memes🤡

[kindred wadi]

NO NO NO. NO MORE AMOUGUS

[rotund sleet]

Amogus

[kindred wadi]

https://tenor.com/view/nooo-no-nope-no-way-screaming-gif-15477187

[mint glen]

No, call in my boi

[stark smelt]

ah

[pulsar quartz]

Guess I'm Canadian??

[kindred wadi]

Canadians are pretty cool

[viscid spruce]

Canadians are most definitely not cool

We're cold

[gritty gyro]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bOR38552MJA

[smoky geode]

But you got those bags of milk eh

I still think that is one of the best things I had over there

The peak of civilisation

[viscid spruce]

Although tbf bagged milk is sort of a dying thing in Canada lol

I live in western Canada and you can't even buy it here anymore

[kindred wadi]

Are half Canadians cool then?

[viscid spruce]

Probably

[fast salmon]

oh yeah, the up-n-atomizer https://twitter.com/dat_saintsfan/status/1375499947466969091?s=21

Austin ⚜ (@Dat_Saintsfan)

I keep seeing things about some ship stuck in some canal.

Why? There is such an easy solution to this problem.

#SuezCanal #GTAOnline

Likes

521

Twitter · Mar 26, 2021, 5:28 PM

[dusk niche]

hes going to war

[hallow belfry]

War crime DaBaby?

[rain hazel]

DaWarCrime

[dusk niche]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/384247315881263115/825464645489655828/axM9nnL_460svvp9.webm

[tropic wigeon]

The madman did it.
https://www.theguardian.com/lifeandstyle/2021/mar/26/experience-i-tracked-down-my-impostor

[kindred wadi]

Oh no

He was sus

[summer edge]

@pulsar quartz

[hallow belfry]

||Spoiler: BOTW 2 will actually be a city builder game||

[ocean thorn]

https://youtu.be/G5fTCE-yZdw

[steep sparrow]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/548629310286594058/823798468808146964/video0.mp4

[pulsar quartz]

need to be careful with loud stuff

[steep sparrow]

Oh I guess it isn't loud for me since my volume is down all the way

[pulsar quartz]

mine is way down too and it was loud af

[steep sparrow]

Sorry about that

I'm on phone

[pulsar quartz]

ah yeah im on pc and volume is at 8/100

[thick ember]

my volume is all the way up and it is quiet

[pulsar quartz]

then something is wrong with your device because its loud on my end and I have the volume set way low like I always do

[gray frigate]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KgcAMxDh8r4

[quaint wren]

I second this

[gray frigate]

are u talking about the milky way meme?

[quaint wren]

That would be the context of what I replied to, yes.

[gray frigate]

huh

[loud pecan]

Don't do this before going to bed

[quaint wren]

https://tenor.com/view/i-dont-get-it-dont-get-it-dont-understand-gif-12907762

[loud pecan]

||Everything at the end of time. 6 hour album of music that represents the decent into dementia||

[boreal dagger]

a phone IS NOT cleaned by LICKING IT okay thanks

there are popsicles throughout the Arctic and the fire giants are hooked on them

[pearl anvil]

[white hearth]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/450778327888822273/824483542477439016/uh.mp4

[thick ember]

awwww

Fuzzy baby

[quaint wren]

[steady jolt]

😋

[pearl anvil]

my life as a barista
https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/783379517791404042/825503832914133002/video0.mp4

[tribal cipher]

lol

[rain kiln]

me whenever I see someone order a pineapple+black olive+jalapeno gluten free pizza

bro next time just go to Salata

and that's not a knock on Salata because that stuff is GREAT

[warm oasis]

From u/griffinjennings

[pearl anvil]

no i get it but if you don't want pizza which is unhealthy

stop eating pizza

[pure flax]

or just don't do this full stop

[pearl anvil]

weak

[dusk niche]

It's not spicy unless you have two assholes the next day.

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/669784535986077699/825605775530393600/video0-46.mp4

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/669784535986077699/825608830972461067/146160405_752233418734866_3361897845706979249_n.mp4

the milk flows on him so flawlessly

despite his movements

impressive

[loud pecan]

Milk floats on milk

Wait for it to milk

Cover yourself in milk

[pulsar quartz]

Because there has been an influx of meme's regarding this happening lately I need to make a point. ANY Step-Bro memes is considered NSFW. I say this because you no damn well what it means and it is toeing the line. It will not be allowed here in any format. If it is posted, automatic warning and 6h mute from me. Next time it will be a ban.

[pearl anvil]

I agree

so you wanna go against me too; you're welcome to

[pulsar quartz]

these both have audio. my volume is 8/100 and it is decent on noise

this one may be a little louder than the other

[dusk niche]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/640926439654424576/825577776572268554/NldwcVqkUITu8OCw.mp4

You must choose.

[dusk niche]

i needed this

[pulsar quartz]

🙂

[dusk niche]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1nr9g6X-h8I

[steep sparrow]

I'm going to repost a dancing fish

I reposted a dancing fish

Turn your volume below 50 otherwise its too loud

[stark smelt]

if that’s an NFT i will buy it for 30,000 dollars no question

[thick ember]

I used my headphones and my laptop too they were all quiet

[misty fiber]

https://www.reddit.com/r/Zoomies/comments/mf1nt3/pupper_wastes_no_time_getting_in_the_lake/?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share

20/10

[pearl anvil]

i used reality and it was too loud for me deal with it

[thick ember]

wack

[pearl anvil]

if you wish to file a complaint please dm @pearl anvil '

thanks

[thick ember]

don't much care tbh

[pearl anvil]

now you don't

cared enough before

[thick ember]

what

nvm

[pearl anvil]

must be scary dming me

[thick ember]

