apex

[elfin thistle]

After all words speak louder than actions

Actually not a bad idea tho considering the average Twitter user

[tawdry falcon]

hey guys someone speak french a little here ? for giving me some advice.. i'm controller player on apex ( only apex ) and i want to switch on mouse. i have a big problem i play counter strike / valorant and all other game with mouse/keyboard with a really shit grip and now i learn the fingertip.. i just lost my mouse when i flick or something ( sorry bad english ) if someone can give me tips or something

[hoary hamlet]

[tawdry falcon]

?

[hoary hamlet]

thinking about how to answer or help

tbh i'd say become a hybrid player since you are used to roller

[fair trellis]

wtf is a hybrid player

[hoary hamlet]

use mnk for movement nd all

[hoary hamlet]

mnk nd roller

[fair trellis]

[hoary hamlet]

YEP

@tawdry falcon i'd say play on mnk nd learn how mnk works on apex

it's gonna be hard at first but it is worth it if you keep up the grind

[tawdry falcon]

y but it's hard to play fingertip

[alpine trail]

Loot & run around on mnk then when you start fighting switch to controller

[plush burrow]

You dont get as much rotation aim assist since it requires you to move with the roller

Plus when looting you have to drop an input for a sec which obviously would be the roller but isn't as ideal

[elfin thistle]

My office mate refers to black people exclusively with the hard r

He is visibly sheltered

[solar bison]

@tawdry falcon claw grip

Finger tip isn't worth

Trust me

[elfin thistle]

I just grip my mouse

Idk what grip I'm using

[alpine trail]

^

and claw is a lot more comfortable for me atleast

[tawdry falcon]

@solar bison why isnt worth ^^?

[elfin thistle]

Cuz it costs too much money

[alpine trail]

hard on your hand, hard to control, etc

[elfin thistle]

Claws cost less money than human fingers

[alpine trail]

bro the chimera ant arc is going to make me end myself ts is so long for no reason

[tawdry falcon]

xD

can u show me how its claw ?

[true ravine]

just grip your mouse

[elfin thistle]

Just like

Hand on mouse lmao

Like tf?

[elfin thistle]

Who gets a claw and puts it on their mouse

[tawdry falcon]

i'm player controller btw

so

[elfin thistle]

That just seems inconvenient

[tawdry falcon]

i just play palm on valorant

and cs

so claw i dont know whats this

[alpine trail]

what makes you not want to play palm for apex

[true ravine]

the name explains what u need to know

claw

[tawdry falcon]

tention

[elfin thistle]

I play with my mouse idk how you play with ur palm

[tawdry falcon]

it's not confortable for me

when i want to track

tracking i mean

i cant

[alpine trail]

i see

[tawdry falcon]

i think palm suck for this

[true ravine]

INS is a good example of claw grip player

[elfin thistle]

Just do what ur comfortable with

[alpine trail]

i’m not qualified to answer ur question or give advice on this…u should try #advice

[elfin thistle]

What about OUTS

[alpine trail]

💀

[tawdry falcon]

thanks

[alpine trail]

no

[elfin thistle]

yes

[alpine trail]

np*

😑

[true ravine]

bad claw grip playr

[elfin thistle]

Unlucky

[alpine trail]

OUTS plays circle grip

[elfin thistle]

I play the rodeo grip

[true ravine]

LMAO

[elfin thistle]

I tie a lasso to my mouse

Then swing the lasso around

Sometimes I bounce in my chair for better reactivity

[alpine trail]

this is an actual cs pro💀

[elfin thistle]

Seems perfectly normal

He got the phone grip

[alpine trail]

he got the shocker grip

[elfin thistle]

Gripping the mouse like he's gripping his phone with one hand

Puts his thumb under the mouse too

[true ravine]

don't overthink about your grip, hold the mouse in a way that's comfortable for you

@tawdry falcon

[elfin thistle]

Normally I reccomend using your hand for this

[true ravine]

thats me

[elfin thistle]

But if you wanna use ur feet that's fine

Just send me the mouse when ur done

In an airtight container pls

[alpine trail]

i’m italian

what the

[alpine trail]

it won’t send

[ruby radish]

hit a pgti moment wtf?

[elfin thistle]

Pasta grip

The classic fingers together grip

[alpine trail]

i’m gonna play w my left hand to@orrow

fukkit

[elfin thistle]

Ayo fukkit?

[alpine trail]

…yo

fukkit doe

[elfin thistle]

Fukkit 30 bass boosted earrape edition

I play that on repeat when I'm playing apex

[alpine trail]

oh i just listen to old Ali-A videos

[elfin thistle]

I don't need the audio anyway

[alpine trail]

[elfin thistle]

Ayo my favourite Fortnite Pokemon go Pokemon unite channel Ali A

Did you see his new video, "Fortnite added a NEW BUILD! (armoured wall=OP)"

He showed off at armoured wall at 9:58/14 mins

I can't believe I just watched an Ali A video

[alpine trail]

gts yomo

[astral pebble]

wat

[alpine trail]

So sick!

