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"close to tactical nuke, I am"
Moral of the story here: kill your friends if they betray you.
||JK||
There’s purple cows now???
one-eyed one-horned flying purple cows
no
Where can I buy this?
Asking for a friend
I WATCHED IT FOR 2 MINUTES AND THEN LOOKED DOWN AT MY PHONE AND IT HAD FALLEN
ffs
it falls at 2:11
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What it feels like when a bunch of space pirates decide to perform a Hostile Subspace Scan literally 0.5 seconds after I took off from my freighter
Swot ha'ens when you always eat yer pawridge
Water an’ salt, mind. None o’ this milk and sugar shite, ken.
Adding milk and sugar removes the depression, we'll have none of that
Volume Warning, maybe?https://kuwaneko.tumblr.com/post/742085783638441984
I've seen a bunch of these, and they are all fantastic
Real tho
@tropic wigeon
Candycorndog
I see that the terminids are evolving, and can now deflect rockets... shit.
memes so far today have been top drawer tier.
Keep it up chat, proud of u 😊
Should I send all@my helldivers 2 memes in one big clump
no
Matter of fact, u snuck that meme in a split second before i posted my praise. Ur lucky u got in, but dont act like u earned it.
too bad its the internet and everyone is a judge
We already have earned our trophies, we have been judged worthy 
i dont get half of them, some look incomplete
tis a bit better
Hope this is Fahrenheit and not Celsius….
Kelvin
Have you ever thought "I wish I could spend this flight shitting through the eye of a needle"? Well you're in luck!
https://fxtwitter.com/PicturesFoIder/status/1762121728975634679
Bro needs to be banned from flying
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If that were true, broccoli would taste better than it does
Broccoli is pretty nice, you’re doing it wrong
See, the pooch agrees that you did it wrong
That thing licks itself and eats poop, but won't take the broccoli
Yeah broccoli top five veg for me
Broccoli is good
@round skiff
@round skiff Most of my memes are not allowed here i think lol i can only distribute memes here after much forethought, if they pass a sfw test 😦
The fuck is this bullshit
British cooking.
Either that, or Florida man cookin
Broccoli = 👍
Does yours eat carrots?
mmm cauliflower
I love broccoli
Great steamed
opossum
These are both excellent
So many kitties 
They all look so much like Cosmos and Onyx and it’s really throwing me off
GUYS
Broccoli or cauliflower
Broccoli
GUYS
Memes or MEMES
May mays
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Actually in awe of how grim this is. Fucking outstanding
↘️ Quoting Guardian news (@guardiannews)
Glasgow Willy Wonka experience slammed as ‘farce’ as tickets refunded http://dlvr.it/T3JrBm
looka like so much fuN!
@earnest roost
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what even is the top thing?
maybe a map? not even sure
Map of Lumiose from the trailer
Ah
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Gentle reminder
let me guess, taco bell?
Lmaoo no tbh
Come to think I never had any guts issues after first time eating taco bell food 
i’m in tears wtf did they give bro😭
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oh canada
:muffin:
Sorry Dollars
monopoly money
Canadian dollars were actually made after monopoly
And as a Canadian, I find it actually really funny
They smell amazing though
why did you smell the money
Because they told me it smells of maple and it does
wha-
no it doesnt
Swear it does
Is this someone having a seizure?
It's a dolphin!
idk how its edited but it looks like a seizure, pretty sure it’s a human though not a dolphin
It's definitely a dolphin
Shouldn't be in memes, where is serious channel when you need it
it was too much of a meme itself, redundant
air-paw’ds.jpg
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That's rule 2
It's past midnight here. Happy 1st of March!
Why is this cat not leaping
Yeeeeehaw
r u freaking kidding me, u just waiting for me to post so u can post a split second later or what
Uhmm… Yeah, I definitely intended to do that! I call it “The Opportunistic Strike” 😎
in that case, well played.
gg.
@round skiff
Trick question: minors cannot possess firearms in the US
It is a felony to purchase a firearm for a child or to give a child a firearm
oh
mem
it’s jerma
fr.
