Update 5.0 - Xbox Delay

[stoic anchor]

discord?

[austere galleon]

"Soon"

[raw gyro]

ah gog got another

ok brb lol

[silk dagger]

ya but we got to make sure to stay on topic tho dont want to get banned from our own server

[austere galleon]

Shit (with british accent)

[magic wharf]

!xbox

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[magic wharf]

dang it

[austere galleon]

NOT YET

[wild tendon]

My game version went from 4.1 something to 4.2 lol

4.71 to 4.72*

[stoic anchor]

Lets talk about the xbox update in our VC channel I dont want Gleam getting mad at us. Also make sure we are nice to each other, dont want Primatelab1337 to get mad at us

[open raven]

[stoic anchor]

goated

[austere galleon]

Xbox is now 4.72.0.0 yeaaaaah

[ruby knot]

arnt we on 5.1.1

[stoic anchor]

not xbox

[silk dagger]

waiting for the 5.69 verison

[stoic anchor]

or gamepass PC

[ruby knot]

why we so far behind

[silk dagger]

where the update gets really spicy

[stoic anchor]

Microsoft has to green light the update

[silk dagger]

prob has something to do with that security breach the other day

[stoic anchor]

they sent the update, its just microsoft taking their time to enable to update

[austere galleon]

In information in xbox its say UpdateDate: N/A

[stoic anchor]

im gonna security breach into your home

[magic wharf]

on nms

[silk dagger]

16.16.16.16

[magic wharf]

spoilers!!!!

joking, i already beat the game like 6 times

[peak saffron]

Wow

[silk dagger]

how many hours you got

[peak saffron]

Would you beat the game again?

[magic wharf]

500+

and no

[stoic anchor]

I got 3.8k on gmod

[silk dagger]

i have 6.5k on steam vr

battle of the virgins

[magic wharf]

i work like 90% of the day so i dont really have time to be on all the time

[stoic anchor]

I work in space so I have all the time

[silk dagger]

but you still have time to beat no mans sky 6 times

[stoic anchor]

@silk dagger is apart of space command for me

[magic wharf]

not in a single day dude

[silk dagger]

hey no hate just wondering how that 10 percent turned into 500 hours

[magic wharf]

i also have days off

[stoic anchor]

Im loving this chat

[silk dagger]

thats impressive

[magic wharf]

thanks i guess

[silk dagger]

your welcome bub

[stoic anchor]

wait I have no days off

how do you get days off

[silk dagger]

hard work

[stoic anchor]

They put me in space so I have to work 7 days a week

[silk dagger]

work enough days in your life and maybe you can turn out as half the man @magic wharf is

[magic wharf]

ive worked there for years, full time so i earned the days off

[stoic anchor]

Wow thats inspiring thank you mclovin

[silk dagger]

that guy is my ride or die

[stoic anchor]

WOw how long have yall known each other? @silk dagger

[silk dagger]

wait one second before i get in trouble

[muted torrent]

!xbox

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[stoic anchor]

you and anubis

[silk dagger]

!xbox

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[magic wharf]

for like 20 minutes tops

[silk dagger]

dont be moddest weve known each other for years

[stoic anchor]

ohhhhh okay

Yeah that makes sense then

[magic wharf]

ok, say my real name then

[ruby knot]

graham

[silk dagger]

he taugt me everything i know about life and no mans sky on xbox !xbox (sorry had to add that to stay on topic)

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[magic wharf]

the update is taking its time... and no its not graham

[scenic crown]

Anubisiduna you're a hero bro

[magic wharf]

nope

[silk dagger]

my hero

[scenic crown]

McLovin said you were so I believe it

[austere galleon]

See you tomorrow to wait the update for nothing

[silk dagger]

i told you one day we would be popular

[magic wharf]

i spent all of highschool bullying kids and i do space piracyb on nms, not a hero

[silk dagger]

i almost lost hope if it wasent for you

[scenic crown]

I remember McLovin was down on his luck before he met you

[fathom zephyr]

Its now after 8pm in the UK, never known an update to come out this late so I'm now hoping for tomorrow 😁
Hope I'm wrong

[magic wharf]

sick

[austere galleon]

Bully by someone have anubis pfp omg

[tacit remnant]

So fellow waiting pals, do you think this waiting will include the latest patches or will Xbox get 5.0? I'm hoping for 5.1.1

[austere galleon]

5.1 directly

[magic wharf]

whats wrong with my facination in the egyptian god?

[austere halo]

Do you guys think Anubis was a furry

[magic wharf]

no\

[austere halo]

I meeaaan

Seems pretty furry to me

[magic wharf]

no im not

[austere galleon]

I prefer this version of anubis

[magic wharf]

gross

[austere galleon]

Best anubis

[left fulcrum]

!xbox

[magic wharf]

still gross

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[left fulcrum]

Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu

[austere galleon]

What about !xbox

Not working

[west prism]

you mfs ran the command so many times the bot died

[magic wharf]

!xbox

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[magic wharf]

lies

[granite isle]

😕

No update today i think guys

[austere galleon]

Yep

Xbox get skipped

[wild tendon]

My game file on Microsoft store went from 4.71 to 4.72 I bet that's the most we'll get today

[magic wharf]

imma just take a nap, i worked this morning and the lack of the update just bores me... ill be back

[stoic raft]

yeah no update for sure tday

[feral condor]

Dissapointment is real

[wild tendon]

I'm just mad cause I found out the galactic hub community just today after 2k6 hours playing alone

[austere galleon]

Just a reminder of what we cant play

[green hill]

:(

[stoic raft]

weird that in microsoft store in windows talks about 5.0 LOL

[faint dune]

What was the point of them updating the store page completely if they haven't released the update yet. Wouldn't that kinda be false advertisement for people buying the game thinking it's up to date

[wild tendon]

And I can't join if I can't build, don't want to build if the 5.1 mess it up xD

[left fulcrum]

I don't even have the energy for this anymore

[austere galleon]

Its totally à false publicity

[magic wharf]

take a nap

[faint dune]

False something lol

[green hill]

:(

[austere galleon]

I dont know how to speak english well bro lol

[left fulcrum]

It's my morning. I just woke up

[austere galleon]

[faint dune]

You said it right . I was agreeing lol

[feral condor]

So anybody knows if theres gonna be an official announcement regarding the update?

