general

[fiery flume]

you’re chilling bro

I hadn’t set up a time for you yet

[fallen slate]

My sleep schedule is backwards officially

I didn't go to bed until like 9:00 a.m.

Est

I'm cooked

[empty chasm]

so all the ones that has ts in the name lmb should be held down the whole run?

[fallen slate]

Yes

[empty chasm]

bet bet thanks

[fallen slate]

Yeah

[empty chasm]

[fallen slate]

Matty Is the only player I know of that releases m1 but I can't remember the reason

[potent sand]

@fallen slate

am i making it to astra

[empty chasm]

DONE DONE

THANK YOU GUYS SM FOR THE HELP WITH HOLDING IT DOWN

[native prawn]

i been playing for 1.5 hour and havent finished a single run

what am i doing

[empty chasm]

TIME TO MOVE ON

https://giphy.com/gifs/funny-nickelodeon-bob-esponja-Dps6uX4XPOKeA

[muted hollow]

Not done yet

Intermediate now

[humble goblet]

Let's go 💪

[empty chasm]

yes yes i know

[fiery flume]

training wheels are off now

[native prawn]

not yet

[fiery flume]

ok true

..

[fallen slate]

It's closer than you think it is

[empty chasm]

what this mean

🤔

[fiery flume]

[native prawn]

bro why am i so dogshit today

[empty chasm]

i am scared

[fiery flume]

intermediate jump might be big at first but it’s not that bad

[empty chasm]

ahhhh

i got it

[fiery flume]

advanced on the other hand

[empty chasm]

https://giphy.com/gifs/Zhot-motivation-yes-i-can-and-will-mTEbvlaS2rr5yJX97E

[fiery flume]

[empty chasm]

well tbh i do have some ascendent scores already

[humble goblet]

advanced aint got shit on me

[native prawn]

adv jump is kinda insane this season

[humble goblet]

I am getting gm soon I'm locked the fuck in

[fiery flume]

https://tenor.com/view/bad-boy-nice-guy-turn-from-nice-guy-to-slightly-bad-boy-slightly-bad-boy-tik-tok-gif-25518244

intermediate pgt vs advanced pgt:

[humble goblet]

I was not ready for advanced pgt

that shit got hands

oh yeah I got gm snake today reikuro

I was afraid I was gonna be 3 points away for a moment

[fiery flume]

REAL

[potent sand]

yo ur a cutie btw

[storm hamlet]

nah never really had a problem

[humble goblet]

only 104 more for nova

[empty chasm]

what sound all use for ab?

[crisp forge]

https://tenor.com/view/marimari-vtuber-wiggle-wigglewiggle-369-gif-10366048654346553330

[wise veldt]

It’s worst on control

[empty chasm]

https://giphy.com/gifs/meme-rai-raisakurai-RwC0pMFRyhh7bsXgfj

[potent sand]

tampio my motivation fr

@wise veldt we getting close

[wise veldt]

Nice

I’m looking forward to static arc

[crisp forge]

gold to plat harder than master to gm on gang

on allah

[native prawn]

legit bro like why does control go from piss easy 90 acc to tortyre hell chamber

[wise veldt]

Yeah it’s like intermediate is just tracking a moving ball

And advanced is just

I’m gonna blow up

[empty chasm]

https://giphy.com/gifs/rai-ahhhhhhhh-raisakurai-u092fZ0pBMtoITM5bq

[crisp forge]

we cannot be posting jjk gifs in big 26

[potent sand]

im just gonna grind cA

[empty chasm]

not MY gang

[potent sand]

and poke and dotts

im hoping im at least diamond static

[native prawn]

advanced it actually do tricks on u like its easy for a bit then does some dumbass bias strafe and then skybots u

[wise veldt]

Whatever you enjoy the most is what you should play, don’t worry about scores too much

[crisp forge]

https://tenor.com/view/comaru-comaru-michi-komaru-cat-gif-58192159192430745

[wise veldt]

Worry about your improvement

[fallen slate]

Thank you

[humble goblet]

I used to be good at control tracking but advanced is a whole other beast

[crisp forge]

wtf even ca

[fallen slate]

I am quite cute yes

[crisp forge]

california?

canada?

[wise veldt]

It was such a nightmare coming off intermediate. That is probably what I wasted the most time on

[potent sand]

i might just try the lemon benchmarks then

[wise veldt]

Adv I still suck ass at it

[potent sand]

cuz they seem a lil more fun

[native prawn]

i almost figured out control tracking and then i dont play for 2 day and now i forgot...

[potent sand]

cA is good but hella boring icl

[fallen slate]

Tbf The scenario is kind of RNG

[potent sand]

omg so close hazelbut

[wise veldt]

Aimerz lowkey grew on me a lot

[fallen slate]

You got this though

[crisp forge]

why we naming benches after canada

[wise veldt]

But that’s also because I’m incentivized to grind them a bit because seraphic is more achievable

I lowkey think es static doesn’t get enough love

[native prawn]

no bro i actually cant hit the bot anymore

i must have messed up my myscle memory or something

[muted hollow]

Celestial soon trust

[muted hollow]

Got my blessing

[wise veldt]

I got this score earlier

@potent sand

[native prawn]

maybe if it was instant accel and on the ground

[potent sand]

wtf

[peak estuary]

too many noobs here

[potent sand]

thats an insane score

i assume its not that pushed tho

[empty chasm]

can someone send the pop download sound?

