no-mans-steak🥩

[uneven elk]

As long as it's yummy!

[fading dagger]

i eat oreo thins

[uneven elk]

what sauce did you do

[dusky solstice]

a maple bourbon sauce with worchestire and soy mixed in

[uneven elk]

sounds good

[reef basin]

What??? This server has a food channel???

[vague crow]

Yup

[uneven elk]

Anyone here experienced with making beyond burger or beyond meat into Salisbury steak? 🤔 Sounds good and I think the flavor would work.

[uneven elk]

lookslike mushrooms, crusted eggplant, chicken? on top of noodles?

[dusky solstice]

Yep, maple whiskey sauced chicken, roasted garlic broth, butteres mushrooms

Fucked up the eggplant though because if bad oven

[real nimbus]

cook ie

[gusty basin]

:00

This

[real nimbus]

Those are edible?

[gusty basin]

Yes

[tired stump]

Wwww

A

[molten crypt]

My version of a gochujang soy glazed chicken is dinner

[tawny musk]

Nom

[tired stump]

Onion pile

[molten crypt]

I added more after the pic lol I love green onions!

[weak mantle]

same

[mystic pasture]

First attempt at making Golden Curry

[real nimbus]

Needs more gold

[weak mantle]

yay mushrooms

I made golden curry once and didn’t care for it, because of the sweetness

[molten crypt]

@weak mantle I love golden curry but I don't think I've ever had one that was sweet at all. In fact every time I've eaten Golden Curry its been spicy. I wonder where the differences come from?

[weak mantle]

hmm not sure, i remember whatever i got having some level of sweetness, and probably could have used more spices

[molten crypt]

we are talking about this right?

I've only had the bottom one

[weak mantle]

i think i had the green one

i want to try the bottom one now

[molten crypt]

I enjoyed it but I got curious of how it would taste if I made it from scratch so I sourced all the ingredients and made my own. Now I don't buy the packaged curry anymore

[weak mantle]

oh yep. i bought the medium green one

i bet that’s way better, Paul

[molten crypt]

the packaged stuff has a chemical flavor to it that is slightly off putting to me and once I made my own became VERY noticeable.

its like eating canned food vs fresh food

huge difference

[weak mantle]

i’m sure

[tired stump]

mmmyes kemicalle

[hidden quail]

Going to do bbq pork belly strips tonight I think

[tired stump]

you could add gochujang 😮

or 5-spice

[molten crypt]

yes to either or both! that sounds wonderful

[tired stump]

both... 😮

rebel

[neon grove]

Nothing fancy, just a pasta bake

[weak mantle]

looks amazing, man

[hidden quail]

About to put the pork belly strips in

[tired stump]

don't forget to send a picture

[tired stump]

are those hot dog chunks

[neon grove]

You know it.
Frankfurters

[tired stump]

10/10 would eat

with like 10 more brakaleez

[uneven elk]

what is the protein? I can't tell 😭

[hidden quail]

That's bbq pork belly strips on the right

[uneven elk]

ohh ok

[unreal tree]

Lemon souffle

[tired stump]

with garlic bread

[unreal tree]

That is in fact biscotti

[tired stump]

looks fab btw

[neon grove]

Homeboy made me Iskander

[weak mantle]

whoa

[tired stump]

Frozen piza

[tired stump]

Oh dang sun

You won by a country mile

[neon grove]

I'll have this too

Right now

There's chopped up Turkish bread underneath the meat too

In the sauce

Oh my diddy days

[tired stump]

And my giddy aunt

[placid terrace]

please wash the tray

[real nimbus]

scrub it

[molten crypt]

That tray is well seasoned 😧

[real nimbus]

pizza looks good tho

[weak mantle]

can i lick the tray when pizza is gone?

[tired stump]

That is where all the flavor is

[zealous stream]

#freshbreadsmell

[placid terrace]

That looks delicious

[weak mantle]

wow nice floofs

the closer they get...the bigger they get

[zealous stream]

well i don't really cut the dough equally XD

[weak mantle]

hehe

[zealous stream]

so yeah XD

[weak mantle]

i like the presentation

snowman

[zealous stream]

bit of a old pic tho

from my phone

[uneven elk]

such loafy loafs 🍞 ❤️

[tired stump]

Beegboi

[fallen sigil]

@tired stump Global ftw!!!!

[molten crypt]

i too had fish

haha if only i had someone to share it with

[real nimbus]

i don't know why but the way the asparagus are plated is furiously funny

looks yummy

i want

[molten crypt]

not enough plate real estate

i’m too poor for big plates

leave me alone

[placid terrace]

Yes please

[grim stone]

mmm

[tired stump]

Prep bois

[molten crypt]

Home made Bean and cheese tacos. Beans were fried with a home made smoked paprika and other spices. This was breakfast!

[uneven elk]

nomnom it all looks so good

foodie hack: keep your food warm by making a quesadilla to lay over it. (distracted eater problems)

[vague crow]

I do that with drinks... I'll get a cup of coffee, then pour juice cuz I forgot about the coffee. Mix and match pairs of beverages

Not in the same cup though

[uneven elk]

Yes, my drink system is always 2 or more things too lol. Water, juice, coffee/tea. Water is always there, because H2O. I usually have juice later in the day, and a tea or coffee that I'm sipping on all day cold, but still good lol

[vague crow]

Sounds about right lmao

[neon grove]

Made some little burgers

[weak mantle]

pretty lil burgers

[neon grove]

Thanks bud

[real nimbus]

Nom

[neon grove]

Extra mayo?

