#no-mans-steak🥩

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zenith tulip
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they look likr adult movie stars

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can't believe parents allow that shit

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boob jobs, lip fillings, fake butts

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wtf

inland mirage
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Um.

zenith tulip
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oh

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I thought I was in offtopic

inland mirage
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😁

zenith tulip
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haha

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nm

inland mirage
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I mean, I don't disagree...

placid remnant
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thank you, ill keep that in mind

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havent made many cakes but its fun

zealous crown
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What can I do with these dry spring roll sheets? :/

tired stump
zealous crown
real nimbus
zealous crown
tired stump
zealous crown
tired stump
shy heart
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I want donuts now

shy heart
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Ok as awful as it looks, it tasted amazing

dusky solstice
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I can't tell if that fall apart tender or complete shoe leather.... but I'll take your word for it

shy heart
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its the first one

real nimbus
dusky solstice
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I just love how the look for tender vs leather is almost the same

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but potato, cabbage, beef... my go to is now a corned beef steak

zealous crown
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I had sum meatb0lz n mash for lunch earlier

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Better

dusky solstice
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Maybe it a growing trend

zealous crown
shy heart
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Interestingly enough, the dish I posted was an Austrian dish too

dusky solstice
zealous crown
tired stump
dusky solstice
zealous crown
dusky solstice
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The Swedish government went so far to admit it

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it mostly has to do with what incorporated into it and lack of pork

tired stump
zealous crown
wispy finch
tired stump
zealous crown
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Yeah, in bangladesh we actually call Meatballs as Kofta/Kofte

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Now it makes sense, as the Turks ruled us in the past.

tired stump
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istanbul was constantinople

zealous crown
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Salahddin > Constantine

tired stump
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civ 6

real nimbus
dusky solstice
zealous crown
dusky solstice
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another amusing thing... in Türkiye, you have Urfa Kebabs which aren't spicy and doesn't use Urfa Pepper. And you have Adana Kebabs which are spicy and uses Urfa pepper

zealous crown
wispy finch
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I love how food and history intersect.

dusky solstice
real nimbus
dusky solstice
# wispy finch Certainly

so, and the best way to show this is Alfredo. They came over, ingredients aren't all here yet. Italians are the constructions workers of America at this point. They need to feed them, want a semblance of home, but have to fill them up. And that is why the heavy sauced, the cream version of Alfredo, etc... all came about

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It had nothing to do with disrespecting the original dish, but adapting it to basically construction workers

wispy finch
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Nice, that makes a lot of sense

dusky solstice
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That's why NY style pizza was the second kind of pizza developed in the US and not the first

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the first is called Standard style (also called Buffalonian)

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it the style that your fast food like Dominoes and Pizza Hut and shit came from

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that semi-thick crust, heavy toppings

wispy finch
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Reminds me of when someone once told me to bear in mind that traditional/regional foods may not be based on what tasted best per se, but availability/abundance.

dusky solstice
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exactly

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Oh and the reason for why it also called Buffalonian... even though Connecticut really was the point of spread for it, it started in Buffalo area because the original immigrants wound up there working on bridges and shit

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My great grandfather, who I was named after, was on of the workers on that blue bridge near the Canadian border even

wispy finch
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That's pretty cool.
I love this kind of stuff.

dusky solstice
# wispy finch That's pretty cool. I love this kind of stuff.

Here is another one for you.... one that pisses off a whole country though. Most of what France has "given" the food world, is actually Italian. Their foundation is based on Marie-Antoine Carême, who basically was cooking Catherine De Medici's style of food (all imported Italian styles) and learning to cook from Italian soldiers. Then Escoffier took his contribution, went across the border to Italy and bounced between the various held cities and took their shit and came back and claimed as his own

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But since Italy was changing hands every other week, there was no organization, but the French love to codify things, so they codified all that Italian shit. But since a Frenchy wrote it, they claimed it as theirs

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great example, Macarons, everyone thinks is French, but was actually Italian in origin and introduced to France because of Medici

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But the French went and did what the Indians did with Curry (Curry as we know it is British not Indian) and made it better and ran with taking credit

wispy finch
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Good stuff

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TIL

dusky solstice
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Speaking of Curry that was an intersting journey, curry as we know it went from Sri Lanka - UK - India - UK

wispy finch
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Do Thai curries share any roots with those, to your knowledge?

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Seems like it might be a totally different source

dusky solstice
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So curry isn't what should be focused on. But if you looking at the roots for flavor profiles of curries... Thai does mostly stand on its own in terms of influence

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and personally is one of my faves

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though I always keep Japanese Curry in my cupboard for lazy nights

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If you really really want to go back thru history though for origins of food @wispy finch you have three areas that make up like 95% of what we know today

wispy finch
dusky solstice
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Italy, Türkiye/Ottoman, Korea

wispy finch
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Korea is kind of a surprise

dusky solstice
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Africa has influenced everyone too, but to be able to nail down a specific region is harder

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Korea is responsible for most of what we think of when we think of Japense and Chinese food

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Korea was basically like the Ottomans of the South East Asias

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in terms of getting around

wispy finch
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I would have assumed China to be more responsible

dusky solstice
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China relied a lot on trade and kept things from that

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A lot of what spread from Chinese cuisine was not Chinese in Origin

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But that brings me to an intersting pop quiz question for ya

tired stump
dusky solstice
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China is #1 for regional cooking styles, what country is number 2?

tired stump
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murrica

dusky solstice
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nope

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Though America is quite literally so blened, there really only 2-3 styles

wispy finch
dusky solstice
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yep

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as small as it is, Italy number 2

