gameplay-tips

[ebon agate]

good idea! i will be super upset if i get banned from the rocket league discord server!!!

[proper blade]

She was my classmate in high school

[waxen jacinth]

asked

[waxen jacinth]

me too man 😶‍🌫️😥

[quaint sedge]

Glad to hear it does not matter to you, id not want you upset when they kick you! 🙂

[waxen jacinth]

we best be on our best behaviour

[proper blade]

The date is 15 May 2026

[swift ore]

Anyone can coach to champ ?

[ebon agate]

yeah bro i got u

[waxen jacinth]

aight?

[proper blade]

Just get better and play with your brain

[proper blade]

It’s about time you grow up no?

[ocean gale]

that should help

[quaint sedge]

Naa, play with your hands!
Controller to big to fit in brain!

[waxen jacinth]

have you ever held hands with the opposite gender?

[proper blade]

Your soo funny

[waxen jacinth]

meat ride much more?

[proper blade]

Obviously. Didn’t you hear what I said before

[waxen jacinth]

no repeat it

[swift ore]

I can't get better at playing with teammates , my ones rank is same as my 2s rank , I need help with playing with randoms

[waxen jacinth]

what's ur 2s?

[quaint sedge]

Its onesided true everlast love! 🙂

[proper blade]

Then you gonna say who asked again because your have the maturity of a 7 year old

[swift ore]

Am d2 for both

[waxen jacinth]

well i didn't say who u pleb

[quaint sedge]

/

[ebon agate]

ur probably just not mechanical enough, once u get triple resets and zap dashes perfected you'll hit champ

[waxen jacinth]

im like d1 if you wanna try a few games, i've been d2div3. but i hate my teammates, not that i blame them yk

[proper blade]

That’s tough, using insults. I’m sure your parents won’t be happy

[swift ore]

TRIPLE resets ???

[quaint sedge]

Good to hear that your on our team giving really awful advice to all members! Long live the everlasting suffering!

[waxen jacinth]

triple ain't needed bro dw

[ebon agate]

my bad triples are too easy, try quads

i can show u how

[waxen jacinth]

that's literally just freestyle stuff istg, maybe a double AT MAX is needed

[proper blade]

Learn how to do horsedash. It will win you games

[waxen jacinth]

alright i have fully decided the legend is an AI

[quaint sedge]

Im practicing tripple camera toggle rn!
Ill send clips later!

[swift ore]

Win me games in the tournament ready screen 🤦‍♂️

[waxen jacinth]

and monk now adwell

[ebon agate]

monk what rank are u

[dim pumice]

any tips to get from c2 to c3

[proper blade]

And now I have fully decided that your IQ is below 80.

[waxen jacinth]

😱😱😱😱

[quaint sedge]

Very low, ud beat the crap outta me

[proper blade]

It is shocking. It’s borderline mental disability

[dim pumice]

hi legend

[swift skiff]

whats hapening here

[swift ore]

My IQ is quite high id like to say so myself

[proper blade]

Hi prodbyjaydee

[quaint sedge]

But im pretty good for 50hours 🙂

[dim pumice]

whats good dawg

[ebon agate]

ah u should learn psychos to rank up!

[swift ore]

Coaching

[proper blade]

Nobody asked about your IQ.

[waxen jacinth]

monk and the legend are AI i've decided

they have the most robotic responses wver.

[quaint sedge]

Thanks coach, can i add tripple camera toggle?

[proper blade]

And your decision is irrelevant.

[waxen jacinth]

Damn dude you got me!

[swift ore]

U forgot the full stop mate

[waxen jacinth]

should be mate, you don't want ti upset the legend he'll report you

[swift ore]

Mb boss

[quaint sedge]

who is offering?

[waxen jacinth]

🤭

[proper blade]

If you migrate yourselves to #welcome-and-rules you will see that we can genuinely report immoral behaviour

[swift ore]

Or question mark

[waxen jacinth]

oh immoral? like the trolley situation?

[heady oasis]

how do i drive

[swift ore]

Immortal from invincible ?

[quaint sedge]

You seem to navigate around this server very well, maybe a date is in order?

[proper blade]

Trolleys are used for carrying groceries.

[swift skiff]

lmao

[waxen jacinth]

hahah funny.

[proper blade]

You want to date me?

[waxen jacinth]

😳

[quaint sedge]

i hope its not against the rules!

[cerulean flicker]

any gc1 or 2 wanna let me in a ranked game with them im c3 for abt 2 weeks and i wanna see what im missing(almost c1 is 1s so i 1v1 gc all the time but cant get gc in 2s)

[swift ore]

Looking for a coach , can pay upwards of £67

[ebon agate]

25 max

[quaint sedge]

I dont usually date stinky plats!

[waxen jacinth]

caught the reference

[proper blade]

I recommend turning on your brain while playing your 2V2 games.

[waxen jacinth]

🦅

[ebon agate]

glad someone knows

[soft mason]

same 🍕

[waxen jacinth]

shut it bro

[quaint sedge]

Selling really bad advice for 10 dollar!

[proper blade]

Unfortunately CP is not a funny joke. Now I have concluded your IQ is below 70

[waxen jacinth]

hahah bro ues so funny

[waxen jacinth]

didn't say it was funny uou dimwit

[cerulean flicker]

i do but u cant read what c3 do bc they just go and thats it

[swift skiff]

med

[swift ore]

I love watching CP ( Cole Palmer)

[ebon agate]

Dunning kruger effect is real lmaoo

[waxen jacinth]

don't jump to conclusions you pleb

[quaint sedge]

ME ME ME ME ME, whats my iq?!?!?!

[rain charm]

need 1 gold for a 2v1

[ebon agate]

literally everyone here thinks theyre smarter than they are

[waxen jacinth]

gold in what

[quaint sedge]

Im gold!

[proper blade]

It seems as if you interpret C3 gameplay as players playing without their brain. Therefore, if you turn on your brain, it’s an EZ win

[swift ore]

This is gameplay tips btw

[waxen jacinth]

im happy to admit i'm stupid 😛

[proper blade]

CORNBALL

[swift ore]

? Alr bro

[rain charm]

my bad chat police

[ebon agate]

humble king

[waxen jacinth]

cp isn't a funny joke bro.

[quaint sedge]

Id like to know more about the turning on part!

[waxen jacinth]

😇😇😇 accepting yourself is the best thing to do

[swift ore]

I watch 2 types of CP , Cole Palmer and Carter Pcs

[proper blade]

I do believe I am a genius. I am a natural born genius. I watch Classroom of the Elite and Dexter and relate myself to the main characters very much.

[ebon agate]

cyberpunk? club penguin?

[quaint sedge]

Very attractive!
I want this!

[proper blade]

Cole Palmer is not an enjoyable footballer

[swift ore]

How many 9s in GCSEs or A* in a levels ?

[swift ore]

Agreed , Saka is muchhhhh better

[ebon agate]

cole palmer probably mogs u lmao

[proper blade]

Unfortunately I despise studying. 1 grade 9, 5 grade 8, 3 grade 7. 3 A stars and an A at AS level.

[proper blade]

With that mouth breathing? Nahhh

[quaint sedge]

Can you translate it for a dummy?

[ebon agate]

are you at uni

[swift skiff]

good gameplay tips guys

[swift ore]

U can't get A stars at AS level

[quaint sedge]

Thanks, kiss my shiny car!

[ebon agate]

he's so chopped

[proper blade]

No my IQ is too high for dumb people. Can’t deal with ‘em

[swift skiff]

in rl?

