general

[crisp forge]

😭

[versed spade]

you'll find a LOT more of those there

[little eagle]

u said ur a pretty princess so u dont go to the gym

and i was saying that those girls GO to the gym

[lusty oasis]

no...

[little eagle]

yes...

[lusty oasis]

no....

[rough pumice]

i'm a real pretty princess and i don't go to the gym

[brisk fossil]

the girls at the gym still got dumpy though

[little eagle]

ok 😄

[versed spade]

so do the men

[lusty oasis]

exhibit a

[little eagle]

ur not going to get jacked from going to the gym

u have to intentionally try to put on muscle

[crisp forge]

ya

[versed spade]

if you dont go to the gym thats fine its just good to have some form of physical activity for longevity

[lusty oasis]

my physical activity is playing gridshot until my fingers bleed

[versed spade]

dont have to go the gym to be jacked ahh hell just go for your own health and wellbeing

[prime palm]

Well that's the issue then, i barrely put any tension in them, only when necessary. I think that ypu put soo much tension to fingers that your wrist can't use tension. Try relaxing while still trying to bd as good

[agile arch]

really wanted to reply this with "I just be gooning my shit" but i decided to choose peace

[crisp forge]

go work out

[prime palm]

I'm gonna go take a shower now

[lusty oasis]

😭😭

[versed spade]

muscle imbalance

[lusty oasis]

no

[agile arch]

Nah I two hand it

[rough pumice]

tbh i don't like jacked people

[prime palm]

U would get turned into a gif

[crisp forge]

run on a threadmill do anything

[crisp forge]

yessss

!rank

[little eagle]

incline walking >

[prime palm]

!rank

[crisp forge]

dont be like me

[rough pumice]

i just think it's quite unattractive

[agile arch]

actually true

[versed spade]

https://tenor.com/view/fnaf-gif-25599710

[prime palm]

Almost top 450

[west geyser]

yeah but that s the problem when i consciously dont put too much tension on them i cant hit or track

[agile arch]

that shit hurt ur calfs like a mf

[versed spade]

INCLINE WALKING IS SO GOOD

[crisp forge]

i see the appeal of jacked ppl

[versed spade]

30 minute incline walking after a workout

holy aura

[little eagle]

i do 12-3-30 after every workout

[crisp forge]

muscle mommy tomboy 🤤

[fair reef]

azuma is gunna be afraid of me in 3 months

[crisp forge]

sorry continue

[little eagle]

12 incline, 3 speed, 30 minutes

[rough pumice]

i just find it unattractive 😭

[versed spade]

are you into a little flubber

[crisp forge]

lets see them pecks

[crisp forge]

chubby chaser

fr

[fair reef]

i need a bra...

[versed spade]

just find the men that don't care about cutting

[agile arch]

More cushion for the pushin

[prime palm]

Ur using too much tension. Just try over and over again. J don't see other way. Lower ur sens to 60 or 80cm

[hard stump]

idk if im ever gonna find a keyboard i want

[versed spade]

they're probably the strongest people in the world

[hard stump]

😔

[fair reef]

bulking season is over, its time to get down to 12-14% bf

[crisp forge]

tf you need a bra for

😭

[fair reef]

my tits

[crisp forge]

????

[hard stump]

im right here bro

[crisp forge]

arent you a dude what

or am i tripping

[prime palm]

Send pic

[fair reef]

please hold them for me

[west geyser]

ok i l try too

[little eagle]

💀

[agile arch]

alright let me lock back in

[hard stump]

https://tenor.com/view/monkey-zoo-monkey-grab-monkey-safevino-monkey-shirt-grab-gif-6881333783831012163

[fair reef]

i got big tits bro

[versed spade]

i have to start cutting cause not only are my abs gone Im deadass doing weighted pullups

[crisp forge]

nah youre a dude

you trolling

[fair reef]

yeah and i have big tits

[crisp forge]

😭

[little eagle]

rip ur back

[hard stump]

he dont know abt zarif…

[prime palm]

Bro doesn't need a gf

[rough pumice]

mine's bigger

[fair reef]

dw i train back we good 🤞

[rough pumice]

trust

[fair reef]

i believe you

[prime palm]

Legs

[versed spade]

having big moobs is so nice

[fair reef]

mine are not that big actually

[fair reef]

i did legs yesterday!

[crisp forge]

i fumbled so many ecup baddies

[prime palm]

W

[crisp forge]

you dont understand

[limber slate]

Too much Soylent or too much workout?

[little eagle]

i do legs 3x a week

i can never walk

[fair reef]

kinda sucks wearing shirts that are thinner tho

[versed spade]

100%

[fair reef]

too much workout ig, idk what soy products i consume

[versed spade]

all my shit is large

i love being a 5'3 man

[crisp forge]

never soy

how tf are 5’3

what

[versed spade]

asian

[little eagle]

u would need to drink a gallon of soy milk every day to even notice a difference

[versed spade]

shits rough for me

[crisp forge]

one drop is too much

[versed spade]

i feel good about my progression tho

[fair reef]

omw!

