#memes🤡
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It's disabled serverwide so it would just ping that user
I don't think a trial mod has the authority to change that
So the one messing with stuff couldnt have changed it
you never know if someone has been drunk adminning though...
Lmao
Nah pretty sure only Admins can fire it
Source: back when I was DiscMod I fired it by accident
And thus it was changed
I heard 😄
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True shitpost status has been achieved today.
Honestly though, I don't even have Grubhub where I live. We only have Skipthedishes, Ubereats, and Doordash.
Anyways, yeah. Enjoy I guess
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TFW when you get a good deal on the food you love with Grubhub Perks, so you have no choice but to dance. Grub what you love.
This one is even worse
They should make a delivery dance movie
It’s like sing but delivery dance
Instead of a singing competition it’s a dancing competition
But you have to dance to soy yo while eating food
Bonus points for being cringey
constant pain
Why are some of the videos so loud? People must be pretty poor of hearing when making them. 
They are poor of hearing because they listened to someone else’s loud video
It’s a negative cycle
That never ends
it’s so people can hear it in space
Yeah
That made me yawn. Lol
he prolly got a weapon athome
I used to envy my bestfriend for all the batman dolls he had.
mmm crunchy
Jackie Chan takes on the kids in his latest kung-fu movie!
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MsAethena#5892 Rayzo#0037 has been muted from text and voice chat for 15 minutes.
I will reiterate obnoxiously loud posts will not be tolerated.
Lmao
So does Chaotzu
he miss
18 HUNGRY CONSUMERS IN THEIR HOMES ORDERING ON GRUB HUB
HUNGRY CONSUMERS ORDERING FOOD WANTING TO DANCE IN THEIR SOCKS
GRUB HUB REALLY ROCKS
HOT FOOD BEING DELIVERED, THE CHICKEN SANDWICHES GETTING EATEN HARD
18 MORE DELIVERY DRIVERS OUT IN THE YARD
RESISTING TO EAT THE FOOD IS EVER SO HARD
FEAST IN THE DINING ROOM AT GRUB HUB
BIG LARGE PLATTERS OF FOOD
LIKE A MEDIEVAL KINGS CHRISTMAS DINNER
LARGE ICY MILKSHAKES GETTING SUCKED EMPTY
FOOD EVEN BEING DELIVERED WHILE EVERYONE SLEEPS
GRUH HUB REALLY ROCKS
Jangan Lupa Like & Subribe Ya.. :)
Song By Takupaz Dance Crew..
uber remix
Indihome paket Phoenix
Reddit moment
Morgz did what????
Oh my god
We need a pickle emoji
Dancing pickle emoji
like this, but a pickle

Omg that is a nice one, Adam! THANK YOU!

