apex

[sour flame]

I forgot where my phone was while I was searching for my phone charger

[sonic mesa]

no

[alpine trail]

supposedly 180+ fps is bugged again

stutters or smth

[grizzled summit]

still 0 explanation for what math rock is

[sour flame]

What is math rock

[alpine trail]

chon

[grizzled summit]

idk

[alpine trail]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JQcp3UWQOmM

this is math rock

[static rose]

oh

[grizzled summit]

GIVE ME A DEFINITION

FUCK YOU

[static rose]

Ive heard Chon

[static rose]

my fav song is perfect pillow

[alpine trail]

ya

[static rose]

b/c thats the only song ive heard of them lol

[sour flame]

Hey calm down pingu

[buoyant mural]

why i always cannot connect to EA server

[alpine trail]

cuz new update means server is poo

[grizzled summit]

calm down pingu

im having deja vu

[alpine trail]

tricot is great

[alpine trail]

pinguuu lmao

[buoyant mural]

10 times a day

[grizzled summit]

lmfao

[sour flame]

From when

[alpine trail]

calm down honey

[grizzled summit]

god

[static rose]

could u play this one @alpine trail

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3aSX_hYpVXg

[grizzled summit]

im actually fucking cringing

[alpine trail]

LOOOOOOOOL

[grizzled summit]

@sour flame

[sour flame]

Are you responsible @alpine trail ?

Oh ok

[alpine trail]

n

[sour flame]

How do I sleep

[sonic mesa]

#advice

[grizzled summit]

start with the dream

think about things you like

gets me asleep ezpz

[sonic mesa]

[grizzled summit]

o shit my apex is done

[sour flame]

titties

I am an adult

[static rose]

that's fire

[visual shoal]

tf is wrong with apex today

[sour flame]

Update

[visual shoal]

games are literally unplayable rn

[sonic mesa]

small indie company

dont be mean to them :((((((((((((((((

[visual shoal]

fk them

[sour flame]

I'm gonna try that now

[sonic mesa]

DOGSHIT COMPANY AND DOGSHIT GAME

[static rose]

also titanfall 3 got leaked lol

[sour flame]

Goodnight everyone

[sonic mesa]

huh

[grizzled summit]

sleep well

[sour flame]

Thanks!

[visual shoal]

tf3 got leaked?

[sour flame]

[static rose]

bunch of nvidia data got leaked with a shit ton of games

*leaked as in that they're in some form of development

[alpine trail]

internal name of apex is titanfall 3

[burnt stone]

@alpine trail

[alpine trail]

remember tf3 was in development before they switched to making apex

[burnt stone]

Have y'all played ranked yet?

Oh and @grizzled summit

[grizzled summit]

i literally just opened apex for the first time today

just now

[deep linden]

ah yes

6AM

no sleep moment

[burnt stone]

Oh

[burnt stone]

Heading home now

My fingers were hurting cause i vaaks for like 3 hours straight last night kekw

[grizzled summit]

dummy

[burnt stone]

No u

Gottem

I want to vaaks some more too

I want my aim to be good finally kekw

Feel like i would be a much better player

[sonic mesa]

aim is overrated

[burnt stone]

It's the main thing I'm missing

[sonic mesa]

just get a roller

[burnt stone]

No

Tired of being gay complete in vaaks i wanna hit diamond or smth

[deep linden]

damn

i wish my aim was good

i'm just voltaic unranked

also i do be floating

[sonic mesa]

you know

that

Master is easy to get

[burnt stone]

Seraph god tier femboy and aimer

But it's never enough

[deep linden]

truly

it never is

[hoary hamlet]

you got good aim imo

[static rose]

ye lol

[burnt stone]

You know, that a 4k/20b is easy to get

[burnt stone]

Barely plat complete in just tracking tho

[sonic mesa]

its not

[burnt stone]

I could say the same for masters

[sonic mesa]

you're wrong

[deep linden]

20 kills is sort of rng

4k damage is basically thirsting + making fights last longer

[hoary hamlet]

i've played with you enough times to know that you got good aim

[native hull]

as long as you believe in yourself you can get a 57 bomb

[grizzled summit]

^

[deep linden]

I tried to give batts to someone I was fighting

[grizzled summit]

just decimate lmao

[deep linden]

just to get a 4k

[violet sphinx]

can we just go back to yesterday

[deep linden]

I won but no 4k

[hoary hamlet]

you do that every game <.<

[violet sphinx]

game feels like shit rn

[grizzled summit]

shut

[burnt stone]

We played like twice lmfao, i know it's above average but i know it can be so much better

[grizzled summit]

lowkey, we need to play again

[deep linden]

since servers feel like ass i might as well be playing splitgate

[burnt stone]

Yeah pingu all you do is decimate

[hoary hamlet]

twice can make you realize a lot

[grizzled summit]

ghost ffs

[burnt stone]

Smh when are you gonna carry us on your main pred account

[autumn harness]

@sonic mesa

what happened to purple

??

