#memes🤡
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This week...
Santa said bad trains get coal.
oh no. oh no. oh nonononono
how I feel after 2 minutes of human contact
"From the moment I understood the weakness of my flesh, it disgusted me. I craved the strength and certainty of steel. I aspired to the purity of the blessed machine. Your kind cling to your flesh as if it will not decay and fail you. One day the crude biomass you call a temple will wither and you will beg my kind to save you. But I am already saved. For the Machine is Immortal."
feels digital man
LEROYYY JENKINSSSSS.
Is that why you use discord? Because genuine human contact is too much? Same here. Although I’m heavily extroverted if I’ve had a party the previous day I will soclude myself
There is no meme, get depressed:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wiWOdsc23yk
I swear I’m not a sadist-
Here's my Epic Metal Cover of the English version of Caramelldansen by the Caramella Girls
Get the Song Here👉https://ffm.to/zej6vax
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Do-do-do-oo, yeah-yeah-yeah-yeah
We wonder are you ready to join us now?
Hands in the air, we will show you how
Come and try
Caramell will be your guide (Be your guide)
S...
Was it delicious lil 'ol me?
👉👈
Darn I can't send a Pink Panther gif for some reason
THINK FAST, CHUCKLENUTS!
sir, that's just a baratone flute
Me when the intrusive thoughts say to do something evil: Shut
Me when the intrusive thoughts tell me not to scare my mom:
For me, it's constantly a song that's stuck on repeat
Amazing how we continue to endure and persist thru the agony
me, overcoming sadness and depression and finding a new sense of hope and joy in life
My current mood
@fast salmon
best month
happy new year super fire this amazing year of 2008 of the Lord God almighty will be grand
speaks in dinosaur
Honestly I do the crawling up the stairs one still, just to try and scare my mom
I just show my face to someone to scare them
news to me
couldn't find the original video on youtube, so decided to upload it.
tags: minecraft realistic graphics meme, exploding computer, exploding cpu, exploding gpu, minecraft realistic meme, minecraft realistic computer fan meme
Thats interesting and all, but hoe did they get them🤨
they grew them, obv
It's a delicate process too. Growing true gamer brain cells needs care, or else they'd die off without a source of monster, red bull, and mountain dew name branded products
That's.... Just wrong
Perfect for Halloween tho
this offends me
this is such a specific joke
I don't speak your language
lemme get the Unown alphabet what means what lol
It’s a rick roll
Aren't these pokemon
Only had to translate 2 letters to guess
they are
Bruh
they are literally called "Unown"
In German they are called Inkognito
Translates to Incognito
fair xD
How I can translate from English to unown language?
im p sure there are some generators to convert them but i found that 1 in a different discord after i got fooled myself 😂
I barely had to read the first line to understand what this was 
lol
That is cursed on so many levels
😤
Here's another walker
Time to watch the legendary top 500 cheese
Without context this image is a lil weird XD
This is so 2008 and I'm in love with it
Top 500 cheese is timeless, it transcends reposting.
Prefer the OG quote but that's funny.
I must not fear. Fear is the mind-killer. Fear is the little-death that brings total obliteration. I will face my fear. I will permit it to pass over me and through me. And when it has gone past I will turn the inner eye to see its path. Where the fear has gone there will be nothing. Only I will remain.
There's random NPCs that walk past in my cafe game, and they have little dialogue blurbs
A common one is "buying decaf coffee is just throwing money away"
Ooh what's it from?
Dune
i agree with the cursed tier but the other ones, i dont know if i agree with those
American breakfast
I'm an American and I can confirm that that's not my breakfast
i’m an american and can confirm that i wish that was my breakfast
I can feel my arteries clog looking at this
same
also how dare u
@round skiff @proud talon @gray bramble Por 🔪 qué 🔪 no 🔪 los 🔪 dos 🔪
https://twitter.com/duolingo/status/1611421633373159426


Me struggling with my burning passion, unable to use a dating app to find a girlfriend: https://tenor.com/view/bocchi-bocchi-the-rock-gif-27011462
can sum1 explain this?
i thought catching pokemon was a good thing, y is pops angy
the man wanted to catch the fish himself
also, i’m lying
he used a masterball which is like the best ball in the game, with a 100% chance to catch, to catch a magikarp that is absolutely useless until it evolves
I never realised this exists
Just to add to this, the masterball is only obtainable once in Pokemon Scarlet/Violet.
Sometimes they add more if a DLC drops

I have a Discord Gold Account™️
It's just a picture of: ||You lost the game||
Text wall
You can't even read it
Wack, can't read
You don't try hard enough
it got pretty interesting near the end. good read, thanks for sharing and God bless!
looked very scary at the middle of text, but the end looked nice.
fist fist hands
fist fist hands
nintendo man nintendo
man man2 point
Stomp Stomp Clap 👏
Stomp Stomp Clap 👏
Wii Will Wii Will Rock You! 🤟

😂
haha
wednesday dance
wednesday funny
wednesday edit
#wednesday #jennaortega #bullymaguire #wednesdayaddams
Nice
i got it
4 pixels.....