"i remember being in the writer's room, and i remember someone saying 'rick turns himself into a pickle'"
how did they get this angle for the camera?
I went to Europe and filmed it myself, ofc
I was bored...
Just watch the video
watch it
WATCH IT I SAID
OMG NOW I HAVE TO PUT MY TWITTER IN TE DESC
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I fucking shit you not, he turned himself into a PICKLE. And then he said, “IM PICKLE RIIIIICKK!! WUBALUBADUBDUB!!!”
Funniest shit I’ve ever seen
From what I recall, last time it was posted, it was doctored. As many videos are on the Interwebz.
yeah its a fake video, you can tell because the truck jerks a bit before it hits the ground
Yeah, and because of how fast it accelerates
you can also tell because of the way it is
Download a media player off AppStore
haha
little drummer bird
is there anything better than birb memes?
I thought they would go overboard with the eggs again but now its pickles?
can i find anything like this on spotify ?
Probably? Would be surprised if there'd be no sea shanties there.
There are. 
I love the ones from AC: Black Flag https://open.spotify.com/album/7G0O4t6PMa6bcOLc3KgztU?si=uL0MQoiZTOOtbHnghbgeJQ
Lmao
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Or she could just walk?
She isn't shown moving in that scene, she just picks him up and is in the exact same spot when it zooms out
Hence the meme
i wish it didn't give it away
Yeah me too, but I thats why its the meme though I guess lol
@rain kiln I found an extended version 😮
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please tell me if it's loud or not.
for me it's not, but last time i sent something that wasn't loud to me, apparently it was.
On my phone on low it's not to bad to me
Fair enough
does it peak in whatever speakers are transmitting the audio?
if so, it's too loud c:
oh nah that's fine
I equate loudness to "is it literally breaking my speaker"
that's what I mean by "peaking"
o
but
I genuinely don't know if this'll be okay here, due to...well, Snoop Dogg being dubbed into it
but here
Anime Snoop Dogg the cute japanese girl finds a free job posting at a maid cafe serving up delicious snacks and a double cheeseburger with dr dre
what you thought i was just going to do the short parody video i did a couple of months ago? :^)
Parody of the intro for the anime Blend S.
Lot of hidden work in this one, a ton of rotoscoping, ther...
lol
on a date with someone
hey idk if this is going to work out
hey WAIT but what if cheese
so many pins in the river
Man England needs to update to 1080p at least
Him
Dad from Inside Out
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Fyi, there's a rule of no politics in memes. So it'll be deleted
Just a shorter Version of "Tom Scott introducing places (extended)", with everything normal cut out
This is the memes channel
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oh my fucking god
The Imperial March played by a toaster, two electric toothbrushes, and a typewriter.
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it shouldn't be loud, they are singing
They sounds great, interesting location lmao
Yeah
he on be a cheaseburbnger
Don't do that please

Omg that is such a traumatic event. Lmao The real dog describes my emotion perfectly 
Ey,I got that,but with music
What's up with the audio. Please beware of the channel's rules in respect to audio. 
its called music
there
in case you want it
That is not what I'm referring to. Sound quality.
Read the channel's rules.
it has really good sound quality
It does now that it's been deleted.
?
The new vid is fine
there weren't any in the first place

What part of that's getting delayed tho
to think the game will have multiplayer at some point 😄
glad it’s a different team working on multiplayer
*Your
I'm surprised that's properly spelled 😆
Seems fine to me.
If you're worried about audio though, I'd bet money on someone having gif'd that somewhere
It's still so good. I appreciate the suction sound the most.


damn. did that really happen ?
Yes the chainsaw thing really happened, the guy got extremely lucky
it was posted on imgur and reddit not long ago
i legit loled till my head spun
its very old
i have had that video for years
nothing posted on reddit or imgur is new
ah well my mistake, I have seen that actually happen irl tho
bamboozled
not sure if this belongs in here or #other-games https://youtu.be/2C14eZVnzBE
but fr though ultrakill's fuckin good shit, check it out

