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My first Mac and cheese experience
๐ Dude gonna use it as a comparison to other Mac and cheese
mac and cheese has never been the same
where's the bowl
Asian breakfast
It's below the paper
lol
this was really someones message about apex
like wut
i dont like the asian guy but it's fun
what asian guy
the dyed hair one
alvin?
yeah
and the chipmunks
fr?
30 year old boomer
I think he only got really angry twice
bro that guy deserved it
LOL
literally gave a shitty dish with full confidence and gave no shits in the world
imagine if they treated the junior version the same way
they would be tramautized
a lot of crying bro
Content
They gonna stop cooking after joining it
I like how masterchef Australia is just about the desert guy
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How he do that
i seen his shorts before
yeah he's a masterchef ||finalist||
i actually havent seen him in masterchef
he's season 10 i think
probably yt didnt recommend the ep for it
his restaurant or dessert bar
u crazy
can you buy for me?
u know how ex's get back 10% of the time
there's a first for everything
true
now buy me some overpriced sweets
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Mans really addicted to genshin stickers
bitch ur addicted to genshin pfps
Yes but it's just 1 person
leave me and my eula stickers alone
i think they're hot
manhwa deep lore
wtf is this
@alpine trail do you like joe bastardbitch
showing off stickers
i miss when stickers were a mere physical object
ok teacher's pet gold stickers looking ass
LOL
i bet you had the most in the class
bro u look like chief keef with a bowlcut
who is chief keef
i would not participate in that
that must feel like shit
bro u 17
wym u cant wait
that's why im going in the masterchef junior competition
ur time has past
something something age is a number sometyhing setomthing
scoob
im not home het
yet

i can play tomorrow ghost
ill be home in the morning i think
am i napoleon?
idk
you're canadian
dk how that relates
but its a start
genshin's trailer is so fucking cool to me
idk why
my strafes must be dogshit bc i cant dodge a bullet to save my life
canadian = world conqueror
canadian=doesnt exist
stop exposing our secrets on becoming an imperial country
napoleon=fake
oh yeah i forgot pirating is illegal in the usa
lmao
well its illegal everywhere
idk why i said that
one reason to move to canada is that nothing happens when u pirate
u just get an email from your isp
but they cant do anything
please stop watching the lego movie please
no like deadass they just ask u about the piraying
pirating
but they cant do anything against you
canadian laws
kek
am leaving out of town tomorrow kekw
gone for a few days
wtf

i start school on friday
ripperoni
the good thing is that i only go from 9 to 11:30

my school changed the way semesters work this year
so like each week u have 2 courses
that last around 3 hours
2 and a half
actually
and since we have 4 classes in a semester, we alternate them each week
uni sounds wacky
since i have a spare after
so technically
im in highschool
thats even wackier
kristian going to nurse me?!!?
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kristian can you take care of me when im old and weak mr nurse
nvm you will prob be dead by then
as a person who looks around fast, you look like u move ur mouse slow ngl