[hoary hamlet]

yes we do timezones nd school got me busy but weekends im down

[grizzled summit]

w-who told you about my pred main

[deep linden]

https://www.twitch.tv/seraph_td/clip/OriginalVastPorpoisePupper-8X4behf-GtPaHIuP

[astral pebble]

he was striped of purple for cheating

[autumn harness]

am i next

they can't find evidence on me

[burnt stone]

I've seen Pingod on those pred clip channels

[hoary hamlet]

tak is spitting facts in a yats field of poppies

[sonic mesa]

removed

duh?

[grizzled summit]

weekend sounds good to me

[sonic mesa]

rank is overrated

useless

makes me look even worse when I have it

[hoary hamlet]

yay

[sonic mesa]

being dogshit at apex despite having "good" aim

[autumn harness]

lmao

[sonic mesa]

can't kill bots

[autumn harness]

i feel you

[sonic mesa]

so good right?

XD

[hoary hamlet]

you worry too much

[burnt stone]

Since I'm done with smoothness pretty much i should work on reactivity next no?

[deep linden]

god damn your mental is actually so dogshit

[hoary hamlet]

in regards to apex grinder

[hoary hamlet]

yes

[burnt stone]

Kekw

[grizzled summit]

aim can carry you only so far

experience is >>>>

[hoary hamlet]

^

reason why pingu carries

[grizzled summit]

die

[deep linden]

shit mental will only degrade your performance

[sonic mesa]

LOL

[burnt stone]

You say thay like pingus aim isn't beyond nutty

[sonic mesa]

why do i feel like it actually doesnt matter

[grizzled summit]

i hate you both

[burnt stone]

Better then all of us

[sonic mesa]

and what you do ingame matters

[grizzled summit]

ill do a scen right now and get 2% accuracy

just fucking watch me

[hoary hamlet]

bro she shit on me in 1v1s

[burnt stone]

They were orginally gonna stop at nova but they made astra just for pingu

[deep linden]

will you be able to make rational decisions on tilt?

[sonic mesa]

sometimes yes?

[deep linden]

will you be able to see your own mistakes on tilt?

[burnt stone]

Me too bro me too

[sonic mesa]

even when im not tilted i do dumb shit

[grizzled summit]

GHOST YOU LITERALLY BEAT ME LIKE 8 TO 2

[sonic mesa]

it literally doesnt matter

[deep linden]

how about

[hoary hamlet]

cap

[deep linden]

you get off that shit mental and take a look at what you do objectively

[sour flame]

I'm asleep

[hoary hamlet]

gn snibs

[grizzled summit]

sniba im about to knock you unconscious by force

if you dont get off your phone

[sonic mesa]

idk wtf im doing wrong when i watch my own vod

[hoary hamlet]

also good night lads

[burnt stone]

I know I'm suprised i got 2 wins in as well, but i guess i got lucky since you weren't warmed up yet

[autumn harness]

fucking weeb

@alpine trail

[hoary hamlet]

3 am fuck

[grizzled summit]

visible anger

[burnt stone]

Nitey nite

[hoary hamlet]

genshin lover

[sour flame]

[sour flame]

Goodnight

[deep linden]

watch better players and see how they position themselves as well as how they take fights/disengage and then compare it to yours

[sour flame]

You're scary, I'm going to sleep

[sonic mesa]

i already do that and i still dont know how they are doing it

[grizzled summit]

lmao

[sour flame]

Gn

[grizzled summit]

grinder

[burnt stone]

I know she is

She beat tf out of me in 1v1s

[hoary hamlet]

https://tenor.com/view/tonton-friends-sleep-goodnight-bedtime-gif-16525852

[grizzled summit]

whenever i die, i ask myself "how could i have changed that"

[sonic mesa]

like

look at this

[grizzled summit]

or "what did they do that i couldnt fight against"

[sonic mesa]

look at this timestamp

https://youtu.be/MHL2nzVmap8?t=317

[autumn harness]

@alpine trail wasup

[astral pebble]

walking to house let me check in a minute

[sonic mesa]

why cant i play against these kind of players

[astral pebble]

"summer night town"?

