#memes🤡

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tropic wigeon
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Honestly I'm terrified of typing @ everyone just in case something's gone funky with the room config

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I don't need 40,000 people dm'ing me going WAT

feral dome
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It's disabled serverwide so it would just ping that user
I don't think a trial mod has the authority to change that

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So the one messing with stuff couldnt have changed it

tropic wigeon
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you never know if someone has been drunk adminning though...

rain kiln
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Lmao

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Nah pretty sure only Admins can fire it

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Source: back when I was DiscMod I fired it by accident

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And thus it was changed

tropic wigeon
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I heard 😄

stark smelt
buoyant coral
pulsar quartz
buoyant coral
buoyant coral
main falcon
buoyant coral
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This one is even worse

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They should make a delivery dance movie

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It’s like sing but delivery dance

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Instead of a singing competition it’s a dancing competition

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But you have to dance to soy yo while eating food

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Bonus points for being cringey

buoyant coral
opal wyvern
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constant pain

stark smelt
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send it

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to space

fast salmon
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Why are some of the videos so loud? People must be pretty poor of hearing when making them. blobsad

buoyant coral
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They are poor of hearing because they listened to someone else’s loud video

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It’s a negative cycle

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That never ends

stark smelt
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it’s so people can hear it in space

buoyant coral
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Yeah

feral dome
pulsar quartz
feral dome
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That made me yawn. Lol

pulsar quartz
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:D

fresh veldt
rare violet
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he prolly got a weapon athome

main falcon
# fresh veldt

I used to envy my bestfriend for all the batman dolls he had.

tropic wigeon
main falcon
pearl anvil
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.mute 15m 319449708634308609

dense fieldBOT
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MsAethena#5892 Rayzo#0037 has been muted from text and voice chat for 15 minutes.

pearl anvil
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I will reiterate obnoxiously loud posts will not be tolerated.

buoyant coral
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Lmao

pearl anvil
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So does Chaotzu

buoyant coral
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Badlands chugs air

thick ember
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he miss

sonic rose
buoyant coral
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I got the exact same thing

pure flax
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sshhhh

thick ember
buoyant coral
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18 HUNGRY CONSUMERS IN THEIR HOMES ORDERING ON GRUB HUB

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HUNGRY CONSUMERS ORDERING FOOD WANTING TO DANCE IN THEIR SOCKS

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GRUB HUB REALLY ROCKS

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HOT FOOD BEING DELIVERED, THE CHICKEN SANDWICHES GETTING EATEN HARD

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18 MORE DELIVERY DRIVERS OUT IN THE YARD

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RESISTING TO EAT THE FOOD IS EVER SO HARD

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FEAST IN THE DINING ROOM AT GRUB HUB

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BIG LARGE PLATTERS OF FOOD

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LIKE A MEDIEVAL KINGS CHRISTMAS DINNER

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LARGE ICY MILKSHAKES GETTING SUCKED EMPTY

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FOOD EVEN BEING DELIVERED WHILE EVERYONE SLEEPS

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GRUH HUB REALLY ROCKS

buoyant coral
pure flax
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uber remix

buoyant coral
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Indihome paket Phoenix

steel thorn
fast salmon
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Karen's gonna be pissed. karen

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🐊

buoyant coral
pulsar quartz
raw sonnet
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That happened this morning

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Literally a thousand memes for me

pulsar quartz
buoyant coral
hallow belfry
thick ember
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Oh my god

fast salmon
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We need a pickle emoji

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Dancing pickle emoji

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bananas like this, but a pickle

tropic wigeon
fast salmon
mental marsh
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"i remember being in the writer's room, and i remember someone saying 'rick turns himself into a pickle'"

rain kiln
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the only meme I have ever saved

main falcon
rain kiln
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fucking love Deja Vu webms

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that juke was insanity

tropic wigeon
steady jolt
main falcon
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I went to Europe and filmed it myself, ofc

thick ember
buoyant coral
fast salmon
fast salmon
sharp forge
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yeah its a fake video, you can tell because the truck jerks a bit before it hits the ground

thick ember
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Yeah, and because of how fast it accelerates

tropic wigeon
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you can also tell because of the way it is

buoyant coral
stark smelt
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haha

stark smelt
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little drummer bird

tropic wigeon
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is there anything better than birb memes?

pulsar quartz
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Fox memes

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Birbs have beaks x.x

vague galleon
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I thought they would go overboard with the eggs again but now its pickles?

twin flame
thick ember
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Probably? Would be surprised if there'd be no sea shanties there.

fast salmon
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There are. piratedance

pulsar quartz
thick ember
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Lmao

tropic wigeon
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🤨

buoyant coral
gritty gyro
thick ember
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Hence the meme

twin flame
pulsar quartz
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Yeah me too, but I thats why its the meme though I guess lol

steady stirrup
rain kiln
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What

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Oh

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That

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You're welcome

thick ember
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please tell me if it's loud or not.