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all those invasions lead to just a smorgaboard of shit

tired stump
wispy finch
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Yeah amazing variety

dusky solstice
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You can travel 50km and have the same dish done locally for that specific area 12 different ways

dusky solstice
tired stump
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and hated him every minute

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😄

dusky solstice
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haha

wispy finch
dusky solstice
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yep, it insane and amazing

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You could travel for 30 miles and pass thru basically 12 different ethnically ruled areas

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which lead to such a vareity

wispy finch
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Yep that's where all the good stuff comes from

dusky solstice
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Like it was so insane, that who knows where a lot of the shit even came from before them

wispy finch
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That's kind of why I found the meatball thing funny, it's such a common dish, and only a handful of ingredients really.

dusky solstice
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It seems common, and the STYLE is common, but what goes into it all have origins

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Swedes have their own way, as do Turks. IKEA uses the turks way, with a cream gravy

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the best is the Turk IKEA meatballs with the Swede ligonberry IMO

wispy finch
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I grew up eating lots of Danish frikadeller.
Now Im wondering where those came from lol

dusky solstice
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very possibly a Danish variation on them

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sorta like the whole shakshuka coming from the Tunusian Jew making Menemen (who I'm pretty sure just forgot to scramble the eggs because went to look for their silent kids)

wispy finch
dusky solstice
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Actually given the years, I think frikadeller came from German meatballs, but hen frikadeller was the origin of Hamburgers

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They were basically sliders

zealous crown
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Okay, with steak

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Roasted potatoes or mashed?

wispy finch
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Yes

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I've been using this on potatoes a lot lately, among other things:
https://www.amazon.com/Sabatino-Tartufi-Truffle-Seasoning-Ounce/dp/B01FDFL2RQ/

zealous crown
wispy finch
zealous crown
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I used to ridicule garlic granules, but am obsessed w/ them now.

zealous crown
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Dinner

tawny flint
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I like bread with nutella

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Its splendid

barren warren
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I made a salad 😳

zealous crown
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I approve of your protein:leafy greens

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Is that avocado?

barren warren
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It is avocado

zealous crown
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chonky pcs

shy heart
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Aight y’all. What’s y’all’s go to McDonald order

subtle quarry
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None, I have celiac KEKWaitLeave

real nimbus
tawny musk
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Tf is a big tasty

shy heart
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Mine is a Big Mac, Fries, Drink, 2 Hot and Spicy McChickens

real nimbus
tawny musk
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What is it

real nimbus
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A Big Mac with extra steps tbh

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Has a special sauce

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that's it lol

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Oh and the bread is a bit different

tawny musk
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Gotcha

shy heart
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where exactly is the Big Tasty from?

dusky solstice
real nimbus
dusky solstice
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I did like the orignial McRib, the new one sucks ass

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honestly in terms of fast food, I only have a few things I'd go towards when I don't ahve the time to cook

  1. Taco Bell breakfast crunchwrap (bacon)
  2. The Spicy Chicken McBisucit
  3. Sonic's Chili Frito wrap
  4. A regional Roast Beef sandwich palce
dusky solstice
# zealous crown

nothing wrong with that, if you spent a day in food industry even at top level that doesn't phase ya

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the issue is they changed the composition

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and the sauce

zealous crown
zealous crown
real nimbus
placid remnant
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i hate mcdonalds so much

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im a plain person

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i asked for a 2 cheesburger meal plain

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only got one plain and one not

dusky solstice
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I don't know specifics but it basically used to be shoulder meat, but not is just a mix of shit and it taste soooo bland

placid remnant
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who asks for one of each

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thats so dumb

dusky solstice
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that dude was so stoned

placid remnant
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lmaoo

dusky solstice
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I didn't complain because I was so amused

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I live my life for those kinda experienceds

placid remnant
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i like firehouse subs

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pretty good

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more than subway or jimmy johns i think

dusky solstice
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yeah I get their NY Steamer or their one Italian one (with addiions since it reminds me of the assorted I grew up on)

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Subway got rid of their best one sadly

placid remnant
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but in reality theres an amazing deli around here i need to go to more

dusky solstice
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and Jimmy Johns is snack food not subs

placid remnant
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subways best sandwich? which is that?

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i used to always get the meatball subs

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jimmy johns is subs too though?

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unless you mean something else

shy heart
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oddly enough I dont eat a lot of subway sandwiches

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I eat a lot of regular sandwiches though

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Make em at home

placid remnant
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always good, i usually do for lunch at work

dusky solstice
shy heart
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unless you count Bahn Mis as subway sandwiches

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actually do you?

dusky solstice
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I never seen one that offered that

shy heart
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Is this a sub?

placid remnant
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yes

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submarine sandwich

dusky solstice
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yeah that a sub, a shitty one but a sub

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that the kind you slice up and put in a confrence room

shy heart
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what do you mean a shitty one

placid remnant
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lolll

dusky solstice
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which is what Jimmy John's makes their money from

shy heart
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That's a Vietnamese sandwich

dusky solstice
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look at it, no filling, crappy meat, bad greens

shy heart
dusky solstice
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no toppings

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dull bread

shy heart
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Hey I eat at that place all the time

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and I can tell you right now

placid remnant
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im plain

shy heart
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it kicks the shit out of any subway or jimmy johns ive ever been to

dusky solstice
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Aned I still chow down on frozen burritos because I have a love for them

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but can recognize they aren't "good"

shy heart
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It doesnt look great, but it tastes incredible

placid remnant
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my sub every time is white bread, lettuce, extra cucumber, extra turkey

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im very simple

dusky solstice
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There is only one sub place I actively avoid and that is Jersey Mike's

shy heart
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not even kidding, I will go out of my way to get a Banh Mi

placid remnant
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never had a bahn mi

shy heart
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go, get one

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now

placid remnant
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one of these days

dusky solstice
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I just hate how so few places in the US do a legit one with the pate

wispy finch
wheat prawn
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I have returned... with homemade bread :D

rigid flume
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I want that bread 😩

wispy finch
timid dock
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yep me too please make more and arrange for delivery

copper yoke
sinful widget
wheat prawn
placid remnant
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wow thats some good looking bread

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you probably could if you really wanted to

tired stump
placid remnant
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pancakes again

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soon tm

zealous crown
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Yum!

