general

[dusk cloak]

torex the biggest thug i know

[gleaming atlas]

is it only me or with oled everything seems smoother?

[stuck drum]

THANNK YOU

[fresh current]

any diamond+ league player here that can coach me for free lmk

[peak estuary]

for a bigmac maybe

actually who do you play

[fresh current]

i have 2 hours

literally no one

[gleaming atlas]

i can get those for free

[peak estuary]

[fresh current]

i wanna learn top lane though

be self sufficient

[full escarp]

add me i promise i dont bite

[fresh current]

ADC relies too heavily on others

[peak estuary]

didnt know mcds gives food to their employees for free

[gleaming atlas]

some do

[peak estuary]

have fun suffering

darius is a fine pick

garen

[fresh current]

isn't that league overall

[dusk cloak]

oki

[peak estuary]

top more so

some matchup are so rock paper scissors

that its just not fun a lot of the time

[west remnant]

Only if the operator or manager is chill
My sister works for one
And the operator is a huge a-hole and doesn't do anything unless it's legally required 💀

[fresh current]

i need a character with aura asw

[peak estuary]

yorick

[rose night]

the esd bracelet:

[fresh current]

that name sounds promising

[compact whale]

I think my outdated bios is causing performance issues. Maybe it's in my head but I swear I watch vods of other kovaaks players and their game ALWAYS looks way smoother than mine

[peak estuary]

he summons chudlets

[west remnant]

No idea what that is

[rose night]

static wristband

[west remnant]

I see

[fallen slate]

I don't have one yet

[fresh current]

what about riven or kayle

[rose night]

torex lowkey prob top 5 thugs in the uk

[dim gale]

pick trynd and fight every level 2, then splitpush the whole game. Easily would give you free elo

[fallen slate]

I've used one for like 5 minutes

And yeah

Best thing I've ever seen

[fresh current]

idc about elo atm i simply wanna learn the fundamentals and improve yk

[peak estuary]

kayle is good yeah

very strong

requires good fundementals

[gleaming atlas]

my phone does and compared to my 2nd laptop even if at 60hz the phone feels way smoother

[full escarp]

can u coach me im iron 4 in league

[dim gale]

you can pretty much learn "fundamentals" easier by using easy champs tho

[fallen slate]

Truth

[next copper]

i will coach you for one kebab

[peak estuary]

to a point

[fallen slate]

My phone is too but it's a lil different

I can't remember why

[peak estuary]

you dont learn anything on annie

for example

[full escarp]

sorry i dont feed stray cats

[fresh current]

hmm alr so back to garen?

[next copper]

[fallen slate]

I'm going from 360hz IPS to 500hz OLED

God bless

[dim gale]

you learn trade timings and wave management fs

[full escarp]

i have 240hz VA

[gleaming atlas]

yh just say ur rich

[rose night]

GUYS SOUTH PARK FORTNITE

[peak estuary]

no

[rose night]

SOUTH PARK FORTNITE

[peak estuary]

you just stun someone

and do 9 trillion dmg

[fresh current]

how much time until i push challenger as top lane soloq

[peak estuary]

2k hours

[sage tusk]

he has 2 5090s

[fresh current]

so like in one year

[sleek mauve]

Hey can anyone answer my question in the advice chat?

[dusk cloak]

can someone carry me out of bronze ow

lmk

LMKKKKKKKK

[peak estuary]

for a bigmac

[dim gale]

can probably get out of bronze just stat chasing ngl

[gleaming atlas]

@fallen slate can u gift me a new monitor pretty please

[sullen lance]

room code is #864718

[fallen slate]

If I could

All my friends would have one

[peak estuary]

im in 🕵️

[sullen lance]

bet

im sorry i might either lock tf in and instantly unwash

or i might lose

[next copper]

one kebab.

[peak estuary]

..

dont diddle me pls

[next copper]

i would do a lot for one kebab.

i am cheap.

and that's okay.

[dusk cloak]

oh yeah?

[sage tusk]

oh dear

[sullen lance]

ill try

[dusk cloak]

lemme test that 👀

[fallen slate]

I'll do a lot for Salzi to kiss me

[sage tusk]

nono

[fallen slate]

What

[sage tusk]

u cant backtrack

stand on it

[sullen lance]

yo

[fallen slate]

I don't wanna get banned

I'm scared

I love VT gen!

[dusk cloak]

youll do a lot for salzi to what

[sage tusk]

🥀

[peak estuary]

olkay

[dusk cloak]

sit under your desk like a what

[sullen lance]

bro

let me scythe

actually

[peak estuary]

...

[sullen lance]

trust

that was buns

[peak estuary]

just my 2 most hated weps to fight

[fallen slate]

Look

[sullen lance]

watch this combo

[fallen slate]

I bought a collar for him and it's not going to waste

[sage tusk]

context?

[compact whale]

Listen to good at being lonely pt II by fats'e on #SoundCloud
https://on.soundcloud.com/ZylPbboRGMOsasgphd

[dim gale]

for what bro

[fallen slate]

Hold on I think I still have it somewhere

I went on Amazon and got dog stuff for him and put his name on it and SS 😭

It's actually funny

[peak estuary]

....

[sullen lance]

who should i play

xd

[peak estuary]

uh

[sullen lance]

i have like no charachters on pc acc

[sage tusk]

the bull

[sullen lance]

gotta link psn

[sage tusk]

axe hammer guy

[rose night]

what about two kebabs?