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for me it's not, but last time i sent something that wasn't loud to me, apparently it was.

pearl anvil
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Its loud to me

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But I also have good hearing 🤷‍♀️

pulsar quartz
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On my phone on low it's not to bad to me

pearl anvil
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Fair enough

thick ember
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or it might be just me getting deaf

pearl anvil
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😔

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Its loud to me but its not like ear piercing at least

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Ill leave it

rain kiln
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does it peak in whatever speakers are transmitting the audio?

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if so, it's too loud c:

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oh nah that's fine

steady stirrup
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I equate loudness to "is it literally breaking my speaker"

rain kiln
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that's what I mean by "peaking"

steady stirrup
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o

pulsar quartz
steady stirrup
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but

pulsar quartz
rain kiln
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I genuinely don't know if this'll be okay here, due to...well, Snoop Dogg being dubbed into it

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but here

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Anime Snoop Dogg the cute japanese girl finds a free job posting at a maid cafe serving up delicious snacks and a double cheeseburger with dr dre

what you thought i was just going to do the short parody video i did a couple of months ago? :^)

Parody of the intro for the anime Blend S.

Lot of hidden work in this one, a ton of rotoscoping, ther...

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steady stirrup
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I miss this channel

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it was the peak of my teenage youtube experience

pearl anvil
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I'm listening

silk ether
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lol

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on a date with someone

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hey idk if this is going to work out

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hey WAIT but what if cheese

pure flax
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so many pins in the river

thick ember
pearl anvil
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Man England needs to update to 1080p at least

zenith orbit
hallow belfry
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Dad from Inside Out

tough grail
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🗿

main falcon
fast salmon
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Fyi, there's a rule of no politics in memes. So it'll be deleted

pure flax
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ty

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i didn't see it but ty anyway

steady stirrup
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This is the memes channel

buoyant coral
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:\

opal wyvern
oblique cloak
tropic wigeon
main falcon
oblique cloak
worldly flint
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no way

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he

pulsar quartz
feral dome
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They sounds great, interesting location lmao

pulsar quartz
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The harmony and acoustics is amazing

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Is this Mando music?

feral dome
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Yeah

worldly flint
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he on be a cheaseburbnger

thick ember
feral dome
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Don't do that please

feral dome
mental marsh
fast salmon
# thick ember

Omg that is such a traumatic event. Lmao The real dog describes my emotion perfectly PikachuShocked

silver garden
fast salmon
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What's up with the audio. Please beware of the channel's rules in respect to audio. Pins

fast salmon
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Read the channel's rules.

thick ember
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it has really good sound quality

fast salmon
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It does now that it's been deleted.

thick ember
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?

quaint wren
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The new vid is fine

thick ember
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there weren't any in the first place

mint glen
quaint wren
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What part of that's getting delayed tho

warm oasis
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to think the game will have multiplayer at some point 😄

stark smelt
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glad it’s a different team working on multiplayer

lunar moss
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You're welcome

thick ember
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*Your

fast salmon
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I'm surprised that's properly spelled 😆

oblique cloak
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might be a bit loud in some parts

quaint wren
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Seems fine to me.

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If you're worried about audio though, I'd bet money on someone having gif'd that somewhere

mental marsh
main falcon
fast salmon
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It's still so good. I appreciate the suction sound the most.

thick ember
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Hehe

fast salmon
quaint wren
mental marsh
twin flame
pulsar quartz
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Yes the chainsaw thing really happened, the guy got extremely lucky

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it was posted on imgur and reddit not long ago

twin flame
thick ember
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its very old

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i have had that video for years

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nothing posted on reddit or imgur is new

pulsar quartz
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ah well my mistake, I have seen that actually happen irl tho

twin flame
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bamboozled

thick ember
pearl anvil
raw sonnet
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Hmmmmm

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Dad jokes

steady stirrup
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Aethena lowkey letting us know she's a dad now

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congrats!

pearl anvil
pearl anvil
warm oasis
gritty gyro
mental marsh
fast salmon
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🤣 Is this true? Or really just a fabricated meme?

fast salmon
pearl anvil
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i had a feeling it was fake because the 3rd quote of the british broke the formatting by not highlighting BRITISH: as red text

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🧐

fast salmon
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Great point. DetectivePikachu2

pure flax
pearl anvil
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i feel attacked in some way

thick ember
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I need more of these.

fast salmon
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Marm, you deserve a pizza trophy today pizzatrophy pizzachu @bold quail

steady stirrup
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I missed u floppa

modern citrus
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ah ok it's a joke

steady stirrup
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well yeah since it would be weird for a trained navy to not notice that the lighthouse is not moving

hallow belfry
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Still pretty funny though

main falcon
tropic wigeon
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I've seen the same transcript with both Canadian Lighthouse/US Carrier and Swedish Lighthouse/Norweigan Ship

main falcon
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It's amusing and is as much of an indictment on the culture reading it as it is of the navy.

tropic wigeon
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Also I think manned lighthouses stopped about 150 years ago

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I'm not sure even why a lighthouse would be equipped with a radar either

main falcon
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They aren't.