I've slept for 15 hours today because I stayed up all night read comic books

[pearl anvil]

cool story

[thick ember]

I slept through all the alarms I set for 3 hours later

[pearl anvil]

ok

[quaint wren]

I forgot those existed

Don't think I ever had one

[thick ember]

my wee brother always buys em

low-key kinda good

[quaint wren]

I might try the lemon one if I ever get the chance

[thick ember]

I like those ones

I think you can get giant bags of em at the dollar store

[quaint wren]

I don't think I need a giant bag

[misty fiber]

Yes you do

They are great

Especially when you put them on your pineapple pizza

[quaint wren]

What kind of sick fuck puts hard candy on a pizza. SOUR hard candy no less

[misty fiber]

Btw you may wanna check in on #nms-questions

[quaint wren]

And pineapple too

[misty fiber]

Some questionable text

[misty fiber]

Me :)

[quaint wren]

[misty fiber]

(btw that was a joke don't put me in a mental asylum again)

[quaint wren]

What makes you think you left it

[misty fiber]

Oh

[thick ember]

hey sinner

[misty fiber]

Oh no

[misty fiber]

Hello deafener

[thick ember]

I'm not deaf >:( I'm just blind and cannot see the sound

[misty fiber]

Mmkay

[quaint wren]

[tropic wigeon]

https://tenor.com/view/gag-gif-4452317

Salty coffee :x

I bet you could still taste it even if you made it like this

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/783379517791404042/825503832914133002/video0.mp4

[stark smelt]

i hope she dropped that and it broke and splattered everywhere

[pulsar quartz]

Then something is wrong with your hearing, it was loud on my end with my volume set low. keep on arguing with mods and find out.

[worldly flint]

It was quiet for me too, might be your end

[pulsar quartz]

volume is on 8, it was loud. End of discussion. My volume is always on this level

[worldly flint]

as I said it might be an issue on your end if 3 other people are saying its quiet

[pulsar quartz]

And 2 mods have said it was loud, I said end of discussion. Do you not understand what that means?

[worldly flint]

ok bro ¯_(ツ)_/¯

[pulsar quartz]

I am not a bro don't call me it, and since you wanna play this game I think you can have a time out

.mute 6h 265963847880278016 arguing with mods

[dense field]

Natani#6977 Kenny Kleinberg#1992 has been muted from text and voice chat for 360 minutes.

[thick ember]

wh

[pulsar quartz]

Since its being an issue still check this post #memes🤡 message

For the TLDR crowd, audio which a mod deems loud will be marked as such. You will be kindly asked to not post it or asked to warn prior when posting. Mods have the final say. If a mod tells you to drop a topic, don't keep it up. If you have a problem with this than we can exclude you from the #memes🤡 channel and take away media posting rights.

[ocean thorn]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/388844421678104587/825733000398241822/mocking-americans-stereotypes-fb-png__700.png

[quaint wren]

@celest crescent I understand that its funny, but we don't do NSFW stuff here. Make sure you check the rules friendo.

[celest crescent]

Boooo

[ocean thorn]

they freed the ship guys, time to find the new weekly meme trend

[celest crescent]

Sort of unstuck

https://istheshipstillstuck.com/

I wonder what precautions they'll take to avoid this kind of situation in the future.

[pulsar quartz]

Widen the canal!

[steady jolt]

I mean, they made it a solid 200+ years without an issue

might just be an isolated issue

[celest crescent]

Mandatory tugs during exceptionally high crosswinds?

Also, it looks like it's just over 150 years

[hardy tulip]

Was all caused by on onboard power outage, so pretty sure the answer is to fix the ships,not the canal

Whoever was responsible for ship's engineering on that cruise is now unemployed, guaranteed

[celest crescent]

The power outage is debatable

[celest crescent]

Please no ear-rape.

[feral dome]

fuckin mimics

[gritty gyro]

i didn't know you need ISO standards for toilet paper

[pallid path]

Should be something like "must not be sandpaper and should clean rather than make it dirtier; also not made of asbestos"

[young venture]

It's sandpaper

[steep sparrow]

I can hear it now "Here is your annual toilet paper ration citizen"

[young venture]

Buy one

[pallid path]

Buy one, use both sides

[dusk niche]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/820192358158172160/826174711196155934/godbless.mp4

[dusk niche]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/746215515378417674/826207480698634240/video0-33.mp4

force heal that

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/812337621514715156/824006956040978452/video0_3.mp4

[pulsar quartz]

venom 2 trailer?

[dusk niche]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/823695005008789534/826201292091162644/video0.mp4

not sure if thats nsfw or not but

meme

[frosty sable]

Relevant

[sleek temple]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/368200028092891137/826165574987415612/Perpetuateamusedpeafowlchecksticky_b4dc22_8339926.jpg

[kindred wadi]

no

[pulsar quartz]

me

[dusk niche]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/688387161887604754/826267553440464926/onl44gdrl1q61.png

4 years ago

[stark smelt]

telletubbies

[viscid spruce]

Amigbusggvjjj

[dusk niche]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/553389433865633796/824141676675072000/image0.png

[stark smelt]

this is amazing

[dusk niche]

this is also true

[feral dome]

I had to check which server I was in cuz I'm in an avatar one

[stark smelt]

oh man

[dusk niche]

rip

[stark smelt]

new avatar show yay

[feral dome]

ye

[willow zealot]

oh no

just saw that

[quaint wren]

[smoky geode]

Oh come on!