this has been requested a while ago by a fan named alicia on instagram and i finally got to it.... you could say im laying something on your but its not exactly love if you know what im saying, even though i love all of you.
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🤣 Is this true? Or really just a fabricated meme?
Legacy US Navy web content
Noooo
Sad times.
Ty 
Ps.i Love this meme
i had a feeling it was fake because the 3rd quote of the british broke the formatting by not highlighting BRITISH: as red text
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Great point. 
i feel attacked in some way
I need more of these.
Marm, you deserve a pizza trophy today
@bold quail
I missed u floppa
I know I heard an audio recording of that once
ah ok it's a joke
well yeah since it would be weird for a trained navy to not notice that the lighthouse is not moving
Still pretty funny though
Given naval radio transcripts aren't likely to be released as the butt of a joke, I'm guessing fake
The lighthouse and naval vessel urban legend describes an encounter between a large naval ship and what at first appears to be another vessel, with which the ship is on a collision course. The naval vessel, usually identified as of the United States Navy or Royal Navy and generally described as a battleship or aircraft carrier, requests that the...
I've seen the same transcript with both Canadian Lighthouse/US Carrier and Swedish Lighthouse/Norweigan Ship
It's amusing and is as much of an indictment on the culture reading it as it is of the navy.
Also I think manned lighthouses stopped about 150 years ago
I'm not sure even why a lighthouse would be equipped with a radar either
tl;dr: the story has a number of fundamental flaws
Boomer memes 😎
Like team trees wasn’t political
I’m not
Marm quick run a mod is here
I saw moon typing
I'm not interested anymore. 
The do it because then.
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Oh wait. Are we going to play a game where we take everything that exists and turn it into politics? I mean...That's fun, right?
"That's a kettle! pot-kettle-black is used in political attacks! That's political!"
/s ofc
If they had removed it, they'd be justified
I did it; you asked.
Antagonizing mods is not wise
I asked the mods to delete it
ben shapiro video removed; have a nice day
OH MY GOD
I REMEMBER THIS SHOW
Big Wide World never left us
@fast salmon
someone took a beautiful shit
He's spyny
Aww typo. Techical problems. 
oh is there?
Yes 
nevermind, didn't read that square 😄
Lol
I was so excited about it. Then the typo. 
I wish I wasn't so particular about typos. 
oh i sea ...
ye it got a bit mental
the worst ones were those bulk buying meat then having to throw it away because they couldn't consume it all in time
Not reposting. But I am still your friend, Marm. 
Tell you what, this 15.ai thing is pretty neat though.
oh wait channel confusion heh sorry
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cE0wfjsybIQ (HT to prior posters of this in other channels)
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i've never seen this, also
That’s a lie
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No, more epic submarine battle https://www.reddit.com/r/Warthunder/comments/jl4qxg/i_have_mastered_the_art_of_submarine_flight/
What is loud then? I think you should post us an example of something very very loud.
Creek meditation 😌
Meditating in the creek garden 😌
Is the water warm?
I would imagine it to be cold
is it glitched by design, or...?
Ah shit I just broke my phonecase