yeah i would probably be dead

is that a bad ting?
yes ill be there
no

i mean what can i do
arc flicks are so much better then pad arcs lmfao
i would probably die from depression
bro you are gaming
why is my clip here so choppy
become a mad scientist find the formula for immortality
kekw
coincedence?
no
i think not
dude imagine if you just aim train long enough
you can actually hit a shot
that would be so nice
horny hour
cop for me
coom
its more expensive than my uniqlo shirts
if i dont die
sure
do nurses have to deal with karens
b ro
5 nurses, 3 doctors, 2 pharmacists, 3 dentists, and a few other positions
on my mom side
they always tell me abt shitty patients
lmao
we do have a significant smaller population
but we have a fair share or anti vaxxers
of
i think my province might go into lockdown agaib
because of a minority that aren't being vaccinated
i've been in the lockdown for 7 months
i only went back to school for 2 weeks this year
pretty sure my government is trying to force them to get vaccinated by making essential buildings have a rule where you need to be vaccinated
ngl its genius
LOL same
like i went back to in person school for a month
then a lockdown happened again
uniqlo goated
exercising
respects
hardcore studying
same
actually nah
my depression kicked in during that time
bro i was actually in a rough ditch during my school year
idk how i passed my courses
were u still exercising and studying even after lockdown
well during
i was so hyped for this year
last year of highschool, gonna join some random ass local badminton tournaments
trying to not fail chinese
thats good
i might start playing basketball again
ngl i havent played sports
since like
last october
i've just been sitting around doing nothing
I figured this bug out, when a wraith is the last person alive on your team (after self ressing, might not matter) and both your teamates get thirsted while you're in wraith q, the game counts your entire team as dead since you're in wraith q resulting in you dying as well๐ค https://t.co/YddkXX7kLT
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yes
they should remove shitstar from arenas
replace with alternator
garbage gun and garbage people using it
Dongie spitting fax
I miss alternator
It was the perfect weapon for round 2 and 3
Now there's nothing to fill the gap
i played ranked arenas for the 1st time in like 2 weeks after hitting D4 and i got two silver 3 team mates and everyone insta bought Lstar 1st round blood and seer just no out play potential in that mode anymore. peak for .5 of a second and get team shot by Lstars = 120hp gone. idk it needs a rework even just use ALGS rules.
Yeah its not even fun
idk how i cant q with silvers but get them as teammates
yep really cant compete with it
Soloq is a loose sanity speedrun
Fortunately i had good randoms today so it wasnt all bad
basically need to remove the LMG section, Bloodhound, Seer, Loba, Lifeline, Rampart and Cyrpto to make it a non cringe mode
right, or seer on first round, game starts and you get hit with that ball of shit
delete seer
This is why I hate solo queuing
solo queuing pisses me off bc i complain about my teammates
but in reality the problem is me not being good enough to carry them
facts
facts
facts
facts
facts
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combo breaker
good job
I used to grind that scen
gundam just posted on reddit kekw
Got over 8,5k on it
even if i was maybe like gold at best in anything other than horizontal tracking
Whos gundam
is he on youtube
good
pathfinders are scary idk
good players most of the time ngl
I remember when people thought diego was cheating
all he did was time his grapple swings
i need to learn it but idk
also horizon still gonna be good after tap strafing is removed
she was movement or is movement
Hi you guys use nvidia filter on apex or not?
filter ?
No
yep alt f3 in game
can i know why?
i use it
i think i use the same settings as complys?
cant remember who it was
he has a vid on youtube
this guy's name familiar
haha
trickshotting in pred
built different
pretty good
low ping so you know he aint abusing SP rn 
improving pogchamp
good player, unfortunately lied about his vt rank to try to get paid coaching and left the server iirc
Damn
bruh moment
dub
Sounds like an interesting story
it make frame drop right?
the last he showed his ranking it was diamond complete but he tried claiming he was gm i think
Visibility aint a problem usually
but never submitted proof
i just dont sure that it will make frame drop
and gweria was fucking hounding him
Ooo
every moment gweria was in chat or gundam ever even breathed in voltaic gweria was going off about showing off his vt rank and that he was lying
ppl in apex chat was getting pissed over it kekw
How did gweria know
cause gundam never showed his sheet
Lying about ur VT rank
or excuse me