[umbral bough]

imo only valid reason to use rawaccel:

[sacred marsh]

wake me up and save me

saveee meeawieiemei

[sullen lance]

leme buy someone

[peak estuary]

gotcha

[umbral bough]

that and sensor tilt (if u have an issue with it)

[sullen lance]

greatswrod op

watch this

[rose night]

go all the way and go 1.5x

[peak estuary]

i wish i was good at it

[umbral bough]

no i prefer my vertical movements being less sensitive

in valorant

[rose night]

i played 200y 300x dpi

u should try it

[umbral bough]

gives me more stability especially while tracing

[umbral bough]

cant set custom x/y dpi on my mouse

[rose night]

yeah it gives esp too

[rose night]

my old corsair mice had tjat feature

[umbral bough]

im on a gpx rn

[rose night]

could set dpi in incriments of 1 too

[umbral bough]

my old deathadder elite had that feature

[dim gale]

viper mini can do this

[umbral bough]

same with my old deathadder elite

but ion have that mouse anymore

[umbral bough]

wish i had one

instead im stuck on this "mouse" called the g pro "x" superlight

[steady atlas]

@fallen slate

[umbral bough]

that "feels" too large "for" my hands

[fallen slate]

GG's my tummy hurts now

[dim gale]

inb4 thumb comments

[umbral bough]

inflation kink ahhh thumb

[storm hamlet]

?

[crisp forge]

my goat razer back at it again

[gleaming atlas]

same w my head so i can’t play valo😭

[storm hamlet]

first sentenced like this ever uttered in existence great job t0ken

[crisp forge]

rawaccel can do it too psure though

[fallen slate]

Yes

Idk why it looks like that

My wifi

[peak estuary]

thumb guy

[fallen slate]

Omfg

Oh

I'm back

Nvm

Blow up

[crisp forge]

we all using rawaccel in 2026

[next copper]

yeah.

[formal bluff]

Hey guys, I bought Kovaaks and I can't change the ranked setting, it's still on Aim Lab and I want to switch to Kovaaks, how do I do that?

[next copper]

everything.

[crisp forge]

i kinda miss it tbh

[next copper]

but

[dim gale]

link your kovaaks to discord

[next copper]

it cant be just an ordinary kebab

it has to be a 50cm MONSTER

[storm hamlet]

https://tenor.com/view/josh-whitehouse-burberrys-new-it-boy-burberry-buberry-model-mr-burberry-gif-12809314486984016330

[visual bronze]

man i don't think the suffering is ending tonight actually

[crisp forge]

its nostalgic though kinda

[crisp forge]

shit been like what 4 years?

maybe more even?

[visual bronze]

was feeling doable earlier now idk how to play again

gg gents

[crisp forge]

shit bro 4 fucking years fml

[formal bluff]

How do I do that?

[dim gale]

uh i actually forgot, try kovaaks.com

[next copper]

it never ends

[visual bronze]

i swear bro

sigh

[dim gale]

do it tomorrow and enjoy the one shot

[visual bronze]

i've been here 5 days g

[dim gale]

just one scen?

[visual bronze]

two!!

[quasi fractal]

does any1 have a valorant focused aim routine ? like everyday different or smth like that ? or should i stick to everyday benchmark improvement method

[gleaming atlas]

I hate raw accel

that thing doesn’t work at all

[crisp forge]

it was fun icl

[gleaming atlas]

it only makes my aim even worse than it is rn

[crisp forge]

you missed out

[dim gale]

wdym it doesnt work, like it doesnt help you aim or the software itself doesnt work?

[crisp forge]

i still own custom curve psure

[fallen slate]

I'm so tired

[fallen slate]

HELLOO

[sullen lance]

@peak estuary one more?

[peak estuary]

if you want

[sullen lance]

bet

[peak estuary]

getting wafflestomped

[quasi fractal]

custom curve pro was elite ball knowledge back then

[crisp forge]

deadahh like

so easy to make curves

[next copper]

https://kovaaks.com/kovaaks/playlists?search=m0narcS

[quasi fractal]

nah i never tried

[supple summit]

the test build for the transfer is ready \o/ only took a literal week

[quasi fractal]

maybe i could tho

[crisp forge]

you just like

set dots

and drag the curve

[quasi fractal]

yeah but you need to do ut correctly no?

i just used juse curves

they were good

[quasi fractal]

which one is for newbies at val? there's only intermediate

[sullen lance]

@peak estuary ggs

[peak estuary]

geg

[quasi fractal]

unless i should play tac fps

[crisp forge]

wdym

dude they had like an auto curve feature but shit was so bad

[quasi fractal]

i didn't even know that

[tiny cove]

@sullen lance damn i missed t

[full escarp]

if ur a newbie play more

[sullen lance]

yeah

[sullen lance]

@peak estuary dont ever fight @tiny cove in anything

[quasi fractal]

play what more? (not total newbie like almost gold at benchmarks)

[sullen lance]

hes the devil

[crisp forge]

nah i miss mouse accel bro

that shit was fun

[quasi fractal]

it was inconsistent tho

[full escarp]

play valorant

more

[quasi fractal]

one day 38/12 second 12/20

[crisp forge]

it was just impossible to get a good curve

like

[quasi fractal]

i play a lot im looking to improve my aim

not mechanics

[full escarp]

but why aim

[crisp forge]

the issue w mouse accel is like okay it could be good

[south parcel]

dont traumatize him

[full escarp]

raw aim is kinda irrelevant

like

not fully

but kinda

[crisp forge]

if you find the exact perfect curve

that fits you and all games

[full escarp]

nah i dont believe that xd

[crisp forge]

but like that just straight up does not exist

[quasi fractal]

because i need it, my mechanics are decent for gold 1

i purely need better aim

[full escarp]

no...