[austere galleon]

Aaaah 🤣

[austere galleon]

"Soon"

[left fulcrum]

Soon™️

[wild tendon]

You can activate notification for the announcement channel

They'll drop something when it's there

[green hill]

honestly im considering just buying the game on steam, its better for achievments, friends, and other crap

[faint dune]

I wish you could filter those notifications for just Xbox

[austere galleon]

Soon©️

[tacit remnant]

I genuinely seen people saying Thursday or Friday, but if the expedition is genuinely tomorrow, I would assume it would have to be by tomorrow when that launches.

[magic wharf]

It's mid day for me

[faint dune]

Did switch get the update?

[austere galleon]

No

[green hill]

its a miracle that game runs on the switch

[wild tendon]

I give Microsoft until Friday then I do this tbh, we'll see but I don't mind giving another 20 bucks to HG after all these years

[slow sigil]

is this the new upd?

[austere galleon]

Chiaki kun, previous expedition was lunch before get update sp....

[spring nymph]

!xbox

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[spring nymph]

we raiding the microsoft hq

[austere galleon]

I just see the new beautiful sky box and water

[wild tendon]

I'm sending them cookies in Gek shapes full of laxative

[austere galleon]

Too far away

[feral condor]

I wished to play the update todayy

[green hill]

didnt we all

[faint dune]

Maybe tomorrow

[teal rock]

!xbox

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[slow sigil]

wat platform r u on

[austere galleon]

Its ok i play palworld to wait

[tacit remnant]

Do updates usually launch on Xbox at a set time? Like for sure? Couldn't it still be this evening?

[faint dune]

Has anyone gotten a hold of Microsoft support?

[austere galleon]

Its not my screen

Im on xbox

[slow sigil]

oh

dang

whos is that

[left fulcrum]

[faint dune]

Usually releases with the PC updates

[fresh pewter]

@tacit remnant they come thru at all hours of the day

[austere galleon]

Generally time set

[fathom zephyr]

You really think anyone at Ms support would know about the state of a game update?

[fresh pewter]

@faint dunewell if it released with pc it would have been out a week ago so guess that theory isnt right

[austere galleon]

All update come between 14:00/18:00 for me

[tacit remnant]

Steam got 5.1.1 just a little bit ago today. So judging with that news I'd say august 3rd at the soonest. But thank you all for the information.

[left fulcrum]

The replies from Microsoft is that hello games did not pass certification and it was sent back.

[faint dune]

That's usually how they do it. But Microsoft is being weird

[faint dune]

How can they not pass certification lol. Did they see a gek die and thought it was too graphic?

[fresh pewter]

@faint duneMS isnt being wierd they said it didnt pass cert and to contact hg

[quiet carbon]

Can someone go and release the update on xbox for me? thanks appreciate it

[left fulcrum]

Best part about Xbox certification, is the developer can only submit an update once a day, so every time hello games submits and it gets sent back it takes an entire day to try it again.

@faint dune
Certification requires a certain level of functionality. They don't want it to cause hardware crashes or hardware conflicts.

Basically certification covers the game not harming your Xbox in any way.

Playstation and steam have no certification.

[fresh pewter]

lots of way a game can fail cert, normal

[tacit remnant]

I think it's the texture bugs and crashes. We should get 5.1.1 when it does launch to fix that.

[fathom zephyr]

The update didn't pass the cert, instead of releasing a broken update Xbox sent it back to hello games to fix. Would rather wait then get a broken game

[fresh pewter]

normal bugs that can cause the system to become unstable causes a cert fail

[left fulcrum]

Well, that's just like, your opinion man

[fathom zephyr]

It's not

[spring arrow]

!xbox

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[halcyon hearth]

yea technically none of that is confirmed

[fresh pewter]

but HG should be more transparent and tell their customers what the issue is its HG fault for leaving their users with no info

[spiral marlin]

they probably saw the corn and went "nope"

[left fulcrum]

It is.

I would love to be able to waive certification.

Nobody on PC or Playstation has reported hardware damaging bugs.

So I'm thinking Xbox is just being extra picky because it's on Game pass.

[tacit remnant]

If we get 5.0 after all this time without the patches I'll be genuinely so confused as to why we waited for the buggy version.

[spiral marlin]

its going to be the patched version

[spring arrow]

Could be an issue with Microsoft and Hello Games can’t say so bc of that

Or it’s an issue with hello games and they don’t wanna say anything to save face

!cbox

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[quasi grotto]

The CrowdStrike Effect !

[fresh pewter]

@spring arrownope its HG they didnt pass cert and they are more then free to say what is going on if they want

[spring arrow]

It’s confirmed it didn’t pass cert?

[woven pebble]

this is longer than orbital 😭

[spring arrow]

Or is that the general consensus

[fathom zephyr]

Picky?

[spiral marlin]

someone just buy me the game on steam and i'll transfer my save over

[left fulcrum]

I've gotten updates for other games in the meantime so I don't think it's on Microsoft's end.

[quiet carbon]

OR you Buy ME the game on steam just cause :3

[left fulcrum]

Anal retentive?

[heavy rock]

Ok ok, I'm not trying to get out hopes up, but it could be tomorrow

[tender solar]

that was me last night

[woven pebble]

lmao

[fresh pewter]

@spring arrowon MS support forums their official response was that it was a HG Support issue and to contact HG support for info

[spiral marlin]

lol

[spring arrow]

Gunter has a person override right?

Human*

[spiral marlin]

yea

[spring arrow]

And did they say it failed cert?

Or just that it’s an
hg support issue

[timber oracle]

Let's cut this out. Review this pin: #1264954393305026675 message

[fresh pewter]

@spring arrowthey are saying it isnt their issue that its HG

[spring arrow]

Fair enough

[errant sleet]

why is gunter sentient all of a sudden

[spring arrow]

Makes me wonder if they just were slow on the roll for doing the update for Xbox

[spring nymph]

My bad, didnt see it

[heavy rock]

I said this earlier, don't actually raid or protest against them

[shut cradle]

!xbox

[mortal gulch]

Lmao fr

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[spring arrow]

!xBoX

[shut cradle]

Jesus man it’s been days

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[spring arrow]

!XbOx

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[mortal gulch]

Is that my cat!