[swift ore]

He's y13 probably doing his a levels , since he said AS levels am assuming

[ebon agate]

ahaha true

[quaint sedge]

Im sorry my lord!

[proper blade]

I plan on pursing a career in theoretical physics.

[versed trellis]

a levels

[proper blade]

I am aware.

[quaint sedge]

Is it so that you can know where to stand in life? XD

[proper blade]

I took 4 AS level and continued 3 at A level

[swift ore]

So why'd U say A stars bud

[ebon agate]

check out uni of bedford bro, seems to fit your standard

[swift ore]

Could have specified

[proper blade]

Those are the A level grades

[versed trellis]

physics of rocket league ball?

[shadow pulsar]

any1 who can help me on 360 maktufs

[proper blade]

I attend Oxford university

[ebon agate]

the larp never ends

[quaint sedge]

na we bad!

[swift ore]

What sixth form u went

[shadow pulsar]

shiii

[proper blade]

I guess I could use it for this too haha!

[ebon agate]

which college at oxford?

[quaint sedge]

We only offer suffering and bad advice in here!

[shadow pulsar]

W

[proper blade]

I cannot publicise this information

[quaint sedge]

Any question about how to suffer more?

[swift ore]

Is it a top sixth form ?

[ebon agate]

holy larp lmaooo

[proper blade]

Oxford.

[ebon agate]

AHAHHAHHAHAH

LARPPPPPPP

[shadow pulsar]

nah im good i play rl thats enough suffering

[quaint sedge]

U would not believe him no matter what he said 🙂

[proper blade]

It had a bad REP. In terms of statistical ranking, I’m not sure.

[south stump]

Yooo i just hit my first speed flip as a silver

[ebon agate]

He doesnt even understand that the uni is made up of colleges, of course he's lying

[swift ore]

Fairs then

[proper blade]

Yooo nobody cares!!! 🤣

[waxen jacinth]

sybau

[quaint sedge]

Does it matter to you if his words about a school and grades are true or not? XD

[south stump]

Does anyone know what the absolute cinema challenge is?

[rotund ingot]

Let him be man

[swift ore]

Tbf I wouldn't wanna say what college I go to

[quaint sedge]

Wrong place buddy!

[ebon agate]

H'es larping going to a top 3 global uni?

[waxen jacinth]

for real

[swift ore]

He's proud of himself , don't put him down

[ebon agate]

am i meant to just let that slide

[south stump]

YO WHATS WITH THESE EUROPEANS

[quaint sedge]

https://discord.com/channels/152517096104919042/156615057965318144

[swift ore]

That's rlly good

[proper blade]

You are larping the word larp

[ebon agate]

define larp.

[swift ore]

Are U a Londoner

[proper blade]

It’s hard to define

[ebon agate]

LOL

[waxen jacinth]

stfu vro please

[quaint sedge]

lonely donator=

[proper blade]

I think you misspelt “bro”!

[rotund ingot]

Larp is when you act like you have/can do something while you absolutely can not

[ebon agate]

NO ITS NOT ITS AN ACRONYM U ARE GENUINELY SUB50 iq

[rotund ingot]

Really simple version

[ebon agate]

yes, live action roleplay

its so easy to define

[waxen jacinth]

idc dude

[quaint sedge]

I swear, ure such a gentleman, helping everyone out like that!
But remember, they shall alos suffer!

[swift ore]

I am GC , you see that ISNT larping , but when I say am ssl that is larping

[ebon agate]

biggest larp on discord holyyy "i go oxford" lmaoo

[quaint sedge]

Is this the only part of discord uv seen?

[proper blade]

It’s a fascinating university.

[swift ore]

Did U do tmua?

[ebon agate]

tbf im not an active user

[waxen jacinth]

lmfaooo

[proper blade]

No

[rotund ingot]

And he keeps saying I can not publish that information

[ebon agate]

are u really doubling down?

[swift ore]

Which did U have to do

[ebon agate]

i ask him which college at oxford hes in and he goes "oxford" lmaoooo

[proper blade]

My sixth form is local. It’s not well known. But I liked it.

[rotund ingot]

Well besides that

[proper blade]

Im quite new. Not used to the names yet haha

[ebon agate]

BRO YOU CANNOT BE SERIOUS

[rotund ingot]

Do you have any possibility to confirm you’re going to Oxford

[ebon agate]

this is hilarious

[quaint sedge]

No but its really important that we find out!

[waxen jacinth]

it's a robot bro i'm telling you

[proper blade]

We are studying Newton’s second law.

[rotund ingot]

Well buddy

[ebon agate]

man i just find it hilarious when people get called out for their ridiculous lies

[rotund ingot]

I don’t really know a lot but I don think that’s something for Oxford don’t you learn that a bit earlier

[proper blade]

Im as human as humans can be

[ebon agate]

ong, doubt the guy could even get into a single russel group uni

[waxen jacinth]

such a ai thing to say

[waxen jacinth]

for real

[quaint sedge]

Im a robot!

[proper blade]

Who knows

[waxen jacinth]

monk

[proper blade]

We know

[quaint sedge]

Whoops! ^^

[rotund ingot]

Well you should you’re „going“ to Oxford

[ebon agate]

London met is calling

[proper blade]

I went to Oxford because I was fascinated about physics

[quaint sedge]

Nobody is calling you man, dont lie!

[waxen jacinth]

the legends gotta be the corniest name of all time istg

[waxen jacinth]

you said ur actively going u bot

[ebon agate]

guy probably hasnt taken his GCSEs yet let alone oxford

[brazen turtle]

Anyone have a training pack where u gotta shoot at weird angles or smth

[proper blade]

Don’t you agree that it’s fascinating that standing waves are created inside microwaves, and that’s why they have spinning plates? How cool

[quaint sedge]

What is your rank?

[rotund ingot]

Tbh I also don’t really know about allat stuff what is GCSE

[brazen turtle]

Gold

[proper blade]

Oh GCSEs. The good ‘ol days

[ebon agate]

ahahhahahha

[rotund ingot]

Well the things I’m currently learning about in my phsiks class is also pretty interesting but you

[quaint sedge]

Learn to bang this mfs!
BC75-D829-F042-DD2B

[rotund ingot]

But I’m pretty much at the start lol

[proper blade]

I still remember having to do basic algebra. Too boring. But I had fun with friends.

[ebon agate]

standard UK exams taken at 15-16

[rotund ingot]

My bad Einstein

[proper blade]

But you what

[ebon agate]

are you sure you remember? it was last week bro thats a long time

[brazen turtle]

Thanks ima try it out

[swift ore]

Qm exists

[quaint sedge]

Np.
Just dont forget to suffer, remind yourself every shot, that you are bad! 🙂

[proper blade]

Last week today was Saturday. But there is usually no school on Saturdays.

[ebon agate]

QM standards are way too high for this guy

[ebon agate]

are you aware of what the phrase "last week" means? or is this not common knowledge at oxford?

[swift ore]

U did Ur a levels ?

[proper blade]

I think my intelligence is too high for them.

[ebon agate]

yeah man

first year now

[quaint sedge]

You might just explode man!

[swift ore]

Fairs , what did U get

[proper blade]

I believe I am on par with Ayanokoji Kiyotaka.

[swift ore]

Course ?

[ebon agate]

pahaha ok, look up what "last week" means, google is free

[ebon agate]

econ and finance

[proper blade]

A week is 7 days long.