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Peach tarte tatin

wispy finch
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Nice

zealous crown
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Thanks!

placid remnant
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(had to make a few for everyone so it took a bit)

tired stump
placid remnant
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pancakes

zealous crown
placid remnant
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oh wait i shouldve done this

tired stump
placid remnant
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stack

zealous crown
placid remnant
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i made a little bit too much mix

zealous crown
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Nice ‘n fluffy 😌

placid remnant
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bit of a spam but mmmm

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these pancakes are thick so i kinda have to put a lot of syrup or else its somewhat dry

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not too bad but ye

tired stump
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so that is what i make 🤷🏼‍♂️

zealous crown
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I don't mind bigger, thinner ones. Just needs to be super fresh.

tired stump
wispy finch
zealous crown
tired stump
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or someone else

zealous crown
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I bought a gluten free option once, didn't read the ingredients in the back

zealous crown
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Made some and regretted it straight away when I saw how the batter looked

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That one. Argh

tired stump
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bleah

zealous crown
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Everything else is fine, just no idea who thought having chickpeas in your pancake would be grand

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Make savouries with that if necessary.

tired stump
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ungrand

zealous crown
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w/ a bit of chutney

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not with maple syrup!

placid remnant
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im pretty proud of my pancakes since this is like the third time ive ever made pancakes

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lol

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even though its pretty easy/simple

dusky solstice
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Bannana and egg all you need, add some vanilla nd seasoning if you want

tired stump
zealous crown
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Very pretty

tired stump
barren warren
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I read “desert was frozen lasagna” and was confused as hell

wheat prawn
stuck palm
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i've gotta find one!

zealous crown
stuck palm
zealous crown
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I never tried those. Wonder how beans taste once defrosted.

tired stump
stuck palm
zealous crown
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They must!

tired stump
stuck palm
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a little maybe

tired stump
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Urk

molten crypt
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I made a tasty thing just the way I like it.

timid dock
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awesome sauce! (so to speak)

tired stump
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it comes with awesome sauce???

timid dock
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it looks like it, dunnit?

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juicy and stuff

wet helm
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This is my country's charcoal smoked chiken

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And below is fried chicken

wet helm
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😋

weak mantle
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beautiful presentation

tawny musk
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Ty

weak mantle
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np

shy heart
tired stump
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each successive ramen i make gets better and better

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i am amazed

tall carbon
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@tired stump ramen pics?

tired stump
tall carbon
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I’m still curious

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Love ramen

tired stump
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so a couple days ago i made a pork shoulder in the instant pot
shredded it
reserved the broth and fat
separated the broth from the fat
made $0.20 ramen, ditched the soup packet
used 2/3 chicken broth and 1/3 pork broth (now gelatinized from the connective tissue from the pork shoulder)
added a tablespoon of pork fat
added soy and sambal and a leeeettle hoisin
added shredded pork at the end to warm it up
ate it with my face
sighed with contentment

tall carbon
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🤤

tired stump
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i reverse engineered some pork adobo and rice for lunch
omg

tired stump
zealous crown
tired stump
zealous crown
tired stump
zealous crown
tired stump
vale kelp
# zealous crown

Ohmygoodness! HeartDrool Where's the teleporter so I can help with some of this, eating it at the very least meowSmirk?

tired stump
zealous crown
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Chopper/smoothie maker/blender/spice grinder

timid dock
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ooohhh.. model?

tired stump
tired stump
zealous crown
timid dock
timid dock
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thank you a lot for the info!!

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reading up now

zealous crown
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No worries

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It’s quite reasonably priced. I have had mine for 5yrs now.

timid dock
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I have three devices right now: coffee grinder that I use for spices/flour instead, high end blender, a very sturdy food processor

zealous crown
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Tbh then I don’t think you’d need this

timid dock
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and I do smoothies, soups, nut butters, carob flour, all kinda stuff with them all

zealous crown
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Has a good motor, that’s why I got it.

timid dock
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good motor is key, that's why I don't trust the regular consumer models, they aren't meant to take that kind of abuse

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I make smoothies every day in the summer, and nut butters often enough....

zealous crown
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Heh, then I guess you have burnt through a few by now.

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For soups I use a hand blender for soups and daal.