[spring arrow]

!xbøx

[shut cradle]

Erm actually it’s !xbox 🤓

[faint dune]

Xbox wire actually wrote an article on the update yesterday

[tender solar]

pffft i can speak for myself

[ruby knot]

hi gunter

[fresh pewter]

@spring arrowHG just needs to make a post and tell people whats up it would only take them a second. They are not doing theirselves any favors.

[heavy rock]

Gunter, what do you think of the complainers

[spiral marlin]

gunter can you force MS to push the update

[left fulcrum]

See the thing that I don't understand is that PC and Xbox both run on a Windows base OS.

Playstation operates on its own unique OS.

So honestly the platform that should have the most trouble would be PlayStation being on its own unique operating system.

None of this makes sense

[spiral marlin]

penguin prowess and all that has to have an effect

[spring arrow]

The delay is your fault for going on hiatus last night, gunter

[austere galleon]

Gunter know when the update gonna drop

[finite jolt]

any one no why is not here atm ?

[heavy rock]

The bot is not at fault for thr delay

[austere halo]

Damn you Microsoft

[inland briar]

!xbox

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[spring nymph]

Gunter is not sentient 🙏🙏

[spiral marlin]

i shouldnt really personally be complaining too much because i get to play the game for free for 3 months regardless but i really wanna play worlds

[heavy rock]

No, do it like this

DAMN YOU MICROSOFT!

[merry plaza]

Seems more sentient than some of you guys 😉

[austere halo]

DAMN YOU MICROSOFT!!!!

[heavy rock]

That's better

[hybrid sable]

3rd disappointment of the day yay

[faint dune]

I'll just get on Warframe

[austere halo]

I pray for your mental and physical health🙏🙏

[faint dune]

Excuse me 😂 lmao

[night yew]

add a comma after the "you" i reckon

[stoic raft]

https://twitter.com/NoMansSky/status/1815832927239839829

oh god...

"all platforms"

[austere halo]

False advertisement

[faint dune]

Oh dang that was five minutes ago

[austere halo]

Rise up

[night yew]

all platforms*

*ᵉˣᶜᵉᵖᵗ ˣᵇᵒˣ

[austere galleon]

He did it again

[finite jolt]

it the same for 5.1.0

[faint dune]

Someone beat you to it lol

[austere galleon]

I put the screen 😏

[austere halo]

Fellas we need to take this to Microsoft hq

[weak wolf]

he said is releasing, not released

[austere halo]

We must band together

[faint dune]

Sean Murray gimme some of that sweet release

[austere galleon]

Imagine all this time sean was thinking the update was already on xbox lol

[austere halo]

Tiny problems require radical solutions

[rotund plaza]

!xbox

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[dire vault]

if steam users uptade to the 5.1.1 and xbox finally uptade to 5.0; steam users still wouldnt be able to play with xbox players ?

[valid holly]

xbox will be updated to 5.1

[granite isle]

Its a patch so i dont think so

[austere halo]

Sean is that you?

[granite isle]

But we will get 5.1

[hybrid sable]

Xbox update comes out in 18 minutes

[faint dune]

That'd be fine by me. I mostly play solo anyway

[dire vault]

ok

[rotund plaza]

should i get the game on steam instead of waiting

[valid holly]

soruce

[finite jolt]

i juste need to know if is relase this nitgh

[brave cape]

!xbox

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[faint dune]

SAYS WHO

[hybrid sable]

I made it up but dw

[rotund plaza]

it would make sense

[tacit remnant]

Update is out

[granite isle]

Yea yea

[austere halo]

Proof??

[tacit remnant]

My Xbox is updating it now

[granite isle]

Ye ayra

[brave cape]

Update is out

[granite isle]

Relay ?

[warm palm]

!xbox

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[austere galleon]

If its not True you give me 100$

[austere halo]

My favorite

[cloud coral]

FR?

[hybrid sable]

No

[faint dune]

Why does it have to happen while I'm working lmao

[tacit remnant]

Finally, updating to 1.4 let's go gamers.

[rotund plaza]

i hate u

so mena

[granite isle]

You should get banned just for that

[solar idol]

The update has already arrived on Xbox?

[tacit remnant]

I honestly hope mine updates last as punishment.

[fallow radish]

Fake update announcements will be met with mutes.

[dire vault]

looking at this channel while being a steam user make me feel like a federal agent

[rotund plaza]

W

[hybrid sable]

😭

[dusty hinge]

they said 1.4

[tacit remnant]

Then mute Sean for saying it's out now.

[austere halo]

Admins putting the foot down

[fallow radish]

Do you see him typing here?

[granite isle]

🥶🥶

[fallow radish]

Muted.

[tacit remnant]

Read his tweet 😭

[rotund plaza]

rip

why couldnt the hell divers update come out today

[hybrid sable]

🙏

[austere halo]

Bros gone

[hybrid sable]

Comes out on my birthday, but i play on xbox

[austere halo]

Crazy

[shut cradle]

!xbox

[rotund plaza]

dam

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[errant sleet]

There's a #1137135463283576963 thread in this server btw

[faint dune]

Wait really lmao 😂

[austere galleon]

No palworld channel, sad

[austere halo]

Rebel

[errant sleet]

Honestly one of my favourite games of all time, the stuff that's coming is absurd (in wf)

[granite isle]

Can you add a 1.4 nms version channel for us ?

[errant sleet]

1.4?

I don't remember NMS having a 1.4?

1.3 was AR, 1.5 was NEXT

[sturdy notch]

lol

[austere galleon]

Sean its you ?