[crisp forge]

and if it does its like finding a needle in 50 bilion haystacks

[quasi fractal]

then what?

[full escarp]

no one is gold 1 "purely because of aim"

[full escarp]

gamesense ability usage crosshair placement

[quasi fractal]

i know people who are asc 3 only because of their aim

[full escarp]

no they arent

[crisp forge]

they not asc 3 cause of their aim

😭

[dim gale]

it's possible, you could try sandbagging and trying to get away with outaiming

[quasi fractal]

you're seriously going to tell me "no they aren't" ?

[full escarp]

no like

now one is gold 1

no one is gold 1*

simply because

their aim is bad

on valo

[peak estuary]

https://tenor.com/view/capybara-stare-stare-smh-capybara-side-eye-side-eye-gif-9371644960707312849

[crisp forge]

ya gold is doable w good aim

[full escarp]

no yall misinterpreted

[quasi fractal]

i never said i'm gold one only because of my aim i just want to improve it

[lusty oasis]

good morning vt general

[full escarp]

and i js didnt say it clearly enough

[lusty oasis]

i'm drinking coffee+whiskey

[sullen lance]

https://tenor.com/view/seal-speed-foca-gif-18295483310508359838

[full escarp]

yes

[dim gale]

yeah i get it, he means aim isnt holding you back in valorant

[full escarp]

i am seriously gonna tell you no they arent

[full escarp]

yes that

[lusty oasis]

vanilla whiskey in place of creamer goes crazy

[quasi fractal]

what rank even are you

[south parcel]

holic :P

[full escarp]

1040rr peak

well

945rr

on a relevant region

[quasi fractal]

na ?

💔

[full escarp]

EU

[crisp forge]

whas that

[south parcel]

lmao

[full escarp]

also NA is harder than EU in high elo

[crisp forge]

whats a creamer

[dim gale]

if jessievash is in tier 1, aim isnt holding yall back

[full escarp]

ironically

[lusty oasis]

like coffee creamer

[quasi fractal]

still i want to train my aim twin idgaf about "gold isn't about aim"

my mechs are ok

[crisp forge]

oh

[full escarp]

i have never seen that guy play

[crisp forge]

i dont like coffee

[dim gale]

The whole country wants him removed from the team for 3 years now

[full escarp]

LOL

[full escarp]

well yeah you can but don't expect to get to ascendant "just with aim"

yk

[crisp forge]

i remember some dude saying karrigan is proof you can have good mechs at an old age and like brother

karrigans mechs

[peak estuary]

how many hours do you have @sullen lance

[crisp forge]

are ass

[warm elbow]

you definitely can though

these mfs in ascendant got NO BRAIN

[crisp forge]

hes a good igl

[warm elbow]

and NO AIM

[crisp forge]

or well was a good igl

[full escarp]

they have 10x more brain than a gold player man

dont even lie

[south parcel]

js dont bother

[warm elbow]

i mean yes thats true

[dim gale]

this is relative

[crisp forge]

but he whiffs the most fucking basic shots

[split lake]

hiii artemis

[dim gale]

a gold player vs ascendants would feel like they're fighting god

[south parcel]

hiya

[warm elbow]

but some ascendants deserve gold im ngl

[vale sigil]

HELLO

[lusty oasis]

i like the taste

[warm elbow]

a good ascendant player is a million times better than a gold

[crisp forge]

i hate it

[lusty oasis]

i love it sm

and the whiskey

[warm elbow]

an average ascendant plays barely better than a gold 😭

[lusty oasis]

makes this so enjoyable

[split lake]

https://tenor.com/view/horse-silly-tongue-horse-tongue-horse-silly-gif-11018268193256850941

chat do I give off ascendant vibes

[crisp forge]

two least favorite things in the world

[lusty oasis]

@sullen ravine id ont drink

[crisp forge]

💔

[lusty oasis]

u hate me and want me dead

[full escarp]

i mean yeah the gap between asc and high immo+ is bigger than gold to asc

but gold to asc is still a massive ass gap

[warm elbow]

bro i cant figure out my mouse grip im gonna crash out

[crisp forge]

coffee already bitter

[split lake]

Im double ranking up holy moly !

[next copper]

just try it and see if it's not overwhelming

[crisp forge]

why add whiskey

[warm elbow]

honestly i cant even disagree thats valid asf

[crisp forge]

to make it even more bitter

[lusty oasis]

whatever is comfortable to u

[lusty oasis]

vanilla whiskey so it removes the bitter in place of a nice smooth vanilla

[warm elbow]

what feels comfortable to me has made me hardstuck low immo and an inconsistent asf

[dim gale]

"close your eyes and grip the mouse, that's your grip" matt yow 2025

[warm elbow]

ive changed it abit but cant get the tension right

[lusty oasis]

+doesnt make me sick like creamer does

[crisp forge]

nah alcohol inherently bitter no?