Oh i see
^ he also refused to show vods
vt guys offered him a spot as one of their coaches if he could prove he had nova scores
and he went nutty
and he didnt
U said he was good right
yes very
he was decent just lying about his rank
but didn't need to lie about his rank
Do you think he couldve gotten gm if he tried
idk
the only proof he ever showed was diamond complete i think
which only needs a screenshot no vods
Ohhhh
@alpine trail pog raid ?
pog raid
Tragic story
wait what
he wasn't gm?
no
wtf
dunno what rank he even was
hosts r5 server :)
cause he never did a actual vod/stream of it
I was playing some late last night and aim assist wasn't aiming for me Welp
how did he get gm then
he didn't
he never did
huh
he claimed he had gm scores
but never showed proof
and was trying to get paid coaching
He was actually claiming he was getting nova scores daily lol
when they asked him to stream it for proof he fucked off lmao
He was a good player in apex, everyone's good at kovaaks it's all about self improving. Think he had diamond/master ranks
"everyones good at kovaaks"
sweats
No he didn't actually have any GM scores, he didn't cheat he just added fake scores onto his benchmarks, but didn't try applying for ranks or anything
whats r5
r5reloaded
He offered coaching in apex which was fine because he's a good player
modded apex s3
ahh
he seems pretty nice
He was, just took a lie too far
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He did get banned for it and had no issue seeing what he did wrong. Atleast he learned I guess
you know whats funny though
on his reddit someone asked what vt rank he was and he said "plastic rank"
kekw
S
which pro's/content creators on apex can you say will def shit on you
i remember you talking about that but you only mentioned genburten i think
and you said most pros are mechanically mid
will def shit on me i can say gen timmy ras selly aimbot alb lou
pretty much all the ones i can think of off the top of my head
Bro the more roller I play the shakier my hand gets wtf
losing braincells as you keep playing it lmfao
not crylix?
Like actually getting similar scores but my mouse movements are so jerky it's horrible
Havnt played any mnk besides kovaaks which is like sub 1hour
don't forget hal
nah id shit on hal
kek
knock you tf out with his brain after he finally finds you with his 50 cm/360
J4zz what you be playing now
genshin
Genshin
What's your air voltaic score saying now ๐
bro you have a fucking problem
When you were on controller you had goated runs lmao
@burnt stone send link on post?
also today
what refinement level?
0
im trying to get my baal to a minimum acceptable level to join my main team
i fished day one so my fish all respawned
This roller player is based
and get proper artifacts
based
wat
Gundam's post
this the most recent one
the first is the first one i saw
Most pros don't care about an AA nerf
"most"
It's just 100% of the casuals who do
damn
get fucked lol
this is literally the hardest game ive ever played
these 2 randoms are so bad that i was put in a clutch situation 4 times
and I won it all
beam nation 
@elfin thistle you probably have the funniest gameplay i've ever seen
watching you whip out the flatty and insta 1 clip 2 ppl from any range then switch to literally any other gun and miss everything kekw
this why you always take flatty in the range ll0m0
i saw
but that 1v3 you won
sheesh
you streaming?
Whose
Damn
He's right
hold the R button
o shit
this was like peak good run
but still im usually like 130-140 so pretty reactive indeed
i misclicked and got 7ms once
but if u can maintain <100ms you are inhuman
I once got 7

hilo cracked 
says the degenerate
yes, he joined the helper army
Do you apply for helper or you just get it
u apply
i technically just got it because they asked me to apply
but doesn't change the process
kek
ty
i wasn't sure what the requirements for becoming a helper was, and i still have no idea if i wrote too much or too little, but i got accepted pretty quickly at least
i spent a little over 2 hours writing lmao
If you want to apply for Moderator/Intern/Helper; here's what you're looking for:
http://bit.ly/2S4btjg
I mean, a lot of it was me thinking about what to type, rather than typing for 2 hours straight
I wasn't really satisfied with it, but it worked out
Iโll save that link for some time in the future
I donโt wanna talk in general ๐ข
I check in on #advice once in a while, but @bright elm is literally camping the channel so i never get the chance to help anyone out


everytime i change sens it feels like im cheating LOL


close fast strafes invincible - thin
Monster
im not that ugly
yo momma so ugly when she goes to the dentist
they make her lie face down
Does anyone want to duo rank
Yeah that one is good
No
you guys interested in a voltaic main stream where I do VOD reviews and analysis?
if I have time tomorrow I can do it tomorrow
sheeeeeeeeeeesh
spot the difference
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I'm a mirage main now
Cringe
yes
anyone open to playing apex ranked im plat
Did you know ostriches on ranches often get attracted to their human caretakers
To the point where they refuse to mate with other ostriches
unsubscribe from 0m0's animal facts
omw to get an ostrich right now

tf
@alpine trail My game was crashing, because of discord overlay
thanks for playing bro

