apex

[plush burrow]

imagine inputting each score

[alpine trail]

what sens are u trying rn

[plush burrow]

couldnt imgaine

[graceful swallow]

someone explain to me why the smoothbot moves 100x faster than apex character

[alpine trail]

it doesnt

[plush burrow]

because your processor has a k in it

[elfin thistle]

Just be smooth

[alpine trail]

literally grappling path

[graceful swallow]

not true limitz

[autumn harness]

because in apex it would be inaccessible

[graceful swallow]

has an x

3900x

[solar bison]

@solar gyro ask hauntr for buff

[plush burrow]

fat thumbed the wrong character

dont blame me

[solar bison]

Touch his hand

[graceful swallow]

otherside of the keyboard

ye

[plush burrow]

k, m same thing

[solar bison]

Instant astra smoothbot

[graceful swallow]

[elfin thistle]

Touch his grass

Uwu

[plush burrow]

what M is under K

you high bruh

[plush burrow]

no im high

dont reply

[elfin thistle]

Ty 1yu

[solar bison]

No cap

[elfin thistle]

I am now masters complete

[solar bison]

AL is easy diamond complete

[plush burrow]

yeah and I can fly

[autumn harness]

wtf I'm not even masters complete

[solar bison]

You don't need to learn any bots

[graceful swallow]

im masters complete

[alpine trail]

im not even master but 5/6 gm

[elfin thistle]

Have you tried touching your own hand 1yu

[plush burrow]

And i got a 12 incher

[graceful swallow]

maybe i should just hit masters in arena and masters in br

then i can say

im masters complete

[autumn harness]

I have sex with my hand

[alpine trail]

same

[autumn harness]

anyone else

[solar bison]

I'll join

[elfin thistle]

I'm silver complete in apex

[plush burrow]

hand or hand(s)

[solar bison]

If you let me

[elfin thistle]

Where is my silver complete role

[graceful swallow]

fuck that noise

ranked is sleeper

[solar gyro]

30-40cm

[graceful swallow]

masters is easy tho

[plush burrow]

you can get it if u ask

[solar gyro]

i swear

this didnt even feel bad

[graceful swallow]

just have to use brain cells

[solar gyro]

53 acc

[alpine trail]

go 32cm trust

[solar bison]

@solar gyro

Gweria why acc so low

[elfin thistle]

Masters isnt easy soloq on Asia

[solar gyro]

idk

when i feel its bad

[elfin thistle]

[solar gyro]

and restart

its 65+

[solar bison]

Play 30cm

[solar gyro]

when i think its good

50-55

[alpine trail]

dontrestast

[elfin thistle]

I'm soloq on Asia

[solar bison]

Smoothbot better on high sens

[alpine trail]

restart

go 3 runs

[autumn harness]

anyone want to duo queue kovaaks

Solo queue is cancer

[elfin thistle]

Sure

We double team the bots

[alpine trail]

i move mouse u click

[graceful swallow]

soloqing is your problem

get some friends

[elfin thistle]

Wtf

[autumn harness]

hang

[elfin thistle]

I'm a gaymer

[graceful swallow]

[elfin thistle]

Gaymers can't have friends

[elfin thistle]

Stop projecting

Tfw my friends play csgo and OW

[alpine trail]

i mean i have friends but none who play apex above gold

[elfin thistle]

And pubs only

[graceful swallow]

then jjust lfg

or play with people here

[alpine trail]

they even complain about matchmaking when running pubs with me

[autumn harness]

@graceful swallow that's ur Minecraft skin

[elfin thistle]

Ew

[autumn harness]

don't @ me

[elfin thistle]

Whats people

[graceful swallow]

just find some friends

[solar gyro]

wtf

this legitimately

[graceful swallow]

[solar gyro]

didnt feel bad

and 55 acc

???

wtf

smoothbot makes 0 sense

[elfin thistle]

Ayo you rite

Now I have many friends

[solar gyro]

my 61 acc run felt like garbage

[graceful swallow]

you guys are soloq masochists complaining about shit teammates every 2 seconds

[autumn harness]

ll0m0 wake up

It's a dream

[plush burrow]

why you guys still soloq ranked

[elfin thistle]

Ah shid

[alpine trail]

yes makes me feel alive

[elfin thistle]

You woke me up before I could cum

Gdi

[solar bison]

@solar gyro I swear all the points come from when it slows

And it's rng

[plush burrow]

after diamond its hell besides arenas

[static rose]

we soloq bc we hate ourselves

[warm marsh]

Y’all gay af

[graceful swallow]

like coffee keeps you energized

[static rose]

soloq arenas kinda aass

[graceful swallow]

nothing quite like flaming teammates

@warm marsh you're bad

[plush burrow]

and you are a gm

[graceful swallow]

:peela

[elfin thistle]

I once forced myself out of a wet dream cuz I didn't wanna have to change underwear

[autumn harness]

?