[ebon agate]

i didnt do amazing but still got into a decent uni

[swift ore]

Good on you bro

[quaint sedge]

Remember that you smell bad as well! 🙂

[ebon agate]

"last week" ≠ "a week ago"

[proper blade]

Great insult. Great job

[quaint sedge]

Thanks coach!

[ebon agate]

cheers man

[lavish turtle]

[proper blade]

Last week could refer to the last week in which an activity can be done too. But that would be referring to the future.

[swift ore]

Last week refers to the last 7 day period from Monday to Sunday , like a week ago is the same day but in the previous 7 day period

[quaint sedge]

Famous mf luke is here, go poo somewhere man!

[ebon agate]

is english your first language? genuine question

[swift ore]

They are 2 different things

[lavish turtle]

[proper blade]

I hope so

[ebon agate]

you haven't seem to have grasped some extremely basic foundations of the language man

[quaint sedge]

Whats up with the difficult question man?

[proper blade]

I feel like I am on par with the basics. I am able to speak English.

[swift skiff]

i feel like yall in drugs ore some

[ebon agate]

but you can't comprehend a basic and common phrase correctly?

[swift ore]

You did say U got 3 A* so U should be able to

[ebon agate]

who isnt?

[quaint sedge]

Im still practicing my most offensive lines in english, its very hard!

[ebon agate]

yes, but he's lying

[proper blade]

My mind takes a detour because it can’t waste too much brainpower on the likes of you

[swift skiff]

true

[swift ore]

Check dms

[proper blade]

And I can

[karmic hill]

hi I have about 210 hours overall and around 2 days worth of hours in actual matches, I mainly play 1v1's where im gold 2. I play 2's from time to time where i am now gold 1. I only focused on simple mechs so far since in 1v1's ill get punished if i try to do air dibbles and stuff and fail. i only know how to half flip, dribble and flick (although not often). Can anyone give me any tips on how to improve especially for 1's since now im facing people around diamond. thanls

[ebon agate]

we can't all have enough brainpower for a simple conversation, its okay bro

[quaint sedge]

Welcome to trollcrew!
Grab a drink, and some popcorn, and add sneakattacks!

[swift ore]

In what subjects if U don't mind me asking

[proper blade]

Hi. No one is reading that whole paragraph. Make it shorter next time.

[quaint sedge]

Bang this!
BC75-D829-F042-DD2B

[proper blade]

Mathematics, Chemistry, Physics, AS Biology

[karmic hill]

thank you

[quaint sedge]

Remember to suffer, tell yourself after each attempt that you are bad at the game! 🙂

[karmic hill]

facts

[swift ore]

What's a bronsted lowry base

[proper blade]

Completely agree. This is the way to train

[proper blade]

Sounds like gibberish to me

[ebon agate]

"yeah i go oxford"

[swift ore]

What's a nucleophile

[quaint sedge]

Everyone seem to go there, you guys must all be buddies?

[swift ore]

If U can't answer that...

[proper blade]

Though I saw this funny chemistry joke the other day. It said that, after an organic chemistry test, Im diene HAHA

[ebon agate]

no, i don't larp my education level

[quaint sedge]

AI XD

[proper blade]

Who knows. I get electrophiles and nucleophiles mixed up all the time.

[swift ore]

True , me too

[proper blade]

A nucleophile is an electron pair donor.

[brazen turtle]

Hey man so i kinda flew through these they were very easy for me do you have a little hard one that includes aerials?

[quaint sedge]

You can ask this guy ANYTHING, he delivers!

[proper blade]

However, we are slightly straying off topic. We could migrate to #off-topic-discussion what do you say?

[proper blade]

Yes!

[quaint sedge]

Advice: Airrolling on your first touch for "selfset training" makes your car fling away much less and leads to better recovery.

F10B-4E3D-478B-CFC3 (Fundamental)
D7F8-FD53-98D1-DAFE (Fundamental to Advnaced) Backboard Therpy.
23BC-0377-C228-A338 (Advanced) Selfset Backboard = Ball is moving in air, bang it on the backboard, follow up, score (Monks most practiced pack)
7062-B853-1C87-9D16 (Advanced+) Selfset Backboard, longballs.
CAFC-FB3E-3C0F-B8F1 (Advanced++)

Remember you are very bad! 🙂

[swift skiff]

this conversation turns arroud on every pis

[ebon agate]

"yeah i go oxford"

[south pilot]

Is there anyone in NA that would take some time to coach me? I’m currently plat, in 2s and 1s I think, and would like to start climbing higher.

[proper blade]

Oxford should be spelt with a capital letter. Is English not your first language? You should know this.

But I forgive you. I know you are not as smart as me.

[ebon agate]

"which college are you in?" "oxford"

says all i need to know

[proper blade]

I don’t go to college anymore, I go to university.

[ebon agate]

BRO

AHAHHAHA

[proper blade]

College was the good old days am I right?

[swift ore]

Guys is medicine a good option for uni

[quaint sedge]

I love how he asks question that all are google-able

[ebon agate]

Bro didn't do his research before the larp

[proper blade]

Where you could chill!

[ebon agate]

genuinely, but he still isnt

[proper blade]

Agreed

[ebon agate]

talking abt u btw 🤣

[quaint sedge]

Im kinda confused, who is testing who here? ^^

[proper blade]

Im not asking any questions.

[ebon agate]

0 comprehension skills

[proper blade]

Sentences start with a capital letter. Is English not your first language?

[vestal arch]

@quaint sedge u ssl?

[proper blade]

He is diamond 2 on a good day.

[quaint sedge]

Im like a flower in your garden!

[ebon agate]

bro you still don't understand that oxford is a collegiate university, you have the iq of a brick

[quaint sedge]

How many bricks do you have, and how are you counting IQ this way?

[proper blade]

You should watch this show called Classroom of the Elite. Think of me as the main character in that show.

[ebon agate]

living proof of the dunning kruger effect

[proper blade]

You got a good chuckle out of me here haha.

[proper blade]

This effect also includes you thinking you are smarter than you are.

[vestal arch]

Whats thing can i improve to get to ssl from gc2?

[proper blade]

But you don’t even understand that sentences start with a capital letter.

[ebon agate]

No, i'm not the one larping my intelligence on discord...

[proper blade]

Increase speed and control.

[ebon agate]

you're so dense ahaha

[quaint sedge]

Mechs, and selfset touches!
Its pretty much everything at that point!
Hard to tell where you bad bad bad from my eyes!

[proper blade]

You are larping your Rocket League rank. I think this is worse.

[vestal arch]

👍

[ebon agate]

Where?

give me evidence of this claim

[proper blade]

On discord.

[ebon agate]

no give me evidence, where did i larp my rank?

[brazen turtle]

Im on the first training pack do i have to hit it in from the air?

[quaint sedge]

I disagree, the very reason you are in here, is because you have something to prove! 🙂

[swift ore]

This is discord... Not some forum of an educational institute or smthn

[proper blade]

I do not have access to the Rocket League database. However, by hypothesis testing, it’s unlikely you are SSL.

[ebon agate]

wrong actually, it's funny talking to this guy

[proper blade]

So why is @ebon agate acting like it is?

[ebon agate]

ok so find the message where i said i was SSL

im waiting

[swift ore]

Nah there is enough evidence to accept the alternate hypothesis, I am ssl

[quaint sedge]

If the ball is over crossbar, then dbl jump, if lower, singlejump then flip/shot.

[proper blade]

Why are you trying to deny it. Do you have the memory of a goldfish perhaps? We both know you did.

[ebon agate]

LOL

Bro has genuinely gone 0-100

[proper blade]

If you were not aware, goldfish have very short memories.