[burnt stone]

Grinder wanting to go against bad players so he doesn't have to get better lmao

[astral pebble]

lolol

[plush burrow]

Lost too many 69's

[burnt stone]

Even if you were going against those players you wouldn't do nearly as well as mande there

[grizzled summit]

the true apex experience is getting pred stacks in your pubs

lmao

[deep linden]

^^

[sonic mesa]

how do u know

[burnt stone]

Ppl often overlook the skill of the players getting these kills

[deep linden]

i bet you don't even know how dome fighting works to begin with

[autumn harness]

grinder

you need to watch more fav_aimbot

[sonic mesa]

no

[grizzled summit]

ah fuck

do i drop money for a bloodhound skin

do i stop being a default

[deep linden]

get the path one

[sonic mesa]

because i have never heard of it

[autumn harness]

two videos a day

fav_aimbot

[grizzled summit]

i dont even play path

[deep linden]

path skin best skin rn

no cap

[autumn harness]

you can't call that dome fighting

[grizzled summit]

it is really good

but

im poopoo with path

[deep linden]

true

[burnt stone]

Like a lot if ppl think that the enemies are just bad but i bet if you went against most of these players you'd look just as shit as the bots lmao

[grizzled summit]

wait seraph

youre talking about the war machine path right

[deep linden]

no. event skin path

[grizzled summit]

ah

[deep linden]

look at this bad boy

[sonic mesa]

probably

[burnt stone]

Pingu spending money on a shit game lmao

[autumn harness]

yo what's fav_aimbot's daily routine

[sonic mesa]

especially with my dogshit aim

[grizzled summit]

exactly ghost

do i even make the jump

[burnt stone]

No

Cause you'll wanna spend again

[grizzled summit]

ive been a default skin bloodhound for ages

look at this

[burnt stone]

You can't even see your skin lol

[deep linden]

do it. spend the moolah

[sonic mesa]

routines are useless just play the fkin scenario jesus

[grizzled summit]

gelksznlkesnlgk;negg;lsebg

[burnt stone]

And how often do you spend looking at gloves

[autumn harness]

im not talking about kovaaks @sonic mesa

irl routine

[sonic mesa]

oh

huuuuuuh

irl routine

[autumn harness]

i need to know what food he eats

[alpine trail]

wasup

wa soup

[static rose]

Aimbot is a god u can't become him

[autumn harness]

i can ranked

[sonic mesa]

hmm

[alpine trail]

ranked can i

[static rose]

either u are or u aren't simple as that

[burnt stone]

Didn't someone ask how many times aimbot nuts in a week

[autumn harness]

i'll be my own god

[grizzled summit]

????

[alpine trail]

maybe theres a secret number

[burnt stone]

So they can copy and do it on the same days

[deep linden]

invite Aimbot to Femboy aim?

[alpine trail]

and the amount he does will give you aimbot

[grizzled summit]

im disgusted

[autumn harness]

also what's with japanese apex players and having a banger taste in music

[burnt stone]

Maybe they'll become good that way

[grizzled summit]

and horrified

[burnt stone]

[static rose]

i remember i saw him on kovaaks and he was getting like 600-700 on 1w6ts

[autumn harness]

im getting like 4 songs a week from watching japanese players

[deep linden]

true

[burnt stone]

In the 1 stream i saw him play vaaks

[proven pulsar]

Bet

[burnt stone]

He pretty much did only reactivity stuff

[deep linden]

he had default settings on the vaaks

[burnt stone]

Close fast strafes, mid strafes and other stuff

[autumn harness]

prob sponsored

[static rose]

hes a demon for that

[autumn harness]

like how crylix i s

[burnt stone]

He's training for the visual clutter

[static rose]

true lol

[deep linden]

nah FAV_Aimbot isn't sponsored by vaaks

[autumn harness]

what happaned to crylix

[burnt stone]

I remember crylix saying he played vaaks too but never streamed it

[deep linden]

no it's closed

no applications

[burnt stone]

Fr?

Thank fuck i got in

[static rose]

Theres another FA group

just join them

[deep linden]

we ain't accepting anymore for now

WDYM COMMON ANCESTORS WTF

[grizzled summit]

exclusive club

sadge

[burnt stone]

When are we accepting more?

[deep linden]

I'm not German

I can just understand the language

[grizzled summit]

is grinder still here

i have a good practice for him

[burnt stone]

Ping him pingu

[deep linden]

bro

[deep linden]

you can get the role if you speak it

[deep linden]

Pingu

[grizzled summit]

hello

[deep linden]

since you're carrying ghost

[static rose]

looks like only 6cps lolz

[grizzled summit]

im-

ok

[deep linden]

wanna take his spot in fA

KEKW

[grizzled summit]

👀

[burnt stone]

Wtf serapg

I'm being abandoned

Smj

Smh

[deep linden]

actually you know what

you can stay

[grizzled summit]

good ending

[deep linden]

s

[burnt stone]

Ayo perfect

It's fA not Fa

[deep linden]

should we invite tak as well

[burnt stone]

Taks in fa already wym

[deep linden]

i mean

actual member

[burnt stone]

He's bald does he need to wear a wig

Kekw

[static rose]

wraith is bald too

[grizzled summit]

wha

[deep linden]

nah bruh he's gonna be bald emo wraith

[grizzled summit]

wheres my invite

gonna cry

[burnt stone]

Pingu you wanna be a femboy?