[alpine trail]

wat

[astral pebble]

did ll0m0 forget to take his meds

[alpine trail]

I think he forgets everyday

[alpine trail]

Pasta grip best grip

does a caustic trap pass thru an enemy gibby bubble???

cant be

No clue

[ruby radish]

it doesnt

it's treated as a projectile until it hits the floor or an object that acts like a floor

[alpine trail]

i thought so but never rlly paid attention

thx

[solar bison]

So good

[astral pebble]

nice wallhack

https://www.twitch.tv/timecop1080/clip/WildOutstandingFinchNotLikeThis-QK_ItXhd9EhDpmsZ did you see me getting rekt by hackers this morning

[hoary hamlet]

😳

[hoary hamlet]

why leave though ?

[astral pebble]

the fuck else was I gonna do? no ammo or shield

[hoary hamlet]

[astral pebble]

^

[hoary hamlet]

[hoary hamlet]

where do i check this lol ?

[hoary hamlet]

good

[astral pebble]

https://www.ikea.com/jp/en/p/matchspel-gaming-chair-bomstad-black-50496946/ just bought this, will pick up this weekend

[hoary hamlet]

https://tenor.com/view/misha-misha-necron-anos-voldigoad-the-misfit-of-demon-king-academy-headpat-pat-gif-18243417

[astral pebble]

https://www.tiktok.com/@themelalee/video/6992613140408175878

[twilit flicker]

anyone else feels like half of their shoots arent registering

[plush burrow]

They needed to free up server space because people couldn't buy skins

[loud heart]

oh shit new cs operation

[static rose]

they updated dust2 lol

basically

[loud heart]

just watched the new 3kliksphillip video

WHY WOULD THEY DO THAT

WHAT THE FUCK

[small folio]

Just get a normal office chair

[astral pebble]

why, i already have one

[small folio]

Then just use it

Why buy a "gaming" chair

Gaming chairs are a scam

[plush burrow]

Boys boys boys

I'm not home though but someone obvious was

[small folio]

Your parents?

[plush burrow]

No clue, everyone's rejecting my calls lol

If it's my parents, definitely have to say I got it £50 used with a discount

Asian things

[twilit flicker]

240 hz?

[plush burrow]

Yesssir

Absolute when you getting off 60hz, treat your self for the exams

[twilit flicker]

thats huge

[hoary hamlet]

i feel that

[twilit flicker]

limitz how much did it cost

[loud heart]

unit is as good as me on 60hz

that man on 144 will be a demon

btw anyone down for some pubs

bored of solo dying off drop

[snow ibex]

Man what are these games where you see nobody anywhere.. and once you do... whole lobby only focuses your squad

[twilit flicker]

rip

[static rose]

most annoying spot on olympus

[loud heart]

OH MY GOOOOD

WHY ARE HEAT SHIELDS SO STUPID

LET ME SEE INTO THE ZONE

[burnt stone]

stand on the outisde edge of it

still in but your head peaks out and sees things normally

[little verge]

Apex still has the worst implementation of out of zone experiences in any BR I've played.

[loud heart]

i cant get into a pixel perfect postion while getting shot at by 3 people

[small folio]

This game has too little orange yes

Orange/red

[little verge]

Also needs more flashbangs the second you take a tick of damage.

[small folio]

Some orange sky red heat shield orange rampart walls orange evo shield red zipline balloons red gibby shield red wattson fences red crypto drone orange

[little verge]

I especially love the "see Caustic smoke and approach the area but stay away from the visual effect but apparently still get hit by it so you get slowed and flashbanged" experience.

[small folio]

And then there's revenant

[twilit flicker]

the visual and sound clarity in this game is so bad

[small folio]

Sound?

What's that

[snow ibex]

I hear fine... unless they're crouching

[little verge]

"Let's ruin the sound engine so only a certain number of sounds can play at a time, but also give -everything- a sound. Menu scrolling, fauna, 600 electronic and mechanical ambient noises, gurgling lava you can hear from 100 meters away..."

[snow ibex]

if you want to become paranoid with sounds just play Hunt :Showdown o.o

[small folio]

Fun fact

When you shoot a kraber

You can hear the shell falling to the ground

Try it in range

[twilit flicker]

no way this happened

i know

[alpine trail]

happens ometimes

[snow ibex]

did you juke yourself with your own movement ? o.o

[twilit flicker]

yeah

idk why but i jump with shotguns a lot

and then i get stuck in a bad position

[little verge]

Yeah, jumping is a really bad habit to have especially from a standstill where you can't really air or tap strafe to make it harder to track.