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Right next to that Ninja, I have a bigass george foreman, which again, I have had for a few years and use pretty much every day. Amazing for grilled chicken, salmon, sandwiches.

timid dock
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um don't know what that is, will look it up

tired stump
timid dock
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oh an electric grill

tired stump
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avec teflon 😮

timid dock
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hmm for grilled cheese I just use a frying pan I admit

tired stump
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if donna says she has a salton sandwich maker i will fall out of my chair

zealous crown
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I used to too, but I find the grill less messier

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No flipping required

zealous crown
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Now send a photo with your butt on the floor kthx

tired stump
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um wha

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you do not currently own it

zealous crown
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“fall out of my chair” old man

tired stump
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my heiny is safe

zealous crown
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Pshaw, semantics

tired stump
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my spessyality

placid remnant
vagrant glen
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dfg

tired stump
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VEGAN BALLS

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That will teach those vegans to spurn meat

subtle quarry
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Why are the E's backwards

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Not all of them are backwards, only some

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Why

placid remnant
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eminem

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im guessing anyways

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since its literally his restaurant(s)

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when u dont get it 😦

subtle quarry
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Ah, see

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I didn't register the moms spaghetti bit

placid remnant
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its okay

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its in detroit obv

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pretty good spaghett

zealous crown
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Had a salt beef sandwich

tired stump
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looks like it

dusky solstice
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I think so, salt beef quite different

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and you probably wouldn't want to eat it on a sandwich

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That looks more like corned beef. I LOVE corned beef steaks

reef marlin
tired stump
timid dock
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but it's empty

stuck palm
zealous crown
zealous crown
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In essence, salt beef and corned beef are the same – the only difference is corned beef is finely chopped and it's often mixed with a small amount of gelatine. The Old English word for 'corn' is used to describe small grains – like peppercorns.

dusky solstice
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This was a corned beef I did steak style with a 36hr SV

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SO DAMNED GOOD

zealous crown
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Looks good to begin with!

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Yeah, I’m not sure why they call it salted beef, this shop is probably one of the most popular in London, so, you’d think they know better. Maybe the word ‘corned beef’ is more colloquial now.

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B & K Salt Beef Bar

B & K is a family business, run by the son's and grandson's of our founder, Bambos. We take pride in our home-cured, hand-carved salt beef and have done since the 1960's. Come on down to our Edgware or Hatch End branch to try our mouth-watering menu! We look forward to welcoming you soon.

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They have the most delicious fish koftes. They call it smthing else, but it definitely has the texture of a kofta.

vague crow
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the apostrophes are annoying me lmao

zealous crown
vague crow
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son's and grandson's

dusky solstice
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They also might take that name if they changed up the normal corned beef recipe

zealous crown
vestal mango
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clank clank clank Minotaur

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loud af honk

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Evening chat

zealous crown
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Howdy

subtle quarry
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Wonder if you can eat the exomech

vestal mango
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Oh sorry

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Do any of you know a good way to cook furry ribs

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Cuz im having trouble with mine

zealous crown
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Shave it.

vestal mango
tired stump
vestal mango
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And my entire grill

tired stump
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😮 😉

vestal mango
tired stump
timid dock
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yay it's no longer empty!

vestal mango
frank juniper
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over an open fire o3o

vestal mango
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slowly pulls out multitool in gun mode

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Sorry @frank juniper Nothing personal

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lazer gunshots

real nimbus
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Cringe

vestal mango
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dies

zealous crown
tired stump
tired stump
zealous crown
tired stump
zealous crown
tired stump
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cooking is the only thing that wine is good for 😮

tired stump
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Into the oven for ninety minutes

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Take it out to cool

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Refrigerate overnight for melding

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Reheat tomorrow afternoon and add sautéed mushrooms

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And that is our thanksgiving main

zealous crown
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Hope you’re having something tonight at least half as good

tired stump
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needed salt

zealous crown
tired stump
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I’ll retest before I stick it in the fridge

molten crypt
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I made Sonic the hedgehog's favorite food

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My version of it at least

molten crypt
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Happy Thanksgiving everyone!🦃 🦃

vague crow
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🦃

weak mantle
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happy thanksgiving

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breakfast dim sum

tired stump
weak mantle
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maybe s’more

dusky solstice
tired stump
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So basically what dc said

tired stump
tired stump
weak mantle
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looks great smosho

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also

frail glacier
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cream puff and coffee snack time 😄

tired stump
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Yum

zealous crown
tired stump
shy heart
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Some Chinese thanksgiving food 😄

shy heart
broken niche
tawny flint
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Birthday cake

hidden quail
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If I'm using beans instead of dry lentils, will tinned beans work?

zealous crown
spiral rose
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i am very new to nms and would love if someone would help me i just got my ship repaired and went to the second planet

broken niche
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A while ago after I prepared this I got capsaicin burns on the tip of my fingers from preparing the habaneros without gloves. I had to keep my fingers in olive oil for an hour and my fingers are still sensitive from those burns.

frosty scroll
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Did the traditional this year. Super happy with the pecan pie

tawny flint
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thats insane, you did this by yourself or your friend helped you?

shy heart
shy heart
tired stump
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i have reached peak ramen

stuck palm
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Want to try ramen one day, always looks really good

zealous crown
stuck palm
tired stump
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how are you this old without ramen in your life

stuck palm
tired stump
stuck palm
tired stump
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fair

dusky solstice
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I did a Kebab curry that was pretty decent last year

upper wind
remote heron
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hello guys can anyone help me here

rigid flume
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Are you trying to make spaghetti?

dusky solstice
real nimbus
half plume
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Yo we get a rebrand? fries and burgers??

tawny musk
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@vale kelp ^ lol

vale kelp
placid remnant
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lol

rigid flume
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I'm gonna miss the random NMS questions 😔

timid dock
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now the new improved channel, making you even hungrier than ever

toxic flower
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@void dome done doing hot gek stuff

void dome
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Broooooo!

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I hungy! 🥺👉👈

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Looks delish!

toxic flower
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Carbonara alla gek

void dome
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hahahahaha!