[lusty oasis]

genetic cap

[full escarp]

matt yow

[warm elbow]

it might be tbh

[lusty oasis]

whiskey is a bit different

[full escarp]

nah

[warm elbow]

i mean i guess 😭

[lusty oasis]

i cant speak for others but whiskey has a rly nice taste to it

smooth and not very bitter at all

[crisp forge]

ive never had it but id assume its bitter too

[lusty oasis]

white liquor all tastes like hand sanitizer

but this has flavor

[warm elbow]

idk what else it could be

im legit most incosistent player

[crisp forge]

whats your opinion on wine

[warm elbow]

oat

[lusty oasis]

i like to take a swig of whiskey and just let it sit in my mouth

[crisp forge]

and beer

and rum

and champagne

ive tried all 4 i hate them

[lusty oasis]

i cant stand wines taste, but i like the drunk i t gives, beer i love most of, and rum is just sweet vodka

never had champagne

[crisp forge]

rum is so bitter

[south parcel]

ofc he cant stand normal drink

[crisp forge]

its so baddddddd

[lusty oasis]

yeah rum is ehh

it makes mecry too

[crisp forge]

i hate alcohol

tastes awful

[obsidian gorge]

one day

[lusty oasis]

bottle of bacardi to the head and i sobbed to my parents for like 3 hours ab how i felt like a failure one night LMFAO

[meager meteor]

how do i deal with back pain

[crisp forge]

i also hate how alcohol makes you feel

[lusty oasis]

thats okay,, not tellingu to drink, its best to stay away from

[meager meteor]

laying down in my bed hurts

[split lake]

pop it

[obsidian gorge]

Remove the spine

[meager meteor]

sitting hurts

standing hurts

[crisp forge]

same with painkillers

[south parcel]

stretch

[meager meteor]

its reallt bad back pain

[south parcel]

go to doc

[lusty oasis]

i hate the way i feel so i drink 🔥

[lusty oasis]

hi arty

[crisp forge]

i once had morphine or smth like that

[meager meteor]

i cant do that today only tomororw

[crisp forge]

and i felt miserable

[lusty oasis]

oh GOD lmfao

[meager meteor]

i dont have any

[south parcel]

hi ski

[visual bronze]

guys

[lusty oasis]

hiii:3

hi lexor

[visual bronze]

i gotta get on adderall for these last 2 scores

on god

[crisp forge]

it was in the er chill

[lusty oasis]

nah i know

but thats like

the strongest shit u couldve been on iirc

[crisp forge]

i had it for my appendix

[south parcel]

then like dont overuse it and wait for doc's diagnose tmrw

[lusty oasis]

bro im already getting drunk

[crisp forge]

prob was smth weaker

[lusty oasis]

i LOVE drinking b4 i eat

[crisp forge]

idk what they gave me but it was a pk

[south parcel]

holic

[crisp forge]

and i felt

so bad

[lusty oasis]

😛

[lusty oasis]

luv u arty dont be mean to me

[meager meteor]

this sucks

[lusty oasis]

i miss her

[full escarp]

i will steal adderall patent just so u cant have it

[crisp forge]

you genuinely feel like completely empty

[south parcel]

im honest

[lusty oasis]

i love this

[crisp forge]

everything feels so sluggish

[south parcel]

ur holic

[lusty oasis]

i love u arty

im not holic

[crisp forge]

i hate it

[lusty oasis]

understandable

my friends r calling me an egg

[sacred marsh]

u an egg?

[south parcel]

a vodka filled egg

[lusty oasis]

im an egg twin.... crack me.....

[split lake]

https://tenor.com/view/kitty-slap-kat-slap-slap-cat-cate-gif-7906458944533086715

[sacred marsh]

🥚 👈

[lusty oasis]

whiskey filled eg

[lusty oasis]

luv u visine

[south parcel]

hol is hol

[split lake]

This headache hurts

I’ll get rid of it with some more deadlock

[south parcel]

kitty treatment

[lusty oasis]

luv u

im not a holic

[south parcel]

not belivable

[obsidian gorge]

How do you ControlTS

[full escarp]

mouse control

you're welcome

[sacred marsh]

tru

[split lake]

You should get helpful role

[south parcel]

prob same way as domiswitch

[split lake]

https://tenor.com/view/reyes-magos-bendiciones-gif-19847192

[full escarp]

ong i should

[obsidian gorge]

Yeah, also I think I might also just be going to slow

[south parcel]

this is rather not case

[split lake]

https://tenor.com/view/adorable-pleading-eyes-anime-crying-gif-22150014

[full escarp]

idk havent seen vod

[crisp forge]

not this reddit shit bru

😭

[split lake]

Reddit shit?

[crisp forge]

it from reddit no?

[next jacinth]

Found the reddit user

[full escarp]

whats egg thing

[split lake]

Idk bro

[sacred marsh]

egg

🥚

[crisp forge]

you dont wanna know

[full escarp]

🥚

[split lake]

Dipshit123:

[full escarp]

oh

okay

[south parcel]

why theres no scrambled eggs emote :(

[crisp forge]

https://tenor.com/view/komugi-cat-wash-gif-6464916023547020189

[full escarp]

😭

[dusk cloak]

@split lake beggin for feet?

@idle kelp yo we found ur twin

[south parcel]

https://tenor.com/view/xafer-catmeme-meme-cat-soldiarcat-gif-4196924155144969562

[full escarp]

pause

[leaden sundial]

boutta have 4 jobs 2026 is the year of the money

[lusty oasis]

LMFAOAOAOOO do u know what this means

[split lake]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1309146510499254334/1316433699381973073/IMG_0635.gif

[lusty oasis]

they think i am

[south parcel]

tf

[peak estuary]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/899764364498837504/1394434087481245786/attachment.gif

[sacred marsh]

cat drinking milkshake

[lusty oasis]

meow

[sacred marsh]

please don le ur cat drink milkshake

[split lake]

Wow

So controlling

[lusty oasis]

they are lactose intolerant:(

[sacred marsh]

yes its very dangerous for ur cats

[lusty oasis]

dont give kitty milk

[sacred marsh]

yeee

[hushed patrol]

@sacred marsh i bought this just for you

[lusty oasis]

it bad for them

[lusty oasis]

they luv it but it bad hurt them tummy

[south parcel]

can i let my cat (ion have one) drink protein shake?