[versed spade]

short people just grow faster

[crisp forge]

its filled w cia microchips

[fair reef]

im like uhhh 5'9 or smth 5'10

[little eagle]

im 5'7 😔

[crisp forge]

@lusty oasis go work out though

[versed spade]

i may be 5'3 but at least im above average in my country 💀

[crisp forge]

you aint gonna become jacked

[little eagle]

sometimes i wish i was 6'4 267 lbs

[crisp forge]

just healthy

[fair reef]

its hard to get jacked, ive been trying

[versed spade]

if you have no form of physical activity you wont be healthy either

[crisp forge]

ya

[versed spade]

you could literally do anything 30 minutes a day even if its just active walking or jogging

just BE ACTIVE

[little eagle]

mfs scared to go to the gym because they might "accidentally get jacked" while gym bros have been trying to get jacked for years and struggling

[undone fiber]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1332344161646415955/1468342261065580584/image.gif

[versed spade]

the "I don't want to be too big" is the chuddy excuse

just workout bro youll be fine

you wont be too big if you're just looking to be healthy

[little eagle]

working out helps with proportions and toning arms

[sour totem]

is this a real thing?

I thought it was twitter yap

[little eagle]

@/ski

[fair reef]

no its real, you cant get jacked by looking at a dumbell

i wish it worked like that

[rose night]

this sentence never made any sense

[versed spade]

i think i need to cut before I start learning to do planches

cause holy I am a little heavy rn

[rose night]

your not gonna get big if your not trying to get big

[sour totem]

You're not as heavy as me dw

[brisk fossil]

yeah it's because they all eat fuckin candy and pizza because they're on a "bulk"

[little eagle]

wait first joey take i agree with

[rose night]

how much u weigh

[undone fiber]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1332344161646415955/1468342261065580584/image.gif

[sour totem]

Too much

[rose night]

is it as much as torex

[sour totem]

It doesn't look that bad cause I'm tall but too much

[versed spade]

mfw the bulk becomes the sin of gluttony

[little eagle]

weight doesnt matter too much

[sour totem]

I dunno my weight actually tbh

[little eagle]

its body fat %

[sour totem]

last time it was like 230?

[rose night]

type shit

[versed spade]

weight is honestly good cause you're basically doing legs every day

[little eagle]

how tall are u

[sour totem]

6'0~

[little eagle]

oh

thats not too bad

[sour totem]

it's still too much weight

Yeah

[little eagle]

wait...

[sour totem]

I have a lil thing that makes me gain weight way too easily and I let myself go so not too surprised about it

[little eagle]

im 5'7 140lbs

ive been doing a body recomp

[fair reef]

relate, im like almost 200lb rn
i gotta cut to 175

[little eagle]

for the passt month

losing and gaining the same 5 lbs

[versed spade]

okay I guess I'm just fat

i'm 5'3 145

[sour totem]

annoying part is trying to do lose it again hopefully for good this time LMAO

[sage tusk]

5 3

[sour totem]

I AM STILL DOWN NET 50 THOUGH

Could be worse

[fair reef]

w gains

[versed spade]

im telling you being 5'3 has its infinity downsides but at least I progress 4x faster than a dude who's 6'0

[little eagle]

get to like 180

with 17% bf%

[sour totem]

goals 200 first

[sour totem]

fuck you

LMAO

[little eagle]

i dont think ive ever seen a 5'3 man

[fair reef]

imagine i could be 15% bf at 200, that would be nice

[sour totem]

I have

I've seen a 4'8 guy

[little eagle]

like my brain is glitching out tryng to process it

[sour totem]

legally a midget

[versed spade]

go to the philippines you'll find shorter people there

[sour totem]

I got jumpscared cause he was trying to get past me at a shop

I was like "wth is this kid- HUH"

[little eagle]

grown ahh dude

[visual bronze]

hasbulla lookin ahh

[versed spade]

bruno mars is 5'5

[sage tusk]

but like he can sing

so

[sour totem]

literally turned around and saw a full beard and my brain stopped processing I just moved

[sage tusk]

its fine

[versed spade]

since when did I say his height was bad

[visual bronze]

anyone below 5'9 (my height) is tiny

🤏

[sour totem]

anyone below I think 5'10 for me is starting to approach short levels

[little eagle]

low elo is whatever elo thats under me

[sour totem]

you're tiny

[brisk fossil]

dude it drives me NUTS. i know a guy who's super active. thing is, he's like 5'11 and weighs 140lbs and super insecure about how skinny he is. right now he thinks he's on a "bulk" but it mainly consists of arby's roast beef sliders and whatever else is at a discount or deal on their menu. every time i try to tell him spamming fast food and junk is bad and doesn't work, he gets pissy at me and is like "bro it doesn't matter it's calories"

[little eagle]

if my bf was shorter than me, id have to die

[sage tusk]

how tall are u

[little eagle]

5'7

[fair reef]

lowk at his point, fast food bulk is the method

[sage tusk]

oh

youre probably fine

[little eagle]

like even one inch taller

idc

just dont be shorter

[versed spade]

arbys roast beef sliders is lowk delicious tho

[sage tusk]

what if its like slightly shorter

[little eagle]

nope

[sage tusk]

you have to look down a lil

[little eagle]

i can never wear heels

not doing that

[sage tusk]

just let him wear heels too

[little eagle]

LMAO

[sour totem]

I want a woman that can tower over me with heels on

[versed spade]

but yeah fast food bulk just aint it bro

[little eagle]

gun to my head

[versed spade]

you're consuming more preservatives and oil than anything

[sour totem]

Is that too much to ask for?