Eminem is currently shaking in fear
What a beautiful landsca
Wait.... do you also hear screaming all of a sudden?
yeah, makes you wonder WHAT IS A NAKED MA

Just like his ex wife.
Awesome
Lol
Hey guys, did you know that in terms of human companionship, Flareon is objectively the most huggable Pokemon? While their maximum temperature is likely too much for most, they are capable of controlling it, so they can set themselves to the perfect temperature for you. Along with that, they have a lot of fluff, making them undeniably incredibly soft to touch. But that's not all, they have a very respectable special defense stat of 110, which means that they are likely very calm and resistant to emotional damage. Because of this, if you have a bad day, you can vent to it while hugging it, and it won't mind. It can make itself even more endearing with moves like Charm and Baby Doll Eyes, ensuring that you never have a prolonged bout of depression ever again.
seriously, i dont know what is this image, please explain.
Read up on SCP 096. Theres a wiki page
oh fuck nah
OH.
🔥🔥🔥

You’ve killed us all.
Well I guess we've got an X-K Class scenario on our hands
is that in comic sans?
Maybe
¡Dios mío, necesito hacer ejercicio!
oh shit, skynet discovered us! RUN!
lmao
No, because they're much more valuable to eat out of pringles cans with.
but then just make the pizza into it

LowTierGod? Nah, that’s HighTierHuman
donkey is... sus...
@proud talon
friggin fox news! 😔
hi idiot!
Sup mate?
@jagged niche @thick ember @tropic wigeon
Stealing this one hahaha
Lmao same. Already downloaded to send in my family group chat.
Lmao
u aint no u ded
sorry to be the party pooper, but this is pretty much revelation minus the glock
but who knows, maybe He will wield a glock or 2
This is why I should send my memes to you for vetting
excited!
than sad.
wow
tf.
Omg you got me 
@round skiff you need some pantalones?
i did not expect that
Not long enough
Lol
violins 😨
Dont smoke the space station nipnip. That shit ruined my life
Video games make people want to play the violin💀
do mice have eyelids
💀
Wow
lmfao
This is exactly my kind of humor.
very good and i want an extended cut
Hahahahah, @round skiff might like this one too
I now have an irrational fear of bringing my future kid(s) to a playground
Roundabouts are a health and safety hazard
Why? It trains them, makes them stronger
Oh ffs
What in the hell.
...why would the hdmi port cause that, it just sends video and audio-related data, only into the tv, not into the hotel server.
Ah yes, my favourite funny meme video. It makes me laugh every time.
I especialy like the part when the atom goes "its quantin' time". Its a very mind-blowing experience.
F
😭 I've never realized this could happen ewwww
I hate public restrooms already, bath houses would be a nightmare
Easy save: Say it was a Swedish shirt.
I don't poo in public
Now imagine 4 legged armored slime
I HAD MY VOLUME ON MAX, MY FUCKING HEART
Ah shit you alright? 
No

I nearly died
Ah shit I'm sorry tho
Thanks No Man's Sky
Hear me, all Subjects of Ymir. My name is Eren Yeager. I now speak to all the Subjects of Ymir by way of the Founding Titan's power. Every wall on the island of Paradis has been unhardened; the titans buried within them have begun to walk. My goal is to protect the people of Paradis who bore and raised me.
But the world desires the extinction of our people. Over countless years, their hatred has grown beyond this island. They won't stop until they've killed every one of our people. I reject their desire.
The titans of the walls will trample and rumble all of the lands beyond this island, until the lives there are eliminated from this world!
wtf is that.
How is this a meme?
It’s a reference to attack on Titan
Still not a meme. No picture, just text. Reads like a fanfic snippet.
0/5 stars, would not read again.
Fair point
you're my first mate 😳
If you post memes that are more than a few minutes long, we reserve the right to delete without notice.