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Or just Gekoodles!

toxic flower
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Also has homemade noodles 👍

void dome
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You made?

toxic flower
void dome
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Fancy… I do not have any practice whatsoever in making noodles…

tawny flint
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Holy shit that such a long dead chat

inland mirage
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People don't talk food as much as other stuff.

vale kelp
tawny flint
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Oh my bad

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I'm sorry

zealous crown
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@vale kelp do you like okra?

vale kelp
zealous crown
zealous crown
tired stump
zealous crown
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Yush 😄

void dome
# zealous crown baby ones!

Turmeric powder, red-chili powder, brown powder (garam masala?), okra, being fried in a black wok… that hits straight home! exoheart

zealous crown
void dome
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Ooh! Lovely.

zealous crown
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I’m a crepe, I’m a weir-dough.

dusky solstice
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What is it with me and seeing crepes today

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This is the fourth time

zealous crown
dusky solstice
zealous crown
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Hehe, that sounds like a good conversation, tbh. It's fascinating to hear people discuss the same food in different ways.

tired stump
dusky solstice
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omg so I'm in the largest cooking server on Discord, and like 4yrs ago there was this long almost hour long argument about Chashu vs Char Siu, and it was all because of 3 languages being spoken. The one person didn't realize that while Char Siu = Chashu for Chinese/Japanese, they are different in English

tired stump
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General Cho/Tso/Tsau/etc.

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7 foreign names for an american dish

wispy finch
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Beijing/Peking = 北京

zealous crown
tired stump
dusky solstice
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Char Siu in English is a Chinese "bbq" pork style. Chashu is a Japanese braised pork style

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but for their language both just basically bbq pork

wispy finch
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Kung hee fat choi/Gong xi fa cai

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Romanizations are not reliable, you need the characters, and even then, the same kanji/hanzi (Chinese characters) can have different meanings.

dusky solstice
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yeah, the whole thing was they didn't realize that point of it, that it was being shifted into english words not back into that shit

wispy finch
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My grandfather was well known for his char siu but the recipe was a closely guarded secret.
When he was getting on in years, my uncle proposed that teaching him the recipe would be a good idea.
Grandfather objected, being fit and strong, but eventually he typed out a recipe, and let my uncle take over the char siu for family get-togethers.

Unfortunately it didn't taste the same, at all.
And grandfather would berate my uncle for being a shitty cook.

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Fast forward about 10 years, grandfather is gone, and grandma just passed away too.
One of my relatives was going through some financial papers, and at the very top of one folder, was a wrinkled char siu recipe, right where grandfather would be sure someone woule eventually find it.

The thing was, the recipe was totally different!
He took that joke to the grave lmao...
My uncle was in denial, too funny.

dusky solstice
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Hahahha

tired stump
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what a knob

wispy finch
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might explain a few things about my personality

tired stump
twilit socket
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👀

tired stump
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legend of the d-bag

night trail
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i made tacos. salt and pepper seasoned beef. some cheesy rice and some cheese sauce. came out quite alright

molten crypt
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Home made doughnuts (old photo these were for someone’s birthday)

raw echo
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yum

molten crypt
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Now for something even better

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Cake inside of a mousse

wispy finch
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Wow, very nice

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I was just about to ask what the heck that was lol

molten crypt
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There’s a chocolate cream inside the cake

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And then the galaxy mirror glaze

vague crow
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10/10 would eat. Those look so good

subtle quarry
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Thats pretty awesome

vague crow
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And the cake mousse thing is pretty

wispy finch
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Yeah looks great

molten crypt
molten crypt
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Also it’s more of a taco then burrito but eh

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also my throat hurts after that (no I didn’t swallow it whole I’m referring to the voice I did)

calm shard
#

How was everyone’s lunches

dusky solstice
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I ate ricotta cookie mix that was left in the mixing bowl for lunch

tired stump
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Step one

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lol

dusky solstice
dusky solstice
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let them expand into the edge

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that way no immediate direct heat that can cause some overcooking on parts

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and they should hold shape a bit better

tired stump
dusky solstice
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a tray still better but that'll work

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they might expand into each other but oh well

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flip them ice them serve as a "cake" 😂

tired stump
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I’m just doing what the little fat man told me to do

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Which was use a round cake pan

dusky solstice
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They still come out good, the issue is just some expand quite a bit so tray makes it easier if you want them seperated

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also got a recipe for you if you want to make you own. And it amazing...

dusky solstice
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nice

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one of my fave things

tired stump
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Step three 🙂

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There were air fry instructions on the can

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Super weird

stuck palm
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They look really good

wispy finch
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Nice work

tired stump
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danke danke

frigid arch
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Sprechen sie Deutsch auch?

tired stump
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9

shy heart
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Man I love Thai Food

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That fried rice btw, doesn’t look great, tastes amazing

pale patio
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Yum yum Thai food

molten crypt
#

Made brats with saur kraut for dinner

tired stump
zealous crown
tired stump
zealous crown
tired stump
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flan + macarons = 🤔

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en francais = creme caramel?

zealous crown
tired stump
tawny musk
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I want to eat them all

shy heart
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My dinner last night

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Some Chinese take out

placid remnant
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what are those on the left?

real nimbus
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those paper thingies for straws

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delicious

shy heart
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(I refuse to call it Peking)

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You take some duck, put it on top with some garnish

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wrap it up

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and enjoy

real nimbus
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I like my answer better

shy heart
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lmfao

placid remnant
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sounds yum

wispy finch
shy heart
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Nah I'm Chinese so

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I refuse to spell it or pronounce it in any way other than how we do

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Plus

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Beijing is more historical

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We've called it Beijing since the Ming renamed it in 1403

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the Romanization Peking didn't come to be until 1658

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and that name wasn't even made official until the mid 20th century

wispy finch
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I'm (part) Chinese too, my understanding is Beijing is much newer, from Hanyu Pinyin (1950s).
Whereas Peking goes back to the late 1800s and the Chinese postal romanization.