[warm marsh]

Like extra gay

[elfin thistle]

Smegma male

[autumn harness]

people have wet dreams?

[alpine trail]

gamer moment

[plush burrow]

imagine playing kovaaks

oops wrong group

[alpine trail]

delete now nobody saw

[elfin thistle]

I only play human benchmarks aim trainer

[graceful swallow]

kim ill buy you a new monitor

[solar bison]

@solar gyro are you able to average gm on all the scenarios

[plush burrow]

u guys had to hear it sooner or later

[graceful swallow]

how much for a gold smoothbot score

[warm marsh]

Free

[graceful swallow]

[brisk fern]

shiiii howd you know bro 😳

[elfin thistle]

Sussy

You lookin real sussy rn

[alpine trail]

baka

[warm marsh]

Gm takes 70 hours max from scratch

[brisk fern]

did you take my 19$ fortnite card

[elfin thistle]

You widde sussy baka ain't Cha

[warm marsh]

Gold smoothbot free

[brisk fern]

[alpine trail]

sure bud

[graceful swallow]

i have a hole in my brain

that prevents me from doing this

[plush burrow]

gm takes 70 scratch cards

which ones

[elfin thistle]

Why am I not gm yet

Gimme gm

[solar bison]

[warm marsh]

Idk

[elfin thistle]

Rn

[graceful swallow]

any 1k hour gms here want to talk about how salty they are?

[warm marsh]

It took me 70

[autumn harness]

McDonald's monopoly

[plush burrow]

gm takes 70 hours. Small print * oh i also played csgo for 10k hours"

[alpine trail]

it took me 1 minute to get master btw

[elfin thistle]

I have 150h gimme 2 gm

[alpine trail]

another min and im nova

[static rose]

i was abt to make this joke lol

[warm marsh]

Cs was my main game

[graceful swallow]

kim i think you found your trick

[warm marsh]

I did play a shit ton

[graceful swallow]

[elfin thistle]

Oh no

It's true

[warm marsh]

1.5k hours

[elfin thistle]

Ew

[solar bison]

1.5 isn't that much tbf

[plush burrow]

gm took you 1570 hours

get fucked

[elfin thistle]

Pee pee poo poo

[warm marsh]

Yes it is

1.5k is a shit ton

[solar bison]

Nah

[autumn harness]

wait u r genetically different kin

[warm marsh]

Yes it is

[plush burrow]

yes no

[solar bison]

Is that from steam hours?

[graceful swallow]

ye he's korean

[static rose]

avg russian csgo player 5k hours

[autumn harness]

what's you rr blood type

[solar bison]

Cus 1.5k isn't much

Im telling you that

[warm marsh]

Y’all trip

[autumn harness]

sex life?

[graceful swallow]

LMFAO

[autumn harness]

education?

[alpine trail]

kim casually floating in the air while using his mind to chat in discord with us

[solar gyro]

ye

way above gm

[warm marsh]

I think 500 hours is a shit ton

[elfin thistle]

I'm setting a bounty on Kim

[solar bison]

Gweria built diff

[plush burrow]

3k hours surfing, 1k hours trading knifes, 500 hours typing curva 500 hours playing the game

[elfin thistle]

We will capture him and experiment

[warm marsh]

I played apex for 550 hours

I swear I played this game too much

[graceful swallow]

@warm marsh i think saying 70 hours for gm is an easier way to start shit than calling people gay

[alpine trail]

ye imagine spending time on something u enjoy

[warm marsh]

Of course

[hoary hamlet]

only 550?

[autumn harness]

u know how people get pregnant from athletes to get money from them

[alpine trail]

disgusting

[warm marsh]

That’s why I say it

Wtf are you all on

[elfin thistle]

Drugs

[warm marsh]

500 hours is a shit ton to be playing 1 game

[alpine trail]

its not 1 game

[solar bison]

Bruh

[static rose]

bruh

[alpine trail]

most games last around 20minutes

[solar bison]

500 is nothing

[plush burrow]

500 hours, whoops got to find another game

[warm marsh]

I got 200 on kovaak to me that’s a lot

[solar bison]

Exactly

[warm marsh]

500 is a shit ton

[solar bison]

No

It really isn't

Lmao

[warm marsh]

1k must be your favorite game

1.5k you’re addicted

[elfin thistle]

Not a true gaymer

[solar bison]

You can accumulate a shit ton of hour over a few years

[warm marsh]

Like I get it if it’s a mmo

[alpine trail]

fuck me man

[warm marsh]

But some random FPS game come on

[elfin thistle]

Me looking at my 2 games over 2k hours

Kekw

[hoary hamlet]

i have almost 3k hours just playing one game all day

[warm marsh]

But what game

[alpine trail]

5vs willy

[static rose]

at least its not something as hilarious as like 10k hours in gmod

[hoary hamlet]

destiny 2 ...............