Aimer

[deep linden]

we have the best channel

[fluid ermine]

apex is dogshit change my mind

[hallow blade]

no one here is gonna try

[fluid ermine]

positive reaffirmation, I like it

what a waste of time, I could have hit like 5 pbs instead of trying to load into apex

[sonic mesa]

jesus static on 35cm is hard af

[astral pebble]

gross

[fluid ermine]

have you considered getting better

[static rose]

Did u do all the bench marks on diff sens?

Im doing 30cm static lol

[sonic mesa]

usually when I go for PB i play on main sens

i practice on 35cm

still doesnt really matter

im dogshit

no

[static rose]

60 cm static ye or ne

[sonic mesa]

meh

i mean

why are you asking me

i dont think im qualified to give advice

dont ask a dogshit player for advice xD

[alpine trail]

any plats in NA that want to run ranked?

[sonic mesa]

you know that it doesnt really matter

same shit

[autumn harness]

@alpine trail steam is down for maintance im gonna val

[sonic mesa]

use ur middle finger

[autumn harness]

@alpine trail good ping

[sonic mesa]

yeah

but you gotta pay the price

[worn sparrow]

steam issues, compiling shaders, apex server issues

[autumn harness]

steam always goes down on tuesday

[burnt stone]

You tap strafed?

[sonic mesa]

yeah but you lose the freedom when you want to ADS more

i might try it

wont really matter anyway ill die to bots nonetheless XD

[burnt stone]

Mm

Will have to experiment

[alpine trail]

alr

[deep linden]

or you could bind fire to something else

or ads

[elfin thistle]

Respawn's solution to toxicity is to tell the community to just not be toxic

[static rose]

Nicely telling my teammates to perhaps free their hard drive space by uninstalling apex legends

[alpine trail]

any1 down for plat ranked in 10-15mins\

id yu said steam stuff

[astral pebble]

is apex still fucked

geez, compiling shaders again

[sonic mesa]

arenas work normally

[alpine trail]

want to carry me in pubs

we dont need to vc lol

[astral pebble]

lmao

i need that top10 finish 8 times

[sonic mesa]

[alpine trail]

👉 🥺 👈

[astral pebble]

k time to grind dailies

[alpine trail]

so is that a yes 🤨

[astral pebble]

hmm this event has no packs

only shitty skins

[alpine trail]

LOL

yep

[astral pebble]

thats kinda not even worth grinding

but fuckit

ill do it anyway.

[alpine trail]

this is sick

this isnt bad

[astral pebble]

this is suck because its for a weapon I'll never use

or see for that matter

[alpine trail]

true

i use a triple take once every 500 games maybe

[astral pebble]

yeah its in teh box and nobody cares about it since its not a sniper anymore

[alpine trail]

you will have a lot of grinding to do soon

[astral pebble]

hmm tetch you're in NA?

[alpine trail]

don't worry

[alpine trail]

yeah im down for your servers though

i dont mind

im fine on 180 ping

[astral pebble]

no lol, tokyo is trash right now. 25 in queue for several mins already.

i think im gonna jump to NA

[alpine trail]

Ok

whats your ign

does everyone have the same dailys and weeklys?

[astral pebble]

lemme see

nbo, they're random

[alpine trail]

Ah alright

[astral pebble]

timecop1080_TTV should be in origin

plus peopel can reroll

[alpine trail]

true

added

[astral pebble]

WOW that was quick

[sonic mesa]

wtf have i found

🤨

[alpine trail]

very

[alpine trail]

he aint wrong though

[astral pebble]

wtf

[alpine trail]

that mode was filled with ppl cheating

[astral pebble]

i got dropped lmao

[alpine trail]

and prolonging games for 50mins

[sonic mesa]

oh

ok

[alpine trail]

yep

it was pretty bad sometimes

[stiff ice]

what fov do i use on kovaaks for ads is it 70?

[alpine trail]

i use 103 OW

[stiff ice]

ok thanks

[elfin thistle]

There are no cheaters in apex wdym

The only cheaters are mnk players who tap strafe

[alpine trail]

fucking hackers man.

[astral pebble]

lmao

i got downed in 3 shots of rampage

with purple shield

totally not hacking

[alpine trail]

nope

fucking cheaters.

atleast we got higher than 10th for the challenge

[astral pebble]

what

why did tetch quit

[alpine trail]

I didnt

what

[astral pebble]

ahahah fucking servers.