[peak estuary]

now beat bulldog

[native prawn]

damn wtf?

[peak estuary]

[coarse belfry]

sorry

[crisp forge]

did you see the cop who walked around w his weiner out

[native prawn]

svt lowkey a pro now

[peak estuary]

@hollow basalt

[potent sand]

he rlly is a goated static aimer

[wise veldt]

This is the closest I’ve ever been to either of them I thi k

Him or Jasper

[peak estuary]

good luck bro

everyone is just genetic gapped by a 15 yr old

[wise veldt]

Bulldog is like

17 now

18

He’s in his prime

[peak estuary]

nope

hes out of it

gg

[wise veldt]

He’s prolly gonna break 2k

Either him or Jasper

But Jasper hasn’t been playing 1w6ts as much as others have

[crisp forge]

once you turn 18 its ggs

wait that sounds weird

NOT LIKE THAT

[potent sand]

can u guys like my recent twitter post :3

[humble goblet]

[potent sand]

so ppl think im popular

[peak estuary]

https://tenor.com/view/jeffery-epstein-epstein-island-edit-gif-12625768325519740777

[potent sand]

i wanna join an aim group after nova

[native prawn]

i got u

[potent sand]

ty hazelbut

[native prawn]

which one

[wise veldt]

Which one?

[potent sand]

idk

i like rA alot but im def not good enough

[humble goblet]

turn this into a gif

[potent sand]

so maybe Aerion

or aimpill

[peak estuary]

idk how

[potent sand]

idk any other like

groups i can join as a nova

[peak estuary]

rA loopy

[crisp forge]

chilllllllllllllllllllll

[wise veldt]

We are shutting down the aim group side of it

[empty chasm]

https://giphy.com/gifs/chris-highqualitygifs-hansen-ba5g4ID9g5cT6

[potent sand]

but my dream comm is yuki aim

[wise veldt]

And it’s just gonna be chill

[potent sand]

okay thats valid

[wise veldt]

rA

[potent sand]

rA loopy would slap but

[wise veldt]

You gotta be Astra

[potent sand]

i def gotta work for it

ye ik ik

[native prawn]

tbh theres no aim group worth joining

[wise veldt]

Or really good celestial something

Aimerz is Astra

[humble goblet]

aA loopy slaps

[wise veldt]

Voltaic is

[peak estuary]

voltaic pays big

[wise veldt]

Gg

[potent sand]

why not?

[peak estuary]

🤑

[potent sand]

also aimerz is cool

i rlly like aimerz

[peak estuary]

big sini bucks

[native prawn]

besides voltaci nothing rly happens

[potent sand]

but isnt that harder then rA

[native prawn]

aimerz is kinda cool

[potent sand]

i mean its just cool

to rep a team

[wise veldt]

Basically

You gotta coach

[potent sand]

and be a part of it

[wise veldt]

To make any money

If that’s what you want

[potent sand]

anyways my twitter in my bio now

[wise veldt]

Exposure

[potent sand]

discord

so like and follow

hopefully i dont get banned for promoting 😭

[wise veldt]

You can get decent exposure even from emoaimers

[potent sand]

ohh

i heard of em

arent they like controveral tho

and accept aimers of any rank

[peak estuary]

yeah

sean emoaim frame cutter

[wise veldt]

It’s fine though

I got a lot of good exposure from them

By factor of them having like 2k followers

[crisp forge]

i got banned from their discord for idk what

[native prawn]

is wA still a thing

[crisp forge]

i think

[potent sand]

https://x.com/hazelshark13/status/2015261245599817813?s=20

hazelshark.13 (@hazelshark13)

Close Long Strafes Thin Invincible - 18,936 #2
@KovaaKs
I'm back

▶ Play video

X · Jan 25, 2026, 3:11 AM

hazel

what the heck

did i just watch

[native prawn]

hi

[peak estuary]

stop cheat

hauzl

[native prawn]

schizopherniaaimz

[peak estuary]

hazelaimbro

[potent sand]

tbh thats what aether feels to me

[fallen hatch]

yo fml i left my bodycam on

[crisp forge]

this was back w the previous owner though

[wise veldt]

I think it’s entirely dead though

[crisp forge]

im chill w bad

[wise veldt]

I think wojitas is still in it?

[crisp forge]

previous ea owner was

😭

[fallen slate]

Have you seen

Azure run?