[real nimbus]

No

[placid terrace]

Put the bacon back in for another few mins

[neon grove]

BUT OF COURSE YOUR HIGHNESS

[frank juniper]

Jason's Deli, one of the only places I'll order salad from because you get monies worth

[tired stump]

They closed all of ours

I liked the muffaletta

[molten crypt]

now THAT is a hekkin salad 😋

[fallen sigil]

My meat carousel

[real nimbus]

sprinkle

[molten crypt]

holy jeez

i want

[serene iris]

This channel makes hungry

[vague crow]

Making a caramel apple bundt cake

[vague crow]

It fell apart a little but it's fine. Just in more than one piece ahah

[vague crow]

Caramel

[uneven elk]

nice 😄

[tired stump]

you had me at caramel

[charred berry]

I'm confused are those metal forms for rice or generally cake ?

[vague crow]

Cake. I'm sure it could be used for rice but they're for bundt cake

This is the other side of the pan, if that helps any. Idk if it does lol

[charred berry]

Aah , mistook it for something else

[vague crow]

Ah, gotcha

[vague crow]

Barbeque chicken and rice. And green beans

[fading dagger]

asia food

[ashen junco]

You know, i think i'm getting the hang of this coffee—thing.

[tired stump]

Big meal

[tired stump]

Bonne cafe

[tired stump]

How evil is smoosh

[tired stump]

be me
partner says "i don't like chicken thighs"
me: ok
make chicken rice soup with chicken breasts
add two tablespoons of duck fat

😈

[dusky solstice]

Doesn't make sense. Duck fat adds flavor, their issue with chicken thighs is likely texture relgated

[tired stump]

🦆

well the flavor turned out well

[real nimbus]

Gib

[zenith prawn]

s o u p

[ashen junco]

if you ever happen to be in The Netherlands, feel free to stop by for a cup

[tired stump]

i know a few neederlanders on discord as it turns out

[real nimbus]

Lmao

An apple a day keeps a car away.

[atomic olive]

maybe its for hungry students

[molten crypt]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/471274435681320961/908204821331456040/IMG_2656.jpg

[stuck palm]

oo looks good, about to have some burger n chips too 😛

[molten crypt]

share pics!

[tired stump]

i have had this

nommers

[molten crypt]

it was certainly a burger

i’ve never had a bad burger before.

[stuck palm]

sorry, it's gone 😄

[molten crypt]

booooo

[molten crypt]

A friend dropped off some Nawlins food fried catfish, gumbo and crawfish etouffee.
A family from New Orleans opened a restaurant here in my town and the food was amazing!

[half plume]

Guacamole

I took that pic way too close

But oh well

[tired stump]

I think I saw through space and time from this picture

[half plume]

dang i hate it when that happens

[tired stump]

Excited to try this out

[vale kelp]

you'll totally have to share how them pastries come out. so pretty

[tired stump]

They should grab icing nicely

Maybe stick a blueberry in their bellybuttons

[molten crypt]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/471274435681320961/908854510032674826/IMG_2676.jpg

cookie

hotel cookie no less

[vale kelp]

nom and heart doll

[molten crypt]

thanks i stole the cookie from her

so overall i got two

and she got zero

[real nimbus]

wrong

i got two

you got zero

[molten crypt]

cough em up right now

[uneven elk]

[vale kelp]

so cute! they look nom too

[tired stump]

I tried cinnamon sugar and lemon icing so far

[weak mantle]

lemon icing would go nicely with blueberry in the middle

[tired stump]

Yah

[vague crow]

@real nimbus biscuit dough filled with cheesy eggs

I'll take a new pic when they're done

[real nimbus]

o:

Yum

[vague crow]

They got a little crispy on top

[real nimbus]

mm

crispt

[molten crypt]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/471274435681320961/909599333815582740/TSU_5738.jpg

🅱️enny’s

[neon grove]

Holy crap these look awesome

[tired stump]

i thought i had a picture of them "dressed" but alas

[outer narwhal]

I forget this channel exists... Should have posted my fudge pictures here the other day.... Oops....

[tired stump]

yah mon

post them now

[tired stump]

i did a lemon zest icing and a cinnamon sugar

[neon grove]

I was reading that, diabetes here we come

[outer narwhal]

Posted them in off topic a couple days ago.

[neon grove]

Sounds amazing

[tired stump]

oh

[outer narwhal]

Chocolate fudge

Peanut butter fudge.

Both home made. They are my grandmother's recipe

There you go @tired stump

[molten crypt]

again, i humbly but firmly suggest you throw a batch to california for me

that looks amazing

[outer narwhal]

Lol

[tired stump]

awesome thanks

diggin it

[outer narwhal]

Well if you live near I-10 you just head east on I-10 untill you get into Louisiana once in Louisiana you will take the sulphur exit.. is only about 23 miles into Louisiana if coming from Cali.

[molten crypt]

On my way!

[neon grove]

Yeah, go pick up your fudge

[outer narwhal]

Lol

[neon grove]

What an adventure

[real nimbus]

Do you carry the doll around everywhere

[molten crypt]

absolutely

[neon grove]

@outer narwhal what chocolate is on the top?