[alpine trail]

Im loading in

[astral pebble]

not according to the game list

[alpine trail]

infinite loading screen :D

[astral pebble]

we'll die quickly

[alpine trail]

same i think

[astral pebble]

ok i dc'd

[alpine trail]

i restarted my game

[astral pebble]

everytime i play solo i never have these problems but anytime i'm wiht a team of some sorts, there's always some fuckups

thats pretty good

[alpine trail]

LOL

[astral pebble]

abs, rejoin

tetch invite shizu too

[alpine trail]

I did

[astral pebble]

yeah you should have long time ago

[alpine trail]

Nickmercs said something so maybe we get better servers now :D

[astral pebble]

ahah

dream on

[alpine trail]

lol

[astral pebble]

jesus

[alpine trail]

im stuck here

got an error message

[astral pebble]

im back

[alpine trail]

same

Restart mayeb

maybe

[astral pebble]

we';re playing but we're gonna die

youre still shown as queued in our game

i kicked you inside the building

[alpine trail]

you're here still

[elfin thistle]

Is the winter express event back

[astral pebble]

totally not hacking

reported that fuck lmao

[alpine trail]

Fucking hackers man.

So broken LOL

[bright elm]

are servers dying

i joined a match and then it kicked me out with an error code

[sonic mesa]

ye

small indie company

[fluid ermine]

just don't try lol

[sonic mesa]

just dont be mean to them :(

[fluid ermine]

wait till night

[sonic mesa]

its been 3+ hours i think

[astral pebble]

yeah same shit

[grizzled summit]

@alpine trail apex soon?

[solar bison]

@alpine trail how's the internet for you?

[astral pebble]

woiw the servers are dogshit

[solar bison]

@alpine trail did you get it fixed since last time

Nice

🙏

Yep

I'm having issues in training grounds

😭

Ping spikes

[alpine trail]

we cant even all get in a game

one of us never loads in and it just becomes 2 of us

[astral pebble]

fucking trash

[solar bison]

Unlucky

[sonic mesa]

@grizzled summit lol you know drunkpanda?

[violet sphinx]

fr

and i got nothing else to play

[sonic mesa]

WOW LOOK ACEU VIDEO I WILL WATCH IT AND I WILL SURE LEARN SOMETHING THAT WILL HELP ME IN MY OWN GAMES

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0SUC_kWUTEE

[grizzled summit]

panda has like 10 million people added

youre like the third mutual, grinder

[sonic mesa]

wtf

i havent talked to him in a long time

https://fxtwitter.com/CrashAnimates_/status/1437870809876365312?s=20

LOOOOOOOOOOL

[grizzled summit]

same

[sonic mesa]

THE BOYSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

[grizzled summit]

last message was like

valentines

[sonic mesa]

the only thing in dms i have with him

[bright elm]

bro

no fucking shit

i throw a ranked game

because apex decided to make my character dead slide

i also swapped over to 1920x1080

one of the shittiest experiences i've ever had

felt like i was playing on a potato

BRO

WHY AM I GETTING 150 PING

ON NA EAST SERVERS

[alpine trail]

SAME LOL

I LIVE EAST COAST

[bright elm]

bro

my ranked games are literally slo mo

[astral pebble]

arenas is playing OK

[alpine trail]

tap strafing op tho needs nerf asap no. 1 priority

[bright elm]

yeah im not playing apex right now

i lost because of slow motion gameplay

2 tick servers

holy shit

dogshit game

and i get kicked from servers after each game too

[static rose]

Game is fighting for its life rn

[bright elm]

for real bro

[graceful swallow]

@alpine trail @burnt stone need a third?

[alpine trail]

we got pingu just not sure where she's at rn

[graceful swallow]

np

[grizzled summit]

@alpine trail invite whenever youre ready

I JUST GOT BACK TO MY PC

AND I GET DISCONNECTED

[grizzled summit]

return of code:net

[hallow blade]

toggle ads andy

[alpine trail]

i am too

toggle ads andy

[little verge]

Third match of the day and the server gets DDOS'd and my squad dies while kicked.

And it's only fucking pubs.

[alpine trail]

carried by the one and only dongie

[grizzled summit]

came back to the game solo lmao @alpine trail

[alpine trail]

never able to reconnect in

[grizzled summit]

im just gonna get off then

[alpine trail]

always crashing

[grizzled summit]

have some things to do

mhm

[alpine trail]

servers too shit to play @burnt stone

[astral pebble]

my arenas in S10 is actually not too terrible

as long as I queue solo

[bright elm]

YOOO DONGIE

[alpine trail]

lmao

[bright elm]

1 KD

[astral pebble]

right? and i can't even leave from arenas

[alpine trail]

good stats

50% WR

[autumn harness]

@bright elm #valorant message

[bright elm]

bro what

that's the kid who sits in the corner wondering why no girls talk to him

[autumn harness]

college, first game back in a month

double bot frags

[bright elm]

bro

[autumn harness]

i get matched with him 3 times in a row

[bright elm]

that's unfortunate

[solar bison]

@sonic mesa wtf happened to your roles

[bright elm]

he asked the mods to remove his masters role

lol

[burnt stone]

you on?