[rotund plaza]

is it worth getting the game on steam

[faint dune]

I got Arthur's assault rifle the other day. Someone almost sold me a riven for it too

[rotund plaza]

instead of wating

[hybrid sable]

The update is out in 12 minutes (im coping)

[quiet carbon]

youre 12

[errant sleet]

Nah I don't think it'll come out today

[hybrid sable]

No

[rotund plaza]

😰

[austere halo]

Inches deep in ur mom

(I'm banned)

[faint dune]

[peak saffron]

Where's my update 😠

[misty sparrow]

we're getting nms on calculators before xbox gets worlds

[sturdy notch]

I’m thinking we might get sum tmrw if we don’t get anything by Friday it’s more than likely Monday

[hybrid sable]

In 11 mins dw

[quiet carbon]

😟

[hybrid sable]

Im lying

[rotund plaza]

ITS BEEN A WEEK

[peak saffron]

Ik

[faint dune]

Should've came with your xbox

[sturdy notch]

I KNOW

[errant sleet]

It hasn't been a week

[rotund plaza]

IT BETTER NOT BE FUCKING FRIDAY I GO ON VACATION FOR A WEEK

[austere halo]

He has uno he jus doesn't know it

[errant sleet]

Tomorrow it'll have been a week

[night yew]

5.0 will come to the switch 2 before xbox

[granite isle]

We will get GTA 6 before nms 5.1

[faint dune]

I've said this before and I'll say it again. The update is out on Atari

[hybrid sable]

9 mins

[austere halo]

Ain't no way boy

[errant sleet]

[faint dune]

Look it up. the Atari VCS has steam support

[fringe bay]

i mean, if it works on switch

[austere halo]

[austere galleon]

[faint dune]

Lol

[brisk yoke]

update is absolutely phenomenal, my samsung fridge can run it just fine and it isnt overheating 😁

[austere halo]

Chad

[errant sleet]

Why is your fridge running though

[austere galleon]

When doom in nms

[brisk yoke]

(i ran out of copium pills from the titanfall 3 hype)

[quiet carbon]

if its running you should try and keep up so it doesnt get away

[latent fjord]

Another update for “all” platforms

[faint dune]

SMH can't even catch his fridge

[brisk yoke]

because it wants to be a new walking building from no mans sky update 5.0 worlds part 1 now available for every platform except xbox and switch

[nova walrus]

Ya they need to stop the false advertising

[misty sparrow]

guys, we're getting 5.0 in 9301 years

[wild tendon]

Keyword in the tweet is '' releasing '' not '' released ''

[silent willow]

LETSSSS GOOOOOOOO UPDATE IS DROPPING

soon

[quiet carbon]

youre a monster

[misty sparrow]

WE GETTING THE UPDATE

soon

[quiet carbon]

hate you all

[misty sparrow]

(hoping tomorrow?????)

(probably not though)

[latent fjord]

Another keyword is “now”

[nova walrus]

Today

[misty sparrow]

are you sure

[brisk yoke]

guys a new nms update was just announced its called origins and theyre adding new planet types and storms and lightning and infested biomes

[faint dune]

[nova walrus]

You're hoping tomorrow I'm hoping today

[misty sparrow]

dont think we're getting it today

[granite isle]

You can get ban for that so stop it 😅

[rotund plaza]

!xbox

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[misty sparrow]

atlas rises just released for the texas instruments calculator

[silent willow]

awhhh man

[faint dune]

Hush lmao 😂

[rotund plaza]

!ps

[austere halo]

Urm ackshually its a mute not a ban

[rotund plaza]

!playstation

[wild tendon]

My best bet it's either in 5min for Xbox or not today

[nova walrus]

I agree

[silent willow]

!imgettingfuckingtiredofthisxbox

[fallow radish]

Read the pins, this will get you muted

[granite isle]

🤫

[wary fog]

We would’ve gotten it earlier in the day if it was coming today I bet

[nova walrus]

The last time It got delayed I remember getting it around 3:00 p.m.

[hasty schooner]

I hate the wait much as everyone else but let’s also remember when the adrift update came out and Xbox players got corrupt save files from a bug and that was hello games fault, so I can see why Xbox wants the best version out

[austere halo]

🤫🧏

[wary fog]

Time zones lol

[granite isle]

Such a huge Interval

[brisk yoke]

bro 5.0 releasing on xbox every hour is like those damn "NEW Fortnite Kraken Event Live Countdown" shits from 2018

[nova walrus]

Duh obviously

[granite isle]

Oh no 🥶🥶

[faint dune]

I'll become a servant to the first spawn if this update releases in 4 minutes for Xbox

[austere halo]

Mewwed on bro

[latent fjord]

Remember last update dropped on holiday weekend and Xbox didn’t get it until like the week after

[wary fog]

So you getting it around 3:00PM means nothing to me because I have no idea what time zone you’re in… 🤦‍♂️

[austere galleon]

!xbox

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[nova walrus]

Cst

[wild tendon]

Thanks I'd send you my coords, my geks kinda need help

[misty sparrow]

thats in 3 minutes

i dont expect it to release in 3 minutes

[ruby knot]

dont shout at gunter

[misty sparrow]

if it does im going to make my korvax standing -500

[brisk yoke]

imagine they release it at the most random time

[night yew]

it'll release in 16 minutes

don't worry

[mental dove]

!xbox

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[faint dune]

Probably not a good idea. If it doesn't release I'm going hirk mode lol

[granite isle]

Imagine if Gunter is behind this 😳

[brisk yoke]

he would never.

[night yew]

uh... who's nal in this situation?

[wary fog]

Bill gates is gatekeeping the update

[faint dune]

Gunter lol

[granite isle]

1 minute before another deception

[hybrid sable]

Dw

[austere halo]

1 minutes before spread false information

[verbal girder]

Take your hopium pills

[austere galleon]

Bahahahahahahahaha

[night yew]

i don't think you can kill gunter

[austere galleon]

Guys

[digital dune]

So there is literally 0 information on the update, or if it’s ready to launch or anything?

[austere galleon]

Look who i found

[wary fog]

A crybaby?

[hybrid sable]

Lol

[granite isle]

Im on it 😂😂

[wild tendon]

Lmaoo

[austere halo]

Bros gotta chill out

[faint dune]

Nobody likes a tattletale

[wild tendon]

Bro please, for your own sake don't go on twitter

[brisk yoke]

guys calling the discord the most pathetic place on earth. my brother in A T L A S you are on TWITTER/X my guy.

[wild tendon]

This place is useless except maybe for news

[quiet carbon]

X is the everything app

[mental dove]

Tbf gleam is incredibly bias, can’t hear a bad thing about HG without crying

[wary fog]

Twitter is ok for news if u can sift thru the internet bs/misinfo

[austere galleon]

Oof

[austere halo]

Bros in the crosshairs

[peak saffron]

!xbox

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[verbal girder]

I have over 600 people blocked

[mental dove]

Sayin it how I see it bro

[fallow radish]

Hahahah @tacit remnant need a hug?

[mental dove]

Guys a melt

[fallow radish]

Lmfao

[weak wolf]

😂😂😂😂

[faint dune]

pokes my series s cmooooon..