[quaint wren]

https://tenor.com/view/jojo-jojos-bizarre-adventure-good-grief-anime-gif-16726675

[young venture]

Ah yes Teletubbies amogus

[steady stirrup]

Who are those two

[hardy tulip]

Karma can be a real bitch

[young venture]

Ear wax Q tip looking ass

[dusk niche]

cruelty against any form of life 😍

[pearl anvil]

Poor timing on that.

[pure flax]

https://www.snopes.com/fact-check/florida-kidnapping-yahtzee/

[viscid spruce]

Pineapple pizza is actually fucking delicious. Screw the haters

[stark smelt]

yeah i think it's stupid to take the whole argument seriously. we all have our preferences

i think spicy pineapple pizza is decent

[thick ember]

nop it's true. I was there

[pure flax]

goodonya

[thick ember]

thanks I am very good at yahtzee now

[pure flax]

inb4 new nick is "large straight pringles" 👀

[thick ember]

what

I don't get it

[dusk niche]

Aw no more posting cockroaches getting torched

[pure flax]

not so good at yahtzee then

[thick ember]

I'm confused

oh it's a yahtzee joke

I thought it was a sexuality joke

[hallow belfry]

Does any normal Pineapple Pizza have meat on it? Idk how those two will go together since pineapples break down meats.

[pulsar quartz]

Hawaiian pizza

[stark smelt]

don't they usually have canadian bacon (which is inferior bacon)

[pulsar quartz]

depends on the pizza joint

[pure flax]

this is the magic of the double entendre

[pure flax]

hawaiian pizza includes ham

aka "salted pork"

oh this was already answered, my bad

[stark smelt]

np

[hollow moat]

Probably none. Has there ever been another dummy slanting a ship sideways in the canal? How long has that canal been there? If anything there will just be a new Darwin Fine for the next fool who runs a cargo ship aground in the suez lol

[steep sparrow]

Fairly sure that counts as political since the flag is one of the gay flags, am I correct?

[rain hazel]

its not about what the flag stands for tho

[tropic wigeon]

If being gay is a political statement, then so is being straight, so I'd have to ban you as well for commenting on it ¯_(ツ)_/¯

[steep sparrow]

Being straight isnt political

Does it have a flag?

[viscid spruce]

I dont see how either are political tbh

If any one is political I'd say it's straight people bitching all the time lol

[thick ember]

[viscid spruce]

🤢

[steep sparrow]

Its at the very least controversial

[viscid spruce]

Only because straights make it controversial

[steep sparrow]

But ye I take back the political part

[viscid spruce]

Ye ye

[steep sparrow]

It can be made political, but it itself is not political

[thick ember]

It's the trans pride flag

[viscid spruce]

Same could be said for peanut butter and jelly sandwiches

😎

[thick ember]

Also this is unrelated I saw some political stuff awhile ago with the whole uh royal family business

here

[viscid spruce]

[summer edge]

Moob

[pure flax]

Roman faces

[summer edge]

Ita okay

Just ignore the voices in your head

[pure flax]

And Roman feces

[steep sparrow]

In subnautica that is a must have

[thick ember]

@quaint wren Your meme folder is boring.

[thick ember]

yes

[summer edge]

HOVERFISH

I see hoverfish

[thick ember]

I love hover fish

I just took that image just now

I carry them around when go through scary zone

[hallow belfry]

https://www.deviantart.com/gemlettucecreations/art/Subnautica-Hoverfish-Plush-861857028

[tribal cipher]

That's amazing

[hallow belfry]

[thick ember]

[thick ember]

[thick ember]

[thick ember]

Oh nice

[stark smelt]

thanks

[thick ember]

Wish I posted it first

[stark smelt]

too bad

[thick ember]

[kindred wadi]

https://discordapp.com/channels/146101654981312513/796686241013694474/826629350946111488

[tribal cipher]

Hey guys I found this funny meme tell me what you think

[stark smelt]

cats on the couch be like

[thick ember]

@quaint wren will love it, I'm sure he's never seen it.

[stark smelt]

@quaint wren

[kindred wadi]

Guys

[stark smelt]

hello

[kindred wadi]

I have the best meme. You guys havent EVER seen it before

[stark smelt]

oh yeaaaaaahhjj??

[tribal cipher]

It's good to hear that he'll like it 🙂

Show us Spaceman

[stark smelt]

it’s very good yes 🙂

spaceman

show us

🙂

[tribal cipher]

Please?

🙂

[thick ember]

I have one from Arc's meme folder thats really funny

[stark smelt]

holy shit

[thick ember]

woah

[tribal cipher]

Oh wow haha that's a really good meme

[thick ember]

That's funny n all, but have you seen this

@quaint wren Especially you, I think you'd love it

[stark smelt]

@quaint wren

check this out bro

brother

[kindred wadi]

brother?

[thick ember]

Brother

[kindred wadi]

I HAVE A BROTHER?!?!?!

[stark smelt]

yes i am your brother and you are arc’s brother

[thick ember]

Spray it with a hose

[kindred wadi]

LETSSSSSSS GOOOOOOO

[thick ember]

So Brother in laws

you must know all the laws

[stark smelt]

we are the law makers

[thick ember]

[kindred wadi]

laws?

Angry libertarian noises

Just kidding

[stark smelt]

i prefer angry librarian noises

[thick ember]

https://tenor.com/view/smirk-laugh-ron-swanson-parks-and-rec-funny-gif-16156147

[stark smelt]

https://tenor.com/view/library-books-librarian-eyeglasses-gif-15931776

[pulsar quartz]

look what I found!

[thick ember]

[stark smelt]

wait how is that cat doing that

[thick ember]

@quaint wren look Arc!

[kindred wadi]

fisics

[stark smelt]

@quaint wren

ttygl

[thick ember]

[rain hazel]

Did I accidently repost the cat thing or somethong?