[proper blade]

We talking MPH or something?

[quaint sedge]

GUYS!
Stop trashtalking the fish, they are the lungs of your planet!

[ebon agate]

talking about each arguent we've had

[proper blade]

We can survive without fish.

[quaint sedge]

Interesting! What is your experience? 🙂

[ebon agate]

we can 1v1 if you think im larping my rank?

[proper blade]

Im going 0 MPH right now. Have been going at 0 this whole time.

[ebon agate]

iqlet, nobody said anything about MPH

[quaint sedge]

Bro it stinks in here!

[proper blade]

Ah the classic 1V1 challenge. Unfortunately, most rocket league players are too stupid to understand that skills are not directly correlated between different game modes.

[proper blade]

Because of kass

[quaint sedge]

I feel like there is more than one source, i need to investigate!

[swift ore]

Tell me why my 1s rank is similar to my 2s 😭😭😭

[ebon agate]

Alright i'm getting off disc now, i just want you to know @proper blade that you are a sub50iq larping chudlet who has 0 career prospects and will never succeed in any endeavour of life. Thanks for keeping me entertained with your foolishness

[quaint sedge]

Can i get a speech to, or u into favorism?

[proper blade]

Don’t get me wrong. 1V1 and 2V2 rank does hold some correlation which is somewhat strong positive, it is just not perfect. And not close to perfect. If you are the same rank in both, you are somewhat rare.

[ebon agate]

Noo only @proper blade is worthy

[quaint sedge]

This mean you are not very high rank in either, and do not yet feel the mmr diff! 🙂

[ebon agate]

Peace

[swift ore]

At some point my ones was higher than 2s , this proves IT IS teamates

[quaint sedge]

You smell extremely bad!

[proper blade]

My IQ is well above 150. I have never measured it because I like to hide my intelligence.

[swift ore]

Plat 2 in both

I verse champs and high diamonds in 1s

[ebon agate]

LARPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP

[swift ore]

Not necessarily champs

[proper blade]

1V1 and 2V2 are different game modes. They require different skill sets. This is a stupid argument and shows your lack of logic and understanding of the game.

[quaint sedge]

Spoken like a wise man!

We shall not show off!

With great power, come great response-ability 🙂

[swift ore]

No they don't require completely diff skill sets

[proper blade]

They are plat in 1V1. Their 2V2 rank is irrelevant if you are against them in your own 1V1 rank. I recommend connecting your brain to your fingers before typing a message.

[proper blade]

Completely agree

[quaint sedge]

I def need instruction for this one!
How do i connect?

[swift ore]

Nobody refers their main rank as 1s rank , use Ur brain

[proper blade]

I have never needed to because I’m not stupid enough to disconnect it in the first place. So Im not sure.

[quaint sedge]

Aha, i thought we kinda rebooted every time we wake up?

[proper blade]

Because most players main the 2V2 game mode. This will naturally make them worse at 1V1, causing their 1V1 rank to fall behind their 2V2 rank as they play more 2V2 (Note: this is a GENERAL trend, anomalies exist)

[proper blade]

Who knows?

Not good after seeing you.

[ebon agate]

"yh i go oxford how'd u know"

[swift ore]

So I could be an anomaly the opposite way ?

[quaint sedge]

yes, but NO!
Its about the playerbase on 2v2, might higher, therefore it has diff effect on the mmr ladder.

[proper blade]

Capital O for Oxford kass.

[quaint sedge]

Yea, we make ppl suffer here!

Live with it!

[proper blade]

Yes. Lots of anomalies exist in the world. You have a man who’s 6 Foot 7 Inches at 15 years old, then another man who is 4 Foot 5 Inches at the same age.

[quaint sedge]

67?

[proper blade]

But these people are not representative of the average 15 year old boy height.

[ebon agate]

do they teach this at oxford?

[quaint sedge]

Hows the sleepin? XD

[proper blade]

I recommend changing that profile picture.

[proper blade]

It’s basic logic.

[ebon agate]

counting sheep rn bro

[quaint sedge]

Naa man, let him be gangsta!

[quaint sedge]

That would get me dizzy real fast!

[proper blade]

“Yeah bro I have fluffy hair and Im a wannabe roadman” thats what I see from your profile picture.

[ebon agate]

"yh i go oxford"

[quaint sedge]

Yes, we need more toxic ppl on our team!

[proper blade]

Oxford is spelt with a capital O kass

[ebon agate]

do they teach you that at oxford?

like the meaning of "last week"?

[proper blade]

Yeah u got the puffer jacket covering your mouth and everything.

[quaint sedge]

you have to selectivly be kind to some, to create a party!, then we attack!

[proper blade]

Your well hard innit

[ebon agate]

this guys a gimp bro dont bother

[proper blade]

FynnDerGiele to the power of 16 haha

How can you raise a letter to the 16th power?

[ebon agate]

nah he goes oxford

[quaint sedge]

Any questions about how to suffer more while playing Rocket League?
You have come to the right place! 😄

[proper blade]

What’s the density of a human? Im not sure.

[quaint sedge]

5

[proper blade]

Omission of units makes your answer useless.

[quaint sedge]

Maybe there was a hidden msg?
Like 8?

[proper blade]

There is nothing else for me to judge by, thus I am forced to. It’s natural.

[proper blade]

Omission of units again.

[quaint sedge]

Judging is fundamental for human existance! 😄

[swift ore]

He got you there legend

[quaint sedge]

WIthout judging, we would die.

[proper blade]

Last week can have many implications.

[proper blade]

Agreed

[ebon agate]

Nope, one of the most common phrases in the english language with one objective meaning that you failed to interpet.

[quaint sedge]

Maybe if you ask him nicly, you may speak to the spiritual legend instead!

[swift ore]

I mean if Ur not larping and go Oxford fairs , how hard was the interview

[quaint sedge]

But then ud need to offer gifts!

[proper blade]

The way you act is poor too. You are probably only in Year 8. Get back to revising GCSEs. Don’t want you to become one of those Reform voters because you can’t get a job due to poor GCSEs

[quaint sedge]

/

[night jetty]

whats a good rebind for boost

[swift ore]

One of the bumper buttons

[ebon agate]

LT or down d-pad

[proper blade]

You have a baby face and a childish haircut. If guess you’re 13 years old.

[proper blade]

L2.

[swift ore]

Yhhh sick one

[quaint sedge]

Tell me your entire setup of buttons, then we talk! 🙂

[ebon agate]

i love how you're no longer replying to me cause you lost like 50 arguments in a row lmao

[proper blade]

Your left index finger sits on L2.

[night jetty]

default rn

on xbox

[proper blade]

You have stopped talking to me because you have lost like 50 arguments in a row lmao

[quaint sedge]

Ok, you want to move free airroll and powerslide to the same button, i suggest R1 or L1. 🙂

[swift ore]

That's Ur reverse broski

[quaint sedge]

This will solve all your future problems 🙂

[ebon agate]

good argument, unfortunately its objectively false and everyone else has witnessed you embarass yourself for the last hour or so

[cedar sky]

Does anyone have a club i can join

[proper blade]

There isn’t a binding you can’t change. Change that one too then!

[proper blade]

Everyone? You are the only one who thinks this.

[swift ore]

Its a stupid suggestion

I mean U could but it's stupid

[quaint sedge]

not sure, im only guessing! Hope for the best!

[proper blade]

This is coming from the 50IQ player who doesn’t understand the difference between 1V1 and 2V2

[ebon agate]

was i the one caught larping my education level? i forgot

[proper blade]

I can’t take you seriously unfortunately

[swift ore]

I wouldn't consider myself low iq

[proper blade]

There is no clear proof indicating I am larping.