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lol

tropic wigeon
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tl;dr: the story has a number of fundamental flaws

buoyant coral
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When the T90 evolves into a crab

hallow belfry
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Soulja boy warned us. We didn’t listen

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Now he is on top. And we are all dead

buoyant coral
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I often find myself in the pilot seat of an airplane with no idea how to fly

thick ember
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Nice

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I need those chairs.

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I need those chairs.

quaint wren
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I don't see selling houses to Atlantis residents as political

thick ember
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Boomer memes 😎

buoyant coral
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Like team trees wasn’t political

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I’m not

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Marm quick run a mod is here

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I saw moon typing

thick ember
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I'm not interested anymore. catsips

buoyant coral
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The do it because then.

thick ember
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@thick ember MOON CAT PFP MOON CAT PFP

buoyant coral
quaint wren
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Look if you want to make it political

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I'll act accordingly

buoyant coral
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😳

main falcon
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Oh wait. Are we going to play a game where we take everything that exists and turn it into politics? I mean...That's fun, right?

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"That's a kettle! pot-kettle-black is used in political attacks! That's political!"

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/s ofc

buoyant coral
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Go ahead mods

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They did it wow

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I didn’t delete it

main falcon
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If they had removed it, they'd be justified

pearl anvil
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I did it; you asked.

main falcon
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Antagonizing mods is not wise

buoyant coral
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I asked the mods to delete it

pearl anvil
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ben shapiro video removed; have a nice day

buoyant coral
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I will buy

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Give me the micheal wave

oblique cloak
hallow belfry
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Big Wide World never left us

mental marsh
stark smelt
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someone took a beautiful shit

oblique cloak
warm oasis
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He's spyny

mental marsh
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@sterile delta ^

fast salmon
fast salmon
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Yes PepoSad

warm oasis
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nevermind, didn't read that square 😄

fast salmon
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Lol

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I was so excited about it. Then the typo. PikachuShocked

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I wish I wasn't so particular about typos. ablobsad

warm oasis
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oh i sea ...

fast salmon
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I liked it though. Found it funny.

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Like buy all the baked beans and toilet paper.

warm oasis
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ye it got a bit mental

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the worst ones were those bulk buying meat then having to throw it away because they couldn't consume it all in time

fast salmon
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Not reposting. But I am still your friend, Marm. blobheart

mental marsh
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oh wait channel confusion heh sorry

fast salmon
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I heart crabs CrabPls

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We need a crab rave.

mental marsh
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i've never seen this, also

mental marsh
main falcon
fast salmon
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I need to find or create a volume warning emoji. a_think

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I guess ⚠️ 🔊 could do for now.

buoyant coral
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What is loud then? I think you should post us an example of something very very loud.

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Creek meditation 😌

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Meditating in the creek garden 😌

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Is the water warm?

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I would imagine it to be cold

thick ember
buoyant coral
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Ah shit I just broke my phonecase

fast salmon
twin flame
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that was really really nice

mental marsh
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That one is definitely boosted, from the original song, for whatever it’s worth

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I am uncertain how I would classify so I’m not going to try but the original is a good step down

fast salmon
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AMThinking Yeah, ppl here love pushing moderator's buttons.Till they get a proper warn and their stuff gets deleted. a_shrug3

mental marsh
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It’s been a good solid 3 days of memes with sound suddenly. I thoughts memes were GIFs with text. Now they’re trying to be Max Headroom episodes?

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I mean, power to the 80s (90s?), but

sterile delta
mental marsh
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Apple Music is a few dB lower

pearl anvil
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too loud for me

sterile delta
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😕

pearl anvil
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since i have to listen to all of these things to make sure its not headphone breaking keep that in mind 😐

sterile delta
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they were completely identical but ok

thick ember
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Once you default to half a sound at all times, and zero trust, no earrape will take you by surprise. 😄

pearl anvil
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don't care about "turning down the volume"

thick ember
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Only takes about a dozen of earrapes to train such reflexes tho.

pearl anvil
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just don't post loud shit; its really not asking a lot

mental marsh
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Don't place the burden of avoiding 'earrape' on the people you share with.

pearl anvil
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tired of all the whining and commentary on it

thick ember
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You can say that, but will it stop the scum from doing so.

pearl anvil
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and they'll be dealt with accordingly

thick ember
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This server will be the first one to punish earrape that I'm a part of.

mental marsh
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Was already

thick ember
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Literally nobody usually gives a shit, and that's kinda sad tbh.

mental marsh
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purple is my favorite color and i haven't bought a non-red onion in years

thick ember
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it's rgb values are prolly higher than normal onions.

mental marsh
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they're so tasty

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Nic! Nic! Nic!

fast salmon
mental marsh
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so i am told

main falcon
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For the record, I was born deaf.

pulsar quartz
mental marsh
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ain't nothing but a nerve break

fast salmon
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I'd honestly find it somewhat absurd if users here are honestly gonna feel that butt hurt about their meme videos getting deleted from the memes channel (of all places PikachuShocked), without even bothering to understand the reason behind the new rule. To me, it isn't even just about a speaker being damaged, but about protecting our users' hearing. But I guess this is a similar issue we have nowadays with anti-maskers, assuming that a mask requirement has to do with their community trying to "control" them. blobrollingeyes

sterile delta
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frankly I only have an issue when the rule gets abused