And pronunciation isn't remotely consistent in Chinese.

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Eg Cantonese vs Mandarin

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The duck looks good that said!
😁

shy heart
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My ancestors probably were the people who named Beijing lol

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My family history goes back to the 9th century

shy heart
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The pronunciation of Beijing is still older

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because obviously in 1403 they didn't have this sort of lettering system

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but I will spell it as it is properly pronounced by my family, and everyone around them

wispy finch
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Pronunciation isn't consistent, it's not even consistent within just Hakka Chinese

shy heart
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That's just dialect doing its work

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My dad speaks Shanghaiese and I can't tell what the hell he says when he does

wispy finch
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Exactly, that's why pronunciation isn't meaningful, Chinese people often can't understand each other lol

shy heart
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Eh dialect doesnt count to me

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Either way

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Beijing is how most people pronounce it in China

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yea they have dialects but most of them still speak and understand a national dialect

wispy finch
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That's critical to pronunciation, that's why old Jackie Chan movies have the hanzi as subtitles, so non-Cantonese speakers could understand

shy heart
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In China dialect isn't actually that critical

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because of that aformentioned national dialect

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When Chinese people speak between people in their local area they use their dialects

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but when they speak with other people, they use the national dialect

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So typically there isn't usually a dialect issue with communication

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Take that from a guy whos family is all over China and has relatives who speak just about every dialect in existence

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From Yunnan to Tianjin

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from Nanjing to Beijing

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from Wuxi to Shanghai

wispy finch
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That's not at all true in my experience.

shy heart
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It is in mine

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and I visit china regularly (at least pre COVID)

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and my parents taught me that information and they were born in China

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Their information comes from generations upon generations of relatives

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Like I said, my family runs so deep in China, I can tell you who my 30th Great Grandfather is

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It's this guy btw

wispy finch
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You can't even use Mandarin pronunciation in the herb shops here lol, they look at you like you're an alien, they expect Cantonese.
So I have to know the hanzi or Canto pronunciation.
They may know perfectly well what you want too.
They just don't want to accommodate.

shy heart
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Cantonese is the one sort of exception to everything

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To my family at least, they basically consider it a separate language not a dialect

wispy finch
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That's exactly my point, it is that different, thus pronunciation is not that meaningful.

shy heart
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One exception doesn't mean everywhere else follows

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Once again, all my relatives communicate fine

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and they live all over china and speak dozens of different dialects

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and they can even communicate with me, someone who was born in the US

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I do miss them though

wispy finch
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That's exactly how falsification of a premise works actually, you only need one example.
But I gave several in fact.
Look up Popper and the black swans.

shy heart
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I respect your opinion on this but, I still think experience speaks stronger on the subject

tired stump
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and opinions are still individual

wispy finch
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Im not using opinion, but logic, facts and inferences.

shy heart
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Well your facts go against my evidence

tired stump
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folks

shy heart
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My extended family is shockingly big

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no seriously, I still don't know who half of those people are :I

tired stump
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we are veering off topic unless you are going to start talking about eating your family members

shy heart
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Dammit why cant I send a gif of noodles

tired stump
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because i annoyed the mods with gifs in this channel

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😊

shy heart
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Good enough

tired stump
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about a year ago

shy heart
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Oh so that was your doing, good to know lmfao

tired stump
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😳

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😔

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😄

shy heart
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😂

tired stump
lunar rapids
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😬

zealous crown
tired stump
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those are cannelinis

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aka great northern beans

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not to be confused with northern ireland beans
which are actually potatoes

zealous crown
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I love cannellinis. Also, butter beans.

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Beans are awesome.

tired stump
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i'm anti-lentil 😮

zealous crown
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You haven’t had a proper daal. >_>

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With tadka.

tired stump
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likely not

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oh also kidney beans
and your beloved butter beans, aka lima beans

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are on my no list

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they are so gritty

zealous crown
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You’re on my no list.

tired stump
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😔

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👋🏼

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🚪 🚶🏼‍♂️

zealous crown
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Don’t be sad. I give you dessert.

tired stump
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on my way out

zealous crown
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Take it with you.

tired stump
#

thanks
bye
slink gif

zealous crown
odd eagle
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I've never been in this part of the server

Hello 👀

zealous crown
odd eagle
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@zealous crown did you make this plate of wrapped shrimp and accompanying two dishes of whose names escape me, and also the dessert above it? They look good

zealous crown
frank coyote
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Oh this chat is for irl cooking? Where can we discuss nms cooking?

shy heart
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This

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yall

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is the best Shumai I have ever had

molten crypt
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I made from scratch southern honey butter glazed buttermilk biscuits today

tired stump
molten crypt
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I made them in my cast iron skillet yes

still gale
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Nothing beats home made biscuits

zinc dust
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I need help from an American.

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I need to make a turkey, like American Christmas style. I have no idea what I'm doing :D

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My mother-in-law is here and she was supposed to do it but she's out cold with flu.