I think his run was pretty like

Informational for me

[native prawn]

i havent

[fallen slate]

The moment I watched his run is when I hit Astra and my pacing was pretty high despite having shitty tech. I wish I played it more at the time

But

[native prawn]

i havent seen any azure run on anything

idk why

[wise veldt]

Was this pre or post azure theme revolution

[fallen slate]

You should look it up

[wise veldt]

Azures old theme was devious

[fallen slate]

I can't remember but I also can't talk about themes

[crisp forge]

nah he wasnt on duty

[fallen slate]

Svt

[crisp forge]

still insane though

[fallen slate]

Hold on let me show you bro

[wise veldt]

Oh god

How bad can this be 😭

[fallen slate]

So for context

[native prawn]

the cuteaimbro theme revolution

[muted hollow]

-noob

[fallen slate]

I have very sensitive eyes

Long time ago I got fucking cooked for this vod

https://youtu.be/WXLVugjG544?si=SHAJXj-0AsDToMY4

LMAO

[crisp forge]

nihil the goat

[fallen slate]

I was getting flamed for

[wise veldt]

Holy shit

That’s awful

[crisp forge]

anyone above nihils rank cheating

[fallen slate]

Matty Said something like " dude how am I supposed to review this when my eyes are just burning"

LMAO

[wise veldt]

That’s probably one of the strangest static themes

[crisp forge]

this theme nice icl

[wise veldt]

I’ve ever seen

[fallen slate]

But at the time I didn't know how to manage my eye problem to which I went for the doctor for and what not

[wise veldt]

I just can’t imagine playing without being able to see the space in between the targets

That’s so crucial

[next jacinth]

yeahh my eyes dont feel good watching that either lol

[cursive moat]

someone DM this mans the windows activation script

[crisp forge]

the only thing that sucks is the framerate and bitrate

bro recorded that shit on an iphone 2

[next jacinth]

75cm on cloth?

[fallen slate]

Yeah

People hated that

[muted hollow]

Activate windows

[fallen slate]

Literally had people in my comment section on Twitter complaining about Windows activation

[next jacinth]

nah dont do it

[fallen slate]

I was like bro

[humble goblet]

I am HIM chat I am pbing everything today

[cursive moat]

do you need it 🥀

[fallen slate]

It don't even bother me I barely see it

[fallen slate]

Noo This was 2 years ago almost

[crisp forge]

shouldve kept it

its aura

[next jacinth]

facts

[cursive moat]

add it in post

🔥

[crisp forge]

you can larp being russian

have windows set to russian

ggs

[humble goblet]

I am so locked in at this point I am not going to sleep anytime soon

[hard stump]

whatd u turn it up to

ive been trynna get used to low fov

but i think i need to up the range

[humble goblet]

the what

[hard stump]

the aimbot fov

[crisp forge]

nice cheats

[humble goblet]

oh no just a lil timescaling

[hard stump]

ohhh old school

i like your style

[native prawn]

legit bro

[hard stump]

hard to find retro gamers these days

[crisp forge]

i wanna uninstall the vaaks for space but if i eventually reinstall i have to like redo all my settings and shit

[hard stump]

everyones all .dll this and dma that

what happened to good ole cheat engine

[crisp forge]

'and ts annoying

[hard stump]

you dont

i dont think

p sure they save

[humble goblet]

can I cheat engine my scores to gm

[native prawn]

i dont think it saves

[humble goblet]

[native prawn]

its per pc

so

if u uninstall it gone

[wise veldt]

No one is gonna check

Unless you somehow out yourself

[hard stump]

maybe j back up ur themes n shit

[humble goblet]

shit should've kept my thoughts to myself

[crisp forge]

how big the vaaks even

[wise veldt]

I am convinced

Many GMs are cheating

[crisp forge]

7gb bro

[native prawn]

like 2 g bro

[crisp forge]

😭

[crisp forge]

ITS 7

[hard stump]

this is why i stopped at master

💯

[native prawn]

same shit it basically dont exist

[wise veldt]

If you just lay low

[native prawn]

no need to uninstakkl

[wise veldt]

Don’t get a rank role

You don’t need vods

[crisp forge]

nah i need to install uhh

[wise veldt]

And no one has time to investigate all the GMs anyways

[crisp forge]

idk

[hard stump]

no one would expect me to be cheating if i “one trick” an unpopular scenario

[crisp forge]

actually

[hard stump]

[wise veldt]

The only way you can cheat on static

Is time scale

[hard stump]

and idk how to do that which is why i j used aimbot

[native prawn]

iots time for me to start cheating

[hard stump]

and avoided static

[hard stump]

“time to start”

LOL

[native prawn]

yeah my bad

[hard stump]

youre on the list.

[crisp forge]

im tryna just uninstall all the games i dont play

so i dont gotta think abt it later

[wise veldt]

Hazel ends up like every ground player

[hard stump]

the day the @idle kelp files release, im gonna get out of sleep debt

[wise veldt]

Why do they all cheat

[hard stump]

my life quality will improve

[crisp forge]

not my goat ski

though

[hard stump]

ngl i think its bc of how competitive it is and that most of them are one tricks

[wise veldt]

Most likely

Though I’d say static is equally competitive at the top

And all those players are legit

[hard stump]

improvement plateau -> competition passes -> desperation, so on

[native prawn]

its more

[hard stump]

100% more

[wise veldt]

Yeah prolly

[native prawn]

i think static most competitive and reactive is #2

[hard stump]

but like u said more easily detectible

[crisp forge]

https://tenor.com/view/pancake-cat-eating-pancake-i-love-eat-panake-gif-10374199516316168840

[wise veldt]

Yeah

If you are timescaling

And you auck

It’s obvious

[hard stump]

blatantly obvious

[wise veldt]

Shimmy passed by because he crafted a really well thought out lie

That’s very impressive

But if your technique sucks

[hard stump]

that shit was actually weird

[wise veldt]