[versed spade]

only good fast food is chipotle

[visual bronze]

i got timed out for less

[sour totem]

😔

[little eagle]

whole foods >

mediterranean diet >

[visual bronze]

to be fair the mod that timed me out that one time

[sour totem]

Everyone who can have an opinion on food other than "thankgod I have food" has it good in my eyes

[visual bronze]

that's the only time i've seen this guy type

it is what it is

[brisk fossil]

raise/slaughter/process your own chickens and cattle >

[agile arch]

I just be eating people bro

[sage tusk]

in like a dahmer way or the other way

[fair reef]

bro might be from the island

[versed spade]

eating people is the bulk method

[agile arch]

Depends on the mood

[versed spade]

people are around 18000 calories

[sour totem]

Just have uranium as food

[little eagle]

how many calories is an average man

[agile arch]

yeah im a big boy

[visual bronze]

"or so i heard"

[versed spade]

a piece of charcoal has like 3 million calories

[undone fiber]

what about babies

[visual bronze]

[tepid drift]

heh, glad i dont have a score of -2.5 billion

[versed spade]

might have to start eating ts

[little eagle]

"allegedly..."

[sour totem]

People hate you I think

[visual bronze]

[fair reef]

my cutting calories is 2500

[undone fiber]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1332344161646415955/1468342261065580584/image.gif

a small sacrifice...

[sage tusk]

bro what

[versed spade]

I WISH

[agile arch]

Oh hell nah reverse flash started aim training 😭

[visual bronze]

it's just that one guy who's name i shall not mention

[versed spade]

THATS SO MUCH

[little eagle]

putting baby oil on my babies for my bulk

[lusty oasis]

saying i'm scared i'm gonna "accidentally get jacked" is fucking hilarious

[versed spade]

My cutting calories is 1600

[little eagle]

wtf

[versed spade]

im actually starved

[lusty oasis]

btw

[fair reef]

im just a big lad

[sage tusk]

how tall are you bruh

[undone fiber]

the diddy special 💔

[fair reef]

like 5'10

[visual bronze]

vt gen turned cannibalistic

[versed spade]

im forced to eat like 50 containers of kimchi

[sage tusk]

????

[versed spade]

and quinoa

[sage tusk]

spongebob building or what

[undone fiber]

https://giphy.com/gifs/army-soldier-1000-yard-stare-bmeDJaFPfstSxbdiGV

[tranquil finch]

chimki?

[undone fiber]

how did we get here man

[little eagle]

my cutting calories is 1700 :(

[fair reef]

idk my fitness pal and other sites say the same thing, and i tested it and it works

[visual bronze]

bulking

calories

eating people

and then...

diddy talk

[fair reef]

my maintenance is like 2700-2900

[versed spade]

i hate going to the gym on a cut

[tranquil finch]

im cutting right now too, 1500 calories today

[versed spade]

i feel like such a chud

[little eagle]

my maintenance is 2200

[fair reef]

deadass!

[brisk fossil]

well you see mine dear fellow, the calories a gentlemen is worth depends on their country. for instance: if they are from, say, the united states, then they are worth over 5 billion calories. get it? because they're fat!

[sage tusk]

is your job super active

[agile arch]

sometimes i peruse the leaderboard for a good chuckle

[visual bronze]

i'm the worst cuz i don't track my cals

[little eagle]

carbs before u go

[fair reef]

i have 2 jobs and both are working with children so im always on my feet

[versed spade]

i can't bench 165 anymore 😔

[tranquil finch]

im doing omad too, u lose so much fat with that

[fair reef]

so i guess i am active at work

[sage tusk]

ok i can kinda see it now

but still seems high

[brisk fossil]

dude OMAD just feels good to be on

[fair reef]

i also do hella cardio

[little eagle]

i eat rice cakes + raw honey + bananas + himalayan pink salt before i go gym

[brisk fossil]

i stan omad

[visual bronze]

@sage tusk

[fair reef]

so it is on the higherside but it makes sense in my case

[tranquil finch]

ye deffo man, also i feel like, if u stop eating earlier in the day, u lose more fat

[versed spade]

i walk to classes every day so i dont have to do cardio

constantly getting 10k steps

[sage tusk]

if this is vt bench u can just have it man

[little eagle]

fast carbs for jim

[visual bronze]

do be

[tranquil finch]

like, if u do the omad at night, tjhen u will lose less fat than if u ate that meal earlier ion the day

[visual bronze]

controlts

[lusty oasis]

be careful u might accidentally get jacked

[sage tusk]

yeman i gave up

when is that from

[versed spade]

nah the best carb is a strawberry dragonfruit refresher with green tea from dunkin

[little eagle]

wait...

[versed spade]

and a glazed donut

best pump treat ong

[little eagle]

ur so right

[visual bronze]

17 july

[little eagle]

thats 5d after my birthday

[visual bronze]

tmi

[fair reef]

whats on the 17th

[little eagle]

5 days after my birthday

[versed spade]

lex hits gm

[visual bronze]

. his controlts score

[sage tusk]

the day i accepted to be boblow

[fair reef]

i see

[sage tusk]

forever

[visual bronze]

that's this month

[fair reef]

i cant wait for may 30 and aug 7

[versed spade]

i cant wait for aug 7 but its for a different reason

probably

[fair reef]

what if its the same reason

[sage tusk]

what if it isnt

[versed spade]

what letter does it start with

[fair reef]

e

[versed spade]

nope

[fair reef]

aw

[versed spade]

e what

end of cut

[fair reef]

elements

[lusty oasis]

hey guys

[fair reef]

hey ski

[agile arch]

hai

[sage tusk]

sky

[versed spade]

ah the music fest

[glacial sluice]

guys Ihave a question

[fair reef]

yes

also may 30 is project glow

[glacial sluice]

if my chair is really low compared to my desk will it hurt my aim lmk

[versed spade]

i am also seeing music on aug 7

[versed spade]

but not a fest

[visual bronze]

bruhh

[fair reef]

awesome!