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I'm okay with no earrape in any other instance but in the case of what marm posted earlier it really wasn't

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the video about Friday

fast salmon
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I didn't delete it. I'm just taking part in the conversation about the reasons behind the rule.

thick ember
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I mean if you just said when you posted it that there's a volume warning it'd be totally fine

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Should be fine anyways

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I dunno what the rule is on it

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That's what we have in my server, you just say when you post a loud meme that it's loud, and so people aren't deafened otherwise it's just their fault

fast salmon
main falcon
pulsar quartz
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Yeah it's also in the channel info but if you click it :)

main falcon
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Is ASMR going to be considered too offensive because it sounds gross, next?

fast salmon
thick ember
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Ah I see

main falcon
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When the rules boil down to opinion, opinion matters.

thick ember
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If it's loud enough to be frightening/sudden, then it should have a volume warning right

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Pretty sure that unless people here need hearing aids we can agree that at a certain point, something is definitely loud. Regardless of "loudness being subjective"

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But that's just a theory
A nacho theory

feral dome
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It isn't a matter of offense. It's a matter of not posting loud things. If you legit can't hear things, then that'll be more lenient of course

quaint wren
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If I recall correctly: part of this stems from certain earrapes having busted headsets in the past. Like most things that cause issues, if they are continuous then they ruin things for everything else in that category.

feral dome
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I say we stop discussing this though, and return to memes in the meme channel. It isn't going anywhere

fast salmon
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I'll check. Although when the server deletes, the cached version may be lost. One moment.

thick ember
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I think it'd just be common courtesy to warn people about stuff in your meme that might be alarming. But if it comes to that, it might be best not to post it since it wouldn't be worth the trouble

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Warning
Vejetalb

quaint wren
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A warning is fair, but Spirit is right: this is clogging memes. If anything, leave a mention in #discord-server-feedback or #off-topic-bond-james-bond or something so that we can discuss this in a place where people aren't gonna be bothered that they aren't seeing memes.

thick ember
quaint wren
thick ember
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This gives pain

pulsar quartz
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Heh

thick ember
pulsar quartz
main falcon
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I am so confused

pulsar quartz
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Nope not loud to me on half volume with my phone

feral dome
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Lmao

thick ember
main falcon
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I never....Poor terry hogan.

pulsar quartz
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XD

thick ember
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Same lol

quaint wren
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Ah yes, see the significance of Nickelback there is... I mean, the PS5 controller... the reason it turned into Hulk Hogan's stache is...

thick ember
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Oh it's a different one nvm

pulsar quartz
thick ember
quaint wren
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That thing should be a flower right now

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😔

pulsar quartz
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Huh?

quaint wren
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||Thats Asriel||

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||Or at least, it looks like him||

forest saffron
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but what if thats in deltarune

gray frigate
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||It's him||

quaint wren
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Then we have no idea

main falcon
gray frigate
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||DeltaRune is a different AU than Undertale||

feral dome
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Whoa really!?

gray frigate
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woah

forest saffron
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yeah in deltarune ||asriel is our older bro||

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he still alive

quaint wren
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Deltarune's the only AU that ||is legitimate and linked to Undertale solely through us||

feral dome
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My reply was @ there's people in the world

thick ember
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Oop

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Maybe ignore that last one

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I could read it properly when selecting memes

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I dunno if it's really a meme

quaint wren
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||Referring to the Sans dialogue where you have a choice to say 'its good to see you again'||

main falcon
gray frigate
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I will not

quaint wren
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Thats a

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Bold

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Statement

gray frigate
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Budum Blocked!

pulsar quartz
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Oh I couldn't get into undertale it was meh

gray frigate
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not for everyone

quaint wren
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^

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Its an experience, to be sure, but everyone has their own tastes

feral dome
pulsar quartz
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I dunno, I didn't get far into the game either. Shortly after mom tells you to not explore or whatever

quaint wren
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Pudding cans have rings?

main falcon
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Yes

quaint wren
pulsar quartz
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I didn't like how it played sadly v.v maybe I'll try it again later

feral dome
gray frigate
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i mean, I guess you didn't explore

main falcon
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There's a japanese animator that made a cartoon that became a really popular meme for a super short time...

pulsar quartz
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Sorry x
X

main falcon
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and it's eating my brain

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I twisted the "we live in a society" meme to be a bit more....on the nose

thick ember
pulsar quartz
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So me lol

thick ember
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Same

main falcon
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Is there a limit in terms of frame size for uploading images on discord?