[alpine trail]

[little verge]

P O G

[alpine trail]

so excited to finally try this shit

this poor pathfinder

[elfin thistle]

I cannot express how much I hate the 4-8x scope

[alpine trail]

why

[mellow kestrel]

its so bulky

oh wait

i was thinking about 2-4x

[alpine trail]

its really good to learn for longbow

[mellow kestrel]

🤦‍♀️

[alpine trail]

even 2-4x is good

as bulky as it is its really nice for range

[mellow kestrel]

if it didnt take up half ur screen

sure

[alpine trail]

i love it

[mellow kestrel]

yeah its good

i just really despise anything that makes my gun feel bulky

[alpine trail]

hipfiring with it doesn't feel that bad either

ya

imagine that sight on a wingman

[mellow kestrel]

lmao right

[alpine trail]

it looks the worst on r301 i think

[static rose]

it does

3x looks better on the r301

[snow ibex]

I need like 2 or 3x scopes

else I can't legit see people

[mellow kestrel]

man i hate the wingman irons

[alpine trail]

really?

do you have the fatwingman or p2w

[mellow kestrel]

p2w

idk

i think im getting hella noregs rn

my bullets are just doing nothing it feels like

[alpine trail]

wanna try 1v1s iron wing only

[mellow kestrel]

id rather jump off a bridge

[alpine trail]

[mellow kestrel]

1x classic wingman is good

2x aswell ig but i dont use that too much

[alpine trail]

i use 2x to snipe people

[mellow kestrel]

https://streamable.com/00gsqj

[alpine trail]

and 1x for anything else

[mellow kestrel]

like

idk where my shots on the rev went

at all

[alpine trail]

from what it looks like

2nd to last shot, you were aiming at him

but you didnt lead the shot so by the time he fell the bullet was too far above him

[mellow kestrel]

yeah idk, wingman irons feel off-centered imo

[alpine trail]

ye you just had to lead the shots a bit more there

really close though

[static rose]

def bullet velocity lead

[mellow kestrel]

i could probably eyeball just about pixel perfect where the middle of my screen is normally

but like

wingman irons

i just cant get used to it

[alpine trail]

helps to flick from down

instead of right-left

[mellow kestrel]

after 1,5k hours lmao

ye

[hallow blade]

my wingman be like that fr

[little verge]

Servers still completely borked but still advertising cosmetics. I really wonder who runs their social media.

[hallow blade]

dont miss one fight miss every shot the next

[alpine trail]

yup

still love this clip of shitting on this laggy mofo

[hallow blade]

do you have an animated banner pose on?

[hallow blade]

i havent had any noticeable lag

[static rose]

how do u remove poses

[hallow blade]

just gotta set it to a blue or default banner pose

purple or heirloom poses still have issues

[static rose]

oh aight i put it to a blue i thought i was tripping when i couldn't see an unequip button

[hallow blade]

lmao

[little verge]

I'm talking about the general reaction on twitter from others.

[hallow blade]

ah

thought you meant that you couldnt get into matches

[hoary hamlet]

severs working yes ?

[static rose]

kinda

[hoary hamlet]

i'll take it

[alpine trail]

i played yesterday for a good 2-3 hours with no problems

[hoary hamlet]

its weekend so i wanna try nd grind

just pubs q spam

[alpine trail]

1hp is goated

https://youtu.be/hsyUH4OIk2w?t=201

[snow ibex]

yes I do those before I game every day

[fluid ermine]

Look at master Roshi over here

[alpine trail]

lmao

[bright elm]

daily check in

and now im gone

[alpine trail]

cya kristian

have a good day

[fluid ermine]

I have a different warmup

My warmup is better

[snow ibex]

burpees and push ups do wonders too

[onyx sail]

bro i go cardio running then cycling then gym workout and then i play

wym warmup lmaooo

of course i abuse preworkout formula

[snow ibex]

I do stretches just cause I want to keep my joints good

[onyx sail]

i smoke joints

wym

come at me bro

[snow ibex]

[fluid ermine]

my pregame consists of hitting my chest like a gorilla after I take gorilla mind preworkout

[elfin thistle]

@alpine trail 1v1?

[alpine trail]

I don’t unfortunately

I should probably start

[hoary hamlet]

i need to get a ssd

HDD being at 100% has been causing some lag...

[elfin thistle]

Hdd more like

Hard dick destroyer

[autumn harness]

i'll give you an 8th of my ssd

[ripe hemlock]

https://youtu.be/0fBVrAvlS1U

This kid is insane

[autumn harness]

lil nas 🙏

[fluid ermine]

average

voltaic player

[ripe hemlock]

Lmao slaps on mute

[fluid ermine]

I post epic play in a min

[bright elm]

@autumn harness kbbq when

[autumn harness]

when i get radiant

[bright elm]

get it fast

im tryna eat

[bright elm]

they added immortal 1 2 and 3 back?