[visual bronze]

i was gonna make the joke but now i don't wanna

[fair reef]

oh yeah im seeing twice very soon

this month

[rose night]

get rid of gridshot bro

its a shit scen

[versed spade]

twice is so funnnnn

how much did you pay tickets for

[rose night]

and ppl waste time on it

[fair reef]

like a bit more than 100

[versed spade]

thats actually not bad

[little eagle]

AHAHAH

[fair reef]

seats look decent enough

[little eagle]

I SAW THEM IN DALLAS LAST WEEK

[versed spade]

im seeing bts on aug 7 and it didnt actually cost a kidney

[fair reef]

honestly the 360 stage is gunna be NUTS

[little eagle]

SO GOOD

[fair reef]

FR?!

omg

[little eagle]

yessss

[fair reef]

im getting hype

[versed spade]

me waiting for a newjeans concert...

it will never happen

[little eagle]

only paid $800 for a seat

[versed spade]

800

[fair reef]

crisp 800

[fair reef]

were you up close

[visual bronze]

twice...

[glacial sluice]

Is ts chill or should I go higher

[little eagle]

floor

[versed spade]

wtf

[visual bronze]

was that a kpop group

[glacial sluice]

bro I need to know if my arm is fucked

[fair reef]

higher

[sage tusk]

so many questions

[fair reef]

sheesh

[visual bronze]

i got bts tickets for july

[versed spade]

i wish they gave us the setlist

listening to the entire bts discography

[versed spade]

i wish some people spoke korean where I live cause i wanna learn

[visual bronze]

YOU'RE TAKING THE PISS

450 is gm

[fair reef]

i saw they were 300 and i was like nah...

[visual bronze]

[visual bronze]

i got 2 for 200 in london

[versed spade]

youll hit it on july 17

[little eagle]

im fluent

[versed spade]

june

[little eagle]

lived in korea for 5 years

as a kid

[fair reef]

lucky, my group was not on time

[visual bronze]

seats in the back ofc

but w.e

[versed spade]

omg i need to learn

[fair reef]

still got em

[versed spade]

from the best

im still learning my hangul

[visual bronze]

i didn't wanna risk the other person not getting one

so i bought 2

[little eagle]

https://x.com/xtsygirll/status/2019822289534218250?s=20

🫐 (@xtsygirll)

Yo ass is not Korean U is annyeong as fuck

X · Feb 6, 2026, 5:15 PM

[visual bronze]

so anyone if this girls keeps neglecting me

who wanna go to bts in july

:3

[little eagle]

ME

I WANNA SEE BT

S

[visual bronze]

london

wya

[little eagle]

ive never been to eurpope

im down

[visual bronze]

eurpope

[fallen slate]

Somebody send something

[visual bronze]

sheee

[fallen slate]

A doctor of some sort

[little eagle]

Ur Pope

[visual bronze]

there's a saying in romanian

[little eagle]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1347698836545470476/1401977387209461820/ezgif-3ce63fac69e7a8.gif

[visual bronze]

"do what the pope says, not what the pope does"

me when i try to give advice

[crisp forge]

free wiz

[little eagle]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/899764364498837504/1331440484781916303/speechmemified_pasteimage_3.gif

[crisp forge]

free wiz till its backwards

[little eagle]

wiz will never be free

[fair reef]

https://tenor.com/view/steamhappy-trans-pride-transgender-pride-lgbtq-gif-9277729136122019233

[crisp forge]

💔

[sage tusk]

what did wiz do

[versed spade]

like big women

[little eagle]

^

[agile arch]

whats so wrong with that

guys....

[versed spade]

every woman is big to me 😭

[glacial sluice]

is ts better lmk

HOLY DOXX

[fair reef]

i had tacobell yesterday

[versed spade]

is that a baja blast from taco bell

[glacial sluice]

yes

[fair reef]

also ur chair height is good now me thinks

[glacial sluice]

okay thanks

[upper token]

anyone tried the g wolves htr

[versed spade]

are you left handed or is the picture flipped

[crisp forge]

ripped

[fallen slate]

I think I have aids

[versed spade]

nvm discord is flipped

[glacial sluice]

Im small in that bruh

[fair reef]

i can see the chest

[crisp forge]

fakecel

[glacial sluice]

what abt monitor height?

[versed spade]

i see the vision

[fair reef]

kinda

[fair reef]

i make it so that the top of my monitor is slightly above my head and an arm length away from me

[crisp forge]

tilt it up

[lusty oasis]

guys look at my fit i got new stuff

[fair reef]

but this is very much personal preference

i also tilt mine slightly

[glacial sluice]

my montior

is close to my face

really close

[crisp forge]

i like it like below

[versed spade]

is the gym in the room with us

[crisp forge]

and tilted up

cause its easier on the neck and eyes

[lusty oasis]

......

i am a pretty internet princess

[little eagle]

go jim and do cardio while watching anime

time goes by quickly

[versed spade]

fuck you for having beautiful weather right now

its cold as shit

[little eagle]

it’s 70f in dallas

[visual bronze]

hell naw i'm fighting for my life on the treadmill

[toxic haven]

nice looking gym

[versed spade]

its

[visual bronze]

i've always been bad with cardio stuff

[versed spade]

-5 right now

[glacial sluice]

I thought closer to monitor makes ytour reaction time faster

[versed spade]

-5f

[little eagle]

not necessarily

[sage tusk]

bor

[visual bronze]

in highschool it'd make me very dizzy, lightheaded, and give me chest pain

[versed spade]

are you deadass

no

[fair reef]

think it gets better the more you do, since your heart is a muscle

[versed spade]

it just makes micros easier

[toxic haven]

i have been blessed with incredibly stamina for some reason so that's good

[sour totem]

Nah I won't be able to focus with anime physics in my face actually wait that might be fire idea

[crisp forge]

ya bro youre decreasing the distance light needs to travel

[little eagle]

^

u want to start slow

and build up

[crisp forge]

youre saving picoseconds bro!!!