[quaint sedge]

Diff ways to rotate your car.
Mostly oldschool players use Free airroll. 🙂

[proper blade]

I would.

[ebon agate]

oh, there is

[quaint sedge]

and ground freestylers ^^

[sleek swallow]

What is this chat lol

[dapper pine]

Les goooo I finally "learned" speed flips aka do good ones 5 times in a row

[quaint sedge]

Then bind bith left and right! 🙂

[swift ore]

Why do you say iq is established from ones ability to differentiate between 2 gamemodes in a video game 😭😭😭

[proper blade]

If you have nothing useful to say, don’t say anything.

[quaint sedge]

Now, go suffer some!

[sleek swallow]

Figured out why youre disliked. Gotcha.

[proper blade]

It’s simple logic. If you can’t differentiate that, your brain is not turned on.

[haughty igloo]

Because understanding video games is the pinnacle of human intelligence.

[ebon agate]

it's so brutally over for you ahahah

[proper blade]

People get intimidated by my intelligence.

[quaint sedge]

Just how we like it!

[proper blade]

It’s not over until I win.

[swift ore]

So brain not turned on means low iq , yh sn lmao

[ebon agate]

"i go oxford how'd u know"

[proper blade]

Oxford is spelt with a capital O kass

[quaint sedge]

ofc, thats what we do here! 🙂

[swift ore]

Can you not be high iq and your brain not switched on

[quaint sedge]

Very low, you would not even look at me!

[ebon agate]

my god you're dense 🤣

[sleek swallow]

Carrying on a pointless arguement because you cant be the bigger man really shows it.. anyways cya..

[proper blade]

You can’t survive without your brain being switched on idiot.

[glass prawn]

Hi

[quaint sedge]

We dont help people here 🙂

[proper blade]

Im quite thin in physique. I guess I inherited the bad genes.

[glass prawn]

Ok 👌

[swift ore]

It's a figure of speech dumb ahh

[sleek swallow]

Wsg man

[haughty igloo]

So if you can’t differentiate niche differences in the skill sets required for two modes in a video game you’re basically dead?

[glass prawn]

German

[proper blade]

How is speech a figure? Speech isn’t a number, it’s an action/

[sleek swallow]

SV5

[haughty igloo]

One that he started btw LOL

[glass prawn]

Geil

[quaint sedge]

Ish libe mish! 😄

[sleek swallow]

Alonso currently, all time vettel

[proper blade]

Not a niche difference. A clear difference, seen clearly in the relative distribution of players in ranks being very different in 1V1 compared to 2V2

[swift ore]

Lmfao I was about to say he was the one first suggested my brain isn't turned on , he needs to stop texting 😭😭😭😭

[cedar sky]

Who got a club i can join

[ebon agate]

the larp sees no end

[sleek swallow]

Wbu?

[proper blade]

Who are YOU?

[swift ore]

Js stop texting broski Ur putting urself in a deeper hole

[proper blade]

Now you are saying the word larp to just say it

[quaint sedge]

@proper blade Join his club?

[cedar sky]

A guy that is trying to find a club

[ebon agate]

he keeps suprising me, somehow digging himself deeper

[swift ore]

😭😭😭😭

[quaint sedge]

Who is digging deeper 😉

[proper blade]

Do you still not know that 1V1 and 2V2 are very different? Are you still trying to deny that?

[sleek swallow]

Kimiii

[ebon agate]

nah it just suits you bro, maybe a new nickname for you?

[cedar sky]

Monk

[quaint sedge]

You all smell so terribly bad!

[proper blade]

Both are bad drivers. Max Verstappen could beat them with his eyes shut.

[cedar sky]

How to koin it

[glass prawn]

Need help

[static flax]

bronze 1 dm road to silver new lmk if u down to grind

[proper blade]

I would prefer “the mastermind”

[sleek swallow]

He was cool... get the pun 🥹

[quaint sedge]

nononono!!
mindmaster!!!!!

[proper blade]

Not everyone can win 19 races in 1 season haha

[ebon agate]

doesn't quite encapsulate your personality as well!

[haughty igloo]

Why does such an unintellectual specimen praise my pookie max verstappen, you’re making us look bad

[glass prawn]

How are u Bronze are u a New Player or what

[swift ore]

It doesn't affect my life in any minuscule way if I lack the ability to differentiate between the 2 gamemodes , I don't really care as much you seem to yearn to tell us how much you know the difference between 2 gamemodes in a video game

[static flax]

yh ofc

[proper blade]

Im very intellectual. Proof of that is I recognise Max as the GOAT of F1.

[quaint sedge]

Free coaching!
I offer bad advice, and also tell you off, and to spice it up, ill leave you crying! 😄

[proper blade]

That is quite definitely what F1 is about LOL

[glass prawn]

Nice nice gl u are hitting silver im Sure

[static flax]

bronze 1 dm road to silver new lmk if u down to grind

[static flax]

thnx

[haughty igloo]

Bro are you low iq? Obviously all you need to get into Oxford is understanding of rocket league game modes.

[proper blade]

It’s simple logic. I despise people who can’t use simple logic.

[ebon agate]

Is this your pickup line at the club?

[swift ore]

😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

[quaint sedge]

Yes, we been to the same pub?

[glass prawn]

I think this is the Wrong channel for that

[haughty igloo]

Yeah bro

[proper blade]

Liking a slow driver is dumb. Wow Mazepin is my favourite because he’s slow! Thats stupid right

[ebon agate]

100%

[sleek swallow]

Honestly really good, i was laughing so bad when max spun in miami then decided to tyre bang every car he saw infront of him. Literally its like f1 2025 online lobbies dirty as f

[proper blade]

F1 2035 doesn’t exist. At least not yet

[quaint sedge]

Slow not good, nonono!

[proper blade]

Ich bin ein Heinberger!

[static flax]

oh which

[glass prawn]

#looking-for-group

[swift ore]

Go ask an extended family member who is over the age of 30 if they know , which statistically they shouldn't know the difference between the 2 gamemodes, so then do they lack simple logic like YOU said ?

[glass prawn]

Was soll ich machen

[sleek swallow]

I corrected it btw, if u had not noticed. :)

[cedar sky]

Monk

[swift ore]

Trust me legend your digging yourself into a deeper hole , don't try argue

[cedar sky]

Monk

[quaint sedge]

Call me lord, or die 🙂

[proper blade]

People in a Rocket league discord server, who play the game regularly, should know.

[ebon agate]

its hilarious to watch, he keeps grasping at nothing

[cedar sky]

How to. Join the clan lord

[proper blade]

No correction to be made. F1 2035 still does not exist.

[quaint sedge]

Find toxic player in a ranked game, add him, invite to club!
Easy! 😄

[haughty igloo]

Know what, exactly?

[glass prawn]

Es ist so seit heute 14 uhr

[cedar sky]

Invote me

Invite me

[late oxide]

Btw one of the rules is only English I'm this server. Also I can speak German if you want to DM

[ebon agate]

i speak no german but understand every word

[quaint sedge]

No i want you to suffer!

[proper blade]

Something tells me this isn’t the real Genghis Khan.

[sleek swallow]

Tbh ill watch f1 no matter what happens to the sport, just waiting for max to retire tho so we can get some clean racing again.

[glass prawn]

Ok what did i say

[sleek swallow]

Ok.

[glass prawn]

...