[plush burrow]

I got 2k hours on rl

[warm marsh]

But to me that’s an mmo type game

Like wow where you have to grind, etc to keep up

[solar bison]

Koreans play LoL

[warm marsh]

That’s fine

[alpine trail]

ah

[solar bison]

No wonder suicide rate is high

[alpine trail]

but youre still addicted

[warm marsh]

But apex, cs?

[meager raft]

[solar bison]

[graceful swallow]

oh you're one of those

[warm marsh]

That’s nuts

[graceful swallow]

[elfin thistle]

Ok I have a solution

[graceful swallow]

one of the d2 2-3k hour sweats

[warm marsh]

League I quit in S3

[elfin thistle]

We cut off Kim's arms

And we clone them

[alpine trail]

stop doing what u want and listen to whykim from now on

[hoary hamlet]

ohh nah im shit at pvp

[elfin thistle]

Then we transplant

[graceful swallow]

oh wtf

pver?

[hoary hamlet]

i just enjoyed playing with friends

[warm marsh]

I got diamond and quit cuz league wasn’t fun anymore

[meager raft]

Listen to GM Kim

[autumn harness]

no

[graceful swallow]

wtf beetle

[solar bison]

When I went to Korea my family were playing LoL and FIFA online

[alpine trail]

it never was

[bright elm]

no lmfao

[solar bison]

[warm marsh]

Listen, imma keep it a buck

[graceful swallow]

[plush burrow]

u good bruh, if you ever need to talk reach out its okay

[warm marsh]

500 hours is a shit ton

[bright elm]

i have 2.5k on league

[solar bison]

For you

[warm marsh]

And you got a problem

[solar bison]

500 is a lot

[bright elm]

500 isn't a lot

[graceful swallow]

im so sorry

[solar bison]

But for everyone else

[warm marsh]

2.5k is nuts

[solar bison]

It's normal

[alpine trail]

500 is a good amt but not a shit ton lol

[plush burrow]

said one guy, disagreed by 20. Wonder whos right

[static rose]

i have 1000hrs lifting

[elfin thistle]

Me when 2.4k hours on unturned

[graceful swallow]

2k+ for me is nuts

[static rose]

addicted moment

[elfin thistle]

[warm marsh]

Like my irl group, the only game they have more than 1k hours in is wow

[graceful swallow]

yknow it's fucked when you think you play a lot of games

[bright elm]

i've been playing since season 7

or so

[solar bison]

This chat going so fast

[graceful swallow]

then you find someone with like 3x your hours

[solar bison]

[graceful swallow]

adn theyre somehow still shit

[warm marsh]

Fam I’m just sayin

For me

[plush burrow]

upgrade the 30fps eyes

[warm marsh]

500 is a shit ton

[elfin thistle]

Ayo stop calling me out

[hallow blade]

apex pros kek

[solar bison]

Damn

Need to take off glasses

[solar gyro]

i dont ge tit

[bright elm]

well idk, u must not play a lot

[graceful swallow]

bro i think best example is cs

[warm marsh]

That’s like you’re willing to buy a figurine from that game and cum on it type shit

[solar gyro]

why can i get archon raim smoothbot

possibly push for divine

[plush burrow]

another word or boob

[alpine trail]

Kim u prob have a life thats why

[graceful swallow]

tons of people with like 5k+ hours

[elfin thistle]

Kim is just another level of grass touching

[solar gyro]

but i miss like 10% accuracy on smoothbot vt

[hallow blade]

fax

[meager raft]

I don’t have any games over 600 hours

[solar gyro]

this scenario is so fucking bad

[graceful swallow]

gold mm

[solar bison]

Because smoothbot is booty

[solar gyro]

how is this smoothness

[meager raft]

[graceful swallow]

[solar bison]

[hallow blade]

cs player be having so many hours just to be hardstuck SEM lmfao

[warm marsh]

I will say cs players built diff

[plush burrow]

tf is a sem

[warm marsh]

They play their shit non stop

[static rose]

en

[bright elm]

silver elite master

[meager raft]