[solar bison]

😭

Bruh

[bright elm]

i got on

and now im getting off after the game i just played

[burnt stone]

do it again

dare ye

[bright elm]

nah

im still getting 100 ping

[burnt stone]

:cccc

[bright elm]

on NA servers

[burnt stone]

so?

you're the jade boi

the xkristiann

[bright elm]

my eva shots missed when they were in my fat crosshair

[alpine trail]

redownloading FL studio so i can work on music

i have to get all my plugins back :(((

[burnt stone]

nah bro that guy was just cheating

[bright elm]

???????????????????????????????????????????????

bro how

[burnt stone]

moving? also not really on the crosshair lol

[bright elm]

yeah okay

i blame the game then

dogshit crosshair

give me my csgo crosshair

ill shit on these shitters

[burnt stone]

lmao just put a dot in the center of your screen

[bright elm]

im not going to install a third party software

just to have a dot

[alpine trail]

reshade

and then you need some extra files

[burnt stone]

do i play apex alone

[alpine trail]

if you can actually play why not

i cant even get to lobby aymore

[burnt stone]

just so boring when alone

[bright elm]

how the fuck

are you playing with 200 ping

[sonic mesa]

this game is fucking dogshit

[bright elm]

movement feels like dogshit at 100 for me

[burnt stone]

easily

[bright elm]

you guys are just built different

[burnt stone]

i'm used to playing with 100+ ping cause so many players are asia/eu lol

[bright elm]

the moment I don't get 50 ping and below

[autumn harness]

thank god i crushed the next game

[bright elm]

i play like dogshit

[burnt stone]

it's not that hard until 200+

[sonic mesa]

what am i supposed to do when i get raped in 0 ms

and they are holding hands

[alpine trail]

split them up

nades

nades are really important in apex

[sonic mesa]

i have none

holy fuck

[alpine trail]

pick some up

[burnt stone]

q

back away

go around in routes retreat

[solar bison]

Finally learnt tap strafing

The most fun thing in apex

🙏

[burnt stone]

they will seperate when they try chasing and keep getting poked

[sonic mesa]

YES PICK UP SOME NADES WHILST FIGHTING HAHA YOU'RE SO GOOD BRO

[hallow blade]

yes

[burnt stone]

grindercringe

[hallow blade]

its easy

literally find a pill or a loot spot

almost guaranteed

[hallow blade]

back out of the fight

[solar bison]

👁️

[bright elm]

loot faster

?

[solar bison]

Sheee

[sonic mesa]

holy fucking shit im gonna lose my mind

[solar bison]

Why were you holding the left angle so tight

[burnt stone]

all that click timing just to be slow and tsing loot

[solar bison]

If he swings wouldn't you have to adjust

[bright elm]

that's head level

seon

[autumn harness]

i drank caffine

[solar bison]

Yeah

[sonic mesa]

yes im gonna do 34289234897423789234789534897634568796459634578936549678453 things at the same time in 1 nanosecond just like you guys its just that fucking easy

[bright elm]

there's no way they would swing that wide

[autumn harness]

so i hold tighter

[solar bison]

But if he swings

[sonic mesa]

hahahahsahaahah

[bright elm]

unless they're retarded

[solar bison]

@bright elm I'm in silver rn

So yeah

[bright elm]

makes sense

[solar bison]

Everyone is retarded

[bright elm]

but swinging wide like that when their teammate probably called out 3 on site

kinda dumb

[solar bison]

Yeah i didn't think about it

Tired

-_-

[little verge]

Last team tries to wait to third party and I get double knocks, but Lifeline gold bag rez'd the Horizon who was teleporting around and shoots me through an entire rock I slid behind with an Eva for 58 damage. Feels bad.

[hallow blade]

i can beam its jsut the whole taking 120 damage after being behind a wall

[autumn harness]

also the sova was rafters so i just wait for the drop @solar bison

doesnt matter where i look

[solar bison]

@autumn harness yep

[autumn harness]

also i stg people call cheats more in immortal than in lower ranks

[hallow blade]

you got lucky man the one time i played 200 ping in arenas i was getting shot around so many walls

actually feels so bad

[burnt stone]

stg?

[bright elm]

because people call smurf

and not cheats

[autumn harness]

in games in a row vs a radiant jett and my team called cheats on him

like bro he's radiant and my teammates are low imm

[solar bison]

How do you play valorant and not get bored

[bright elm]

enjoy tac fps

[solar bison]

Is it cus I'm in silver

[bright elm]

i enjoy it

[solar bison]

Like it's not a challenge

[autumn harness]

swear to the god

[alpine trail]

yeah...bcuz all we low ranks complain about are "smurfs" :c

[burnt stone]

ah is see

all the new lingo

[solar bison]