[autumn harness]

yep

[bright elm]

how does it work now

[autumn harness]

0-100 imm 1 100-200 imm 2 200-radiant threshold imm 3

[alpine trail]

industry baby goes hard on montages wow

kinda got me hype

[autumn harness]

you can be my industry baby @alpine trail

[alpine trail]

sry i only fw ascended and above🤭✋🏼

[bright elm]

u dont fw 1yu? 😱😱

that means i dont fw you 🤬🤬

[alpine trail]

fw?

that means i dont fw you 🤬🤬

[alpine trail]

Fuck with

bruh

💀💀💀

FINE

[autumn harness]

no its ok

[alpine trail]

if i can solo q apex i’ll solo q voltaic server

😎

[bright elm]

gl solo queuing against sini

[alpine trail]

xkyn vs the worlda

but what is this pub matchmaking

every squad has 3 people with 20k kills

and i get lvl97 and 43

[fluid ermine]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YepyuSOFz2Q

[bright elm]

they gotta nerf you

ur too good

[alpine trail]

no fun playing pubs at all

it takes too long to 1v3 before i get 3paried

[bright elm]

true

just 1v6

[alpine trail]

i prefer being evil

[fluid ermine]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xb31Ydw6LPI

[loud heart]

zyzz

[onyx sail]

brooo i just stopped playing after 1h of zyzz playlist lmao

not this one tho

https://youtu.be/lsnm9SEQJb8

this one good

[fluid ermine]

you're just mad cuz he's a legend

why did he die?

on what

like party drugs or steroids

only if derrick from mpmd was big back then, he woulda saved Z

that doesn't mean he's stupids

most people on steroids don't know how tf it works

uninformed != stupid

we didn't have that much free info

[alpine trail]

being uninformed and using them anyways does in fact = stupid

[fluid ermine]

rn it would be stupid cuz you just literally go on youtube and search up more plates more dates

in zyzzs era, it was hard to get real info, everyone was bullshitting

[pearl sandal]

i dont steroids were ever looked up to in history besides medically

if it was a scenario like cigarettes, people never knew the harm it caused i think thats reasonable

[fluid ermine]

like latest info mpmd and joeesthetics gave was if you want to get jacked af and do the least harm possible, just take trt at like 150mg for 2-3 years and you should get pretty insane results

[alpine trail]

nice bio airic😁

[pearl sandal]

glaive is just too goated

idk man

[alpine trail]

boingypop era😍

[pearl sandal]

glaive+ericdoa best combo cant change my mind

[alpine trail]

i could get behind that

[pearl sandal]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cahg3WXeSdU

1:20

😍

the buildup

jesus

[alpine trail]

is glaive tall or eric just short as hell💀

[fluid ermine]

I wonder how common adhd pills are for gamers

[alpine trail]

i’d say fairly

took adderall for the act once

shit had me pitting out but i got 3 points higher on my score

[pearl sandal]

@alpine trail ericdoa is like 5'10

glaive is 6'3

[alpine trail]

bruh

[pearl sandal]

why does glaive look like sinatraa

[alpine trail]

Bcuz he is Sinatraa

I’ve actually never seen Eric doa

I’m going to look now

They look nothing alike

[alpine trail]

What does adderall do

[autumn harness]

give u tenz r eaction time

imagine tenz on adderall

[proven pulsar]

If you have adhd it improves your focus and stuff

If you don't

👀

[alpine trail]

Ohh

Wait so do ppl abuse for sports.and games

[proven pulsar]

Tried a similar one like 2 years ago

(I don't have diagnosed adhd for the record)

[autumn harness]

people abuse adderall

[proven pulsar]

I actually went god mode at school

[autumn harness]

but rare

[autumn harness]

hot

[static rose]

mans is about to get an insane 240hz buff soon

[solar bison]

No cap

Wait

@plush burrow 240hz???

I'm getting some money rn I'll upgrade soon as well

144hz is booty

[grizzled summit]

fucking love that you have this

[plush burrow]

not gonna lie I played like 30 mins and went off

my aim is down, brain is slow

maybe tomorrow

[solar bison]

Just Limitz 240hz?

[plush burrow]

need to start daily kovaaks again

[solar bison]

[plush burrow]

yesyes

[bright elm]

:)

[grizzled summit]

gdi

i saw that

[bright elm]

saw what

[alpine trail]

ye wouldnt u like to know that

[solar bison]

@plush burrow if you don't get astra I'll be disappointed

[static rose]

wym

insta celestial

[solar bison]

Fr. 60hz is such a huge bottleneck

[hallow blade]

@plush burrowno more 60hz??????

cant be a roller demon anymore

gg

sike high fps better for roller 😈

[solar bison]

Omg it's actually huge

Upgrade to 240 when you have the money

Or at least 144

You'd be such a beast on it

That doesn't make sense

It's like using a shitty Chinese mouse

[bright elm]

this is stupid

[solar bison]