On the note of cats

[thick ember]

@quaint wren Arc loves cats

[fast salmon]

i heart cats and their physics. so reposting any memes on the matter is more than acceptable

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/796686241013694474/826634013862133820/cat_physics.jpg

[kindred wadi]

ooooooo

[steep sparrow]

pledge of the roman toilet: that if you ever visit italy, you must track down an ancient roman toilet and send back pictures of it to us, react with if you take the pledge

You will be considered a criminal if you do not take the pledge

[quaint wren]

@stark smelt @thick ember Seven damn pings between you two in memes alone

[thick ember]

@quaint wren Have you seen this?

[dusk niche]

Stupid asshole defying gravity.

[pulsar quartz]

@quaint wren kitty did a flip!

[thick ember]

[white hearth]

Chair obviously laid on its side, cat placed on it, and pic taken at 90 degrees

[subtle mountain]

Picture turned 90° in post

[thick ember]

cat respects the laws of physics

[quaint wren]

What have I done

[feral dome]

Dammit xD

[kindred wadi]

youve done the deed

[subtle mountain]

Continuing the trend:

[kindred wadi]

No

Those are the toilets Australians used

[subtle mountain]

Fair play, mate.

I'm not trying to act Australian, mind.

The word "mate" is simply ingrained into my lexicon.

[kindred wadi]

lol if you where australain more power to you.

if not thats cool too

[thick ember]

do I win?

[steady jolt]

seems like this server decided to go through another one of its unfunny phase

[thick ember]

never was funny

[steady jolt]

true

[thick ember]

it's not an unfunny phase it's who I am

Inside jokes aren't for everyone haha get it.

[summer edge]

https://tenor.com/view/grubhub-cringe-capitalism-chicken-sandwich-grubhub-guy-gif-20002564

[summer edge]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/454891167176327169/826726118328762368/FB_IMG_1617177192158.jpg?width=394&height=675

[rain hazel]

what the fuck happened to the cat meme holy shit

[stark smelt]

something beautiful

[stark smelt]

what i see is the community being creative. get over it

[small briar]

https://twitter.com/totallynotwonce/status/1377252207490256902?s=19

Whispery Whale 🐋 (@totallynotwonce)

@NoMansSky https://t.co/x6jVJZQ69Z

▶ Play video

Twitter · Mar 31, 2021, 1:31 PM

[stark smelt]

TOO LATE

[pure flax]

uwu?

[gray frigate]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/641409854430380064/826835630952022036/video0.mp4

[thick ember]

[pure flax]

https://arstechnica.com/tech-policy/2021/03/alleged-mafia-fugitive-posted-cooking-videos-to-youtube-leading-to-arrest/

is this where this goes?

or OT?

[stark smelt]

i will trust Jesus my Lord and savior

[ocean thorn]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/723617360862248960/826462466400845824/VID_120340214_232739_727.mp4

[main falcon]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4o5baMYWdtQ

[stark smelt]

never gonna stop loving being rickrolled

[pallid path]

It's great seeing how creative people get with it

[steep sparrow]

Wait a minute

Why does MS Athena have the any pronouns thing

Wouldn't it just be Athena then?

It must just be named ms Athena as a full name

[subtle mountain]

First name Ms, last name Athena.

[dusk niche]

theyre a shapeshifter

ive seen them manifest into chuck norris before

and then i became chuck norris

[dusk niche]

You are

a WHOLE

nother level of boomer

[steep sparrow]

That's a good one

[modern citrus]

ms isn't a pronoun, and pronouns don't neccessarily equal title

just like pronouns don't neccessarily equal gender

[ocean thorn]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xV7Ha3VDbzE

[viscid spruce]

What a sick whip

😎 💯

[summer edge]

90% sure this is safe

rip

[quaint wren]

Not to me.

[summer edge]

probably best if i just dont post memes in here then

[quaint wren]

Dont be defeatist my dude

Just post memes

[summer edge]

i will then

[quaint wren]

If you're unsure about something, clear it through me or any other mod

[summer edge]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/796686241013694474/826665089326645248/unknown.png?width=423&height=676

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/796686241013694474/825917365706555432/image0.png

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/796686241013694474/824019912426782770/unknown.png

[quaint wren]

Man I've never seen those before

[summer edge]

neither have i

[summer edge]

mine got pinned

[quaint wren]

tfw I made the original

[summer edge]

fucking hilarious

[quaint wren]

You suck @tropic wigeon

[summer edge]

you rock @tropic wigeon

[tropic wigeon]

https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/001/079/173/ed2.png

[summer edge]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/409481404913811476/818066784963264522/image2.gif

i need pog fish again

i miss him

[steep sparrow]

But ms is the shorter version of miss, which means unmarried female

[steep sparrow]

Also what in tarnation are you talking about

"he ran" for example means a male person (wether it's a fictional personified animal or an actual male human being)

If you wish to continue this literary discussion we can move it to #off-topic-bond-james-bond

[thick ember]

somewhat related but Mx. has been a gender neutral version of Mr. And Ms. Since the 70's

used by enbys and other folks who don't want to reveal their gender and all

[pearl anvil]

Ms = Microsoft

[thick ember]

why does she look like mewtwo

[summer edge]

@thick ember

[thick ember]

why

[summer edge]

no crash bandicoot body why even live

[thick ember]

this is why I am a polygon

[summer edge]

okay then

i swore the enterprise was bigger

[tribal cipher]

So did I

[pearl anvil]

Old one is small

Reboot is big

[tropic wigeon]

Panel 5: using your mod powers to delete the original

[pearl anvil]