[haughty igloo]

I speak some German. I understood no word (Duolingo has failed me)

[ebon agate]

duolingo is my biggest opp

[swift ore]

Who said I play the game regularly, I could just be a person who my friend told me to join the RL server to see smthn so how does that make me in a position to know , and there goes your 100th point countered again , js stop atp Ur not winning a single arguement bud 😭😭😭

[proper blade]

Watching it since the day of your birth? Wow you’re committed!

[sleek swallow]

2008 myself

[quaint sedge]

Ish libe swedish 😄

[glass prawn]

Ich überlege eif Irgendwie tot raus pressen oder erstmal ne Pause machen

Es ist halt fast draußen ich spüre es digga

Hab größere probleme

[sleek swallow]

LOOOL

[proper blade]

You mentioned you were plat/diamond. That’s a high enough rank.

[glass prawn]

Was sagt der überhaupt

[sleek swallow]

What mmr are you btw?

[haughty igloo]

When I was plat I didn’t know mmr even existed lol

[glass prawn]

Verstehe nix

[proper blade]

My matchmaking rating differs from game mode to game mode because they are not perfectly positively correlated!

[sleek swallow]

In 2v2.

[quaint sedge]

I remember the good old times when people spoke english in here XD

[proper blade]

Somewhere between 2600 and 2700

[swift ore]

I could be larping ,

[haughty igloo]

Makes sense

[sleek swallow]

This guy clearly isnt that smart 😭

[haughty igloo]

Nah the leaderboard hasn’t updated yet give it a sec.

[glass prawn]

Dieser andere auch nh Monk hab den heute schon gesehen um 14 im chat

[ebon agate]

would a guy who's not that smart get into oxford???

[glass prawn]

😂

[quaint sedge]

Might take a few weeks sometimes!

[haughty igloo]

ChatGPT ahh

[sleek swallow]

Just checked again, still no-one even close 😂

[glass prawn]

Welcher rank biste hiet

[quaint sedge]

Yes im very fake, dont waste your time on me 🙂

[glass prawn]

Ist das der haha

Joa generell

[dense crater]

fr

[glass prawn]

Bruder ich bin d1 ich Zocke mehr fn und so manchmal valo xd Weil fn hatte ich earns darum

Bin aber Heatseeker glaube hoch

[swift ore]

Icl Ibsr I don't like it when ppl larp to be highly intellectual by amending or adopting a way to text in a sophisticated manner and very formally like our friend legend MIGHT be doing , just to lose arguments , but then again he did say he goes Oxford so he could be who knows

[late oxide]

@glass prawn @timber briar

I don't mean to be mean but I also don't want you to get banned for a stupid reason. There is a rule (section 2) that says you should only speak English

[glass prawn]

Eig rocket League ist das Beste wenn es darum geht du brauchst nix kein gutes setup nix jeder Hat gleiche Chancen aber tot schwer diese mechs und so

[glass prawn]

Are u german ?

[quaint sedge]

They all on smurfs, they dont care for banns XD

[dense crater]

even i who hasnt gone to oxford knows those last three words was very unnecessary

[late oxide]

Yeah

[late oxide]

I lived in Germany for my first 3 years of life

I'm not reading the messages

[pine glen]

ssl 2s dm me

[late oxide]

No thanks, the one I read was weird

[glass prawn]

Als wenn man dafür banned wird

[quaint sedge]

No, i hope u suffer!

[dense crater]

like who says “perfectly positively correlated” in a sentence tbh

[pine glen]

look ur face never talk to me again

[glass prawn]

Lass auf english reden ist das lachkick

Hi

[quaint sedge]

This time i was talking with my fingers, im offering the mid one, right now 🙂

[late oxide]

The one this was replying to I think

[ebon agate]

probably people studying statistics

[glass prawn]

How are u

[pine glen]

idc 😭 😭 😭 😭 😭

[glass prawn]

Very good

[quaint sedge]

You do care, why else would u reply?

[pine glen]

2s ssl dm me

[quaint sedge]

Fake!

[glass prawn]

Bro I have mich angezogen i think its over and now i need to go Toilette again omg

[late oxide]

Suree

[swift ore]

Let's hope he isn't larping and actually goes Oxford and is highly intellectual although some could make out his arguments and texts not to be

[glass prawn]

Yes Problem ist its like nur kacke

[ebon agate]

I'll bet my soul he doesnt go oxford

[quaint sedge]

From now on i will make you ALL SUFFER.
By sending reports for German Language! 😄

/

[glass prawn]

I dont know i hope normal

[sleek swallow]

You do know that being classed as smart isnt objectively aimed at how well you remember answers. There are many different ways to be considered smart..

An example of not being smart is claiming to be a rank no-one in the world is even close too lmfao. At least look up some facts before answering.. Especially when you're clueless to the topic..

Btw yes you can get in if you have a low IQ.. Thats the answer to your question..

But, lets just all be friends no? We are all mature people here if you wanna ragebait go for it but im not gonna respond no more its kinda pointless.. 😌

[ebon agate]

???

[glass prawn]

💀

[glass prawn]

What

[ebon agate]

Bro i was so obviously joking

[glass prawn]

The Legend

[ebon agate]

you might have worse reading comprehension than @proper blade

[swift ore]

Lowk arguing is entertaining tho , the ragebait is fun , and your right

[glass prawn]

Ernst

[sleek swallow]

It was not aimed at you

[quaint sedge]

I rather leave it in there!

[glass prawn]

U like that?

[ebon agate]

???????

[quaint sedge]

If i take it out, it smells bro.

[plain grail]

how do i control my car when its in the air

[glass prawn]

Why dont u Idk how it is called ur ass

[swift ore]

Nah but to get into Oxford , your grades are a fraction of what they look at , there's interviews, personal statements and more

[plain grail]

mb

[sleek swallow]

It was mainly aimed at Legend, but i wanted to answer your question too so i just picked that one too reply to. Mb if it looked another way.

[plain grail]

whats a air roll

[quaint sedge]

look here!

Free very bad advice!

[ebon agate]

oh mybad

[glass prawn]

Search it up on yt

[plain grail]

ok

[sleek swallow]

🥲

[pine glen]

2s ssl dm me

[glass prawn]

Ü 50

[quaint sedge]

All Console players are ..... due to no bakkesmod and costum maps.

[glass prawn]

Ernst

[pine glen]

größter ragebait

soll der sterben sag mir wens juckt bitte

[paper sapphire]

Are you ssl?

[pine glen]

yh

ja haha

[paper sapphire]

Lemme play a game in ur lobbies

My ex lives in Germany

[pine glen]

?????????????????????????????????????????

[glass prawn]

Der tippt seit 14 uhr

[pine glen]

bitte mach fynn

[paper sapphire]

Let me play a game in your lobbies

[pine glen]

AHAHAHHAAHAHAH WAS EIN GOAT

[pine glen]

no why??????????????????????????????????????????????

[paper sapphire]

Yeah bro fs look at your pfp

[paper sapphire]

Chill out with the questionmarks one is enough

[glass prawn]

????.

[paper sapphire]

You look like a chud fix ur hair

[quaint sedge]

Wazzup with the material attacks, all u got?

Your personality stinks!

[paper sapphire]

Gobble it up man

[pine glen]

ur mum stinks like rotten fish unlike anyone elses

[pine glen]

take a hike

[quaint sedge]

I see you have great taste in women ^^

[paper sapphire]

Ur weird ash u have a pfp on discord

English

[pine glen]

i smoke ur dead gpas ash daily u fat prick

[paper sapphire]

Gobble it up

[paper sapphire]

Shhh keep gobbling

[pine glen]

wahrscheinlich ist kvjjjkk der einzige freund den monk der hs hat

bhd

[paper sapphire]

Fix your hair

[paper sapphire]

Yo bro keep gobbling

[quaint sedge]

I have a feeling that you guys smell really bad !
Thats just how you are i guess...