[hushed patrol]

5m 💔

[split lake]

Car is the protein

Eat it

[south parcel]

no i want my future cat to become bodybuilder

[sullen lance]

all time maybe like 1.5k

i used to play console

havent rly played on pc at all

[lusty oasis]

can i b ur cat

[south parcel]

do you think cats would cope with steroids well?

[lusty oasis]

ill get big and strong like tren

[split lake]

Meowscles

[sullen lance]

played mostly 2019-2021

[split lake]

https://tenor.com/view/meowscles-fortnite-meowscles-kitty-cat-muscles-gif-19913236

[west remnant]

Cats can have minor amounts of milk as a very occasional treat
And kittens are able to drink cows milk more often as well once they're being weaned off their mother's milk

[sullen lance]

most cats are actually extremely lactose intolerant!@

dont give cats milk

[split lake]

I feed my cat nun but rice eggs and turkey sausage

[crisp forge]

ya

[west remnant]

Most adult cats are

[peak estuary]

oh

15x my time

[lusty oasis]

:3c

im not i swear

i am A BOY

[south parcel]

feed him vodka

[undone fiber]

Interesting bf6 experience…

[west remnant]

If your cat gets a lick or two of vanilla ice cream, it's not gonna cause any issues to your cat lol

[peak estuary]

wonder what that could say

[crisp forge]

no shit ik what it means bru i been chronically online for years

[west remnant]

Ofc don't give your cat a full glass of milk unless it's lactose free

[split lake]

What if it wants the milk though

[sullen lance]

also always remember they cant even taste ''sweet'' so just give them treats instead

[split lake]

Plus

Puss in boots

[sullen lance]

they are attracted to the fat

[split lake]

He always drinks milk

[west remnant]

Lactose free milk is better for them

[crisp forge]

deadahh never liked the egg shit its weird asf

[sullen lance]

it wants the fat, lactose free milk

yee

[south parcel]

just give him petrol lol

[crisp forge]

thank god its seen as reddit shit now

[west remnant]

Also, kittens do drink cows milk with no issue
Farms tend to have barn cats and give the kittens extra milk they don't use

[split lake]

Idk I think you guys are pranksters, in the cartoons the cats are always drinking milk

[sullen lance]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-explode-cat-explode-mike-interpol-gif-13503338605162614186

[south parcel]

maybe that is lactose free milk?

[split lake]

https://tenor.com/view/hollyweencandy-cat-cat-drink-milk-cat-eating-cat-drinking-gif-16978701194275077898

[west remnant]

It's just the adults can't process the sugars bc they no longer require milk as a part of their nutrition

[split lake]

How is milk free of milk bro

[west remnant]

Lactose free milk is milk processed to have a specific sugar removed from the milk

[south parcel]

i think hes baiting

[sterile pelican]

where my blitz role

[split lake]

Diabetics cant have normal milk?

[west remnant]

Lactose doesn't make up all milks, it's just a part of cow milk lol

[west remnant]

They can 💀
Lactose is a type of sugar

[split lake]

O

[west remnant]

Not like
Cane sugar

[split lake]

What sugar can diabetics not eat, processed?

Lamar ball cant eat cane sugar

Gg

[south parcel]

its not like they cant completely

[sullen ravine]

u rlly dont

[south parcel]

hes already half drunk ass

[split lake]

Ong if I was diabetic I’d eat all the sugar I want and then pop the insulin shot like a cod stim

[west remnant]

Yeah usually?
I mean they still have to be careful with normal milk, bc too much lactose can also be bad, but generally a lot of them are more careful with the fat than the sugars in milk (my mom is diabetic)

[split lake]

https://tenor.com/view/stim-warzone-trick17-gif-25968946

[lusty oasis]

ok now ur scaring me what do u think this means

[sullen ravine]

i was drinking last night w him i literally d ont rmember much

alcoholic arc

[split lake]

Ooooo

[south parcel]

see, riven agress, ur holic ski

[lusty oasis]

whiskey in my coffee

[split lake]

What brand

[lusty oasis]

yeah yeah im not the one misspelling shit :p

[lusty oasis]

vanilla jim beam

[split lake]

Vanilla?

Yuck

[lusty oasis]

ts like vanilla cream but no cream

WHAAAA

[west remnant]

My family is also just very lactose intolerant so we stick to milks like oat or almond to make it easy on everyone

[lusty oasis]

i love vanilla

oat milk taste like barn door

[mighty idol]

I love milk

[south parcel]

these hellah expensive no?

[lusty oasis]

almond milk yummmy

[split lake]

I think you guys are the first lactose intolerant people to care about being lactose intolerant

I wonder how almond cows look like

[full escarp]

I'm not lactose intolerant I'm lucky asf

https://tenor.com/view/hatsune-miku-dance-anime-vocaloid-air-kiss-gif-3538267542705901610

[sullen lance]

i forced the lactose intolerance away just like that one girl on youtube did

[west remnant]

Usually
My parents have a free grocery thing going on tho where they get oat milk
I take advantage of it RN since I'm staying with them for another week or so

[split lake]

Almond cows look silly

[full escarp]

true

[south parcel]

ah i see

[tawny dagger]

is there any 1hp staff that I can ask here ?

[full escarp]

what's 1hp

[split lake]

Probably #health

[split lake]

Like when the healthbar is red

[south parcel]

is this cow tuff?

[west remnant]

Well I grew up with my youngest sister being very
Fragile
Always sick
And she was extremely lactose intolerant
So my whole family just adapted to fit her needs
And now I think I might be allergic to milk bc any dairy f's me over even if it's lactose free

[split lake]

Yee haw!