Galaxy brain: stealing it from yourself and reposting

[main falcon]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T23s3O6iSiU

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JbzfVOJLHwM

[main falcon]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hOs6jlUd01Y

[misty fiber]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/796686241013694474/827015003294793778/repost.png

@pulsar quartz

[rain hazel]

Brand New meme

[main falcon]

At least edit your CP so it looks more original

[steady stirrup]

That's a terrible acronym to use lol

[main falcon]

copypasta

[steady stirrup]

I know what you mean

[dusk niche]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/544582921726591016/827168239595028490/image0.png

[zenith orbit]

Baby wanna see my atlas rising? Let me pathfind on your foundation baby, and we'll see what's next 😏 let me have visions of what's beyond the abyss I'll bring you baby. Let me put on some bytebeats to set the mood, and when we finish our crossplay I'll shoot my living ships right into your exomech baby. Let me bring your thoughts into desolation as we synthesis into one 😍 Let's become companions in my expeditions where we can be the origins of a next generation baby..

[pearl anvil]

if your divorce argument includes "fortnite" you shouldn't get married again for a long time

[warm oasis]

😄

[pallid path]

If the girl you're married to argues "too much video games" as a reason, you picked the wrong girl

[pearl anvil]

usually the guy tells me that

[tribal cipher]

If the two aren't getting epic victory royales together then clearly they aren't meant to be

[pearl anvil]

let me do my nerd shit yo

[thick ember]

my divorce proceeding will be only the word fortnite

nothing else

[pallid path]

And the judge will just give a meaningful nod before hitting the gavel

[pallid path]

A beard helps feel less cold, tbh

[thick ember]

I don't think I can grow a beard

nor would I want too

seems so itchy

smooth everything is fun

[pallid path]

Itchy until you can comb it. Then you can just keep it straight, braid or tie it

https://www.tiktok.com/@specere/video/6812650656885640453?sender_device=pc&sender_web_id=6946215815335118341&is_from_webapp=v1&is_copy_url=0

[pure flax]

fortnite is just the WoW of the 2010s

[thick ember]

" why'd you two get a divorce? You seemed so happy together"
"he wasn't willing to become a pro fortnite gamer with me"

[dense field]

Congratulations @flat nexus, You've reached level 33!

[thick ember]

deserved

[pure flax]

lvl 33 top meme

[gray frigate]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vKMvRNA2Np8

[dusk niche]

i know it's your my world but wtf is ock

oh you rock my world

im sexdaily

dyslexic*

[gritty gyro]

your OC Kmy World wierd name for OC, but being brony I heard worse

[pure flax]

Orange County

[pure flax]

"can you tell me how to get...how to get to Semesame Street..." 🎵

[balmy prism]

Me: *lightly taps an extremely large creature with an exocraft while going very slowly*
The creature:

[pallid path]

Sentinels should be just as dramatic

[ocean thorn]

https://twitter.com/TeletubbiesHQ/status/1377572244398936066

Teletubbies (@TeletubbiesHQ)

The TubbyCoin BigHugs! Token, an official Teletubbies cryptocurrency made with special HugTech from WildBrain Labs is here. For every like, share, comment of #TubbyCoin, the TubbyCoin becomes more valuable! Let’s take it to the moon. 🚀: https://t.co/CZJn5R7NI9

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Twitter · Apr 1, 2021, 10:43 AM

[stark smelt]

just ordered a Hawaiian pizza

[mint glen]

Ugh, I want a Hawaiian pizza 😔

[quaint wren]

[stark smelt]

i got an empty packet of croutons for my salad

[rain hazel]

This isncursed

[kindred wadi]

This is important

[tribal cipher]

Well of course the chiropractor is confused. They're wondering why an ATLA character would be in a show called ALTA

[pulsar quartz]

:p

[dusk niche]

someone finally figured out how russia has so much booze, this is the real scale of russia on the map

[gray frigate]

this map hurts my brain

[dusk niche]

you simply cannot comprehend the true size of russia

[worldly flint]

didn't you know the country simply gets physically bigger when it nears the top of the map

[small briar]

https://youtu.be/CUQw0ACAbQ8

[steady stirrup]

vore???????

lmao the one reply is the same

[small briar]

https://tenor.com/view/dead-dying-rolling-ded-volus-gif-15064798

[tropic wigeon]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZqlY0viPsZg

Bidoof

[quaint wren]

https://tenor.com/view/gif-gif-19495068

[main falcon]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vVzbTFMlEik

[gray frigate]

it really is a shame they didn't edit in robert downey jr. actually doing the discombobulate move.

[hallow belfry]

TIL one of the longest pieces of human literature in history is a Super Smash Bros Brawl Fan Fiction

[tribal cipher]

Excuse me?

[hallow belfry]

https://kotaku.com/this-smash-bros-fan-fiction-has-3-5-million-words-s-899629991

[tribal cipher]

...

Didn't expect to see that today

[pulsar quartz]

You sure? I know Fallout Equestria has a lot too

[tribal cipher]

That much yeah which is still a lot but is several times smaller than the smash fanfic

[pulsar quartz]

Ah I wasn't sure if FoE nukber

[tribal cipher]

To put it into perspective Ulysses is 730 pages long which is already a pretty good size for a book

If it's 13 times longer than Ulysses then it means that this fanfic is about 9490 pages long

[gritty gyro]

i prefer short gore ones

[smoky geode]

@stark smelt

[stark smelt]

haha. yeah

[thick ember]

TRUE

[ocean thorn]

I lady Evangeline of the no man's sky discord server, bring you, cursed image

https://imgur.com/NrfAyQw

[quaint wren]

https://tenor.com/view/cpu-scrape-removing-pins-gif-20017589

[ocean thorn]

we are quickly becoming a hardwaregore channel

[stark smelt]

i wish i was covered with that so i could do that to myself

[quaint wren]

https://tenor.com/view/computer-thermal-paste-cpu-socket-gamersnexus-gif-13535307

[dusk niche]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/480589326053277696/827681417076146226/image0-5-1.gif

[scenic mauve]

Found on r/sbubby.