[molten crypt]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/471274435681320961/909642434617692160/IMG_2736.jpg

absolutely

[neon grove]

Now that's a sammich

[real nimbus]

For why

[molten crypt]

because she’s cute

[neon grove]

Companion that's doesn't talk too much

[outer narwhal]

It is made with cocoa powder sugar vanilla extract milk and a very specific way of cooking it all down. No chocolate in the top it just comes out looking shiny

[uneven elk]

I eat my pancakes in a donut shape, meaning i eat the middles. ihop mgr thought it was funny and posed with my plate one night 🤣

[molten crypt]

it must’ve been really late

[uneven elk]

yeah

[molten crypt]

what kinda manager invades another’s food pic

a tired one

[uneven elk]

Lol

It was after midnight

[molten crypt]

still, they look like a blast of a person

[uneven elk]

and a stressful work shift

[molten crypt]

whatchu doin at ihop after midnight

the best food after midnight is a bowl of frosted flakes on the couch

[tired stump]

the lilllly quotient in this convo is getting high

[outer narwhal]

I'll take a picture of the finished product when I go back in the house. Will give yall a close up of each

[neon grove]

Make an ASMR video

[uneven elk]

I only see 2, it's a good amount of Lily

[molten crypt]

lilly has rainbows because they are colorful and a blast to be around

[uneven elk]

PFFFFT

[molten crypt]

lily has nothing because they are just kinda ok i guess

[neon grove]

I sometimes frequent food establishments after midnight

[outer narwhal]

No fruity pebbles... Or un sweetened rice crispy! Lol

[uneven elk]

I'm just magical trash ;D

[molten crypt]

oml rice krispies

glorious

[jolly tiger]

what is going on lol

[uneven elk]

food

[neon grove]

Talking about food

Grim is gonna make an ASMR video of him eating fudge

[tired stump]

i also like corn pops marshmallow treats

[outer narwhal]

Yeah I misspelled it lol oops.

[neon grove]

Then I can be done with the internet

[outer narwhal]

Everyone has wiped out the fudge

Guess I'll be making more soon lol.

[neon grove]

Looks so good

[molten crypt]

i called dibs on it though!!

[outer narwhal]

I'm going to make the peanut butter fudge with this next time I make it instead of regular peanut butter... This is some good stuff want to see how it comes out.

[uneven elk]

cookie butter is love

[outer narwhal]

Better come get some while we are living in Louisiana, lilly. Will be moving to Kentucky in a year or so.. will be a long drive after that lol.

But on a serious note if I could afford the shipping cost I wouldn't have a problem mailing out to some of my discord people's lol

[molten crypt]

probably wouldn’t taste very good going through shipping

[neon grove]

I have a few jars of that

[tired stump]

i made a pie with this

and with the cookies as the crust

[outer narwhal]

Noice! That sounds amazing

[tired stump]

#no-mans-steak🥩 message

[outer narwhal]

There are ways of shipping baked goods. Would make sure they were well sealed. This type of fudge does not require refrigeration so that wouldn't be a problem. It's also pretty resilient to heat. I would mainly be worried about it getting crushed up during shipping but I know how to package stuff so it don't move around too much... Would cost a bit of money but packing everything up would be easy.

[outer narwhal]

Yup. That looks amazing! 🤤

[real nimbus]

Le squid and le potat

[terse cedar]

Tasty squid and potat

[neon grove]

Don't tell me what to do

[tired stump]

lol

[terse cedar]

So u don't want to enjoy them?

[neon grove]

Don't worry, I also had a giant bowl of salad before this.

[neon grove]

I don't like being prompted by a cartoon parachutist

[weak mantle]

you smashed those mini potots

[neon grove]

Smashed and then roasted rudebwoy

[tired stump]

mhm

[barren warren]

Eats

[terse cedar]

ur gonna smash and roast the parachute person?

[uneven elk]

what's on the right plate?

[barren warren]

Fried rice

[terse cedar]

tasty

[uneven elk]

oh the plate coloring made it look like osmething sauced

something*

[neon grove]

I can

[real nimbus]

Nommins

[terse cedar]

Tastys

[molten crypt]

Why does this thread exist

[weak mantle]

because food is good

[molten crypt]

But these aren’t even fries

[tired stump]

You are fries

[fallen sigil]

Ribeyes on my meat carousel

[weak mantle]

hey

i want to ride the meat carousel

[halcyon notch]

How do I post?

[uneven elk]

Have to be rank 5

can check in #bot-spam for xp and rank

[vague crow]

There's eggs and ham in this

[tired stump]

proove it

[vague crow]

I will
In a bit. When I can open mine

I didn't think to use the oven so I'm making them one at a time lol

I only have lunch meat ham so that's what I used lol
One piece on top and one on bottom

[wispy finch]

Look yummy

[tired stump]

you're cooking them...with your hands?

[wispy finch]

X-ray vision

[tired stump]

waw

[vague crow]

Air fryer

Lol

[tired stump]

as long as you're happy with the result

[vague crow]

It's good 👍

[fallen sigil]

Nice Spirit

[tired stump]

Brekkies

[weak mantle]

hotbrown?

looks amazing

[tired stump]

bacon/egg/chz on toast

[weak mantle]

omw

[terse cedar]

Wait there's toast in that

I thought it was bacon

[uneven elk]

there is bacon

[tired stump]

Both

Open faced sammie

[molten crypt]

Salads for lunch has been a thing all week

[tired stump]

Impressive

I do love a big salad

[wispy finch]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bh4JyH29M2s
😋

[molten crypt]

Cardiac arrest speedrun

[tired stump]

any%

[molten crypt]

Made smothered pork chops, riced cauliflower and steamed broccoli for dinner

[tired stump]

Ok then

[neon grove]

Turkey and bacon roll with some baby kale and rocket

Made a pasta bake for some people in town too

I can't do fancy

[tired stump]

but does it fit in their faces

[neon grove]

They do appreciate it

[hidden quail]

Looks lovely

I approve of the amount of cheese

[molten crypt]

Meatloaf roasted broccoli and steamed white rice was dinner

[tidal dune]

Nice

[neon grove]

@molten crypt I love this and the smothered pork chop

Meatloaf is great comfort food for me

[tired stump]

i love meatloaf because it most closely resembles my shape

[neon grove]