[versed spade]

same

[visual bronze]

i mean it does check out, i won't disagree xD

[versed spade]

you get better at it over time

my lungs have such small capacity

[visual bronze]

my teachers didn't really understand that

it only took weak knees, vomiting, and cramps to prove my point

[fair reef]

oh damn

[versed spade]

holy genetic disadvantage

[crisp forge]

https://tenor.com/view/comaru-michi-gif-16803606052119540140

[fair reef]

i nerf my self with cigs

[sour totem]

I'm what humans were made for.... An endurance beast

[toxic haven]

wow uh

[sour totem]

I cannot run fast

But I will run far

[visual bronze]

i'm the opposite i'm a fast runner

i have no endurance

[glacial sluice]

aiming strains my shoulder

[visual bronze]

we were doing that thing where

[glacial sluice]

I dont like this

[crisp forge]

i can run hella fast but not far

[visual bronze]

u run track

[versed spade]

cigs and working out is holy maxminning

[visual bronze]

but u like pass the baton around

[little eagle]

smoking on the treadmill might be the move

[visual bronze]

the warmups were killing me cuz it was like doing laps of this 400m track

[toxic haven]

i have crazy endurance at the cost of being tired all the time, i can recover from a set to failure in 20 seconds flat every time but my brain wont let me sleep properly so it's all a trade off

[visual bronze]

i was dead by 2nd lap

~600m in

[crisp forge]

just walk them bro

[little eagle]

i played tennis for 6-7 years so i built endurance

[versed spade]

tell them you're a sprinter not a runner

[crisp forge]

you need to do cardio

[glacial sluice]

@visual bronze when you do ww5t static does your shoulder hurt?

[little eagle]

but i used to get exhausted quickly

[versed spade]

im def a sprinter

[visual bronze]

i did cuz otherwise i would've just died during class

[versed spade]

marathons would kill me

[floral horizon]

whaddup

[versed spade]

hi

[visual bronze]

i haven't done static in a moment but no shoulder no hurty

[glacial sluice]

is it bad my shoulder gets tired?

[fair reef]

my friend brought these chinese ones from china and they are so much better than what we have in the states

[crisp forge]

i could maybe do one if i had prep

[visual bronze]

maybe you're getting used to the new way you're sitting

[versed spade]

what makes cigs from a different country better

besides the flavor

[visual bronze]

being foreign

[crisp forge]

cigs got aura

[glacial sluice]

it hurts when going down

[versed spade]

idk ive never put any form of smoking products

in my mouth

or in my lungs

[fair reef]

the feel, the quality of the tobacco, and what lex said being foreign

[crisp forge]

same

[glacial sluice]

only when gfoing down

[crisp forge]

i never smoked nothing

no drugs

[fair reef]

good

[crisp forge]

never drank

[fair reef]

keep it that way

[visual bronze]

idk what to say, ask in #advice

[versed spade]

only drugs ive taken is like 0.5mg of an edible

and alcohol once in a blue moon

[fair reef]

wym .5mg

[sour totem]

My body does not recover like at all

[versed spade]

5mg

sorry

[visual bronze]

i don't like giving advice unless i'm somewhat confident in what advice i'm giving

[fair reef]

oh ok makes sense

[sour totem]

I stay sore for fucking days for some reason

[visual bronze]

i'm a useless master player

[crisp forge]

hell no i could never do weed

[versed spade]

it was like a 20mg gummy and I split it into 4

[toxic haven]

i think it has something to do with ATP energy reserves

[crisp forge]

shits illegal

[sour totem]

I need genuine advice on that why does my body do that

[toxic haven]

there's def a major genetic component

[fair reef]

not illegal where i live

[weary ocean]

anybody has the hitscan hyperlight and atk f1 v2 and can tell me which is better

[toxic haven]

im starting to become convinced that fitness is 50% diet and 50% genetics man

[fair reef]

lucky me

[crisp forge]

well not where i live but where i work it is

[toxic haven]

my chest and back are wildly overdeveloped despite my arms (which i put way more effort into) being underdeveloped

[crisp forge]

and they do drug tests occasionally

[fair reef]

oh i see

thats unfortunate

[crisp forge]

https://tenor.com/view/comaru-cat-gif-26653024

[fallen slate]

@hushed patrol

[toxic haven]

have you ever seen a bull? those things are 2000lbs lean and all they do is stand around in a field eating grass, i want whatever hormones they have bro

[crisp forge]

idrc

[fair reef]

lowk same

[crisp forge]

its wtv you pee in a cup

thats it

[sour totem]

Only now?

[toxic haven]

LMAO

[fair reef]

if it were a 1 time thing, fake pee method works but dont ask me how you can get it

[hushed patrol]

im here whats up my goat :)

[crisp forge]

no they watch you pee

bro

[fallen slate]

I give up

[toxic haven]

what if aim is all genetic and kovaaks is actually a psyop, have we considered this?

[crisp forge]

😭

[fallen slate]

PGT novice

Hardest scenario ever

[hushed patrol]

whys that

[fair reef]

oh yeah its cooked

[fallen slate]

My fingers are cramping

Everything sucks

[toxic haven]

that being said i am convinced that VRT is way more health based than it is genetic

[fallen slate]

I can't PB

[fair reef]

do you work at an engineering company?

