a clique of weirdos witchhunting you and banning you 😺
tensed or not i still shake
and like when theres alot of orbs far away
my mouse gets in weird positions
just play more in those situations then
This happens no matter what
It's something you have to learn over time
This also goes for your mouse being in weird positions
so just play ig
that didnt fix it for me but hoping it does for you
so howd u fix it
@fallen slate how to eddiets
idk what right sens to use too
I'm gm
me too
Eddie
yo someone buy me kovaaks PLEASE 😭
Ask Viet
im rly good on clicking stationary targets
good
but i cant use my arm
GET A JOB
its just too muscular and heavy
my science exam went horrid
im 13
Nvm
i think my hand drags on my desk
I'm sorry
but at least i can aimbot in overwatch
If I could I would
so that makes me happy
legit same
its ok
priorities straight
0.21 1600 good?
HUH
ye i got like a 5/10 at best
im getting a lighter mouse on monday i hope that helps
must be nice running overwatch
pgt
g304 95g is too heavy
how bruh
u can run ow on a 1080 slime
pgt
yes
pretty standard yeah
im struggling to break plat
my intergrated graphics says otherwise
ohhh pgt of s5
ggs
i can run cpu games good enugh
my valentine this year is a man
like r6s and val
light mouse too hard to control
but just smoothness in general should do
bruh i choke so hard bot 3
- smoothsmhere
I need everyone's attention
worst scenario oat
which song
ismy desk meant to have less friction than my pad
its fun
upstream connect error or disconnect/reset before headers. retried and the latest reset reason: remote connection failure, transport failure reason: delayed connect error: 111
why is this showing when i try to login on voltaic?
yo does anyone know tracking based games that can run on intergrated graphics or cpu based
arew new nvidea drivers trash
u in love with bro?
and is free
i love clairo
roblos
I should have asked him to be my valentine
cpu intensive
cause it's cpu heavy game?
i can get 3000 score on novice hard
how do i make it use more gpu
i cant get over 2050 intermediate
not a thing lol
so rtx 3060 for nothing
u can turn on gpu acceleration
higher quality and stuff but thats useless
so gpus are trash
yeah, u need a better cpu if u want more fps and stuff

they're for more in like story mode games and realistic graphics
Yh ill prob get it
ryzen 5 5500 so ass
i mean yeah, it's old
whats a cheap upgrade
👍🏻
fora rtx 3060
tsk might help, general pgt might help
budget?
5800x
Pgti*
budget
9800x3d
Pgt is fraud
Such good cpu
do u know more cpu intensive games
its s ofucking hard bro
fps
Play pgti its better
my next build will have. i have 13900k rn…
ye its a terrible scen tho
genuinely
pgti is just better
play air ufo
apex, cs2
Oofff i went from 14700kf to 9800x3d the fps difference was crazy
i dont think apex is cpu intensive
mrooow
Does anyone have the link to the benchmark v1 from aimlabs?
to plat
grok is apex cpu bound
I just think pgt is boring i hate scenarios with different bots
man driftts is not being kind to me
Intel(R) Core(TM) Ultra 7 155H (3.80 GHz) is my cpu and intergrated graphics is my gpu and 120hz pls somthing that i can run and is good
can someone direct me to the banned word list
ryzen 7 5800x
what’s the american word for futbol
damn.
good job jade senpai
r1 pro some ass
wallahi im so washed in rivals
ever since I got back from vacation I forgor how to aim
i need a direct injection of 100 ml of kvks
oh i aggree
its so dumb
like ur gonna log on the game
Is Voltaic app down forever?
and question why u arent able to track targets that are falling
no more voltaic
at least thats what usually happens when i play pgt (never)
I'm beating my records all days, but Voltaic is down
not a single thought
just frolicking
silly dumb lil guy
i hope i explode
yes
stats homework is sooo boring
thats a nice song
the dog of spontaneous combustion
no ai
literally i just need to spend 10 minutes setting up an excel sheet with all of the basic shit so i dont have to plug all these numbers into a calculator
me when i see @meager meteor irl
yes very real
damn what
You get it
did u know that voltaic does that for u already?
cus cus yeah
pb but i choke so hard bot 3
yeah they got that population deviation algo built in
Yes
yay
idk what that means
personally
i choked at the end like 5 times aswell, you'll get it
whgy
yo guys if i just go raw aim with sum map knowledge will i do good in r6
it is a tuff song
no
aw
i need to practice the last bot and the bot 2
i wanna do this so bad
define good
hang from the ceiling and dangle there?
that sounds really bad without context
omfg
mods i am not tripleoj i swear
well hopefully not die and get shit on
probably
thats what most r6 players define as good
😭
but if u are playing r6 @violet wave dont expect ANYTHING good to happen
personal experience
after 900h of playtime
achive a solid rank in the game
@stuck drum how can i get good in ground bot 3
in my experience its more like 1/10
its not that bad
but u can find cheater
s
just not as often as people describe
above emerald for sure
yeah thats accurate
the cheating problem in r6 is not that bad right now but only BECAUSE of the low player count...
whether it’s xim or just toggling it’s sad
like blatant too
i havent played in the past few months by now
lol
the toggling dude
that always happened to me
siege x fixed nothing
i havent seen ximmers though
a guy i knew
i don’t talk to him anymore
had a 1$ cheat
that worked for 8 months
i cant send pics here but check steam charts lmao
quack
anybun home…
i mean i wouldnt be surprised
the game died after jynxzi and some other cc left
highguard son or siege daughter
yeah i know but its ridiculous
it really is
1500 hours of playtime just to go dead
alright bro
deadlock is bigger than r6 and it’s not even in beta yet 🔥
bro i wanna try one but i swear the calories in one is like my daily intake
does deadlock really have more players
it had 120k concurrent the other day
it’s too 10 most played games on steam with 0 advertising
top
that dog looks fake
the strawberry one is lol 1k calories or something
bro what??
like*
thats just crazy
yeah it’s crazy
2000/3000 calories for the day
crazy for bulking
yeah bro they are insane
how have I only heard abt it here
crazy bad for you though
who cares
idk man
we consume hella shit that is bad for us
the games so big for an closed alpha playtest
yeah really fucking big
and if deserves it too
valve cooked so fucking hard
my preferred bulk method is blended chicken slurry, doublecream, and sugar
valve always cooks
1k calories is so insane to my british mind lmao
I didnt know it was made by valve
facts.
yeah
no cream of rice ?
they have all the bangers ig
it’s such a good game i swear to god
u have to try to learn the game if u haven’t it’s so worth it
why is half the chat asia/na
it’s gonna be huge 100% too
yeah I might try it
Does anyone know where I can find this scenario?
because na and asia are huge on mechanics
if u add me on discord and msg me ur friend code i can invite u later
how
goat regions
especially asia
arent they like tiny
they look tiny in this photo
ight bet
NA is airport speed runners
how is that 1k calories
oh