[fast salmon]

how can that looks so yummy?

[fast salmon]

lmao love this!

[quaint wren]

Yes, my initial thoughts are also "what a tasty cpu"

[pure flax]

@fast salmon is this copacetic? #memes🤡 message

I’m unclear

[fast salmon]

i was unclear about it myself. this may the potential reference? https://youtu.be/xG5fTbLaRZM

[quaint wren]

https://twitter.com/VVJess_/status/1377113768518316037

Jess⁶⁶⁶𓂀☄️ (@VVJess_)

It’s drip or drown and bitch im raining

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Twitter · Mar 31, 2021, 4:21 AM

[steady stirrup]

stack two pizzas with the ingredients side facing each other and its a calzone

[main falcon]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6fRsreqo8tA

[fast salmon]

only watched it cuz i love that word so much

[pearl anvil]

thank you for the nostalgia 🥲

[pulsar quartz]

:😝

Please be kind rewind

[gritty gyro]

thx for reminding me i'm so old...

[rain kiln]

I remember asking my dad how to rewind a DVD when we first got the PS2

after he finished laughing, he explained why I'm an idiot

xD

[thick ember]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/385837683022495744/827893951020662894/unknown.png

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/385837683022495744/827893964891095050/unknown.png

[modern citrus]

they're so goddamn damaging in Master Mode

[stark smelt]

o h shit

[velvet vessel]

I guess being a biotic god wasn’t all it’s cracked up to be

[white hearth]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/302558927403483136/828008333855555615/1_5132030428848324830.mp4

[stark smelt]

haha

[velvet vessel]

Skyrim be like

[dusk niche]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/428184084779499520/823425655362158612/video0.mp4

[velvet vessel]

Can we tempt you with Cheese Sticks?

[hallow belfry]

Nobody.
NOBODY
Can outpizza THE HUT

[thick ember]

https://twitter.com/stefabsky/status/1378027579911864323

🐛 Emma Stefansky 🐛 (@stefabsky)

the plot of every godzilla movie

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Twitter · Apr 2, 2021, 4:52 PM

[young venture]

Boris

[dusk niche]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/553362637887635471/827657828210180096/161932961_2857411001141299_4805465894226718735_n.mp4

this is

some form of evolved humor i dont understand

[white hearth]

https://media4.giphy.com/media/Tt92sbuFRpA4g/giphy.gif

[pearl anvil]

I almost want to like... ban them for that it almost made me sick

[steady stirrup]

How couples really look like when why share noodles

[thick ember]

Made me think about kissing @quaint wren

[dusk niche]

tongue action be like

[pearl anvil]

🤢

im becoming a nun now

[dusk niche]

seein a lot of women becoming nuns but no men becoming paladins

sad world 😔 wheres my suit of armor

https://tenor.com/view/bird-stare-hired-stare-at-you-you-gif-20637915

[pearl anvil]

i'd rather think of it becoming a battle sister or becoming a space marine 😌

[dusk niche]

https://tenor.com/ben0F.gif

[thick ember]

same

[pearl anvil]

i will someday

[tropic wigeon]

https://tenor.com/view/nope-not-close-laptop-throw-gif-5944509

[quaint wren]

https://tenor.com/view/how-deep-is-your-love-barry-gibb-bee-gees-how-deep-is-it-in-love-gif-19182496

[pearl anvil]

love that hair and the beard

js

[sage herald]

Is... this some kind of parasite? Something which grows inside the host's stomach?

[steady stirrup]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3JR4cTVA7NI

yeah I cant find any more info on this

[vale salmon]

There's some kind of trend of strange fake fish-related videos like this, I don't know why.

[pearl anvil]

CANT IT JUST STOP THO PLS

[steady stirrup]

yeah the more I look it up the weirder it gets

middle easterns have a weird fascination with strange fake videos around fish stuff

[pearl anvil]

oh so it is fake ok thank fucking god

[vale salmon]

Yes, very.

[pearl anvil]

as if i have enough reason to hate the ocean/water already

FFS

[steady stirrup]

ikr

damn!

[pearl anvil]

LOL

great arrow

[steady stirrup]

cant share the images, they're downright disgusting

clearly fake but still

[pearl anvil]

i like my hot gurls to be 100% human not half fish cuz that's just disappointing

[steady stirrup]

the first one was a prop that had a fish head and a woman's chest

[pearl anvil]

that's actually even worse D:

[steady stirrup]

lol and now I get this in my recommended https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mPjQ2-Xrau8

[dusk niche]

people still reacting to my meme almost 2 days later

[stark smelt]

you are meme famous

[pearl anvil]

proving why i should ban you

[dusk niche]

lol imagine threatening ban

even i dont do that where i admin

anyway happy easter

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/528734261327560725/828276721471062016/unknown.png

[stark smelt]

happy easter

[dusk niche]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/669784535986077699/828297308528836668/dead.mp4

[steady stirrup]

alright I'm actually freaked out

[rain hazel]

thats no dog

[dusk niche]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/661920156272033803/827941430927425546/video0.mp4

[dusk niche]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/669784535986077699/828356983123607552/20210330_235544.jpg

[stark smelt]

what does it fire

[plush shoal]

Railroad spikes

[rain hazel]

souls of the damned

[pallid path]