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I thought it auto sized stuff down

thick ember
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I think so

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When you upload something hd it'll present it as lower quality

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To see the full quality you gotta open it in your browser

main falcon
pulsar quartz
thick ember
halcyon hatch
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How do I post memes here?

pulsar quartz
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You need to be level 5 on the server before you can post pics

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You can check your level in #bot-spam with the xp command. Preface it with a period when you type xp

pulsar quartz
pulsar quartz
pulsar quartz
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This one the laughing may be a tad loud for some. But overall it isn't bad I don't think.

steady stirrup
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its missing the "wearing sunglasses and fedora" one

pulsar quartz
mental marsh
warm oasis
thick ember
elfin sparrow
thick ember
fast salmon
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I heart that song ablobsmilehappy 🎶

pearl anvil
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the last one makes me wanna watch CarlSagan42 videos

round plinth
pure flax
sterile delta
low arch
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me irl

late wasp
late wasp
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I had to wait until 10

mental marsh
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Er

late wasp
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It's been 84 years guys I promise I'm not a bot

pure flax
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Mhm

main falcon
mental marsh
main falcon
celest crescent
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T-posing to assert dominance is a lot easier when you have shoes with motorized wheels

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You can slide around while keeping the same pose

main falcon
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Why you should never order food from Burger King

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This meme was a thing

celest crescent
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YES!

mental marsh
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What on earth

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Apparently I missed a great deal opting out of social nonsense as a teen

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Y’all had some weird hobbies

rain hazel
mint glen
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Seriously tho, why the hell are sea shanties the new popular thing 🤣

celest crescent
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Is this when Newfie music makes a comeback?

mint glen
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Oh damn, I just saw someone bring up a really good point: Sailors sang shanties to break up the monotony of more or less being in isolation for months at a time. Sound familiar?

fast salmon
celest crescent
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Needs more pirate metal

mint glen
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Lol

fast salmon
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On December 27, TikTok creator and Scottish musician Nathan Evans posted a video of himself singing "The Wellerman," a shanty from the 19th century.

mint glen
celest crescent
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WITH people?

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This is isolation 😛

mint glen
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Yee, they're all over TikTok

fast salmon
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Yup. Hence TikTok craze.

mint glen
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People are singing em together there

celest crescent
fast salmon
mint glen
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Yeah, lol

fast salmon
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So good. Love it. dance

stark smelt
mental marsh
feral dome
thick ember
buoyant coral
main falcon
# fast salmon Did you see this one? I had to watch multiple times cuz I couldn't believe such ...

What started as a TikTok became a massive colab & turned into the ultimate remix. 100% of the revenue generated from this video will be sent to the original singer, @NathanEvanss.

Click here to check out my remix of the song, in the style of Ievan Polkka: https://youtu.be/j9Z9vZWj-MY

Disclaimer: I do not own the copyright to this material. A...

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Honestly expected sea shanties to be big in 2012 with Dishonored's release (which used sea shanties as promotional material)

urban oxide
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I hate you

warm oasis
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😄

pulsar quartz
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I fell for it I admit

feral dome
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same

feral lintel
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oh my god, i tried to get it off before I read it lmao

pulsar quartz
urban oxide
# pulsar quartz

this happens to me but It's never because I'm having trouble, It's because I'm searching every nook and cranny of the level for any stuff

pulsar quartz
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same lol

raw sonnet
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Cats on crack

twin flame
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uwu

steady stirrup
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lmfao

pulsar quartz
desert stag
pulsar quartz
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pearl anvil
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but we cannot defeat the armies of mordor!

stark smelt
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what’s with all these harry potter memes

pulsar quartz
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That is almost ban worthy my friend /s 😎

thick ember
steady stirrup
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I can hear that image

ocean thorn
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sometimes, you can feel an image, this is one of those times

steady stirrup
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yes I feel calm seeing this image of someone taking care and cleaning their equipment thoroughly

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those fans cant wash themselves!

warm oasis
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yes those are cpu pins and the guy was trying to sell the mobo for £50

ocean thorn
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i feel so much pain there

stark smelt
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haha

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“another-

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-lasagna”

rain hazel
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this has been on of the best series of memes ive seen

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starting at watermeloncat

buoyant coral
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Not all rotary guns are miniguns

buoyant coral
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The mini gun is specifically the 7.62mm 6 barrel rotary machine gun

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The m134

celest crescent
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GAU8 goes BRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

sweet belfry
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I love how many lord of the rings and the hobbit memes there where.

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I have a watched all of the hobbit and lord of the rings films and am reading the hobbit

rain hazel
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read the lord of the rings, confusing shit right there

sweet belfry
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Like what?

mental marsh
stark smelt
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thank YOU!

thick ember
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They have a point

mental marsh
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I love the sound of a crisp socket

hollow laurel
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As someone who's installed plenty of Expansion Cards, hitting that that hard had to have hurt like a bitch.

quaint wren
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But thats a CPU

warm oasis
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it can be painful to watch some of those PC builds on Twitch

mental marsh
rain kiln
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part of me wants to believe that's the old CPU they were upgrading from

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part of me knows humans can, in fact, be that dumb

quaint wren
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narrow Goes Perpendicular

rain kiln
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it's a joke, abbreviates to GPU

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probably because that's the PCIe port for one

quaint wren
rain kiln
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little birb getting them GAINZzZ

warm oasis
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Posted a pic earlier and half the pins were still in the cpu socket