Semester

[amber burrow]

supreme eagle master

[elfin thistle]

Silver elite master

[hoary hamlet]

only fps i've player is d2 nd apex so im lost when it comes to cs lmao

[meager raft]

[bright elm]

kek

[elfin thistle]

Garbo rank

[graceful swallow]

supreme eagle master

[plush burrow]

oh that would probably be my rnak

rank

[graceful swallow]

[hoary hamlet]

[autumn harness]

@bright elm you look like you have an eboy Minecraft skin

[warm marsh]

But yeah I played a shit ton of apex fam

[meager raft]

Silver chad rank

[elfin thistle]

I got hardstuck there before I started aim training in cs kekw

[bright elm]

because i do

[meager raft]

[bright elm]

[elfin thistle]

I was SEM at 400 wins

MG2 at 600

[autumn harness]

[solar bison]

[graceful swallow]

600 wins

mg2

[warm marsh]

I mean everyone progresses differently

[amber burrow]

sem at 400

[graceful swallow]

[amber burrow]

did you consider quitting

[graceful swallow]

what

thefuckl

[bright elm]

i get all the mc bitches

[meager raft]

Aim training

[bright elm]

get on my level

[autumn harness]

eboy in Roblox and eboy in minecraft

[elfin thistle]

Actually I forgor

[plush burrow]

arent they underage

[autumn harness]

he's underage

[bright elm]

who knows

[hallow blade]

thats the good part 😈

[warm marsh]

I’m going back to work, but just remember

[elfin thistle]

Underage is the best part

[warm marsh]

500 hours is a metric shit ton

[plush burrow]

this chats fucked

time to sleep

[graceful swallow]

stop selling drugs

drugs are bad

[autumn harness]

ratio

[meager raft]

Ong

[amber burrow]

i feel lied to jang

[elfin thistle]

Ratio+gay

[amber burrow]

wasnt spicy

[alpine trail]

500 hrs in 1 season is a lot i agree

Lelele

[amber burrow]

but being stuck in silver for 800 games

thats pretty spicy

[elfin thistle]

500hrs in one day is quite a bit

[bright elm]

idk i came into this chat seeing that 500 hours is a lot

[meager raft]

I’ve only played one game up to 500 hours

[bright elm]

wait

[meager raft]

[graceful swallow]

it was spicier earlier fran

[bright elm]

bro what

[graceful swallow]

[plush burrow]

500 hours is alot

[elfin thistle]

My first ever fps kekw

[graceful swallow]

the kovaaks bait

was better

[bright elm]

i dont think so limitz

[graceful swallow]

[meager raft]

500 you should be pretty fuckin cracked

If not you just suck

[plush burrow]

shit mb i meant "500 hours is alot"

[amber burrow]

go next

[solar bison]

I have 1k hours on r6 that's it

[graceful swallow]

go next

[elfin thistle]

[solar bison]

[meager raft]

Damn you’re a virgin

[plush burrow]

i got 2k hours on rl, i cant say shit

[meager raft]

Sorry to hear

[hallow blade]

i got 16k hours on minecraft

[elfin thistle]

Rlcraft?

Pogger

[plush burrow]

thats rough

[meager raft]

2k dafuq

[autumn harness]

@hallow blade any egirls

[meager raft]

What rank are you

[graceful swallow]

most hours i have in one game is apex

[meager raft]

[graceful swallow]

1.4k

[hallow blade]

a lot

[meager raft]

SSL surely with those hours

[solar bison]

Now I'm almost 500 hours on kvks @plush burrow

[plush burrow]

I quit like 2/3 years ago lul

[bright elm]

real girls are better guys

guaranteed

[meager raft]

If you say anything under GC I’m leaving

[solar bison]

[meager raft]

Bruh

I have like 300

[solar bison]

Not even master complete

[plush burrow]

was like 1700 ish but rl was just too much fun for me

[meager raft]

This man was botted

[plush burrow]

now cant stand it, its ass

[elfin thistle]

Not GM in 70 hours?

[bright elm]

@amber burrow are u saafran

[elfin thistle]

Lmao loser

[plush burrow]

imagine not being gm in 70 hours

[meager raft]

Got champ in 300 hours

[plush burrow]

actually have to be dog

[meager raft]

[elfin thistle]

I got gm in 1h

[solar bison]

[solar gyro]

i swear to god

[plush burrow]

champ is the old diamond now

[solar gyro]

this felt like a god run

and its 58 accuracy

[plush burrow]

they moved the ranks up for no reason

[meager raft]

Yessir

[plush burrow]

idk why

[graceful swallow]

@bright elm he's not

[solar bison]

@solar gyro stop playing

[solar gyro]

how in gods name am i supposed to get 5% higher

[graceful swallow]

[solar bison]

Touch grass

[plush burrow]

keep the players but still didnt work

[solar gyro]

no

[amber burrow]

im not

[elfin thistle]

Grass buff

[plush burrow]

lost 700k avg players real quic

[solar bison]

Fr fr

[bright elm]

[solar bison]

Grass built diff

[plush burrow]

current players online: rl says amazing

great info

[solar bison]

@bright elm have you been on the grind?