Souls of the damned sealed in railroad spikes

[thick ember]

it doesn't fire anything it just makes funny noises

[kindred wadi]

Happy Easter

[quaint wren]

[fast salmon]

[thick ember]

[dusk niche]

only way to rid oneself of the curse of sussusamogus is o repatriotize

https://tenor.com/view/marine-corps-iwo-jima-us-flag-war-gif-15516891

bring forth the atom bomb and be blessed by nuclear destruction

for there is no true escape from sussusamogus

[quaint wren]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/771621047694393354/827460889660882954/agony.webm

[pulsar quartz]

Su-85? Looks like it or the Su-100

[dusk niche]

su td series

cant tell which one

[dusk niche]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uoK7BR-Z-V8

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/680928395399266314/828431290608386099/video0-10.mp4

[pulsar quartz]

is that a date and dinner for the shark?

[stark smelt]

yeah, the shark paid the man, who is actually famous and loved by sharks, to dance with her. steak later

[worldly flint]

who said they were eating any food? 😳

[thick ember]

dread god

[steady stirrup]

I want her to step on me

[thick ember]

dread god

[dusk niche]

LOL

[steady stirrup]

https://gfycat.com/deliciousinexperiencedallosaurus-billy-eichner-name-a-woman

I miss this show

[pallid path]

Darwinism isn't working properly

[rain hazel]

wow

how tf

[pallid path]

Mouthbreathers, that's how

She left to cry while drinking pumpkin spice bought at the closest Starbucks

[stark smelt]

mother theresa

[pallid path]

What mother theresa!? He didn't ask for famous people. She could've just given hers

[steady stirrup]

or you know its just what happens to some people when they're suddenly put on a pedestal

that was the point of the show

asking people super basic questions but making them super nervous

[main falcon]

She could've said Dave and still would've been correct. There's no reason a woman can't be named Dave, but that's beside the point. She was nervous and he was aggressive. He's a creep.

https://tenor.com/view/say-it-steve-terreberry-say-the-word-admit-it-confess-gif-19099650

[pure flax]

Cheeberga

[hallow belfry]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/772524039528251422/828672934637338705/video0-229.mp4

[fast salmon]

who's good making memes here? i'm in dire need of a meme for "super deadly storm that relentlessly kills you bug" yelling: "f- yo ship, f- yo house, and f- you!"

[white hearth]

im slappin the first among us memer i meet on the street irl

[fast salmon]

[white hearth]

impressive rebuttle, ill allow it this time

[thick ember]

amogus

https://tenor.com/view/pfp-gif-20147357

[quaint wren]

[hallow belfry]

Largest rodent gang

[tropic wigeon]

https://youtu.be/IjJ5ISwVXz8?t=4

Don;t mind me, just saving this for later

[quaint wren]

Applies to the above post though

How dare you show me gm_construct and call it nostalgic even though it is

[dusk niche]

kinda loud but its

literally a rocket going off

[quaint wren]

Loud enough for me to say no

[celest crescent]

What if they had a warning on the top and bottom?

[celest crescent]

OMG, I never knew I could read.

[quaint wren]

Glad I could help.

[celest crescent]

What will I do with this newfound ability?

Read philosophy books? Broaden my horizons on various topics?

Nah

Eroge!

[stark smelt]

oh nice

thanks for the heads up

[thick ember]

well ?

[dusk niche]

people must've prayed to the big man pretty hard for him to drop some new DLC

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/669784535986077699/828841676466290688/video0_-_2021-04-05T131321.978-1.mp4

[steady stirrup]

really not happy with this direction, clearly made that monkey to be small and cute to generate merch

[steady stirrup]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/359604850541068288/828861034805592124/creeper.mp4

[steady stirrup]

ok so

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/648673059410149386/829024647621902407/0986575.mp4

this is obviously fake but the girl's acting is way too natural

like she's a pro or something

[acoustic bay]

perfect example of why we can't have nice things..

[quaint wren]

Ok but

I still don't know how babby is formed

No one answered the question smh

[gritty gyro]

it's formed by deviding cells

[steady stirrup]

RIP Yahoo answers

[pallid path]

that's nice tbh

[hallow belfry]

https://tenor.com/view/omg-no-why-me-big-baby-ugly-gif-13752527

[quaint wren]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/787168428728516608/828978767618637824/This_is_the_only_day_you_can_post_this.mp4

[stark smelt]

good SHIT

[pallid path]

One of the best movies

[lavish needle]

[hallow belfry]

Excellent contribution

[lavish needle]

@hallow belfry ty yw

[thick ember]

gunter I love you

[modern citrus]

laughs in purified troll meat in D&D

in the Eberron setting the Daughters of Sora Kell feed Droaam with troll meat made non-poisonous

[lavish needle]

@thick ember

[steady stirrup]

finally found the source of this cursed image

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Man_After_Man

[ocean thorn]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/230204495718514690/829192397144719361/FB_IMG_1617765264315.jpg

[steady stirrup]

I'm early access

[hollow moat]

@steady stirrup That sounds like you just called yourself an easy girl lol

[pulsar quartz]

Love this! Also there is sound, so adjust accordingly. On my setup it is not loud and things are normally on mine

[steady stirrup]

mine is in my pfp

[rain kiln]

implying Spike is not daddy af

[gritty gyro]

RD is actually married to AJ now (in canon).