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And they were asking £50 for the mobo lol

pulsar quartz
robust bronze
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What do you call a cow with no legs?

||Your mom||
||Gottem!||

rain kiln
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spoiler tags for punchlines are cringe

thick ember
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||your mom cringe||

urban oxide
pulsar quartz
hollow moat
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@steady stirrup I have actually cleaned computer cooling parts such as heatsinks and fans exactly like this. The key is to make sure its bone-dry by the next time it runs power. Never once lost a device that way. I wouldn't likely try it with a PSU though. (Maybe an old junker just to see if it can be done XD)

warm oasis
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poor thing needs a meal plan and diet

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tigers aren't meant to be that big q.q

pulsar quartz
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Yeah, but it was still kinda funny the comment, jsut sucks the tiger is a chungus

rain kiln
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I mean yea the comment is funny but the context is sad

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like I know I can't outrun a healthy tiger, but I think I can outrun that one, and that's q.q

raw sonnet
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I saw that a while ago and apparently some zoo in China or something like that deliberately over feed all there tigers like that one just so more people would visit

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I’m pretty sure they gave the tigers all diets cos of bad publicity

pulsar quartz
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quaint wren
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I feel this

pulsar quartz
pulsar quartz
quaint wren
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Oh uh

pulsar quartz
quaint wren
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Yea, thats what I was totally referring to

pulsar quartz
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ooh lol

main falcon
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steady stirrup
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Spongebob me boi I'd pay ye salary but the clap of me arsecheeks blew away the bills back in the safe

buoyant coral
thick ember
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P̴͐̅e̶̛͑t̵̐͛e̸͛͂r̸̃̇

loud pecan
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"Hehe Lois I took a swim in this one region of cinnabar Island and am now permanently corrupted"

thick ember
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Pog the new Peter Griffin update to Cyberpunk finally came

thick ember
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Terrifying

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Truly terrifying

main falcon
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Did he just say "blyat", pronounced "Blot"?

thick ember
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Says “blocked”

pure flax
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Johnson must've got his team of scientists to cook this one up

ocean thorn
thick ember
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Step 1 wake up
Step 2 open twitter
Step 3 go visit god by your own hands

mental marsh
main falcon
mental marsh
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I suppose the game would be easier if I didn’t insist on wearing V’s original outfit

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I just haven’t found anything inspiring to replace it with!

buoyant coral
pure flax
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if only these were funny

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i stare at them and i do not smile

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my eyelids start to close, but not fully, and then my pupils slowly move off, looking out through the windows into the distance

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and i breathe

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the snow

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it melts

thick ember
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i laughed

buoyant coral
mental marsh
pulsar quartz
thick ember
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Na he shouldn't post it

pure flax
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Ya Na don't post it

main falcon
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Hey hey. Na. Na.

stark smelt
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na na na na na na

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na na na na na na na na

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ow

buoyant coral
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Can I post the basic counterbalance forklift instructions?

warm oasis
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rather watch paint dry

raw sonnet
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Lol

timber meteor
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🗿

pulsar quartz
modern citrus
pulsar quartz
gray frigate
buoyant coral
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Forklifts are Widely used to improve the efficiency of logistical distribution systems,
However, this convenient transporting machine may be the cause of serious accidents or casualties if used incorrectly.
In order to prevent accidents and/or casualties, Basic operation of the Counterbalance forklift is explained in this video.
Pt. 1: Getting On/Off and Starting
Before starting any operation with a forklift, ensure the forks are in the proper safe position in accordance with the type of load or pallet to be handled.
The Recommended width between the forks is 1/2th to 3/4th's of the width of the pallet
When adjusting the position of the forks, place them symmetrically to the center of the forklift, Take extra care to protect Hands and fingers from getting caught in the forks
Before getting on, inspect the front and rear surroundings by Indication and vocalization.
Mount the seat from the left side, holding on to the assist grip with your left hand, and the seat back with your right hand, place your left foot on the step to get on the forklift.
Adjust the rear-view mirrors and fasten the seat belt. Use the Left side of the forklift to get on and off.
Getting on or off the forklift or adjustment of the seat is only permitted when the forklift is stationary. never grab the steering wheel or any operational levers.
Jumping on and off is strictly prohibited.
Hold the steering knob with your left hand, confirm that the select lever is placed in neutral position. Confirm that the parking break is set.
Then insert the key into the key switch and start the engine. Lift the forks 5-10 cm. from the ground, then tilt the mast fully backward.
Depress the brake pedal. Before starting the Forklift, always inspect the vicinity of the forklift by indication and vocalization. When safety has been confirmed, Depress the break pedal and shift the select lever into forward.
Release the parking break and depress the accelerator pedal to move forward.