that was really really nice
That one is definitely boosted, from the original song, for whatever it’s worth
I am uncertain how I would classify so I’m not going to try but the original is a good step down
Yeah, ppl here love pushing moderator's buttons.Till they get a proper warn and their stuff gets deleted. 
It’s been a good solid 3 days of memes with sound suddenly. I thoughts memes were GIFs with text. Now they’re trying to be Max Headroom episodes?
I mean, power to the 80s (90s?), but
listening to it on spotify rn, they're completely identical
Apple Music is a few dB lower
too loud for me
😕
since i have to listen to all of these things to make sure its not headphone breaking keep that in mind 😐
they were completely identical but ok
Once you default to half a sound at all times, and zero trust, no earrape will take you by surprise. 😄
don't care about "turning down the volume"
Only takes about a dozen of earrapes to train such reflexes tho.
just don't post loud shit; its really not asking a lot
Don't place the burden of avoiding 'earrape' on the people you share with.
tired of all the whining and commentary on it
You can say that, but will it stop the scum from doing so.
and they'll be dealt with accordingly
This server will be the first one to punish earrape that I'm a part of.
Was already
Literally nobody usually gives a shit, and that's kinda sad tbh.
it's rgb values are prolly higher than normal onions.
Speaking of Nic, @mental marsh. You gotta watch the History of Swear Words on Netflix! Lol
so i am told
Do not assume someone posting a video that is too loud for you has the same sensitivity to sound or settings that you do. I did not post ear rape.
For the record, I was born deaf.
ain't nothing but a nerve break
I'd honestly find it somewhat absurd if users here are honestly gonna feel that butt hurt about their meme videos getting deleted from the memes channel (of all places
), without even bothering to understand the reason behind the new rule. To me, it isn't even just about a speaker being damaged, but about protecting our users' hearing. But I guess this is a similar issue we have nowadays with anti-maskers, assuming that a mask requirement has to do with their community trying to "control" them. 
frankly I only have an issue when the rule gets abused
I'm okay with no earrape in any other instance but in the case of what marm posted earlier it really wasn't
the video about Friday
I didn't delete it. I'm just taking part in the conversation about the reasons behind the rule.
I mean if you just said when you posted it that there's a volume warning it'd be totally fine
Should be fine anyways
I dunno what the rule is on it
That's what we have in my server, you just say when you post a loud meme that it's loud, and so people aren't deafened otherwise it's just their fault
Fluffy pinned it when he updated the channel.
How does that work if you can't tell it's too loud and at what point is it considered too loud, in terms of decibels?
Yeah it's also in the channel info but if you click it :)
Is ASMR going to be considered too offensive because it sounds gross, next?
That sounds sensible, but apparently we're having issues "agreeing" on what is too loud. Because some people are poor of hearing or have different sound systems, etc. Sigh.
Ah I see
Really, dude?
When the rules boil down to opinion, opinion matters.
If it's loud enough to be frightening/sudden, then it should have a volume warning right
Pretty sure that unless people here need hearing aids we can agree that at a certain point, something is definitely loud. Regardless of "loudness being subjective"
But that's just a theory
A nacho theory
It isn't a matter of offense. It's a matter of not posting loud things. If you legit can't hear things, then that'll be more lenient of course
If I recall correctly: part of this stems from certain earrapes having busted headsets in the past. Like most things that cause issues, if they are continuous then they ruin things for everything else in that category.
I say we stop discussing this though, and return to memes in the meme channel. It isn't going anywhere
I'll check. Although when the server deletes, the cached version may be lost. One moment.
I think it'd just be common courtesy to warn people about stuff in your meme that might be alarming. But if it comes to that, it might be best not to post it since it wouldn't be worth the trouble
Warning
Vejetalb
A warning is fair, but Spirit is right: this is clogging memes. If anything, leave a mention in #discord-server-feedback or #off-topic-bond-james-bond or something so that we can discuss this in a place where people aren't gonna be bothered that they aren't seeing memes.

Heh
I am so confused
Nope not loud to me on half volume with my phone
Lmao
I never....Poor terry hogan.
XD
Ah yes, see the significance of Nickelback there is... I mean, the PS5 controller... the reason it turned into Hulk Hogan's stache is...

Oh it's a different one nvm
Huh?
but what if thats in deltarune
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Then we have no idea
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Whoa really!?
woah
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My reply was @ there's people in the world
Oop
Maybe ignore that last one
I could read it properly when selecting memes
I dunno if it's really a meme
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I will not
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Oh I couldn't get into undertale it was meh
not for everyone
I dunno, I didn't get far into the game either. Shortly after mom tells you to not explore or whatever
Pudding cans have rings?
Yes
oof, you only scratched the surface
I didn't like how it played sadly v.v maybe I'll try it again later
i mean, I guess you didn't explore
There's a japanese animator that made a cartoon that became a really popular meme for a super short time...
Sorry x
X
and it's eating my brain
I twisted the "we live in a society" meme to be a bit more....on the nose
So me lol
Same
Is there a limit in terms of frame size for uploading images on discord?
I thought it auto sized stuff down
I think so
When you upload something hd it'll present it as lower quality
To see the full quality you gotta open it in your browser
https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/467825817406406658/798580211373310013/PDTM7pEtn_Vg5xuv.mp4 possible volume warning?
How do I post memes here?
You need to be level 5 on the server before you can post pics
You can check your level in #bot-spam with the xp command. Preface it with a period when you type xp
This one the laughing may be a tad loud for some. But overall it isn't bad I don't think.
this hits home x.x
its missing the "wearing sunglasses and fedora" one