And you are getting really good scores

High Astra+

You’re most likely cheating

[crisp forge]

ppl were also rly stupid tbf

[hard stump]

the entire shimmy situation was lowk disgusting

actually manipulative fuck

[wise veldt]

They believed him

[native prawn]

he already didnt flick fast so like the timescale didnt make flick speed look abnormal

[wise veldt]

Yeah he’s lowkey a genius for that shit

I can’t even lie

[crisp forge]

he cheated b4 like why would ppl trust him 😭

[wise veldt]

Because the cheating he did

Was like stupid shit

[hard stump]

all to fuck it up by being butt at battlefield

[peak estuary]

WE forgive shimmy jacky and cute

[native prawn]

only weird thing about shimmy vods for me is it felt like he didnt spend any time on confirmation

[peak estuary]

not joey though

[native prawn]

because it was timescale…

[crisp forge]

the one who is willing to cheat to fake stupid shit is the one i believe the least

[native prawn]

i was trying to copy tech and just ended up not hit confirming

[wise veldt]

People do confirm before the micro

[humble goblet]

what is the context here 😭

[wise veldt]

Or after the flick lands

It does exist

[humble goblet]

I don't know the vt lore

[hard stump]

shimmy was butt at battlefield

shimmy aimbot in battlefield

shimmy post clip in montage

battlefield comm goes 😧

[humble goblet]

💀

[hard stump]

shimmy goes my b but only in battlefield doe haha

[peak estuary]

battledads were right

[hard stump]

viscose goes

https://tenor.com/view/yellow-emoji-no-no-emotiguy-no-no-no-gif-gif-9742000569423889376

[crisp forge]

battlefield comm 🦗

[hard stump]

and then shimmy go bye bye

[wise veldt]

This is lowkey peak

Ngl

[humble goblet]

the battledads are right WE are all cheating

[wise veldt]

Well done kn1ves

[native prawn]

kn1ves a genius bro

[hard stump]

thank you

[humble goblet]

thanks for the beautiful explanation

[native prawn]

couldnt have said it better

[hard stump]

viscose shit on him so bad

that video was so fucking good

[humble goblet]

when's the next vt lore lesson

[native prawn]

i got off the vaaks today is just not my day

[wise veldt]

It was funny seeing that side of viscose too

[native prawn]

hopefully i didnt lose my skill permanently

[peak estuary]

just hit the insert key

[crisp forge]

is this martin sheen

[spiral vigil]

techy

[humble goblet]

is this video on viscose yt or?

[spiral vigil]

the vaaks

[hard stump]

yeah ill link

[spiral vigil]

na probably not

[hard stump]

and as a fun bonus

ill link the video of him getting exposed for cheating in rocket league years prior too

[humble goblet]

OH IVE HEARD OF THIS

[crisp forge]

icl i would cheat just to get caught it would be kinda funny

[hard stump]

https://youtu.be/6k_e2m00mVU?si=hauVAlU56hD3y2FB

https://youtu.be/RyTlSAkoGJg?si=Kl5YsT7jEk8cfaJZ

[wise veldt]

He edited his montage clips

[empty chasm]

my hands hurts so bad

[wise veldt]

That’s not good

Nothing should hurt

[hard stump]

the funny part is id actually watched rhe rocket league video but never connected the dots

[humble goblet]

take a break

[spiral vigil]

noooo

[empty chasm]

yeah i am

[wise veldt]

I mean there are probably hella heads named shimmy

If you think about it

[crisp forge]

grind through the pain

no pain no gain

[peak estuary]

shimmy shimmy ya

[crisp forge]

https://tenor.com/view/marimari-vtuber-wiggle-wigglewiggle-369-gif-10366048654346553330

[crisp forge]

i keep dumping money into vtubers hoping one day theyll date me

W or L?????

[hard stump]

this is true but i feel like i remember smth in the video that directly tied it to him

[empty chasm]

big w you going places fr

[wise veldt]

Yeah I haven’t seen the video

[hard stump]

not sure tho i might be tripping

[fallen hatch]

check the cycles chart

[wise veldt]

But the way he cheated was also stupid

So like

[hard stump]

yeah

[crisp forge]

marimari said they made tf up

[wise veldt]

And he was pretty shit at the vaaks so his improvement looked normal

[peak estuary]

if aim = true

[cursive moat]

bro getting diabetes

[crisp forge]

https://tenor.com/view/marimari-vtuber-wiggle-wigglewiggle-369-gif-10366048654346553330

[humble goblet]

I had just stopped playing rocket league and remember seeing his stuff on twitter I think

[wise veldt]

If I timescaled 10% in static

[spiral vigil]

false inso blocked

[wise veldt]

I think I’d be at least high Astra

I’m n 1w2ts

[agile arch]

i just set the same score on dotts 3x a row

?

whats wrong me

[wise veldt]

6 seconds of extra time is crazy

[crisp forge]

if i timescaled 10% in static

[wanton thorn]

@wise veldt remember aaa?

[crisp forge]

id still be bronze

💔

[wanton thorn]

i found his vods

[cursive moat]

[wise veldt]

Yeah

No way

[wanton thorn]

he's a chinese

[crisp forge]

woah

mods

[cursive moat]

wow :o

[wise veldt]

Ok makes sense then

[spiral vigil]

wat

[crisp forge]

he said a bad wodr

[spiral vigil]

??