[verbal girder]

Ruh roh

[austere galleon]

😭

[brisk yoke]

also holy shniz @austere halo ur famous 😭

[wary fog]

Block button is clutch

[nova walrus]

https://x.com/NoMansSky/status/1815832927239839829?t=iyZ6-7OCHudJ4QLCpW_KSw&s=33

[misty sparrow]

within 1 million years

[hybrid sable]

Guys the update will come out in 58 mins dont worry gays trust me its probably real im not coping this time

[nova walrus]

This is a lie

[austere galleon]

I was in the comment section and BAM

[austere halo]

Winning

[brazen vale]

it is very likely that 5.0 update got flagged for issues in xbox cert that the team needed to fix, which may be part of the 5.1.1 update fixes

[brisk yoke]

give this man the new offical "featured on tweet by person with like 7 followers" role

[verbal girder]

And muted words like "🧵 down below"

[valid holly]

if the update doesn't drop tomorrow then im gonna stop being trans

[austere galleon]

OOF

[nova walrus]

I actually did a little bit more looking into into it and can confirm apparently it failed its certification due to bugs and glitches however since they're were two patches/updates behind now we're probably getting the update either later on today or tomorrow

[rotund plaza]

!xbox

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[brisk yoke]

what was pinned? idk im dumb and cant see it

[brazen vale]

the 5.0.1 update may not have had the xbox fixes - it has a lot of psvr ones though

[silent willow]

i will probably explode

[valid holly]

i will contiue to be

[austere halo]

Me when spontaneous combustion:

[silent willow]

yes

[verbal girder]

Imo I don't believe that, there's a game that I play that refuses to launch after an update last month

[austere galleon]

Bro put is life in nms update bet

[valid holly]

she

[austere galleon]

Sis

[granite isle]

Guys they just remove us 4.72 now we are on 1.0 😳

[faint dune]

[sacred flint]

!xbox

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[austere galleon]

Dont speak english désolé

[brazen vale]

having worked in the industry - I do - there are a variety of reasons why that could be missed and NMS got flagged

[valid holly]

"y'all couldn't behave, now you gotta go through the 8 years of updates"

[valid holly]

ay carumba

[misty sparrow]

we'll get it in 8 years!

[austere galleon]

No, french, sry

[brisk yoke]

nah bro we playing the 3000 dollar ebay leaked copy 💀💀💀🙏🙏🙏

[weak wolf]

please, teach us

[sacred flint]

i swear the NMS team said 4 pm EST ????

[wild tendon]

It's not French 😂

[tender solar]

No u

[night yew]

oh no

[austere halo]

Ain't no way Gunter responded to bro

[austere galleon]

I know, you say ay caramba so i say "no im french, sorry" 😭

[hasty wren]

Bro messed up

[wary fog]

They gave the conditions that would facilitate an announcement from them but yeah it was around that time

[verbal girder]

Still don't believe it, when they can apply weeks before then drop it at once. That's just me though. Especially when other games do the exact same thing

[fallow radish]

Yo! You read it!

[brazen vale]

there are different kinds of cert passes, some with more hands on testing, others are more automated. It is possible that the NMS update needed the more in-depth cert pass while the other game with launch issue only went through an automated pass for that update.

[fallow radish]

Wanna be a mod?

[quiet carbon]

Maybe if all of us close our eyes simulationiously it will be here when we open them!

[misty sparrow]

yes he is

[brisk yoke]

💀💀💀💀💀

[digital dune]

It’s just bad from Hello Games that they release an update that is full of bugs on Xbox 😂

[hybrid sable]

Imagine being french

[wary fog]

Hahahaha nty 😭 no workie for free

[fallow radish]

Real stable

[austere galleon]

Imagine being bloo

[fallow radish]

Wow ty autocorrect

[brisk yoke]

first member of the discord to actually fucking read something award

[verbal girder]

I'm talking about outlast trials

[fallow radish]

Relatable *

[faint dune]

So what you're saying is... There's a chance 😂 lmao.

[ruby knot]

real stable

[brisk yoke]

live horse reaction

[hybrid sable]

Im french ☝️🤓

[brazen vale]

until the heat death of the universe, there is always a chance 😄

[verbal girder]

Nae 🐎

[austere galleon]

Non

[hybrid sable]

Bah si

[austere galleon]

Ah ptn ok

[austere halo]

This update better release now or imma let my alpha out

[finite jolt]

fr laaaaaa

[brisk yoke]

ive heard this one before...

[hasty wren]

Right...

[misty sparrow]

just like this animal, the update doesnt exist

[wary fog]

Soon™️

[verbal girder]

Soon in galactic time yes

[brazen vale]

hopefully 5.1.1 gets through cert and is not flagged

[misty sparrow]

(please be tomorrow)

[finite jolt]

xdddddd

[balmy crow]

microsoft has 2 more hours until i step up and do something about it, you should feel fear.

[weak wolf]

the word “soon” must be banned

[ruby knot]

hi

[misty sparrow]

soon

[wild tendon]

Lmao

[peak saffron]

Soon (3 weeks later)

[austere galleon]

"Soon"

[wary fog]

😱

[night yew]

3.1 metres and 180 kilograms of nothing

[weak wolf]

😂

[austere galleon]

!soon

[hybrid sable]

It will be banned soon

[verbal girder]

Momentarily

[analog eagle]

I agree I may have to intervene

[fresh pewter]

Sean said the new patch is now releasing on ALL platforms relaxe people give it time to upload and get released

[wild agate]

When will the update come out?

[weak wolf]

nice

[fallow radish]

[finite jolt]

!nmv

[rotund plaza]

!xbox

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[night yew]

in 16 minutes

[austere galleon]

Soon

[misty sparrow]

in 19 minutes

[hybrid sable]

In 20 mins

[rotund plaza]

tommrow coming soon orrrr today coming soon

[wary fog]

Can confirm I’m getting the update soon

[hybrid sable]

19 now

[brazen vale]

seeing a bunch of rendering crash/hang fixes in the 5.1.1 update does make me think that could be part of why 5.0 did not get released - just conjecture though

[brisk yoke]

gunter is literally going to rebel against the !xbox command 😭

[fallow radish]

Sometime coming soon

[finite jolt]

:csoon1::csoon2::csoon3:

[misty sparrow]

2 minutes until we dont get the update

[austere halo]

Ok but genuinely when did this confirmation process shi start cuz every update before singularity dropped at the same time everywhere

[night yew]

or alternatively, Soon™

[rotund plaza]

🥲

[weak wolf]

soon is the new 16

[faint dune]

Coming eventually to an Xbox console near you

[austere galleon]

Path of soon

[misty sparrow]

how long is "eventually"?