[bright elm]

nvm ur not lmao

no

[plush burrow]

no hes getting bitches in mc

underage btw

[elfin thistle]

I have 17h on siege

[solar bison]

[bright elm]

im too busy getting bitches on every platform

[elfin thistle]

Why am I not diamond yet

[plush burrow]

are u not diamond

wow actually shit

[solar bison]

Discord mod vibes

[elfin thistle]

Fuck

Only plat 1

[solar bison]

@bright elm

[elfin thistle]

Unlucky

[bright elm]

im joking i dont talk to girls online lmao

[plush burrow]

if u arnt diamond by 17 hours why you still playing

[bright elm]

like that at least

[plush burrow]

get a job instead, gaming isnt the life

[solar bison]

You getting bitches in RL?

[elfin thistle]

Is this because you call them kitten

[bright elm]

trying to

[elfin thistle]

You rite

[bright elm]

[solar bison]

Sheee

[bright elm]

but last time i touched the vaaks

[solar bison]

gl

[bright elm]

was

[elfin thistle]

Lemme coding train instead of aim train

[bright elm]

2 weeks ago

[plush burrow]

no words, actions count or what

[elfin thistle]

Time to become data scientist

[bright elm]

i said i would grind again

[solar bison]

You're master complete yes?

[bright elm]

but i played for 2 days and stopped

[plush burrow]

ew

[bright elm]

not yet

[solar bison]

How close

[bright elm]

im masters 2 almost

[elfin thistle]

Imagine not grinding vaaks

[bright elm]

i have 8 master scores

rn

[plush burrow]

have u started 2 hours a day yet or still asking if u should start it

[solar bison]

Fuck I swear that diamond to master is harder than bronze to diamond

[burnt stone]

imagine only playing gp

[elfin thistle]

I did then stopped then started again

[solar bison]

Shit feels impossible

[bright elm]

for me it definitely took way longer

[elfin thistle]

I stopped for four days kekw

[plush burrow]

https://tenor.com/view/not-mad-disappointed-bummer-lame-unfortunate-gif-5466079

[bright elm]

than me going from plat to diamond

i think it took me

[elfin thistle]

I suck ur mum

[bright elm]

a month

[solar bison]

@bright elm been 200hours since diamond

[elfin thistle]

Smh roller nerd

[bright elm]

to go from diamond to masters

[plush burrow]

wtf is gp

gay porn

[solar bison]

Only 5 masters

[burnt stone]

ground plaza

[bright elm]

unlucky

[solar bison]

I'm an actual bot

[elfin thistle]

Yes gay porn

[bright elm]

i remember plat seon

[solar bison]

Lol

I was so happy back then

[plush burrow]

seon went from plat to straight master

[solar bison]

Plat was enough for me

[elfin thistle]

Limitz when are you gonna turn 18

[plush burrow]

minus tracking and dynamic

[solar bison]

[plush burrow]

why u assume im not 18

[elfin thistle]

Idk

[plush burrow]

or im not older

[solar bison]

I remember you helped me in #advice

Good ol' days

[elfin thistle]

You can make the transition from hunted to hunter once you turn 18

[solar bison]

[solar gyro]

guys

why is smoothbot so hard

[plush burrow]

https://tenor.com/view/tears-of-joy-amanda-holden-britains-got-talent-happy-clapping-hands-gif-19577963

emotional shit

[solar bison]

Ong

[elfin thistle]

I just cried and snidded

When I saw that

[bright elm]

[elfin thistle]

Sharted even

[plush burrow]

yo lloma remember when u used to one clip me

[solar bison]

All the dumb ass questions I asked

[plush burrow]

good times

[solar bison]

[elfin thistle]

Wait until I buy a roller

Mf

[bright elm]

lol ngl

[plush burrow]

i dare u lloma

[elfin thistle]

I'm not gonna buy a roller so keep waiting

[plush burrow]

u aint got shit on my roller

[elfin thistle]

[plush burrow]

my roller sticks are worn in

urs will be stiff

[bright elm]

i lowkey cringed at 90% of the questions asked

in advice

[elfin thistle]