[wise veldt]

Chinese players are always goated at static

[crisp forge]

crucify him by his balls

pls

[wise veldt]

It’s like a genetic trait at this point

[native prawn]

why im chinese and shit static

do u have to live china too

[wanton thorn]

https://www.bilibili.com/video/BV18Fz9B8EAP

[crisp forge]

im polish and was born in wv im just genetically born to hit the coal mines

[wise veldt]

Yes

[wise veldt]

You must be a member of the ccp

[hard stump]

duh

[wise veldt]

And have good social credit

[crisp forge]

imma be the best coal miner

im 5'8

skinny

already got lung issues so not like any more is gonna do much

[spiral vigil]

aim training with an occasional yart rip every pb

[wise veldt]

Their technique is insane

def capable of 1900

[crisp forge]

tf is a yart bro

[wanton thorn]

https://www.bilibili.com/video/BV1rFfZByE9r
1840

[wise veldt]

though it looks inconsistent

[native prawn]

thanks bro days my alt

dats

[crisp forge]

is that like a new type of fart

i just yarted bro

[spiral vigil]

wow bro

goodnight man

[stuck drum]

Hola

You fw my Chinese?

[native prawn]

Si

[stuck drum]

Bonjour

[crisp forge]

konichiwa or whatever

[wise veldt]

Yeah that is a very good player

[crisp forge]

i just know the world cup this year gonna have smth w speed

speed will finally propose to ronaldo at the world cup

[stuck drum]

W speed

[crisp forge]

dembele and mbappe will be revealed to be cyborgs and kicked from the event

[mighty flame]

Wao

[crisp forge]

and messi will have a heart attack and die after going 0-30

[agile arch]

i mean they are just doing anything at this point

[rose night]

imagine messi goes 7-1

[wanton thorn]

imagine china won world cup

[rose night]

or what if

japan won

[empty chasm]

VT Valorant Anti Strafing Advanced

[humble goblet]

https://tenor.com/view/silly-dance-sea-lion-gif-18060641275691946665

[empty chasm]

anyone have this?

[empty chasm]

this one

[crisp forge]

hes washed bro

[hard stump]

aimlabs prolly

[hollow pivot]

yo im on rn for little while

[empty chasm]

does socd make a huge difference?

[hollow pivot]

depends on game

[crisp forge]

you can soc my d harharharhar

[empty chasm]

https://giphy.com/gifs/eunitedgg-jq6CA6z7x5QfVXsdxF

[crisp forge]

who tf is that dude

i love peanuts man

ppl w peanut allergies

yall still gotta eat ts

[humble goblet]

you love peanus hehe

[crisp forge]

they crazy

[wise veldt]

I couldn’t live without peanut butter

Elite food

[crisp forge]

peanut butter ight

[empty chasm]

almonds solo ngl

[crisp forge]

never had

[empty chasm]

cashews?

[wise veldt]

Cashews are good

Underrated nut

[humble goblet]

true

my favorite nut

[fallen hatch]

they added yuumi to ow2

i mean ow1

overwatch 0?

[humble goblet]

https://klipy.com/gifs/yuumi-lol-4

[peak estuary]

https://tenor.com/view/fisting-lowbobs-gif-21601066

[humble goblet]

draven so fun

[fiery flume]

catirl

[crisp forge]

i had a dream

that ppl in vt gen were judged not by the color of their roles

but by the contents of their messages

[coarse belfry]

wow

[fiery flume]

can you have a better dream next time

[native prawn]

everyone hates me

[wanton thorn]

you know who else is blue here

[humble goblet]

what a bad nightmare

hope you're alright

[indigo cairn]

this was the hardest seal to get

like wtf bro

me doing it first try "i forsure got it"

[empty chasm]

question when is a handcam needed to improve to watch back and stuff

[native prawn]

it will also the be the hardest fuchsia and the hardest silk

i dont got silk on dat..

[fiery flume]

whenever you think it’s necessary

[empty chasm]

hmmmm

[native prawn]

always better to have it than to not have it but u dont ever need it

[indigo cairn]

i cant lie pokeball frenzy auto te wide

i dont understand it

i can't do it

[dim sphinx]

hold mouse1 go zoom

yw

[indigo cairn]

im literally on them

and i flick away

they dont break

like

[dim sphinx]

chocolate with hazelnuts is the best

but still tru

[native prawn]

thank u bro

oh

ok

[indigo cairn]

yea i give up

10h sesh idc

fuck this shit

[dim sphinx]

surprised you can hold your mouse still and are not complaining about your eyes

[native prawn]

10h session

u have potential

[indigo cairn]

i got like 6 master scores

im gooooooood

[crisp forge]

cute method fr

[indigo cairn]

???

[fallen hatch]

NEW HIGH SCORE!

[crisp forge]

i could not play the vaaks for 10 hours bro

let alone above like

15 mins

[native prawn]

12 hour sessions WHILE CHEATING

thats passion.