Also when u order, there is a flat screen u order on at the front, and it has a massive tip screen at the end where if u dont tip, the cashier will signal to the cook to um...well anyway there are no "waiters/waitresses either.
remember to tip your server
Im gonna be the guy that says ,,just make your own, its cheaper and better"
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New bread bowl just dropped
and your landlord
Works the other way around
GOD I hate these kinds of fuckin restaurants so god damn much, and the worst part is that they're popping up everywhere now
they used to be confined to downtown areas but now they're just popping up all over the place
That’s pretty sus
Nuh uh
Wheres my goose
WHAT
yo plait
Fed ex must’ve lost it
I did not select FedEx
@tropic wigeon
im lost, tell me
Me too
all 4 are in the same meme
What do you guys want at the
There was one of these made to look like a 7-11 in one of the episodes of inside job i watched today
The first 3 show names start with an “f-type” sound- except total drama
truly at a loss, huh
Yeah a wee bit. What they all have in common is that they were all integral to my childhood
THey were all after my time, excpet Family Guy
the joke is loss
I’m going with “narcissists”
"We're stuck in traffic and I just happened to look out of my window, and there it is. Look at this fat fuck, a mouse is not supposed to be round."
bro
why do i feel like u just made that up. It perfectly synergizes with what is exhibited on screen, but still.
Fine ill accept it.

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Rake them into your garden 
And SUFFOCATE your PLANTS??? Nuh uh
Plants probably don’t need oxygen silly
Anyone wanna come to the Disney Experience, Glasgow?
Yes please
What about paddington
Not quite as interesting
How did you make a picture that gets smaller when you click it to zoom in
GOOD question
Magic!
Witchcraft?
Sorcery
Tomfoolery
Asinine?
All of them got some weird ass chins
I dont understand polish that well, but i understood something, and you are suprisingly close
So you repeat the last thing someone said as a question?
Yipieee falukorv
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i chose bug
Then thou shall face my other one
o_o
0_0
oh no
oh yes
AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH
Said no American ever
an eternally itchy perineum would be the most barbaric cast imo
Several times
It tastes like something you would eat if you had Alzheimer’s and forgot how to make a meal
My assessment is that it is a dish that reminds your nation of its hard times and its fortitude, even though it is not enjoyable at all
Wrong again
Ah damn
So it’s just down to bad taste then
Ham isnt alive, though. Or is it?
ham has no soul
then why does it scream when i slice it
You’re supposed to butcher the pig first
the pig?
eat the pig whole to consume soul
Oh dear. Adam, we’ve been over this. Ham is pig. Long pork is human.
…the CEO of ham did
That better have been some good fish and chips
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Yeah yeah yeah I'm just over here wishing we had some of the creamy white gravy
i know a guy
GTFO, you're the guy, I'm not falling for this again
cackles in American
now THAT'S funny
Gekbred
DELICIOUS, new Halloween treat just dropped
what even is that
Reese's Craps
Don't do this again
ohhh bologna shoe inserts 😮😮😮
Halloween would be much better if people just marched their kids door to door getting tricked
i have come here just to see this land. what a day.
the lady with a gun 
i missed that product placement i cannot believ it
name a good activision game
Wolfenstein
Spiderman 2002
Might be mixing up Treyarch with Activision
Reinforces that there aren't many good Activision games 
Guitar hero’s, F
Extra seasoning
How silly of that pickle to have eyes and hands
Frogckle
Says my cat about me...
@gray frigate
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@earnest roost
They look so happy, at least until one of them has PTSD about a war, and goes ballistic
@shrewd basalt
Why they drag him into the water like he got kicked out of a club or something
they protec fish
They needed to be freed 
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Bootflops?
💯
Nuhuh
that's a seagull not a pigeon
'seagull at a fair' just doesn't work like 'pigeon at a fair' does
seagulls are just water pidgeons
Birds are birds
Lmao I think discord is preventing me from sending a cute video because the cartoon cat has an unnecessary butt visualized as an * 🤣
I'll just post this cat instead
@tropic wigeon @warm oasis @jagged niche
Thank you 
sosig
Always follow it up with idk tho
@tropic wigeon
Bro looks like Izuku
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Overwatch 2
It’s rather unpopular. If you’re bored, I recommend giving the negative reviews on Steam a read
Yep, that was so far my only source, and i lost interest too fast to look into it further
Probably isnt pure crap, just disappointing
Used to watch this when i was a wee boy 😄
cat treats
Me looking at the living ship quest as it gives me another timer and requires another extremely obscure resource (i am FUCKING losing it)
It’s sorta screwed up how they have the bodies on display
they're not the actual bodies, those were incinerated. whats displayed is the imprint that the bodies left when they got covered in ash, a body shaped cavity of some sort that has been filled with plaster. the plaster takes the exact same shape of the body
hmm i misread i thought you asked how they got the bodies
At least they have them raised and didn't let the bodies hit the floor
it's a common misconception, similarly, fossils aren't the remains of dinosaurs etc., they're the void left by a dead creature, filled with mineral deposits
see also
I know
I still think it’s screwed up
Not particularly. Not a huge egg guy
I do like beans
checkmate, bean pizza is a form of beans on toast
@ionic dawn @tropic wigeon these have always been lush
Poor teefs
Milk
Sekiro: Shadows die twice
😦
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Thanks. I didn't have to see that 😅
Ah those old memes of the talking dog kid
I wonder if otter defends against kisses and huggies 🥺
probably ya perv
Rip
Wth
🤤
true
You’re bugging me
those are green beans
burged hams
Should be posted in #no-mans-steak🥩
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Toni Soprano?