[crisp forge]

not rn but hopefully one day

[versed spade]

explains how I went from gold to almost asc complete in two months

i love being short

[fair reef]

i see

[toxic haven]

improving my health immediately and majorly cut down my reactivity as well as mood, concentration, endurance etc

[sage tusk]

what

[hushed patrol]

you already achieved a super great score man you should be proud of yourself you did a fantastic job and you improved well in your session there's no reason to be negative at all you should take breaks and you cant be the best at everything and especially not in one session you have what it takes but it just takes time bro

[toxic haven]

less distance for signals to move through your body you are catching up a microsecond from it so it's worth

[versed spade]

100%

[fallen slate]

You are cute

[sour totem]

People realizing too late sigh

[versed spade]

same reason why mrekk is #1 on osu bro is like 4'10

[fallen slate]

Thank you

I swear to God this mouse will save me

On everything

[hushed patrol]

you're more than welcome

never back down never what?

[sour totem]

Nah ever since asthma basically said working out without an inhaler would probably kill me I realized yk maybe this shit genetic

[fallen slate]

NEVER GIVE UP

God I'm going to send myself out the window

[hushed patrol]

https://tenor.com/view/nickeh30-griddy-fortnite-gif-10812907213793195263

[hushed patrol]

theres no need to do that bro

theres way more better solutions to your problems

[glacial sluice]

okay I found out

[hushed patrol]

im here

[glacial sluice]

my desk is to high

which causes my shoulder to flare foward

fuck my life

[sour totem]

Like a nice bath

[hushed patrol]

https://tenor.com/view/silly-seal-tounge-cute-s-gif-11171139685842627140

[toxic haven]

what a lovely creature

https://klipy.com/gifs/seal-seals-27

HE'S SO ROUND

oh my god

i want to pick him up and hug him

[hushed patrol]

crazy physique man you're looking amazing

[toxic haven]

❤️

[empty chasm]

https://giphy.com/gifs/bear-nunchucks-Y0aNDLDpmGUUGHljeH

[toxic haven]

appreciated!

[hushed patrol]

we all do ❤️‍🩹

[hushed patrol]

you're more than welcome boss

[crisp forge]

increase chair height

[toxic haven]

🥰

[glacial sluice]

its max

[crisp forge]

pop off the bottom of the cylinder

add spacers

mid engine gr yaris whar

[tranquil finch]

man i really wna play Deadlock, its annoying that its been in early access for like 3 years now

[glacial sluice]

I shouldnt of chnaged my posture

bad idea

[versed spade]

More like 2

You’re not too late my brother

[tranquil finch]

oh right, ye i cant play it cuz its not public right?

[versed spade]

Also theres no game (besides apex) that’s too late to start playing

[versed spade]

Do you not have access still?

[tranquil finch]

ima just play the finals for now, love that

[versed spade]

I’ve had the game since release

[tranquil finch]

i dont have access no

[versed spade]

You need a friend that can give you an invite to the game

[tranquil finch]

oh

ye i just read that right now

[versed spade]

Deadlock just isnt my game ngl, its a moba shooter

I’ve already had my fair share of mobas (mythic in mobile legends)

[tranquil finch]

oh

[tepid drift]

anyone know anything about this benchmark called TNT Valorant? looks eerily similar to the voltaic valorant benchmark in the way its laid out

[sour totem]

that's because it's meant to be a kovaaks remake

[tepid drift]

does this server accept scores from that bench for roles mayhaps 😺

[sour totem]

no

[tepid drift]

figured as much

thats neat though ive been wanting something like that

whys the valorant benchmark on aimlabs in the first place is that like some sort of brand deal with aimlabs?

[idle fjord]

Aimlabs partnered with voltaic iirc

[tepid drift]

ill never forgive aimlabs

https://giphy.com/gifs/angry-red-emoji-m8fyrgnXwXV5EHw6Lm

[glacial sluice]

Rory

[south parcel]

Ewlabs

[crisp forge]

chill on goat

i only dislike its ui tbh but not like kovaaks ui is any better

[tepid drift]

kovaaks ui is no nonsense once you learn how to navigate it

[visual bronze]

chat

[tepid drift]

aimlabs just has everything hidden behind a billion different menus

[visual bronze]

anyone got a psytrance playlist?

spotify pls

[tepid drift]

if you want to play a specific task you have to click like ten times

[crisp forge]

i mean

kovaaks does too kinda

[empty chasm]

NEW BP

[south parcel]

Whats bp

[visual bronze]

can we get kovaaks battlepass

[empty chasm]

https://giphy.com/gifs/thegifys-gifys-5xaOcLGvzHxDKjufnLW

[south parcel]

Battlepass that makes you play static

[empty chasm]

personal best

[south parcel]

Thats pb dumbass

[tepid drift]

oh boy i cant wait to play my favorite scenario 1w3ts! (start game -> local playlists -> double click favorited playlist -> click 1w3ts)

[empty chasm]

ohhhh

mb

[tepid drift]

takes like 3 seconds

[empty chasm]

😭

i mean pb

[tepid drift]

1w3ts wr

[glacial sluice]

bro I shouldve never changed my desk an chair

now Ihave shoulder pain

and my aim is worse

I can move up and down easier ig?

[sage tusk]

@upper token they genuinely just refused to cancel and are shipping it 😭

[visual bronze]

what's that

[sage tusk]

some pad i regret buying

insta cancelled

but i guess they know better so

[glossy sage]

What are the cs benchmarks that are built into kovaaks

Do they help?

[sour totem]

did you get money back or no bro

they just went "fuck you" fully?