:(((((((((((((((((((
I raged on some noobies for not helping me
should just find some people who are atleast confident in pushing
@plush burrow
good mate nd a demon
WITH ME
1yu is always overkill
1yu overpowered
sounds like a guy who wasnt born and instead was manufactured
Don't let our coloured names fool you, we all die to roller here.
the games I come from they usually dont accept talent or new players
rather (flex) their current rank and talk how good they are
and never even que up a normal game with you
Facts
what game?
fortnite
sheesh
Gj
now only 10 more 
120 master. 130 grandmaster
barely master
You getting hard nerfed by r6
What's up with masters 3 stacking arenas, I thought this was a chill mode lol
r u in pubs or ranked?
Pubs
any noobs please raise your hand
raises hand
didnt say he was kek
that's right because i am the best
yo why the poop react sign
i have 10 celestial scores offline i just refuse to submit or record them
sounds familiar
this isn't hauntr, right?
dont think so
when you get called a cheater by team mates
Because
nah
that's me
U r
aim was good today
Had to lower my sens, my aim is so bad
roller or mnk ?

aight
Does anyone even play this game on M&K anymore? If it isn't console, it's PC roller.
i do
im not down bad

Play arenas its much worse there
@plush burrow r u alive
Maybe yes
I finally get a good start to a game and immediately get pounced on by 5 teams doing the conga line tactic just pushing one at a time.
Finally die 1200 damage in to a Seer with 58 damage and white because I've exhausted all armour swaps.
@plush burrow add notmadtho
and pes2_depressed

too lazy to switch accounts so just going to be on notmadhto
lmk when you're ready
i'll be joining
Alright

ye
Guns attachments?
max no loader
ye
yes
come vc yes
cord is banned <.<
I don't have discord open on pc
then?

disc no your phone then iunno
1v1ing people who dont say anything is sacutlal yht emost boring shit ever
trie
true
me too 
Die to a low level cheater account, right after he's on my team. Oh noes.
oh look my old sens
@graceful swallow are yu doing 1v1s
was until limitz blew up
wanna?
you gotta communicate that to me when we're doing cop roleplay

dont think im feeling the gamer blood today
open i beat limitz most of the time
but top rock
i couldnt even see him

just muzzle flash
Well internet is great isn't it
lool
On the wing you win, on the r99 the roller
Can't track your strafe on wing, not even that well with r99
nah id rather kms than reinstall apex lmfao
I need to get this wingman down, can't be ass at this shit on roller
wtf
Fuck
you uninstalled?
yes like 10 days ago
wowie
pretty based
havent played in 13
what made you uninstall?
removal of tap strafe
dont even care if it doesnt remove other movement
games just gonna be way less fun
Still stupid how 5 days roller competes against jang
imagine limitz with gyno aim + aa
on roller after trying for few days
lmao
You'll get beamed doing it
fax just more time theyre not aimed in on you
yeah
the irony
But roller don't tap strafe someone on roller

Also roller can be either really easy or really hard
just gotta stop adsing and you can track it easy
limitz become linear demon like me
I can't, I tried it long time ago when I used to be on ps, I'm dog water
linear is so fucking good when you get used to it
That's with 60% aimbot !!!!!!
aa on console is the same as pc when you take into account the fps differences
When aim assist gets buffed to 1.0 which it will no doubt, I'll switch to linear
high fps = stronger aim assist
At the same time console gets 50+ FPS pretty consistent and I'm only on 60hz now
fax since console in algs
@waxen berry what you always typing then cancel ๐
Always says your typing then boom gone
Discord baiting you
discord actually tryna kill me huh
@hallow blade think jang is going to try roller when he gets a cable
Can't believe he has a roller but not a micro usb cable ๐คฆโโ๏ธ
You Got a 30 bomb right
didnt feel rewarding at all
im terrible at roller lmao tho i was using a switch controller and i have huge hands
I got huge hands, after a few days you'll get used to it
cap
i know im not feeling cause i had to turn on the crutch
had to turn on my legal hacks
the monitor crosshair
limitz are you planning to play on roller permanently?

ahhh
i spent my life on mnk so i aint switching lmao
Might switch back when I get a 240hz
welcome home
Just get a roller training partner
i have crosshairs built into my monitor aswell
1v1 me, you'll be fine
dont really use it but
My internet couldn't handle my aim assist
could honestly work for apex
Literally kicked me offline for using legal cheats
Unless jang ddosed me ๐ต๏ธ๐ต๏ธ
high key i should ask to 1v1 here, i rarely 1v1
yes
Nah I'm playing lol
i dont blame you for playing roller when ur 60hz tbh
@autumn harness wheres my bowl of pho
Does that mean I'm getting kicked if I use roller 144hz