You are also my comfort food

[tired stump]

Awww thanks

[tired stump]

@neon grove For all your racist mates

[fair siren]

just make a lunatic fringe instead

[neon grove]

LOL they're not my mates they're just some dumb fucks that imagine I still tolerate their bullshit after school

[tired stump]

Well if they can’t stand the thought of eating anything brown here you go

[stuck palm]

make it sound like @neon grove has a lot of them lmao

[neon grove]

Went to school with trash

[stuck palm]

ye there's still a lot our there unfortunately

[neon grove]

They're happy to eat curry at least

Saving graces

[stuck palm]

they are the worst that act all nice and pally around whoever they're racist towards

[neon grove]

They weren't pally to me man

We better not talk about this tbh, don't want to get told off

[stuck palm]

fair enough ye

[tawny musk]

Yes

[tired stump]

Well curry is a British dish now

Cultural appropriation innit

[neon grove]

Ahahahah

[tawny musk]

Food or #off-topic-bond-james-bond

[real nimbus]

this was dinner

[tired stump]

Casserole

[real nimbus]

codfish with corn bread and spinach

[tired stump]

Nice

[molten crypt]

same to us. though I hadn't made a meatloaf in years we were very happy with how it turned out. Moist and tender and the glaze was perfect.

[neon grove]

My friend's wife used Sweet Baby Rays and some other stuff for the glaze

Was bangin

[molten crypt]

very nice I ended up making my own brown sugar / ketchup / soy with spices glaze

sweet baby rays can make anything better ^_^

[neon grove]

This sounds luscious

[molten crypt]

Sadly I only made enough to glaze the meatloaf and everyone was asking for more to dip into while eating >_< I know now to make a big batch

before cutting it up shot

[neon grove]

Brick of meat is beautiful

[molten crypt]

hahaha it was literally a big brick of meat !

Great feeling when you cook something and your wife or family say "I hated this dish before today, and because of that I wasn't looking forward to this." "I guess now I love your meatloaf!"

SCORE!

[neon grove]

Paul wins
Meatality

[molten crypt]

HAHAHA

dude that cheese dish you baked that I guess had "some" pasta in it. LOOKED awesome

little pasta to a cheese dish

[neon grove]

Had some pasta LOL

[molten crypt]

_<

[neon grove]

It wasn't actually that much cheese

It looked like a lot though

[molten crypt]

just the top cheese crust

[neon grove]

Yeee boi

It was for the homeless near me

[molten crypt]

that is really nice of you

[neon grove]

Made another one for some old people

[neon grove]

Hate seeing people hungry

Do you mix pork and beef for your meatbricks?

[molten crypt]

yeah if you've ever felt hunger it'll move you to tears if you see others go hungry

[neon grove]

Dude

100%

[molten crypt]

I did 1 pound of pork sausage and 1 pound 80/20 beef

[neon grove]

Reminds me of when I lived off malt loaf that was out of date

[neon grove]

Amazing

[molten crypt]

6 ounces by weight bread crumbs and italian seasoning, 6 big garlic cloves, 1 whole onion and 1 big carrot

couple sprinkles of cayenne pepper powder, cumin, black pepper, and garlic salt

[neon grove]

Imma do this

[molten crypt]

I soaked the bread crumbs in whole milk just enough for the bread crumbs to absorb it all

[neon grove]

I like mash potato with it though

[molten crypt]

YES!

[neon grove]

This is what I do usually too, same with croutons

[molten crypt]

we didn't have any potatoes so I didn't make any but that is usually what I serve with it

I made the bread crumbs with seasoned courtons put into a food processor

[neon grove]

That rice and broccoli still looked damn good too

[molten crypt]

added milk little by little until they almost couldn't hold more

[neon grove]

https://c.tenor.com/NlyJRQXZrhkAAAAM/this-is-the-way-din-djarin.gif

[molten crypt]

since the croutons have lots of salt I didn't have to add more

maybe a little but not much

[neon grove]

I actually get my hands on a lot of stale bread

So I need to use that up and make some batches of meatbrick

[molten crypt]

the before pic

meat brick or a big batch of meatballs

[uneven elk]

croutons ftw

[neon grove]

Did you caramelise the onions first?

[molten crypt]

I made a few trays of meatballs and Rague sauce to feed a family that lost two moms within a month

[neon grove]

What a guy

[molten crypt]

slow cooked the onions with the garlic and carrots let them cool down before mixing them into the meat with 1 egg

[neon grove]

I will be re-crouton for the cause

[neon grove]

Badboy4lyf

[molten crypt]

the tray of meatballs

[neon grove]

🤤

[molten crypt]

took me an hour to roll them all out >_<

[neon grove]

Worth it tbh

A month for two mums!

Jayzus

[molten crypt]

yeah I was heartbroken for that family and they were devastated nobody had the strength to cook so I wanted to spoil them

took a recipe I got from an old Italian grandma and cooked the Rague for 12 hours

[neon grove]

Good heart man 💜

[molten crypt]

so yeah meat brick or meatballs either way you can't lose 😄

[neon grove]

I also learnt to make meatballs from an Italian lady

[molten crypt]

I don't know if I posted this >_< but I've been on a steady learning process of making Hummus and as we were chatting just finished a plate

home made hummus = 🤯

[neon grove]

OMFG

My friend's mum makes it for me

That looks wicked man!

Is that sumac on top?