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How long does it have to thaw, idk if it's solid frozen, it's -3 degrees celsius out there where it's at.

tired stump
zinc dust
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I do not xD

tired stump
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ok so regular brining is not an option

zinc dust
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Actually I might have a tub that's like almost, if I need to dunk it in there

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The turkey is not gigantic

tired stump
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in all honesty you might be better off butchering it and cooking the pieces separately, depending on how many people you are feeding on the day (note i said on the day)

zinc dust
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But I don't have a whole lot of time, Christmas here is celebrated tomorrow :D

inland mirage
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Could call 1-800-butterball. It's their turkey hotline.

zinc dust
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I just want to do things to the turkey and stuff it in the oven 😅

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This does not need to be perfect, it just needs to be something so it doesn't go to waste.

tired stump
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if it's in a shed/garage at -3C then yes it is froze

zinc dust
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Yeah, I'll take it out.

inland mirage
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I haven't done a turkey in....35 years. I'm afraid I'm no help.

tired stump
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so get it in the house in a warm water bath to start

zinc dust
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On it!

tired stump
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yeah, i made boeuf bourgignon for thanksgiving as opposed to messing with big bird

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@zinc dust you can leave the turkey in the package for now if you are not brining

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you also need to check the weight, on the bag or on a scale

zinc dust
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We luckily have ham my dad made us and I am cooking a salmon tomorrow

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But I don't want this bird to go to waste

zinc dust
tired stump
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yeah

zinc dust
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How long would the brining take? Cause it does fit in the tub and I can always put it in a bag not to waste much liquid

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Also running to pharmacy now, will be back.

tired stump
#

ah
if the turkey was already frozen it may have salt in it already and does not need to be brined, just thawed

zinc dust
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I'll read it from the pack whether it's brined or not.

dusky solstice
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you'll want to brine overnight, aim for about 12hrs

zinc dust
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I don't have time like that :/

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It's gonna be whatever. Cooked meat.

dusky solstice
wispy finch
zinc dust
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Probably if you don't have clean water.

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We do.

wispy finch
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Lmao, no

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The issue is the outside of the bird will be in the bacteria danger zone while the inside is still frozen.

zinc dust
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Also anything will start bacteria growth once it starts dethawing, warm water just gives it a quicker timer so you cannot do it for too long. But it's okay cause time is kinda the issue here.

zinc dust
wispy finch
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That's not how it works, but enjoy your dinner.

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Toxins produced by said pathogens can survive cooking even if the organisms do not, and the longer they have a good environment, the more of those toxins build up.

zinc dust
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Well, most important thing is that you got to say it, thank you.

wispy finch
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Lol, you're free to disregard the information naturally, but a quick google search is all you need to confirm what I'm saying.

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That being said, you did ask for advice.
And I am an American, who studied biology and physiology at university, and worked in restaurants.
We also cook turkey every year, and my brother is a professional chef...

zinc dust
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I don't know what else to tell you.

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I'm not going to trash the bird cause it was 3 hours in warm water.

wispy finch
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It also bears mentioning that cold water is very effective for thawing (and warm water is unnecessary) for the same reasons people get hypothermic swimming in Hawai'i, and that tiny water coolers work for high end CPUs; as a matter of physics water is very efficient at leaching heat energy.

zinc dust
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Well, the water did cool off pretty fast cause ya know, it had a 12 pound cold bird in it.

wispy finch
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You'd be safer dumping that water and adding fresh cool water

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Because whatever was in there just underwent exponential growth

zinc dust
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Why would I add water?

wispy finch
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Not add, change

zinc dust
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But why?

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It's out of the water, entirely.

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I'm not going to put it back into water. I'm not brining it.

wispy finch
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Oh too late then

zinc dust
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It was in the water like 3 hours cause it wasn't fully frozen, been thawing slowly.

wispy finch
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They take a long time to cook, so I usually truss mine to keep it even.
Beginners usually open the oven too often/soon so try to avoid that.

zinc dust
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I do know how to cook a turkey.

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Just not how the traditional American Christmas turkey is made, with stuffing and all.

zinc dust
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What?

wispy finch
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I generally cook the stuffing on the side for food safety and control reasons.
Wild rice, pistachios, mushrooms, sage and thyme is one of my favorites with turkey.

subtle quarry
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Pistachios?

wispy finch
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Mmhm

subtle quarry
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Interesting addition

zinc dust
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I got the mother-in-law medicated enough so she can help me without any extra 😅

stuck palm
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got some shelled pistachios, they're so good

wispy finch
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We used to be the official pistachio shellers when we were kids.
Mom must have doubled what she thought she needed since we ate so many lol.

stuck palm
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lol

subtle quarry
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Pistachios are pretty easy to eat. You can't just have one

stuck palm
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gotta be salted too

subtle quarry
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No thanks happybread

wispy finch
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When I roast turkeys I often put some fruit, herbs/spices in the body cavity.
A cut up apple, maybe citrus, some sage, couple cloves, maybe some cinnamon or nutmeg...

tired stump
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I hope your bird is okay

zinc dust
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You didn't, don't worry one bit! The bird is doing great.

molten crypt
#

We made Pozole Mexican soup for dinner tonight

tired stump
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pozole on a plate 🤔 😄

real nimbus
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Soup

tired stump
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right, soup on a plate

molten crypt
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It's a square bowl lol

tired stump
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Oh 😄

zealous stream
#

Just out of the oven :3

tired stump
rigid flume
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Super cute n tasty lookin

tired stump
tired stump
tired stump
wispy finch
#

Went to a nice buffet the other night.
They had lamb and prime rib, fresh oysters etc
Had a little eggnog brulee at the end that was pretty unusual and good.
Atmosphere is nice and the sunset was spectacular.
http://www.100sails.com/

amber mesa
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Christmas dinner this year, not as much as usual (thankfully lol)

real nimbus
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Yum

tired stump
shy heart
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Christmas dinner!