You'd probably be more consistent

With 144/240

With better reactivity

[bright elm]

just make the upgrade

it'll be easier to improve

since there's no hardware limitations

on how fast you can improve

[solar bison]

High refresh rate is good for static

As well

[bright elm]

if you can afford to, get one

trying to get good on an inferior screen is just not the way to go

[static rose]

yeah lol

[hallow blade]

hardware limitations will only stunt your improvement

[solar bison]

I only got to play AL for 2hrs today

[static rose]

i oc'd my monitor from 60 to 72 and it makes a stupidly massive diff for practice

[solar bison]

I'm kinda sad

[fluid ermine]

I thought I just hit a pr and I hit a low af score

[static rose]

if went back once and it was so stuttery lmao

[fluid ermine]

this is what happens when you listen to pumped up music lol

[solar bison]

@fluid ermine it's either that you can 100% tell that you're doing insane or you get a pr when you're not even thinking

That's how I get mine

I'll literally being thinking about something

Then get a pr

[alpine trail]

but that is actually whats happening

i doubt id be able to get gm scores with 60hz

[solar bison]

People have

[alpine trail]

yes people that normaly get nova+

[fluid ermine]

I have an rtx 3080 do I need an upgrade?

[solar bison]

absolute unit (60hz)

[static rose]

i feel that

[solar bison]

Damn

[static rose]

1050ti be shitting itself in waterfall and east frag

[solar bison]

[static rose]

literally

that happens to me

our team goes on the opposite side while the other team is by the waterfall side

and i can't poke them b/c my frames are shit

so like im useless in that situation

[fluid ermine]

is dis why u h8 me

idk how you guys score so high, my eyes can't even focus on the target

it gets fuzzy n shit

[alpine trail]

wat

[fluid ermine]

trying to hit plat scores, I swear my eyes are holding me back

like I completely lose focus of the target

[autumn harness]

ITS SO FUCKING HUMID

AAAAAAAA

[alpine trail]

BBBBBBB

[fluid ermine]

you blink?

[autumn harness]

my gaming perpihieals are moist

[alpine trail]

blinking is beta af

[fluid ermine]

I just put some eyedrops in, I haven't blinked since last week

[alpine trail]

sigma mindset

I haven’t gotten out of bed since I woke up

sigma mindset

[static rose]

in the Hyperbolic Time Chamber

[alpine trail]

i havent woken up since i got out of bed

[alpine trail]

That would make a lot of sense

@alpine trail https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x-kwlaKKhp4

[fluid ermine]

I haven't slept since I woke up

[alpine trail]

You’re just limiting yourself I feel like

Not that you can’t do good on 60hz since people have gotten GM on 60 but idk

[static rose]

exactly

[bright elm]

tracking on my old mousepad

is actually an arm workout

holy shit

[autumn harness]

no

[bright elm]

u playing on 43cm?

[fluid ermine]

I can't play without an arm sleeve

[bright elm]

i can

i've always have

ngl tho

arm sleeve makes tracking feel nicer

[solar bison]

Ew

[solar bison]

The cheap one

[bright elm]

amazon approved

[solar bison]

Same. Vertical tracking is impossible without

[autumn harness]

i dont play with arm sleeve so my arm can season the pad

[hallow blade]

huge

[autumn harness]

huge

[bright elm]

we bustin in game

[bright elm]

skill issue

[alpine trail]

same for me

[alpine trail]

hot

[static rose]

bruh i just pr'd on this scenario right now

[alpine trail]

[solar bison]

shut...

up...

[alpine trail]

what in the world LOL i dont even remember playing this scenario

[autumn harness]

stfu tetch

sorry no offense

actually offsense

[alpine trail]

stfu 1yu

sorry no offense

[proven pulsar]

rampart caustic team holding streamer building until zone 3

fucking

CRINGE

[bright elm]

stfu tetch and 1yu

[alpine trail]

actually offsense

[bright elm]

sorry no offense

actually offense

[alpine trail]

stfu xkristiann

sorry no offense

actually offsense

[bright elm]

who?

[alpine trail]

christiann

[bright elm]

don't know who that is

[fluid ermine]

b180 voltaic plat is a bitch

[alpine trail]

https://tenor.com/view/right-dr-evil-sarcastic-okay-bald-gif-17343060

[fluid ermine]

have to hit 16 balls per 10 seconds ☠️ im dogshit

[bright elm]

need vod

?

prob clicking too slow

or you're not doing the scenario optimally

[alpine trail]

yeah i dont even think i have plat on it

[fluid ermine]

are u assuming my click speed?