pain
Brrrrruh
i enjoy dry wall
That’s probably about right to be honest lol
U katsu
must taste like candy
Sweet, man made horrors beyond my understanding
Posting some nms memes because there is not enough nms memes in this nms discord.
Those are all wasps
False advertising stra’egy
Built-in wing engines 
I know a guy called Hugh Mann
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instead of eating mushrooms, Mario has to climb trees to eat eucalyptus
imagine being able to perform this attack flawlessly on any opponent
Ive never been much of a fighter but i suspect if i did this even in self defense im going to jail.
looks like krav to me
When I'm 70
2025?
I can't find a tosser emoji so you'll have to make do
More like in 3 months
He’s been caught
yep, articles are a joke these days
no, YOU bastard, alec
bro is she dead or what
did alec baldwin get a hold of her
This statement would carry more weight if it weren't for the armorer being convicted already
because she forced the gun into his hand and forced him to aim it at a non-actor outside of a filmed scene
😐
The gun that wouldn't have gone off during rehearsal if the armorer had done her job 
Wrong chat for getting into this topic anyway, not going further
where they goin
who knows
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hmmmm
the blue tie, because if they wore the red one they might trp over it and fail an interview
To quote someone else’s response somewhere “well, depends, am I going to a meeting or hanging myself”
what's the difference?
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One is a deeply unpleasant and depressing experience, the other is hanging yourself
“Yeah I’m a vandal, which stands for ‘Virtuous, Altruistic, Noble, Devoted, Attentive, and Lawful.’”
Ghost of Shrekshima ™️
Low calcium diet
Don’t you talk shit about greyhounds around me
Its the truth, that is one of the MANY dangers of dividing by zero
Why would I want to lose my streak of 643 days without a single natural photon in my room?
Lets all email them now
shrekiro: ogres dine twice
On another server I’m on lol
(Names blocked out for privacy)
Walking around mindlessly in my room is also something I do even with video games at my house
some SCP-001 stuff
This is insane, I love it
Always cast out the hosers
It is written, eh?
Glad you blocked the name, whew!
1000 Iq move
big bran
pikmin
were the bread slices aligned correctly on the proper opposite latitude and longitude, as well as bread edges facing perpendicular to the exact compass rose cardinal directions?
I hate eating sloppily made earth sandwiches.
did we ensure there were no other pieces of bread along the sides of the earth? Cause if there were, is it really a sandwich? We may be falling into hot dog territory.
these are the realest questions that need answers
since when did memes require fact checking?
Fact checking a meme is a meme in itself
Since when didnt memes need fact checking
mood
I mean, that’s technically a German Shepard
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thump, into the rooms of back
Whatever lives in the back rooms should start running, because a Russian man with no self preservation instincts just jumped on in
abble
Time is just an invention of clock companies to sell clocks
the metric system is just an invention by europeans to sell more kilos of things
Pie day review: it sucked, nobody made pies. 3/14.
People don't get arrested for imperial measurements of cocaine.
Get with the times maaan
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The Idiots Guide to Being El Chapo
Chapito 101
the animators must have been dying laughing with that frame
anime memes if they were funny
i thought that place blew up in an alien invasion back in '05.
They’re in the building mate
I aint done that
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Mild Acts of Tomfoolery
I wasted so much time being a reproductive cell I should've been to the gym fr fr fr
I wonder what kids 10 year from now, will be griping about gen z's
That will be a fun show
Older gens and younger gens will always gripe about how much easier each had things
And all of them will be correct
¿?