[molten crypt]

actually a friend of mine made his own smoked spiced paprika!!!
Its AH MAY ZING and of course olive oil

[neon grove]

Mmmm

I sprinkle a bit of sumac on my salad sometimes these days

I do love smoked paprika too

[molten crypt]

I don't think I have sumac need to get some

[neon grove]

Try adding it to a spice mix you use for chicken

[molten crypt]

😄 👍

[tired stump]

@outer narwhal

[outer narwhal]

If they taste anything like the Takis waves I won't like them.... The waves are pretty 🤢

[uneven elk]

Oh

looks great 😄

[fallen sigil]

Thanks the brie is stuffed with carribean mango salsa

[uneven elk]

I've not thought about having brie with salsa before

nomnomnom

[wispy finch]

Oh that looks nice

[tired stump]

Excelente

[tired stump]

they have the regular taki spray so they taste ok to me

[fair siren]

Takis sunflower seeds are also bomb

[tired stump]

i have not had these

or seen them

[fair siren]

I order online xD

[outer narwhal]

Nice, may have to try them

Just know if I don't like them I blame you 🤣

[tired stump]

That and a dollar will buy you a taco at Taco Bell

[outer narwhal]

I did not know they had sunflower seeds!! I will have to find!

[tired stump]

I’m at the stage of my life or expertise where the recipe quantity for any ingredient is “enough”

[molten crypt]

Made my home made molasses brown sugar gochujang bbq sauce for some slow cooked baby back ribs today

[tired stump]

Get in mah belly!!!

[real nimbus]

https://tenor.com/view/fat-bastard-austin-powers-get-in-my-belly-gif-11700946

[tired stump]

I want my baby back baby back

[tired stump]

I did not make this

[real nimbus]

Chocolate and strawberry cheesecake

[tidal ermine]

Literal no man's fry

[real nimbus]

Forgot to post, yesterday's lunch

[pliant rock]

its not a rule to post everyday's food😂

[timber otter]

I joined this server to find people to play with. how did this become my favourite section?

[dusky solstice]

Same here

[uneven elk]

Bc food is awesome

[real nimbus]

You're awesome

[tired stump]

That’s amore

[vague crow]

[neon grove]

@vague crow I want one!

[mellow flicker]

Ah why am I looking a this when I’m starving

The pizza is calling to me

[mellow flicker]

Oh god it’s not just in my mind

Thx for the photo edit

I appreciate it

[real nimbus]

Yum

[tired stump]

Are those chicken strips?

[neon grove]

Yeah I won't eat those though

All of it was jut meh

[tired stump]

Inevitably

[neon grove]

It was like punishment for my sins.
Pizza from Dominos is so underwhelming

But I did make some chicken last night and didn't take a picture because I was drunk

It was great

Even a vegetarian ate it

[placid terrace]

I do wish there was a takeaway chain that did decent pizza

[neon grove]

There is a wood fired pizza place that delivers till 2/3am

Not a chain sadly

[tired stump]

Converting the saints to sinners I see

[neon grove]

But really good pizza

[placid terrace]

I do wish there was a takeaway chain that did decent pizza that existed out in the sticks

[neon grove]

Do you expect any less?

[placid terrace]

😛

Just domino's and papa johns that deliver here

[neon grove]

How "sticks" are we talking?

[placid terrace]

Edge of a small town

[neon grove]

Nothing open after 11pm sticks or manure smell sticks

Oh

Townie

[tired stump]

Leicestershire

[neon grove]

Adamshire

[tired stump]

Adambwick

[placid terrace]

Too far from Oxford for anything there

[neon grove]

Adam just start a pizza business

[tired stump]

Ikr

You’re a Wizard figure it out

[placid terrace]

I'm not good at making pizza either

[neon grove]

Might even appear in a food magazine

You don't need to make pizza

[placid terrace]

I always overdo the toppings

[neon grove]

Hire someone

Or get an Ooni

They're pretty good

[placid terrace]

I think my upstairs neighbour would complain if I got one of those installed

[neon grove]

You have a patio/garden?

[placid terrace]

nope

[neon grove]

And you can't order decent pizza

Move house man

[placid terrace]

I should

Or, learn to cook better

[neon grove]

We have Taco Bell here now too

I can show you the world

But there is probably more stabbings here

I can get pretty much any food though

And ingredients is never a problem

[placid terrace]

It'd be nice for some more choice, or if some other places delivered.

Deliveroo announced they'd arrived but there's literally two drivers for the entire place

[neon grove]

Damn

We have hundreds of mopeds around all the time

[placid terrace]

Oxford is pretty well equipped tho

GBK

Used to be a Jamie's too, but idk if it was one of the ones that survived

[neon grove]

Ouch

GBK isn't too bad

[placid terrace]

Website doesn't list the UK any more so I guess Jamies ceased existing

[neon grove]

I went to a Jamie's Italian before they shut down

Wasn't anything special

[tired stump]

Undadaseeee

[placid terrace]

Better than ask

[neon grove]

Ew

Prezzo is the new Ask I think

And there is Pizza Express 🤢

[placid terrace]

Andy's

[neon grove]

Never had Andy's

That's some Oxford ting

[placid terrace]

No, pizza express = Andy's

[neon grove]

Is it?

[placid terrace]

guildford one is

[neon grove]

Eurgh man

It's still Pizza Express in the shopping centre next to me

I want to try that new Neopolitan place that's opened up

[molten crypt]

Lunch is enfrijoladas with chicken and rice

[tired stump]

that is a lot of brown but i would eat it anyway

[molten crypt]

The rice looks red ish in person don't know why it's brown on camera

[cyan glade]

wait.. is this a food channel? lol

[fair siren]

Yes

[cyan glade]

im not level 5 and i already made my wonderful scrambled eggs about 3 hours ago... oof

i can do a mean stir fry, ill have to get a pic next time i do one assuming i hit 5 by then

[ebon lance]

@quiet mesa

[ebon lance]

That looks good and I wish it did not.