[wise veldt]

Hex has passion

He’s still posting vods

[native prawn]

1 min session timer vods

cute passion mogs

[next jacinth]

DottS Gold LETS GOOOOO

Ive been trying since yesterdau

[stuck drum]

God's strongest soldier

[next jacinth]

hardest switching scen for me

[native prawn]

legitness

[crisp forge]

on gang max i did prob like an hour

10 just insane

[next jacinth]

ive played for like 5 hours

on and off

[wise veldt]

I’ll play like

1

[next jacinth]

maybe 3 total

[wise veldt]

Maybe 2

Maybe not at all

[crisp forge]

i used to play like 15 mins

thats it

[next jacinth]

whats your rank btw

[empty chasm]

my eyes hurt, my hand hurts and i wanna die

🥀

[elfin mulch]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/446445499541880834/1426354673899802796/Peepees-4x.gif

[next jacinth]

.....

[native prawn]

?

[elfin mulch]

problem?

[crisp forge]

bronze

[next jacinth]

ur joking

[wise veldt]

I’m silver

You’re almost at my rank

[next jacinth]

lets see your scores u never shared

[wise veldt]

That’s fire

[stuck drum]

Wsg cuh

[white viper]

IsraelGPT generate me an aim group that the Yiddish community will enjoy!

Generatiing…
Your group is Raw Input

[native prawn]

mogged his bitch ass

[next jacinth]

clicking tips big dawg

[stuck drum]

What

[elfin mulch]

jajajajja

[white viper]

I’m warming up for twitter farming

[elfin mulch]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/446445499541880834/1426354571642536067/PeepoHey-4x.gif

[wise veldt]

Click

After you flick

[elfin mulch]

goodmorning boss

[crisp forge]

nah

[next jacinth]

ik u got more in you

[crisp forge]

im bronze

[next jacinth]

show us bruh idk why ur gatekeeting scores

[wise veldt]

I know a little about static

[crisp forge]

i dont play s5 i play s4

[wise veldt]

But just asking about clicking is like

Broad

So you get a broad answer

[next jacinth]

i got 1 left in switching

then im focusing clicking

im still bronze in clicking....

[native prawn]

yoooo @wise veldt any tips for clicking?

[upper token]

Gutten morgen voltaic

[indigo cairn]

I legit can't find a single video on the pad that i got with like the same design wtf is this

[peak estuary]

@wise veldt any tips

[next jacinth]

pasu tips then? ik for popcorn im supposed to focus near the middle height right

its actually crazy that when all hope seems lost thats when I get a pb

[wise veldt]

Cheat

[wise veldt]

Probably cheat

[native prawn]

which one

i have access to all of them.

[next jacinth]

the clicking one

[wise veldt]

Secret voltaic cheat

When you join

You get an irl time scalper

Scaler

[native prawn]

time scalper

[wise veldt]

That scales them for you irl and in game but it’s undetectable

And then go cute method

[next jacinth]

im scared to practice clicking T_T

[native prawn]

then dont

dont fall for the propaganda

[next jacinth]

problem solved wow

thanks

[native prawn]

become liek me

[indigo cairn]

i might need help

its still gonna go up

[native prawn]

not that bad lowk

[wise veldt]

I’ve seen way worse

100

[next jacinth]

where do i check last 2 weeks

[native prawn]

octero’s 200 in 2 weeks

[indigo cairn]

how is that even possible

[stuck drum]

GL man

[wise veldt]

That’s a lot of hours

[indigo cairn]

200 in 2 weeks doesnt even make any sense

unless afk hours aswell

[fiery flume]

https://tenor.com/view/ishowspeed-meme-trying-not-to-laugh-laugh-homeless-gif-9458928528704746136

[stuck drum]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1434963893955858543/1435042011169423522/G40Gs5IXkAAJ1ah.gif

[native prawn]

summer break

[wise veldt]

Octero just like that

[next jacinth]

unless its your main game

[white viper]

Go Ego for Ego against a Jade player

[indigo cairn]

that is beyond fucked

[wise veldt]

Aim trainer isn’t just a game

It’s a lifestyle

[crisp forge]

idk why you dont believe me like

[wise veldt]

If you wanna be like Matthew overwatch

[indigo cairn]

i guess i dont want it bad enough

ight bet

[wise veldt]

You gotta grind like him

[white viper]

Take the aim pill

[fiery flume]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/899764364498837504/1452043334146326528/IMG_3135.gif

[native prawn]

impossible win

[next jacinth]

so we're the same rank wow

[indigo cairn]

i still don't understand whats w j*de

[crisp forge]

im taking the blackpill bro

[fiery flume]

cursed

[peak estuary]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/899764364498837504/1452088098577055744/another_day.gif

[indigo cairn]

is there any lore

[wise veldt]

Even worse, go ego for ego with a gm player who is convinced they did it fast

[indigo cairn]

im new here

[fiery flume]

cursed rank

[crisp forge]

i been bronze for 300 hours

[cyan mantle]

help.

[indigo cairn]

what made it cursed tho

[crisp forge]

nah this s4 so its easier

[next jacinth]

idk why ur trolling like this bruh

[cyan mantle]

why am i not nova

[next jacinth]

like who are you trynna impress T_T

[indigo cairn]

like why is it such a meme

[crisp forge]

no deadass

[fiery flume]

it’s just hated because it’s like the limbo rank between average and above average

[native prawn]

ego4ego vs the gm player that brags about low hours

[next jacinth]

ive seen your aim

you are NOT bronze level

[white viper]

I can coach you.