[paper sapphire]

My hair fs looks better than yours

[pine glen]

SHOW?????????????????????

[paper sapphire]

Shhhhh keep gobbling

[quaint sedge]

untz untz libe libe

[paper sapphire]

I don’t have a reason to show my hair

[pine glen]

if i encounter ur mum i swear down ill make her suffer idc

[pine glen]

yh prolly bcs ur a boldyyy

[quaint sedge]

I better bring a spade bro!

[swift ore]

Guys can we keep it to English please so I can understand

[paper sapphire]

Being bald is better than whatever he’s got on his head

Shut up ur wearing a jacket inside to take a mirror pic

[quaint sedge]

bark bark!

[swift ore]

So rude

[paper sapphire]

Gobble it up man don’t stop

[swift ore]

Icn bin mutter

[pine glen]

u idiot those 2 people are the most dumb people on earth

bitte bro guck dms btw

[paper sapphire]

Keep gobbling

[quaint sedge]

Balance bro, you gotta sneakattack, the suffering should not come as expected!

[swift ore]

Ty ♥️

[pine glen]

make ur mum lose weight shes prolly fat

[paper sapphire]

Lutsch weiter, Mann

[quaint sedge]

U seem to know alot about my mom, id love to know more! 🙂

[paper sapphire]

Gobble gobble

Shhhh ur wearing a jacket inside

[pine glen]

u never seen her i reckon

[whole moat]

???

[paper sapphire]

Gobble gobble

[paper sapphire]

He’s defending his boyfriend let him

[pine glen]

kis um7k

[paper sapphire]

Gobble gobble you don’t know English do you?

[quaint sedge]

Or maybe i dont bend over like a good boy for personal attacks, or maybe iu dont have a mom, u figure it out! 🙂

[paper sapphire]

Yo bro

You look like a chud fix your hair

And stop wearing a jacket inside

[cedar sky]

Can someone pls join my club

[quaint sedge]

Maybe they need a stylist thread in this server?

[paper sapphire]

Yeah that’d prob help

[cedar sky]

Lord let me join your club

[quaint sedge]

no you filth!
You shall not pass!

[paper sapphire]

Where did y’all go @pine glen

[cedar sky]

Tf that mean

[paper sapphire]

Take of your jacket you aren’t cool

[quaint sedge]

can i have a ticket?
Is the queue long?

[paper sapphire]

You too ur like 30 get a job

[hazy moth]

Guys. Rule number 1 says you need to use the right channels. I recommend going to off topic discussions.

[quaint sedge]

Legend!

[pine glen]

cheers

[paper sapphire]

Is there a rule that says you should speak English?

[hazy moth]

Unsure

[paper sapphire]

You can’t stop gobbling it to text in here man it’s disrespectful against ur boyfriend

Right @timber briar

[quaint sedge]

WTF, now its too obvious!

[pine glen]

what do you even want 😭 😭 😭 😭

[quaint sedge]

you ruined it man! Such an amature!

[paper sapphire]

Shhh stop typing keep gobbling

[quaint sedge]

Stop yappin 😉

[paper sapphire]

Get a job

[quaint sedge]

i was just gona ask if you had a job for me!

[paper sapphire]

No but I have advice

[quaint sedge]

nonono!

[paper sapphire]

Delete discord and delete rocket league

[quaint sedge]

keep tham for yourself, youre kinda bad it those things!
Maybe aim for something else in life!

[paper sapphire]

You should get a job and move out

[ebon agate]

agreed

[paper sapphire]

Ur thirty years old if not older yet you live with your parents

[quaint sedge]

Im not 30 😛

[paper sapphire]

35?

[quaint sedge]

im 17 man!

[paper sapphire]

I don’t think anyone in this server believes that

It’s a crime to act like an underage person

[quaint sedge]

Why would you say such things! haha

[pine glen]

ugliest person ive ever seen for your age im not even joking

[paper sapphire]

And it’s weird especially on discord

[quaint sedge]

Atleast you still have your eyes! 😄

[ebon agate]

.

[pine glen]

you dont ?ßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßß

[paper sapphire]

Fr you look like dantdm and he’s like 30

[paper sapphire]

Oh wow

So we’re acting like we’re underage to underage ppl

[quaint sedge]

Yes, report me daddy!

[fickle urchin]

Im new to rocket league and i have been playing with my friends, and i wanna get on the same level as them but thye dont wanan teach me, so can someone teach me? Im ps5

[paper sapphire]

This guy is genuinely weird put him on a remote island not even prison

[quaint sedge]

rank?

[paper sapphire]

Play casual and training maps before playing ranked

[fickle urchin]

I cant play yet, almost getting the quests done tho

[paper sapphire]

You don’t want to start as a bronze and have to rank your way up

[fickle urchin]

Okay

[pine glen]

no1 wants coaching from u ur prolly silver

[fickle urchin]

What

[quaint sedge]

Installing this game, will only cause you problems! You dont want them!

[paper sapphire]

You done gobbling?

[pine glen]

rather be hardstuck silver for 10 years than getting coached by this ner dmonk monkey

[paper sapphire]

Oh u were talking abt monk

Mb gobbler

[quaint sedge]

Not sure why anybody would want coaching from me XD

but i flattered by the idea haha

[pine glen]

np princesss

which makes sense

[quaint sedge]

Na thats your job! 🙂

[paper sapphire]

Do you have a kink for letting underage guys talk down on you?

[pine glen]

take a wild guess whos back!!!!!!!!!!!!!

HAAHAHHAHHAHA

monk he said he wants to have certain touch with ur ugly kah sharmuta mutter

[paper sapphire]

English

[pine glen]

translater is what u need u good little girl

[ebon agate]

ur a chud bro

[pine glen]

who this

[paper sapphire]

Stop gobbling mate and ur in a English server so learn how to speak English

[paper sapphire]

Wait til you see his boyfriend

[pine glen]

im not ur m8 😭

[dusky sky]

If my boost is square and my dar is l1 and r1 where should I put my powerslide?

[pine glen]

til ???????????????

[paper sapphire]

Sorry grammarpolice I meant until

[quaint sedge]

Combine it with any airroll! 🙂

pref Free airroll, but any works.

[dusky sky]

I cant use free air roll its to hard

[ebon agate]

use left bumper for powerslide

[quaint sedge]

Then swap your least used airroll to L2 🙂

Then you have a free button for powerslide 🙂

Now go suffer 🙂

[median ridge]

can any ssl or gc please coach me

i really like this game but i suck

[azure wigeon]

Any tips for kbm ,silver

[manic crystal]

focus on hitting the ball

[hearty gale]

learn how to hit the ball properly

any tips for plat? im currently stuck

[manic crystal]

learn rotations and defense, also bang the ball towards their net alot

[hearty gale]

thanks

[azure wigeon]

I get that i do hit the ball thank u very much , but is there anything i need to do diffrent for kbm

[manic crystal]

nop

[azure wigeon]

Eu silver

[hearty gale]

turn off keyboard ariel saftey

[manic crystal]

doesnt make a differencce

[hearty gale]

it makes your gameplay much smoother

[azure wigeon]

Its harder than like na or so ive heard

[manic crystal]

eh, they say that about all games, its mostly due to EU having more players

[azure wigeon]

Or we r just better idk

[hearty gale]

should i focus on learning air dribbles in plat?