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I dont know why it seemed to be half Italian and half Chinese but... here we are lol

weak mantle
#

amazing

molten crypt
#

I want char siu baozi now!!!

tired stump
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Chair shoe borzoi

timid dock
#

I'd definitely take some of those dumplings

zealous stream
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Not sure if it fits here but, oh well

molten crypt
lone radish
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People: "so how many spices do you guys use for indian cuisine"
Indians:

zealous crown
# lone radish

Not making your own garam masala is a sin forgiven by very few aunties.

lone radish
#

THEN TEACH ME

tepid flint
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i guess

lone radish
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well no technically

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cuz two of them are spice mixes

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and I also have quite a few missing that cannot be bought in this country

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I think at least 20

uneven elk
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for Garam Masala

zealous crown
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Proportions

lone radish
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I actually added most of those anyway

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didn't know nutmeg was also part of it

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but next time I will make sure to not mix it

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what is the different between mixing them and adding them separately?

lone radish
zealous crown
lone radish
#

yeah

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coriander is my favourite

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(and also probably the least favourite of my parents cuz everything is yellow afterwards)

zealous crown
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If you can find mace though, do grab some. Those flowers are very fragrant. But you need to use very little, quite potent.

lone radish
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is mace another word for nutmeg?

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I do have that

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hmm let me look again to count

zealous crown
lone radish
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wait it is not

zealous crown
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Nah, nutmeg is the nut. And mace is the flower.

lone radish
#

ah

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I didn't know that was also a thing

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it is so deep

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no wonder indian is one of the five main cuisines of the world

zealous crown
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Ikr

lone radish
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like there is one kind of dish

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curry for example

zealous crown
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How does one even come up with the idea of using this as a spice. And so well known, that I am not even Indian and had it around while growing up.

lone radish
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and millions of variations in different regions, made by different people

zealous crown
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Mhm.

earnest wadi
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Hot chocolate bomb I got for Christmas

weak mantle
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looks dangerous

flint crag
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eat it.

molten crypt
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Made nachos last night!

earnest wadi
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I ate it, didn't kill me

tawny musk
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So post that in a emergency room discord, serves no purpose in this one besides to put people off their appetite. I'm deleting.

earnest wadi
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it was a joke, sorry

zealous crown
#

We only allow culinary puns and jokes over here. The last guy who took it too far.. well, he knows what he did and what we lost because of him.

wispy finch
# lone radish but after looking at this picture, I cannot get half of those in this country

I use this:
https://www.amazon.com/Swad-Garam-Masala-Whole-Ounce/dp/B00IK9DH30/
I toast them all up in the pot I'm going to use first, then I grind it up in a coffee mill and use it as a powder

lone radish
barren warren
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Had some left over cilantro so I made cilantro pesto

tall grail
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that looks delicious! even though i have the ‘cilantro tastes like soap’ gene id still eat it and want seconds

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i also like the addition of the pepper flakes!

lone radish
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woah

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p e p p e r f l a k e s

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it is so vibrant I want it

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I WANT MORE

molten crypt
#

We made beef egg tomato noodle soup for dinner

zenith tulip
#

gonna make some cocktails this weekend fo sho

gritty mortar
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Nom nom da bottle of rum

molten crypt
#

made home made pizza tonight for dinner!

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Awesome

gritty mortar
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This dish looks perfect.
I can taste it.
Every layer, every extra hint of salt and pepper, the hard bread and the bread that's been soaked in the egg's oils.
This is truly the pinnacle of white ass meals. And I for one commend you greatly. I wish you the best of luck in the future.

vague crow
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Whoa, replying to foods from 2020
I admire the dedication
And thank you ShibaHeart

gritty mortar
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No thank you for sharing this nostalgic peice of art

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A dish for the ages

molten crypt
#

After a 12 hour fermentation dough attempt 2 at pepperoni pan pizza

calm orbit
#

hi chew

cunning grove
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They are good

calm orbit
#

used to have them when I lived in the US

subtle quarry
vale kelp
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Can I have one please? HeartDrool

tawny musk
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Yes, I saved one for you

vale kelp
delicate ice
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Raisins?

shy heart
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Didn't get a chance to send these but

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New Years dinner as a Chinese American

frosty scroll
gritty mortar
# shy heart

Half of these look inedible and the others look like they were made by god

molten crypt
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Pizza

rugged tree
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Can't decide on hobo stew or curry.

shy heart
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Because they were all delicious lmfao

gritty mortar
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I would show you

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But

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I cannot post images

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Embed L😔

shy heart
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Just say which ones by number?

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like number them 1 - 6

gritty mortar
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There are multiple per picture

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In

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Like 3 of them

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But ok

shy heart
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ah, well I'm dumb lmfao

gritty mortar
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2 3 5

shy heart
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2 and 5 are traditional chinese dishes lol

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This is what 2 is

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Nanjing salted duck (Chinese: 盐水鸭) is a local duck dish from Nanjing, China. The history of the dish goes back hundreds of years, possibly to the 14th century, but it grew more famous during the Qing Dynasty. The tender white duck-meat has some fat but is not greasy, and in presentation the dish is fragrant and often crispy. Although available a...

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Looks questionable, tastes amazing 😊

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5 is a salted pork with cabbage. Although the pork is usually cut much smaller than that

gritty mortar
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Wow ok!

shy heart
#

As for number 3, I'm assuming you're talking about the thing on the left

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yea that wasn't the greatest tbh but it was our family friend's first attempt at making mayonnaise at home and they sorta made a weird potato salad thing that has stuff in it that shouldn't go in potato salad

molten crypt
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Working on my pizza recipe