[torpid dagger]

https://gif.fxtwitter.com/tweet_video/G_Efyg_W4AAFy9L.gif

[fiery flume]

not good enough for master not shit enough for below

[indigo cairn]

oh bet

[wise veldt]

Just tell them about salzi

[next jacinth]

coach me dawg

[empty chasm]

"why am i so ugly" ahh

[indigo cairn]

ill get master tomorrow probably

[wise veldt]

Or Soularis

And crush their ego

[native prawn]

legit

[crisp forge]

i am bronze bro

[next jacinth]

yesterday ever was coaching me and I kept getting bronze scores

[crisp forge]

you have not seen my aim

[fiery flume]

show your benchmarks

[empty chasm]

fishing for compliments

[crisp forge]

😭

[next jacinth]

as soon as he finished I got gold

[wise veldt]

They don’t get that there’s levels to this shit

[next jacinth]

idk why you're lying this omg T_T

[white viper]

I can help you aim like an iron complete.

[fiery flume]

@glacial sluice

[crisp forge]

im bronze bro

[white viper]

Iron players mog Masters and above.

[fiery flume]

shehtaz I’ll be home soon I can stream for u if you want

[indigo cairn]

5 master scores today.

[fiery flume]

nice work

[crisp forge]

im deadass bronze

[fiery flume]

what’s the current rank

diamond?

[next jacinth]

hmu ill be around

[indigo cairn]

793

[fiery flume]

??

[empty chasm]

bro dodging the penta.............

[fiery flume]

rly?

[next jacinth]

someone just tell me the secret to pasu

[fiery flume]

lol that’s hilarious

[next jacinth]

im about to start a run

[native prawn]

every category is jade or master

[runic willow]

Has anyone else had to pay a huge amount of import fees ordering from the official artisan website?

[native prawn]

categorymaxxing

[fiery flume]

almost master with scores below plat

[empty chasm]

yes

[fiery flume]

truely a poggers system

[white viper]

US tariffs

[next jacinth]

yeah gg if you live in canada

[empty chasm]

not worth

[native prawn]

rewards only highest levels of skill

[fiery flume]

either ways, rank is a rank

so congrats in advance bro

[indigo cairn]

dam i dont feel like i deserve ts now

[fiery flume]

naw bro you do

[next jacinth]

gwolves includes customs in pricing btw 😉

[fiery flume]

it’s just funny to look at

[crisp forge]

i dream of one day being gold

[native prawn]

rank is fake anyways it dont matter

[crisp forge]

i think by the end of this year

[next jacinth]

someone ban this troll

[crisp forge]

might get my first silver score

[indigo cairn]

😭

[crisp forge]

chilllll

how am i trolling

[empty chasm]

send ur thing rn

[crisp forge]

i did

[empty chasm]

or are you gonna miss the button?

[next jacinth]

alright how about you add me on steam

send the code

[crisp forge]

i pirated kvks

sry

[indigo cairn]

💔

[empty chasm]

have you never touched a mouse or some

[next jacinth]

NAHHHH

BAN THIS MF NOW

[white viper]

LOL

[cursive dew]

after 14 hours of grinding I didnt break my 1240 diamond score

[white viper]

WIAT THATS LOWKEY GENIUS

[cursive dew]

: )

[fiery flume]

it be like that

[cursive dew]

1w3ts

[empty chasm]

https://giphy.com/gifs/m7md1memes-grown-ahh-man-F8QiG0lg3tQ6vq6w24

[next jacinth]

static.....

just lower your sens by 20

instant pb

[fiery flume]

just don’t play it

[indigo cairn]

1258543688 add me guys im lowk friendless

[normal flint]

go 90cm

[fiery flume]

instant quality of life improvement

[next jacinth]

big brain

[cursive dew]

i will literally spend 6000 hours if it takes me to hit astra on that

[indigo cairn]

0 friend reqs 🥀

[white viper]

Excessive amount of hours no?

[cursive dew]

@cyan mantle who has the best money to rank ratio for coaching

[runic willow]

Fuck me I didn’t know

[crisp forge]

nah i have 19 years of fps experience

[runic willow]

If I knew this I wouldn’t have ordered

[cursive dew]

i mean once i have it i have that aim for the rest of my life

[crisp forge]

shimmy

[fiery flume]

astra on 1w2t?

[empty chasm]

https://giphy.com/gifs/i2cM2x89EFAVcoByYz

[fiery flume]

say goodbye to your family

[runic willow]

I live in ghe Netherlands

[white viper]

Is there videos explaining scenario names?

[indigo cairn]

yo chill 😭

[leaden sundial]

played 8cm apex today

i get it now

[next jacinth]

I heard europe got crazy taxes too

[fiery flume]

1 wall 2 targets

[crisp forge]

i play 8cm every game

[next jacinth]

so ur still cooked

most likely

[native prawn]

matty does free vod reviews

[cyan mantle]

idk

[indigo cairn]

yeah just @ him rq

[empty chasm]

it gets to a point........