[balmy crow]

at least 2 minutes

[hybrid sable]

Yes

[shut cradle]

Soon probably

[brisk yoke]

just imagine a french man is saying it with a colored title card covering your eyes.

[weak wolf]

🤣

[brisk yoke]

instantly passes the time.

[hasty wren]

Soon

[wild tendon]

Soon

[brazen vale]

other updates may have been the automated cert but something in 5.0 required it to do the more in-depth cert. It is a pretty complex process on all platforms tbh

[valid holly]

Guys my game isn't updating

[misty sparrow]

how long is "soon"?

[night yew]

eventually

[verbal girder]

expeditiously

[hasty wren]

Eventually

[finite jolt]

is long like soooonn

[shut cradle]

Yes

[hybrid sable]

Oui

[misty sparrow]

11/10 answers

[wary fog]

In due time

[verbal girder]

Yup

[wild tendon]

As long as they don't start the expedition without us I'm good

[main sky]

Hey guys I got a bug on my xbox where the update isn't available.
Anyone know how to fix it?

[balmy crow]

the update is coming ||soon||

[shut cradle]

Watch it

[hasty wren]

That's the fun part... You don't

[weak wolf]

guys, we don’t have the release, but you’re amazing, I’m totally LOL

[brisk yoke]

if you stare intently at your screen it might just appear

[wild tendon]

Same if you close your eyes

[hasty wren]

Did you reset it 15 times?

[balmy crow]

my next message will say the exact date and hour 5.0 goes out on xbox:

[wild tendon]

There's 50% chance the update is here when you open your eyes again

[main sky]

Aw man I can't put a image in here god damn it

[brisk yoke]

No Man's Sky - 6.0 - Imagine Update

[misty sparrow]

soon

[brisk yoke]

coming to the neuralink

[hybrid sable]

Update in 16 mins

16 reference

This is the one

[wild tendon]

The neuralink update 😂 play in your dream

[rancid vortex]

Man, im starting to feel schizophrenic waiting for this update

[brisk yoke]

(teased with a 🌈)

[austere halo]

Everyone in this chat is a schizophrenic, welcome to the club

[brisk yoke]

actually

[faint dune]

I wonder if the update is a multiverse thing. Let me go to an alternate universe to see if that got it.

[brisk yoke]

🌈🧽

[weak wolf]

you forget “all platforms” btw

[brisk yoke]

this is the teaser emoji

[austere galleon]

Guys, someone have this feeling like, when update for a game coming you dont want to play ANY OTHER GAME ?

[verbal girder]

About half an inch

[brisk yoke]

coming to a non xbox and switch platform near you

[wary fog]

Nah already on all platforms according to them 💀 soon it’s coming to the rest of them

[faint dune]

Me right now

[rancid vortex]

Ok but honestly, why did they say all platforms, when it was riddled with bugs, and bound to be sent back?

[weak wolf]

one week with xbox switched off

[analog eagle]

anyone else here for gamepass

[wary fog]

Huh

[analog eagle]

gamepass update isnt live either

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[halcyon hearth]

how is that guy uploading photos lol

[austere galleon]

I take my first shower of this year by waiting the update

[misty sparrow]

it'll be here within 38731289371238712382137 years

[mortal gulch]

Lol

[finite jolt]

:csoon1::csoon2::csoon3:

[wary fog]

Because it’s not out on Xbox 👀

[hybrid sable]

Truly a france moment

[misty sparrow]

somewhere within that range

[wary fog]

!Xbox

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[austere halo]

Gonna be seeing a GTA 7 trailer before 5.1 on console

[austere galleon]

Paris * i dont like Paris

[brazen vale]

to be fair - they have been saying "now live on Steam and will be coming to other platforms as soon as possible."

[faint dune]

@tender solar when

[verbal girder]

My friend, that is the heat death of the universe

[finite jolt]

mdrrrr

[weak wolf]

please, ban the xbox command

[misty sparrow]

we'll get it by then

[finite jolt]

!xbox

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[mortal gulch]

Actually they said it was live across all platforms.

[hybrid sable]

Rotting planet jss mort

[brazen vale]

I am quoting from the release notes page

[rancid vortex]

Most likely it'll probably be out Thursday or Friday at this point. Reason I think this is the new patch needs to be verified

[mortal gulch]

I will head there now >.>

[verbal girder]

Yea rotten planet fits, it got rats from fallout?

[brazen vale]

possible there are other variations that are not as clear elsewhere though

[hybrid sable]

On peut avoir l'update ouuuu???

[halcyon hearth]

!xbox

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[worldly mesa]

[austere galleon]

Que les ptit

[misty sparrow]

i found this once in an undiscovered system

[fresh pewter]

@rancid vortexSean said in tweet All platforms out now

[outer zenith]

I love that lol

[hasty wren]

Was it hot?

[main sky]

Hey guys update will be here in ||16 days|| ||16 hours||
||16 minutes|| ||16 seconds||

[rotund plaza]

!xbox

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[austere halo]

Arizona

[night yew]

i have stone, pagan and actor

[halcyon hearth]

!xbox

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[austere galleon]

Xbox player asking got update

[worldly mesa]

lmfao

[rancid vortex]

Obviously not💀

[rotund plaza]

how do u get that staff and waht does ot dp

[granite isle]

MDR 😂😂😂

[wild tendon]

Lmao

[finite jolt]

mdrrr

[rotund plaza]

dam my spelling is ass

[hybrid sable]

Comment t'as mis une photo 😭

[wild tendon]

16:16:16:16 yourself

[finite jolt]

ouuuuuuu

[misty sparrow]

got it from the autophage questline, heres the staff stats and stuff

[hybrid sable]

Je voulais mettre le 11 minutos tarde

[brazen vale]

yeah - not the best wording - he says "releasing now" implying in progress - but still, not ideal

[main sky]

N U T

[misty sparrow]

yes i installed a nuclear bomb into it

[halcyon hearth]

portal codesx?