[fair siren]

The smell of sautéed onion

[molten crypt]

Tried my hand at a peanut satay ramen dish turned out waaaaay better than expected

[gloomy plume]

I love mine

[storm ferry]

Might fuck around and make a Turkey Carbonara in the morning

[tired stump]

one of my favorite new things is to airfry a hash brown from trader joe's and hash it with an over easy egg and put texas pete on it

[tired stump]

Partner’s plate on left

[neon grove]

Lawd ha' mercy

[molten crypt]

Made this simple pork chop and veggie dinner but the only thing simple about it was it was simply delicious!

[molten crypt]

Hash browns are one of my all time favorite things for breakfast

[vague crow]

I'm making pizza dough but we don't have a rolling pin so idk

[uneven elk]

i use a cup

[vague crow]

That's what I ended up doing

[uneven elk]

yee

[uneven elk]

also a easy recipe for pizza dough is 1 1/2 cup flour 1 cup greek yogurt

[vague crow]

Ohhhh awesome

[stuck palm]

Looks like it turned out good, I'm sure it tasted good too

[vague crow]

It isn't cooked yet in the pic

I'll post a new pic when it's done in like three minutes

The crust needs another couple minutes apparently

[uneven elk]

nomnomnom

[stuck palm]

It's 6.27am, I've just got in from a 12 hour shift and now I want pizza lol

[uneven elk]

breakfast pizza is a thing 😄

[vague crow]

True

Pizza for breakfast is also a thing

[stuck palm]

I've had left over pizza a few times

[uneven elk]

bfastpizza

[stuck palm]

Was half tempted to stop off at Mc d's and get a mcmuffin

[vague crow]

Oo

[molten crypt]

why are there sunny side up eggs on those pizzas

[uneven elk]

sunny side up is delish tho ¯_(ツ)_/¯

[molten crypt]

They are

i have some every other day

so good

[uneven elk]

you can crack it on top at the end of the baking process is my guess

[molten crypt]

Not how, ms. startiger

why

it’s a bit immoral if you ask me

[uneven elk]

dude, it's breakfast, there's nothing immoral about adding an egg to it

heck sunny side up egg is great on burrito too

i have it in bibimbap, burrito, sometimes on red beans and rice, sometimes burger gets egged

in noodles

i think dessert is prob the only thing i wont add an egg to

[molten crypt]

burgers with eggs

mm

exquisite

[uneven elk]

burrito with egg

was nom didn't take a before pic XD

[fair siren]

I'm bad about food pics cuz ive already eaten before I remember

[uneven elk]

lol

gives a reason for me to go back to places 😄

[real nimbus]

[terse cedar]

Don't tell me I cant increase my blood pressure by three thousand times in less than five minutes this is MERICA

[mellow flicker]

😋

[neon grove]

Meh

[real nimbus]

Yum

[tired stump]

You no like?

Looks good

[neon grove]

It came out good but I just don't feel it was my best

Steak came out as I wanted it but I think the quality of the beef was lower than usual

That's what I get for having a Big Daddy Rump

[tired stump]

We’re always doing our best Nate

[vale kelp]

[tired stump]

I freehanded this ketchup squirt like a boss

[neon grove]

Did you make that hash brown?

[tired stump]

From the freezer

[neon grove]

I want some

That is beautiful piping though

It's like a greasy breakfast cake

[tired stump]

Ty Ty

[neon grove]

@placid terrace

[placid terrace]

looks like they used fresh oil

very nice

[neon grove]

This guy won awards, came from Nigeria and dreamed of opening a chippy

And he's a lovely bloke too

Always makes stuff fresh, nothing waiting under lamps

[sturdy spade]

You dutch? Cuz that looks like a frikandel on the right

[neon grove]

British, that's a jumbo sausage. I haven't had frikandel in years

[tired stump]

😏

[molten crypt]

One of my dreams in life is to visit England and experience this from the origin and a perfect cupa

[neon grove]

Oooh yes, chips and gravy up north are really good too

[hidden quail]

Could do with a battered sausage ngl

[neon grove]

Good lad, only reason I didn't get one is because of all the batter on my haddock

[hidden quail]

Yeah doubling up would be a risky move lol

[molten crypt]

Boba

still counts as food yes?

[tired stump]

ofc

if you chew it, it's food

bobalicious

i don't think you're ready for this jelly

or maybe you are idk

we like taro boba

[fair siren]

it has to be the best tea tho due to the name

[tired stump]

kara-tea missed opportunity tbqh

[tired stump]

High koala tea

Much sophisticate

[molten crypt]

Beef fajita tacos beans and rice were dinner

[tired stump]

Chicken stock congee, over easy egg and yuzu furikake

[tired stump]

nommers

[molten crypt]

I know what I'm making now, haven't made Congee in a while. Thanks @tired stump

[tired stump]

you bet

luckily my rice cooker has a "porridge" button 🙂

it's very comforting for cold weather etc

[neon grove]

@tired stump @molten crypt such a shame you two are married

[molten crypt]

Anyone know what I just made?

[dusky solstice]

chili oil?

though doesn't look like the normal chilis

[molten crypt]

Bingo!!! Chinese chili oil

[dusky solstice]

what kinda peppers though

[molten crypt]

It has Szechuan peppercorns, Korean red pepper flakes and Mexican while dried peppers

[dusky solstice]

OOOO okay, I was thinking they looked more mexican

[molten crypt]

Arbol I think

Didn't have any others available 🤪. Added whole star anise, fennel seeds, chopped garlic

[dusky solstice]

they almost look like small Guajillo

I have so much gochugaru to use up, got a pound of it for like 2$

[molten crypt]

Still have tons left over

5lb bag

Haven't made this in a while and forgot how good it makes my entire house smell 🤣.