[sage tusk]

na man they just ignored completely 😭

[pulsar storm]

how do i fix my flicks theyre so bad bro

[visual bronze]

that's a W company

[sour totem]

nt man

you tried at least

[visual bronze]

basically saying

[versed spade]

No they’re not good

Do micro gold mine

[visual bronze]

"never doubt yourself king"

"never back down never WHAT?"

[glossy sage]

Where

[sour totem]

by playing static and ts

[pulsar storm]

static is easy

[sour totem]

then your flicks aren't ass

[pulsar storm]

they are

[sour totem]

or static is easy because you're shit

[glossy sage]

I need kovaaks version of thr valorsnt micros

[pulsar storm]

u wanna watch

[glossy sage]

Because my aimlabs sens is a bit off

[sour totem]

no

#advice

[pulsar storm]

like when targets are far apart

[glossy sage]

Even though it has the same cm

[tepid drift]

look up TNT Valorant on evxl

[versed spade]

KovaaKsTrollingDesertsandGasmask

[sour totem]

anima's micro benches are kinda nice too

[pulsar storm]

is a model d still good in 2026

[versed spade]

Nah just do micro gold mine lowk the best

Unless its benches you’re looking for

[glossy sage]

I know i can push to immortal for that benchmark

I only found 1 useful scenario in the cs benchmark

[pulsar storm]

also that channels dead no one replies to u lowk

[glossy sage]

Its the placement click

[sour totem]

everyone replies late at night mate

[glossy sage]

What is evxl

[versed spade]

Scenarios that arent dynamic clicking are useful yk

Evxl.app

[glossy sage]

Okay

[sour totem]

idk why but like 6pm+ everyone that gives advice gets on

[glossy sage]

Thank you

[pulsar storm]

can someone recommend smth to play everday thatll make me improve

[glossy sage]

Idk thses terms

I just click

[versed spade]

Bruh

[tepid drift]

kovaaks benchmark tracker

[versed spade]

Dynamic clicking is scenarios that require you to click moving targets once

[coarse belfry]

viscose benches and have fun i guess

[glossy sage]

I got #122 on the placement click cs2 :3333

[pulsar storm]

right

[glossy sage]

So it must be working by brainlessly clicking

[pulsar storm]

can u send me to it

[glossy sage]

Thank you

[versed spade]

Rank doesn’t matter

[glossy sage]

Its scuffed

[glacial sluice]

should my monitor center be parallel to my eyes?

[glossy sage]

I only play the moving targets

[glacial sluice]

like the height

[glossy sage]

I just found it out today

[pulsar storm]

do yall use armrests or no

[glossy sage]

I was just trying to push my pasu

[versed spade]

No

[pulsar storm]

like

[glossy sage]

Its now stilling at 860 or something

[pulsar storm]

i feel like i can barely move up and down

[glossy sage]

So im happy

[versed spade]

I dont use armrests because of the way my arm is angled on the mousepad

[glossy sage]

My tracking on these scenarios are abysmal with my sens

[coarse belfry]

https://evxl.app/u/Viscose/Viscose Benchmarks/Easier?tab=charts

its these but u can enter ur own steam profile link at the top and search them for ur own scores

[versed spade]

Plus keeping your arm in one spot seems kinda bad

[glacial sluice]

chair hgiher

[pulsar storm]

moving my chair up means like

[glossy sage]

Mo

[pulsar storm]

armrests gonna be higher

and itll js be weird

[versed spade]

Bro get rid of your armrest

[glossy sage]

My chair doesn't have arms rest

I don't put my hands on the table

[pulsar storm]

what if i just pivot it away

and use it on my elbow

[glossy sage]

Because im more used to just lifting both arms and playing that way

[versed spade]

Or how about this

No armrest

[glossy sage]

Does voltiac kovaaks help in cs2

I don't want to waste time on stuff that doesn't help with my aim

Im fine with improving my raw aim even if its not micro

[versed spade]

If you just want the aim trainer as a supplement just do some warmup playlist

[glossy sage]

I already warm up ingame

[versed spade]

If you want to improve your general aim do the voltaic kovaaks playlist

[pulsar storm]

lowk my desk is tiny

[glossy sage]

Won't that cause fatigue

[pulsar storm]

do i have img perms here

[coarse belfry]

playing cs would help w cs

[glossy sage]

Yes

I been playing a lot recently

[versed spade]

I only play cs and val and I think the kovaaks benches are good

[pulsar storm]

can someone tell me if my desk is too small

[coarse belfry]

but using ur mouse more isnt a negative

[glossy sage]

No idea

[coarse belfry]

if its in kovaaks or whatever

[pulsar storm]

can i make the benchmark into a playlist

[glossy sage]

I see

But the only issue im facing in pushing these benchmarks is the tracking

[versed spade]

Then work on tracking

[glossy sage]

My sens is way too low to be tracking those

[versed spade]

Then change your sens

[glossy sage]

No

That would ruin my aim

[versed spade]

Weak minded aimers stay on the same sens

No it wouldnt

[coarse belfry]

it wouldnt ruin ur aim

[versed spade]

Sure you’re not used to it cause you never change your sens

[glossy sage]

I have been on the same sens since for 5 years now

[versed spade]

But once you get used to changing sens you’ll find your aim improvement skyrocket

I used to constantly get aim converters for every game I play for years

[agile arch]

do we still have the

s-musclememory

[quick echo]

Changing your sensitivity isn't harmful for practice and likely not harmful at all.