[tawny dagger]

doctors

[tawny dagger]

ty

[full escarp]

first thing i read

[south parcel]

specificly esports doctors

[full escarp]

yeah i have 1000% chance of alzheimer's

my sleep schedule literally does not exist

[split lake]

Oof, nice family tho

[split lake]

Same

[crisp forge]

same thing you do

[lusty oasis]

fye

[lusty oasis]

that i am a boy

[mighty idol]

Me too

[west remnant]

I wouldn't fully agree, but yeah, there was accommodations for her at least 😅

[split lake]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1396511145627746478/1448253901127290910/ezgif-519a256707673c5d.gif

[mighty idol]

Sad

[full escarp]

dms

[split lake]

Happens

[west remnant]

I think my bio mom (family I'm staying with rn) gave it to her and myself, so yay

[full escarp]

gave what

[west remnant]

Lactose intolerance

Or well

[full escarp]

oh rip

[west remnant]

Dairy intolerance specifically

[full escarp]

my whole family is lactose intolerant except for me

I'm just special like that

[split lake]

How long do you think it took to train them, haha

[south parcel]

yeah you're just outside intolerant :P

[full escarp]

true

[west remnant]

I still eat cheese, whipped cream, and ice cream tho
I just don't drink milk
Bc that obviously helps a lot :D

[keen juniper]

this a scam

[full escarp]

i wanna stay in my room FOREVER

FOREVER EVER EVER

[south parcel]

then stay lol

go to sleep or sth

[sacred marsh]

its AI bro 🤣

[agile lily]

You also eat strawberry gummies even after i ask if it has strawberries in it

[split lake]

No way

[crisp forge]

nah its real

[west remnant]

THAT WAS ONE TIME
AND SOMETIEMS RHEY MAKE THEM WIRH GRAPEFRUIT OR POMEGRANATE 😭😭😭

[south parcel]

no, i was the left cat

in my pervious life

[split lake]

I dont think so bro

[south parcel]

i can confirm its not ai

[split lake]

Cause like

[full escarp]

bro WHO PINGED ME

[split lake]

It looks too real

[crisp forge]

they used ai on matt yow vid 💔

[full escarp]

IF U PING ME DONT DELETE IT

[split lake]

Mb

[south parcel]

ghost pinger

:O

[warm sphinx]

@full escarp

[full escarp]

hello

hello

BRO

ok

[split lake]

Yo

[gleaming atlas]

Lmao

[warm sphinx]

bro is heather gna reply or what

[agile lily]

We get ice cream with toppings
Me who notices red on the gummy:
hey does that have strawberry in it?
You:
eats faster

[crisp forge]

support ai artists

[warm sphinx]

@full escarp

[sacred marsh]

i saw that boy

[gleaming atlas]

@hushed patrol u failing😭

[warm sphinx]

this guy wont reply

[full escarp]

hello

[warm sphinx]

omds

[west remnant]

Y'all I made strawberry lemonade bars the other day for my dad
And I accidentally
Ate a small amount of the strawberry frosting

[split lake]

Are you allergic to strawberry?

[west remnant]

Sadly

[split lake]

what about oranges

[gleaming atlas]

he’s sneaky

[fresh current]

[south parcel]

hes quicka

[full escarp]

you'd be allergic to me, everyone tells me i smell like strawberries

💔

heartbroken

[west remnant]

No I can have those
But not raw pineapple or kiwis

[south parcel]

u dont leave ur room anyways

so whatever

[split lake]

Nice !

Oranges are the best fruit

[full escarp]

i sadly have to for university

[west remnant]

Nah the smell is fine LOL
It's the fruit itself

Tho I am sensitive to strong smells either way

[gleaming atlas]

Mango best fruit

[split lake]

Im allergic to being off nicotine

[full escarp]

my lips also apparently somewhat taste like strawberry but that's irrelevant in this case

[west remnant]

They're very good yeah

[split lake]

I get really anxious and need to have nicotine

[south parcel]

ah yeah, i nearly forgotten u have some occupation.

[crisp forge]

deadahh istg 99% of the ppl saying support small artists

[full escarp]

💔 ur so mean

[crisp forge]

dont even do that

themselves

[south parcel]

:P

[fiery flume]

hello ❤️

[crisp forge]

like yall preaching but not practicing

[west remnant]

Yeah I think that's called
Addiction

[south parcel]

hi reiblack

[split lake]

I dont support small artist

[full escarp]

support small artists

by small i mean short

[warm sphinx]

[crisp forge]

nah fuck short ppl

no homo

[full escarp]

WHAT

[split lake]

Nah, I just like it

[full escarp]

actually i cant be surprised

[south parcel]

how short is short/?

[full escarp]

im tall asf

[crisp forge]

below 5’8

[split lake]

Anything under like 5’7

[full escarp]

bro

I AM 5'6

[warm sphinx]

LOL

[crisp forge]

LOL

[fiery flume]

what is the single brain cell of vt gen discussing today

[agile lily]

1’1 is pretty short

[crisp forge]

you cooked

[south parcel]

im barley in'

[warm sphinx]

[south parcel]

damn

close call

[split lake]

I wish I was 6’3

[crisp forge]

why short ppl suck

[full escarp]

wait actually im a girl so like does this make me an exception to the 5'8 rule

[fiery flume]

very nice

[warm sphinx]

hey guys can i promo my tt here lol

[agile lily]

If skib does idi

[south parcel]

no

[west remnant]

It was worth it okay
At least it's not a deadly allergy, just incredibly annoying

[crisp forge]

nah

[full escarp]

WHAT

im so tall in my home country tho

[south parcel]

GENDER IS NOT EXCUSE

[split lake]

If bounce does 180

[gleaming atlas]

ig 160 is short ig

[full escarp]

yes it is

[dusky cape]

yoooooo

incest manga

[full escarp]

im 167cm

[warm sphinx]

im promo my tt find my tt in bio

[dusky cape]

https://tenor.com/view/daitaku-helios-umamusume-67-brainrot-gif-4785550353554980182

[warm sphinx]

pls

[full escarp]

yes

[split lake]

Haha

[full escarp]

💀

[agile lily]

Im 69 inches tall

[gleaming atlas]

ur avg

im short

[west remnant]

Hah funny number

[crisp forge]

why we talm bout incest bru

[gleaming atlas]

175😭

[crisp forge]

weird asf

[south parcel]

are you damn asian?