Me omw to shit on your roller rn

[solar bison]

I'd be surprised if you weren't

[elfin thistle]

Doo Doo time

[bright elm]

my brain almost became smooth so i stopped chatting in advice

[solar bison]

[bright elm]

[solar bison]

Good

Saved yourself

[elfin thistle]

What happens in advice channel

[bright elm]

s-xkristian

[frozen narwhal]

Prometheus of the #advice

[plush burrow]

sex

[solar bison]

[elfin thistle]

Hot

[solar bison]

No cap

[elfin thistle]

Going there rn

[bright elm]

got that custom command and dipped

[elfin thistle]

Wtf there was no sex

Im disappointed

[plush burrow]

@elfin thistle

[solar gyro]

ahhhhhh

[solar bison]

[elfin thistle]

Shit who would have thought

[bright elm]

anyways keep grinding y'all, im out

[elfin thistle]

Having sex on pornhub? Foul

[plush burrow]

"why smoothbot hard"

[solar bison]

Gweria play Demotori tile frenzy routine

Easy nova

[plush burrow]

i was expecting gweria to say that but he dipped

[elfin thistle]

Just be smooth

And be a bot

Lmao

Ez

[solar bison]

Slowly losing braincells

So he can't type

[plush burrow]

whats that bruce lee quote

be water my friend

but for smoothbot

[elfin thistle]

Be like water

[static rose]

Smoothbrain Voltaic Easy

[elfin thistle]

Water can flow or it can crash

[elfin thistle]

I got astra in this 👍

My Brain is so smooth you can use it as a mirror

[static rose]

My brain smoother >> urs

[solar bison]

@elfin thistle coach please

[elfin thistle]

Sometimes I check my brain in the mirror

[burnt stone]

aim train your smooth brain

[elfin thistle]

But my brain reflects the mirror

And the mirror reflects my brain's reflection of the mirror

And so on

Until I can't tell which is the mirror anymore

I lose my grip on reality

As I fall into the hypnotic patterns of brain and mirror

Until I lose myself and my direction in life

Eventually wallowing in self pity and debt with a mid life crisis

[solar bison]

@elfin thistle ?

Coach?

[elfin thistle]

Ok so uh

Take a leather grinder

[solar bison]

Uh huh

[elfin thistle]

You know those that they use to polish metal

[solar bison]

Yep

[elfin thistle]

And put ur brain against that

Hold it for five hours

[solar bison]

Alright

Opening skull

[static rose]

Simply expose the skull and polish away

Ez

[autumn harness]

polish

[elfin thistle]

Use some water if needed

[autumn harness]

what frame glasses are the best

Korean circle ones?

[elfin thistle]

And some shoe polish with a lighter

[solar bison]

OMG THANK U

[elfin thistle]

Advanced level tech

[solar bison]

I GOT ASTRA SMOOTHBOT

@solar gyro

[alpine trail]

you did seon?

[static rose]

Wire hexagon frames

[plush burrow]

Actually?

[solar bison]

I got astra because of @elfin thistle

[plush burrow]

Ffs

[elfin thistle]

Yeah he did what I told him

Ez astra

Astra smoothbrain

[solar bison]

You're actually insane

Thanks bro

[elfin thistle]

You're welcome

Now gimme kiss

[plush burrow]

Imagine you pinged gweria on a astra run

Rip

[static rose]

LMAO

[solar bison]

kiss

LMFAO

[plush burrow]

Astra run rn and the discord sound scared him

[solar bison]

That'd be funny af

[bright elm]

bro stop this sus shit

[solar gyro]

the ending

[solar bison]

@bright elm you want a kiss?

[plush burrow]

You the sussest mfer here

[solar bison]

@bright elm kiss kiss

[bright elm]

bro why u kissing me without consent

[solar bison]

Oh no!

[solar gyro]

W geparokü okpü ehfo gww fhgp

THAT WAS ASTRA PACE

I WANT TO KILL MYSELF

[solar bison]

Yoooo

[elfin thistle]

[solar bison]

Rofl

[solar gyro]

i went from

66 acc

[solar bison]

@elfin thistle maybe I did ruin it

[solar gyro]

to 62

in the last

6 seconds

[bright elm]

cap

[solar gyro]

[bright elm]

im the straightest here

[solar gyro]

dude

im so mad

im so mad

im so mad

[elfin thistle]

That would be pretty funny

We can infinitely stall his astra run

Until we all hit astra

Strats

[solar bison]

@solar gyro not really astra if you didn't even get nova

[elfin thistle]

Man freaked so hard he spoke in another language

[solar bison]

I swear I cannot type on mobile

[solar gyro]

i legitimately dropped from 66 accuracy to 62

last 5 seconds

[plush burrow]

@solar bison Ur fault

I told u

[solar gyro]

peaked over 70 at around 30s

[elfin thistle]

Nova?