[hallow forge]

no

[manic crystal]

i am EU too, thank you

[hearty gale]

how come?

[hallow forge]

game sense will top learning to air dribbles in plat

diamond dif story

[hearty gale]

ok

[azure wigeon]

Some bronzes know how to air dribble CONSESTNLY in eu btw

[hearty gale]

wtf

[azure wigeon]

Ive seen them first hand

[manic crystal]

because they are trolling their mmr.

[azure wigeon]

Explain

[hearty gale]

alt acc baisically speaking

[manic crystal]

???? losing games on purpose, is it that hard

[quaint sedge]

Yes, bind to your extra buttons on your mouse.
Look left and right.
Scrollclick reverse.
And one of the most underestimated bindings for KBM, is looking downwards, this is BIG in 1v1, because you can see behind the ball in a fixed camera, and still move about.

[hearty gale]

or that

[azure wigeon]

Whats scrollclick reverse

[manic crystal]

bind ur scroll click to reverse

is what he is saying

[quaint sedge]

scrollclick whould be rear view, = looking backwards

[azure wigeon]

Ahh

[quaint sedge]

Thatillbe 100 dollar plz 🙂

[azure wigeon]

Also is breaking important cus i dont have that

[manic crystal]

yes.

[quaint sedge]

Driving in reverse yes ^^

[azure wigeon]

Couldnt i just move backward

[pine glen]

2s ssl dm

[quaint sedge]

Fake!

[quaint sedge]

Aaah now i remember you! hahaha

[azure wigeon]

This is my first time seeing u so no

[quaint sedge]

IDC, iv seen you hahaha

[azure wigeon]

Ok

[quaint sedge]

Try these camera settings! WIll help out a bunch!
110
270
110
-4
0,45
10.00
1,30
0.00

[hexed river]

does anyone that’s good wanna play with me and help get better i suck

[pine glen]

2s ssl dm

[lean basalt]

any1 oce

[mental citrus]

any tips for silver 1 in ones

[shell parcel]

You get better with experience not with getting carried

[wise cedar]

can still just play cas

[prisma bone]

i bet

gg @steep nymph @rotund wyvern

[elfin stirrup]

Any coaches out there? I need help currently bounce between D3 to C2

[prisma bone]

yes

[fresh rapids]

Need an NA Gold/Plat/Diamond to coach for free for a week as a test, must be able to play 3-5 hours a day

[severe meteor]

could do aswell!

[azure wigeon]

Is there a mech i can learn and abuse to beat people in low ranks

[hexed river]

yo @manic ibex what’s ur rank

[quick niche]

casual 2s na anyone ?

[steep warren]

ye

[icy sun]

help

need someone to cach me to do off wall arials

[paper sapphire]

I genuinely think that’s impossible if you haven’t played before

[cunning abyss]

Need a coach for a bit I’m stuck at plat and I’ve been gold for three years I have been only practicing aerial mainly and I really need gameplay help

[paper sapphire]

How have you been gold for 3 years

[cunning abyss]

I don’t know

[paper sapphire]

Have you actively been playing those 3 years?

[cunning abyss]

Yeah, mostly

[paper sapphire]

If you actually play really really really good you might get mid plat to early diamond but very unlikely

[paper sapphire]

Thats a sign to delete rocket league sorry man😭

[elfin coyote]

YO

can someone helo me speed flip

[cunning abyss]

I need a coach bro

[elfin coyote]

through ss

[paper sapphire]

The gap between plat and diamond is huge

And diamond and champ

[paper sapphire]

Frontflip cancel while holding sirroll and boost is the easiest way to do it

[round umbra]

can someone help me out in a VC, im learning to air dribble and i dont understand what im doing wrong

[paper sapphire]

Alr man gl

[cunning abyss]

I am mechanically a diamond

But I’m not consistent and I need better gameplay

[paper sapphire]

I don’t believe that if you’ve been gold for 3 years

[cunning abyss]

If I could one, V1, you, I could show you

[cunning abyss]

I don’t play ranked a lot

[graceful pelican]

gold for 3 years is insane bro

[paper sapphire]

Its 4 am man sorry and I’ve played too much today maybe tmr

[graceful pelican]

😭🙏🏽

[paper sapphire]

That’s what I’m saying

[graceful pelican]

ive been playing for 2 weeks and ive peaked at d1 so far

[paper sapphire]

Maybe switch games man

[graceful pelican]

all you need for gold is speed flips, basic aerials, and power shots thats all

[late oxide]

Also depends on the person, some people learn faster than other, young people learn the fastest

[paper sapphire]

I don’t even think you beed speedflips

[graceful pelican]

its best to learn st gold because every1 is slow

golds play really slow and speedflips r free goals on kickoff

a speedflip on kickoff against a gold is like using speed hacks

[paper sapphire]

Speedflips are NOT that overpowered bro😭

[graceful pelican]

for plat all you need is wall to air dribble, basic aerial, speedflip, and powershot thats about all. a bit of game sense as well

diamond is where you need to start learning ceilings shots and flip reset

[haughty igloo]

GENUINELY who’s saying that LOL

[graceful pelican]

against a gold gng

golds are slow asf they cant defend a kickoff goal if u speedflip

[haughty igloo]

You don’t need speedflip until diamond. You can learn it whenever but it’s not like a necessity for ranking up, there’s better things to learn

[paper sapphire]

There are 2 players

[graceful pelican]

yeah but if he wants to get out of gold

[paper sapphire]

Yeah speedflips are good bc you use flipcancels for a lot but not in gold

[graceful pelican]

rlly all he needs is a speed flip and he's already fsster than the other guy

i think power shots and basic aerials is enough for gold

[paper sapphire]

Ppl purposely do delayed kickoffs because they can go in ur favor so being able to speedflips can do badly too on kickoffs

[graceful pelican]

maybe flicks

[graceful pelican]

you dont always have to speedflip on kickoff either though you csn use it to rotate and allat

[paper sapphire]

Aight bro

[graceful pelican]

he doesnt NEED it but if he learns it thats about all he needs for gold

[restive smelt]

Yo can i play ranked 2s with someone im gold two i need help

[cerulean flicker]

any gc1 or 2 wanna let me in a ranked game with them im c3 for abt 2 weeks and i wanna see what im missing(almost c1 is 1s so i 1v1 gc all the time but cant get gc in 2s)

[quick niche]

cas 2s na anyone?

[scarlet shore]

pm

[little pilot]

Hell nah I’m in plat I’m garbage

[novel crescent]

im really bad at the game (like silver) anyone wanna help me

[worn frost]

im d3 rn but used to be c1. Any high ish champs want to tell me what im doing wrong?

im also looking for a 2s tm8

[novel crescent]

i gotchu bro

[rugged helm]

can someone help me to improve, im c1 peak c2 and i feel stuck

[worn frost]

alr dm me cold

can someone tell me what im doing wrong? im d3 peak c1. Ive been hardstuck diamond for about a year

[solid scaffold]

private match 2v2?

[short axle]

need coach

[torpid wing]

does anyone know why my rocket league wont open aftee the update

[earnest reef]

Lf a fun duo to play comp and cas 2s with champ 1+ 16+dm me

[trim palm]

What is good advice from high level players to get out of diamond

[opal owl]

anyone tryna get absolute cinema title? dm me ill add u and tell u the plan

[quiet coyote]

lf someone good to help me rank up i’m gold 1