[alpine trail]

yeah i have 74 pb

[fluid ermine]

that's highly offensive

my pb 71

[fluid ermine]

I can stream it

[autumn harness]

bro i have a sick clip

but i cant send it because no nitro

i will have to masturbate it to myself

oh i forgot

[bright elm]

jesus

2 months ago

yeah

i remember

i don't think i was even in my house

[bright elm]

when i said that

[bright elm]

ok this was sick

i give you gold star

⭐

[autumn harness]

bitch i want multiple

[bright elm]

sorry

[autumn harness]

2 gold star clip

at least

[bright elm]

im restricted to only giving one gold star

[alpine trail]

YOU ARE SO FUCKING GOOD

[bright elm]

every 24 hours

[autumn harness]

yes i know i am very good

[bright elm]

is that 1y- 1yu?

https://youtu.be/TeDxB3B6j3Q

[autumn harness]

thats so old

[bright elm]

yea

when i actually played val

[autumn harness]

u hot tho

[fluid ermine]

72 now (edit: wow I'm so good)

[autumn harness]

💦

[alpine trail]

@fluid ermine try vod reviewing yourself

i started recently and it helped identify things that i should work on/fix

[bright elm]

ok imma go study math ill see u guys later

💋

[autumn harness]

remember 2+2=4

[alpine trail]

https://tenor.com/view/kiss-a-homie-kiss-smack-gif-17593938

[bright elm]

2+2=3

[autumn harness]

what happened to your x

[bright elm]

sorry

[autumn harness]

cringestan

[bright elm]

f(x)=x^420

[autumn harness]

boys when girls dont follow the dress code

[proven pulsar]

this crypto just fucking griefed me

[cedar bluff]

tell him his mom is dumb

[fluid ermine]

just going to get all my switching to plat first since its ez

[autumn harness]

bitch both of your moms are dumb

sorry that was a typo

[fluid ermine]

that should give me enough of a boost for my other scenerios tbh

plus my switching needs work

[cedar bluff]

ik tbh

[alpine trail]

record yourself when you play

then when you're done review it

and looks for things you could of done better

and work on that

[fluid ermine]

okok

[onyx sail]

hello i just woke up

im kidding its 1am im going to sleep

guys how to look younger? im 22 and i look like fucking 40 im half bald with big moustache

idk brah

girls dont come

[flat wind]

"half bald with big moustache"

that's the problem

[onyx sail]

dayumn brah

[flat wind]

it's the dad combo

I don't mean to offend

[onyx sail]

nah we coolin

[flat wind]

maybe try getting rid of the moustache? men without facial hair usually look younger

[onyx sail]

i mean that would be okay girls looking for daddys but im jobless living with mom hahah

[flat wind]

it wouldn't hurt getting a job either.

[onyx sail]

yaa im learning 3d

almost ready to work

[flat wind]

oooh cool

in blender?

[onyx sail]

yes

[flat wind]

nice

I took one look at the menu with 100000 buttons and I was like hell nah

[autumn harness]

i'll literally put your dick in a blender

stfu

[flat wind]

:(

valorant player :(

[onyx sail]

https://www.artstation.com/el1x

heres some work

can take a look if u wonder etc

[flat wind]

all of these are made by you?

[onyx sail]

yeah its my portfolio

[flat wind]

yeah they look really nice

[autumn harness]

you should move to hentai

and make sfm

and make cash

[flat wind]

yeah lol

[onyx sail]

hahah youve seen this aheago skin?

[flat wind]

furry hentai artist

[flat wind]

you make like 1k dollars for a submission or something like that

[onyx sail]

its my favourite hahaa

and for the last risen up ur mouse feet to avoid bottom dragging when thin feet and remember to superglue between to layers of tape for maximum sharp feeling

game changing fr fr

cuz of cheap factory feet glue that moves when dragging mouse

[proven pulsar]

big mistake

[astral pebble]

o shit i got on wrong servers

heres hopeing i die quickly

[alpine trail]

xtra hackers?

[astral pebble]

yeah tokyo

[alpine trail]

praying 4 u

[astral pebble]

nice, got my finisher

https://clips.twitch.tv/SullenMildDonkeyDuDudu-M2cgHj5Hc3atyVqm unbelievable bullshit

[alpine trail]

In a bit

[astral pebble]

damn

i could have been done with dailies if it wasnt for this trash

there are no useful SMGs on the floor loot either

by the time i even find one its already top 10

[fluid ermine]

@alpine trail tetch is bullying me

come into chat and listen to this abuse

[astral pebble]

lol

[alpine trail]

Good job dongie!

[fair trellis]

nice ur teammates hit 2 bullets

[solar bison]

Lmfao

[burnt stone]

boys do i buy a gpx

i have viper ultimate

[alpine trail]

What grip do you use

@burnt stone

[burnt stone]

any

but i think i claw the most

[alpine trail]

Ok I’d say yes then

I have one and claw it perfectly

However for fingertip I feel like there are better options out there

xm1r is also really good for claw

[burnt stone]

fuck wired

wireless only gang

[alpine trail]

yeah

I can’t go back to wired

I feel like I have so much more freedom by not being limited by the wire

true

the RVU from what i heard is good

[bright elm]

just

use a bungee

my xm1r feels wireless

with it

[alpine trail]

yeah I was going to recommend that if he played ftip

[bright elm]

how big

ur hands

[burnt stone]

average

[bright elm]

like 18x9?