i love to collect tunnel lights inside my bottle
if this had been said in the time of the top cheese videos, it would have been despicable
No u
A hot tub of biscuits n gravy?
just what i need to start the day
@fast salmon^uh
Ty Shira
Nice job dude, getting 60fps now?
144 actually
My hero
i heart 144 fps
hey what apparently my monitor switched itself back to 60 fps at some point
oops this is memes
wow, just wow
which one of you upvoted this
So my inner animal is an entire zoo xd
that's not the Doctor, that's some guy
I love democracy
Corporate needs you to find the differences between this picture and this picture
second one has buttered popcorn
Lmao
the whole launcher launched..
@soft hill
Top notch meme. We need more of these cc @proud talon
thank you 🙇♂️
2 and 5 obviously
3 and 5
7 seems kinda useful
Instantly tell if a container is empty
2 for sure
Wait, 2 cuz you can sell gravel to construction peeps
2 and 3, hands down, no contest, if i had to pick only one, 3
also note, it does not say there's a restriction, or explain any mechanics like "if you teleport into a wall 👀
if you teleport into a wall then whatever part of you is inside the wall violently explodes due to the immense pressure of being lodged inside of a wall
Damn right.
She's carrying an illegally smol kitten

I should've played a trumpet, instead of a clarinet.
https://youtu.be/kQeC06SdicI
"You are not the certified puller of levers!"
Drake and Josh get up to no good and cause what many consider to be one of if not the greatest nuclear accidents of our time. Hijinks ensue!
Drake voiced by Kris Sweet!
https://instagram.com/thatspiderboy2
https://youtube.com/channel/UCEHSgRfQ...
Patreon (BTS): https://www.patreon.com/solidjj
guntie is so wonderful to chat with
Lol yes sir
Ayyyy gunter!
I concur
amen
Lmfao I love this
Crime 🫀🥰
just hide in a barrel problem solved
Me getting eaten by a skaven or stabbed by a gobbo
im not leavin Oedeon Chapel
definitely one for @thick ember lmao
Lmao
I'm stealing this.
yw
Chad ireland
The feeling of relief when the water goes back to normal leven is indescribible tho
Yeah, but I can tell you something worse than the toilet water rising: Realizing you gotta use a plunger
🥶👌
Catto
Bannnnnnnnn

You so good Faux
@lavish needle guy faux

Me egging the mods when I get tired of the discord server, but wanna go out with a bang
Good for you
+1000 social credits😊👍
Anyone got the Roman's on the toilet meme?
I support this trip. @gray bramble check it 
Biden
probably not for americans

nope, still works
90F is fking hot inside the house
90C your dead
real
90 Kelvin and you're also dead
(90°F − 32) × 5/9 = 32.222°C


look at this cat
@pulsar quartz
fucking yuuuup
smack

I have a New Year's Resolution to do a 1,000 shits in a year. It works out to be 2.8 shits a day. I have even made a spreadsheet for it. I am averaging 2.6 a day ATM and reckon if I work hard I can climb the shitty mountain to 1,000 shits in 2023.
3454
Better Call Saul Theme, but I made a Goofy Ahh remix.
If you want to use this music in your videos, please, give credits in the description. Thanks!
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So...
Does this server has a memes channel?
Don't impersonate a mod or admin
Looks tasty ngl
tomato s0up 😌
I don't eat and even I like the look of that tomato soup
That 1 girl who said she loved you:
how da hell did they get there
Delete that please.
no u
🫠
he can, since guy faux is a mod, real or not
@pulsar quartz
10/10
Age doesn't forgive
That expression might not work translated to English but I'll go with it
Age shows no mercy, especially with example.
Translated literally from: a idade não perdoa which means about the same thing.
Looks like Portuguese
🇵🇹 'Tis I
(Sorry Red)
Omg! My heart! @queen creek @round skiff @halcyon sand @proud talon check out this precious meme 
Nice 😎
monch!
This is racist
Hi racist, this is chaotic
found that posted on steam from 7 years ago lol
shows how much the game has changed
shows the annoying, entitled side of the nms playerbase in the beginning
Dude I was pissed too, I bought the game for a bunch of friends too and I'd moved country.
Was so disheartening when the game I most looked forward to playing with my mates just didn't work.
i suppose being a little upset is fine, as long as it led to constructive criticism and not death threats and hatred towards the people who enjoyed the game at the start and defended them
Nah hell with that I'm not a poomplex, most I'd do is shake my fist in the air and curse
hahaha
@thick ember
Ah for fuck sake.
it works
dont do this to me
oh.
lmaoo
Let me do it for you…
Kermie…
That shit is so annoying now
It annoys me more than it's "Let me do it for you" while the song is didn't i do it for you.
Fuckin Ceryn
I have once again been refreshed by the gift of memes, thank you all wonderful posters 
Ah shit.
this
is true
DisplayPort feels so flimsy I'd rather have DVI
80's meme for 80's Gleam.