[rotund plaza]

how do the auto questline

[austere galleon]

Il faut le rôle pour ça

[misty sparrow]

finish artemis path/main quest

[granite isle]

Use it to Burn the Microsoft office

[night yew]

after artemis path (main story)

[hybrid sable]

😔

[main sky]

Brazil

[austere galleon]

World 1 xbox release

[rotund plaza]

like after the whole main story

[night yew]

yes

[simple crow]

BROTHER!

[hybrid sable]

Reel

[night yew]

depending on if you count atlas path though, you only have to finish the artemis path

[austere halo]

Praying for u

[misty sparrow]

geology cannon

its a portable bomb

[balmy crow]

microsoft you have one more hour or i WILL intervene

[peak saffron]

It's it good to spend 50000 nanites to upgrade the multi-tool class?

[misty sparrow]

no?

[wild tendon]

My pc making noise in the background if that ain't the update downloading Ima burn my settlements and send my gek into the wild

[austere halo]

Bros gonna show them who's the alpha

[hybrid sable]

Spend 300 billion trillion

[halcyon hearth]

how tf yall uploadijng photosd

[austere halo]

Bro can feel the demons coming inside of him

[misty sparrow]

im just better (familiar role, talk more)

[balmy crow]

no diddy

[night yew]

if you have the nanites and want it to be s-class, then go for it

[verbal girder]

Nitro premium

[fallow radish]

!familiarrole

[tender solar]

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• Chat to gain Xp (except #bot-spam where you run commands). Don't spam, there's a cooldown. Run !Xp to check level & !RoleHelp for more info.
• 📸 #nms-media » any NMS capture (add text for Xp). Other channels for screenshots? Run !ImageHelp

[peak saffron]

Got 48k and a class A staff

[night yew]

familiar role, unlocked at level 5

[night yew]

if you'd like

[hybrid sable]

How do u see your level

[main sky]

Ah yes Sean Murray be like
Update 5.1 now available on ALL platforms.

Me:
So that was a fucking lie

[night yew]

type !xp in #bot-spam

[misty sparrow]

all platforms except xbox and switch

[heady vector]

!xbox

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[heavy rock]

Hmm

[rancid vortex]

Was like this last update aswell

[verbal girder]

Known lier lies?! 😲

[hybrid sable]

Im level 1 its so over

[granite isle]

Im level 4 😏

[heavy rock]

OH MY GOD, I HAVE THE FAMILIAR ROLE

[main sky]

No No. He means everything. But nope.

It's not

[rotund plaza]

!xbox

[misty sparrow]

ah yes, a staff

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[misty sparrow]

what is this

[rotund plaza]

!xbox

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[austere halo]

My favorite staff

[rotund plaza]

!xbox

[tender solar]

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[austere halo]

Staff of air

[main sky]

!nmsVersion

[granite isle]

Blud is holding 5.0 update

[tender solar]

@main sky Did you mean !NmsVersions?

[sturdy notch]

WHAT THE FUCK GUNTER

[hybrid sable]

Bro stop

[tender solar]

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<:nmsatlas:972222451801010207> **Latest Release:** 5.1.1

<:gdiv:887616988946497556>

Known Builds
• Exp: 126423
• Public: 126423 5.1.1
• GOG: 126423 5.1.1
• Mac: 126423 5.1.1
• PS5: 126365 5.01
• PS4: 126365 5.01
• GP: 123971 4.72
• Switch: 123971 4.72

<:gdiv:887616988946497556>

Steam Branches
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Public: 15127129
<t:1721578989:f>
Experimental: 15105012
<t:1721559280:f>
Internal: 15103849

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[rotund plaza]

IT WILL SAY IS OUT

!XBOX

[hybrid sable]

In 5 mins

[tender solar]

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[night yew]

i've had this happen before, a shame i didn't take a video
the staff was like that in the space station, except if i went close enough to my ship, and then it reappeared

[rotund plaza]

PLSSSSSSS

!XBXX

[sturdy notch]

!xbox

[tender solar]

@rotund plaza Did you mean !Xbox?

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[rotund plaza]

!XBOX

[tender solar]

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[analog eagle]

chill

[granite isle]

Stop it ☹️

[tender solar]

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[misty sparrow]

!box-of-x

[sturdy notch]

[hasty wren]

Don't spamming the bot

[misty sparrow]

!box

[rancid vortex]

Bro, spamming it isn't funny

[night yew]

you could type your !xbox commands in #bot-spam

[austere halo]

This channel is an insane asylum

[granite isle]

Just check #nms-news-ticker

[night yew]

just a suggestion

[heavy rock]

X to the box

[balmy crow]

!zboz

[hasty wren]

Yup

[verbal girder]

My condolences Gunter, I hope you find peace

[main sky]

The box of X

[misty sparrow]

!box-of-x

amazing

[rigid minnow]

ASAAAAAAA

[hybrid sable]

Fortnite better

[rigid minnow]

NEED

[heavy rock]

The x of the box

[rigid minnow]

UPDATE

[misty sparrow]

this thread is crazy

you all calm down

[rotund plaza]

!XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBOOOOOOOOOOXXXXXXXXX

[quiet carbon]

im not sure how yet, but this is all your guys fault!

[timber oracle]

you got a link for this specific comment btw?

[rigid minnow]

I AM GOING INSANE

[heavy rock]

@rigid minnow chill!

[rancid vortex]

It's more schizophrenic then the ultrakill chat, how the hell is this even possible

[balmy crow]

dont you dare question my sanity, microsoft you have 40 more minutes until i do something about it

[hybrid sable]

4 mins guys

[heavy rock]

Ah yes, the person who has a scapegoat

[night yew]

hello red!

[sturdy notch]

!xbox

[tender solar]

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[verbal girder]

+5 minutes to wait time for each complaint and each time someone asks Gunter if it's out

[rigid minnow]

its coming out?

[fallow radish]

This is fairly calm tbh, this server can go nuts

[austere halo]

Releasing the update rn shiver me timbers

[fresh pewter]

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Hotfix 5.1.1 is releasing now on all platforms with a bunch of fixes and improvements 🙏
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[misty sparrow]

guys im holding the 5.0 update on xbox!