[static rose]

how tf are yall measuring ur hands

like max spreading it out???

[alpine trail]

tape measurer?

[grizzled summit]

measuring your hand for peak mouse efficiency

imagine

[alpine trail]

thats what i used atleast

[burnt stone]

i don't remember

but clos

e

[bright elm]

hati s

wireless

[grizzled summit]

far from the mic
"wheres is my measuring tape"

[autumn harness]

im a fucking gaming warlord

no cap

[burnt stone]

shush

[grizzled summit]

lmfao

hes on a fucking journey

[bright elm]

he wants wireless

which is kinda eh

since you can just use a bungee

rofl

yeah

i already recommended him hati s

still waiting for xm1r wireless

praying that the xm1r wireless is like

63 grams

or smth

[autumn harness]

just buy gpx from kristann

[static rose]

im 10x17.5 according to that measurement method

[bright elm]

im not giving away my gpx

[autumn harness]

didnt say giving it away

[bright elm]

10cm long?

[autumn harness]

with some molah

[grizzled summit]

chode hand

[bright elm]

wtf

[static rose]

yes...

worlds fattest fingers

[bright elm]

dude how is ur hand 17.5cm wide

[fair trellis]

u got it backwards otherwise u have alien hands

[autumn harness]

dude you'd probably have to hold your mouse sideways

[grizzled summit]

now i wanna measure my hand

[static rose]

lmao

[bright elm]

hand size is equal to ur dick size

[solar bison]

[bright elm]

therefore my dick is 18.5cm long

[grizzled summit]

i dont-

[bright elm]

oh sorry

that's too bad

[grizzled summit]

no hands gang

[static rose]

what do you use instead

eye aimer

[burnt stone]

16.5x9

my hands

[hallow blade]

this is kinda true theres a way to measure your hand and its pretty accurate to cock size

[burnt stone]

feet aimer

mmm

Feet

[static rose]

t o e s

[solar bison]

@hallow blade stfu

[burnt stone]

t o e s

[solar bison]

[bright elm]

100% hati s wireless

[hallow blade]

im being deadass lmfao

[bright elm]

it would be really good

[grizzled summit]

17 x 8

it seems

[hallow blade]

tiny hands damn

[solar bison]

When are you getting one

[hallow blade]

ghost got them femboy hands

[grizzled summit]

my bad, ill grow bigger ones next time

[bright elm]

never

jk

next year

[solar bison]

[bright elm]

happy with hati s

until something like i break the shell or smth happens

[astral pebble]

i needed one last fucking match with fuse and some fucker takes it

[burnt stone]

where do i be

[astral pebble]

i hate this game

[bright elm]

buy?

[burnt stone]

buying

[hallow blade]

get hsk

become fingertip god

[static rose]

do yall also just be switching up grips like every 5 seconds or is that just me

[bright elm]

ew no

fingertip ew

[hallow blade]

fingertip superior grip

[burnt stone]

can i fingertip hati s

[static rose]

u can ftip anything as long as u click on the far back of the button

[bright elm]

idk

researcyh

mf

[burnt stone]

no

tell me

[hallow blade]

you cant ftip anything other than hsk or m1k lmfao tiny ass hands

[violet sphinx]

when is new halo coming out

[burnt stone]

suck my balls

lmao

[violet sphinx]

i wanna abuse kbm aim assist

and then make controller players cry

[static rose]

december 8 i believe

[burnt stone]

it don't work that way

[hallow blade]

it feels like ass

its not like

true aim assist

it jumps around and is very jittery

[static rose]

wow thats so ass

[hallow blade]

its been in the game since preseason

theres just been no reason to run it because it hurts your aim

[static rose]

?

[violet sphinx]

yeah i feel like it would hurt aim

[static rose]

pre season halo?

[hallow blade]

oh

[violet sphinx]

i need smth to play

[hallow blade]

i thought he was talking about apex LMFAO

[violet sphinx]

i dont wanan make a solo thing on d2

without my friend

[static rose]

literacy moment

nah cuz halo gonna have that bullshit too lmfao

so cancerous of halo

[hallow blade]

i mean theres no kbm aim assist in multiplayer so i assumed he was talking about apex