[solar bison]

[plush burrow]

Astra score and u discord pinged him

[elfin thistle]

Like gold nova?

[plush burrow]

And he got mad

I got some black magic or something in me how tf I predict that

[solar gyro]

dude

why do i always go from

#1 pace

to fucking gm

[plush burrow]

Because seon pings you

[elfin thistle]

Ayo can you predict if I'll get Baal first try

[solar bison]

Srry gweria

[solar gyro]

im so mad

[sour flame]

holy shit your highest damage and kills are so lowed compared to your average

[solar gyro]

honestly

[solar bison]

@solar gyro did you hear my ping?

[elfin thistle]

What

[solar bison]

[solar gyro]

look at this beautiful pace

[solar bison]

That's nice

[elfin thistle]

Can't see it

[solar gyro]

why do i go from that to 62

[solar bison]

Smooth

[elfin thistle]

Can't see it it's too loud

[solar gyro]

fuck bot did a double 360 at the end

[plush burrow]

Just push a fight and end it lol

[solar gyro]

forced to perma reset

and couldnt hit anything

this was legit astra

[solar bison]

Rng garbage

Bad scen

[solar gyro]

man

😭

[solar bison]

I'm fine with jade smoothbot

[elfin thistle]

Aight here's the strat

[plush burrow]

Had 3 3ks today, with 3/4 squads left could probably farm a 5k idk, what's the point

[elfin thistle]

You pull on genshin

Until you hit 89 pity

[plush burrow]

That's why I die tho

[elfin thistle]

Then do smoothbot

[plush burrow]

"what's the point"

[elfin thistle]

Get the hardpity astra

[plush burrow]

Is 160 games alot for this season or low

[elfin thistle]

How many hours you have nerd

[plush burrow]

400, 2k games

[solar bison]

Is 5 games this season a lot?

[elfin thistle]

I just realized I have more hours than 400

Pain

[plush burrow]

Nah that's nothing 😂😂

How many matches u got this season lloma

Or anyone here

[elfin thistle]

I forgor

Probably

100+

I lied idk

[plush burrow]

So 160 is alot I guess

[elfin thistle]

Yea lmao no life smh

Nerd

If I didn't have to go to work I could grind vaaks and apex

Sadge

[plush burrow]

Meh you can play alot and still be shit

[elfin thistle]

Listen here

[plush burrow]

Just depends on genetics and whether you play mindlessly or not

[elfin thistle]

Eh

Even with like

2h sleep schedule

I only manage 1h of apex a day usually

And 1-2 of vaaks

[plush burrow]

Working/studying and tryna game is rough, starting again in literally like 20 days lol

[elfin thistle]

I have a few months after leaving the army to focus on the grind

That is if I still have interest

[plush burrow]

Wait havnt you been texting here like 2 hours? Catch up on sleep

[solar bison]

@plush burrow genetics

[plush burrow]

2 hours is unhealthy

[elfin thistle]

At the end of the day ik I'm never gonna be pro so what does it matter anyway

Idk I'm too bored to sleep

[plush burrow]

That's your own fault then

[solar bison]

No it isn't

Better than sitting on your ass playing apex

[elfin thistle]

It's because u're too sexy

And you haven't given me a gn kiss

[plush burrow]

2 hours of sleep is better than playing apex , what did I just read

That's both unhealthy

[elfin thistle]

I'm gonna sleep through the day tho

Duty is boring as fuck

But damn I really need to sort my sleep

It's not uncommon for me to feel physically sick from lack of sleep

Like I wanna vomit

Kekw

[solar bison]

@plush burrow nah but

Speaking to people

Is fun

[autumn harness]

false

[plush burrow]

No one said it wasn't 🤷🏼‍♂️

[autumn harness]

here's some grass

[solar bison]

[autumn harness]

what's the worst topic to talk about

kovaaks scores

[solar bison]

Shhhh

I got 126 hits on 1w4ts today

Broke 3 month plateau

[autumn harness]

bro relatable my town is a plateau

[static crystal]

Worst topic? Who's better at fortnite. Don't argue it's me.

[autumn harness]

isn't there among us in Fortnite

[solar bison]

Yes

[static crystal]

Omg! I love amongus

[autumn harness]

wait you're a Fortnite pro and don't know this?

sus!

[static crystal]

I knew

It's like every 3rd person who remind me

And then they say:"And it has guns!"