[dusky solstice]

if you like spicy food, you can take those peppers, hyrdrate them in some rosated garlic broth (or whatever, then blend them into a puree, then use that to braise with

[molten crypt]

That is interesting may try soon

[light blaze]

Meep

[tired stump]

i smell a mod cooking something fishy

[vale kelp]

man, now i'm craving donuts 🍩 remind me to tell you the silly krispy kreme story

[tired stump]

hey, remember that time you said you would tell the silly krispy kreme story 😮

[outer narwhal]

Breakfast 🤤

[molten crypt]

woah

that’s quite the breakfast

[tired stump]

bigboi breffuss

[molten crypt]

Lunch was delicious!!!

[tired stump]

dat raw onion tho

[molten crypt]

You win a cookie if you can guess what fast food chain it's from

[tired stump]

habit burger

altho looks more like in n out

[molten crypt]

I've never heard of habit burger before 🤪

Animal style with extra raw onion!!! @tired stump you win a cookie

https://c.tenor.com/YBclaql8X7YAAAAM/cookies-enjoy.gif

[tired stump]

yissss

i grew up in CA

[molten crypt]

We have am here in Texas now

[tired stump]

nice

i was fine with wataburger and fuddruckers tho

[molten crypt]

Was the only burger I missed from CA until they put an in n out 15 minutes from me

[charred berry]

What's some good salty food?

[tired stump]

Wings man

[charred berry]

Chicken?

[tired stump]

Yes

There are chickens in Georgia

Fried mozzarella with tomato sauce

[charred berry]

We don't have mozzarella here

[tired stump]

Maybe you know your food best then

[charred berry]

Well I eat salty cheese I guess , that's it honestly . maybe instant noodles , I like those and bouillon cubes are great too any good way to combine them?

[tired stump]

Yeah you could just eat ramen

[charred berry]

Maybe just put the noodles in the cube broth and just save the seasoning

[tired stump]

And add vegetables

[charred berry]

Is garlic a vegetable?

[molten crypt]

https://twitter.com/PostMalone/status/1018731670474670080?s=20

twelve carat toothache (@PostMalone)

is meatball an fruit

Retweets

60799

Likes

223626

Twitter · Jul 16, 2018, 5:38 AM

[tired stump]

Yes

[charred berry]

Ah nice

[charred berry]

Well a tomato is a fruit

[charred berry]

Also should I add herbs

?

[tired stump]

Depends on what you have

Basil

Oregano

[dusky solstice]

Nuoc Cham chicken wings

[molten crypt]

Udon noodle stir fry was dinner

[dusky solstice]

@molten crypt https://thetakeout.com/salsa-macha-crunch-chili-rick-bayless-1848150383 just saw this

right up your ally

[molten crypt]

Sounds amazing

[fallen sigil]

My new shoes

[uneven elk]

This are awesome

[fallen sigil]

thanks 🙂

[dusky solstice]

Reminds me of my Swedish Chef crocs I got for the kitchen

[tired stump]

Bork

[fallen sigil]

Wtf. @Deaf Chef#9380 I need those where did Ya get em

[dusky solstice]

They were special edition Bistro Crocs I got gifted to me awhile back

no idea if still maek them

[tired stump]

Choy

[vale kelp]

omg nom

[crude ridge]

idiot sandwich?

[molten crypt]

Today's meal adventure in my kitchen. Twice cooked pork belly inspired by a Sichuan dish my wife loves

[dusky solstice]

twice cooked pork is great

I wish it could be done faster

everytime I decide I'm craving it, I want it same day

so the only times I ever wind up making it are the times I plan ahead for lechon kawali and same some of the pork

save*

[tired stump]

Ahhhhh lechon

[real nimbus]

sorry for the smoke

[ebon lance]

Bad lighting. Looks alright

[vague crow]

Ooooo

[real nimbus]

well

[ebon lance]

Is that chicken?

It's very white for pork

[real nimbus]

this phone takes shitty pics

yes it's chicken

[ebon lance]

Whew

[real nimbus]

i said I was gonna make chicken smh

[molten crypt]

I thought lechon is "suckling pig"

[tired stump]

Some kind of pig

Delicious pig

[dusky solstice]

It's basically just pig

but lechon kawali is a deep fried fillipino version

where you basically boil pork belly in a mix of soy, water and stuff for about an hour. Then salt it and put it on a rack in your fridge over night, cut it up, and fry it

that was a batch I did

[outer narwhal]

Good food

[outer narwhal]

YES! That boudin too!

[uneven elk]

like... it looks good but is it? 🤔

[real nimbus]

is

is that

pizza?

[tawny musk]

Chicken and waffles pizza

[real nimbus]

[vague crow]

Scared

[vale kelp]

piece of potentially scrumptious art

[vale kelp]

could def be scary

[uneven elk]

pizza just sounds really good rn

[real nimbus]

yes but like

https://tenor.com/view/pizza-pepperoni-damn-cheese-yasss-gif-4287751

here a pizza

no waffles

ty

[outer narwhal]

Idk chicken and waffles pizza might be good.. I'm American I enjoy unhealthy things lmao..

[cedar rain]

Fake pizza

That is some glue magic

[latent fulcrum]

Chicken, waffles, sauce, cheese, chicken bread crumb, grease, and syrup pizza

[tired stump]

Chocolate chip French toast?