yikes that shou tucker one is cursed lol
I heart that song
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How I feel about 2020. I was expecting mad max lifestyle to start. So ready for that.
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me irl
Literally just few hours later AMD posted benchmarks with newest against intel's newest chipsets and the results speak for themselves
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Oh NOW they lower it to 5
I had to wait until 10
Er
It's been 84 years guys I promise I'm not a bot
Mhm
T-posing to assert dominance is a lot easier when you have shoes with motorized wheels
You can slide around while keeping the same pose
YES!
What on earth
Apparently I missed a great deal opting out of social nonsense as a teen
Y’all had some weird hobbies
Im in this ad and I dont like it
I can’t tell if the whole sea shanty thing is the perfect wholesome distraction from the horror of life in 2021, or the final nail in coffin of my psyche.
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Seriously tho, why the hell are sea shanties the new popular thing 🤣
Is this when Newfie music makes a comeback?
Oh damn, I just saw someone bring up a really good point: Sailors sang shanties to break up the monotony of more or less being in isolation for months at a time. Sound familiar?
Needs more pirate metal
Lol
On December 27, TikTok creator and Scottish musician Nathan Evans posted a video of himself singing "The Wellerman," a shanty from the 19th century.
Nah, anyone can pick up and sing a shanty with people
Yee, they're all over TikTok
Yup. Hence TikTok craze.
People are singing em together there
Did you see this one? I had to watch multiple times cuz I couldn't believe such deep voice came out of that other guy lol https://twitter.com/elle91/status/1349850098105249793?s=21
Yeah, lol