[solar bison]

@solar gyro did you rage quit yet

[bright elm]

imagine not living in toronto

[autumn harness]

rat

io

[solar gyro]

eh i never ragequit

[solar bison]

Your mental is very good damm

[dreamy spade]

i dont rage quit either

instead i rage que and lose literally every game and go -200 rp

[solar gyro]

kinda sucks that i didnt get my smoothbet yet

but today was still a decent day

5 hours of sleep + 8 hours of school > archon voxts - nova (129) voxts and new smoothbot pb

okay progress

[dreamy spade]

you make it look so fucking ez ur a god

[solar gyro]

[bright elm]

he is nova

i think

[solar gyro]

who

[autumn harness]

yep I am nova

[bright elm]

you geeria

gweria

[solar gyro]

well not yet

im missing 80 points on smoothbot

[bright elm]

[solar gyro]

basically choked astra

had dogshit rng

[solar gyro]

look at this pace @bright elm

[bright elm]

u could've gotten it dang

imagine if the entire run was just long strafe bounce

[dreamy spade]

im still like half bronze

pain

[autumn harness]

u got this bro

actually isk

idk

[solar gyro]

[alpine trail]

W*

• • pending

[hoary hamlet]

there's nothing like being told you are shit by a random team mate

[alpine trail]

xd

[autumn harness]

you are shit

[alpine trail]

toxic randoms are the worst

[hoary hamlet]

[hoary hamlet]

yea

[alpine trail]

lowkeygod

[hoary hamlet]

nah

like bruh how do i beat a eva tree tap

[alpine trail]

2 tap them

[hoary hamlet]

<.<

congrats on plat tak

[bright elm]

shoutout to all my sussy baka's in this chat

[alpine trail]

waiting for my hien to dry

T_T

[proven pulsar]

What

Why

[proven pulsar]

Nice pic btw

[alpine trail]

cleaned it

[proven pulsar]

[astral pebble]

i wish i got this more often. i guess i usually disconnect too quickly for them to react.

[alpine trail]

well are they gonna nerf fuglaa movement too or what -_-

[trail grail]

Most of the time it’s true

Because the irony of it all is that they happen to be roller players

[alpine trail]

pb'd on my dirty mousepad

shit one

[burnt stone]

@sour flame you lied to me

[alpine trail]

diamond soon

[burnt stone]

@sour flame actually betrayed kekw

[alpine trail]

2nd plat score

[alpine trail]

gz kyn

what scen?

[autumn harness]

no way

[alpine trail]

ground plaza

3 scens away from.......GOLD COMPLETE

[autumn harness]

slay ⚔️ king 👑

[alpine trail]

[loud heart]

im 4 scens from plat

static is impossible

[alpine trail]

u got this palty

[loud heart]

no is sleep time

https://cdn.discordapp.com/emojis/858019251184205884.png?v=1&size=40

[autumn harness]

dw i'll get those scores for you @loud heart

send me your login

[loud heart]

yeah sure wait a sec

username:beesarefake
password:bwowba938s#(((#

[alpine trail]

im 4 scens from plat complete

and they're all TS

[loud heart]

pls get me my scenarios mr 1yu

https://cdn.discordapp.com/emojis/695171995868069919.png?v=1&size=40

[autumn harness]

ok

[bright elm]

move ur hand faster

[autumn harness]

send me $500 so i can afford my next heirloom

or get 3 gprox

or make a blanket out of hiens

[bright elm]

why gpx's

weirdo

[autumn harness]

i have never touched one

i want to tocuh a potato

[bright elm]

then go buy potato

[loud heart]

how about 3 schmekles and a jar filled with mystery fluid

[autumn harness]

if that mystery fluid is your shower water reused 50 times im in

[loud heart]

yknow that one gumball episode

[autumn harness]

no

[loud heart]

where they microwave a jar of weird shit

and it comes alive

its that but not microwaved yet

[autumn harness]

no

[loud heart]

why is the first result when i look up gumball jar his mother

[bright elm]

you know why

[loud heart]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/emojis/566984710937509889.gif?v=1&size=40

[dreamy spade]

double rainbow all the way man

[autumn harness]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zh5gGz9NBM4

banger

[elfin thistle]

Why are you talking about apex in genshin chat

Smh

[alpine trail]

i am hardstuck on ts

[autumn harness]

tak gimme ur account details

[alpine trail]

no

:p

[autumn harness]

credit card at least?

[alpine trail]

1234-5678-9012-3456

12/34 - 123

there you go

my bday on the 34th too!

[autumn harness]

holy shit tak