No
Lol no wonder LemonLime's post looked familiar. What does the doggo say at the end? Crummie? 
i have no idea and i've been trying to figure out since the first time i saw that
Idk either lol
I'll save you the trouble of research. The audio is a cover of "Cellophane" (allegedly) performed by Miss Piggy of the Muppets. The last word is "Kermie," as in "Kermit"
Awwz! That's adorbz. Ty for enlightening me
Sound at the end makes a lot more sense now 
also the first phrase is "didn't I do it for you", though for some reason most people caption it as "let me do it for you"
You'll only see it once
Random Portuguese
this is a video that i accidentally sent to #off-topic-bond-james-bond 💀
.....Again?
Listen here
FFS
my favorites probably the “skywalker set”
You need the internet to use discord. Internet people love cats.
It's a proven science
Leonardo DiCaprio’s Pokémon Stop Obeying Him at Level 25
20060
1822
@pulsar quartz
XD
rofl
lmao
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@thick ember @round skiff check this one out. Not into chihuahuas but that's just too cute lmao
Damn, he pronounced that better than some people I know.
Lol
Lol ngl. Great way to freshen up this meme. @round skiff you see this one too?
Pe e
Omg you right. I forgot
Prp.
I think it just stresses everyone
what a terrible horrible floor design
oh ffs, i stared at this picture for 3 minutes and then I got it
crashed freighter cargo containers be like they each have one of these in them
ANGER
ADIATION
☢️
DROP
&
RUN
C 60
3540
CURIES
7-1-63
i read Baking Bad, which is funny too, if you suck at baking, which I probably am
I don’t know how to bake lol
We can bake bad together

Oh nah that’s fine
i'm more naan bread 😎
Das more like Breaking Meme then
Where's the teleporter yo? Need some of that naan bread tp'ed plz
i can tp you the recipe 😛
Teaching a man how to fish...bread. The audacity 
Zomboid Moment
Wasn't this kind of capsule but smaller dropped on an Australian highway?
the one in australia is way smaller, also a different isotope (Cs-137 rather than Co-60). Not quite "drop & run" but something you still wouldn't want to handle or be close to for long
Wasn't one of those things found in an apartment buildings wall?
Yes, something like that. Led to people living in that apartment getting leukemia.
sad
That's the downside of having a small source; a lot easier to lose or get mixed up in something and then nobody realizes it until people start mysteriously getting sick and someone connects the dots and health physics comes by. Like the one in australia they're worried it could get stuck in someone's car tire.
Yes, that's what came to mind as soon as I heard about this. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kramatorsk_radiological_accident. But at least this one is known about so should be found soon enough
the waiter’s triggering my fight or flight instinct
fight

fr
sea bugs are tasty, earth bugs are not
sus egg
@fast salmon ^ That's you
when ur lil nephews come to visit and wanna play a game u suck at but they rly good at
reverse situation for me
any friends I had growing up sucked at Smash Bros, wasn't until high school that I made a friend that actually played good
maybe you're the one who actually sucked all along
damb
i only played brawl. i was kirby and stomped my brother all the time til he got good with the character that shoots electricity balls or something
couldnt beat him after that 😦
electricity does hurt a lot 😢
sniffle
just kidding i bet you are epic gamer
You're epic
If it will maul me to death then why is it so cute?
The left is correct and safe.
The other will decimate the child, set it ablaze, use witchcraft to revive it, and maintain its awareness whilst suffering in the pits of despair as it's constantly reminded of the fact that this is all because their guardian installed the child seat incorrectly.
Yummmy fresh glue
nah amogus memes is not funny anymore
Sasha is sus, saw him vent
im totally not sasha
You are totally sus
Lmao gottem

fuck
Sasha was not the impostor
It is true they have a different kind of funny to them now, but some people do like the funny. Thats why people keep making them. (Or reposting them)
Aww, let's adopt it 🥰🥰🥰
lets it eat
||This is satire, do not try it at home||
cat power plant
🥔
Tom from Tom and jerry
Scratchy from Itchy and Scratchy Show (The Simpsons) went thru more pain than Tom
that i agree with
lmaooo
@pulsar quartz
XD
@pulsar quartz
XD fucking true
is this some sorta edgy tween humor I'm too old for?
8 divines, as it should be
punks of tawny phil
@soft hill
why the heck is this guy putting a cpu cooler on top of a cpu outside of a motherboard