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Honestly expected sea shanties to be big in 2012 with Dishonored's release (which used sea shanties as promotional material)
I hate you
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I fell for it I admit
same
oh my god, i tried to get it off before I read it lmao
this happens to me but It's never because I'm having trouble, It's because I'm searching every nook and cranny of the level for any stuff
same lol
Cats on crack
uwu
lmfao
but we cannot defeat the armies of mordor!
what’s with all these harry potter memes
That is almost ban worthy my friend /s 😎
I can hear that image
yes I feel calm seeing this image of someone taking care and cleaning their equipment thoroughly
those fans cant wash themselves!
that reminds me of an image i saw yesterday.
yes those are cpu pins and the guy was trying to sell the mobo for £50
i feel so much pain there
Not all rotary guns are miniguns
GAU8 goes BRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
I love how many lord of the rings and the hobbit memes there where.
I have a watched all of the hobbit and lord of the rings films and am reading the hobbit
read the lord of the rings, confusing shit right there
Like what?
They have a point
I love the sound of a crisp socket
As someone who's installed plenty of Expansion Cards, hitting that that hard had to have hurt like a bitch.
But thats a CPU
it can be painful to watch some of those PC builds on Twitch
It’s a Goes Perpendicular Unit
part of me wants to believe that's the old CPU they were upgrading from
part of me knows humans can, in fact, be that dumb
Goes Perpendicular
little birb getting them GAINZzZ
Posted a pic earlier and half the pins were still in the cpu socket
And they were asking £50 for the mobo lol
Hey its ground pork
What do you call a cow with no legs?
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damn it the ceiling foot fell off again
@steady stirrup I have actually cleaned computer cooling parts such as heatsinks and fans exactly like this. The key is to make sure its bone-dry by the next time it runs power. Never once lost a device that way. I wouldn't likely try it with a PSU though. (Maybe an old junker just to see if it can be done XD)
Yeah, but it was still kinda funny the comment, jsut sucks the tiger is a chungus
I mean yea the comment is funny but the context is sad
like I know I can't outrun a healthy tiger, but I think I can outrun that one, and that's q.q
I saw that a while ago and apparently some zoo in China or something like that deliberately over feed all there tigers like that one just so more people would visit
I’m pretty sure they gave the tigers all diets cos of bad publicity
I feel this
yep, thats why I only will use wireless headsets and nothing else lol
Oh uh
Spongebob me boi I'd pay ye salary but the clap of me arsecheeks blew away the bills back in the safe
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Pog the new Peter Griffin update to Cyberpunk finally came
Did he just say "blyat", pronounced "Blot"?
Says “blocked”
Johnson must've got his team of scientists to cook this one up
Step 1 wake up
Step 2 open twitter
Step 3 go visit god by your own hands
First world Cyberpunk problems
Problem not found 🥰
I suppose the game would be easier if I didn’t insist on wearing V’s original outfit
I just haven’t found anything inspiring to replace it with!
if only these were funny
i stare at them and i do not smile
my eyelids start to close, but not fully, and then my pupils slowly move off, looking out through the windows into the distance
and i breathe
the snow
it melts
Na he shouldn't post it
Ya Na don't post it
Hey hey. Na. Na.
Can I post the basic counterbalance forklift instructions?
rather watch paint dry
Lol
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yes
please do
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I do have to say it is very long
Forklifts are Widely used to improve the efficiency of logistical distribution systems,
However, this convenient transporting machine may be the cause of serious accidents or casualties if used incorrectly.
In order to prevent accidents and/or casualties, Basic operation of the Counterbalance forklift is explained in this video.
Pt. 1: Getting On/Off and Starting
Before starting any operation with a forklift, ensure the forks are in the proper safe position in accordance with the type of load or pallet to be handled.
The Recommended width between the forks is 1/2th to 3/4th's of the width of the pallet
When adjusting the position of the forks, place them symmetrically to the center of the forklift, Take extra care to protect Hands and fingers from getting caught in the forks
Before getting on, inspect the front and rear surroundings by Indication and vocalization.
Mount the seat from the left side, holding on to the assist grip with your left hand, and the seat back with your right hand, place your left foot on the step to get on the forklift.
Adjust the rear-view mirrors and fasten the seat belt. Use the Left side of the forklift to get on and off.
Getting on or off the forklift or adjustment of the seat is only permitted when the forklift is stationary. never grab the steering wheel or any operational levers.
Jumping on and off is strictly prohibited.
Hold the steering knob with your left hand, confirm that the select lever is placed in neutral position. Confirm that the parking break is set.
Then insert the key into the key switch and start the engine. Lift the forks 5-10 cm. from the ground, then tilt the mast fully backward.
Depress the brake pedal. Before starting the Forklift, always inspect the vicinity of the forklift by indication and vocalization. When safety has been confirmed, Depress the break pedal and shift the select lever into forward.
Release the parking break and depress the accelerator pedal to move forward.
Pt. 2: Right-Angle Turns (Forward/Reverse)
Now to right angle turns.
Drive forward to the center of the isle and approach the corner gradually.
When the backrest of the forklift reacher the corner, start turning the steering wheel.
When the middle section of the forklift arrives at the center of the isle your entering, return the steering wheel quickly to the straight position
In addition, be aware of the turning radius difference of the outer wheels, as it is different from automobiles.
Next, right angle turns in reverse.