[violet sphinx]

cause i feel like it might ruin it if i grind d2 without my friend

[hallow blade]

also it wouldnt hurt your aim

[violet sphinx]

and then make a new thing with my friend

[hallow blade]

itd feel almost like mouse acceleration

and that your reaction time suddenly got better lmfao

[static rose]

i mean now that i think abt it aa is really just accel

but automated for when u get a target lmao

[hallow blade]

yeah

the problem is rotational aim assist

[static rose]

yeah

shits busted

[hallow blade]

it will always be busted no matter how low it is

no biological being can have a 0 ms reaction time

[static rose]

insta reactivity like mfs be Astra

[hallow blade]

better than astra

literally inhuman

[static rose]

yeah

[hallow blade]

impossible by human standards

perfect smoothness too

[static rose]

just predict harder lolz

[violet sphinx]

is d2 fun solo

like should i play it solo while waiting for my friend to want to play it

cause im impatient

[crude sedge]

has anyone tried jitter tapping your strafe keys while shooting?

it's the same tech as jitter aiming

but without using your mice

[hallow blade]

that shouldnt work

it only works as long as your camera is moving

[crude sedge]

it did

[hallow blade]

cant see why it would be better or as good tho

fucking up your movement would just hold you back

[crude sedge]

can't record footage right now, but it completely negates 90% of the recoil

[crude sedge]

not much if you have a good position to shoot, but spamming the keys to the point where it looks stationary makes it work somehow

[hallow blade]

cant see why you wouldnt just jitter your mouse tho

[crude sedge]

yeah, guess so

but hey there's an alternative..?

[hallow blade]

especially when you can always jitter mouse instead of jittering your strafe keys which only works if youre not getting shot at

[crude sedge]

I'll try testing this out more

[hallow blade]

hauntr is a demon

yep

[autumn harness]

i bet i can beat haunter in mahjong

[astral pebble]

nice

[hallow blade]

valorant pro

one of the best mechanical players

well thats what ive heard i never watch valorant

[crude sedge]

referring to the jitter strafing again, I'm pretty sure osu players that use index and ring fingers to tap would excel at this more

[floral crag]

it also sounds way more bearable

[hallow blade]

eh jitter aiming is really easy without straining yourself too much

just move your mouse to the rate of fire of the weapons

[floral crag]

ye that sounds awful

[hallow blade]

only gets difficult on faster firing weapons like r301+

[static rose]

r99 jitter

[floral crag]

id rather just jitter however much i can be bothered to and be a bit less accurate

[static rose]

hes a gridshot demon for sure

[hallow blade]

his aim is pretty good in static dunno about tracking

gwerias only strong point is his aim

and fortnite

i think he used to play fortnite

[proven pulsar]

[hallow blade]

i cant remember

[autumn harness]

you can't beat tenz

sry

he's literally so hot

[static rose]

1v1 irl

[hallow blade]

yes he is

yes

youre retarded if you think hes not attractive

[crude sedge]

can't say otherwise, he has a neat girlfriend as well with that face

[autumn harness]

???????????????????

i've literally seen his dick

[crude sedge]

???

[hallow blade]

no clue but that shit pisses me off so bad

[crude sedge]

😔 no moustache

[autumn harness]

tenz supremacy

[crude sedge]

I mean have you seen tenz cosplay an anime character

[autumn harness]

tf

how does he look like a rat

?!?!?

ratZ

[hallow blade]

a mustache can look good without a beard but a beard cant look good without a moustache

no

it rarely looks good

very few people can pull it off

.1% of beard havers

[autumn harness]

beards are either hot or pedophiles

[hallow blade]

skill issue

[autumn harness]

hm

i can't grow a beard

honestly i hate beard

on me

[alpine trail]

why

in tf

is bonsai palace an arenas map

[hallow blade]

all arenas maps suck

except like

overflow

and

nvm its only overflow

[static rose]

You dont like phase runner?

I feel like its good but only the side with the portal

[hallow blade]

yeah

portal side is the only good side

the other side sucks balls

[static rose]

I hate it when dudes just go to the other side and just poke when the zone aint even there

[hallow blade]

fax

[astral pebble]

phase runner literally best arenas map

overflow is trash

[hallow blade]

blocked and reported

actual retard

[alpine trail]

yeah all the arena maps suck

[violet sphinx]

from the start?

or just lvl up and stuff then play pvp

[hallow blade]

d2 sucks

pvp is dogshit

d2 is only fun when playing pve

[astral pebble]

lol

you could have just ended the sentence at d2 sucks

[burnt stone]

flick

@hoary scroll where do i buy hati s wireless

all sold out

[severe galleon]

Destiny 2 succ

That's one thing I can agree with Dongie on

[bright elm]

he's like one of the top duelists

in valorant

both aim and brain

[bright elm]

maxgaming

amazon

etc

[burnt stone]

all out of stock

for wireless

[alpine trail]

huh

How have you never heard the name “TenZ”

[twilit minnow]

Why can't you just quick switch legends in firing range anymore?

[bright elm]

yeah because it sold out on the first day

i think

[static rose]

TenZ is what shroud was like 2 years ago

[twilit minnow]

Why did they change that??

[bright elm]

you gott wait for restock

[bright elm]

ye

[burnt stone]

how

[bright elm]

prime shroud was when apex came out

[burnt stone]

long