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Pt. 2: Right-Angle Turns (Forward/Reverse)
Now to right angle turns.
Drive forward to the center of the isle and approach the corner gradually.
When the backrest of the forklift reacher the corner, start turning the steering wheel.
When the middle section of the forklift arrives at the center of the isle your entering, return the steering wheel quickly to the straight position
In addition, be aware of the turning radius difference of the outer wheels, as it is different from automobiles.
Next, right angle turns in reverse.
Drive the forklift backward down the center of the isle, When the front wheels are about one meter from the corner, confirm the corner to turn.
Turn the steering wheel quickly when the front wheels pass the corner.
While checking the center of the counterweight and the center of the isle behind the forklift, return the steering wheel quickly to the straight position
When making right angle turns, you must observe the following:
If the load blocks your vision, drive backward.
If Necessary, ask someone to assist you.
Adhere to the turning ability of the forklift. Drive slowly.
Always be aware of any obstacles, personnel, and surroundings.
When ascending, drive with the load positioned uphill.
When the height of the load is higher than the backrest, Secure it to prevent collapsing.

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Pt. 3: Loading
Now to loading, Approach and square up to the pallet.
Depress the brake pedal to stop the forklift 20-30 cm before the pallet.
Apply the parking break, and shift the select lever into neutral.
Position the mast at the vertical position
Lift the forks to the height of the pallet openings
Inspect the right, left, and moving direction by indication and vocalization.
Depress the brake pedal, and shift the select lever into forward.
Release the parking break.
Please be aware of the following to prevent any rollover accidents when loading.
Only handle loads which are within the forklift loading capacity indicated on the load plate.
Ensure the load is stable, avoid unbalanced loads.
Do not allow anyone onto the pallet. Do not allow anyone underneath the lifted pallet.
Move forward slowly and insert the forks completely into the pallet.
Depress the brake pedal to stop.
Apply the parking break and shift the select lever into neutral.
Lift the pallet to about 10 cm above the pallet stand.
Inspect the right, left, front, and rear surroundings by indication and vocalization.
Shift the select lever into reverse,
Release the parking break,
Move backward until the distance between the pallet stand and the front end of the pallet is about 20-30 cm, then stop.
Apply the parking break and shift the select lever into neutral
Lower the forks slowly until the forks are about 5-10 cm above the ground.
Tilt the mast fully backward.
Inspect the right, left and moving direction of the forklift by indication and vocalization.
Shift the select lever into reverse and release the parking break

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Pt. 4: Unloading
Now, onto unloading, approach and square up to the pallet stand.
Depress the brake pedal, and stop about 20 to 30 cm before the pallet stand.
Apply the parking brake and shift the select lever into neutral.
Position the mast to the vertical position
Lift the forks about 15 cm above the height of the unloading position.
Inspect the right, left, and moving direction with indication and vocalization.
Shift the select lever into forward and release the parking brake.
Move forward slowly until the pallet is directly above the pallet stand.
Depress the brake pedal to stop and apply the parking brake, shift the select lever into neutral.
Lower the pallet slowly.
Inspect the right, left, and moving direction by indication and vocalization.
Shift the select lever into reverse and release the parking break.
Make sure to clear the pallet or load while moving backward.
Stop the forklift by depressing the brake pedal when the distance between the pallet stand and the front end of the forks is about 20 to 30 cm.
Apply the parking brake and shift the select lever into neutral.
Lower the forks about 5-10 cm above the ground and tilt the mast fully backward.
Inspect the right, left, and rear surroundings by indication and vocalization.
Shift the select lever into reverse and release the parking brake.
Drive the forklift to the predesignated area.

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Pt. 5: Parking/Getting Off
Finally, lets study parking procedures and getting off the forklift
Depress the brake pedal and stop the forklift on level ground.
Apply the parking brake, and shift the select lever into neutral.
Then, tilt the mast forward until the forks touch the ground.
Turn the key switch off; remove the key.
Get off the forklift by placing your left hand on the step While holding onto the assist grip with your left hand, and the seatback with your right hand.
Store the key in a designated secure location.
Forklifts can cause serious accidents. Do not execute any abrupt operations, such as: Abrupt acceleration, abrupt braking, or Abrupt turning
Operation of the mast while the forklift is moving is strictly prohibited.
As much as having the accurate knowledge, it is important to be calm enough to follow each and every step, even during busy operations.
Observe the basic operation of the forklift, and focus on safe operation in your daily working environment.

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Done

thick ember
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thank you very much

gray frigate
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so informational

main falcon
pearl anvil
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the forklift thing isn't as fun without a goofy narrator voice and a ridiculous jingle in the background

main falcon
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turns on benny hill theme song

mental marsh
gray frigate
mental marsh
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omg i looked up yro'ue finally

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this is genius how did i not know

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thanks whoever posted the sound clip

gray frigate
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🤣

raw sonnet
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Lol I read it in my mind with no problem

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Lmao

late wasp
buoyant coral
queen obsidian
pulsar quartz
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XD

white hearth
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@queen obsidian i love scandinavia

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such a beautiful, proud culture

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architecture, nature its all there

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although i would prefer to live in iceland