Drive the forklift backward down the center of the isle, When the front wheels are about one meter from the corner, confirm the corner to turn.
Turn the steering wheel quickly when the front wheels pass the corner.
While checking the center of the counterweight and the center of the isle behind the forklift, return the steering wheel quickly to the straight position
When making right angle turns, you must observe the following:
If the load blocks your vision, drive backward.
If Necessary, ask someone to assist you.
Adhere to the turning ability of the forklift. Drive slowly.
Always be aware of any obstacles, personnel, and surroundings.
When ascending, drive with the load positioned uphill.
When the height of the load is higher than the backrest, Secure it to prevent collapsing.
Pt. 3: Loading
Now to loading, Approach and square up to the pallet.
Depress the brake pedal to stop the forklift 20-30 cm before the pallet.
Apply the parking break, and shift the select lever into neutral.
Position the mast at the vertical position
Lift the forks to the height of the pallet openings
Inspect the right, left, and moving direction by indication and vocalization.
Depress the brake pedal, and shift the select lever into forward.
Release the parking break.
Please be aware of the following to prevent any rollover accidents when loading.
Only handle loads which are within the forklift loading capacity indicated on the load plate.
Ensure the load is stable, avoid unbalanced loads.
Do not allow anyone onto the pallet. Do not allow anyone underneath the lifted pallet.
Move forward slowly and insert the forks completely into the pallet.
Depress the brake pedal to stop.
Apply the parking break and shift the select lever into neutral.
Lift the pallet to about 10 cm above the pallet stand.
Inspect the right, left, front, and rear surroundings by indication and vocalization.
Shift the select lever into reverse,
Release the parking break,
Move backward until the distance between the pallet stand and the front end of the pallet is about 20-30 cm, then stop.
Apply the parking break and shift the select lever into neutral
Lower the forks slowly until the forks are about 5-10 cm above the ground.
Tilt the mast fully backward.
Inspect the right, left and moving direction of the forklift by indication and vocalization.
Shift the select lever into reverse and release the parking break
Pt. 4: Unloading
Now, onto unloading, approach and square up to the pallet stand.
Depress the brake pedal, and stop about 20 to 30 cm before the pallet stand.
Apply the parking brake and shift the select lever into neutral.
Position the mast to the vertical position
Lift the forks about 15 cm above the height of the unloading position.
Inspect the right, left, and moving direction with indication and vocalization.
Shift the select lever into forward and release the parking brake.
Move forward slowly until the pallet is directly above the pallet stand.
Depress the brake pedal to stop and apply the parking brake, shift the select lever into neutral.
Lower the pallet slowly.
Inspect the right, left, and moving direction by indication and vocalization.
Shift the select lever into reverse and release the parking break.
Make sure to clear the pallet or load while moving backward.
Stop the forklift by depressing the brake pedal when the distance between the pallet stand and the front end of the forks is about 20 to 30 cm.
Apply the parking brake and shift the select lever into neutral.
Lower the forks about 5-10 cm above the ground and tilt the mast fully backward.
Inspect the right, left, and rear surroundings by indication and vocalization.
Shift the select lever into reverse and release the parking brake.
Drive the forklift to the predesignated area.
Pt. 5: Parking/Getting Off
Finally, lets study parking procedures and getting off the forklift
Depress the brake pedal and stop the forklift on level ground.
Apply the parking brake, and shift the select lever into neutral.
Then, tilt the mast forward until the forks touch the ground.
Turn the key switch off; remove the key.
Get off the forklift by placing your left hand on the step While holding onto the assist grip with your left hand, and the seatback with your right hand.
Store the key in a designated secure location.
Forklifts can cause serious accidents. Do not execute any abrupt operations, such as: Abrupt acceleration, abrupt braking, or Abrupt turning
Operation of the mast while the forklift is moving is strictly prohibited.
As much as having the accurate knowledge, it is important to be calm enough to follow each and every step, even during busy operations.
Observe the basic operation of the forklift, and focus on safe operation in your daily working environment.
Done
thank you very much
so informational
the forklift thing isn't as fun without a goofy narrator voice and a ridiculous jingle in the background
turns on benny hill theme song
@gray frigate
:3
omg i looked up yro'ue finally
this is genius how did i not know
thanks whoever posted the sound clip
this^
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Because your brain is designed to do that
I’m Norwegian can confirm
XD
@queen obsidian i love scandinavia
such a beautiful, proud culture
architecture, nature its all there
although i would prefer to live in iceland
not sure if thats scandinavian
Whew. Finally found it. It was conputerman who last posted the yro'ue* meme lol @mental marsh
Hah yay thank you @sterile delta
Haha you thought this was a meme but nobody expects the Spanish Inquisition!
this is so fucking stupid but i love it
im going to end you Lol
I love that pin
Do you accept cash/credit?
my brain fried during 1:32. god bless apollo justice
Nah, i do accept floof tho
Lmfao the Iris reactions make it even more hilarious
Here you go, LotR extended https://youtu.be/UHzF5KnoN20
lord of the rings but every time sam takes a step towards mordor he says, “one more step, I’ll be the farthest away from home I’ve ever been”
fuck this took a long time
get me to 10k subs and I'll do the two towers (two towers was copyright blocked, join the discord for the hookup)
discord: https://discord.gg/k2rW2V6hQS
onlyfans: https://on...
two-hundred thirty-eight thousand, six hundred ninety-seven
zweihunderachtunddreißigtausendsechshundertsiebenundneunzig
While I can pronounce the German one just fine
It doesn't mean its fun