I cba to carry until I get plat+

[hallow blade]

bro literally every single time ive played valorant i get called a smurf

i do not know how to play the game

[bright elm]

what elo

tho

[hallow blade]

is good crosshair placement really that rare

just in fucking unrated

like what

[bright elm]

no shit you'll get called a smurf

[solar bison]

LMFAOO

[hallow blade]

i havent played enough to get into ranked

[bright elm]

only shitters and e daters play unrated

[alpine trail]

20% of Silver are Mini TenZ

[solar bison]

Unrated has new people

Dw

[autumn harness]

ofc

[solar bison]

@bright elm what level are you

[bright elm]

70

[solar bison]

I'm like 25

Damn

[alpine trail]

Really good game

[hallow blade]

ive lost so many matches because my teammates LMFAO

i dont think ive had a kd under 3

[autumn harness]

wait until you get to ranked

[alpine trail]

I got unmotivated to play tho since I couldn’t rank up lol

[solar bison]

Yeah I don't play val enough

Game makes me want to kms

[autumn harness]

im tryna get radiant soon

[alpine trail]

Same

[hallow blade]

like i literally have to 1v5 every match

i hate playing val

[solar bison]

@hallow blade do you not play comp

[autumn harness]

some games make me believe that they are loser queues

[hallow blade]

movement so clunky and you have to 180 because of 12 flashes every 5 fucking seconds

[little verge]

Jesus this patch is fucking abysmal. Every match starts the same, my ping shoots up to 60-80 with massive stuttering and my teammate DCs instantly.

[bright elm]

yeah

pretty much

[little verge]

For whatever reason everyone teleport lags on my screen and impossible to hit, but I keep getting smoked like they're fine.

[elfin thistle]

It's pretty in line with respawn's track record tho

[little verge]

It's pretty bad when I expect things to be shit and they somehow still disappoint me.

[solar bison]

Damn

[alpine trail]

fuck it tomorrow I’m just going to soloq ranked instead of pubbing and hope for the best

[elfin thistle]

What rank are you

[alpine trail]

Plat 2 @elfin thistle

[solar bison]

Gl

[hallow blade]

thats free

[elfin thistle]

Poggers

[bright elm]

d4 is so free

what

[hallow blade]

plat ranked is just pubs but more evenly balanced LMFAO

[alpine trail]

Every time I soloq plat I lose rp

I also suck

[elfin thistle]

Not diamond means soloq is viable

[alpine trail]

So yeah

[autumn harness]

exactly

[solar bison]

Lmaooo

[autumn harness]

changed pfp moment

[alpine trail]

Old Pfp>>>

[hallow blade]

you wouldnt understand man

[elfin thistle]

He returned to monke

[hallow blade]

monke mode

[solar bison]

Monkey aim

On top

🙏

[elfin thistle]

mA

[hallow blade]

femboy aim? fuck that. monkey aim

[elfin thistle]

Bloons TD moment

[sonic mesa]

this game makes no sense to me how come everyone has aimbot like aim and im here not being able to hit shit and my teammate just ditches me

[alpine trail]

Really? Sometimes I just get weird teammates and it just annoys me lol

[sonic mesa]

and i can barely get to play the game cuz the servers are fucking dogwater

[solar bison]

@hallow blade Do you want to join mA discord

[elfin thistle]

The quintessential apex experience

[alpine trail]

Yep hopefully they are better tomorrow

[alpine trail]

mA? Your my mom?

[sonic mesa]

there wont be tomorrow

[elfin thistle]

Just play on Sydney servers

Kekw

Dead server

[hallow blade]

-100 packet loss

[solar bison]

Play on North Korea server

[hallow blade]

best servers

[alpine trail]

Are you saying I’m going to die in my sleep? 😭😭😭😢😢😢

[sonic mesa]

and again

[alpine trail]

Bro I don’t even think korea has a server

[hallow blade]

cope

[astral pebble]

done for daily, and mostly done for event

[solar bison]

Nah bro

N.korea best

[autumn harness]

damn dongie

[solar bison]

[autumn harness]

keep lsaying

[astral pebble]

i thought that was lunix

[alpine trail]

Really?

[elfin thistle]

Respawn is like that one rpg player who sticks with underleveled gear into higher levels cuz they can't be bothered to upgrade

[alpine trail]

Can they even game?

[solar bison]

Man said "red star"

[elfin thistle]

And then they get fucked

[solar bison]

😭

North Korea actually the most retarded place

[sonic mesa]

it legit wont let me play the game

[elfin thistle]

Why use Lstar when you can use red star

[elfin thistle]

Rstar moment

[alpine trail]

https://tenor.com/view/kim-jongun-supreme-leader-of-north-korea-waving-smile-gif-15715187

[solar bison]

@alpine trail true. Actual slavery

Big crime

[astral pebble]

best korea

north korea should invade south korea and outlaw KPOP

[solar bison]

No

[astral pebble]

we all can agree this is the best course of action

yes

[solar bison]

Krnb exists

I love it

[astral pebble]

line up all of BTS etc and shoot them

firing range

[solar bison]

Yes

LMFAO

[alpine trail]

Agreed

Doesn’t China work with NK?