🔸 Read why 'muscle memory' is seen as a meme in aiming https://t.co/q5DGnafCm9?amp=1

[versed spade]

Now I just play on every sens

[coarse belfry]

lota good players dont even use the same sens for every hero in ow

i have diff settings on literally every acc n game i play

[versed spade]

I change my sens all the time in val

It doesnt hurt my performance

Nor my hs percentage

My hs percentage stays 31%

[glossy sage]

Perfectionism is going to be the death of me

I don't play val so no idea

[versed spade]

Its the same in cs

I only click heads

[fallen slate]

I don't even need to use a converter to know what sensitivity I'm on

[coarse belfry]

yea i just type in a number

[fallen slate]

Which is crazy

[supple pier]

lowk just gonna be stuck at jade pasu forever

[pulsar storm]

guys

[supple pier]

fuck the score requirement

[fallen slate]

If you feel stuck

[pulsar storm]

like

[fallen slate]

Go back to the fundamentals type of thing

[pulsar storm]

on my monitor why do the balls have like a before image

[fallen slate]

Play some other pasu scenario

[pulsar storm]

like

[supple pier]

only on intermediate jade

[fallen slate]

Like easier ones and harder ones

[pulsar storm]

how do i fix tha

[supple pier]

everything else im getting improvements

[fallen slate]

I know

[versed spade]

Lol rip ghosting

[pulsar storm]

like

[coarse belfry]

buy oled

[pulsar storm]

for overdrive

do i need strong

on

[versed spade]

Why overdrive your monitor

[pulsar storm]

does it not help

[fallen slate]

Think about it, playing easier versions can help you path better and gain speed/ read the map better

[versed spade]

It just gives you shitty predictions

[pulsar storm]

ok wanan give me £500 rq

[versed spade]

Just turn off overdrive

[pulsar storm]

feels much better in games tbh

[fallen slate]

Harder versions can help you actually hit your shots and put your skills to the test

[glossy sage]

Its not that cheap

[versed spade]

You dont need that shit

[fallen slate]

Trust

[pulsar storm]

like alot clearer and smooth

[versed spade]

Nah you dont need that shit

[glossy sage]

Im fine with a ips

[supple pier]

i've been running adv, getting consistent pbs and improvements

[pulsar storm]

same thing happens with overdrive off

[coarse belfry]

doesnt overdrive just cause reverse ghosting

[glossy sage]

😊

[coarse belfry]

i never used it

[pulsar storm]

whats a good ball colour

[visual bronze]

u need confidence in pasu

[pulsar storm]

cs im on red

[versed spade]

Overdrive not good in general

[visual bronze]

is what i learned

[versed spade]

Plus I have a tv if I want to watch stuff I’ll watch it on my oled tv

My monitor is ips

[versed spade]

Yes

[glossy sage]

My goals of defeating matty in the valorant benchmarks stopped after kovaaks got added into my library

He got off super lucky

I was completely new ranks every day and week

[fallen slate]

This is good

[visual bronze]

[fallen slate]

It will come with time

[glossy sage]

Uncle was shivering

[fallen slate]

Just don't give up on it

[supple pier]

that only makes my accuracy worse, leading to lower scores

[versed spade]

Then play pasu more

[visual bronze]

you're aping then

[versed spade]

And focus on accuracy first

[fallen slate]

Wait maybe this is it

[supple pier]

?

[fallen slate]

Maybe no one is better than him because he's lucky

Like there's a force field

Around him

[glossy sage]

Yea

[versed spade]

Hes the luckiest person ever

[fallen slate]

Today would make a lot more sense

[versed spade]

That makes him good

[fallen slate]

For me if that's the case

[glossy sage]

I need to get to immortal onto he valorant bench marks

Its doable

[coarse belfry]

matty only rank 1 cus no one good plays kovaaks fr

once a decent player joins its over

[glossy sage]

Like I maybe in a week or 2

[visual bronze]

if you're saying that when you play "more confidently" you lose score because you lose acc

[glossy sage]

Because i haven't touched those micros

[visual bronze]

you probably rush too much

[supple pier]

then what does more confidently mean to you

[glossy sage]

And trying to do random stuff on kovaaks

[versed spade]

It also helps to do the harder pasu alternatives

Like raspberry

Or toonsclick

[glossy sage]

Oh matty oh matty

Why aren't you angelic complete

Hmmmm

🤔

Maybe you just lacking where i can improve

[versed spade]

I’m gonna take a nap then get back on my benches

[visual bronze]

idk how to explain it like try taking your leading shot closer to the target because you're confident you'll hit the shot

[glossy sage]

How long is he gonna be delaying that 1 scenario

[visual bronze]

instead of going too far ahead

and waiting for it to come in your crosshair

[glossy sage]

Accuracy = good :3 and in turn increases speed!

[fallen slate]

LMAO

[supple pier]

well i mean im already doing this

[glossy sage]

Its true tho

[supple pier]

so idk

[glossy sage]

Anyone else with 5k hours would run laps around him

[pulsar storm]

do u guys play with ur

elbows on ur desks

[coarse belfry]

no it aint

[glossy sage]

No

[fallen slate]

There is a lot of players with this hours

Across aiming in general

[glossy sage]

They must be below average then

[versed spade]

Matty is like the most talented and its all cause of his super hard work

He gaps everyone in redbull ready check

[glossy sage]

Mhm

[fallen slate]

Most of these players are Astra +

Or some of the best players in general

[versed spade]

I aspire to work hard like him but I could never be next to him

Hes just goated

[pulsar storm]

do yall play with elbows on the desk

[glossy sage]

Donk would be the best aimer

[fallen slate]

I think anything's possible

[sage tusk]

?

[glossy sage]

His click registration is crazy good

[versed spade]

Elbow on my mousepad

My mousepad is p big

[brisk fossil]

elbow on my left click

[fallen slate]

No

I have no arm contact at all