wat
Yelling*
What’s the point of memes if you can’t post. 😡😡😡
You need the familiar role. You can check your xp in #bot-spam
Once you hit level 5 you'll be able to post images
Im in this picture and I don't like it
The image may be spoiled from reddit too, let me check the image name on my phone
Yeah it says spoiler in the name
AHHHHHHHH the SPOONS ALIVE
Or run around pretending to be a swamp monster
Bitted this raw union
Erf
really makes u think
Savequit no revert no death challenge run
Hey it’s the shipyard
xD

Sorry your order had oil in it
@thick ember Ray are you screwing with people while delivering doordash food?

👍 always happy to help
I am financially ruined (Agriculture Futures)
I have lost everything, and I'm not sure how to continue. This summer I invested $17,500 (six months salary and my entire life savings) into ornamental gourd futures, hoping to capitalize on this lucrative emerging industry. After watching a video about Vincent Kosuga and his monopoly on onions, I decided I'd try to do something similar with another vegetable. I did some research and found out many agricultural forecasters expected this year's gourd yield would be far smaller than the past, due to deteriorating soil conditions in central Mexico and a warmer-than-average spring. At first, demand soared around Halloween and prices skyrocketed, but the gourd bubble burst on November 12th. Unfortunately, the coronavirus caused a massive drop-off in demand due to fewer families decorating their tables for thanksgiving, and prices plummeted. I had invested early enough that I thought I would still be fine, but then on the morning of December 2nd, a new email in my inbox caused my stomach to turn into a pretzel. The massive gourd shipment from Argentina, scheduled for early March, had arrived. I was planning on selling off my futures right before this, in February, but this ruined everything. To top it off, the gourds in this shipment were absolutely gargantuan, some topping 4 pounds each, causing the price-per-pound to drop like an anchor into the range of 6 cents per pound. I am ruined.
Is this a real copypasta? like is this something someone actually posted seriously and then people started copying it around?
I believe it is an elaborate troll
Either that or someone unironically believes the shit on wallstreetbets
wallstreetbets exists because people are willing to believe it

can confirm, Mezzi refuses to be picked up
...and Cinnamon if in "run" mode
seen that dingus cat do a backflip off the wall trying to escape going to the vet
Daw
I was wheezing on the floor for a few minutes after that, while my ex-wife was like "damnit Ryan we're gonna miss the appointment"
the vet I go to is chill as fuck though
I mean....I agree with the cat. That's like trying to get me to go to the doctor.
the cat has nine teeth and an uncommon hereditary disorder
she needs the damn vet
but Cinnamon, in run mode, cannot be caught
I've tried for years
and given up
cat has more perseverance than most humans I know in that regard xD
see Cinnamon is like that
but you have to pick up and lightly scruff before bringing out the carrier
because they know the carrier
they do not like the carrier xD
The carrier we have is a bed option, so they don't fear it. Sometimes it's a time out box too.
that is from uncle johns bathroom reader
all of those court transquips
fifi??????
uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
id probably get banned for mentioning what it really is but what the fuck why would they name a kid's toy that
they'll search up fifi on google and get less than desireable results to say the least

i won't even bother searching.
i think i already know what i might expect.

If you want to floss like grandma you don't need Beefy the flossing sloth.
cute kitty
bazinga
^ you know you've been videoconferencing too much when
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its weird
the word furry is a red flag
that's dumb