[thick ember]

nah you forgot the joker 🤢

[gray frigate]

owo

[gritty gyro]

i have never used these and i'm kinda furry

[pure flax]

uwo

[steady stirrup]

ØwØ

[rain hazel]

🔪 w🔪

[gray frigate]

https://youtube.com/watch?v=BrUyBrzAfd4&feature=share

[thick ember]

[sage herald]

When you realise that dogs are better clothed than you are

[pallid path]

My koala-pattern pajamas state otherwise

[steady stirrup]

god I've seen this image so many times now

it makes me happy every time

[steady stirrup]

I don't get it

[stark smelt]

what if....he was the goth girl all along?

[pallid path]

he driving in the freeway, in the opposite direction

[fast salmon]

it appears they're driving against traffic. so they didn't take the rejection well.

[steady stirrup]

Oh ok that's a normal thing here so I didn't pay attention to that

[fast salmon]

dude, your response took the joke to a whole other level. when you know, you know lmao

[steady stirrup]

I like doing that thanks for noticing

Though I was serious about this being really normal here

[fast salmon]

oh i know. i just find it incredibly hilarious in this circumstance. i know how traffic in certain countries works, including in South America and India. 😆

well probably Asia in general, i'd assume. very special traffic laws...or lack thereof...?

[steady stirrup]

Not Asia in general, some places are better than others
And yeah North Indians in particular really do not care about the rules

[fast salmon]

in Colombia ppl can be pretty nutty on the road lol at least compared to US. you gotta learn how to drive (and be a pedestrian) very differently than North America. you gotta learn to be defensive and aggressive in weird ways. most 'muricans can't understand the difference, till they're there lol

[steady stirrup]

Yep same here and also never using the fast/overtaking lane as there will almost always be sometime driving extremely slow on it

[stark smelt]

😟

[fast salmon]

the meme? what does it even mean?

[stark smelt]

it’s just very foreboding

and weirdly haunting

[fast salmon]

aren't memes supposed to be funny?

[stark smelt]

it’s funny in its own way

in a sad, depressing and frightening way

[pure flax]

I despise edgelords

[stark smelt]

safelords

safelords are where it’s at

[fast salmon]

darn. gonna need an emoji of your pfp next.

[stark smelt]

haha

[dusk niche]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/688387161887604754/829499458718007306/video0.mp4

[main falcon]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YOx3XlQekpA

[white hearth]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/451425821194846248/828901804083249203/video0.mp4

[steady stirrup]

shouldnt it be milennials I thought gen z are like 35+ year old people rn

[white hearth]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/723235176280358952/829444467764494366/video0.mp4

[fast salmon]

did you ever watch the youtube video about the guy that setup an obstacle course for squirrels in his backyard? squirrels are so awesomely hilarious lol

[glad vortex]

mark rober

[glad vortex]

is anyone there?

[pearl anvil]

https://tenor.com/view/meme-car-wash-speedrun-crash-fast-gif-16273306

[ocean thorn]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/817894285789364284/818592292385849434/video0-103.mp4

[quaint wren]

Please tell me

Some guy did not actually call a number and do that

As a joke or for some sort of skit

[quaint wren]

wtf

[feral dome]

I love that but also hate it because that effect always messes with me

[quaint wren]

its white/gold black/blue all over again

[feral dome]

Lol

I read something about it once. Had something to do with "color fatigue" and beyond that I forgot why it works

[thick ember]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/124343649894006784/829595634360385566/yYRlQGM.mp4

[thick ember]

[thick ember]

same

[steady stirrup]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vVP4QuRMqgk

he does shit like this

[pearl anvil]

Oh a 3am channel, great.

[sage herald]

Is this some slender man reference? Why does the scout have no face?

[sage herald]

The question rings in my mind, yet I cant find the focus to answer it

[sage herald]

Only true gamers will get the reference 😄

[main falcon]

That's not the brain lying to you. That's the narrator lying to you. Your photo receptors naturally read more of the inverted colors in the after image when they start to get exhausted from focus. This is most noticeable when you quickly change colors.

That's not the brain trying to maintain "normality".

[pearl anvil]

Ok, but the video was a cool optical illusion

[steady stirrup]

only true gamers will get the reference

[main falcon]

Stare at the red dot on her nose for 15 seconds, look at a blank background and blink to unlock

The after image overlayed on your retina will be her face in proper colors.

[pearl anvil]

[stark smelt]

n o o o o o o o o o o 🙁

[thick ember]

👈

[dusk niche]

Ok.

[thick ember]

https://tenor.com/view/ok-mochi-mochi-peach-cat-gif-15242997

[stark smelt]

hokay

[thick ember]

https://tenor.com/view/the-cat-in-the-hat-dr-seuss-dirty-hoe-gif-14222709

[thick ember]

she needs to pop them tri force pimples

[stark smelt]

wonder what comes out

[gray frigate]

Zelda Link and Ganon

[thick ember]

https://tenor.com/view/pimple-pop-zit-squeeze-gif-13294149

ugh

Discord hates that gif

[stark smelt]

he goes back in

[thick ember]

You've just made me realize I've never experienced reverse popping

[stark smelt]

it’s time you did

[gray frigate]

what the heck

[steady stirrup]

oshit

[sage herald]

Is... IS THAT A SUPRAAA!?!?

[pallid path]

moments before getting shot in the head

[pulsar quartz]

Sound, girl screaming. Adjust accordingly. Not loud on my end

[fast salmon]

poor girl. that can be dangerous! lol

[stark smelt]

ow

[main falcon]

What a dick move. I hope that she broke the VR headset and that as a result the one pushed her has to pay for it

[tropic wigeon]

It was a satisfying sound though

Good and solid

You know she felt that

[stark smelt]

maybe she thought she felt it, since she was in virtual reality

[tropic wigeon]

hardwood floors

[stark smelt]

so immersive

[pure flax]

lol

I told her I wasn’t going to kill her