[cursive dew]

this got to be fake news

[next jacinth]

lets see a handcam

[crisp forge]

i dont have a camera

[fiery flume]

it’s not @ him bro

[native prawn]

used to be pretty often but now its like 1 time a month

[cyan mantle]

just use #advice or #1153030249198669884

[serene field]

are there even any aim coaches anymore

[next jacinth]

use your phone

[fiery flume]

yes

[leaden sundial]

@ ploob for every vod review

[native prawn]

uhhhhhh 4bangerkovaaks…

[fiery flume]

@idle kelp for vod review and feet pics

[serene field]

i thought we all found out they didnt work by now

[next jacinth]

whos feet pics

[cursive dew]

what are u gonna tell me next i can become a multi millionaire of the lottery 😭 😭 😭

[serene field]

https://tenor.com/view/gdfactory-aura-tuff-skull-emoji-gif-184205210601505210

[next jacinth]

buy a ticket today

[cursive dew]

minimum 30 minute waiting time for one vod

[serene field]

damn bro thats too long

[native prawn]

legit

[serene field]

can we get some 29 minute reviews

[native prawn]

i got a busy schedule

[crisp forge]

idk how to do that

you gotta teach

[cyan mantle]

or wait till mattyow does a vodreview stream

[next jacinth]

idk if ur being fr or not

[crisp forge]

matty streams at like 2 am

though

[fiery flume]

just change your timezone

[next jacinth]

hes west coast?

[cursive dew]

australian time zone works for me

[crisp forge]

ya and im russia

💀

[stuck drum]

Aimer7

Shimmy

4bk

Greedeu

[fiery flume]

I’m oce but I refuse to vod review static

[crisp forge]

buying all 4

[stuck drum]

Need one more for the infinity stones

[serene field]

https://tenor.com/view/spongebob-patrick-star-notes-noted-gif-26232003

coachGODLIKE

[fiery flume]

dawn

[native prawn]

my aimcoach 4 banger kovaaks

[stuck drum]

Salzi

Number 5

[next jacinth]

just got pasu silver lets goooooooooo

[stuck drum]

Good list?

[crisp forge]

fuck my chud bronze life

[cursive dew]

wish i could hire a high rank aim slave who just vod review for $5 on demand

[crisp forge]

i would buy an aimcoach but im a shy little femboy teehee

[serene field]

i know a guy

[next jacinth]

find someone on fiverr

[crisp forge]

okay i cannot

say shit like that

w a straight face

[next jacinth]

yo i legit didnt know u were a femboy

[crisp forge]

ya bro i got thigh highs skirts everything

[fiery flume]

bet say less

[crisp forge]

first truecel femboy

[cursive dew]

1w2ts rank?

[fiery flume]

oh wait high rank

nvm

[next jacinth]

nah thats too long

[fiery flume]

I am boblow

[cursive dew]

like the siege pro?

[crisp forge]

i can coach you frozen

[cursive dew]

1w2ts rank...

[fiery flume]

bros egoing the coaches

[stuck drum]

If you scroll up I listed you the 5 greatest aim coaches there is

My personal favourite is 4bangerkovaaks

🧘‍♂️

[cursive dew]

if you are in melbourne i will buy you lunch for coaching

[next jacinth]

yall see the cm?

[native prawn]

idk man greed eu is pretty good from what i heard

i heard he actually got celestial complete on 7cm

[serene field]

Verified

[stuck drum]

That is true

[upper token]

Dawg

Lmao

[cursive dew]

guys i think I found my coach

[crisp forge]

10th percentile

[stuck drum]

Who

[next jacinth]

i keep getting juked in pasu

[fallen slate]

He's the best

[cursive dew]

@ornate thistle Could you vod review my static for $5 ($6 if you can sign my profile please) thanks ❤️ big fan xoxo

[fallen slate]

Simple as that

My lord

[serene field]

curry from downtown

[crisp forge]

yo whatup big dawn

[fallen slate]

Yeah

[crisp forge]

big dawnster

[fallen slate]

Hello

[crisp forge]

big dawny wawny

[fallen slate]

Oh boy

[crisp forge]

whats wrong

[fallen slate]

Dawny wawny

Sounds like something my mom would call me

[gritty bloom]

who up calling they mom

[native prawn]

im such a loser chud

[fallen slate]

bruh

I panic

It's about time I PB tho

[white viper]

This but change the music to terraria snow biome music

[white viper]

Heh… Tate McRae would never score so low… #PoserAlert

[fallen slate]

True

She would be number 1 because she's the best

[next jacinth]

https://x.com/i/status/2019265463612764312

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crazy aura in this clip

[white viper]

https://tenor.com/view/ahem-shit-loser-seriously-gif-5731140

[hushed patrol]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1250693233126674472/1465551400372142212/C63PtPY.gif

[empty chasm]

Night yall thanks for all the help so far on my aim journey 🤝🙂‍↔️

[fallen slate]

Goodnight buddy

Always free to ask questions

[crisp forge]

dawny wawny go clean the damn dishes

[native prawn]

how do i stop being the worst aimer alive

[crisp forge]

fr though is aim coaching fr worth it

[fallen slate]

I can do more on this

[crisp forge]

tbf asking an aim coach this