[molten crypt]

Made my own version of ramen today trying to perfect a chicken peanut satay ramen recipe

[tired stump]

do you deliver

[molten crypt]

yep I do

have some friends who we are cooking for this weekend, the wife is on hospice and not going to live much longer and the Son and Father are her caregivers until she goes. So we are delivering them a meal Saturday

They asked for Corn Chowder and home made biscuits

[tired stump]

ok i will put in an order when i am dying i guess, thanks

[tired stump]

what on earth is that yellow pile and why is it so close to your glorious meat

[neon grove]

English mustard my good Sir

[tired stump]

forsooth

i mean i guess it's not brown sauce

that shit is nasty

[neon grove]

Pannetone French toast

[neon grove]

It's only ok on breakfast rolls

[tired stump]

or poured over hot steaming garbage

😄

we have a1 sauce here, i guess it's just cultural

[neon grove]

I've had A1 with steak

Was ok

Sweet baby rays with most things

[tired stump]

eyyy

we rock the ray's

original or honey

we're flexible

[neon grove]

Both

I can buy it here too

[tired stump]

Nice

[north magnet]

@outer narwhal

[outer narwhal]

We had take out tonight.. nothing special.. just a shitload of Popeyes...

[tawny musk]

Made cinnamon rolls the other day

[vague crow]

[tired stump]

why are some of them sideways, did they misbehave?

[tawny musk]

Yeah

[tired stump]

they should be eaten as punishment

[tawny musk]

Good idea!

[tired stump]

are those...raisins
blrp
cursed
😛

[tawny musk]

More for me then

[tired stump]

which begs the question how many people are you feeding those 30 cinnamon (raisin 🤢) rolls to

[tawny musk]

6, counting me

[tired stump]

so 5 each

[tawny musk]

Yep!

[tired stump]

nice

[tawny musk]

They keep alright for a couple days

Third day needs some heat and maybe a bit of butter

[tired stump]

why not butter on day one smh

and also removal of raisins 😛

[tawny musk]

That's choice, but needed on the third

[tawny musk]

making them without is of course easy, I'll do some plain next time for ya

[tired stump]

no no u do u i just have food association problems

like raisins in bread = bugs and cooked unchopped onions in food = worms

[tawny musk]

I see

[barren warren]

Honey chicken

[molten crypt]

Nachos are lunch

[uneven elk]

nomnomnom, Im eating a burrito

[tired stump]

sour cream? perfect finish 😄

[molten crypt]

Yes we have squirt bottles of sour cream we added after

[real nimbus]

Salmon w/ lemon butter sauce and assorted veggies

[tired stump]

so health

[molten crypt]

what’s so healthy about mercury meat

they do taste good tho

[placid terrace]

Mercury do taste good

Slightly garlicky

I do like salmon, though crinkle cut veg reminds me of school dinners too much

[molten crypt]

apparently garlic taste makes up or at least can be found in like 30% of all culinary stuff

good

[placid terrace]

"I'll just evolve this foul tasting acidic liquid and have it spread around all inside my bulbs, which'll mean that ARG no humans stahp"

Someone should have told garlic about garlic bread before it decided to taste like it does.

[real nimbus]

Lol IDK it just came in the bag like that

[tight scarab]

Gyazo & Ramen ❤️

[fair siren]

so jealous

what kind of ramen?

[tight scarab]

Tonkotsu

[fair siren]

yum!

[molten crypt]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/471274435681320961/919344420497809428/IMG_2972.jpg

That ramen above looks great. a stark contrast to what i gotta eats

[real nimbus]

I had ramen the other day too

Enjoy

[tight scarab]

Thanks, it's great ❤️

[fair siren]

im ngl this actually does not look awful for BK

[molten crypt]

It’s a burger. Kinda hard to make a bad burger imo

[fair siren]

have you eaten Maccies?

[molten crypt]

Maccies?

[fair siren]

McDonalds

[molten crypt]

Silly Thena. It’s MickeyD’s

[fair siren]

its the cute way some british ppl say it

Taco Bell ruined tacos

never underestimate

[molten crypt]

Taco Bell is the pinnacle of Mexican food

[fair siren]

[tawny musk]

Taco Bell is not Mexican food

American take on Mexican dishes

[molten crypt]

then why is their motto in spanish

checkmate

[real nimbus]

Why does a taco need a bell

America explain

[placid terrace]

Was created by Mr Bell

[real nimbus]

Ah

Didn't know Alexander Graham Bell had enough time to start a fast food franchise

[placid terrace]

Was his cousin, Glen

[real nimbus]

[tired stump]

OCD crackers

[charred berry]

I don't get it

[tired stump]

they are all in a grid and facing the same way

[neon grove]

Cheesy

[tired stump]

ye boi

[molten crypt]

Bug mug of hot chocolate is so comforting

[neon grove]

Beautiful, I'm intrigued as to what is in the mondelez box though

[molten crypt]

It's a big box of Oreo cookies 😀 @neon grove

[tired stump]

you got me lol

[arctic ice]

How can they be ocd crackers when they are not aligned properly..

[molten crypt]

Sour cream n chive baked potato and meatloaf is dinner

[dusky solstice]

This

Becomes this

[uneven elk]

what is this sauce

[dusky solstice]

Mushroom stock, roasted garlic, thyme, sage, white miso, carmalized mushroom and onions, veggie stock, coconut milk, rigatoni

[uneven elk]

sounds really good

making this tomorrow

[real nimbus]

chimken

vemgies

[tawny musk]

Nom

[tired stump]

Step one

Step two

Step three

[real nimbus]

you skipped some steps

looks yum tho

[tired stump]

Thanks

[stuck palm]

Sure does

[tepid trench]

Danish christmas tradition - æbleskiver, tranlates to apple slices. It's called this because way back they used contain slices of a apple. Today it's more or less pancakes but in the form of a ball.

[tired stump]

Apple takoyaki