[warm sphinx]

[full escarp]

yeah I am

southeast asian

[fiery flume]

my pener is 69 inches

[south parcel]

alr

ur tall as fuck then

[warm sphinx]

small ash

[south parcel]

fucking giraffe

[full escarp]

thanks pookie

[west remnant]

I'm
67 inches

[crisp forge]

dude even alistair clowning on them

[agile lily]

… 67

[warm sphinx]

guys who wanna hop on merkjate with me

[crisp forge]

😭

[fiery flume]

who the fuck measures height in inches

[crisp forge]

im crying

[fiery flume]

freaks

[south parcel]

arent you like taller than most man there? thats lwk funny

[gleaming atlas]

I don’t understand inches tbf

[warm sphinx]

kilometres >

[fiery flume]

your mom does

[warm sphinx]

gay

[gleaming atlas]

she neither bro😭

[west remnant]

I measure normally, I just did the inches bc of the stupid meme 😭

[gleaming atlas]

she doesn’t even speak english

[split lake]

https://tenor.com/view/roasted-oh-shookt-gif-8269968

[humble goblet]

I'm 0,00185km tall

[gleaming atlas]

i don’t take it too offensive tbf

[fiery flume]

bro beat me to the joke

[agile lily]

So ur 67inches and im 69 inches

It was meant to be

[west remnant]

Guess so

[warm sphinx]

bro js switch to centimetres u short guy

[south parcel]

ur kid will be 68 inches

[warm sphinx]

km not for u

[fiery flume]

I’m 0.0067 football fields tall

[warm sphinx]

im 4x 27inch monitor tall

[west remnant]

If my kids are taller than me
I will cry
And probably force them to play basketball

[split lake]

Im 1.88Meters tall

[split lake]

Put them in soccer

[uncut chasm]

@brave leaf hey, just wanted to ask if disabling processor power states also disables cppc that u mentioned yesterday

[humble goblet]

I'm 1850000000nm tall

[gleaming atlas]

i’m 1,84975e-16 al

[fiery flume]

are you having a stroke

[uncut chasm]

and also is x3d gaming mode worth turning on for a single ccd cpu

[agile lily]

Im

[fiery flume]

1 frame

[south parcel]

ion think 68inches are enough for this sport

[west remnant]

Nah, they get 3 options
Basketball, volleyball, or track and field
I am NOT cleaning sweaty soccer jerseys twice a week

[brave leaf]

it doesn't

[split lake]

💔

[south parcel]

let'em play baseball

[lusty oasis]

im drinking reoiku

[west remnant]

It is
I don't mean professional basketball
Just school basketball

[south parcel]

thats damn cool

[lusty oasis]

meoooo

w

[brave leaf]

actually @uncut chasm what do you mean with processor power states? PSS?

[fiery flume]

again?

[brave leaf]

if PSS, then yes

[lusty oasis]

mrowow

[peak estuary]

dealing with the shinpads is worse than the jersey

[brave leaf]

it disables CPPC

[uncut chasm]

yes, isnt that what pss is?

[lusty oasis]

hi bardoz hope u r well shawty

[uncut chasm]

because i couldnt find anything else

[west remnant]

True

[brave leaf]

well the acronym is different but at a first read I thought you meant C states

[south parcel]

ah yeah, then that makes some sense

[west remnant]

That's even more gear to worry about

[fiery flume]

it’s a god damn thursday/wednesday why are you drinking @lusty oasis

[brave leaf]

hello

[south parcel]

u broke that #1 bard?

[brave leaf]

no I was recording a video on the pg27aqwp-w that I just posted

will eat dinner now and maybe play a bit and break it

[lusty oasis]

hiii c: have u been pbing this week

[atomic nebula]

hello everyone how are we

[rose night]

is this tuff

[uncut chasm]

oh right performance supported states

[west remnant]

I want all my kids to do some kind of sport
They have to be well-rounded in academics and athletics
Healthy and smart

[fiery flume]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1402739025831526580/1449551187027300403/stupidaimerlift.gif

[lusty oasis]

wednesday and its 4:50pm, ive been awake for 2 hours

[west remnant]

@agile lily

[south parcel]

alright, keep ya grind

[dusk cloak]

@hushed patrol da hood?