[solar bison]

China is just as bad as nkorea lmao

[alpine trail]

Like North Korea have offshore bank accounts in China and the Chinese government know about it

[solar bison]

They both garbage places

[alpine trail]

I think

[solar bison]

Both governments are corrupt af

[elfin thistle]

Woah bts?

[sonic mesa]

same shit again

[elfin thistle]

Army moment!

[sonic mesa]

dark screeen

XDDDDDDDDDDD

[elfin thistle]

Fun fact about the CCP

If you work in a govt position in the CCP

You have to attend weekly propaganda lessons

[solar bison]

@elfin thistle you would know

Wouldn't you

[elfin thistle]

And write a weekly report on how much you love china and the CCP

[solar bison]

[elfin thistle]

3000 word report

[alpine trail]

No way

I don’t even write 3000 words a year

That would be torture

[solar bison]

BINCHINLIN

[elfin thistle]

Reason why I know is cuz my uncle works a low level govt position in china

[grizzled summit]

BINCHINLIN

[elfin thistle]

He's from china

[solar bison]

[grizzled summit]

lmao

ily

[elfin thistle]

Not everyone has the funds to do so

Besides the govt really can't control the people that much

As long as you don't speak out against them you can kinda just do whatever

[solar bison]

@elfin thistle do you watch serpentza

[alpine trail]

This is gas wtf

[elfin thistle]

What's that

[bright elm]

okay

im fucking pissed off

how does a pk do 7 damage

when my crosshair is centered

no i didn't

[grizzled summit]

reject pk

[bright elm]

my crosshair was centered

[grizzled summit]

embrace eva meta

[alpine trail]

NOOOO FIRST GROOVY NOW RHYTHM

After 5 years of service and over 20 million users. Rythm will be shutting down on September 15th

This is not the end! We have been working tirelessly on a new project that we can't share yet! If you would like updates on this, check out our site here: rythm.fm ❤️

No more discord music bots :c

[astral pebble]

tak is this one of your pals

[alpine trail]

Idk

[elfin thistle]

Ayo wtf why is she holding Sheila like that

[bright elm]

because youtube

[autumn harness]

@bright elm have you tried shooting

[bright elm]

how do you think I hit for 7

dipshit

music bots we're using youtube as their way of playing what the user requested

and youtube didn't like that

kekw

[autumn harness]

why tf

[bright elm]

i can probably see discord adding some sort of music feature

[elfin thistle]

Cuz no ad revenue

[bright elm]

or smth

if they're removing it

yeah

also that

[elfin thistle]

YouTube like money

[autumn harness]

wahhh

[elfin thistle]

No money YouTube angery

[grizzled summit]

oh, yeah

[silver gulch]

apex has the worst servers istg

[grizzled summit]

youtube is hitting discord bots cause

yknow, bots cant play ads

[solar bison]

@elfin thistle dw just yt person

[elfin thistle]

Who uses YouTube premium

[bright elm]

i do

[elfin thistle]

I googled kekw

[bright elm]

discord hit me up

B)

[elfin thistle]

What about him

[grizzled summit]

it isnt a significant money hit to youtube, but theyre doing it anyway to prove a point

[hallow blade]

i dont pay for it

[bright elm]

they don't get like

what

0.000001% of the money they already get

[hallow blade]

shits gas for music tho

much better option than spotify

[elfin thistle]

I wouldn't put it past them to be that greedy

[grizzled summit]

its pure greed move

thats all

[bright elm]

43cm kinda sick ngl

[elfin thistle]

Here's an idea

[autumn harness]

you can download songs and put them local on spotify

[elfin thistle]

Pc ad block

[autumn harness]

and you can crack spotify

[elfin thistle]

Open YouTube in background

[bright elm]

cracking spotify

[elfin thistle]

Turn on autoplay

[grizzled summit]

ublock origin go brr

[bright elm]

[burnt stone]

youtube gay as shit

[grizzled summit]

opera acts as adblocker for spotify on its own

[elfin thistle]

U gay as shit

[grizzled summit]

also ghost

im ready to play now

make a vc

[autumn harness]

i would use opera if it wasnt gamery

[grizzled summit]

it has some neat features i like

the gaming aspects dont really cater to me

[elfin thistle]

I refuse to use opera

Back in the day

I downloaded some software

And opera came with it

And I couldn't fucking uninstall opera

It just kept reinstalling itself each time

[autumn harness]

new marketing tactic

[elfin thistle]

Even after I used a malware removal software

It still fucking reinstalled itself

[grizzled summit]

it likes you :)

[elfin thistle]

And so I refuse to touch it

[autumn harness]

ptsd

i see