Olay
Im missing something
Is that a Sedan or an SUV
@smoky geode @jagged niche they don't know
Not from aroun’ these parts then
MPV
Bring back the Espace
Don’t think that’s an American car manufacturer
neither are most cars in america
however, looking at the size of the seats compared to the car in that photo, it's a microsedan
Sprinting in different types of footwear.
we do have microsuvs too
dude people on twitter are getting pissed about that
Why I have housecats, not housecows.
Watch this when you wake up @fast salmon
I was hoping it'd morph into Bad Apple
I posted that days ago n no one gave a shit 
(I'm not actually upset
)
Watch the donkey one I posted too 
Something very similar would happen to me in Space Engineers
lmao i hate when that happens 😂/
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I have seen the weiner mobile in person
Sitting in the drive right now isn't it?
I've licked the Weinermobile in person.
Nobody:
Autophage players when running from something (they forget some screws):
wait, skynet is evil?
BAA!
The steering wheel is not evil
It was following orders which was that the earth could not recover and to drift in space indefinitely
It's a meme lol. Neither is HAL or the WAU, WOPR or Colosssus. Heck even SKYNET. The only truly sinsiter AI in that group would be AM, with SHODAN, Durandal and GLaDOS following semi-behind, but no where near as closely.
Ah
Also its name was AUTO. (The one you call steering wheel.)
the most beautiful thing I've seen today
Thank you for ruining chocolate ice cream for me
I hope you’re proud of yourself, because I sure ain’t
Ice cream machine needs a coffee
What did it taste like
Presumably like reprocessed Taco Bell

Love
thanks i hate it
Turtlehead
Mmmm
It’s so derpy I can’t stop wheezing.
Same oaksbsg.
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My sincerest apologies, Gunter. Is derpy ATLAS rizz to much for you?
It’s funny :3
It needs a dumb quote like, "I'm the only man in the sky for you." 💀
Yes I'm not entirely sober.
@faint cairn just a training tip from Helldivers 2.
I’ve had that tip before, and posted it here
Ooh! Lol i never saw.
Well, not in this channel, but in this server
Not in the memes channel???
crazy burrito man sleeps with the lights on
Honestly, GLaDOS is probably one of the only AIs in media to actually behave with any noticeable malice, since she directly expresses her hatred for the player. HAL acted out of confusion, SkyNet acted solely out of fear, and I’m not sure about the other AIs because I’m smooth brain
how would yos see in your dreams with no lights
Me looking for nms memes
I know dude I know
GOOD point.
I made this one a while back
They've got a sharp knife
More like a fucking bandsaw
i already posted it a while ago
Oh I remember that one 
Finnaly, I have arrived!!
well? we're waiting, give us some memes!
AM makes GLaDOS look like a Saint. Same with SHODAN.
this is actually me
@quaint wren
Now how the hell did you even -
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Rather than actively hunting and foraging for food like most other Pokémon, it collects Berries and stores them in its shell. The Berries inside are liquefied and fermented while they decompose by Shuckle's digestive juices, which it then consumes. Its digestive juices are also used to dissolve rocks.
BDiamond/SPearl dex entry: It stores berries in its shell. The berries mix with its body fluids to become delicious juices.
No I would not 
@tropic wigeon it also has toe juice
Crystal Dex Entry: The fluid secreted by its toes carves holes in rocks for nesting and can be mixed with BERRIES to make a drink
No need for the hard sell 🤤
work from the inside out
nah that's just an unfolded taco, fold it and you're good to go
Could tacos get any more kick-butt than this? Aired 10/08/05
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hahaha. i’ll buy it for the tote bag
full of vegetarian salsa
that clip is 10 years old, i'll never get tired of it
samburg/sudeikis/hader...the dream team
jake peralta, ted lasso and barry 😄
I just saw deep fried and automatically approved
👁️ 👄 👁️
Kek
How could you take this colonial away from their family like this
bro you telling me that pokemon's basically an auto brewery? shit count me in
Where does the egg go? That's right, the square hole.
You can make an egg a cube with just your hands, no need to buy that
Did you know you can make an egg roll with your hands too?
Can you make a tootsie roll?
Of course
i know how they roll
Yup just push it over
they should be careful, that’s how the first group became stone
Life mimics art