[rose night]

what about chess

or golf

[fiery flume]

you’ve been awake for 2 hours at 4:30pm on a wednesday and you’re drinking

[rose night]

i KNOW blud isntr on da hood rn

[atomic nebula]

damn

[south parcel]

golf is so fucking expensive

[gleaming atlas]

@fallen slate can play it btw

[dusk cloak]

im on dahood rn

[lusty oasis]

i miss her reikuro

[fiery flume]

I thought you were gay

[dusk cloak]

@rose night hows ur pc going

[split lake]

I thought you were gay

[lusty oasis]

only a little bit

[uncut chasm]

is this all i need to turn off? just want to make sure @brave leaf

[lusty oasis]

why does everyone think im gay

[uncut chasm]

sorry for taking ur time lol

[lusty oasis]

dodu guys hate me

[fiery flume]

only when the booze starts flowing

[south parcel]

its easier to access in us than eu tho

[lusty oasis]

:p

[dusk cloak]

do you like men

[lusty oasis]

do u guys wanna vc while i duo swift w someone

[west remnant]

Chess would be an academic extracurricular
And golf they can do if they want, I suppose, assuming their school offers it or there's a good program in the area

[lusty oasis]

only sometimes

[keen juniper]

getting hardcore in aiming makes you gay

[split lake]

Have 3 kids and make a rocket league team

[fiery flume]

I would but I’m getting ready for w*rk

[keen juniper]

aiming makes you gay

[lusty oasis]

im only gold

[gleaming atlas]

Tomatooooo

[lusty oasis]

im n ot gaty et

[south parcel]

but hes pretty mid

[lusty oasis]

uh oh

i cant type sometimes

[south parcel]

being pretty mid makes you gay

i see

[humble goblet]

Ay bro idk if ur serious or trolling but drinking to cope isn't healthy, take care

[atomic nebula]

damn

[lusty oasis]

im not good enough to be a girl yet or be good

[fiery flume]

don’t listen to this guy
drink yourself into a coma to win her back

[lusty oasis]

ily tampio and i am serious but its okay i will be okay

there is no winning her back twin

she is gone

i will never b able to talk to her again

[agile lily]

How about gym instead

[lusty oasis]

u dont understand the severity of this

[fiery flume]

yeah because you haven’t drank enough

[split lake]

Dont you guys still actively text each other

[lusty oasis]

no u dont get it

[lusty oasis]

she

is

GONE

liek

[atomic nebula]

what about badminton

[lusty oasis]

not that she doesnt fw me

or that like

she found someone else

[humble goblet]

U know my dms are open if u need someone to talk to ❤️

[lusty oasis]

she is GONE

[fiery flume]

did you kill her ski

[west remnant]

🤨
Gym is part of their sports stuff usually
So that's already a given

[lusty oasis]

i love u tampio

[sacred marsh]

did u kill her

[gleaming atlas]

no…

[sacred marsh]

oi

[lusty oasis]

yeah im like d4vd

[split lake]

Oy vet

[split lake]

You dated a minor?!?!?!

[south parcel]

hes in us bro

[sacred marsh]

??

[lusty oasis]

yeah its wraps bro

[crisp forge]

we all playing splitgate 2 in 2026

[atomic nebula]

badminton?

[gleaming atlas]

yoyoyoyo calm down chat

[crisp forge]

dude deadahh

[lusty oasis]

ok i didnt know he was dating minors i jnust know he chopped that bihh up

[south parcel]

they just smoke each other like everyday

[crisp forge]

its more fun to shit on games

[gleaming atlas]

u ruined my day

[lusty oasis]

and had like

[crisp forge]

nowadays

[west remnant]

Most schools don't offer that as an actual sport lol

[lusty oasis]

an incinerator

[crisp forge]

than play them

[gleaming atlas]

i gave u hope and motivation

[split lake]

Yea ts was cray cray

[lusty oasis]

yesterday wouldve been her birthday

[atomic nebula]

fr? athletics?

[fiery flume]

my dms are also always open btw, I don’t hate u mr ski

[west remnant]

I mean, if they go to a really expensive private school, they'd prolly have it
But atp just do tennis

[split lake]

Im telling you, 3 kids and make a rocket league team

[atomic nebula]

4 and one is sub

[south parcel]

let your kid become swordmaster

[lusty oasis]

ily guys

i will be okay

[gleaming atlas]

sorry

[lusty oasis]

dw

[sage tusk]

coach

[tiny ledge]

what benches are speed skates vs control type skates better?

[west remnant]

Most public schools in the US have it as like
A mini game sport thing in phys ed? But not an actual sport for competitions

[split lake]

The kid whos on bench doesnt get to eat till he makes it as a starter

[sacred marsh]

what the sigma

[fiery flume]

guess

[south parcel]

thats my wet dream since kid lmao

[lusty oasis]

its okay,, i will continue on bc its what she wanted from me

[south parcel]

wielding sword is so cool

[crisp forge]

https://tenor.com/view/хрррр-мимимимими-мимимимими-хррррр-комару-кот-gif-2244469136652185124

[tiny ledge]

it feels like reactive tracking would be speed skates not sure on the rest

[atomic nebula]

so ig only basketball and American football

[gleaming atlas]

u genuenly ruined my day w this bad news im sorry

[next copper]

@hushed patrol

[atomic nebula]

then he'll be the coach

[next copper]

why

[lusty oasis]

im sorry it ruined yourday bro

i am trying to stay positive

[gleaming atlas]

damn bro i feel bad for u

[lusty oasis]

drinking keeps me from thinking of it

i love u guys

[atomic nebula]

what you drinking

[sage tusk]

did ufix

[humble goblet]

Okay just don't keep telling yourself that if things turn out to not be okay, and reach out instead ❤️

[lusty oasis]

thanks for being there for me,, those of u that are c:

[gleaming atlas]

like genuenly im sad for u

[west remnant]

Honestly, if any of my kids expressed interest in any swordsmanship or other weaponry sports I would sign the whole family up SO FAST

[lusty oasis]

thanku tampio

[south parcel]

ski look, throw away hol, and go grind vaks

[gleaming atlas]

nono wait do not text like this now bro