[hybrid sable]

No im just coping

[rigid minnow]

):

[rancid vortex]

This is calm........ I've made a mistake coming here

[main sky]

So that was a fucking lie

[wild tendon]

GekL

[rotund plaza]

im bouta turn into Nasim Najafi Aghdam if this game doesnt update already

[misty sparrow]

all platforms except switch and xbox

[pure wing]

Sooo the update Is coming to xbox or not?

[fallow radish]

Chill in #no-mans-sky - not as crazy right now

[rigid minnow]

im boutta pull a gengis khan

[halcyon hearth]

༼ つ ◕_◕ ༽つ

༼ つ ◕_◕ ༽つ

༼ つ ◕_◕ ༽つ

[verbal girder]

A week from Monday

[halcyon hearth]

༼ つ ◕_◕ ༽つ

[errant sleet]

Guessing they deleted the message, should say it in the server settings audit log if anything was deleted

[main sky]

༼ つ ◕_◕ ༽つ

[rancid vortex]

Tbh im here to talk about the delay, wasn't expecting schizophrenic spamming

[fallow radish]

We have a channel for this, #no-mans-hype🐝

[granite isle]

(⁠╯⁠°⁠□⁠°⁠）⁠╯⁠︵⁠ ⁠┻⁠━⁠┻

[hybrid sable]

Its coming out in 2 mins dont worry guys

[halcyon hearth]

ge tthte train going

༼ つ ◕_◕ ༽つ

[misty sparrow]

its how this thread is 90% of the time

[verbal girder]

Have a bunch of kids?

[rigid minnow]

microsoft is stupid there’s your discussion

[pure wing]

You sure?

[main sky]

༼ つ ◕_◕ ༽つ🌎

[fallow radish]

And Gunter will chat with you there too

[hasty wren]

Not a discussion just a fact

[hybrid sable]

I will NOT answer this

[main sky]

༼ つ ◕_◕ ༽つ

[quiet carbon]

Ive had enough. Ill BUY the game for ANYONE for FREE in exchange for your credit card info

[night yew]

he stops after a while though

[rigid minnow]

..,

[rotund plaza]

can i make gunter fall in love with me

[heavy rock]

Hell no, I'm not that gullible

[misty sparrow]

alright here it is, 0000 0000 0000

[karmic root]

Red was asking for the Tweeter post

[fallow radish]

Made as an outlet for the insane asylum

[austere halo]

Can I marry gunter

[silent willow]

wow really

[main sky]

[rigid minnow]

bro 💀

[quiet carbon]

you idiot, I was tricking you the entire time!!!!

[misty sparrow]

i know

[hasty wren]

I wish

[heavy rock]

I rather keep my debit card details to myself

[hybrid sable]

Anytime now

[misty sparrow]

its actually 1234 5678 9101

[rigid minnow]

༼ つ ◕_◕ ༽つ

[main sky]

༼ つ ◕_◕ ༽つ

[misty sparrow]

100%%%

trust me

[ruby knot]

i think gunter is broken

[quiet carbon]

now all your money is mine

[rigid minnow]

!xbox

[misty sparrow]

real

[tender solar]

Update 5.0 is not yet on Game Pass / MS PC / Xbox (ETA Unknown)

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[rotund plaza]

[rigid minnow]

AAAAAAA

[fallow radish]

Don't spam gibs here, use #no-mans-hype🐝

[hasty wren]

Not broken

[misty sparrow]

you stole some random guys money who lives in the middle of the ocean

[rancid vortex]

Huh. My game says install... nvm it just bugged on the install page

[karmic root]

Slowmode looking pretty good right now 😋

[rigid minnow]

👌

[fallow radish]

6 hours?

[hybrid sable]

The update is ||NOT|| out guys !!!!!!

[night yew]

bush

[quiet carbon]

auquaman?

[wild tendon]

Even GoG got the 5.1 for PC lmao

[hasty wren]

12

[valid holly]

i like women

[verbal girder]

Microsoft is already in that mode

[austere halo]

This channels bouta get Thanos snapped

[quiet carbon]

lies

[rigid minnow]

):

[misty sparrow]

i gave you his credit card info

100%%%

[main sky]

Same

[pure wing]

All plataforms except xbox

[verbal girder]

Based

[valid holly]

i was hoping that would go unnoticed

[austere halo]

24 hours

[hasty wren]

48

[open raven]

600 years

[valid holly]

delete the thread

[main sky]

500 cigarettes

[quasi monolith]

42

[hybrid sable]

New sean tweet = new xbox related comment by me

[hasty wren]

Best idea

[rigid minnow]

nooo dont delete the thread aha

[austere halo]

Heat death of the universe

[verbal girder]

Delectable

[misty sparrow]

not that soon!

[austere halo]

Most sane idea:

[valid holly]

noo don't delete the thread you're so sexy eheu

[hasty wren]

... What

[main sky]

[misty sparrow]

crazy

[verbal girder]

Rizzstraining order rizz

[main sky]

༼ つ ◕_◕ ༽つ

[valid holly]

real

[rigid minnow]

real

[quiet carbon]

im about to go deaf com 6

[valid holly]

defcon

[hasty wren]

You have learned the Vy'keen word for "Update"

[quiet carbon]

bless you

[misty sparrow]

words indeed

[verbal girder]

I was crazy once

[valid holly]

you will go to hell

[misty sparrow]

you were crazy twice

[main sky]

You have NOT

[hybrid sable]

Do you think the word "freaky" is in the game ??👅

[quiet carbon]

ill see you there

[wild tendon]

GekW

[austere halo]

I'm still crazy

[main sky]

They locked me in a room

[rigid minnow]

defcon 5 is peace defcon 1 is imminent war

[valid holly]

a rubber room

[worldly mesa]

a rubbe rroom

[hasty wren]

You have learned the Vy'keen word for "Never"

[balmy crow]

You have learned the Vy'keen word for "Soon"

[quiet carbon]

I said Deaf com

[main sky]

A rubber room with geks

[hasty wren]

Geks make me crazy

[rigid minnow]

oh

[verbal girder]

They lock you in a room? A rubber room? A rubber room with rat?

[main sky]

Crazy

[rigid minnow]

Crazy?

[hasty wren]

I was crazy once

[main sky]

I was crazy once

[rigid minnow]

they locked me in a room

[hasty wren]

They locked me in a room

[main sky]

They locked me in a room