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not sure if thats scandinavian

fast salmon
mental marsh
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Hah yay thank you @sterile delta

pulsar quartz
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pearl anvil
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this is so fucking stupid but i love it

thick ember
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I love that pin

pulsar quartz
forest saffron
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my brain fried during 1:32. god bless apollo justice

thick ember
steady stirrup
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Lmfao the Iris reactions make it even more hilarious

pulsar quartz
quaint wren
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Here you go, LotR extended https://youtu.be/UHzF5KnoN20

lord of the rings but every time sam takes a step towards mordor he says, “one more step, I’ll be the farthest away from home I’ve ever been”

fuck this took a long time

get me to 10k subs and I'll do the two towers (two towers was copyright blocked, join the discord for the hookup)

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two-hundred thirty-eight thousand, six hundred ninety-seven
zweihunderachtunddreißigtausendsechshundertsiebenundneunzig

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While I can pronounce the German one just fine

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It doesn't mean its fun

pulsar quartz
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XD

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I bet it sounded like you were telling too when you did

quaint wren
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wat

pulsar quartz
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Yelling*

halcyon hatch
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What’s the point of memes if you can’t post. 😡😡😡

thick ember
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You need the familiar role. You can check your xp in #bot-spam

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Once you hit level 5 you'll be able to post images

rain hazel
pulsar quartz
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Eh it spoilers it?

pearl anvil
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loobyShrug its weird

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the bot censors random shit sometimes

thick ember
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Lmao

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Discord thinks furries are nsfw

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solairethink the word furry is a red flag

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isashookstare that's dumb

pulsar quartz
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The image may be spoiled from reddit too, let me check the image name on my phone

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Yeah it says spoiler in the name

fresh veldt
rain hazel
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AHHHHHHHH the SPOONS ALIVE

pearl anvil
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Or run around pretending to be a swamp monster

thick ember
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Wash them like ten times. And shower.

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bite this onions

pearl anvil
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Bitted this raw union

thick ember
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🙁

pearl anvil
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Erf

steady stirrup
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really makes u think

pearl anvil
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Savequit no revert no death challenge run

pulsar quartz
pearl anvil
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xD

thick ember
hallow belfry
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Sorry your order had oil in it

thick ember
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was it

hollow moat
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@thick ember Ray are you screwing with people while delivering doordash food?

thick ember
hollow moat
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You a baaad doordash driver

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Bad Ray

thick ember
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👍 always happy to help

stark smelt
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banuck

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no

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bananuck

quaint wren
buoyant coral
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I am financially ruined (Agriculture Futures)

I have lost everything, and I'm not sure how to continue. This summer I invested $17,500 (six months salary and my entire life savings) into ornamental gourd futures, hoping to capitalize on this lucrative emerging industry. After watching a video about Vincent Kosuga and his monopoly on onions, I decided I'd try to do something similar with another vegetable. I did some research and found out many agricultural forecasters expected this year's gourd yield would be far smaller than the past, due to deteriorating soil conditions in central Mexico and a warmer-than-average spring. At first, demand soared around Halloween and prices skyrocketed, but the gourd bubble burst on November 12th. Unfortunately, the coronavirus caused a massive drop-off in demand due to fewer families decorating their tables for thanksgiving, and prices plummeted. I had invested early enough that I thought I would still be fine, but then on the morning of December 2nd, a new email in my inbox caused my stomach to turn into a pretzel. The massive gourd shipment from Argentina, scheduled for early March, had arrived. I was planning on selling off my futures right before this, in February, but this ruined everything. To top it off, the gourds in this shipment were absolutely gargantuan, some topping 4 pounds each, causing the price-per-pound to drop like an anchor into the range of 6 cents per pound. I am ruined.

steady jolt
buoyant coral
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Either that or someone unironically believes the shit on wallstreetbets

hollow moat
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wallstreetbets exists because people are willing to believe it

thick ember
rain kiln
rain kiln
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can confirm, Mezzi refuses to be picked up

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...and Cinnamon if in "run" mode

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seen that dingus cat do a backflip off the wall trying to escape going to the vet

thick ember
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Daw

rain kiln
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I was wheezing on the floor for a few minutes after that, while my ex-wife was like "damnit Ryan we're gonna miss the appointment"

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the vet I go to is chill as fuck though

thick ember
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I mean....I agree with the cat. That's like trying to get me to go to the doctor.

rain kiln
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the cat has nine teeth and an uncommon hereditary disorder

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she needs the damn vet

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but Cinnamon, in run mode, cannot be caught

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I've tried for years

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and given up

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cat has more perseverance than most humans I know in that regard xD

thick ember
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My cats trust me 100% so they're good lil angels about being picked up an moved. nyaTease1

rain kiln
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see Cinnamon is like that

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but you have to pick up and lightly scruff before bringing out the carrier

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because they know the carrier

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they do not like the carrier xD

thick ember
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all of those court transquips

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fifi??????

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uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

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id probably get banned for mentioning what it really is but what the fuck why would they name a kid's toy that

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they'll search up fifi on google and get less than desireable results to say the least

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i won't even bother searching.

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i think i already know what i might expect.

main falcon
pulsar quartz
stark smelt
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cute kitty

pulsar quartz
steady jolt
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bazinga

pulsar quartz
mental marsh
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^ you know you've been videoconferencing too much when

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